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Open Thread: Game 71 - Battle of the Bay (A's vs. Giants) (cont)

The A's clinging to a one run lead; we go to the 7th inning, 3-2 A's.

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Harry Potter character is good :-)

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Jun 17, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He still looks like JOsh Duhamel to me

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's . . . uncanny.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Karl Urban was good in the new Star Trek. Actually, the whole cast was good in it, very well done remake.

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Godfrey is whiter and less angry

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also more pensive

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pope Urban

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Urban I or Urban II?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urban VIII, actually

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 18, 2011 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hi there, my perfect dream husband.

Karl Urban = King of the Nerds. <3

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might throw up on you

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Speak quickly!

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't do fantasy

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't fulfill fantasies?

Your gf can’t like that

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a mistake

Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!

by UrgentMirth on Jun 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The book was.

The movie completely biffs the whole country squire thing by demeaning the hobbits.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And rightfully so. Look how short they are!

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WILL NOT CEEEEEEEASE

FROM MEN-TA-AL FIIIIIIGHT,
NOR SHALL MY SWORD SLEEP IIIIIN MYYYYY HAAAAAND!I

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tolkien, Blake. Same sentiment.

Mordor is all about the dark satanic mills.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked the movies

At the same time, I was kind of disappointed in them.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st was by far the best

Helms Deep did NOT need reinforcements

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they balled up the whole Two Towers

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked the third one

One of my favorite lines, from Gandalf:

“End? No, the journey doesn’t end here. Death his just another path.”

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

My order 1, 3, 2

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They got them in the book too, no?

Although in the form of Rangers rather than elves.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the entire sequence was different in the book

But I was just referring to the battalion of Elves that show up.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still mad at Peter Jackson

for butchering Faramir’s character.

You're remarkable in a funny way. Or funny in a remarkable way.

by goldfish on Jun 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Dammit, now I’m starting to get pissed off.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sad, I hadn't heard about that.

I love Faramir. What did they do to him?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember how high of character he was in the book

The movies basically reversed this.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

The other things, though I don’t like them, I understand the movie logic for choosing to do them.

How does it benefit the story to make Faramir ignoble? To be a foil to someone? Who?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

To add suspense

And to have a clear moment when his character changes.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

When who changes? Faramir?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He lets Frodo go at the end of The Two Towers

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

He has a nice close up where he lets Frodo leave finally

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, OK. I can see that.

Need to compress the encounter, so they have to exaggerate extremes.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't really have a problem with it

It’s not like you can replicate the book word for word, page for page.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Movies should not imitate books.

It doesn’t work. In the cases where movie and book are both great (eg, Dr Zhivago) huge liberties are taken.

But since I’m someone who likes books and doesn’t much like movies, the things that it makes sense to emphasize in a movie are usually the things I find most boring — like all those dreary battle scenes — and the things it makes sense to cut in the movies — like subtle characterizations and slow developments — are the things I miss the most.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It works for comic books

But yeah, there’s too much going on in a decent novel to get it all on screen.

Dune anyone? :)

by Mattel on Jun 17, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Complete character assassination!

Instead of: “Not even if I found this thing on the side of the road …”

It was like: The ring must be taken to Gondor!

You're remarkable in a funny way. Or funny in a remarkable way.

by goldfish on Jun 17, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

......yes. Yes it is.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Credit where credit's due.

I’m awesome for putting a name to a face.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mojo

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Balfour up

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR RUNZ PLZ

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread looks roomy

It has that new car smell too

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Coco!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That's SO strange to see.

LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
~GreenNGoldSooner

by Cretgren on Jun 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunt or SB?

Coming here?

Oakland Athletics * St. Bonaventure Bonnies * Green Bay Packers * Buffalo Sabres * New York Knicks

by RyanFromBonas on Jun 17, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd like a hit and run personally

Crisp is still good enough to steal it if Penny misses the pitch

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

both. Crisp on 3rd, one out?

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO WIN FOR YOU TONIGHT, STONER

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

He really does look like the kid from

Dazed and Confused. “You gotta joint, man? It would be better if you did.”

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martha Washington...

…was a hip, hip, hip, hip lady.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 17, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It brings to mind an interesting question

Where do you think people get better weed: Oakland or San Francisco?

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably Oakland

because San Franciscans can be easily tricked into buying anything. They bought into their team.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YYYYAAAAAYYYY

Wild Lincecum is good for us. Let’s hope the wildness is contagious to the rest of the Giants’ pitchers

AND I LOVE THE BOOS FOR LINCECUM. WELL DONE, A’S FANS

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That's odd -- Lincecum was pitching off the stretch with the bases empty

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Graham,

I am sorry for not believing in you. I am also sorry for being so terrified that you were pitching
that I had the game on mute for a couple innings.
Love,
     MO

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Forget the question about our starter?

What in the world was Lincecum doing out there to start the inning? Have the Giants been paying any attention to his last starts—or even to this one?

And him pitching out of the stretch there—if you’re a Giant fan, that’s just a massive red flag.

by RLangford on Jun 17, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Coco needs to steal

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This is my motto when chasing skirt

Lie, cheat and steal? Whatever it takes to score

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's racist!

Because he’s black he needs to steal? You son of a bitch!

Oh, you mean steal second? To help us win? Oh. Well, NVM THEN!

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poop, Cliff. You're wearing the collar so far...

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He does have a key sacrifice

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matsui's truest test

Let’s see how massive that Melvin-factor is.

by RLangford on Jun 17, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Would that be Matsui's...stiffest test?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about #500 here

That way, he can have a pure three-true-outcome night.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way

Godfrey: 96 pitches in 7 IP
Lincecum: 113 in 6+

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jun 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That makes my brain hurt

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you steal on 3-0?

"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang

by King Richard on Jun 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0 CS? Ugh.

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Why send him on 3-0???

Oakland Athletics * St. Bonaventure Bonnies * Green Bay Packers * Buffalo Sabres * New York Knicks

by RyanFromBonas on Jun 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Because unlike most of our hitters

Matsui is up there to swing, not to walk.

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good, the bad, and the ugly.

this situation was ugly.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swing on 3-0?

Hmm.

Oakland Athletics * St. Bonaventure Bonnies * Green Bay Packers * Buffalo Sabres * New York Knicks

by RyanFromBonas on Jun 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

Only the very best hitters should swing 3-0, and only on a fastball right down the pipe.

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game theory suggests you should swing sometimes

You’ll walk more because the pitcher knows he can’t just groove it.

by Mattel on Jun 17, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, it looks like Mr Stewart is a pretty good throwing catcher

At least to 2B.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

How come our catcher(s) can't do that?

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Get thrown out attempting to steal second?

I assure you, they could!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got me there.

I do remember that Powell actually has a stolen base.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And tonight, Willingham scored on one and a throw into left field.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

sign

and he was walked

LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
~GreenNGoldSooner

by Cretgren on Jun 17, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn Coco

that was fucking dumb

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I think he green-lighted himself

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

NewBob should red-light him

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

That was fairly ridiculous

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't blame Coco there

He’s not really accustomed to walks and deep counts

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomorrow in Sactown?

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like DBart

but he needs to gain confidence in the minors. He’s had a tough number of breaks and it’s affected his confidence in a massive way.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just me

I was trying to type less letters. Let me start over… DALE

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will not allow it

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough crowd

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DJ must have signed a lease in Sacramento already.

Seems in a hurry to get back.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Willingham had to have been hurt or something

No way they’d take him out this early with his turn in the order coming up soon.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Barton in for defense

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't change my point

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, Barton is better at first

Jackson is better in LF. Seems to work.

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying wait an inning to do it so that Willingham can have one last AB

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a tough pitch....

Probably a good call though.

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It's getting more and more difficult to defend my boy

damn it Daric :(

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You've done a swell job defending him.

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

[looks at text message where she gets yelled at for him striking out]

siiiiigh. Thanks.

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about:

“He’s in for HIS defense”
“And that’s MY defense”
?

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that was a tough pitch

and his bat looked plenty quick on the previous foul.

And that ass, would you just look at his ass?

Put a bird on it

by Future Ed on Jun 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You always understood me Ed

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You tell 'em, dan. Write a letter!

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently I've missed a lot.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 5 runs

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

......maybe.

Nah sadly I’m not that cool. Just been sent home from work.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

As in "Hi, you're not meant to be here today. Erm, we could use you if you'd

like to stay though? does the cartoon trick where I’ve moved so fast that there’s just an outline of my shape…… Hello?"

So yeah, sent.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you chewing gum?

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't bring enough to share

Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!

by UrgentMirth on Jun 17, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rookie move

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

"sent?"

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb time to steal with a 3-0 count

I’m fine with the speed game even if it means a few extra outs, but come on — do it at smart times.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe after that idiocy, NewBob will turn the green light red?

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what Beane always preached

He wasn’t against stealing bases, he just wanted it to be done in the right situations.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely Agree.

"You can attract a hitter but you can't make him hit" -Lou Wolff

by Geronimo Berroa on Jun 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is Willingham injured?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

We're not sure

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn I hope not.

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubtful. Welcome to NL ball. we have the lead. CoJax did well, and has replaced Pork in LF. Barton replaces CoJax.

Willy has had a tender Achilles for a while, hopefully just precautionary and defense-oriented.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So was Karl Urban lucky or good?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He battled

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was better than Mychael Urban

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I keep seeing Karl Urban in the dugout.

Makes me want to watch Star Trek and/or LOTR and/or Red.

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't forget The Bourne Supremacy

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That movie needs more dialogue. And more steady camera shots.

When I saw it in the theater, we got there late so we had to sit in the front row. Couldn’t tell what was happening for half of the movie.

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's your own fault, and happens with every film when you sit at the front.

I love the camera work in that film.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you

I enjoyed all 3 of those movies

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not every film.

It’s not nearly as bad if it’s not an action movie. Also if the characters, you know, speak.
I like the first Bourne movie the best. The other ones are okay.

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 17, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate movies where the camera

zips all around real fast.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like they default to that style in every movie now

Seems to have started with Ronin, when you spend every chase scene saying, WTF IS GOING ON!!????!!?!?!?!!?

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it's successful.

The Dark Knight fight scenes were shot so tight you couldn’t see a damn thing and people said it was the best movie ever. So you have to think other directors will do it too.

by 4-6-3 on Jun 17, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy fix:

Step 1: hire a good Director of Photography
Step 2: listen to him

by 4-6-3 on Jun 17, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it's Nolan... It's all his way

He’s pretty successful at it, but lacks in clarity sometimes.

by cyke17 on Jun 17, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to see what's going on

Watch Sucker “slo-mo” Punch.

And Scott Pilgrim is an instant classic.

by Ciderbeck on Jun 17, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Pilgrim was very good

It was quite original, creatively shot and a lot of fun. Extra enjoyable for video game fans for all the old-school game references

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I love his appearances on the entertaining Doug Loves Movies podcast. Wright is a serious film nerd. You understand why pop culture references come naturally to him.

by Ciderbeck on Jun 17, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a great movie. Hollywood should take note.

It was the first movie to appreciate that video gaming is a shared background (experience) now and do it well. This will be critical going forward, as gamers (and ex-gamers) make up more of the population.

Hollywood ignored this, probably because tey generally see themselves as competing with videogames for entertainment spending.

by 4-6-3 on Jun 17, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Cloverfield made me sick. The home movie simulation was too good.

by Mattel on Jun 17, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cloverfield was good too.

But yeah I can see how that made some people sick.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

(go watch LotR in theaters on Tuesday)

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Pathfinder. Or Doom. Or one of those Bourne films.

And you say that like it’s a bad thing

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xena reruns?

Leslie: It's got a lot of heart.
April: That's what people always say when something sucks.
- Parks & Rec

by svetlanamonsoon on Jun 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karl Urban played Cupid, I think.

Or maybe Ares.

Leslie: It's got a lot of heart.
April: That's what people always say when something sucks.
- Parks & Rec

by svetlanamonsoon on Jun 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Cupid and one of the Caesars

You're remarkable in a funny way. Or funny in a remarkable way.

by goldfish on Jun 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cupid? They mostly used Greek names on that show.

Except for Hercules.

For example, Ares, not Mars.

by 4-6-3 on Jun 17, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely Cupid.

But I’m not sure that mythological accuracy was high on the writers’ priorities.

Leslie: It's got a lot of heart.
April: That's what people always say when something sucks.
- Parks & Rec

by svetlanamonsoon on Jun 17, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What sort of name is "Joxer"?

Sounds like hybrid underpants.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you've missed the boat.

You could have got a walk on part as an extra no problem.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could have been in Xena AND LotR.

What are you doing, man.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Balfour

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Grant!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Melvin wants a drink from the cooler?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

QOTM

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Jun 17, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

To break our hearts?

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This ump's strike zone is dumb

Helped us that time, but it’s so inconsistent

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It's the awesomeness of the human element

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humans are obsolete.

Can we get rid of them soon, please?

"I heard the reason Geren never played Powell was so he could have someone around to fetch him a cushion."- UrgentMirth

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wall-ee FTW

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Androoooooooooooooooid!

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Point proven yet again

YOUR STRIKE ZONE IS RIDICULOUS

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he seems to want the game to get over quickly.

As long as you don’t bounce it, he’ll call it a strike.

by 4-6-3 on Jun 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got dinner reservations

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Balfour.

Gonna need to wash out that mouth with some soap, young man.

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

They'll expand their vocabulary

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahaa

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are other swears we don't know about?

do I have to bust out my radio birdman records?

Put a bird on it

by Future Ed on Jun 17, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here we go

A

A Balls Up — Mistake
Aeroplane — airplane
Afternoon tea — a short break from work in afternoon
Agro — aggressive/aggression
Aotearoa — Maori name for New Zealand
Arse — Ass
Arvo — Afternoon
Aussie — Australian

B

Basin — bathroom sink
Bassinet — baby cradle
Bach — small holiday house, usually at the beach
Backblocks, Back of Beyond — Inland Country
Barbie — Bar-B-Que
Barney — Argument
Bathroom — room containing a bath/shower, not a euphemism for toilet
Battler, as in Aussie Battler — someone who battles on copes
Bench — kitchen counter
Berm — grass strip at side of road
Biscuit — cookie
Blimey, also Gorblimey — exclaimation of surprise or approval
Bloke — man
Blood Oath — in agreement
 Blotto — Drunk
Bludge — impose on someone; to take advantage of them
A Blue — Name for a red head Australian
Bog — toilet
Bonk — sexual intercourse
Bonzer — Excellent
Bonnet — car hood
Boot — car trunk
Bot — A Germ as in I’ve got the Bot — The Flu
Boxing day — a public holiday on December 26th
Box of Birds — In good health
Bum — butt
Bush — forest or scrub wilderness
Bush shirt — kind of woollen outdoors shirt

C

Candyfloss — cotton candy
Capping university — graduation ceremony
Caravan — small towed mobile home
Carton — box
Cheeky — humorously impertinent
Chemist — pharmacy/drugstore
Chilly bin — portable insulated cooler box
Chips — french fries
Chippy — carpenter
Chook — slang for chicken
Cinema — movie theatre
Circular — mailbox flier
Cobber — Friend
College — high school, not university
Commentator — announcer
Cordial — generic sweet colored drink
Cornflour — cornstarch
Cot — child’s crib
Courgette — zucchini
Crackers — crazy
Crayfish — edible lobster-like saltwater crustacean
Creche — daycare center
Creek — stream
 Crescent — Wrench (NZ term)
Crook — sick
Cuppa — Cup of Tea

D

Dag — humorous person
Dairy — small shop that sells dairy products and other incidentals
Dead Ringer — Strikingly Similar
Dear — expensive
Dinner suit — tuxedo
Dodgems — bumper cars
Docking — castrating lambs
Dole — unemployment benefit
Doughnut — kind of cake filled with cream and jam, not an American donut
Draughts — checkers – the board game
Duster — blackboard eraser
Dummy — baby pacifier
Dunny — toilet
Duvet — comforter on bed
Dux — academically top student in final year high school class

E

Earth — electrical ground
Entree — appetizer, not main course
Electorate — local voting district
Exercise book — school workbook

F

Fair Dinkum — Honest!
Fair Go! — Be reasonable!
Felt-tip pen — marker pen
Filled roll — sub sandwich
Film — movie
Fizzy drink — soda pop, i.e., carbonated softdrink
Flannel — washcloth
Flat — apartment
Flat out — full speed
Flat stick — full speed
Flatmate — someone you share a flat with
Flog — steal
Floor it — accelerate fast
Footpath — sidewalk
Form 1 – Form 7 — grades at intermediate and secondary school
Fortnight — two weeks
Freezing works — meat processing factory
Frock — dress

G

 Gallops kind of horse racing
 Gidday hello
 Give it heaps try hard
 Glovebox car glove compartment
 Godzone New Zealand
 Good nick good condition
 Grotty run-down/worn-out/dirty
 Ground floor first floor
 Gumboots rubber boots

H

 Handbag purse
 Hangi Maori underground cooking pit
 Hard case wicked personality
 Headmaster/Headmistress school principal
 Health camp vacation camp for underprivileged children
 Health stamp postage stamp supporting health camps
 Heaps lots, as in “give it heaps”
 Hire rent
 Hockey field hockey, not ice hockey
 Hokey-pokey an ice-cream flavor
 Holiday vacation
 Hoon lout
 Hooray goodbye
 Hotdog corndog
 Hot water cupboard linen closet containing hot water heater
 Hot water cylinder household hot water heater

I

 Ice block popsicle Intermediate school junior-high school

J

 Jandals flip-flops, i.e., kind of rubber footwear
 Janola bleach
 Jelly jello
 Jellymeat canned pet food
 Jersey sweater
 Judderbar speed bump
 Jug kettle
 Jumper sweater

K

 Kai Food
 Kindy kindergarten
 Kip sleep
 Kiwi New Zealander or flightless bird native to New Zealand, never a contraction of kiwifruit
 Knackered exhausted
 Knickers underwear/panties
 Kumara sweet potato

L

 Ladybird ladybug
 Lavatory toilet
 Lay by lay away
 Lemon squash lemonade
 Lemonade clear, lemon-flavored softdrink, e.g., 7-Up or Sprite
 Lift elevator
 Local rag local newspaper
 Lolly sweet
 Long drop outdoor toilet built over a hole in the ground Loo toilet
 Lounge living room
 Lounge suite sofa

M

 Maori indigenous people of New Zealand
 Marrow overgrown zucchini
 Mate friend
 Metal road gravel road
 Milo hot chocolate drink
 Mince ground beef
 Morning tea a short break from work in the morning
 Mozzie Mosquito
 Motorway freeway
 Mountain oysters testicles from castrated lambs
 Mr. Whippy van that sells ice-cream cones
 Mum Mom

N

 Nana grandmother
 Nappy diaper
 Netball basketball-like sport played by women
 Nick steal
 No Flies on me I’m not gullible
 Note monetary bill
 Nought zero

O

 O.E. Overseas Experience – a prolonged period traveling/working/vacationing overseas
 Oz Australia

P

 Paddock field
 Pakeha person of European descent; also means long pork
 Pamphlet brochure
 Panelbeater automobile body shop
 Paper class at university
 Paua abalone
 Pawpaw papaya
 Pavlova kind of dessert
 Petrol gasoline
 Petrol station gas station
 Pictures movies
 Pikelet small pancake
 Pinch steal
 Pissed drunk
 Pissed off annoyed
 Pissing down raining hard
 Plaster bandaid
 Plonk cheap wine
 Plonked drunk
 Pom Englishman
 Post a letter mail a letter
 Pozzie A Place, position
 Pram baby carriage
 Primary school elementary school
 Primmer 1 – Primmer 4 grades at primary school
 Propelling pencil mechanical pencil
 Pub bar
 Pudding the dessert course of a meal
 Pull your finger out Hurry Up!
 Pupil student
 Purse woman’s wallet
 Pushchair baby stroller

Q

 Queue line of people

R

 Randy horny
 Rat-bag contemptible person
 Rellies relatives
 Rice bubbles rice krispies
 Ring call on the telephone
 Roadworks road repairs
 Rock melon cantalope
 Root Sexual Intercourse
 Ropeable Angry
 Roundabout circular traffic intersection
 Rubber eraser – the misunderstandings that can arise are famous
 Rubbish garbage
 Rubbish tin garbage can
 Rucksack backpack

S

 Sammies sandwiches
 Sandshoes canvas sneakers
 Scrogum trail mix
 Scungy run-down/worn-out/dirty
 Secondary school high school
 Section plot of land
 Serviette table napkin
 Shanks’ pony walking
 Sheila woman
 Shicker Drunk
 Shift move house
 Shifter — Wrench (OZ term)
 Shorts movie trailers
 Silverbeet Swiss chard
 Singlet sleeveless undershirt
 Sit an exam take an exam
 Skivvy kind of shirt
 Slikkapad thing that you freeze and put inside a chilly bin
 Smoko a short break from work, e.g., 5-15 minutes
 Snags Sausages
 Solicitor lawyer
 Spanner wrench
 Standard 1 – Standard 4 grades at primary school
 State house rental house owned by the government
 Stuffed exhausted
 Sussed understood
 Sulky South Island version of pram/pushchair
 Supper late evening meal/snack
 Sweet As Everythings OK
 Swimming togs swimming suit
 Swot study

T

 Ta thank you
 Takeaways take-out food
 Tata goodbye
 Taxi cab
 Tartan plaid
 Tea dinner
 Teatime dinner time
 Telly TV
 Terraces bleachers
 Tertiary education education above secondary school, e.g., university
 The States the U.S.A.
 Tiki Maori figurine
 Tin can, e.g., tinned food
 Tin Arse or Tinny Lucky
 Tinny Can of Beer
 Tinfoil aluminum foil
 Tip garbage dump
 Toe Rag A Jerk or Looser
 Togs see “swimming togs”
 Toilet room containing a toilet
 Toll call long distance phone call
 Tomato sauce ketchup/catsup
 Torch flashlight
 Towbar trailer hitch
 Tracksuit sweatshirt and sweatpants
 Tramping hiking
 Trots kind of horse racing
 Trousers pants
 Tucker food
 Turps, On the Drinking
 Twink white-out

U

V

 Varsity abbreviation for university
 Verge grass strip at side of road

W

 Walkshorts dressy shorts for men’s business attire … believe it or not!
 Wank masturbate
 Wanker jerk
 Watersider stevedore
 Wharfie stevedore
 Wool yarn
 Wops rural areas

X

Y

 Yank-tank large american automobile

Z

 Zed the last letter of the alphabet
 Ziff A Beard Australia

by Trainman on Jun 17, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

this

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject line works for text, too.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

check this...

http://pastebin.com/CCQXzavw

LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
~GreenNGoldSooner

by Cretgren on Jun 17, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don't learn swearing at the ballpark where are you gonna learn it

Not that I’m advocating the behavior, but I can remember as a young kid looking forward to hearing the loudmouths at the park saying bad words in public.

by Ciderbeck on Jun 17, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness, if there were more people at the park you wouldn't be able to hear him.

I had a primary school teacher scold us in football practice (somehow she was in charge of the school team) for communicating with each other. She said “You don’t hear the professionals shouting instructions to each other!”

(disclaimer: Yes they do shout instructions to each other, you just generally can’t hear it because football crowds are pretty LOUD)

She was, clearly, dangerously under qualified.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fosse on Balfour

“He’s beautiful.”

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet Kuiper had no answer to that

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Balfour is like watching Russell Crowe or Mel Gibson!

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Balfour. Dude is funny.

"You can attract a hitter but you can't make him hit" -Lou Wolff

by Geronimo Berroa on Jun 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Sandoval clubs himself in the head?

Concussion, anyone?

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn't need one. Pretty dumb already.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yay Grant!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

You're remarkable in a funny way. Or funny in a remarkable way.

by goldfish on Jun 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Balfour fired up!!!!

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Jun 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He only exists in the fired up state!

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, BBG!

I think this team is gonna turn it around!!

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angry Aussie ftw

''I am her night in baseball armor'' - Jose Canseco on Lady Gaga

by bjge_42 on Jun 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

can we PLEASE ADD ON

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

.
Paul Gutierrez
“I could say no, but I’d be lying. I feel like (crud) not hitting home runs.”-Barton, when I asked him if his HR-less streak bothered him

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jun 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Daric

Who’s Paul Gutierrez?

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst of them all

Can’t stand him

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor baby :(

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

KK's said on the radio that he's actually talked to Moscoso about it

and apparently its his (Moscoso’s) preferred pronunciation (as opposed to Gee-yair-mo)

by texA's on Jun 17, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conor could be a much more useful player

If he could hit more than 1 HR every 3 months

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Conor!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah ConorJackson.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

yay

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

hit #6?

Wow. I guess I wasn’t counting. That’s a lot of runs for 6 hits. Thanks for the BBs, Freak.

by 4-6-3 on Jun 17, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SAINT CONORJACKSON

Now deliver us, De-Jesus! As in deliver us some runs!

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Justin Upton highlight

Remember a few years ago when everyone thought the Diamondbacks were just brimming with future offensive superstars? What the hell happened to all those talented kids….

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Also Carlos

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carter could be good

He sort of counts

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't really count him and Quentin both

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ocho Cinco?

Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."

www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.

I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009

www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.

Mike Ashley, I dont get you...

www.cominghomenewcastle.com - More masochism, but less hopes trashed.

by SeanCrosby87 on Jun 17, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong continent?

Chad, that is.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of Ocococo.

a river in south america?

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

How old is Ghee-YEHR-Mo at this point?

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. That's always true, that.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me chuckle

Smartass

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good move starting the Jesus

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Sizemoar, give me insurance run por favor

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK YOU!

I LUFS DA SIZEMOAR

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIZEMORE!

Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!

by UrgentMirth on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SIZEMOAR!

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Scott!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sizemore is awesome.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat you to it!

''I am her night in baseball armor'' - Jose Canseco on Lady Gaga

by bjge_42 on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sizemore is awesome

''I am her night in baseball armor'' - Jose Canseco on Lady Gaga

by bjge_42 on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Sizemore awesome?

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIZEMOAR is awesome

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo!

You're remarkable in a funny way. Or funny in a remarkable way.

by goldfish on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sizemore Matters!

Leslie: It's got a lot of heart.
April: That's what people always say when something sucks.
- Parks & Rec

by svetlanamonsoon on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yesssss insurance runs!

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

3B of the future!!

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR Sizemore PLZ!!!!

To .500 and (no more than two games) beyond!!!

by weenmAN on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SIZEMORE!!!!!

YEAH BABY!!!!

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

In-FUCKING-surance, BABY!!!!

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I am so fucking amped

about the addition of Sizemore and Weeks. It’s like a new team.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

They're the two best players on the team

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's crazy and makes you wonder

who else might make us better…

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who wouldn't make us better?

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just you and I

Oh…that’s a song too.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No love for the HAMMAH?

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, that makes him palindromic!

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and visually symmetrical, too!

[swoons]

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he did steal 3B

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

moar cats please.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 17, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I DO wonder what Weeks and Sizemore talk about after the game.

“These guys suck”

“Yeah”

“I’m taking one of their jobs”

“Yeah”

“What’s Carter doing tonight?”

“Yeah”

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 17, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you implying one of them sucks at conversation?

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

I heard and saw everything they had to say tonight.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Yeah."

“Yeah.”

That’s basically a song these days.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

nearly a band name.

by AV on Jun 17, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

To recap

We scored early, scored more after the other team came back, and then scored EVEN MORE just to leave some breathing room for the closer?

Who locked all the A’s in a closet and let these other guys play for us tonight?

by Ciderbeck on Jun 17, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to leave in about 10 minutes.

We need to win fast.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He's waiting for the movie

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Jun 17, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO, but he did down in AAA.

Closer not-god pitches in MLB?

Plus, he gets wood on the ones he doesn’t get around on

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, uhhh, I'm fine with that.(!!!!)

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he battled and got a double

Kid continues to look good. Two throw-outs not withstanding

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Who cares on the throw-out.

Aggression is good in baseball.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheirholts is really good

but I think its OK in this situation

Put a bird on it

by Future Ed on Jun 17, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!

LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
~GreenNGoldSooner

by Cretgren on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

and weeks :(

LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
~GreenNGoldSooner

by Cretgren on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

fastest mood swing ever

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still love him.

LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
~GreenNGoldSooner

by Cretgren on Jun 17, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Jemile!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

and no

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yaaa--aw

Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!

by UrgentMirth on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What a hell of an bat!

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

that pitch inside yea?

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Jun 17, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god Weeks. I will take that run, but... lol.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not dissapointed...

It was a good throw, and I love that he’s trying… he’s making a difference on this squad…

Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."

www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.

I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009

www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.

Mike Ashley, I dont get you...

www.cominghomenewcastle.com - More masochism, but less hopes trashed.

by SeanCrosby87 on Jun 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was an amazing at-bat.

I swear, he had better stay at second.

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Jun 17, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think he knows how to stay anywhere

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a Forrest Gump-esque sign

STOP JEMILE!

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a 3B coach....

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heartily approve

Sounds like a fantastic idea, someone get on it post-haste!!!

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially not in Sac.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 17, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the hitting

But Weeks is out of control on the basepaths

No reason to try for third on that play.

by Mattel on Jun 17, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Up three-runs

it’s fun out-of-control.

Not up three, it’s just out-of control.

by RLangford on Jun 17, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally worth it to get thrown out at 3B

Look at the A’s dugout after he was thrown out — there’s life again. I love speed.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Speed with smarts is even better

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rickey would have gone...

Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."

www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.

I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009

www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.

Mike Ashley, I dont get you...

www.cominghomenewcastle.com - More masochism, but less hopes trashed.

by SeanCrosby87 on Jun 17, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree... They're crazy pumped

They might have been if he was on second as well though… Maybe the aggressiveness will rub off

by cyke17 on Jun 17, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen, brother Nico

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the life has been there ALL game actually.

this team just looks inspired. the results are fun.

by pac4eva5 on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

not mad at weeks trying to go for 3

with a 3 run lead and two outs, why not try and stretch it and maybe have a bad throw.

by Jeezy S on Jun 17, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

if your trailing, ya.

but with a 3 run lead theres no shame in trying.

by Jeezy S on Jun 17, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right! BIG difference, depending on the score.

doesn’t matter vs. fatal error.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It matters

Admittedly, not that much. But good teams grind out every advantage. Extra 2% and all that.

by Mattel on Jun 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but with 2 out it's not worth the risk

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a 3-run lead?

Party pooper.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need that energy on this team.

Wasn’t the worst time in the world to try.

by jdub69 on Jun 17, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's exactly it

Even getting thrown out he had the dugout on its feet watching to see “can he get his 4th triple already?” Electric, on a team that was comatose a week ago.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

mediocre teams become good teams this way.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 17, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or at least better teams

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Mark Ellis must know by now he’s pretty much done. Send Barton down though and let Ellis stay on bench and mentor Weeks

by Trainman on Jun 17, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I hate saying it but Rajai had the same effect, at times, but didn’t have the skill set. Weeks does!

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I still think trading him was a mistake.

It’s no small skill to be able to single-handedly infuse energy (not to mention single-handedly create a “Rajai run”) into a game.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except now we have Sizemore.

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Jun 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

SizeMOAR

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are as many ways to acquire a Sizemore

as there are to skin a cat. And I should know, as I’ve skinned four cats four different ways just today.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, and one of them includes trading Rajai

who would not have a position on this team right now. He’d be like the 6th outfielder.

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Jun 17, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish it had happened more, but he still did a lot with getting on base as little as he did

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rickey would have done the same...

Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."

www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.

I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009

www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.

Mike Ashley, I dont get you...

www.cominghomenewcastle.com - More masochism, but less hopes trashed.

by SeanCrosby87 on Jun 17, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Weeks

But a double would have been fine.

Then again, if he doesn’t go for third, we don’t get to see the slide into the 3rd base coaching box.

by RLangford on Jun 17, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I concur
Mrs_McCarthy32
Can we get a chin strap for Weeks?

by Copenhagen on Jun 17, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hee

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, I like it like that

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone notice, he's becoming a tough out...

… he had a few first pitch outs early on, but he’s hanging in hard even on at bats when he does eventually get out.

by Shed on Jun 17, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He might be really legit.

LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
~GreenNGoldSooner

by Cretgren on Jun 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's ben a tough out all year

amazing watching this guy come up and look like the same player i’ve been watching in Sac all year

by sactownbull on Jun 17, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Mrs. McCarthy
Can we get a chin strap for Weeks?

by darbster on Jun 17, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Andrew!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Sizemore-Weeks

Have made a big difference it’s pretty safe to say.

by RLangford on Jun 17, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to go now.

Hurry up and win, Bailey.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay! Winz!

bye all

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pensive Timmy is pensive

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

More from Brandon's better half
Mrs_McCarthy32
$10,035 raised in basket sales, you guys are amazing!! Thank you for supporting us and the JWF!! Go A’s!

by Copenhagen on Jun 17, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

JWF= Josh Willingham Fund, right?

LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
~GreenNGoldSooner

by Cretgren on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jokin' With Fosse

Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!

by UrgentMirth on Jun 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

{laptop falls on floor}

To .500 and (no more than two games) beyond!!!

by weenmAN on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Pick it up, then back on your feet!

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo-hoo

Happy A’s fans in the stands! Suck it SF!

by Ciderbeck on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

VICTORY

Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!

by UrgentMirth on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay! A win.

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SUCK IT GIANTS!!!!!!

LIfe may not be a bowl of cherries.
But I’m currently eating a bowl of cherries, and it’s pretty f**kin’ awesome.
~GreenNGoldSooner

by Cretgren on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Celebration!

You're remarkable in a funny way. Or funny in a remarkable way.

by goldfish on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!!!

Leslie: It's got a lot of heart.
April: That's what people always say when something sucks.
- Parks & Rec

by svetlanamonsoon on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA GNATS

You’re on a losing streak.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Victory!

Behold the power of the GOLD.

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 17, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The most appropriate line I can think of is..

Startin’ to come together, Pepper!

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

These gold jerseys are fucking magical!!!!

"You can attract a hitter but you can't make him hit" -Lou Wolff

by Geronimo Berroa on Jun 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

VICTORY!!

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun dun

WOOHOO!

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

One down. Two to go.

Thanks A’s for performing well in front of a packed house! Love it.

by jdub69 on Jun 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Thhheeee Aaaaaa'ssss WIN!!!!

To .500 and (no more than two games) beyond!!!

by weenmAN on Jun 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ew

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 17, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry... couldn't help it!

To .500 and (no more than two games) beyond!!!

by weenmAN on Jun 17, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good win tonight

I know it’s early but Im really liking Melvin

by sactownbull on Jun 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

dare i say it?

i’m feeling optimistic. there i said it.

by texA's on Jun 17, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Billy likes me more than you.

by The Ghost of Bob Geren on Jun 17, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got his weakenesses, sure.

But he has his strengths. Old Bad Bob did NOT have strengths. None.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can BITE ME, too, Bobby

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft

Can’t be that thick.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jun 17, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat chance, buddy.

And I DO mean fat.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like him

I love him.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he bunts way too much,

and tends to leave his starting pitcher in too long. I love him too.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

but yes.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah

Weeks is all kinds of excited in the post-game celebration.

by Ciderbeck on Jun 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THE GIANTS

"Once you go Bed....everything else is dead." - Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Jun 17, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm tempted to buy a Gold Alt jersey.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!

by UrgentMirth on Jun 17, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did and it's beautiful

may put “WEEKS” on the back of it within the next few days

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Btw, I hate the American journalist's way of asking questions.

“Tell us about/talk about”. Ugh.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fosse is a journalist?

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Costas he is not.

An announcer is a host (like an emcee), a sports reporter is a journalist.

An announcer is not there to “get the truth/dirt”, he’s there to make the game (product) more enjoyable.

by 4-6-3 on Jun 17, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Costas also thinks that HE'S a journalist

I’d say he’s more of a sports commentator at this point.

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever interviewed an athlete?

These types of questions are necessary, I think, because it’s hard to get athletes to elaborate and talk at length

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than I care to mention.

You’re meant to ask open questions.

I mean, I’m not saying that method doesn’t work – it’s really just the way they phrase it that bugs me.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT TRUE!

Interviewing is a skill and most people can be drawn out.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is.

It’s also much easier when there isn’t a camera there, but obviously that’s the business.

I used to start preparing my questions way before the game had finished so I knew, roughly, where I was going with the interview. Once it started though you just went with the flow.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I interviewed Cahill, my notes fit on a small post-it

You have to listen.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's something I need to get a little better at when I interview

I have a bunch of questions pre-written and don’t deviate from them very much unless something sticks out to me as it’s going on.

But, I do interviews very rarely and they aren’t the typical ones.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jun 17, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's what I tried to do for the first year of my course.

Y’know, until the senior lecturer took me behind the woodshed and beat me for it. =P

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, but you just broke a big rule taught in J-school

“Never write out questions!”

Now for the record, I do the same thing as you. I think many journalism rules were made to be broken, but you gotta understand WHY they’re rules first. Then break them at will!

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prepped the questions.

i.e. I probably had the lead question formed in my head and I had bullet points of where I wanted the interview to go/what points I need to cover. But most of the time you just listen to their answers and go from there.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I do: I jot down "categories" so I don't forget to cover topics.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is what we were taught to do.

As long as you can glance at the sheet to make sure you’re covering everything, that’s all you need.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never took journalism or anything like that and haven't really interviewed people regularly...

…so though I can see how that would be useful, I’m not comfortable enough in remembering the things I want to ask to just go off of something like that.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jun 17, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's nothing wrong with that

Because there is nothing worse than leaving an interview and realizing you forgot to ask about something. Like I said, J-School rules are only guidelines. Truth is, everyone has their little nuances when it comes to how they do interviews or write stories. As long as the end result is good, who cares how you got there

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, and keep in mind like I said, the interviews I've done have been quite different than standard < 5 minute stuff

The last three have been in the neighborhood of 20 minutes, 30 minutes and 45 minutes. Really in-depth stuff.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jun 17, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm an anthropologist and other anthropologists always like to share techniques for getting good interviews

One of them is to just look at the person like you expect them to keep talking. Some people won’t stop until you nod approvingly.

by DDroney on Jun 17, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's a fun one, and it works - although it can be difficult to do on tv.

It’s a very tough medium.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely disagree

Some people are extremely difficult to draw out, near impossible, especially with limited time.

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this.

It can get REALLY awkward when the person you interview says yes/no and then you have to stand there and come up with a new question instead of elaborate on what they said

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Open. Ended. Questions.

Don’t they teach you anything on your course?!

If you ask them a question they can just say “Yes” or “No” to then you’re not doing your job.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can ask open ended questions and still get crappy, short answers

I feel the “Talk about…” type questions are sometimes necessary.

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people are also just much better interviews than others

You could set up a question, such as me asking Bobby Cramer about coming back home to Anaheim to make a start at the end of last season, and instead of him going into detail about that day, going to the ballpark and so on, he could have just said, “Oh man, it was just a special day since I grew up there” and all that. Instead, he told a story or two that really fleshed the day out.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jun 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given the experience I've had so far, sometimes I fall into the trap of saying too much to ask a question but there may be a little setup involved

Especially since it’s not a typical postgame interview where you just talk about what happened.

At the least, the last three interviews I’ve conducted, I got great results out of asking things the way I did. I do avoid giving them a typical yes/no question, but that means you have to set something up at times to go “Tell me about this.”

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jun 17, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smartest comment by Fosse in 2011

“They should wear the gold alts tomorrow”

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I DO NOT ADVOCATE THIS THEFT

HOWEVER, I may perhaps pay good money for some of these stolen uniforms….

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

"He's such a fucking homer"

Honestly, I don’t mind it.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Bob.

It’s exactly what everyone said It was Geren killing the team’s spirit and soul.

It took BB a bit too long (like 3 fucking YEARS) to see it, but the week it took him to line up bob Melvin once he made the decision was worth it!

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wins and losses aside

you can tell the players love to play the game right now.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this.

its great to see the shots of the a’s dugout and see them involved and excited about the game. a week ago, they all looked like their dog died.

by Jeezy S on Jun 17, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh, RIGHT, Bob.

Like, Not.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I know that it feels completely different when I’m excited to go to work everyday vs. resent it.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha, Bailey on Balfour

“He’s definitely from Australia. I’ll tell you that.”

by DDroney on Jun 17, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I 2ND THIS.

70’S MOJO FTW.

Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."

www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.

I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009

www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.

Mike Ashley, I dont get you...

www.cominghomenewcastle.com - More masochism, but less hopes trashed.

by SeanCrosby87 on Jun 17, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES! WOOO!

Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."

www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.

I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009

www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.

Mike Ashley, I dont get you...

www.cominghomenewcastle.com - More masochism, but less hopes trashed.

by SeanCrosby87 on Jun 17, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Long Live Weeks!

A Kouzmanoff for the rest of us!

by OptimistPrime on Jun 17, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Got here just in time for the win.

Let’s Go A’s.

‘K. That’s all. Night night.

Don't you realise you'll find next monday or next Tuesday/Your golden shoes day

by PDXAthleticsfan on Jun 17, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I love weeks

but I’d love to see him get a day off soon. I want to play with our new shiny toy for the whole second half.

by sourstuff on Jun 17, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

man what a great game

starting to like this team more and more

by nateinberkeley on Jun 17, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bob Melvin is making me love him

So much better than Bozo. So. Damn. MUCH.

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

IKR?

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1000

To .500 and (no more than two games) beyond!!!

by weenmAN on Jun 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's something muppety about Melvin.

Not that that’s a bad thing…

Leslie: It's got a lot of heart.
April: That's what people always say when something sucks.
- Parks & Rec

by svetlanamonsoon on Jun 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It's part of his awesome.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

His long face, sharp nose, and the stright line of his mouth

Draw in a unibrow, and you have Burt.

Leslie: It's got a lot of heart.
April: That's what people always say when something sucks.
- Parks & Rec

by svetlanamonsoon on Jun 17, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Burt had a round nose, didn't he?

So maybe Guy Smiley.

Leslie: It's got a lot of heart.
April: That's what people always say when something sucks.
- Parks & Rec

by svetlanamonsoon on Jun 17, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raise his voice a few octaves and there's some Kermit.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Macha?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The double? Looked like a double and a run scored to me!"

<3

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 17, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. That was awesome funny!

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHILE SAVING A DROWNING PUPPY!!!!

I’m totally serious!!! It was awesome.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit!

What a difference 3 days makes :-)

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

72 little hours.

by AV on Jun 17, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice win. good job everybody!

by AV on Jun 17, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

AT SFO!!!!

With the A’s jersey on, only fool cheering on the A’s, great to see the win. Let’s go OAK-LAND!!!!!

by BillyGeren on Jun 17, 2011 10:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Are you waiting for a United flight?

If so, I’m so sorry.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a great freakin' win.

Can we please restart the season?

Jim McLennan is right!

by Coach Cleats on Jun 17, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

suddenly un-snakebit!

by AV on Jun 17, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. A mulligan on the 10-game losing streak would do wonders.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We lost

10 game in a ROW?? Fuck!

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you TiVoed the first half of June.

Don’t bother watching.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Jun 17, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So's my latest trip to the urinal.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still hate hearing Word Champion Giants, but it sounds so much better when preceded by the words Tonight beating the …

by Ciderbeck on Jun 17, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got home in time to see the ninth

Is this a brand new team or what?

I was dreading checking in tonight and then saw the score, off Lincecum start no less!

I have a NewBob crush!

by brian.only on Jun 17, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR!

Between Sizemore, Weeks, and NuMatsui I feel kinda excited!
We’re only 6 out?!?!

by brian.only on Jun 17, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shooty Babbit's hat is kinda pimpin, I gotta admit

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Shooty Stylin'!

Always.

Guy’s gotta wardrobe.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shooty says Ellis will play 2nd when he returns

No way should that happen.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be horrible.

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Jun 17, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, what a message: Play incredibly well for a team

that had no one playing well when you arrived, go back down.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not just that, but

“hey we’re going to replace you with one of the worst hitters in baseball this year. Sorry kid”

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Jun 17, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

and stupid

If they fuck with this winning streak it will be unforgiveable.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants might have noticed tonight that Bill Hall has no idea how to play 2B.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK. I'll take one for the team.

I will allow the Gnats to have Ellis finish out his great carer in Pumpkin colors, just let me keep my Weeks, please!

but, honestly, I’d much rather someone else wants him.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, at least if he's on the Giants we can see him.

That’s something. He’s beautiful to watch at 2B.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Weeks regresses significantly

I don’t think you send him back. If he continues playing well, then he should get to stay.

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He shouldn't just stay with Oakland

he should start and the competition is non-existent with apologies to the unicorn.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This...

…. there’s no point keeping him up and playing him piece meal.

by Shed on Jun 17, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they play Ellis over Weeks

it will show the stupidity of this organization.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Though, lately, they have shown NON-stupidity. They DID bring up Sizemore and Weeks. They DID shit-can Kouz and Bobo. They DID find a worthy manager-replacement for Bobo. They DO keep coming up with fairly effective replacements after losing 3/5ths of their starters.

With having done all the (to us, the geniuses at AN) obvious moves, why would they suddenly turn around and fuck us over about Weeks? If Weeks was hitting like Sizemore (which is great, but not as awesome as Weeks is hitting), if they sent him down or sat him, I’d be pissed, but sure, SSS, and all that shit. But Weeks is hitting like a fucking all-star, running like a bat-shit crazy roadrunner, and fielding as well as the Uni-fucking-corn. HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY SEND HIM DOWN OR SIT HIM?

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now

he deserves to represent us in the All-Star game. No one else does.

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gio has that locked up (by default)

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by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know but you could make a case for Weeks

if he continues to play this way.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah except Robinson Cano and Poopdroia are gonna get in.

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by mikev on Jun 17, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said

“if he continues to play this way…”

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No but will Cano?

My idea of Christmas = Bob Geren fired.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 17, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much more likely

Cano is riding a 293 Babip which is below his career average (320).

Weeks is at 355 which is not sustainable even if he was the second coming of Tim Raines (312 career BABIP)

by Mattel on Jun 17, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but the ASG is coming up soon.

It’d be different if they selected guys at the end of the season.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is what it is

Flukey first half performances are overvalued.

Hopefully, next year

by Mattel on Jun 17, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome for Gio

I hope he gets it

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus he is so clearly a spark of electricity on the team,

which Sizemore isn’t. It’s just another reason you can’t jettison him — he is making everyone around him better.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

As sloppy as that first stolen base was-

His bravado had me out of my seat, most life I’ve seen since Dallas has been gone.

by brian.only on Jun 17, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously he is the future

But they should just release Ellis????

by Mattel on Jun 17, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Highly unlikely they would go that route.

They’ll deal him somewhere with his consent for peanuts before straight up releasing him.

by Copenhagen on Jun 17, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

He needs to be traded so the A’s don’t have to eat his salary. He might have to play some games to make that happen.

by Mattel on Jun 17, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

some?

How few, please?

Oddly enough, we are still actually in this race, albeit a long long shot.

Let’s se, can we get by witha guy hitting sub-.220, so we can “showcase” him? Or whould we continue to play the guy who fields swell, hits .376 and is dynamite (if out of control) on the bases?

even ONE game is too many, IMO.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no issue with Sizemore. Sizemore doen't have a guy about to come back from the DL who has been more or less the face of the A's for 10 years.

Their situations are not comparable. Sizemore’s not going ANYWHERE. The question is what happens to Weeks when Ellis is ready to come back.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good win. Now I can drive my ass from Sacramento to San Jose.

Peace out, homies! I’ll be watching from the ballpark tomorrow!

Leslie: It's got a lot of heart.
April: That's what people always say when something sucks.
- Parks & Rec

by svetlanamonsoon on Jun 17, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Psst

They’re still playing in Oakland.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jun 17, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be at the game tomorrow as well!

Go A’s!

To .500 and (no more than two games) beyond!!!

by weenmAN on Jun 17, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

.
David Feldman
34th RD Draft Pick Graham Godfrey is the highest Drafted starting pitcher to defeat 1st Rd pick (10th overall) Tim Lincecum.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jun 17, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Must really mean "lowest drafted," right?

As in “highest number” = “lowest pick”.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

For CTers who have been hearing

about my ongoing fight with the cockroach living in my apartment (aka The Creature):

It is dead. Our (my) long national (personal) nightmare is over.

It was getting a little too adventurous tonight. First sighting: hall closet, 6th inning. Second sighting: living room, 9th inning. Third sighting: kitchen, postgame.

Then it went after my coffeemaker. Oh heck no. [shoes SMASH]

The Creature is no more. Peace and roach-free living in our time.

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 17, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations.

You fought a tough battle.

If you'll excuse me, all of you, I'm going to go tearily spill my heart out to my only friend, the water heater. --danmerqury

by MissOakland on Jun 17, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Battle? Sounds like murder to me.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

Well, except replace “murder” with “lunch”.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You obviously have never dealt with a roach.

Also, IT WAS ON MY COFFEEMAKER. That’s just crossing a line.

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 17, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't drink coffee.

And no I’ve never had to deal with a roach.

I have had to deal with mice though.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The shitty thing about roaches is if you see one, there are a bunch more you can't see.

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by mikev on Jun 17, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as

they stay the hell away from me, I don’t really care.
And pest control was here the other day, so that makes me feel slightly better (even if they didn’t do much).

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 17, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mice would be tough.

Because they can be kinda cute, and they’re actual animals, while roaches embody all that is evil in the world and therefore I have no problem with smashing them.

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 17, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was cute (I assume it was a he).

Kind of became the house mascot.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

When I was 19 (no, don’t ask me when that was, it was in the late middle of the last century, in those days when some people wore flowers in their hair), I kept finding cockroaches trying to find a way down my throat as I was drinking my coffee.

Gack!

Anyway, it finally occurred to me to check the coffee itself- yep, they had set up home in the coffee can, despite it’s tight-fitting plastic lid. Having survived near-boiling in the percolation process, they had been deposited in my cup and, still alive, tried to make it into my nether regions. I have much respect for the humble and reviled roach.

"Feel so bad, feel like a ballgame on a rainy day"-Lightnin' Hopkins

by justANotherAsFan on Jun 17, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a challenge,

and the roach was a worthy foe. But patience, and a tennis shoe, proved victorious in the end.

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 17, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You killed the Hawaiian State Bird?

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Jun 17, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Godfrey’s resemblance to Karl Urban is REMARKABLE

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well there was this one night, in this dirty Hollywood dive bar....

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, silly.

“Fear the 3 o’clock sort-of-shadow.”

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But......nah, nevermind.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Jun 17, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

behold gold unfold.

by AV on Jun 17, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

.
Joe Stiglich
Willingham’s Achilles’ tendon hurting again. He thinks he’ll need to rest a couple of days.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jun 17, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

He looked like he was limping.

by DDroney on Jun 17, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Da greatness of Da Rooster - RLangford

"The whole thing was a piece of theatre. Billy had told Art how and where to stand during a game so that the players would... take strength from his countenance, because when Art sat on the bench... he looked like a prisoner of war."
-Moneyball

by darooster on Jun 17, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that running around wore him out

Stolen bases, circuituitous fielding, scoring from second.

Those banjo legs are wore-the-eff-out

by Mattel on Jun 17, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN!

(recap)

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Jun 17, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

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