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Round I To The Rangers - But Round II To The A's

There are many parts that define a baseball season, and one of the them is "getting out of the gate fast." While the A's stumbled, recovered, and landed at .500, the Rangers started out 9-1 and currently hold a 3-game lead on Oakland after less than two weeks.

And make no mistake about it, while 12 out of 162 games is but a sliver of a long season, who wins the "get out of the gate fast" sprint is no trifling matter. If the A's and Rangers play even the rest of the way, Texas will win the West. There are no mulligans in baseball.

But baseball isn't just about "how you start," "how you finish," and "how you handle the grind in the middle. There are many other parts to consider that help define the 162-game season in its totality.

Star-divide

One of them is health, and Josh Hamilton's injury is the first major bump in the road for either team. It's a big bump, considering that Hamilton is the reigning league MVP and the most physically gifted player either team has had in a long time. He's special, and he's also out for two months.

What a concept that the A's would not be the team cursed by the injury bug, but so far their biggest setback has also been their best news -- Andrew Bailey is out for more like a month than like 12-18 months, and if you saw Bailey jump off the mound clutching his elbow in March, Bailey's current status leaves you feeling blessed, not cursed, by the injury Gods.

What other parts are there to a season? There's depth, which is tied into injury but relates not to those lost but rather to those left pedaling the bike. Oakland might win that round, thanks to Ryan Sweeney, Conor Jackson, Andy LaRoche, Adam Rosales, Tyson Ross, and several pitchers we haven't yet seen, e.g., Joey Devine, Rich Harden, Josh Outman.

Every team's depth will be tested in the marathon that is a 6-month baseball season. Already the Rangers have had to go to starting CFer #2 while the A's have had to move every reliever up a spot in the bullpen to cover for Andrew Bailey. And it's just the beginning.

There's also head-to-head matchups, where the two-game swing makes each head-to-head matchup feel twice as important as other games. The season series between Oakland and Texas could end 10-9. If it doesn't, then someone is going to pick up at least 3 games in the standings in the season series. That's enough to fully bridge the current gap, or enough to double it.

Often, there's an emerging player who wasn't even on the team at the outset -- in 2010 that group included Buster Posey, Trevor Cahill, and by trade Cliff Lee. It's hard enough to predict a team's final record on paper when you know who the players are going to be; in reality the players who take the field are collectively a very different bunch from the one you analyzed on paper in March.

So Texas stormed out of the gate like Secretariat on crack, and built an early 3-game lead that is nothing to sneeze at. Then Josh Hamilton got some bad advice from an aggressive base coach -- or maybe there's a reason you don't go headfirst into home plate -- and the landscape of the AL West changed again in a split second.

But most of the key parts are still yet to come: The season series, the grind in the middle when everyone's tired, the next injury, the newcomer, who "sprints to the finish line." There is still very little we know about how the 2011 season will play out. What we do know is only that Texas won Round I and the A's have taken Round II and that no knockout punches have been delivered in either direction. Not even close.

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Interesting perspective

Thanks, Nico, great long view. The injury gods are on my mind – my fantasy team this season includes Nishioka and Hamilton!

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by LibrariAN on Apr 14, 2011 7:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Don't you know that the baseball gods love it when you sacrifice chickens?

That’s how I win in fantasy every year.

""Expelliarmus!" said Eckstein, attempting to knock the bat out of Matt Kemp's hands, just before Kemp laced a single to center." -Ken Tremendous

by Cheezombie on Apr 14, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's how you end up with a chicken at second base and one out.

Big whoop.

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by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it probably went fowl.

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by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

After 12 games...

6-6 is pretty much where I thought they’d be, though I would’ve predicted they would’ve won the Seattle series and lost one of the others.

One thing about the rest of the season is that the A’s have 78 home games and 72 road games. That’s good.

by Brett Narloch on Apr 14, 2011 7:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Erm.
One of them is health, and Josh Hamilton’s injury is the first major bump in the road for either team.

Andrew Bailey says hi.

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 7:48 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'd say their bump is bigger

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you're saying Bailey missing the first month of the season isn't major?

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd trade a month from Bailey for two months of Hamilton every day of the week, and twice on Sunday

Hamilton comes off a 8 WAR season and will miss 2 months, which will probably be split between Borbon (2 WAR) and Murphy (3 WAR). That’s 1.5 to 2 wins right there.

Bailey is say, a 2 WAR player, and his time will be split up among the likes of Balfour (1.2), Fuentes (0.4), Breslow (0.4) and such. One month of such a downgrade is like one sixth of a win, no matter how everyone feels that with Bailey we would have won every game we played and chain effects and everything.

So, no, Bailey missing a month is not major for me, not even remotely comparable to two months of Hamilton.

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

to be fair

don’t you have to count WAR based on the full set of replacements?
It’s not Bailey replaced by Balfour / Fuentes / Breslow, but also the very bottom of the chain who takes the innings when BFB are unavailable too?

Granted, having Ross come up and shut them down is no downgrade….

by MobiusKlein on Apr 14, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are still talking about what, 10 innings?

Even if they all go to Cramer, it’s still a significantly smaller loss than 200 plate appearances of Hamilton

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

high leverage!

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

low fat!

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

less filling!

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where's Bob Uecker when you need him?

At one point in my life I liked Dave Kingman more than Rickey Henderson. I was stupid.

by the_rozeboom on Apr 14, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a floor wax _and_ a dessert topping!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 14, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not doubting the conclusion

just trying to run the equation to the conclusion.

Bailey – 2 WAR replaced by 1/3 B 1/3 F 1/3 B ( 1.2 / 0.4 / 0.4 ) is a WAR diff of 1.3, pro rated for a month.
Then the question: are BFB utilized more with Bailey’s absence, or are their innings pitched by a WAR 0.1 pitcher.

Over a short span, it’s way to discrete & random to know exactly.

by MobiusKlein on Apr 14, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ask Bobby Cramer

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would, but time to finish the hard work for the day

later, all

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry about me

I’m just a stickler.

If you were a math professor, you would assign it as homework, or perhaps say you have an elegant proof, but it’s too big to fit in the margins.

Luv ya! ( not sarcastically )

by MobiusKlein on Apr 14, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're kinda cool yourself!

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, except we can already point at two games that we lost quite possibly because Bailey wasn't here.

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bailey blows saves, too, you know

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

pfft.

gtfo with your “facts” and “logic” sir.

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

As I am in my last ten minutes of office for today

GTFO sounds like a true blessing and I will take your advice

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

wtf it's 9:20.

I hate the Ukraine or wherever the hell you’re from.

<3

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You must not know Dasha Astafieva, then

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd ask if that was a hot chick, but I'd probably find out she was 14.

:sad:

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need a graphic for this!

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks cold to me!

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's eastern Europe.

Everything’s backward in eastern Europe.

by danmerqury on Apr 14, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excepting running backwards

Ha!

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except running backwards

Double Ha for not screwing up my own punchline!!!

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, she's not a Red Sox fan

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

holy snap

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

Every woman where I come form looks like this!

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'M MOVING RIGHT NOW.

wait.

do i have to learn how to speak prussian?

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only a few key words

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

#shakesfist

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd!!!

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Apr 14, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm confused.

It seems like here you’re jumping from projections (Murphy, Borbon) to how the players performed last year (Hamilton). If we’re projecting going forward, wouldn’t it make sense to use projections for Hamilton too?

In which case, Hamilton projects for roughly 5 WAR this year, which is still very impressive for any player. Murphy’s more like 2.5 but over the course of two months, that’s only a difference about .5 win.

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by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I was using last year's production for all

Just roughly added some WAR to Murphy and Borbon to estimate their production over full year, as they each had around 450 PA. It wasn’t really scientific

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see.

But wouldn’t it still make more sense to use this year’s projection for all if the goal was to figure out just how much Hamilton → Murphy costs the Rangers?

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by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely

But I just quickly went to Fangraphs page and they didn’t offer WAR figures for projections, so I just went with last years values…

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not as major, no

Especially since the A’s have decent bullpen depth in spite of the slow start by a couple people.

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by Flashfire on Apr 14, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

As always, nice perspective Nico

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 8:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Here, for the fun fact of the day

Sluggers we’re not

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 8:15 AM PDT reply actions  

ACQUIRE MICAH OWINGS ASAP

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

The scary thing is

that while other pitchers basically suck and occasionally hit a long ball, Micah has a lifetime OPS of .861, even though almost a third of his at bats are pinch hitting ones.

I don’t even wanna do a OPS comparison chart, I fear that might be even more depressing.

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to convert Owings to an OF soon

His career as a pitcher hasn’t gone where everyone thought it would. Now he’s stuck in AAA with Arizona. He’s young enough (28) that he could potentially still get 5 years or so out of it.
I would think the conversion would go better than Ankiel has, that’s for sure…

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by stranahanahan on Apr 14, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trade him to Pittsburgh and let him play every day.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Apr 14, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hamilton and Coco

     Most would say that Coco is our most vulnerable every day player on the roster. His injury history is well documented. The other night when he made the “catch and splat” onto the turf , his reaction could not hide his discomfort. He bit his lip and kept his mouth shut, but the jarring force throughout his torso was enough to know that he wouldn’t be the same. To what degree remains the question as we don’t know the severity of what I would call a “thoracic sprain” coupled with “muscle spasm”.

     This is where Geren’s wisdom and the new training staff come into question. We know this team has depth and can capably fill the CF position while Coco recuperates. The question will be, how well we can keep Crisp from taking a 2 week hiatus on the DL and see him on the roster going strong come October. For whatever reasons, Coco Crisp’s body is more frail than others, relatively speaking. At this point, my only criticism is that while we can’t predict injuries, Ryan Sweeney could certainly have been used more frequently than he has which may have reduced Crisp’s playing time and susceptibility to injury.

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by Gerard on Apr 14, 2011 8:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd

Made me laugh

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by fridaynightfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the full sentence was...

“This is where Geren’s wisdom and the new training staff come into question.”

The emphasis is on question at the end. While he is nobody’s favorite manager around AN, and I was the FIRST to write “Fire Geren Now” after the 1st game, Geren has been given the keys to the cadillac that this year’s team represents compared with others over previous years. Will he manage foolishly or wisely. Our retrospective, 20/20 hindsight after each game will will tell us if he is up to the job.

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by Gerard on Apr 14, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quotations from Chairman Bob

The (Very) Little Green Book

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 14, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the "green book" or the

“Geren Book”?

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by Gerard on Apr 14, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

In some circles.....this is an oxymoron

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by Berry Jo on Apr 14, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat.

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that's bullshit.

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

did it ask for money?

Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 14, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

about tree-fitty

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by cityplANner on Apr 14, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I come here because you people understand me.

I don’t know how, but you do. You should be frightened by this.

Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 14, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I gave it two-fitty yesterday.

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by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn it woman

I told you not to give the lochness monster money

WTF GEREN?!?!?!

by robbo650 on Apr 14, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought if I gave it two-fitty it would go away.

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by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Fiddy'.

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by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

In American English they're the same.

We also say batter and hitter like “badder” and “hidder”.

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by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't feed it

or you’ll never get rid of it

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by fridaynightfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, we are all gonna die.

Most of not anytime soon, however.

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 14, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's Danbot's alter ego!

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

People like this make me feel frustrated

The BABIP comment was my favorite though.
But if Brett Jackson finishes the year with a .625 BABIP, the guy is a genius!

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by stranahanahan on Apr 14, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was your comedy portion of the day

Though it’s VERY early yet.

From all signs so far, don’t expect to be seeing Outman or Devine back in Oakland all that soon either.

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by Flashfire on Apr 14, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with that too, which is why i advocated getting more bullpen depth...when most thought we were done acquiring bullpen help.

balfour and fuentes may have been expensive, but we’d be dead right now without them.

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blaming the 3rd Base Coach.....

Am I alone in thinking it’s a really douche move to blame your 3rd base coach when you injure yourself on an idiotic slide?

by AsFan72 on Apr 14, 2011 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes you are

There’s no reason that the 3B coach should have told Hamilton to slide headfirst and hurt himself doing it, but what could Hamilton do? After all, he listens to his coaches.

by UrgentMirth on Apr 14, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then, shouldn't his coaches just tell his bone to heal?

You know, him being so coachable and whatnot.

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by fridaynightfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

He would have

Except Hamilton called him out and now the coach is going to be petulant and make Hamilton heal on his own.

by UrgentMirth on Apr 14, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't recall reading.....

that the 3rd base coach insisted he slide head first?

That aside it’s just simply poor etiquette to blame someone else. Christ, Swisher snapped a guy’s leg in two and didn’t have to shoulder any blame.

Is the 3B not supposed to send anyone on potentially close plays from here forward? As an A’s fan, I hope that’s the case, but it’s absurd to blame your coach for a freak injury.

by AsFan72 on Apr 14, 2011 9:58 AM PDT reply actions  

That was a pretty tongue in cheek answer by UrgentMirth, by the way

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was

Sorry if that didn’t come through clearly enough. It was a completely defensible call by the coach to send Hamilton that just ended with an unfortunate (for the Rangers) result. There’s no reason at all for Hamilton to be calling his coach out. If he really had some unshakable gut feeling that everything was going to end poorly for him, he should have just stayed at third. He can’t expect the 3B coach to intuitively read into that.

by UrgentMirth on Apr 14, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking his mind

and running his mouth.
It happens.

by MobiusKlein on Apr 14, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure does

Frustration has an annoying habit of overriding common sense.

by UrgentMirth on Apr 14, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This A's pitching staff

Is the best I have seen in years just killer

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by Athletic on Apr 14, 2011 10:14 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

now the offense needs some work

But should be serviceable with the lights out pitching

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A's win another game 1 to 0...

A’s lose another game 1 to 0…

A’s at .500

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Apr 14, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Home v Road

Playoff teams finish above .500 on the road. So far, so good.

by Colorado Fan on Apr 14, 2011 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Road wins = crucial

There’s no doubt many teams need to improve their road winning percentage. Check out these theoretically playoff-relevant teams crappy road records from last year. A’s aren’t alone, at all. In fact, a team with a >.500 road record made it to the World Series, of course.

Detroit (29-52)
Oakland (34-47)
Angels (37-44)
Atlanta (35-46)
St. Louis (34-47)
Milwaukee (37-44)
Colorado (31-50)
Texas (39-42)

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by Basebal_Equals_Life on Apr 14, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

*teams'

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by Basebal_Equals_Life on Apr 14, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah * <.500 road record, not >.500 road record, I meant

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by Basebal_Equals_Life on Apr 14, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

It’s less than two weeks, as it refers to time, not weeks and time in itself is a non-countable entity. When using numbers accompanied by a measurement unit, one properly uses “less”, not “fewer”.

But than again, I am Croatian so what the fuck do I know.

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Obviously, proper usage of than and then is not one of them

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

all this time I thought you were from new jersey

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunked on a playground in New jersey once

Does that count?

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That Preppy Bastard!

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by DMOAS on Apr 14, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

His name backward is ataorcle.

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Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't they the Albanian mafia?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is a saying around here

“More suspicious than an Albanian jogger”

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta use that sometime.

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by Elvez on Apr 14, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You say New Jersey, I say Novosibirsk

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

{adds Novosibirsk to notebook}

How many more words do I need before I can meet Dasha?

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ruble

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be "Roman Abramovich"

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Slavic languages are easy to learn

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Croatian friend tried to teach me some Croatian (she's a language student).

The second she showed me your alphabet I bailed.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's horrible

Only when you try to teach it to a foreigner, do you realize how hard it is. That’s what made it even more amazing that I witnessed a conversation in Croatian between a Spanish girl ( my wife) and an Icelandic one (girlfriend of Ivica Kostelic, a fellow skier)

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

So they've been taught well, huh?

This girl prefers German I think, but she still loves Croatian.

When I started questioning why you needed three seperate ’c’s (in my adorable way of course) she started throwing books at me.

I guess it doesn’t help that my language skills suck. I am English after all.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

even worse

you’re British too.

Colour, my nostrils!
Speak English the way it should be: Like an American.

ps: we have of all things, a Czech language pack for our video player:
ErrorChannelNotAvailableTitle = “Promiňte…”
ErrorChannelNotAvailableBody = “Požadovaný kanál bohužel není k dispozici.”
and Turkish, and Portuguese. But no Croation. Perhaps it’s a market niche worth exploring.

by MobiusKlein on Apr 14, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

To steal from Eddie Izzard:

You (Americans) say ‘erbs. We say herbs, because there’s a fucking H in it.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Apr 14, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I'm with you on spelling of "thru"

We spell it through, which is cheating in Scrabble

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thru is totally legal in Scrabble.

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Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It gets confusing

To može biti hrvatska. Teško je reći, jer ja ne govorim jezikom dobro na sve. Ili uopće. Ni mali iznos.

by Omnipotent One on Apr 14, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the pronunciation, I should add.

I can’t imagine a Latin alphabet-based language with more of a disconnect between how it looks like it sounds and how it actually does.

by danmerqury on Apr 14, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

English?

"We don't want our people to be preoccupied with seminude, crazy men jumping up and down who are chasing an inflated object," said Sheik Mohamed Osman Arus, head of operations for the Hizbul Islam insurgent group.

by PaulThomas on Apr 14, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard of that one

How does it go, again?

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you familiar with Irish Gaelic?

I know what you mean about Icelandic, though. I expected it wouldn’t be too far from Danish/Norwegian or Swedish, but the pronunciation is really really freaky.

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Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bjork.

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me try

Ya Dasha, soy cravat Roman Abramovich das Ruble!
Coma a la rooma da boing boing?

by MobiusKlein on Apr 14, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Worked for me

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think i know what boing boing means

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if you prefer it kinky

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FMK?

Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 14, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRS

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you rock

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by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice write up Nico

I like your urgency. Taking the standings in April seriously is cool. Eye of the Tiger, man. Eye of the Tiger…

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by fridaynightfan on Apr 14, 2011 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

...

This team could be anywhere from 10-2 to 4-8, the way they’ve played.

Wins on the road and mojo coming when called are great signs.

All systems are go.

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GO KNEEL IN THE CORNER!" - elcroata

by Gaijin_Suketto on Apr 14, 2011 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

How exactly are the A's winning the "depth" battle again?

The Rangers lost Hamilton sure, and it’s a big loss, but they also have David Murphy to replace him. Murphy is very underrated. Over the course of the rest of the season, he projects to hit much better than DeJesus, but with slightly worse defense. I reckon anytime you lose a starting outfielder and you could replace them with a David DeJesus, you have pretty good depth.

And in any case, the Rangers are playing with a roster of mostly “depth” right now. I’m talking about the rotation of course. And as we know, they’ve performed admirably in this SSS of ~ two weeks.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Didn't Borbon replace him?

Or does Borbon start. But even if it’s Murphy, the drop is substantial.

by RLangford on Apr 14, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murphy will be the starter now.

Over the course of a full season, the difference between Murphy and Hamilton is probably 2.5 wins, which is substantial. Over two months though, it’s probably about .5 win.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's more than a win

First 2.5/3 is closer to 1 than to 0.5.

Second, Hamilton’s at bats will not go only to Murphy. Murphy had 20 plate appearances in 10 games before Hamilton’s injury already. So he was a part of Texas production already, and he can not be counted to take all of the missing PAs by Hamilton.
Those will be spread out between Murphy playing more, Borbon playing more and whoever they call up playing a little. The production of the mixture of these three over one third of a season is realistically more than a win poorer than what Hamilton would have done.

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Davis, for the record.

Who has a grand total of 0.1 WAR in 872 career PAs.

by danmerqury on Apr 14, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it just means more at bats for Young, Napoli, and Moreland.

The guy they call up is practically irrelevant because he’d hardly be playing at all. They aren’t Oakland in that losing an outfielder means playing a Matt for a substantial amount of time.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Young leads the team in plate appearances

He can literally not have any more at bats than he already has.

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Napoli has only played in half the games.

Regardless the point is this: all three of those guys’ production and playing time would’ve continued to be limited in some way by the fact that there’s not enough spots on the field. The fact that there’s now an open spot on the field means the Rangers can get some of that production that they wouldn’t have gotten from those three before. Yes, I realize that “open spot” is Josh Hamilton so obviously they’re still losing net production overall but you can’t dock them for Hamilton now without crediting them for more production from those three.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WARP-G

Wins Above Replacement Per Game
So you would take some expected number of games for each player before and after.
Then grind out the math.
Before: 50 total games
Hamilton 45 Murphy 5
After
Hamilton 0 Murphy 45 generic replacement player 5.

Wins before = 45* WARPG + 5 * WARPG
Wins after = 45* WARPG + 5 * WARPG + 0 * WARPG
the difference is:
40 * WARPG – 45* WARPG + 5 WARPG

the generic replacement player we assume to have WARPG of 0 by definition.

or 40 * WARPG – 45* WARPG
or 40 *( WARPG – WARPG ) – 5 * WARPG

by MobiusKlein on Apr 14, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're missing a point

Rangers must still field three outfielders and that is where the bulk of the additional at bats will be (a small part will be at DH). Napoli doesn’t play outfield. Young doesn’t play outfield (and can’t play any more than he does now). Moreland can play some outfield.

It’s like this.

Hamilton will lose roughly 200 PA appearances. Where will they go?
(and I will ignore batting order and assume avery position on the field will get 200 PA over the time Hamilton will be on DL).

Judging on the playing patterns so far, without the injury the PAs would have been spread like this:

Borbon 115
Murphy 90
Moreland 130

Now, first things first, Rangers need to put a centerfielder out there and they have only one – Julio Borbon. Murphy is a butcher, Cruz is hamstrung and Moreland is a first baseman.

So, Borbon gets upped to 200 PA, meaning he gets 85 extra PA – that means over 40% of Hamilton’s at bats will go to him. If they decide to go with Murphy in center, they lose more on defense than they make up on offense.

So, Borbon has 200 PA in the outfield and let’s assume Cruz is healthy enough to have another 180. That’s 380. Murphy was already penciled in for 90 – let’s give him 90 extra PA as he will be starting.

If you want to shift Moreland to outfield and free some time for Napoli, you can only do it at expense of Murphy, not Borbon. The fourth outfielder (Davis) will get his 10-15 PA, day game after night game and such.

So, having said all that, most realistically, Hamiltons PAs will go as follow:
Borbon 90
Murphy 90
Napoli/Moreland 10
Davis 10

So, you can just go ahead and calculate:
1/3 Hamilton WAR – 1/3 (45% Borbon WAR + 45% Murphy WAR + 5% Napoli/Moreland WAR + 5% Davis WAR). I’d do it myself, but don’t have the WAR projections for the guys.

However, the point is – neither Young, nor Moreland, nor Napoli will see significantly more playing time due to Hamilton’s injury.

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

weren't you going home?

One issue with WAR (I think?) is that it’s not a rate stat, right?
That’s why I was trying to have a cute name for a per-game version,

by MobiusKlein on Apr 14, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM home

:)

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, I did the math.

Using 2 WAR for Borbon, 3 for Murphy, 3 for Napoli/Moreland, and 0 for Davis (although he won’t be the 4th outfielder cause the guy only plays 1st and 3rd, which is why I don’t think he’ll play at all), the difference came out to roughly .8-.9 WAR. I concede that it’s closer to 1 than .5.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where can one get WAR projections, btw?

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one really does WAR projections persay, except for the fan projections on fangraphs.

I usually just look at James, Marcel, ZiPS, PECOTA, and CHONE (back when it was still available), FRAA/150 and do a rough estimate off those numbers, rounding off WAR to the nearest .5. Not scientific to be sure.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just curious

(and I say this knowing there’s absolutely no way to account for this) but what about the possibility/probability that when he actually comes back, he won’t be back to his 8 WAR (or whatever it really is) numbers right away (if ever)? He has yet another injury, one to his shoulder, that can’t really be predicted how it’ll respond, what it’ll do to his bat speed, power, arm, etc.

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by DMOAS on Apr 14, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be cool

he sucked in 09, so he again. No way to predict that, really, though.

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by mikeA on Apr 14, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask Kendrys Morales

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by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's certainly possible that a lingering shoulder injury would affect his numbers,

but the fracture is non displaced and supposedly very small. It may actually be best case scenario for him that he’s actually only out 2 months.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murphy projects more like 2 for a full year than 3

Average defense, hitting and corner OF position adjustment roughly cancel out. Not that it makes much difference for the overall calculation, or your point that Texas has good depth (pretty much everywhere) which is true.

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by mikeA on Apr 14, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murphy's been pretty heavily platooned

If he’s forced to play full time, his rate stats will drop. He’s still a very good 4th OF.

by Danny on Apr 14, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't lefties face lefties about 23% of the time?

26% of Murphy’s career at bats have been against lefties.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 2009, he started 26 of 56 games against LHP and 89 of 106 against RHP

In 2010, it was 29 of 51 v. LHP and 76 of 111 vs RHP.

In 2008, it was 24 of 52 vs. LHP and 78 of 110 vs. RHP.

Heavily platooned was probably an overstatement, but his rate stats would almost certainly go down if he were used as a fulltime starter.

by Danny on Apr 14, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

Although I wouldn’t really call it heavily platooned. 27% of all PA are thrown by lefthanders.

So Murphy has been somewhat platooned, but not excessively. A good comparison is with Barton, as they have roughly the same number of PA.

Barton 1536 PA (1110 vs RHP/426 vs LHP – right along the 27% line)
Murphy 1574 PA (1180/394 – somewhat platooned, but not extremely)

If one adjusts his mixture of faced pitchers to the one of an everyday starter, his OPS would only drop from .805 to .802

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we'll take whatever .003 points of OPS we can get.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

.003 ops decline

is about 5 fewer walks in his career.
or 5 fewer doubles, instead of singles.

Or take his one best game ever, and get all outs instead.

by MobiusKlein on Apr 14, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice write-up, but I suffered

metaphor overload in the penultimate paragraph. I think maybe Secretariat on crack does make me sneeze.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 11:36 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

And all this time I thought I had hay fever

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

or of

"OK and now everybody who said 'game over' at some point
GO KNEEL IN THE CORNER!" - elcroata

by Gaijin_Suketto on Apr 14, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BERBATOV

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by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bless you.

Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 14, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kranjčar and Kalinić.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pascha and Kulich

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 14, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra points for spelling it perfectly

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

bowling.

Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 14, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra points for spelling bowling perfectly.

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by DMOAS on Apr 14, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guttenberg, German defense secretary resigned earlier this year

As it was found that “copy and paste” was the core of his dissertation.

This keyboard was the hit in Germany afterwards (“Strg” = “Ctrl”)

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft.

Like you need a keyboard. All he needed was a mouse.

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BLOOM. For men.

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by DMOAS on Apr 14, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the write-up

Most everyone wants to be excited about the season right now and this fuels that enthusiasm nicely.

by RLangford on Apr 14, 2011 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That will be one big Viagra order

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Please check with your doctor

if your erection lasts more than four hours months.

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by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND IT COUNTS FOR THE STANDINGS!

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait!

The A’s are losing – do you really think they can pull it off?

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm expecting an offensive explosion late in the game

Kouzmanoff also looks prone for another error soon.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Apr 14, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling Geren might have an embarrassing moment

OK, that was easy

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee.
The A’s struggled out of the gate, but they’ve gone 5-2 over the past week, winning three games by one run, one game by two runs, and one game by three runs in extra innings. And now Texas’ Josh Hamilton is injured, which opens the door for the A’s to make a charge so long as Kevin Kouzmanoff stops treating the baseball like it’s a bitey parrot.

(link)

Need someone with photoshop skillz to make Kouz + bitey parrot happen.

by whiteshoes40 on Apr 14, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Jeff.

Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 14, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is rather handsome.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He writes at McCovey Chronicles.

Yes, it’s the Giants blog, but Grant is funny and a great writer, and he somehow manages to make reading Giants-centric stuff bearable. Usually.

by whiteshoes40 on Apr 14, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of great things on SBN

Dexter. Every damn night.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 14, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

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by Elvez on Apr 14, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

A little lower...

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BLOOM. For men.

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by DMOAS on Apr 14, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. Creepy.

Now we need a version with Kouz attempting to field a ball that looks like a bitey parrot.

by whiteshoes40 on Apr 14, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weah, I kinda rushed the whole thing.

But as an aside, I was trying out Pixlr, a web-based photo editor. Kinda like Photoshop Lite but without having to store the program on your computer.

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by Elvez on Apr 14, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice!

(also, excellent screen name)

by whiteshoes40 on Apr 14, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice!

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by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially BBQ

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better,

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by Elvez on Apr 14, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

dig it. a lot.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 14, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Kouzmanoff made of Wood, Glass or Stone?

And does anyone have a slingshot?

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Zonis on Apr 14, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

pine. at least that's what he's riding

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

from Jane Lee at MLB.com...on conor jackson playing 3B
“A few days ago, they sat me [conor jackson] down and gave me the heads-up that it could be a possibility I would have to play there occasionally,” he said. “So I’ve been taking ground balls and getting my work in there.”

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

did any baseballs come his way yesterday while at 3rd?

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;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Apr 14, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

would have been fun if Fuentes had struck out one of the first two batters

to see if he would dig around the horn

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by elcroata on Apr 14, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's true

it would have been smart, i doubt he practiced the barehanded grab and throw play a lot.

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;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Apr 14, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Hey, Conor? I may not understand the rulebook,

 so could you take some grounders the next few days?"

-Bobo.

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by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Dejesus or Kouz tonight.

Jackson and Laroche in.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Apr 14, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions   3 recs

No Sweeney?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Sweeney, Coke is a lefty

OF is Willingham, Crisp, Cojack. Matsui DH

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Apr 14, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would Sweeney be in if Pepsi were starting?

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by Nico on Apr 14, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Landon Powell would be at short if Royal Crown were starting.

"OK and now everybody who said 'game over' at some point
GO KNEEL IN THE CORNER!" - elcroata

by Gaijin_Suketto on Apr 14, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm lost.

Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 14, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because RC pegged Geren in the head with a fast ball

and now Bobo thinks Powell is his favorite player who needs to play every game and can play every position?

by UrgentMirth on Apr 14, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could do a Facebook 'like' on this

Work as if everything depends on you and Pray knowing that everything depends on God. - Michael Taylor

by supermarc589 on Apr 14, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know

just the little thumbs up would be gratifying

Work as if everything depends on you and Pray knowing that everything depends on God. - Michael Taylor

by supermarc589 on Apr 14, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's green now, doc.

"OK and now everybody who said 'game over' at some point
GO KNEEL IN THE CORNER!" - elcroata

by Gaijin_Suketto on Apr 14, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laroche

Crisp CF, Barton 1B, Jackson RF, Willingham LF, Matsui DH, Ellis 2B, Suzuki C, LaRoche 3B, Pennington SS, Gonzalez P

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Apr 14, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see that Coco's actually ok.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 14, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly!

Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 14, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

gold.glove

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope DeJesus isn't the second coming of Scott Hairiston

traded for and then sucked while with the A’s.

Oh hey, that 1st line works as a joke too.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Apr 14, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y'know when you play a computer game and come away wanting to throw it out of a window?

And then you realise how embarrassing that feeling is because you’re not 6 years old anymore?

Yeah, that’s me right now.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 14, 2011 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

.
Brad Ziegler
http://twitpic.com/4kw8zf The braids are gone… Coco’s lettin’ it fly tonight!

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Apr 14, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guaranteed win tonight.

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My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Apr 14, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo!

Now if only Dallas will take up the challenge and face him in a fro-off.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 14, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Kate Longworth
#CocoCrisp heading to take BP http://yfrog.com/h2x8bpxj

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Apr 14, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

oh snap

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that. is. awesome.

can’t wait to see it.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. —Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 14, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oscar Gamble.

Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 14, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

.
John Shea
You’ve got to check out Coco Crisp’s new look. http://moby.to/wuzcs0

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Apr 14, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

heh

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. —Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Apr 14, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is another team ahead of the A's, right??

Not sure i would yet treat this as only a 2 team race, particularly when that other team made postseason 6 out of 8 years before last year. I know they’re weaker but Haren is a God so far.

by KrAAzy KAAt on Apr 14, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone said anything about Tulo's last 40 games yet?

He has 22 HR over that relatively small sample. I know I know, but cmon this is impressive as anything we’ve seen since Bonds retired. In fact that is 90 HR over 162 games. Jesus.

by PL78 on Apr 14, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my

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by stm72 on Apr 14, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gad. Headline had me wondering how much I had lost it

Did we play the Rangers in a day game and lost?? WTF?

alaska A in northern idaho

by ak_A on Apr 14, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

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