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Brandon Allen...

When Brandon Allen is traded, the other team doesn't send back players, players leave in fear of him.

This is just going to be a joke thread, where people can make Chuck Norris like jokes. Some of my favorites...

BA doesn't stand for batting average. It’s Brandon Allen, as in the percentage of a hitter’s worth compared to Brandon Allen. Ted Williams, at his best, was only 4/10th of the hitter Brandon Allen is today. -yonyonson

Brandon Allen is so strong, he once bunted for a home run-darooster

Brandon Allen won a gold glove at every position. Including DH. -me and yon

In his rookie season, brandon allen hit 0 HRs. he was intentionally walked 654 times.-stm

Please continue to come up with more!

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