A DLD for a second day in a row!? Unheard of! But it's really happening, because we clearly need something to take our minds off of baseball around here.
So… I put together a quick list ranking people based on the number of arms they have. That doesn't have anything to do with the Oakland Athletics, does it?
1. The Six-Fingered Man
Not only does he have two good arms, but he has 10% more fingers than everyone else!
Two arms, both of which are very good at hitting baseballs.
That right arm is pretty special, but I frankly have no idea about the left arm.
4. Almost everybody else
All of you beautiful two-armed people.
He has two arms for now, but who knows for how much longer?
6. The One-Armed Man
Yep, he comes in behind the one-armed man.
8. The Black Knight
It's just a flesh wound… nothing that Tommy John surgery can't fix.
Ok, dump away.