Open Thread: Game 119 - Actually Game 1 - A's vs. Rangers
Let the Brandon Allen Franchise Saving Era begin. Susan Slusser confirms that Allen has been called up, along with pitcher Bruce Billings, with Adam Rosales and Jordan Norberto sent to AAA.
That's good because last night the A's brought the circus with them. And I mean that quite literally, as Cliff Pennington did quite a bit of juggling, the offense pulled a disappearing act against a clown, and to top if off Brandon McCarthy was sawed in half.
Today, Trevor Cahill takes the mound against Colby Lewis, a matchup we saw roughly 53 times last season. Brandon Allen is not just on the roster, he's in the lineup as noted below as posted by Baseball Press and possibly first noted elsewhere. Why Sweeney so low in the order, and Sizemore so high in the order, against a RHP? Bah.
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Bruce?
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Yes.
Next question?
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Who?
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Pitcher acquired in the Mark Ellis deal
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Oh.
I didnt think we actually got anyone, i was happy with a box of donuts to be honest.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
YAY ALAN BRENTON!!!!!!
I hope he lots of far balls today!!!!!
-Cindi
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Don't you hate when Baseball Tonight doesn't show the A's highlights?
by athleticsperson01 on Aug 13, 2011 11:23 AM PDT reply actions
What highlights exactly do you want them to show?
"You're all like big, fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
That line up is susceptible to TARE or Darren Oliver
We yet enjoy little to be envied, but endure much to be pitied.-Thomas Dudley
Except TARE is now on the Phillies
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Thought it was Phils but you could be right
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Anyway, how did Brandon Allen get in the starting lineup
by athleticsperson01 on Aug 13, 2011 11:25 AM PDT reply actions
He wrote Himself in.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Aug 13, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Better question:
How did the starting lineup get Brandon Allen?
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
No, he's very much below average.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
BRAN DON ALL EN! boom boom boom boom boom.
Repeat ad infinitum.
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
The A's lineup is still missing Chris Carter and Michael Taylor.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:27 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
they suck
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DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
Hey, worry about your own team because they look worse than the Raiders again.
"You're all like big, fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
we played a better team.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
It's the first preseason game...after a lockout....who cares about those games.
But seriously, folks....
I dont.
Do you?
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
I only said it because somebody just had to say "they suck."
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
true.
i think they’re pretty equal actually. both slightly below average.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Rams will be good.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Maybe..I know they're the hot pick
If Kolb works out I like the Cardinals more.
But seriously, folks....
I don't.
First, I dont think Kolb will work out because i dont think he’s very good. And they don’t have much else other than Fitz that can make an impact on the game. maybe one or two of their d linemen but thats it.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
I'll be making my picks in a couple of weeks
I just started to do the research…..all of us are going on feeling when it comes to Kolb since he hasn’t played much.
But seriously, folks....
Yep, but he hasnt done much when has played.
Even if he is good, i like the Rams more.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
The one team I think has no chance in the NFC West is Seattle
Maybe only Washington has worse QB’s.
But seriously, folks....
Tarvaris Jackson doesn't look like a starting NFL quarterback.
I don’t see why Charlie Whitehurst can’t outplay him in the preseason and take his job. I do think the Seahawks are in trouble, especially if Russell Okung’s injury is significant.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Jackson is awful
I’m not sure Whitehurst is much better….they were a 7 win team last year I see them winning 5 games or so this year.
But seriously, folks....
Seattle has to play the NFC East, which isn't favorable.
Their other non-division NFC opponents are the Bears on the road (not an easy place to play) and the Falcons. On the good side, they do play in the NFC West and get the Bengals and Browns. I think 5-11 is pretty reasonable.
"You're all like big, fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Not according to Rex Grossman!
They’re going to win the NFC East!
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Yeah Seattle is effed.
Mostly just because of their QBs. They made some decent pickups, but it’s just going to be a complete disaster between Jackson and Whitehurst.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
I still don't think the Cardinals can stop the run.
Last year, they were the worst team in the NFC in rush defense. The Rams have made solid under the radar moves in getting Sam Bradford a starting wide receiver (Mike Sims-Walker) and a decent safety in Quintin Mikell.
Also, the Rams have a suitable backup for Steven Jackson now in Cadillac Williams. Donnie Avery, who didn’t play a down last year, is the Rams’ best receiver that will be back giving Bradford a deep threat. With that said, I think the Rams win the NFC West.
"You're all like big, fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep, i concur.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Also, Ben Leber was signed by the Rams.
He’ll be starting for them, so he’s an upgrade although it may be slight.
Rodger Saffold was such a great draft pick by the Rams last year, too. He could make the Pro Bowl this year.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah ive heard he's that good.
I just really like their team/organization. I dont expect much from the niners for the next 5 years or so.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
5 years!?!?!?....you'll be on your 3rd different coach by then if things stay bad.
But seriously, folks....
The Cardinals better hope Kevin Kolb really pans out.
A second-round pick and one of the NFC’s best cornerbacks was a big price to pay for Kolb.
"You're all like big, fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm optimistic about the offense.
Hue Jackson worked wonders with the offense last year, and guys like Jacoby Ford and Louis Murphy will only improve with more playing time. Jason Campbell is getting another year with the young guys, too. Darren McFadden and Michael Bush make a great running back duo. Kevin Boss doesn’t have Miller’s hands, but he’s a good route runner with great blocking skills.
Defensively, they have to get better at stopping the run. If they can be average at that, the team should be fine defensively. Young guys Matt Shaughnessy, Rolando McClain and Lamarr Houston will be better, especially Houston and McClain in their second years respectively.
Cornerback depth is the biggest question mark defensively. DeMarcus Van Dyke looked lost. Walter McFadden looked even more lost. Those guys are competing for the number three cornerback job. Jeremy Ware didn’t make any standout plays, and I feel as if he has the inside track based on last year. It’s too bad rookie Chimdi Chekwa is hurt because maybe he could be making an impact. Sterling Moore looked the best, but he made plays late in the fourth quarter. The cornerback situation beyond Stanford Routt and Chris Johnson really needs resolving.
"You're all like big, fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you saying we should write him off because of 110 plate appearances?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
My stomach just let a nasty growl.
Behave!
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
It's a decent name.
I wouldn’t name my own kid that though.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Let's Go Oakland!!!!
Am I a bad person if I am wishing for a bench clearing fight today and someone pop CJ Wilson?
Hopelessness is better than false hope
by sfniners4life on Aug 13, 2011 11:33 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
He cut you in line for ribs? Allowed.
by player20 on Aug 13, 2011 11:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He was an annoying
Giants fan wearing fear the beard t shirt is all good
Hopelessness is better than false hope
by sfniners4life on Aug 13, 2011 12:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It was only the first date too!
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Weaver just gave a grand slam
but everybody ran fast, so he is happy
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Nice.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
and another HR right after that, his third
So that makes it 8 runs in 5 innings
#spydome #lifeisbeautiful
2011 Oakland Athletics: We have Cy Young pitchers and make yours look like it, too
He's trying to keep up in the Cy Young race
and give up 5 HRs.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
With Jason Dufner and Keegan Bradley leading the PGA Championship I'm surprised you guys aren't all watching that.
But seriously, folks....
If you're a golfer with the name like Dufner...you have to change it to Duffer....you just must.
But seriously, folks....
Somehow I know where it's going from "Duffer".
by player20 on Aug 13, 2011 11:43 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Well if he gets into the.....uh...adult film business he'll have a new name that's similar.
But seriously, folks....
I'm watching coverage of the Ames Straw Poll on MSNBC.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Flagged!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me propose a toast
Let’s drink to the fact that this is (unless he hits a grand slam in every at bat in his A’s career) the very last time that AN will be completely united in support of Brandon Allen.
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Weaver gave up another home run.
Ha!
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
What more do the A's want to see from Michael Taylor?
He’s hitting .292/.377/.484 in Triple-A Sacramento, which is a park adjusted wOBA of about .400 if not higher.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:43 AM PDT reply actions
Yep.
I dunno, bigger sample size?
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Creepy.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
But not on his lawn. I remember.
by player20 on Aug 13, 2011 11:49 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The A's could've done that if they wanted to.
"You're all like big, fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Not for some 37th ranked prospect though.
Considering comp picks could be had by DDJ and Coco, I can see why they were held on to.
Coco still isn't Type B im pretty sure..
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
oh yeah thats right
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Where's calvin?
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Dennis will get revenge.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Highly doubt that
his normal wOBA sits at .383 and PCL is generally a hitters league
2011 Oakland Athletics: We have Cy Young pitchers and make yours look like it, too
It's adjusted for his home park.
StatCorner had Michael Taylor’s park adjusted wOBA at .408 two games ago. (It hasn’t been updated yet since.)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Interesting
I wonder what they mean by “adjusted for his home park”. I can not imagine they are just multiplying his wOBA with whatever factor they have for Sacramento.
On the other hand, I find it hard to believe that PCL as a whole plays to be 4% above average pitchers league. Also, FanGraphs has his wOBA at .383.
I’m just curious and not trying to take anything away from MT’s success.
2011 Oakland Athletics: We have Cy Young pitchers and make yours look like it, too
Trevor Cahill has a 5.52 ERA, 6.3 K/9 and 4.7 BB/9 in his last 15 starts.
He had a 1.82 ERA, 7.0 K/9 and 2.7 BB/9 in his first nine starts.
"You're all like big, fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
So it turns out I do have a talent
My wife just tried to slip a Pepsi past me saying it was Coke…..I could tell the difference.
But seriously, folks....
She also said that other person last night was a woman
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
No, that was your wife.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
pfft...I got her a nice razor for her birthday
I even kicked in some shaving cream.
But seriously, folks....
Hmm. I usually just kick in the door.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Geren?
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Any chance Jackson has been picked up on waivers or traded?
Probably just sitting vs. righty tonight. Hopefully they will give Allen a long look going forward.
Business man by day, fearless couch guardian by night.
The new dog wants food and water like every day....is the kid going to be annoying like this too?
But seriously, folks....
No. Don't give it food or water for a few days and the problem will solve itself
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Aug 13, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
not funny
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My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.
DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
I think the only real question about this game
Is what the person walking across the BART bridge will say when Brandon Allen’s first HR comes sailing right at them.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:17 PM PDT reply actions
Brandon Allen's first HR
will buy a $5 A’s hat on the way past the BART bridge.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
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by King Richard on Aug 13, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
"I shouldn't have gotten off at Bay Point"
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My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.
DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
good one!
you are sharp, even before noon. Or slightly after noon.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
"Cocaine is a helluva drug."

“Yeah, I f*cked up that n*gga’s couch.”
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Chappelle is in Oakland tomorrow at Yoshi's
I wanna go
by duballers23 on Aug 13, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG, really? Jesus, me too.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
it'll be packed to the rafters I am sure, both nights
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
YEAH YOUR LIFE REALLY SUCKS. RT @justinbieber: summertime…saturday…and i got school. sweet
19 minutes ago
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 12:20 PM PDT reply actions
ripped from tomorrow's headlines
makes a great documentary-double-feature with John Carpenter’s They Live.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Brandon Allen is so good
Only half of AN will jump of his bandwagon if he doesn’t reach base in his first PA
2011 Oakland Athletics: We have Cy Young pitchers and make yours look like it, too
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
Sir?
The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
I don’t know. I couldn’t say.
Call it.
Call it?
Yes.
For what?
Just call it.
Well, we need to know what we’re calling it for here.
You need to call it. I can’t call it for you. It wouldn’t be fair.
I didn’t put nothin’ up.
Yes, you did. You’ve been putting it up your whole life you just didn’t know it.
[flips coin which lands as heads]
—78 in a row. a new record, i imagine.
—is that what you imagine? a new record?
—well…
—no questions? not a flicker of doubt?
—i could be wrong.
closer. walk through shakespeare in love, make a left at strange brew, make sure not to step on any tromeo and juliet, and there you are, at rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead.
The guy with a bad haircut is waking up next to Penélope
Just sayin’
2011 Oakland Athletics: We have Cy Young pitchers and make yours look like it, too
the only one worth mentioning
2011 Oakland Athletics: We have Cy Young pitchers and make yours look like it, too
He's one of my favorite actors
Older stuff like Las edades de Lulú, Jamon Jamon, Tacones lejanos, Huevos de oro… is some of my favorite cinematography
2011 Oakland Athletics: We have Cy Young pitchers and make yours look like it, too
Most people know him since Mar adentro (The Sea Inside)
2011 Oakland Athletics: We have Cy Young pitchers and make yours look like it, too
well, it sure wasn't Sirhan Sirhan
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Zohan?
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My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.
DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR
see? you knew it was a bad idea to mess with him
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
no, it was Thane Eugene Cesar
but it would make a fine movie
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
riiiiight
RFK shot FROM BEHIND
SIRHAN never was behind RFK, only in front
NO bullets struck RFK from in front
MANY witnesses saw MULTIPLE GUNS
CESAR told MULTIPLE LIES about his gun and when he fired it
SIRHAN likely Manchurian Candidate hypnotized to fire wildly at RFK to distract from real killers, to point where even HE thinks he shot RFK
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
worth looking into before outright dismissal
I’m jus’ saying, it’s a fascinating deal, even more fascinating than the JFK hit.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, it's not like the Church Committee in Congress
didn’t find likely conspiracy in the JFK hit in 1979.
Much of what we’re told, IMO, is only believable because it carries the imprimatur of authority telling us it’s accurate and serious. Upon objective examination we often find the official version of things to be just not plausible, but the inertia of our subjugation to the authorities’ versions of events and the ostracization we imagine we’ll face if we challenge those accounts allows their version of events to become, more often than not, the unassailable record of those events.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I tend to believe the official version most of the time
I think most conspiracy theories are goofy to be honest. I think this is just our different personalities coming out here.
But seriously, folks....
it's not a question of goofy
it’s a question of have we examined the evidence as it presents itself in the flow of events as they really happened, minus the pre-imprinted predisposition to view the official version with automatic acceptance and makes any alternate explanations able to be dismissed with confidence even though proper, objective analysis has not been undertaken — as it must be in any criminal investigation, empirically and without preconceived bias.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
and isn't the Congressional Committee official anyway?
do you dismiss their findings out of hand, even tho they were Congressmen and allegedly in authority?
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to feel like this is the wrong place for this
I’ve read enough about this to come to my own conclusions….how about we leave it at that?
But seriously, folks....
Lets talk about Kurt's throwing history.
i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72
this has got to be the most anti-intellectual blog in human history sometimes
my days are so very numbered here.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
sure we can leave it at that
why not? it’s not like objective reality means anything anymore anyway.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Now it just feels like you're talking down to me
and I don’t think I deserve that from you.
But seriously, folks....
you talked down to me, by calling me goofy
but just forget it, enjoy the game, no worries man.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
email me if you wanna discuss real life
let’s take this off here, OK? I never should have said anything, just like most of what goes on on here.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
How about we just say
that you’re one of my favorites on AN and sometime friends can disagree.
But seriously, folks....
ok Brian
I apologize if I said something that bugged you.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
you'd be fun to hang out with and discuss all this stuff tho
move to the Bay, will you? LOL
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
all right, you’re sorrier than i am, but i am as sorry as well… i am as sorry as you are, dmitri, don’t say that you’re more sorry than i am, because i’m capable of being just as sorry as you are… so we’re both sorry, all right?
by AV on Aug 13, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
how does that coincide with your post-war commie conspiracy, huh
by AV on Aug 13, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Or so they continually tell me.
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 13, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s what i keep telling those engraver guys at the mint…
by AV on Aug 13, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
And she is a great actress, too
Especially in Almodóvar’s movies.
She was in Belle Epoque, too – which is like scripted from my phantasies
2011 Oakland Athletics: We have Cy Young pitchers and make yours look like it, too
Gotta believe...
that Arizona is regretting the Allen trade, now that their first baseman Nady suffered the broken hand.
by Flamethrower on Aug 13, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Paul Goldschmidt?
"You're all like big, fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude could be a beast
Every one of his homers I’ve seen are no doubters. He’s got some big time power potential.
by duballers23 on Aug 13, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, at least EPL is starting.
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Soccer.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 13, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
English Premier League
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We are here with TFR
and we’ve decided that Ralph’s bobblehead wouldn’t be a bobblehead, it’d be a him with a giant knife and the knife part would bobble up and down… the inscription would be “I’ll cut a b*tch!”
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:39 PM PDT reply actions
Save us, Y2BA!
Break the wall down!!!!
Q: Who is playing you in the movie about the ESPN book? I think it should be Adam Sandler — you both peaked 12 years ago.
— Timmy, Winchester, MA
- Simmons Mailbag, 8/5/11
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Aug 13, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
BRANDON ALLEN!
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
TAMALE!
Q: Who is playing you in the movie about the ESPN book? I think it should be Adam Sandler — you both peaked 12 years ago.
— Timmy, Winchester, MA
- Simmons Mailbag, 8/5/11
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Aug 13, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
TOSTADA!
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"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy Crap, this game is on fox!?!?!?
And I am in Southern Cali…
Q: Who is playing you in the movie about the ESPN book? I think it should be Adam Sandler — you both peaked 12 years ago.
— Timmy, Winchester, MA
- Simmons Mailbag, 8/5/11
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Aug 13, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions
Sounds likely.
Though the MLBTV channel it was on yesterday was messed up in my area.
Q: Who is playing you in the movie about the ESPN book? I think it should be Adam Sandler — you both peaked 12 years ago.
— Timmy, Winchester, MA
- Simmons Mailbag, 8/5/11
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Aug 13, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh...that means I won't get to watch it.....I actually wanted to see this damn game
I hate you BUD SELIG!……why did I pay all this money for the MLB package?
But seriously, folks....
I hope every pigeon in Milwaukee hits that SOB's statue today.
I really can’t stand him.
But seriously, folks....
I'm kind of shocked that they aren't showing the Yankees here in Southern Cali.
Any excuse to show those bums now days.
Q: Who is playing you in the movie about the ESPN book? I think it should be Adam Sandler — you both peaked 12 years ago.
— Timmy, Winchester, MA
- Simmons Mailbag, 8/5/11
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Aug 13, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh, you are correct
sorry for the other NRAFs :(
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the first game I've actually made plans to watch since April.....oh well.
But seriously, folks....
BRANDON ALLEN throwing out first pitch
AND catching it.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
that’s easy to do, actually. just throw it in the direction of third base and then jog to home plate to wait for it to go around the world.
by AV on Aug 13, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Derek Jeter is on my TV
make it stop
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
You're fucking kidding. The game isn't on?
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man do these two comments describe my last two actions.
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by King Richard on Aug 13, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
YANKEES.
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FOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The TV Info says A's here
right now Rosenthal is talking about many things… from Yankee Stadium. :-(
Q: Who is playing you in the movie about the ESPN book? I think it should be Adam Sandler — you both peaked 12 years ago.
— Timmy, Winchester, MA
- Simmons Mailbag, 8/5/11
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Aug 13, 2011 1:05 PM PDT reply actions
Wait, we won't really know until we return from commercial break!
Keep your fingers crossed!
Q: Who is playing you in the movie about the ESPN book? I think it should be Adam Sandler — you both peaked 12 years ago.
— Timmy, Winchester, MA
- Simmons Mailbag, 8/5/11
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Aug 13, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I got the A's game. :-)
Good luck to the rest of you.
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— Timmy, Winchester, MA
- Simmons Mailbag, 8/5/11
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Aug 13, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly. The guide says it's A's/Rangers
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crazy as he is
I’d take him.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
it's a tough call
he’s only ever played for the Cubs, so maybe a change of scenery to a less intensive media market might reinvent him. He can be really good when he’s not attacking his teammates in the dugout.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd take him as hitting coach
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
"pretend the ball is a Gatorade cooler"
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, Kuiper paired up with Tom Grieve
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
this
I like Vasgersian
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
{{hugs}}
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
indeed
I’m havin a rough time, need to move.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I did
no one even responded to it!
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
k, thx
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
we's lookinz at like 1000-1350 or so
the cheaper the betta!
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
thank u luv
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Brandon Allen just hit a homerun.
And the game hasn’t started yet.
Q: Who is playing you in the movie about the ESPN book? I think it should be Adam Sandler — you both peaked 12 years ago.
— Timmy, Winchester, MA
- Simmons Mailbag, 8/5/11
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Aug 13, 2011 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
I have the A's game!.....hmm...time for a nap.
But seriously, folks....
by B-E-D on Aug 13, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I only woke up a half hour ago.
I’m ready to go!
Q: Who is playing you in the movie about the ESPN book? I think it should be Adam Sandler — you both peaked 12 years ago.
— Timmy, Winchester, MA
- Simmons Mailbag, 8/5/11
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Aug 13, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Cahill!
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
BRANDON ALLEN!!!!!
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
BRANDON ALLEN showing some glove.
i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72
hey buddy
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
by King Richard on Aug 13, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
What did Jake do to you, dan?
I thought you like him
i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72
I thought he would do better as well.
i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72
BRANDON ALLEN
had to work hard not to just crush that baseball to a fine powder before he flipped it — still begging for its life — to Cahill for the out.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
Punitive benching of Penny by BoMel?
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
TRIPLE.
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Yay triple!
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"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
Excellent first pitch!
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
wow 7 triples already?
Q: Who is playing you in the movie about the ESPN book? I think it should be Adam Sandler — you both peaked 12 years ago.
— Timmy, Winchester, MA
- Simmons Mailbag, 8/5/11
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Aug 13, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions
TRIPLE your pleasure!

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
I love Sizemore so much. This sort of AB is why.
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
linedrive. I have no problem with a linedrive.
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
by King Richard on Aug 13, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think we should offer them Suzuki for Belt
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean would do it
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what, this sounds like a good post topic later on.
I know I’m missing some.
Fox
Sizemore
Allen
or right handed pitchers
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it actually began the other night
when Brandon Allen singlehandedly shifted the field from football to baseball configuration, using only his mind.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamnit.
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
2 outs
sigh
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
Leadoff triple.
Fuck this.
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we usually are
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Aug 13, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Leadoff triple,
and the next two hitters can’t get the ball out of the infield.
i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72
That sucked.
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
yay for jurassic era blackout rules!
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
know any good VPNs?
lol
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
JAKE FOX?
it can’t be his fault, can it?
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He is the good FOX
[see above]
i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72
well, that inning was pure genius
is it 2012 yet?
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
Your Oakland A's in microcosm
Cruz was so slow getting to Weeks’ triple, Weeks might have been able to circle the bases. And of course, he was stranded.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Only in our hearts...
Q: Who is playing you in the movie about the ESPN book? I think it should be Adam Sandler — you both peaked 12 years ago.
— Timmy, Winchester, MA
- Simmons Mailbag, 8/5/11
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Aug 13, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
No...
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
not yet
we will be this offseason when Wolff sells to Charlie Sheen, though.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
For tomorrow's "Ask Glen and Ray", someone should ask if they still talk to Geren
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
I might...
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
okay notbobgeren.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
I <3 Scott Sizemore
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
Would have been nice if he could have hit the ball out of the infield last inning.
i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72
he hit a line drive, I seriously don't blame him for that fantastic 9 pitch at bat.
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
by King Richard on Aug 13, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Still an out, and we only have 27 of them.
I don’t see Sizemore in the same light as most here do.
i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72
Would this result have been accepted if Kouz had hit it?
Nope, AN would be screaming for LaRoche to replace him.
i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72
on a nine pitch ab, where he hit the ball very hard. NO. You can't get a hit every ab. There was
only one out Matsui’s ab was worse.
by theblackpearl on Aug 13, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I usually watch in streaming HD
broadcast HD is much better
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
that's the 'Dactyl we know and love
grounders all day
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
ITS ALMOST TIME
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for more alcohol?
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Aug 13, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
[you just pooped on his joke]
i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72
[poop]
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Aug 13, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
nah I drank enough in Vegas for quite some time
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I'll pick up where you left off
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Aug 13, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
2 makers + coke at the airport
2 wild turkey + coke on the plane
2 vodka + cran something or other in teh hotel room
various other makers drinks i lost count
that was monday. the flight was at 4:00
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niiiiiiiiiiiice
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Aug 13, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
tues + wed consisted of sitting by the pool drinking
my cup was never empty. it was just constant refilling of vodka and other stuff.
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that sounds soo good
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Aug 13, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
was OK. Kinda boring really. I felt like there was a lot of other shit we could have been out doing
but the girls were happy so thats what matters
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yeah
that kind of trip, you gotta do it for them. at least there was alcohol!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Aug 13, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he hits the flagpole
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
they are tarping the BART bridge
in preparation for the incoming bomb
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Camo pants and drinking a beer
i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72
shirt, pants, underwear, socks
LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
~GreenNGoldSooner
nyc orange shirt and blue shorts.
no polo today.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
i know.
it’s flying clothes
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
I miss you already K
you’re gonna have a blast, tho
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
by emperor nobody on Aug 13, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
ok i swear.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Yep it's just you and me buddy.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
It's definitely "true"
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
flaming hearts boxers and a white T
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Aug 13, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Aug 13, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
t-shirt
underwear
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Batman tshirt (that's fucking huge on me now), A's boxers.
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 13, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
.

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Serious question re: Allen
Do we think he’s up to stay? Will he get regular ABs if that’s the case? What happens with CoJack if Allen stays up? Maybe if we can trade DeJesus, this is less of a problem, but if not, I have a bad feeling CoJack will get most of the ABs.
That umbrella guy is there every day
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
BRANDON ALLEN
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
HERE HE COMES
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
COLBY LEWIS
when the catcher goes to the mound during this AB, it’s just because he has crapped his pants.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
Brandon Allen wants to give Colby Lewis a false sense of security.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
that's what I was thinking.
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
by King Richard on Aug 13, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Benevolent.
"Caring about stuff binds us to the other people that care about stuff, and that creates the communities that makes life worth living."
Urk.
Gotta swing there. Good Chris Carter impression, though.
Brandon Allen says Gameday struckout
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Aug 13, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Barton really looks like he put on weight
We yet enjoy little to be envied, but endure much to be pitied.-Thomas Dudley
by Future Ed on Aug 13, 2011 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Finally!
"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang
by King Richard on Aug 13, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
BRANDON ALLEN would have swung at that last pitch
but he was thinking of the children.
"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto
NEW THREAD OPEN
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