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DLD 7.25.11

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The A's actually have some offense now... weird. SSS, I know. (LA Times)

The A's are batting .308 with 98 hits and 46 runs scored in just nine games since the All-Star break after hitting just .205 with 43 runs in their last 18 games before it. 

"It's one thing we've been seeing lately (and) it's fun," said starter Gio Gonzalez, who took the loss Sunday despite the offense putting up 15 hits. "We're showing life." 

The hot bats, at least to some degree, have translated into wins for an A's team that has scratched its way out of the AL West basement. (They are one game ahead of last-place Seattle, which has lost a team-record 15 in a row.) 

Star-divide

No one has been traded, but the Pirates have been interested in Willingham and Breslow, the Reds might be takers for Crisp (also the Indians), the Red Sox kicked the tires on Rich Harden (NO BLOOMS).

And um, yeah...

VinnyChoice  


Why me world! : ( via Twitter for iPhone

Ports center fielder Michael Choice reached base twice Sunday evening to extend his streak to 44 games, but he left the contest after injuring his left leg in a 7-6 loss to the Bakersfield Blaze before 2,290 at Stockton Ballpark.

"I know (Choice) won't be playing the next couple of days, but I don't know the extent of the injury," Ports manager Webster Garrison said. "It's a big loss, but we're going to have to have some guys step up."

The trade deadline could mean more time for Ryan Sweeney. (SF Gate)

Melvin said, "I think he's a good, pure hitter. He's got a natural swing, hits the ball the other way, pulls the ball. Maybe a guy that should be given the opportunity to play every day, but based on the three guys that we have here right now, he gets the short end of the stick as far as starts go."

Kei Igawa is still plugging away in the Yankees minor league system. A great read. (NY Times)

The five-year saga is a story of a giant mistake of a contract and an overmatched pitcher, a huge organization digging in and a quiet, somewhat mysterious Japanese pitcher with a sense of honor and a durable love of the game. The Yankees made it pretty clear Igawa would never pitch again in the Bronx, but they were determined that he pitch somewhere for his $4-million-a-year salary. They tried to return him to Japan, too. Igawa refused to go, standing fast to his childhood dream of pitching in the American big leagues.

And so, the stalemate - remarkable, if almost entirely un-remarked upon - continues.

Igawa is occasionally recognized as a professional baseball player on the streets of New York. People think he is Hideki Matsui. Until recently, he said a common second guess was Chien-Ming Wang, the former Taiwanese Yankees pitcher. At 6-foot-1 and 215 pounds, with a thick shock of black hair, Igawa has a calm but notable presence, although he says he dresses conservatively to avoid attention.

Roberto Alomar, Bert Blyleven (finally!) and Pat Gillick will head to Cooperstown. (Associated Press)

Blyleven, whose amazing curveball frustrated batters in his 22-year career, finished with 287 wins, 3,701 strikeouts, 60 shutouts and a pair of World Series rings—in 1979 with the Pittsburgh Pirates and 1987 in his second stint with the Twins.

Still, his path toward the Hall was a slow, steep one—he drew the backing of only 14.1 percent one year—but on his 14th try became the first pure starting pitcher to get selected by the BBWAA since Nolan Ryan in 1999.

Blyleven’s father, Joe, who died of Parkinson’s in 2004, fell in love with baseball and the Dodgers after the family moved to Southern California in the late 1950s and built a mound in the backyard, the genesis of his son’s Hall of Fame career.

“I wish he was here,” said Blyleven, who in the past had regretted not being selected for the Hall while his father was still alive. “But you know, mom, I know he’s up there looking down right now. Mommy, I love you.”

 

 

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The A's finally have a reasonably set lineup

Which might be helping them offensively. At least, some players feel that helps them. We’ll see how trades – if any – alter the lineup Nd subsequent performance.

by OaklandSi on Jul 25, 2011 8:48 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Nice set'o links, there, J.

And my, we are up early this morning!

Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.

by skigurl on Jul 25, 2011 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

I wake up at 4:15 for classes at the gym now

This was after I’ve been up for a while!

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice DLD!

Did I miss anything good this weekend?

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 25, 2011 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Lil bit.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Days = more than 1.

Poor Oldham.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. —Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 25, 2011 4:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Can we start spreading shoes + oldham rumors again?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. —Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 25, 2011 2:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

too bad they aren't on Twitter

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are!

But shoes likes to hide from us.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. —Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 25, 2011 2:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oldham, what's your Twitter handle?

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never tweet anything.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a weird handle.

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 25, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn't matter.

We can still implicate you.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. —Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 25, 2011 4:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

They lessened.

Unfortunately.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. —Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 25, 2011 4:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

"Scratched out of the basement"

LOL, more like “benefited from epic sucking of the Mariners”

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

We're still in the basement.

The M’s just dug a cellar in the basement.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks, OP

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

{scratches head}

:)

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 25, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sonny Gray is ready to sign according to Keith Law...

The Roto deal on the left sidebar suggests he’ll start at AA and could be promoted to the bigs when rosters expand.

Would he be THAT close to the bigs? I figured it would be 2013 before we saw him.

by Brett Narloch on Jul 25, 2011 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't see any way

that Gray joins the team this year. Next year, if he goes on a Strasburg-level tear of the minors, yeah toward the end of the season maybe, but other than that… I’d say 2013ish, too.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's old.

21 is a perfectly fine age to promote a player who’s good enough. That’s why we drafted him, he had the writeup of being a quick through the minors guy.

by PL78 on Jul 25, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

this makes me feel good… im 22, and here i thought i was young
{sigh}

by bamboobanga on Jul 25, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being ready by early 2013 would be a quick through the minors guy

Gray is advanced but he still has work on refining his mechanics to make them more repeatable and hopefully improve his control. He also didn’t have much use for a change-up in college so he’ll probably need some work on that if he’s going to be a starter.

Also, he’s not old prospect wise. If he were to be sent to AA he’d be on the young side for the league and if he started there next year he still wouldn’t be old for the league.

by OkayJay81 on Jul 25, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really.

He had the writeup of being a quick minors guy if he became a relief pitcher. The A’s aren’t going to do that. He’s not nearly as polished as someone like James Simmons was, out of college.

by danmerqury on Jul 25, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Simmons ended up being a polished turd

"I wouldn't honestly be surprised if there was a Derek-Jeter’s-d**k-shaped Popsicle concession at Yankee Stadium."- emperor nobody

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 26, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

AA seems very, very aggressive to me.

Especially since the A’s have all but confirmed that they’ll be trying him as a SP, not a RP.

by danmerqury on Jul 25, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MO must be happy.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. —Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 25, 2011 2:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Truth.

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 25, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird, only Braves sourcing putting that out there

Nothing from the nat’l writers or the A’s writers.

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could be them blowing smoke.

But also could be it’s real but the A’s are better at keeping secrets.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

remember George Springer? OF that many people hoped the A's could draft...

…who was chosen by the Astros.

There’s a report that Springer may sign with the Independent League Long Island Ducks. It’s probably a bargaining tactic, and the signing deadline is still fairly far away.

by OaklandSi on Jul 25, 2011 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

there's nothing that can stop a draftee from doing that. it's happened before.

if he doesn’t sign by the deadline the Astros have lost out on him. I believe they get awarded a draft pick next year.

by OaklandSi on Jul 25, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but it hasn't happened during my time following the NFL.

You go to the team that drafted you (or they trade you) or you sit out the year.

That’s the way it should be.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know - I'm just saying the NFL has more power over it's players.

There’s no independent league for them to go to. Nor can they go back to college.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's the UFL. It sucks, but it's independent.

Arena Football, too.

Neither one pays much. Then again, neither do the Long Island Ducks.

"I wouldn't honestly be surprised if there was a Derek-Jeter’s-d**k-shaped Popsicle concession at Yankee Stadium."- emperor nobody

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 25, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Long Island Ducks are independent league, though.

So he pretty much is sitting out the year. It’s not like his is playing for another teams minor league team.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 25, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't Hochevar go that route?

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

The draft is a rule of MLB. Has absolutely nothing to do with whether the player wants to play in a completely different league. That’s just free trade and honest competition.

If the MLB somehow had the power to prevent players from signing with a different league, then that really would be unfair monopolistic restraint of trade. But they don’t. They only have power over the MLB teams.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Entirely correct but incomplete

MLB’s overwhelming dominance of the market for baseball (in the US anyway), including its paternal relationship with the vast majority of minor league teams, means that for practical purposes a young man who wishes to make playing baseball his career has little choice but to work for MLB as his employer. That certainly has a monopolistically restraining effect, even though the young man is permitted to play for the Long Island Ducks or the Saltillo Sarape Makers. I’m sure you didn’t mean to imply otherwise.

Everybody's got a little light under the sun.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 25, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct. I did not mean to imply otherwise.

But independent leagues do exist, crappy though they may be.

I am very much in favor of promoting independent leagues against MLB. I’d love to see more fans and more players make the switch.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's not too late for us to become ChicoOutlawsNation

"I wouldn't honestly be surprised if there was a Derek-Jeter’s-d**k-shaped Popsicle concession at Yankee Stadium."- emperor nobody

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 26, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah, over there i'm inchicowetrust

the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust

by stm72 on Jul 26, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soon to be known as...

i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72

by Tutu-late on Jul 26, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i resemble that remark

the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust

by stm72 on Jul 26, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

She wasn’t earlier this season, but apparently made her first start a couple days ago.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 26, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't want to play for the Astros either

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 25, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I'd love to play for the Astros.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

good opportunity, although you would be living in one of the armpits of America.

"I wouldn't honestly be surprised if there was a Derek-Jeter’s-d**k-shaped Popsicle concession at Yankee Stadium."- emperor nobody

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 26, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like armpits

My favorite armpit of America is Oakland.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 26, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want to know what Bakersfield is considered

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 26, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll tell you in the Lounge.

Remind me.

i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72

by Tutu-late on Jul 26, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worse than Modesto?

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 26, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Modesto was real nice, if I remember correctly.

They had a nice concourse, from what I could see through the main gates. Didn’t actually go in, but it didn’t look like the place was falling apart like Bakersfield was.

by LoneStranger on Jul 26, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Bloom

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm eating my first McDonalds in a year.

I can see why they’re popular with kids – although I don’t want to think about all the additives that I’m eating.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

McNuggets are still tasty

Every so often, I just get a 20-piece and go to town.

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a report once. No more McNuggets for me.

Plus, I feel badly for the inventor down in the clown’s basement, coming up with some way to make the fries taste better.

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 25, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They say they're better now

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Now you think Ronald McDonald gonna go down to the basement and say, “Hey Mr. Nugget – you the bomb. We sellin’ chicken faster than you can tear the bone out. So I’m gonna write my clowny ass name on this fat-ass check for you.” Shit. Man, the guy who invented them things? Still working in the basement for regular wage, thinking of some shit to make the fries taste better or some shit like that. Believe.

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 25, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

The inventor down in the basement, eh?

Presumably his next invention will be Frings.

Everybody's got a little light under the sun.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 25, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's working on waffle fries 2.0

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey there, FSU

With both us being away from here so much, it’s amazing we bump into each other.

Hope things are going well.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 25, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of report?

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.
DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR

by mikev on Jul 25, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. It's really not my thing - it's why I didn't go to In n Out Burger etc.

I only went to Hodad’s because Mike threatened to cut me if I didn’t.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duuuuuuuuuuuude!

It’s an awesome burger bar at Ocean Beach.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Diego.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooo!

I’m sorry. I’ve only been there once or twice.

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 25, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID I TELL YOU? I FUCKING TOLD YOU. DON'T EVER DOUBT ME AGAIN, PIP. EVER.

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.
DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR

by mikev on Jul 25, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some would say I talk sexily

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about when they sober up?

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.
DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR

by mikev on Jul 25, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but your lack of confidence betrays you.

"I wouldn't honestly be surprised if there was a Derek-Jeter’s-d**k-shaped Popsicle concession at Yankee Stadium."- emperor nobody

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 26, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it that good?

I’ve still never been. There’s always a huge line.

by danmerqury on Jul 25, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I’d go (and wait in line) next time you’re in OB.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

But every time I’m down there, I just want to go to Phil’s…

by danmerqury on Jul 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trust me on Hodad's at least once

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of something that used to bug me.

A few years ago, there was an ad in the A’s radio broadcasts. I don’t even remembering what they were advertising, but the idea was something like, “Some things are worth waiting for: [item one], [item two] or a great restaurant … when you’re really hungry.”

That’s totally backwards. Under normal circumstances, when you’re figuring to eat some time this evening, that’s when a good restaurant is worth waiting for. But when you’re really hungry, you just want to eat something decent right now, so that’s exactly when the very nice restaurant isn’t worth waiting for.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's advertising, iglew.

You’re not supposed to examine it too closely or you’ll start to understand the desperate isolation that a consumer culture necessitates.

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 25, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I like understanding stuff like that.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmhmm.

On a not entirely unrelated note, I was recently looking for a translation for Nessun Dorma from Turnadot. There is a fair bit of confusion about the literal interpretation because of the heavily symbolic plot details. And I came across a wonderful translation complete with a discussion about nuances of language, both Italian and English, illuminating possible meanings. First time I read it, I couldn’t help but think it iglew-esque. Having looked at it a couple more times, I am almost certain now that you are the author. Am I right?

by harensheir15 on Jul 25, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, you are.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 26, 2011 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where is the link to this?

I recently downloaded the Pavarotti version and though it would be nice to know what they were saying. I understand the general story, but I can only pick up a few words.

by LoneStranger on Jul 26, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's very good yeah.

The queue wasn’t too bad when we went. We were only waiting for like 10 minutes.

I’ve waited 45 minutes for a Nandos once. Which obviously wasn’t my choice – mediocre food.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

HODAD'S!

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going back to SD in a couple weeks

I’m going to try to squeeze in a trip to Hodad’s… it’s just so good.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you meant "nasty," not tasty

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

he told me he's still going to be living there in the offseason

plus, two of them signed the lease.

He was pleasantly surprised that the weather wasn’t scorchingly hot.

Oh, and he said to tell Bloomie “hi”

by OaklandSi on Jul 25, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he's surfed AN yet.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is still not cute

2011 Oakland Athletics: We have Cy Young pitchers and make yours look like it, too

by elcroata on Jul 25, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 25, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

(it's true)

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. —Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 25, 2011 2:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You are confirming that

LB and EC are cute?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And adventurous.

He doesn’t always drink beer. But when he does, he drinks Dos Equis.

by LoneStranger on Jul 25, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gets it for free.

The company had to pay him off to use their “Most Interesting Man In The World” campaign, because EC actually is, not the fake Spaniard in the commercials.

"I wouldn't honestly be surprised if there was a Derek-Jeter’s-d**k-shaped Popsicle concession at Yankee Stadium."- emperor nobody

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 26, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

you can’t spell “cute” without EC, nor can you spell “belle” without LB. just sayin’

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by elcroata on Jul 27, 2011 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

But what did he eat?

This is the important thing.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. —Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 25, 2011 2:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sigh.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. —Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 25, 2011 4:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

[sigh]

tweet

Tell me that thought doesn’t totally bum you out.

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 25, 2011 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would it bum you out? We're refusing to deal him.....

You should follow teams like Blackburn Rovers. Now that’s fucking depressing.

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by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather keep Gio

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by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am more than fine with keeping him.

The thought of Gio on the Yankees, gentlemen.

Come on.

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 25, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd trade him

for Alex Rodriguez and a time machine.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

make sure you take it back to when he was real young,

so you can raise him not to be a total ass.

"I wouldn't honestly be surprised if there was a Derek-Jeter’s-d**k-shaped Popsicle concession at Yankee Stadium."- emperor nobody

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 26, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as we make them deal us the prospects they don't want to give

Banuelos, Betances, Montero… come on down!

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gio? In pinstripes?!

I guess I like Gio more than I realized because that thought repulses me.

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 25, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does me, too

But if we fleece them it’ll be acceptable.

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really, no. I think Gio is the one to keep.

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by mikev on Jul 25, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do, too.

Again, I just don’t like the idea of Gio in pinstripes.

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 25, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Via Jeff at Lookout Landing...

The un-trade deadline rumor mill

Buzz around the league is that the contending teams mostly desire good players like Carlos Beltran, B.J. Upton, Denard Span and Hiroki Kuroda. In exchange for these good players, the teams would be willing to part with players who are not as good, like minor leaguers and bench bats. As such, things by and large remain at a standstill, and as has been the case all season long, no one will budge.
A friend of Carlos Beltran noted that the outfielder is not worried about being traded, because he is too good. He also noted that Beltran would invoke his no-trade clause in the highly unlikely event of a deal anyway, because “all of his things are in New York.”
Toronto Blue Jays general manager Alex Anthopoulos and Oakland Athletics general manager Billy Beane have held several conversations, because they are friends.

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by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

so, Moneyball?

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This tells me that Beltran only cares about himself and his money, and doesn't love winning or the game itself.

"I wouldn't honestly be surprised if there was a Derek-Jeter’s-d**k-shaped Popsicle concession at Yankee Stadium."- emperor nobody

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 26, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

It tells me that Beane no longer cares.

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Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 26, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff is awesome.

I was just playing along. I assume G-S was, too.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 26, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't. I just dislike Beltran and welcome negative information against him, (wait for it)

irregardless of truthiness!

Look that up in yr. Funk & Wagnall’s!

"I wouldn't honestly be surprised if there was a Derek-Jeter’s-d**k-shaped Popsicle concession at Yankee Stadium."- emperor nobody

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 27, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OnlyThePenningtonManShallPass.

Oh crap, it might be time to for a sirbed-esque name change.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of want to start an insane rumor on twitter and see how far it goes

Like unconfirmed sources suggest that the A’s are talking to the Rays about Evan Longoria. Longoria was even seen in Oakland on Monday!

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Do it

I’ll retweet you

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done.

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by mikev on Jul 25, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

some random person RT’ed it… let’s see how far this goes.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should come more often

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor Monty

Not really though. I do kinda miss the hypersexuality…LOL.

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's JD, Dibs, and some other guy Bernstein

I don’t think that’s completely set though.

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a good 20 minutes of Zito talk this morning.

THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH, A’S FLAGSHIP.

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by mikev on Jul 25, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listen for like 30 min and then get tired of the Giants cocksucking

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that in August

the morning show is supposed to be with 2 guys coming from the Rise Guys show in Sacramento – Whitey Gleeson and Mark Kreidler. They are pretty decent for the Sacramento station – but never talked about the A’s – pretty much all Giants – hopefully that changes.

by longtimeasfan on Jul 25, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are evil.

I love it.

i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72

by Tutu-late on Jul 25, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's... um... getting around

It’s kinda crazy.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should do something semi-plausible next

Like, Ben Zobrist for Chris Carter and Michael Choice.

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not plausible.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's twitter for you

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next trade idea

Rich Harden for Old Hoss Radbourn.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

One man pitching staff, here we come!

"I wouldn't honestly be surprised if there was a Derek-Jeter’s-d**k-shaped Popsicle concession at Yankee Stadium."- emperor nobody

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 26, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of my reporter friends (local, nothing big) retweeted it

Now I’m kinda nervous…

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're gonna get your friend fired.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I immediately replied to her telling her it's fake

I didn’t think she’d take that bait.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you ruined it.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah... maybe next year

I was a little scared when she did that.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's one of my biggest pet peeves with twitter.

Reporters tweeting stuff without checking the facts. My lecturers in Uni would literally line us up against a wall and shoot us if we did that.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm the same way, honestly

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We already did this a few days ago.

mikev started it.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, he got all the way up to Slusser!

And really, if I wasn’t a reporter as well, I would’ve let it keep going. I’d like to have jobs in the future, ya know.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well... "Slusser"

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you all

A Kouzmanoff for the rest of us!

by OptimistPrime on Jul 25, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys DO know I never tweeted/wrote that, right?

it was some (obviously nonsense) sort of “Nico is a prince” or some such remark.

I am honestly a little worried someone will see that and think I did actually report that at some point.

I did not. Please don’t anyone think that. And I have to very strongly request that no one make up any fake stories or tweets by me in the future, because you know someone will mistake it for the real thing.

Pretty please? My editor, for instance, might have a cow if he saw it. And not at me.

by slusser on Jul 25, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, we know.

We were just having fun, mocking the way that Internet repetition creates false rumors out of nothing.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I've shamed my entire family.

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by mikev on Jul 25, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody on earth can.

fuck brandon league

YOU HEAR ME DANBOT?

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by mikev on Jul 26, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously! You'd slice 'em sideways with a Siamese shortsword!

"I wouldn't honestly be surprised if there was a Derek-Jeter’s-d**k-shaped Popsicle concession at Yankee Stadium."- emperor nobody

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 27, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

does this mean I should erase my retweet?

guess I should have read the rest of the thread b4 doing it.

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;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 25, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, me too

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by hero66 on Jul 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I tried to pick the most untradeable player in baseball, figuring people would at least go “Huh? No way.”

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 25, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 FREE TIX to Tonight's Game - I can't go, someone please go

I got a pair of tickets in 218 I can’t use. You have to figure out how to come through SF tho. I live in the Mission, and have hard copies of the tickets

I’d hate to see 2 more empty seats tonight, as we all know how well TB Monday night games draw. E-mail me at kylebrown1@hotmail.com

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by kbtoyz on Jul 25, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What about the game?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jul 25, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I hate seeing unused tickets

Last minute things to do tho…

"I was right and you were wrong." - Ray Fosse

by kbtoyz on Jul 25, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

dead man on a stick?

I miss that hairy dude.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt, Mike, Mark.

I get all those M guys mixed up.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A scientific study by Marmite has revealed that Mondays do indeed suck.
Want to make Mondays suck less? Marmite also revealed the top five ways you can try to do that:

Watching TV
Sex
On-line shopping
Buying chocolate or make-up
Planning a holiday

http://thenextweb.com/shareables/2011/07/25/scientific-study-confirms-that-mondays-suck/

Hopefully everyone can do one of those to make this Monday a bit less sucky.

by Copenhagen on Jul 25, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I did one of those this morning.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buying make-up.

Obviously.

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 25, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not out of the question, I don't think.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. —Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 25, 2011 4:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Heh.

It’s been many years. Chocolate would be far more likely.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 25, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

DARK chocolate!

i've never tried to rank them to be honest. i guess i like beer.- stm72

by Tutu-late on Jul 26, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, are we talking about actual chocolate,

or “chocolate”? If the latter, my chocolate days are over. The never-go-back aphorism turned out to be false.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 26, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too. I've been planning a Holliday.

I’ve got all the flesh, connective tissue, and Dr. Frankenstein’s old equipment, but the one thing I can’t replicate is the bored, uncaring look on his face.

"I wouldn't honestly be surprised if there was a Derek-Jeter’s-d**k-shaped Popsicle concession at Yankee Stadium."- emperor nobody

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 26, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

this could be an A's theme song

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=6799628 Mrs_McCarthy32 tweeted it (or retweeted?)

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;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 25, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh. No thanks.

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 25, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ur linky didn't work for me

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by stm72 on Jul 25, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the same link when

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=6799628

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 25, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

....I go to the page in my history

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 25, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks shmoops

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by stm72 on Jul 25, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

only for you shmoops <3

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 25, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK IT

WE’LL DO IT LIVE!

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 25, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG NEWS
susanslusser Susan Slusser
A big day for Brett Anderson, he says: He got his stitches out – and he got to take a shower. #Athletics

Yay for clean Brett!

But this might actually be bigger news…

Athletics Oakland Athletics
Club comes to terms with 2011 first-round Draft pick RHP Sonny Gray.

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 25, 2011 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

"but i like sponge baths..."

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by stm72 on Jul 25, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SONNY GRAY

:)

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 25, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet that headline will be/has been typed more than once in his career

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 25, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

its not a major league deal, is it?

he’s not on the 40 man?

I’ve been overwhelmed and I’ve been underwhelmed. Can I ever just be whelmed?

by closetasfan on Jul 25, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, definitely not.

A major league deal is extraordinary, and it almost never happens. Harper is one of the only recent exceptions I can think of.

by danmerqury on Jul 25, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

[sigh]

I approve.

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 25, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, this is funny

hey little girl
…want a cookie?

by ChickenStanley on Jul 25, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

they are muppets

they love anyone and everything in front of them

hey little girl
…want a cookie?

by ChickenStanley on Jul 25, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not easy being green

(and gold).

You're remarkable in a funny way. Or funny in a remarkable way.

by goldfish on Jul 25, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and crunchy

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by mikev on Jul 25, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade rumors?

mlbtraderumors reports that the Yankees and Red Sox are both interested in Breslow. They also report that the Yankees might be willing to take on a bad contract to get a lefty reliever. I’m thinking that you play the two teams off each other to get the most you can from the Sox for Breslow, then offer the Yankees Fuentes as a consolation prize and see if they take him.

by ozzman99 on Jul 25, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Breakfast status: Fresh pineapple

Tasty, but not filling. Need moar food.

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 26, 2011 9:12 AM PDT reply actions  

well that was a little random

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Jul 26, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't that DLDs are for?

random links?

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 26, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other picture, where they're facing away, is better

because in that one you can see their . . . names on the backs of their jerseys.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jul 26, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice butts!

That reminds me of a picture I took at the first fANfest…

Don't let your alligator mouth bite off more than your humminbird butt can back up. Dr. Phil.

by lynnzgal on Jul 26, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

difficult to read?

i am SO JEALOUS that they went to French Laundry, though. someday…

Lady Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 26, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Ad Hoc, even!

Don't let your alligator mouth bite off more than your humminbird butt can back up. Dr. Phil.

by lynnzgal on Jul 26, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! Lof heem!

Only cookbook I ever cried over.

Don't let your alligator mouth bite off more than your humminbird butt can back up. Dr. Phil.

by lynnzgal on Jul 26, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

so it’s heavy on the chopped onions, then?

by AV on Jul 26, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

His intro in his Ad Hoc At Home cookbook was a tribute to his dad,

who died shortly after he started to write it, and the first recipe in the book is the last meal he cooked for him. [fans self]

My first cooking experiences were with my dad, so that really spoke to me. :)

Don't let your alligator mouth bite off more than your humminbird butt can back up. Dr. Phil.

by lynnzgal on Jul 26, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

caramelized onions… that’s certainly much sweeter than my raw comment.

by AV on Jul 26, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww. Thanks, you.

Don't let your alligator mouth bite off more than your humminbird butt can back up. Dr. Phil.

by lynnzgal on Jul 26, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i haven't read any of this cookbooks. i must now!!!

we’ve only been to the bakery in yountville, which we love to hit up whenever we go wine tasting in napa (bacon scones, FTW!!!!)

Lady Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 27, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

omgwant!

Don't let your alligator mouth bite off more than your humminbird butt can back up. Dr. Phil.

by lynnzgal on Jul 27, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it should have said "his" cookbooks, lol.

the scones are worth a trip to yountville just for them.

Lady Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 27, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope. that font is calligraffitti.

by AV on Jul 26, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rashun Dixon

is soon to be an AN fan favorite, no?

@SkraitClownin
Rashun Dixon
I want to eat a whole bunch of bacon

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Jul 26, 2011 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Does he also rap on twitter

like his brother? His brother’s twitter can be pretty intense – will probably calm down though now that they’ll be starting training camp.

by longtimeasfan on Jul 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh...

Santana has a no-hitter through 7 1/3 against the Indians. He gave up an unearned run in the first. The Angels have scored two on a sac. fly and a passed ball.

Don't you realise you'll find next monday or next Tuesday/Your golden shoes day

by PDXAthleticsfan on Jul 27, 2011 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

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