Open Thread: Game 84 -- Arizona Diamondbacks at Oakland Athletics Cont
Chris Young is single handedly destroying Josh Outman, and is on his way to the Cycle. Off to the bottom of the 5th, we're at the half way point and we need runs. 4-0 Snakes.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The bra matches the stockings. I like that.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah. He only made it to 33.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Then he quickly got called up.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a tough rehab assignment for him!
by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
(actual religious objet d'art)

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You must ask Jobu for help with curveball
And don’t drink his rum
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
I'm growing very tired of the aggressive approach
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Ironic
Did you ever think you’d say that about an A’s lineup?
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
Nope
but we have worse hitters these days
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
funny suckieness against 1st pitch usually carries over to other counts as well
it’s not the aggressiveness, it’s that they are just not good hitters
by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
sure but why allow a starter to go longer
rather than try and reach the bullpen?
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
but when your hitting sucks, it's not the other guy's starter that's the problem
it’s yourself that’s the problem
by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
but we normally do the TeAse
against the bullpen, no?
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Incentive can be a good thing.
Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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1. We admit the A’s are powerless over Major League pitching.
2. We come to believe that a drink stronger than beer could restore us to sanity.
3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of the Bartender, as we understand Him.
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5. Admitted to the Bartender, to ourselves, and to another human that we probably shouldn’t drive ourselves home.
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7. Humbly asked Him to pour us another one.
Etc.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
that is excellent
and sums up the state of an A’s fan’s life
I remember going to the last game of a series
by player20 on Jul 2, 2011 7:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Whenever I hear Xavier Nady's name...
…I think he ought to be leading a team of mutants.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Happy Hooker was going places
about as often as Emmanuelle was doing her thing somewhere else
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fosse still can't get over King Felix winning the Cy Young last year with "only" 13 wins
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
I remember commenting to a friend on some crazy ass shit he said on opening night
about that, but can’t remember what the crazy was.
"I agree, Ray. It's the new statistical approach nonsense preached by Billy Beane in that book he wrote, Moneyball"
-Joe Morgan
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
"And don't forget, Moneyball was all about walks and high on-base percentage. That's all."
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
Not trying to stereotype
but Yankee fans are the dumbest about stats like wins, RBI’s, OBP, etc.
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
sure but facts and logic should still apply
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
But when you're skinny and have a great metabolism you don't care about how many calories are in a barrel of ice cream
That’s kind of where they’re at.
I doubt anyone will give a damn here
if you perpetuate negative stereotypes about those obnoxious, front-running Yankee fans
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
For a pitcher to have a sub 3.50 ERA and a losing record seems like a crime
McCarthy and Moscoso are combined 3-8. Damn the offense is horrible.
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
We are 1st in ERA and last in place
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That is No. 1 in suck.
And last in awesome.
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"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
amazes me that we can't VORP
our way to a slightly better offense.
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Weeks and Sizemore are leading the team in OPS
What does that tell you?
I say just bring up the rivercats’s offense and see how they do
by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If only
brian.only
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
that is why I wouldn’t have a problem with cleaning house. Not so much gaining tons of value in trades but just letting younger guys have a shot.
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
the point is that the other players, with tons of AB, have all proven to be bad
so do you still go with the devil you know?
by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
the ones with kouzmanoff, barton, and matt carson
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Nonsense! Jesse James has a neck tattoo!
Oh wait….
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
Except for Chris "Birdman" Andersen of course. He's a model citizen!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
What is that ... thing
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
A kid who grew up desiring attention
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
He'll look like an old fat biker guy. So what?
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
what an idiot
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I've come to the point....
that I all a root for is no shutouts.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I like it
let’s go guys! Let’s get 1 run here!!
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If only Coco had that hit last time up...
I’ll take it though.
by player20 on Jul 2, 2011 7:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
FDLS in the bullpen
He looks to be throwing much faster and harder than your typical warmup tosses.
M-A, M-A-R, M-A-R-K, Ell-is!
by Englishmajor on Jul 2, 2011 7:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I like him. He's fun.
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
Another can of corn that was "driven"
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
You gotta swing, kid
Too close to take
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
That ball was totally low.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday had it as a strike
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, it was a strike
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I actually think you take that
Can’t hit it, likely a ball.
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And as people know, I often like aggressive plate protection in situations like that.
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that pitch wasn't even borderline.
it was a clear strike. it might have looked low cause Carter is 11 feet tall. I mean, it was a good pitch low and away, but it was very much in the zone.
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no
mikev staged the whole deal
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. Brooksbaseball.net is awesome
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But... I thought the zone was higher BECAUSE Carter is 11 feet tall.
No way do his knees start a mere 1.5 feet off the ground.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, it was a strike.
I’m just saying I understand him feeling like he couldn’t do anything with it and taking it hoping it’s a ball.
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I think he could have driven that pitch with a 3-Wood.
Maybe put a little left english on it.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea I think he was fooled.
I also think he appears to have a long swing and not a lot of bat speed. If he guesses right he hits the snot out of the ball, but he’s bad at adjusting.
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I think he'll be fine if the A's will ever just let him play every day in the big leagues
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He certainly never got the Carlos Pena rope
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully. His high Ks int he minors were a bit of a worry though
even if he hits bombs, if guys aren’t afraid to challenge him he might end up being another low average, low obp, OK slugging type of guy
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I agree
-Jack Kust
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
New team name?
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
Trevor Cahill
May one day win a Cy Young, but never an Academy Award
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
FDLS on the mound!
M-A, M-A-R, M-A-R-K, Ell-is!
by Englishmajor on Jul 2, 2011 7:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Like Trystan
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Fautino!
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure they are spending an inordinate amount of time thinking up, writing, and acting in commercials
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
LMFAO!
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
He did quite well in the Stewart commercial
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, damn them for possibly trying to have fun while playing a game for a living
Assholes
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
That was a fun team to follow!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
TMZ!
Timmy, Mulder, and Zito, and Ramon, Miggy, Chavy, yeah, those were the days!!
by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
J. Giambi
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeremy?
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
If AN existed 10 years ago:
“Jeremy smoked in class today”
would have been a QOTM.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Mister, we could use a man like Victor Conte again!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't remember him as #52
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Harden has a nice ass. Powell and Recker have big asses. Huddy has no ass.
I don’t quite know how his legbones attach to his pelvis and back, but somehow they do, I would think.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
We do have an embarrassment of pitching riches, don't we?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
once they're all healthy, yeah.
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there is that
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
CoJack with his Parra imitation!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
It would be so nice if FDLS could get back into the rotation next year
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Or ever even
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
trade Bailey, make him the closer
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, we've already got Fuentes
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
gag me
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Hee
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
You got her number?
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I'd give up a number for a girl like that
mama didn’t raise no fool!
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
hey guys!
Is it my imagination or is Carter non-horrible at 1B when he’s not trying to catch popups?
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
He looks pretty comfortable to me....especially on throws
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
no worse than Ryan Howard
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
FML
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
First pitch swinging
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
are you kidding me?
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
or good hitting.
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and a guy named Suzuki
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I think theres luck in baseball
Look at the Gnats for crissakes.
Sometimes balls drop or get through, they rarely do for the A’s…
AGGRESSIVE, BABY. DON'T FUCKING GO UP THERE LOOKING TO WALK. REAL MEN GET THEIR HACKS IN.
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UNLESS YOU'RE A GIRL NAMED CINDY
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It hurts because it's ironic
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
Fuck that noise. Give me lawyerball anyday.
Sheeit, I play lawyerball in Wiffle. I have well over 200 walks lifetime, in about 700PA.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
huh
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Signed,
Vlad Guerrero
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
This has been a paid message from the Yogi Berra foundation.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Should Beane seriously start thinking about trying to get something for Zooks while he's remoteley wanted?
I hear Bobby Crosby is available.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
THE HORROR
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
What are they gonna say about BoCro?
What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullshit, man!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
No. He's the pillar on which our outstanding pitching is supported.
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
game me squared
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
gag
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Hee
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So, after the 2009 season
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This game needs moar Kara
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
She's wearing Gold Alts
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
when you're laughing, when you're laughing, all of the league laugh at your terrible offense
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone should design a D'backs uni...
…that looks just like the Cardinals’ unis, but with one or two (realistic looking) rattlers wrapped around the bat.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
They can have a picture of Neil as their logo.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Or, a bat that is a rattler.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
"Hi, I'm Joe Saunders.
I pretty much suck and it’s a joke that someone traded Danny Haren to get me. Oh, hang on, I have to go shutout the Oakland A’s again."
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
It is amazing his mastery of us
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
cute girl with funny glasses FTW
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
Why can't he?
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
How come Outman gets to start?
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Good. Then I can ignore it.
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt this is true
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not claiming it wasn't said
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a fuckton of money
for him not to end up as a starter
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
huh?
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His signing bonus was astronomical, right?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Well dammit!
I was thinking Ynoa.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Harden and Ynoa could challenge him if healthy
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Are they going to Johan Santana him?
Get his feet wet then extend him. Havent seen a third pitch.
I certainly hope so
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think Ynoa is real
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He's actually pitched though
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
his apparition
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
A's Accounting disagrees
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean Santiago
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
First decent crowd since Giants series...
Let’s make sure you give them absolutely no reason to ever return.
by AsFan72 on Jul 2, 2011 8:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I wonder how Ellie’s numbers since he came off the DL compare to Weeks’ numbers since he came up to the majors.
The Athletics at Fre...oh. Never mind. Phew!
Why if HE wants to KNOW?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Barton doubled
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Yay Daric!
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
earned his promotion
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Finley should have let Hammer make a trade or two, just for shits and giggles.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It's too legit to quit!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
twss
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
We have a Godfrey, a DeJesus and a De los Santos (from the Saints) on the roster
This is becoming a mighty religious team. Bring back Father Desme, and dear Lord let us score some runs!!!
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"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
Well, that means we need to trade Bill Babykiller, Elvis Hitler, and R. Hitterssuck from the low minors if we really want name purity.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno....he's pretty valuable to the Rivercats
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw them
the Ports need to extend their streak
I'll miss him down there, but I'll like him up here.
I’m glad he’s throwing strikes and looking healthy.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, leave FDLS up here
Cut Fuentes
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
Trade Fuentes to the Steelworkers' union for three shop stewards and a lock of Marvin Miller's hair.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
We just saw why you can consider a Bailey trade
I wouldnt be worried with Devine or FDLS as closer
Bailey for Montero
Although, Montero hasn’t looked too hot this year from what I’ve heard
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"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Good. Maybe they'll trade him to us.
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
perfect. right when he's about to forget how to hit, that's when we pounce
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Billy Beane, master strategist
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"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
But what would that do to Fuentes's confidence?!?
;-)
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I ain't here on business, baby, I'm only here for fun
And Rosie, you’re the one
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Rosalita jump a little lighter
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Saunders looks tired.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
I don't trust him. I think he's faking.
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
SizeMOAR 2-run double
Let’s do it
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"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
If the tying run reaches the on-deck circle...
…it’s officially scored as a teA’se, right?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh no a snake!
Snake! Snake!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, the joke streams have crossed here
Some of you are talking about the Weird Al bit, and others are talking about the Badger Badger meme. When older people and internet pop culture collide!
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
Also, it was Bob Geren's Measure of Baseball Success
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
My measure of baseball mojo success is turning a teAse into a comebAck.
Let’s do it.
"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Brazoban: another awesome MVP 2005 player
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He and Oliver Perez.
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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oliver Perez was dominant
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
grienke.
98mph fastball
69mph curve
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I haven't played it in a month,
but last I checked, a young “Mike Vee” was hitting the cover off the ball for the Stockton Ports and about to earn a callup.
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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Best baseball game ever
2k sports’ exclusivity agreement with MLB ends this year. I’m hoping for a return from MVP, but it’s just speculation at this point
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
Harry Caray used to try to reverser-pronounce players with funky names
It was even more entertaining when he was not sober (i.e., all the time).
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
I want my name to be Yhenzy
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
if it is, it is unintentional
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Strange
that the Huddy .gif affected our game!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Now that was a balk
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
Emphasis on the out
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
3 more boys
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
TWSS
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
wow, that was bullshit
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Just a horrible, horrible fucking call
Like the call on Carter earlier.
the ball to carter was a strike.
the ball to crisp was.. not

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Low and inside
Otherwise, it was right down the middle.
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
fuck that shit
low and inside
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
NewBob's not happy with that one!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
With a bullet!
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You shut up about Matsui, RLangford
You dick.
YOU MEAN .215 AND A HALF.
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.242
.810 ops though
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yay
Now we’re teA’sing
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
Carter, please make me believe in you.
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Depends on what you want to believe.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
All right CoJack, stick it to your old team
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
Ein rally?
Der humpink

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
What IS that?
LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
~GreenNGoldSooner
Der humpink
Starring Christoph Waltz from Inglorious Basterds. It’s a parody of the Internet meme trolololo video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwY4LuADupw
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
thanks for the subject line
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
FUCKING UMP
Worst low strike zone ever
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
seriously this dude was OUT OF BASEBALL FOR TWO YEARS
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He was in Mexico apparently
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
conor jackson fucking sucks.
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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
How can you have a 2-strike approach like THAT?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
those pitches right down the middle are hard.
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It wasn't low and outside
He might’ve fouled it off.
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
I think that was Lou Pinella's managing motto
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
Any POS that takes a strike like that
should be benched for a week
Motherfucker
Hanging slider.
Melvin, just accept that he’s not that good—whether you coached him before or not.
THAT is the stuff that pisses me off
Tying runs on base and you take a HANGING SLIDER for strike three? What a joke.
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By the way, Sweeney should have been hitting for Jackson, not running for Carter.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Same thought I had
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
but we REALLY NEEDED THAT RUN
so that we’d be down by one.
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Too obvious
and logical and potentially effective. And come on, Nico, it was Conor Jackson.
Matsui
4 for 8 in first two games with Melvin.
12 for 58 (.206) in 17 games since.
Time for the A’s to cut the cord.
But his OBP slugging and OPS are all up about 30 points since then
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
The 49ers have a two-touchdown lead on the Lions
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
I landed there coming back from checking the soccer game and don't
understand how they have that many runs.
what soccer game
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what channel is that on
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oh sweet.
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twss
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuiper said,
“In the bottom of the 9th inning, it’ll be Suzuki…”
and I just blacked out, so overwhelming was the hopelessness.
nice
How about two guys get on, then Weeks gets his first HR for a walkoff win?
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
I just want to tie and go into extras
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
David Hernandez can get wild
Patience (and lean out over the plate)…
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Could be a twofer
Suzuki both gets on base and perhaps sustains …
okay, I’ll just stop there.
Wow, did Zuk sleep with your girlfriend or something?
You seem to really hate that guy
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"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
Yeah, I just can't let it go
Least favorite player.
Suzuki, DeJesus, Rosales
0-10 so far this game.
Guess that makes them all “due”!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
And if you check out their CAREER stats....!
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Our entire offense is INCREDIBLY due!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha wow. that couldn't have been more down the middle.
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Like is Suzuki was taken out of the game, then Powell got hurt
Who would catch? I do not know the answer
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"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
yes like that.
Just thought about that. Really only came into play with old Bob and his funny moves to ties games late.
conor jackson, duh
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Wonder what Vegas Odds would be for Kurt, De Jesus and Rosales
to come thru.
about 175,999,456 to 1
He's really dialed in to GIDP
Even when there’s no DP to GI.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Starting the 4th of July drinking a couple days early, are we?
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
At what point does he get sent down?
I mean, seriously. Yes he “calls good games”, but he’s nearing .200….
They are not sending down a player with his contract
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.
That's what Kouzmanoff thought
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Sit him on the bench then
he can sit the rest of the season there for all I care
send him home to make another baby
that seemed to work for a while
by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
When you have this many shitty players
it all blends together. You can’t DFA the entire team.
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
One by one, two by two
I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
because of their contracts
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
We know this
and we all agree that we have crappy players.
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
crappy hitters
I love our pitching, especially today with FDLS
by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If we were Arizona
maybe?
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We can sneak HGH in their smoothies... either they get caught and suspended... or they'll all start hitting 3 run homers
And then we would want them.
YOu just can’t win.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Suzuki special#2: Grounder to short.
by player20 on Jul 2, 2011 8:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
he had over half the RBIs in the last series
Sure, small, small sample size.
Decent sized crowd tonight
Looks that way on the iPhone – wld be good PR move to get a comeback win!
by my_cat_max on Jul 2, 2011 8:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
this
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
pathetic
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Good way to fix all this looking at strike 3 crap
They need to be told that if it’s close and they don’t swing then they are benched the next game.
That crap would stop right there
you think they're here for anything but fireworks?
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masochists
why are we here?
My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Misery loves company
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
You are tearing me apart, Athletics!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe it's "greencollar baseball"
…because their shoulders are so undisturbed that plants grow on them?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not the 1st pitch swing, or the 2 strike take
it’s that they suck, case in point, Zook, no matter what he does he makes an out
by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This loss is really going to hurt our chances of winning the World Series.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Im confused why Carter is now playing everyday.
And not a week ago. Are we not in the same player situation?
Ask Management
they seem to think they know what they are doing.
full of hope is fine
we all want them to win but there are too many minor league players on the team for them to do anything. Minor leaguers like Kurt, Pennington, Rosales etc.
I only started watching in the eight but am pretty confident
You could be paying damages for libel to Pennington and Rosales
Barton got sent down for nearing .200
now Suzuki is almost there himself…I don’t mean to spam this comment, but doesn’t SOMETHING have to be done? If not sent down, shouldn’t he pull his head out of his ass at some point?
Need a Lounge
"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli
A thrid bedroom could be converted into a lounge
Otherwise, just use your living room ;)
Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford
"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball
CT is doing his show
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I don't get what Shooty is saying
blaming A’s inability to hit on missing Willingham and everyone has to move up a spot in the lineup. I think that’s BS
yea. pretty ridiculous that he does shit for the a's on tv.
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