Open Thread: Game 152 - A's vs. Tigers
by Nico on Sep 17, 2011 12:30 PM PDT
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PrintDetroit Tigers at Oakland Athletics, Sep 17, 2011 1:05 PM PDT
We're on national teeveeeee!!!!!! I guess the rest of the nation wants to see some of that special "movie-worthy" moneyball ackshun! So let's show them some today, and then we'll just pretend it happened 20 times.
Gio Gonzalez gets the ball for Oakland against Rich Porcello, whose velocity has reportedly mushroomed lately. The red hot Tigers have won 13 of 14, but they don't make movies for that. Not that Jim Leyland isn't right out of central casting, coughing up a lung as he comes out to the mound to whip some "old school" back into his corner-nibbling pitcher.
Cherish baseball, because as painful as this season has been at times it has still been better than no baseball. This is kind of like saying that a root canal is preferable to having no teeth, but that's probably true. Something to chew on, anyway.
Welcome back, Kotter Carter! Chris returns to the big league roster along with Graham Godfrey. Do Carter, Allen, and Taylor comprise the sit-com "Two And A Half Beasts"? Or is it one slugger and a bunch of amateurs in "Porks & Recreation"?
Today's "fun fact": The A's enter play today in a 3-way tie (with Florida and Pittsburgh) for the #8 draft position.
The lineups, courtesy of Baseball Press, featuring Michael Taylor and Chris Carter presumably on each end of the bench with pom-poms:
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So we can see all our top prospects on the fucking bench 3 days after being mathematically eliminated.
Duh.
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DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
Is there a remote chance in hell that Matsui earns Type B status?
And even if he does, why would you even run the risk that he accepts arbitration? Argh, Melvin and/or this front office is frustrating.
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by franks a lot on Sep 17, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes there is a chance
likewise that he returns, since Melvin seems to like him and would like him back.
Last update at MLBTR had Crisp and Matsui as the first two non-type B.
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My buddy just texted me, he's at the game
“Dude there are like 7 people here.”
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that game's on TV too
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
All shots on today's broadcast will be very tight in attempt to hide the fact of the small gathering at the Coliseum
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by franks a lot on Sep 17, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what time that was
There’s a pretty decent crowd now, 20K or so I’d guess.
FREE THE BLEACHERS! Keep the Coliseum bleachers general admission.
by Englishmajor on Sep 17, 2011 2:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
season ticket appreciation day. should be a good crowd.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
dozens.
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you could bring up to four people per ticket, so times four.
Four dozens.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Is general fan appreciation day
just Lew coming out and giving the finger to everyone, Kenny Powers style?
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
I'M THE CEO. YOU SHUT UP.
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okay, this REALLY made me laugh, like deep and hearty Santa Claus style.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
choke yourself.
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This guy's voice on the intro is WAY over-the-top
Thank you, FOX
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radio-feed time.
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
That's a shame.
You can’t watch Matsui and DeJesus add their exclamation marks to their shitastic seasons.
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by franks a lot on Sep 17, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL they didn't even show the first pitch
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This announcer is a fucking moron.
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radio feed?
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
nah, more fun to listen to the stupid shit they say
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Anyone know if Bob Geren has retained a new position with the A's since his termination?
Billy kept the option open. Geren could join Larry Davis in the Purgatory Division of the A’s front office headquarters.
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As inept as they are
They probably will offer him Head of Scouting and fire the current guy.
ALERT: Matsui is at bat
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UPDATE: Gets on base due to error
Matsui was robbed by the scoring decision. His Type B status may have hinged on that decision
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by franks a lot on Sep 17, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That DeJesus at bat was very exciting
I hope he re-signs along with Matsui
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Good effort by the Jayhawks today we only lost by 42 points.
I knew I should have went to a better football school.
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Not sure what the "rest of the nation" is seeing but we have TB vs BOS here.
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Here in Philly it's Mets-Braves
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
How's Duda doing?????
{anxiously awaits report}
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Being completely ignored by me!!!!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
So you're "talent"?
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There's the short swing by Allen!
Where ya been?
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Fire Scapegoat Hitting Coach!!!!!!111!
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by franks a lot on Sep 17, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw an interview with Joe Maddon
he was funny, smart and engaging…good thing we don’t have managers like that.
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I was busy putting in a doggie door and being cold
someone got rid of summer fast here….it’s in the low 50’s and raining.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you guys get this stuff a lot
it’s like a winter day here today.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd love to be outside right now but it's too cold.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Folks....please slow down so I can keep up with all the comments.
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I can't get mad when my team gives up 66! points to Georgia Tech....I just laugh
KU should drop football.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is your school?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
They any good?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
So they're even worse than the Jayhawks then.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad you aren't on our schedule then.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
If they gave up 66 points today, sounds like they probably were taking your advice
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Our team is a joke
I’m not sure who would want KU football once the Big 12 crumbles….everyone will want the basketball team though.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
College football has basically achieved complete decadence
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I hope to do the same someday.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you read Taylor Branch's Atlantic article?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I get The Atlantic so it's next to our bed....haven't read it yet.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
If you want to feel better about abandoning KU football, read it.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I read that magazine cover to cover
I was joking about getting rid of football though.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You might not be joking after reading Branch
The NCAA makes Sepp Blatter look like the Dalai Lama.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I only went to college to have teams to root for
so I doubt I’ll want to get rid of the games.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a dude wearing an A's cap behind 1B dugout in Atlanta
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Weeks?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah....the defense has really stunk it up this year.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Rays make the playoffs I'm rooting for them.
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I think, its gonna be a lot like last year for me
Rooting for people to not win and watching next to zero games.
I probably won't watch much of it.
I just never got into baseball this year…too busy with other stuff and the A’s were beyond boring everytime I watched them.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank god for that
I live for the Sharks pregame.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
much
thank you. and yourself?
hey little girl
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
old my ass
you a spring chicken
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
thats what I'm here for ma'am
[tips hat]
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So who's the A's MVP this year?
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I was going to say any fan who watched every game.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
well, Bryan went to every home game
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He can be the A's Cy Young winner then as he only does half the game.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
but he also traveled across the country to go see them
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
What are you his agent or something?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
groupie.
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you know you are just jealous
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
now, lets talk dollars
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure I can pay him off in Jiffy Pop popcorn.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
throw in some funnel cakes and we can talk
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm
that might work
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
this
a million times tihis
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for Brandon Allen.
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Anybody see this Football Life thing about Bill Belichick on the NFL Network?
I really liked it.
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why thank you
…oh, you weren’t talking about me….
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'm going to be lazy and just order pizza for the football party tomorrow.
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Have you ever made a comment not via mobile on AN?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope. I'm saving up for a computer.
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 2:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If someone put a gun to my head and said post something on AN through your phone
I’d tell them to pull the trigger.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you live in a submarine?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
right it's gold not yellow
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
you are learning
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Slowly but surely.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Gold comment
I’m waiting on tablet prices to drop. Then I’m going to get a 55" TV and use a video wire. Instant big screen computer.
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 2:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
We have 3 computers and 4 TV's and a dog and a cat
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus that 2 seamer was filthy
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it really was
can’t blame coco for that one
Yup, same as the one to Weeks earlier.
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Sounds like my kind of phone
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
when I come to visit
I will expect to see rotary phones in your house
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit....the whole house is practically wireless everything
I’m hip.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm hip to be square.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to know the lyrics
but I had to use those brain cells on something else.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Any chance I can talk any of you to going to the store for me?
Arkansas isn’t really that far away.
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I hear arkansas is scary
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It's true....crime is crazy here....someone spray painted a wall about a month back.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
can i stop and see my mom on the way?
she’s in mtn home
What part of the state is that?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
north central, up in the ozarks
she’s close to the MO border
Well she's a bit to the east from me.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Northwest Arkansas
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
how far is it to Denver?
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
In step or miles?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
John Denver or a Denver Omelette ?
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Rocky Mountain Rye, please.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
rocky mountain oysters?
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
so meaty and juicy...
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
juicy couture?
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
sokmething like that.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Darn...guess I'll have to do it myself then.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you meant Mountain House, but then I looked up Mountain Home.
Also located in VA and Idaho.
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 2:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I want to go to Sacramento, Kentucky.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
that made my brain hurt
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I've heard good things about Webvan, BD
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I've heard good things about Spud Webb driving a van.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I like potatoes
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
potatoes are good.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
more than tv?
hey little girl
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer girls.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
[waves]
hey little girl
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi Bloomie
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
whoa, hi nick. I thought you died.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope. Still alive.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
So you're not a zombie?
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DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
I muted the sound on the Fox telecast of the Mets-Braves game, so no
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
that would seem to prove it...
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
....you sure?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If I were dead, my broken toe wouldn't still hurt
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
hmmm. advantage: zombies.
You could just snap it off and go merrily along eating brains.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
fyi, oatmeal with vanilla yogurt and bananas is delicious.
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sounds like it
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…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not gay if I want to smear it all over you before I eat.
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I can't tell you how much this turns me on.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I just (se)texted you.
Did you get it?
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DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
I did! Nice pic! Is that your...ass?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
He's addiction to love killed him.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
if he would have, he'd still be alive today.
The first step is to admit powerlessness over love.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Like Huey Lewis and Luther Vandross
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 3:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Luther is doing duets with Robert.
Huey is at a state fair near you.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
he was just here at the Sonoma County Fair, so I think he's even lower.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
DC, San Anton, and the Liberty Town?
That man still hasn’t found a home.
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 3:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
apparently, the Santa Rosa Fairground offered no respite, either.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm Robert, and I'm addicted to love.
At the end, I was buying Valentine’s Day cards….in September! I’d go on romantic getaways…by myself! I’d buy flowers for the bus driver…
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You're using up my daily gold allotment, Bloom
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sorry... [calmly places allotment down]
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice +1
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You make me laugh everytime I come to a thread
thanks.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
he has taken my place
I see how it is [sniff]
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…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Plenty of people here make me laugh
it’s the reason I stay on AN.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
[sniff]
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I laugh at you.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
[sniff]
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Not with you.
at you.
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[sniff]
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…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be laughing harder when the creepy old dude moves into his garage.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you already moved out of there
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
y6ou're older than me, grampa!
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
thats not saying much
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
eh?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
What is the most eaten fruit in the world?
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banana
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
banana banana banana
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd still vote for apple
I love bananas, but for some reason, I get queasy when I eat them.
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is it the sex thing?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
it might be because he has to push down on the back of his own head to make himself eat it?
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nice.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
No
My stomach just doesn’t like anything banana-based. I have no idea why. This only started a few years ago.
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I guess in parts of the world people basically live of them
they eat 50 pounds of banana a year.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd say tomato
at least for me it is…
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know that they really make a fruit or vegetable I don't like.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
There are countless ones I don't like
when I retire and get fat I’m never eating a vegetable again.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
you're morphing into chickie when you retire?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure why not
I plan on living off of steak and coca cola.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't consume either of those often
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…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
by choice?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty much
hey little girl
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
A lot of the food I love isn't your cup of tea.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
now if cut that steak up and throw it into some tacos
now we are talking
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The steak I'm talking about you don't cut up and throw into tacos.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet it would be good though!
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be a sin against God.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
but it will be GOOD
(says the devil)
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
anybody who puts a 25 dollar ribeye into a taco should be shot.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
mmmmmmmmmmmm
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Pure Evil
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I evil?
Yes I am
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Being evil is more fun
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
this is true
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this diet of steak, Coke and tea.
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 2:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm drinking tea right now..sadly no steak.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
when's the last time you had a Bloomie?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Not all that long ago
I drink about 5 or so a month.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
woot!
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I am way too angry for 3 p.m. on a Saturday
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Have a banana
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
[muffled moans]
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I've recently started peeling my bananas like monkeys do. It's very efficient.
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pinching their naughty naughty bottoms?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
do you fling your poo also?
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…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
if you piss me off
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um
YOUR RIBS SUCK
like that?
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…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Mike, test this experimental Alzheimer's cure.
What could possibly go wrong?
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 2:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
why are you angry at 3pm on a Saturday?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Today has just presented a lot of reminders
of things that bum me out.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
but me, Mikey and Chickie are here!
We don’t bum you ou…oh. I see.
I made myself sad.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
It’s not you guys. If Romo screws up tomorrow, I might punch someone though.
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He's the Niners best chance at winning!
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yes, yes, he is.
I cannot believe the incredibly poor judgment he showed last week.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of think Garrett should use Romo like a starting pitcher
Have him play 3 quarters, which he can do, then let McGee finish the game like a closer.
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that actually may work!
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
dangerous attitude to bring into Candlestick.
You might decide to join a Mexican gang while there and get shanked!
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I do tend to favor the color blue...
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Say it with me: I love the number 13.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It's dangerous in the outfield during the day. Night games from now on!
What could possibly go wrong?
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 2:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
nothing at all!
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, hey
They’re winning? That’s pretty cool.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Love how all the Fox Sports shots coming back from commercial are of places in San Francisco
Ugh
Last of the Ninth - Photography
Should they show San Jose instead?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I grew up off Thornton ave
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The Fox Game of the Week is brought to you by the band Train.
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 3:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Everything on Fox is always brought to you by the band Train.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
you need to stop kissing those cute doctors
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
well, then
go find some cute ones to kiss!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I live in Northwest Arkansas
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm game unless we're talking mono.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
my ex gave me mono
then dumped me
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That dude was a real jerk to you.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Great! and as soon as my ass stops hurting, I'm gonna go do it again!
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
you liked it
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
We learned in class yesterday, that if you stick too much stuff in your butt
you will eventually lose the ability to control your anal sphincter.
Information for life
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
woooo!
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Zack and Miri Make A Porno went into that a little bit.
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 3:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
or as I like to call it the movie that drove Kevin Smith to pot.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
don't make me look that up. I'm sure I don't wanna see the images.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
he was!
that bastard
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by ChickenStanley on Sep 17, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap were out of Perrier water......I really am going to have to go to the store.
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or we're out
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I get a magnum of Cristal while you're there?
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 3:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
you're out of Crisco, too? If you look above, you'll see why I'm out...
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Cristal in Arkansas?....that might not be easy to find
we do have Billy Beer though.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
this is grounds to start (continue?) to beat your wife.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It's my fault....I'm in charge of the beverages on the ranch here.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
likely excuse. beat her anyways. She should have known to remind you.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The only thing I beat is off.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant Balfour: Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows
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Jesa might try to kill you now.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
she probably cannot. It's dependent upon the number of cocktails she's had.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
gp
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
duh. we summoned you.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
shits and giggles, mainly. We miss you when you're not here.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
how's your party?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
gnarly....bra.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Giada taught me yesterday to save the rinds to cheese and put them in my soups.
You're the boss. -Future Ed
speaking of bra
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she's an alien.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
HUGE FOREHEAD
amirite?
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not just that. her mouth's too big.
her dimensions are all off.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
strange looking, definitely.
But, I learned that I don’t need to throw out my rind to my parmigiano reggiano!
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do they have that at in-n-out?
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That seems like a hockey player's name
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I have my coke machine now...I wonder if I can put little Perrier bottles in there?
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probably. try it.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
they'd have to be shaped like coke bottles though.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Meow
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
rawr
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
So far Carney is not sure about the doggie door.
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give him time. He'll get used to it.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The cat figured it out right away
but girls are smarter than boys.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to get a freezer to keep in the garage and stock it up with mini corn dogs.
or steaks…we’ll see.
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it's funny how little I give a shit about this game and there are like 878679286 college FB games on
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Looks like Tommy Tutone's had the wrong number all these years
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 3:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
So that's not Jenny's number?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Jennifer?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Different Jen....unless she was breaking hearts in the early 80's
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You steal them?
and then sell them on the black market?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously? I used my old card number and now at the Safeway, they say thank you to some person
who’s clearly not me, like “Thank you, Mr. Villalobos!”
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You kinda look like a Pancho.
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Pancho brought a message from the fat man.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah friend who worked at Safeway while at Chico made it
I haven’t tried using it in a number of years though.
it's my old phone number, which became someone else's phone number
(and presumably someone else’s Safeway card number) when I moved to Chicago, then Florida.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think any of us are watching it, Pam.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I saw a game in May
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Bed saw a game in May, Pam.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Just win games that no longer matter to anyone, baby.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It sure beats losing.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe....it could have been late April.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Everton/Wigan! Woot!
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Nice AB by Allen
Balls really jump off the bat, I REALLY hope he figures it out a bit before the season is over.
I’d like to see him back next year 1st instead of another Barton experiment or platoon.
I think he stays there. I *hope* Barton does nothing but learn how to play 3B this offseason.
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The Daric Barton Experiment did have some radio hits in the mid 70's though.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, you should have gone with Mass! Mass.
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Kinda suprised they put him in such a high leverage situation for his second ML appearance
The kid is a STUD though, 13+/K9 in minors ( yeah thats total)
i think it's hilarious how little football teams appear to care about kickers
and yet so many games come down to a kick at the last second.
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your alliteration amazes me.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see I went to the wrong game this weekend
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
I can see I picked the right season not to go to any games.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there ever a right week to stop snffing glue?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
NOPE!
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
oh and Lloyd Bridges should have won the Oscar for that role
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
as should have his son for The Big Lebowski.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
really one of the greatest films of all time.
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DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
I'm more of an Airplane kind of guy
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
bye pam--you too!
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Later, Pamela
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
runs? Qu'est-ce que c'est runs?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
it's like a goal in soccer. they give us a point.
comprendez-vous?
oh, mais oui. merci.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
what's the gym like during the day?
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The same as at night but with more sun.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
more people, too, I bet.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
the other night, me and the attendant guy were the only people there.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm here for fix the cable.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
but I have DirecTV....hey why are you taking off your pants?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone order a Sausage Pizza? (guitar riff)
by player20 on Sep 17, 2011 3:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
nice.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
than at 2 in the morning?....very likely.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
bout the same number actually working out though
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DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
...really?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Lots of people posing by machines or walking around hitting on the spandex chicks
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DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
the women at the gym at 2am really don't even want you to look at them,
much less speak.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That's how I always liked the gym. It's not social time, go work out and then gtfo.
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DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
yeah, me too.
plus, naked in purple flip flops in the locker room covered in sweat is not my finest moment.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what I said, but she still filed the restraining order!
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
DP time
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
Kinky
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine Bloom Porn involves lots of shots of fiip flops
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Flip flops and....credits.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Of Course. crap
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
in Arkansas we'd shoot them
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
"Yeah, we could go to the parks, but we want the chance to be bigger dicks than that."
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
There are a lot of important issues in the world
but these folks aren’t involved with one.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
cars aren't everything, but there are parks everywhere. I lived in the ghetto and there were lots of parks there.
The Loop doesn’t have parks, but that’s because it’s basically the financial district.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay I understand if your coming from a Chicago perspective
You can park anywhere and biking is pretty unsafe due to all the potholes craters in the road.
North side lots of parks, south not so much
disagree...lots of parks on the south side, too. I was speaking from a south side perspective.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
are they also providing info to people about alternatives to driving your car? That I might be able to understand as a logical consequence way of delivering that message.
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
No, they're just being douchebags.
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DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
i don't know...
it was pretty funny when herny and kip did it.
also, have you guys been on valencia street lately?
by AV on Sep 17, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea who this is, but it's gotta be cool if you're posting it.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
not very cool. and as mainstream as tom hanks. it’s from the opening of bosom buddies. and i meant to write henry.
by AV on Sep 17, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Andrew Bailey needs to be shut down for the season
after he gives 1 more run up and gets the last 2 outs and we win.
I need one more run to have 3 winners on a bet. 8 runs is a push
STFU and siddown
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
Berry Jo has had enough of you!
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
we did....
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
I've been wondering
Is the version of “Celebration” they play at the Coliseum a cover song now? It sounds different from the Kool and the Gang I remember.
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I haven't heard it for so long - I can not say.
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
It sounded like the real one to me last I heard it...
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW - are you attending the Taco Tailgate on Tues.
our favorite alliterative AN event
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
ah....well have a good and beautiful trip!
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
I sure will
Lassen Monday, Crater Lake Tuesday, down along Crescent City and Eureka Wednesday plus Avenue of the Giants and whatever else I end up doing on the way home.
Last of the Ninth - Photography
nice....and many pics later I am sure!!
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
uh....what channel is that on?...I want to make sure to delete it.
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
fghgwhghads?
Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.
DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
Faulkner threw a INT inside the 20, SJSU could have beat a FBS school
for the first time since Nov 09
still, pretty impressive for a dead writer.
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 17, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
at least your school is good in................uh.........water polo?
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by BD on Sep 17, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
so Lounge.'
If you want to..,lounge around the world.
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GAME RECAP IS UP
In the off-chance you’re interested.
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HANDBALL! PK!
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