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Open Thread: Game 13 - A's vs. Tigers (cont.)

Gio escapes trouble with runners at 2nd and 3rd to keep it 0-0 going to the bottom of the 5th.

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That's positively Don King-ian!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 14, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I read that as "Dave Kingman."

Where?

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got home from work during the 5th,

turned on my TV, and holy shit Oscar Gamble is playing center field tonight!

Sisko: All right Niners, let's hear some chatter!
Kasidy: Hey batterbatterbatterbatterbatter!
Leeta: Hey batterbatterbatter batterbatterbatterbatter!
Worf: DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION!

by CmdrKhraanik on Apr 14, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly the A's need a new stadium

the facilities are so poor that Coco accidentally touched some exposed wire.

by texA's on Apr 14, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha!

But seriously, folks....

by Mr. Bed on Apr 14, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst strike call in history?

Top 10?

Good grief.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

hah

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

double tap

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Party?

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it wasn't from Dr. Asshole

Help the A's help Japan. www.oaklandathletics.com/japan

by Englishmajor on Apr 14, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you do? call the morgue?

the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust

by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd laugh

but that’s probably what I would text my first day working in a hospital.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Apr 14, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, call the undertaker?

Do they still have those?

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by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have different protocol.

Family (is applicable). Organ bank. Coroner. Funeral Home.

by Jennifer on Apr 14, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

To what do you apply the families?

Like, do they stick to the windows or something?

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by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They got an app for that?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not sexting.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell them to follow something like this

link

I picked an English version in honor of Oldham.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can get behind this honouring me thing.

It should be AN wide.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offense, please

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I love lineouts.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Apr 14, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo! Love the Coco pic.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm jealous

But seriously, folks....

by Mr. Bed on Apr 14, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be longer than that,

but alas it did not stand erect like his.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

obviously

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Apr 14, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you even know what that acronym stands for?

It does not stand for “there is sexual innuendo in this comment”. It stands for “that’s what she said”. In what way did she say that?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

before she got the operation.

BSGTO

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Apr 14, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, OK, now I get it.

Thanks.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was rockin' a mullet at one point in my life

business in the front, party in the back.

But seriously, folks....

by Mr. Bed on Apr 14, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a reverse mullet.

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by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trendsetter

But seriously, folks....

by Mr. Bed on Apr 14, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I'm getting really sick of this Cy Coke bullshit.

RUNZ.

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by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Day games in Stockton?

Not for long…

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Apr 14, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

More research is needed.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Fair enough.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

(wasn't sure if you were serious)

Stockton is in the 209 area code. Just ask Dallas Braden.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Apr 14, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 Sharks

2nd Per, Couture with a goal to break the tie.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Apr 14, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA is going to need a bigger boat

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 years ago on this date, just for funskis!

The lineup was:

LF Damon
SS Tejada
1B Giambi
DH Saenz
RF Piatt
CF Long
C Hernandez
3B Chavez
2B Ortiz

Barry Zito got bombed and the A’s lost 9-8, to start the season 2-9.

by Emmett89 on Apr 14, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Piatt WOOO!

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by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Piatt was once a No. 5 hitter

With Saenz batting cleanup.

Damn.

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Apr 14, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Piatt needs a good limerick.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that doesn't come back to bite us.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bovine encephalitis?

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by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spongiform!

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, not my best but -

There was an outfielder named Piatt
Who sold steroids to pals who would buy it
But he got meningitis
And became detritus
On the waiver wire, hung out to dry it.

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by Englishmajor on Apr 14, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clapclapclap

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by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna try it

There once was a player named Piatt
Whose bat was ever so quiet
He shot up a syringe
But stayed on the fringe
And now tells folks not to buy shit

by UrgentMirth on Apr 14, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Adam hit a single to tie it?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's selling insurance in Florida.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Piatt was in the Mitchell report?

I learned something today.

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by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was one of the few who freely offered up evidence.

Basically told everything he knew.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What else would you expect?

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Apr 14, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, or Bonds?

Life insurance s..cks. I'm now worth more dead than alive.

by Tutu-late on Apr 14, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both.

But you in a good way.

by ozzman99 on Apr 14, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why I asked

Most put a “Mr” in front when they are talking to me.

Life insurance s..cks. I'm now worth more dead than alive.

by Tutu-late on Apr 14, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better

Life insurance s..cks. I'm now worth more dead than alive.

by Tutu-late on Apr 14, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol...

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Piatt played 212 career games.

I’ll bet there’s someone in the report with less.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're probably right

but I’d like to see a list by WAR.

by stormtown on Apr 14, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give me a few minutes to compile it....

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, close.

Financial planner in Florida.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's actually not as good of a lineup as I would've expected.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two walks to Peralta? C'mon.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

At least, if you’re doing it right.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love thunderstorms.

Granted, they’re tame over here.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tornado alley, right?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

But seriously, folks....

by Mr. Bed on Apr 14, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No ta.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because....?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've just seem too much of the rest of the country

and found things I liked more that are cheaper and have more jobs.

But seriously, folks....

by Mr. Bed on Apr 14, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. I've only seen the one state.

But I know I’d have to live on one of the coasts – and the Carolinas are way too humid.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep it's muggy there

but I really like North Carolina quite a bit and it’s not as muggy as Hawaii.

But seriously, folks....

by Mr. Bed on Apr 14, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawaii is muggy?

I might have to rethink this.

I’ve been told most of SE Asia is muggy too. Couldn’t live like that.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawaii is muggy, but the tradewinds make it paradise

When the wind shifts around to the south, or dies altogether, then it will resemble Prince Fielder’s armpit on a hot July day.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruh roh.

Think I’m going to the Philippines in August. I’ll take swimming shorts.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Gio.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Apr 14, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Deja vu all over again!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 14, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It would certainly draw new attention from the fans.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on how well it's hung.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Diaz, block that ball

You aren’t doing anything else useful back there otherwise.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Got him!

But seriously, folks....

by Mr. Bed on Apr 14, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew.

Ugly, but it’s a zero.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

at least we know why gio's fip is terribad

the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust

by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Cos he walks 1bn people?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That'll do, Gio.

Strikeouts good, walks bad. In the end, it worked.

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by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

6 IP, 6 BBs, 6 Ks

Looks like Gio circa 2009 made an appearance today.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm.

the title of the thread is good for two innings in a row.

by MobiusKlein on Apr 14, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I like having a reliever who isn't a "long man" or a "one inning short guy"

When Gio hits his pitch limit you could give the ball to Ross and let him go as long as he’s effective, be it 1-2 innings or 3.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

0.47 ERA

FIP/ERA ratio in the stratosphere.

by A's Believer on Apr 14, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking shit, this zone isn't even close to equal.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Coin flips are kinda like that.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're random, and in a small sample very unpredictable.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn't?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are many pitches Coke is getting that Gio isn't.

Like that first pitch to Coco. But that’s to be expected. Laz Diaz is an awful umpire.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

gritty

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Apr 14, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He must've bought the Eckstein package

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil Coke

Facing the offensive juggernaut

by Trainman on Apr 14, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Pacific, I think.

I recall that I once had to wait `til 2am Pacific to watch Parks and Rec.

by svetlanamonsoon on Apr 14, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

I guess I won’t see it till Sunday night, then.

by ozzman99 on Apr 14, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conor!!

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone guess right for once.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Worked for me.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You suck Willingham.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

not far enough....

alaska A in northern idaho

by ak_A on Apr 14, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

or short enough

alaska A in northern idaho

by ak_A on Apr 14, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross, Tyson Ross

up in the pen

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello friends

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I see I haven't missed a whole lot

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi....still in Chi-ca-go?

Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]

by Berry Jo on Apr 14, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's been throwing nothing but fastballs and changeups all night.

You would think that one A’s batter would’ve guessed right by now.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, Coke's been throwing, not the A's

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guessing right is one thing.

Actually doing something with it is another story.

by ozzman99 on Apr 14, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gio leaves after 100+ Pitches with 0.47 ERA

replaced by Ross with 0.00 ERA

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

A's Baseball.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Apr 14, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's keep Ross at 0.00

It’s essential if we wan to win

by Trainman on Apr 14, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing

But Gio really needs to right that 14-12 K-BB ratio (after including 6-6 tonight).

by dtran320 on Apr 14, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he also has a ridiculously high strand rate right now.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be a Sesame St episode.

“The number of the day is 6”

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

barely!

alaska A in northern idaho

by ak_A on Apr 14, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

that sounded too close

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Use the slider - Tigers haven't seen it.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how Ray referred to Tyson Ross' motion as

“a nice easy delivery.” Yeah, with no follow-through at all, and that ugly arm action.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Apr 14, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he means easy to operate on?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glass half-full

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 14, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda a slingshot delivery

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi... I would not buy stock in the A's offense right now.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

by Eddie Cheddar on Apr 14, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

You'd certainly be "buying low"

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penny stock.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

by Eddie Cheddar on Apr 14, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless you are a value investor

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's pitching, on the other hand...

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by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get put options

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, why would you sac bunt with Jackson when Wells is the next hitter?

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm imagining Gene Rayburn batting with that long 70s microphone

“Match Game, ’75!”

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

No Kouz today?

Not that I’m complaining…

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

and many more

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

well crap

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

hits are definitely not considered prosaic commodities

more like ’rare game events

alaska A in northern idaho

by ak_A on Apr 14, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

booooooooo

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently, the A's are just going to keep waiting for the 10th inning

"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented." —Stephen King

by YonYonson on Apr 14, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross' fastball looks very straight today (good velocity)

That’s why I want to see moar sliders.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

he's thrown 1? 2?

Come on.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Apr 14, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is his fastball isn't a sinker right now

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now he throws more sliders.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And changeups

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's been coming.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Surprised it took this long to be behind

no margin for error with our shithead lineup

by Trainman on Apr 14, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can always hope that Phil Coke remembers that he's, well, really average.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how I feel

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

bless you

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHEW

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK. GOD.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Apr 14, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 14, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeez...

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks VC

“That is gone…a foul ball”

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LULZ.

VC is teh bestest!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is good at radio

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice call by Cotroneo:

“Fair or foul…and it is…gone..foul.”

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahaha

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Apr 14, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do all these gifs come from?

I must know your secrets.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The interwebs.

If I see a good one on another board I’ll steal it.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the series of tubes I keep hearing about?

I’ve got to get one of those tubes installed.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron R.: "Tyson...Stop sucking!"

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 14, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He obeyed

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 14, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to get that run back!

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Optimistic Trainman!

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 14, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

need the pen in

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross' slider > changeup.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Apr 14, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Must have hitz

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Surprisingly, the A's have not been shut out yet this season.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Not for lack of trying.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 14, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No sweat

Coke has a career ERA of 3.76, so he’s due to give up at least two runs next inning.

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That's pretty good

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 14, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a reliever it's not special.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But good enough for us

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 14, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's should play a 7 inning scrimmage before every game...

So instead of scoring in the last couple innings they score in the first couple.

by Brett Narloch on Apr 14, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Matsui has weird ears.

There, I said it.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Racist!

Business man by day, fearless couch guardian by night.

by Hoegaarden on Apr 14, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like Earist!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 14, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm Japanese.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm turning Japanese

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 14, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think so.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 14, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teams usually get to Coke by hitting home runs.

So you can see why he’s still in the game.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? Al Albuquerque?

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

You expected Rufus Albuquerque?

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 14, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on A's!

I really want to use this “Coke is NOT it!” zinger I’ve been holding onto for a few innings now.

by texA's on Apr 14, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I know, right?

I’ve been sitting on that one too.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we face the Tigers pen now?

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what we could really use?

The ChiSox outfield.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 14, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

And bullpen

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Rios?

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah the Ellis head drop.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean the last 2 years

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep going.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is easier?

to score a goal in hockey?
or score a run with the A’s?

by Sricko on Apr 14, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hockey

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh we're well past hockey.

This is like World Cup soccer.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 14, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that explains the vuvuzelas

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

even deities cannot help us now

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about bribes?

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 14, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Phil Coke shuts us out

I’m gonna drink myself into a coma.

Like, even more than usual.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Apr 14, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

what will you be having?

Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]

by Berry Jo on Apr 14, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is simply pathetic

A’s baseball. Great pitching for us and garbage hitters who get out thought and overmatched by a former bullpen pitcher.

by Trainman on Apr 14, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN

Here

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, someone in their bullpen

“Anyone but the starter”

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"So you're saying we should skin the Rangers and wear them as uniforms? I’m down." - Kyli

by cuppingmaster on Apr 14, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit....we are screwed now.

Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]

by Berry Jo on Apr 14, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WHat the hell happened THERE?????

Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]

by Berry Jo on Apr 14, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

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