A's Win, Snap 12-Game Winning Streak by Tigers, Leyland's Chafing Finds Relief
So, apparently, the key is to not expect a win.
Maybe that's the key to life, too.
Three A's hit home runs. At home. At night. And they aren't named Josh Willingham or Hideki Matsui.
David DeJesus, who apparently has compromising pictures of Bob Melvin and is using them to leverage playing time for a new contract somewhere else next season, went yard. Kurt Suzuki, who has all the strength of a Pine Sol wannabe purchased at the dollar store for the last year and a half, went yard. And Cliff Pennington, who is morphing into Bobby Crosby more and more every day, went yard.
Wow.
And Brandon McCarthy pitched a peach of a game. He gave the A's seven strong innings of five hit, one run game. He and Mrs. McCarthy are very happy with his performance tonight. Hopefully, she played a drinking game involving the number of times he struck someone out (eight) and not walked them (two).
What else?
Um, apparently, it was...57 degrees in Oakland at the game. And there were 10,925 "people" at the game, and...um...the wind was blowing let's say...eastward at 15 MPH. There were some guys on the BART bridge selling tickets and some on the BART bridge buying tickets and some people selling churros. And Ray talked about Dibs and HD and there was a lot of rejoicing.
Also, according to Four-Letter, Jim Leyland may provide some relief to his team now:
Tigers manager Jim Leyland will get a new change of underwear when his team goes for their first outright title since 1987 on Friday night. He said before the game that he had not changed (nor washed) his underwear during the 12-game winning streak.
Look, I love Leyland. I think he is a positive force for baseball, but that's effing gross. C'mon.
Apparently, some other stuff happened and the A's messed around and ended up winning this game. They had no business winning it, by all accounts (see game thread opener for more details), but did anyhow, mainly to be obstinate. The usual combination of Jemile flying around like a one-man wrecking crew and Pig going deep was not the case tonight, though Coco did provide his usual offensive fair, going three for five. Woo. Pig went o-fer and Jemile (who desperately needs a nickname) got the night off.
Um, the game last two hours, thirty-six minutes, and the umpires were as follows: Home Plate - Andy Fletcher, First Base - Eric Cooper, Second Base - Jim Reynolds, Third Base - Mark Ripperger.
It was cloudy at the Coliseum.
Crazy Legs was there, hawking kettle corn. There were not many concession stands open, and the only size soda they have available in the Value Deck concessions is one that costs $4.75 and not the souvenir $5.75 size, because they want to squeeze that extra $1 out of you, the consumer.
The A's won. The Tigers lost. Jim Leyland was sad. Conversely, Bob Melvin was relatively happy. He answered questions from the reporters (mainly Susan and about 20 Japanese guys), showered, got in his Buick LeSabre, drove to his temporary home in let's say Danville, had a light late supper and phoned his wife who's still in New York. He happy chicken stir fried in curry sauce that his wife bought for him at Trader Joe's the last time she was out. While on the phone, his wife made him talk to their Yorkshire Terrier, Skippy.
A's try to entice Trevor to win for us tomorrow with promises of fireworks and Star Wars music! MikeV, do you know who's pitching for the Tigers tomorrow? That's right, kids. Doug. Fister.
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BARELY KNEW HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.
DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
exactly.
This is an invitation for CJ Wilson to go and have sex with himself.
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 15, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
never gets old!!
My brother in the NW was lamenting the loss of Fister…traded away… and I gave him the “Barely knew her!!” punch line. Cannot does not ever fail…
2011: Go Athletics!
by One won lost won on Sep 16, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean no disrespect whatsoever to the others with this
after all, it applies to me too, but I gotta say that LB’s recaps are my personal favorite of all the front page people here.
He was born to write these and takes the most meaningless of games to the most entertaining places and I wanna be him when I grow up.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Sep 15, 2011 10:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
awwww! thanks, EN! That's sweet!
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 15, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I second it.
especially because I’ve seen him naked.
Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.
DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
I'm a dainty little flower.
This is an invitation for CJ Wilson to go and have sex with himself.
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 16, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
EN, it's honestly a tie between you and LB
Your recaps fulfill different needs. LB is just laugh out loud funny – a nice night at the comedy club; whereas EN is a trip to a gallery opening with some mixed media art combining visual stimulation and vague musical references with slight underrtones of conspiracy theory. Don’t aspire to LB, EN – you’re doing just fine on your own.
Don't you realise you'll find next monday or next Tuesday/Your golden shoes day
by PDXAthleticsfan on Sep 16, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
So in a Seinfeld rerun, (the B.O. episode), Kramer was complaining about Steinbrenner trading away prospects and ruining the Yankees.
The similarities of the teams’ circumstances have led me to believe that we are on the brink of postseason success over the next few years.
by player20 on Sep 15, 2011 11:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I went to the game, and enjoyed it
Terrific starting pitching and effective bullpen work. Hits and runs. Stolen bases. Good defensive plays and no errors.
by OaklandSi on Sep 15, 2011 11:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
A's
Went out to the bars in Ann Arbor with my A’s hat on (obviously) and got tons of shit for it from the Tigers fans. On to 2012, go A’s baby!
M Go Blue
You left out the free ballpark franks
I had some greasy mexican pork gunk that got all over my clothing. Should’ve gone to the West Side Club for the made to order sandwiches.
Great game though. First three innings took most of the game, then everything flew by. I love that McCarthy works very very fast.
Too bad none of it matters.
Oh yes, it's Thursday!
And since only about 1,500 people were there, you got three coupons, didn’t you?
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 15, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I propose "Big League" as a nickname for Weeks.
Ever since he got here, he’s looked like he belongs in the bigs. Also, it’s in the tradition of calling big people tiny and small people “stretch”, etc.
Good game today. McCarthy is definitely good under pressure.
I love to watch Coco play. Even more when we win.
this is kind of urgent now, isn't it, since it looks like he'll stay here for more than (gulp) a few
Weeks. Maybe it’s time to go Berman and stretch it out a little.
In my head, I call him Noodle Toss since that’s how he throws in my view. But that could also be Coco, so it’s not really unique or especially good.
His baserunnning could be the source of a decent name, like “Overslide”.
Dammit, this is a serious challenge. HIs glove flip habit could also be a source for something amusing. Jesus, glad I never went into marketing.
I like Overslide
but I like “Flip” better.
"A great catch is like watching girls go by, the last one you see is always the prettiest." - Bob Gibson
by Tess D'Emeryville on Sep 16, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't like overslide.
Don’t want to nickname him for something he does wrong and we’d like him to stop doing.
flip isn’t bad.
"Stretch"
I’ve never heard a small person be called Stretch. It’s always been a tall-skinny dude named “Stretch” where I’m from. Almost like he’s supposed to be small and fat, but he’s been stretched out to look skinny and tall. Right?
by Colorado Fan on Sep 16, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions
there's a lot of stretches who are either fat or short
People tend to give opposite size nicknames for some reason. You are familiar with “tiny”, right?
Nicknames for Jemile...
“Dude, that’s fuckin’ Weeks”
Shark Weeks
Jemilestone
Tweeks
Jinky Weeks
"A great catch is like watching girls go by, the last one you see is always the prettiest." - Bob Gibson
by Tess D'Emeryville on Sep 16, 2011 12:45 AM PDT reply actions
A few more
Jekilometer
Weeks and Geeks
Streaks
And, just because I can’t resist…
“Weeks, Weeks, it rhymes with streaks”
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
by UrgentMirth on Sep 16, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Weekers
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Sep 16, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Straps
Or “chinstrap” for Weeks. On account of helmet inefficiency.
by Pop N' Locktapus on Sep 16, 2011 1:09 AM PDT reply actions
Whenever my son loses his batting helmet while running around the living room,
he says “Just like Jemile Weeks.”
by LoneStranger on Sep 16, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OH MY GOSH
that is so cute.
Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli
nice recap, LB. you made me laugh.
and the underwear thing is definitely gross.
Leyland's wife should send a nice gift to McCarthy, DDJ, Suzuki, and Pennington for their contributions.
Don't you realise you'll find next monday or next Tuesday/Your golden shoes day
by PDXAthleticsfan on Sep 16, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope that it's safely stowed in a hotel room trashcan
Although it might be more safely disposed of as medical waste.
Don't you realise you'll find next monday or next Tuesday/Your golden shoes day
by PDXAthleticsfan on Sep 16, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I think that would burn after you put em back on...
This is an invitation for CJ Wilson to go and have sex with himself.
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 16, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure that Leyland has had much feeling down there in years.
Unless he’s found that little blue pill.
Don't you realise you'll find next monday or next Tuesday/Your golden shoes day
by PDXAthleticsfan on Sep 16, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Being Sick Sucks
Oh well.
Good game; very refreshing to see the A’s hit three homers by players who don’t have an “m” in their name. McCarthy came out and turned in another strong performance, and just a good overall team effort.
The Tigers should be happy they face the A’s now; they get to clinch, and Justin Verlander gets closer to winning the Pitching Triple Crown.
Am I correct
that all 8 of mccarthy’s strikeouts came on the fastball? that’s pretty remarkable.
McCarthy making a case to be extended NOW
instead of in a year
Win or lose, we'll always be there for you.
by johnjahafanclub on Sep 16, 2011 11:38 AM PDT reply actions
Jonah Hill being interviewed on rick tittle right now
re: moneyball
Win or lose, we'll always be there for you.
by johnjahafanclub on Sep 16, 2011 11:49 AM PDT reply actions
[cries]
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by Leopold Bloom on Sep 16, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
THE A'S WON!!! WOOHOO!!!!!
Who cares what the score was!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."

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