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Open Thread: Game 84 -- Arizona Diamondbacks at Oakland Athletics Cont

Anyone have any Chris Young Kryptonite?

Chris Young is single handedly destroying Josh Outman, and is on his way to the Cycle. Off to the bottom of the 5th, we're at the half way point and we need runs. 4-0 Snakes.

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I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.

by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

..

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bra matches the stockings. I like that.

"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.

by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, why can't we hit this guy?

Business man by day, fearless couch guardian by night.

by Hoegaarden on Jul 2, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah. He only made it to 33.

"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then he quickly got called up.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

(actual religious objet d'art)

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must ask Jobu for help with curveball

And don’t drink his rum

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ironic

Did you ever think you’d say that about an A’s lineup?

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

but we have worse hitters these days

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny suckieness against 1st pitch usually carries over to other counts as well

it’s not the aggressiveness, it’s that they are just not good hitters

by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure but why allow a starter to go longer

rather than try and reach the bullpen?

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incentive can be a good thing.

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by Muzia on Jul 2, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Reverse Twelve Steps of AN

1. We admit the A’s are powerless over Major League pitching.

2. We come to believe that a drink stronger than beer could restore us to sanity.

3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of the Bartender, as we understand Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of our cash on hand.

5. Admitted to the Bartender, to ourselves, and to another human that we probably shouldn’t drive ourselves home.

6. Were entirely ready to have the Bartender remove all remaining consciousness.

7. Humbly asked Him to pour us another one.

Etc.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is excellent

and sums up the state of an A’s fan’s life

by Deborah51 on Jul 2, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

cont.

Everyone would have their brooms out, the crowd would have good energy. We’ve lost consistency (to sweep teams). What has happened to this team?

by player20 on Jul 2, 2011 7:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Whenever I hear Xavier Nady's name...

…I think he ought to be leading a team of mutants.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fosse still can't get over King Felix winning the Cy Young last year with "only" 13 wins

I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.

by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

"I agree, Ray. It's the new statistical approach nonsense preached by Billy Beane in that book he wrote, Moneyball"

-Joe Morgan

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

"And don't forget, Moneyball was all about walks and high on-base percentage. That's all."

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Jon Miller talks about nothing pertinent cause that’s what Jon Miller does

by Copenhagen on Jul 2, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not trying to stereotype

but Yankee fans are the dumbest about stats like wins, RBI’s, OBP, etc.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt anyone will give a damn here

if you perpetuate negative stereotypes about those obnoxious, front-running Yankee fans

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a pitcher to have a sub 3.50 ERA and a losing record seems like a crime

McCarthy and Moscoso are combined 3-8. Damn the offense is horrible.

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That is No. 1 in suck.

And last in awesome.

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazes me that we can't VORP

our way to a slightly better offense.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weeks and Sizemore are leading the team in OPS

What does that tell you?

I say just bring up the rivercats’s offense and see how they do

by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been saying this all year

I think the Rivercats should just play every Friday.

by brian.only on Jul 2, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only

brian.only

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

that is why I wouldn’t have a problem with cleaning house. Not so much gaining tons of value in trades but just letting younger guys have a shot.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ones with kouzmanoff, barton, and matt carson

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nonsense! Jesse James has a neck tattoo!

Oh wait….

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is that ... thing

I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.

by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A kid who grew up desiring attention

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll look like an old fat biker guy. So what?

"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

what an idiot

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've come to the point....

that I all a root for is no shutouts.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 2, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it

let’s go guys! Let’s get 1 run here!!

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Coco!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FDLS in the bullpen

He looks to be throwing much faster and harder than your typical warmup tosses.

M-A, M-A-R, M-A-R-K, Ell-is!

by Englishmajor on Jul 2, 2011 7:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I like him. He's fun.

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another can of corn that was "driven"

I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.

by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You gotta swing, kid

Too close to take

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That ball was totally low.

"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday had it as a strike

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, it was a strike

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually think you take that

Can’t hit it, likely a ball.

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by Nico on Jul 2, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And as people know, I often like aggressive plate protection in situations like that.

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by Nico on Jul 2, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that pitch wasn't even borderline.

it was a clear strike. it might have looked low cause Carter is 11 feet tall. I mean, it was a good pitch low and away, but it was very much in the zone.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

mikev staged the whole deal

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Brooksbaseball.net is awesome

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But... I thought the zone was higher BECAUSE Carter is 11 feet tall.

No way do his knees start a mere 1.5 feet off the ground.

"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it was a strike.

I’m just saying I understand him feeling like he couldn’t do anything with it and taking it hoping it’s a ball.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 2, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he could have driven that pitch with a 3-Wood.

Maybe put a little left english on it.

"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea I think he was fooled.

I also think he appears to have a long swing and not a lot of bat speed. If he guesses right he hits the snot out of the ball, but he’s bad at adjusting.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he'll be fine if the A's will ever just let him play every day in the big leagues

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by Nico on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully. His high Ks int he minors were a bit of a worry though

even if he hits bombs, if guys aren’t afraid to challenge him he might end up being another low average, low obp, OK slugging type of guy

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

-Jack Kust

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

New team name?

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trevor Cahill

May one day win a Cy Young, but never an Academy Award

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FDLS on the mound!

M-A, M-A-R, M-A-R-K, Ell-is!

by Englishmajor on Jul 2, 2011 7:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Fautino!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, damn them for possibly trying to have fun while playing a game for a living

Assholes

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a fun team to follow!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

TMZ!

Timmy, Mulder, and Zito, and Ramon, Miggy, Chavy, yeah, those were the days!!

by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

J. Giambi

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy?

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If AN existed 10 years ago:

“Jeremy smoked in class today”

would have been a QOTM.

"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember him as #52

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harden has a nice ass. Powell and Recker have big asses. Huddy has no ass.

I don’t quite know how his legbones attach to his pelvis and back, but somehow they do, I would think.

"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Fautino!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We do have an embarrassment of pitching riches, don't we?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

once they're all healthy, yeah.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is that

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Conor!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

CoJack with his Parra imitation!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be so nice if FDLS could get back into the rotation next year

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by Nico on Jul 2, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Or ever even

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

trade Bailey, make him the closer

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, we've already got Fuentes

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

gag me

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got her number?

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I'd give up a number for a girl like that

mama didn’t raise no fool!

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey guys!

Is it my imagination or is Carter non-horrible at 1B when he’s not trying to catch popups?

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

no worse than Ryan Howard

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Conor!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FML

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch swinging

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

are you kidding me?

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

or good hitting.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a guy named Suzuki

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGGRESSIVE, BABY. DON'T FUCKING GO UP THERE LOOKING TO WALK. REAL MEN GET THEIR HACKS IN.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

UNLESS YOU'RE A GIRL NAMED CINDY

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hurts because it's ironic

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that noise. Give me lawyerball anyday.

Sheeit, I play lawyerball in Wiffle. I have well over 200 walks lifetime, in about 700PA.

"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Signed,

Vlad Guerrero

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has been a paid message from the Yogi Berra foundation.

"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Bobby Crosby is available.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE HORROR

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are they gonna say about BoCro?

 What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullshit, man!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

game me squared

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

gag

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, after the 2009 season

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game needs moar Kara

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

She's wearing Gold Alts

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should design a D'backs uni...

…that looks just like the Cardinals’ unis, but with one or two (realistic looking) rattlers wrapped around the bat.

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Or, a bat that is a rattler.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Hi, I'm Joe Saunders.

I pretty much suck and it’s a joke that someone traded Danny Haren to get me. Oh, hang on, I have to go shutout the Oakland A’s again."

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by Nico on Jul 2, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

cute girl with funny glasses FTW

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Fautino!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Why can't he?

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt this is true

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a fuckton of money

for him not to end up as a starter

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harden and Ynoa could challenge him if healthy

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they going to Johan Santana him?

Get his feet wet then extend him. Havent seen a third pitch.

by Glomar on Jul 2, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly hope so

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Ynoa is real

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's actually pitched though

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

his apparition

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's Accounting disagrees

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean Santiago

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

First decent crowd since Giants series...

Let’s make sure you give them absolutely no reason to ever return.

by AsFan72 on Jul 2, 2011 8:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Barton doubled

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Daric!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

earned his promotion

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Fautino!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

We have a Godfrey, a DeJesus and a De los Santos (from the Saints) on the roster

This is becoming a mighty religious team. Bring back Father Desme, and dear Lord let us score some runs!!!

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-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that means we need to trade Bill Babykiller, Elvis Hitler, and R. Hitterssuck from the low minors if we really want name purity.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Fautino!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FDLS = awesome

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll miss him down there, but I'll like him up here.

I’m glad he’s throwing strikes and looking healthy.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, leave FDLS up here

Cut Fuentes

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Trade Fuentes to the Steelworkers' union for three shop stewards and a lock of Marvin Miller's hair.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just saw why you can consider a Bailey trade

I wouldnt be worried with Devine or FDLS as closer

by J.J. Miller on Jul 2, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bailey for Montero

Although, Montero hasn’t looked too hot this year from what I’ve heard

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. Maybe they'll trade him to us.

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

perfect. right when he's about to forget how to hit, that's when we pounce

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Beane, master strategist

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what would that do to Fuentes's confidence?!?

;-)

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Adam!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I ain't here on business, baby, I'm only here for fun

And Rosie, you’re the one

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosalita jump a little lighter

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saunders looks tired.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't trust him. I think he's faking.

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Jemile!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

SizeMOAR 2-run double

Let’s do it

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-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

If the tying run reaches the on-deck circle...

…it’s officially scored as a teA’se, right?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no a snake!

Snake! Snake!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Weird Al

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, the joke streams have crossed here

Some of you are talking about the Weird Al bit, and others are talking about the Badger Badger meme. When older people and internet pop culture collide!

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-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, it was Bob Geren's Measure of Baseball Success

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My measure of baseball mojo success is turning a teAse into a comebAck.

Let’s do it.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brazoban: another awesome MVP 2005 player

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He and Oliver Perez.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oliver Perez was dominant

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-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

grienke.

98mph fastball
69mph curve

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't played it in a month,

but last I checked, a young “Mike Vee” was hitting the cover off the ball for the Stockton Ports and about to earn a callup.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 2, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOT!

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best baseball game ever

2k sports’ exclusivity agreement with MLB ends this year. I’m hoping for a return from MVP, but it’s just speculation at this point

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-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nabozarb

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Harry Caray used to try to reverser-pronounce players with funky names

It was even more entertaining when he was not sober (i.e., all the time).

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want my name to be Yhenzy

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"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

if it is, it is unintentional

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"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange

that the Huddy .gif affected our game!

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that was a balk

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

well, no shutout

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Emphasis on the out

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 more boys

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"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that was bullshit

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ball to carter was a strike.

the ball to crisp was.. not

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Low and inside

Otherwise, it was right down the middle.

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck that shit

low and inside

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NewBob's not happy with that one!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU MEAN .215 AND A HALF.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

.242

.810 ops though

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Hideki!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

yay

Now we’re teA’sing

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

No dive from Upton

laziness runs in the family.

by Glomar on Jul 2, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Carter, please make me believe in you.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Depends on what you want to believe.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 2, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Vernon!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

All right CoJack, stick it to your old team

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ein rally?

Der humpink

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by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

What IS that?

LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
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by Cretgren on Jul 2, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Der humpink

Starring Christoph Waltz from Inglorious Basterds. It’s a parody of the Internet meme trolololo video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwY4LuADupw

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-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
~GreenNGoldSooner

by Cretgren on Jul 2, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the subject line

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING UMP

Worst low strike zone ever

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-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

fastball inside

the only way to pitch jackson

by DaPorts! on Jul 2, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously this dude was OUT OF BASEBALL FOR TWO YEARS

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He was in Mexico apparently

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

conor jackson fucking sucks.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

those pitches right down the middle are hard.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

thought that was implied.

by Glomar on Jul 2, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't low and outside

He might’ve fouled it off.

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was Lou Pinella's managing motto

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-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motherfucker

Hanging slider.

Melvin, just accept that he’s not that good—whether you coached him before or not.

by RLangford on Jul 2, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT is the stuff that pisses me off

Tying runs on base and you take a HANGING SLIDER for strike three? What a joke.

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by Nico on Jul 2, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone looking over at Ellis' numbers?

That ballpark is like crack to our guys.

by Sricko on Jul 2, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

no

they will do a piece about this unheard of 2nd base player that has come out of nowhere to lead the rockies to the world series

Put a bird on it

by Future Ed on Jul 2, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, Sweeney should have been hitting for Jackson, not running for Carter.

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by Nico on Jul 2, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Same thought I had

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

but we REALLY NEEDED THAT RUN

so that we’d be down by one.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too obvious

and logical and potentially effective. And come on, Nico, it was Conor Jackson.

by RLangford on Jul 2, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matsui

4 for 8 in first two games with Melvin.

12 for 58 (.206) in 17 games since.

Time for the A’s to cut the cord.

by RLangford on Jul 2, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

But his OBP slugging and OPS are all up about 30 points since then

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-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 49ers have a two-touchdown lead on the Lions

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

what soccer game

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

what channel is that on

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh sweet.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuiper said,

“In the bottom of the 9th inning, it’ll be Suzuki…”

and I just blacked out, so overwhelming was the hopelessness.

by RLangford on Jul 2, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

How about two guys get on, then Weeks gets his first HR for a walkoff win?

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by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

David Hernandez can get wild

Patience (and lean out over the plate)…

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by Nico on Jul 2, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Could be a twofer

Suzuki both gets on base and perhaps sustains …

okay, I’ll just stop there.

by RLangford on Jul 2, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, did Zuk sleep with your girlfriend or something?

You seem to really hate that guy

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-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

even if he did

she wouldn’t have remembered it – just like his ABs, it was all over so quickly

by dtran320 on Jul 2, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suzuki, DeJesus, Rosales

0-10 so far this game.

Guess that makes them all “due”!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

And if you check out their CAREER stats....!

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by Nico on Jul 2, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha wow. that couldn't have been more down the middle.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Random thought

With Barton in Sac who is the emergency catcher now? Rosales?

by Copenhagen on Jul 2, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Like is Suzuki was taken out of the game, then Powell got hurt

Who would catch? I do not know the answer

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes like that.

Just thought about that. Really only came into play with old Bob and his funny moves to ties games late.

by Copenhagen on Jul 2, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

conor jackson, duh

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's really dialed in to GIDP

Even when there’s no DP to GI.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starting the 4th of July drinking a couple days early, are we?

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

At what point does he get sent down?

I mean, seriously. Yes he “calls good games”, but he’s nearing .200….

by Johnny Bravo on Jul 2, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

They are not sending down a player with his contract

I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.

by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what Kouzmanoff thought

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sit him on the bench then

he can sit the rest of the season there for all I care

by Trainman on Jul 2, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's just pointless

to run him out there and see him go 0-4 every night.

by Johnny Bravo on Jul 2, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you have this many shitty players

it all blends together. You can’t DFA the entire team.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

One by one, two by two

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 2, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Decent sized crowd tonight

Looks that way on the iPhone – wld be good PR move to get a comeback win!

by my_cat_max on Jul 2, 2011 8:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

this

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

boo

I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings, about these feelings that you feel.

by doctorK on Jul 2, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

pathetic

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Good way to fix all this looking at strike 3 crap

They need to be told that if it’s close and they don’t swing then they are benched the next game.

That crap would stop right there

by Trainman on Jul 2, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you think they're here for anything but fireworks?

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

masochists

why are we here?

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 2, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Misery loves company

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

does any team leave

their bats on their shoulder with two strikes like the A’s do?

by robertmelvin on Jul 2, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it's "greencollar baseball"

…because their shoulders are so undisturbed that plants grow on them?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 2, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

pansies?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 2, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not the 1st pitch swing, or the 2 strike take

it’s that they suck, case in point, Zook, no matter what he does he makes an out

by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This loss is really going to hurt our chances of winning the World Series.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 2, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Barton got sent down for nearing .200

now Suzuki is almost there himself…I don’t mean to spam this comment, but doesn’t SOMETHING have to be done? If not sent down, shouldn’t he pull his head out of his ass at some point?

by Johnny Bravo on Jul 2, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Need a Lounge

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jul 2, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

A thrid bedroom could be converted into a lounge

Otherwise, just use your living room ;)

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jul 2, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

CT is doing his show

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get what Shooty is saying

blaming A’s inability to hit on missing Willingham and everyone has to move up a spot in the lineup. I think that’s BS

by asfansince1989 on Jul 2, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

yea. pretty ridiculous that he does shit for the a's on tv.

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by mikev on Jul 2, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

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