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DLD 2011-07-14 -- Rankings

A DLD for a second day in a row!? Unheard of! But it's really happening, because we clearly need something to take our minds off of baseball around here.

So… I put together a quick list ranking people based on the number of arms they have. That doesn't have anything to do with the Oakland Athletics, does it?

1. The Six-Fingered Man

The Six-Fingered Man

Not only does he have two good arms, but he has 10% more fingers than everyone else!

2. Jose Bautista

Jose Bautista has two arms

Two arms, both of which are very good at hitting baseballs.

3. Felix Hernandez

Felix Hernandez right arm

That right arm is pretty special, but I frankly have no idea about the left arm.

4. Almost everybody else

All of you beautiful two-armed people.

5. Bloomie

Bloomie

He has two arms for now, but who knows for how much longer?

6. The One-Armed Man

The One-Armed Man

Self-explanatory.

7. Brett Anderson

Brett Anderson

Yep, he comes in behind the one-armed man.

8. The Black Knight

The Black Knight

It's just a flesh wound… nothing that Tommy John surgery can't fix.

9. Justin Duchscherer



Ok, dump away.

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