A DLD for a second day in a row!? Unheard of! But it's really happening, because we clearly need something to take our minds off of baseball around here.

So… I put together a quick list ranking people based on the number of arms they have. That doesn't have anything to do with the Oakland Athletics, does it?

1. The Six-Fingered Man

Not only does he have two good arms, but he has 10% more fingers than everyone else!

2. Jose Bautista

Two arms, both of which are very good at hitting baseballs.

3. Felix Hernandez

That right arm is pretty special, but I frankly have no idea about the left arm.

4. Almost everybody else

All of you beautiful two-armed people.

5. Bloomie

He has two arms for now, but who knows for how much longer?

6. The One-Armed Man

Self-explanatory.

7. Brett Anderson

Yep, he comes in behind the one-armed man.

8. The Black Knight

It's just a flesh wound… nothing that Tommy John surgery can't fix.

9. Justin Duchscherer

Ok, dump away.