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A fond farewell to my beloved A's.

In commemoration of the loss of one of our best posters, I thought I would give him a chance to express his farewell to the community. -Zonis

 

You may have noticed over the past few weeks that I have not been posting much, or commenting, or seen me at any of the AN events. There is a good reason, and I feel like I need to come clean.

I am holding two season tickets to the 2011 SF Giants, and a $16k credit card bill.

For the first time in many years, I won't be sitting in an empty stadium eating soggy garlic fries watching washed up waiver wire dross like Jake Fox or Jack Cust.

Star-divide

 

 

I have been an A's fan since 1972, as far back as I can remember. As a kid, the A's were in the paper most every day, their exploits  on and off the field were stuff of legend, and the characters were newspaper fodder. It was hard to be a baseball fan and ignore the Oakland Athletics in the '70s. But that was a long time ago, and much has changed.

Living in the bay area, it has been hard to ignore what has been happening across the Bay. While my team has been mired in a multitude of problems, both on and off the field, just a 20 minute drive from my house has been a reminder of my childhood, a team of misfits and colorful characters, outperforming expectations and capturing the imagination of fans around the world. Heck, the other day, while at Disneyland in Southern California, I counted 112 instances of people sporting Giants hats and uniforms.

How did I become an A's fan? How does anyone become a fan of any team? I guess we are all bandwagon jumpers at some point, we all had to get on the bandwagon at the onset of the relationship. I became an A's fan because they were winning and I saw them in the press everyday, liked their colors and players and became a fan in an area where everyone bled Dodger Blue. And it's happened again.

I was given playoff tickets behind home plate last year for the Giants pennant run, and being in AT&T Park, crowded with people, the energy level so thick you could cut it with a knife. I think it was at that moment that the seed was planted. I was overwhelmed by the grandeur of the park, the Giants ownership have done it right; you would be hard to argue that point. From the grace and beauty of the park, the statues of past greats, the honoring of its heroes, and ultimately the culmination of building a great minor league system to stock a world championship team. I hate to say it, but they are doing everything right and moving forward, and the A's ownership is doing everything in its power to piss the team away.

Think about it this way: You go to a restaurant you have been going to for years because you love the service, you know the servers by name, you love the food, the ambiance. You are a regular. But one day, you hear the owners retired and sold to new ownership. The owners get rid of your favorite server. The next time you come in the food is not quite what it was. The next time, the level of service has completely gone down the drain. Do you keep going back? Or do you find a new restaurant?

I love baseball. And I loved my A's, the A's of my youth. But you have to admit, this is not the A's of old. We have ownership that does not care, who do just enough to placate the masses, puts warm bodies on the field, tarps off the seats instead of selling them super cheap,does a parking lot bazaar and calls it FanFest, and, the last straw for me, can't even keep the games on the same radio station from year to year.

I love my friends on AN too. The relationships I have here are very special to me, and I am not saying I am not going to keep those relationships. But I am breaking up with my "wife" and keeping our friends. I purchased season tickets to the 2011 San Francisco Giants and plan on investing more time cultivating my interest in my new team. I am tired of watching the Emperor (not Josh) be paraded out on the field
with no clothes and told he is lavishly dressed. I am tired of being told we have a competitive product when we don't. I am tired of trying to find the radio station. I am tired of seeing 9,000 people at a game. I am tired of watching players mature until their contract is up, and watching them go on to greener pastures. I am tired of hearing how my team will probably be contracted. I am tired of hearing how my
team can't find a home, can't draw a crowd, can't win a division, can't hit a home run, can't sign a single free agent hitter. I'm done.

If you call me a bandwagon jumper, I will ask you to look at yourself. Were you born an A's fan, or did you find yourself attracted to them because they won a division, or the 20-game streak, or your read Moneyball, or they won the World Series? If you did, you have to admit that  you too are a bandwagon jumper. For me, the choice is logical; I am going to be watching winning baseball played by some amazing up-and-coming young talent, in a gorgeous, packed stadium just 20 minutes from my house, sitting in seats that are amazing, knowing there is a waiting list just to get season tickets, surrounded by smart, excited and rabid fans.

Will I still go to some A's games? Probably, when they play the Yankees or Red Sox, or Giants. But the thought of sitting through one more Monday night game against the Mariners and being able to hear a guy sneeze on the other side of the stadium does nothing for me.

This is not goodbye, think of it as you just have a new friend to debate the merits of the DH rule or interleague play.

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Amazing Admission

I don’t disagree with any of your rationale. Although, the A’s were able to sign free agent Hideki Matsui. I went to more Giant games than A’s last year. It is a great experience, and just 4 blocks from my office.

by eshock on Apr 1, 2011 12:14 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Should we really be pacified by the signing of Matsui?

He was more expensive than most of the DH’s on the market and hits worse than the guy we released in every projection system except 1 where he is 1% better?

Matsui is an example of this organization’s failure not something to hang our hat on.

You don't need a religion, you have the A's. - My girlfriend

by designatedforassignment on Apr 1, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had to overpay for him and the contract situation isn't a big deal

Berkman turned them down. So did Beltre, and I don’t want Beltre for the length of time he was signed for, or the money.

Matsui is a short-term fill-in, nothing more.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Apr 1, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keeping Cust is the real answer.

You don't need a religion, you have the A's. - My girlfriend

by designatedforassignment on Apr 1, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want your 2011 A's to be worse then that is a perfectly valid opinion to hold.

Or at least we could have pursued one of the better FA options, like Manny.

You don't need a religion, you have the A's. - My girlfriend

by designatedforassignment on Apr 1, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking Manny is in for a mega collapse.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Apr 2, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

So is Matsui

You don't need a religion, you have the A's. - My girlfriend

by designatedforassignment on Apr 2, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Id rather have Cust or Thome

but yes its a more than acceptable answer

You don't need a religion, you have the A's. - My girlfriend

by designatedforassignment on Apr 2, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't some of Matsui's value

come from the attention he brings with him?

I doubt the A’s would be such a trendy “dark-horse” pick to win the AL West if Matsui wasn’t on board. We’ve all heard about the bigger press contingent, seen the Japanese advertising behind home plate and watched Braden fondle an inflatable lizard (like he wouldn’t be doing that anyway). I know it is weird to say of a reticent, non-native English speaker, but Matsui gives personality to this team.

And his porn stash is the wonder of the western world. The value as a lending library is astronomical.

Being called a poet as a rock ’n’ roll musician is like being called a physicist as a baseball player. It might have some application but it’s pretty remote. - Richard Hell

by fridaynightfan on Apr 2, 2011 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matsui and Cust project remarkably similar

They project almost exactly the same, which is not at all surprising considering they’ve been nearly identically productive at the plate over the past three years.

by Danny on Apr 4, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha bon voyage.

I don’t think i’ll ever be able to abscond the A’s. Whether they’re in Oakland or not. Want them to stay in Oakland but anything to make them BETTER as a franchise.

I was born in to the Oakland A’s. Went to them as a kid with my dad. A lot of hours spent together during those times.

"I thought it was going in," Warriors center Chris Hunter said. "It looked like the invisible man tipped it away at the last second."

"He's chicken curry right now. He'll become beef curry a little later on."
-Keith Smart

by kenntoe on Apr 1, 2011 12:16 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm reading this April 5th, and so I was completely fooled

I’m getting too old. I took every single April Fool’s prank as “real” (especially Google’s new e-mail app) and could only originate dull desultory pranks on my own.

2011: Go Athletics!

by One won lost won on Apr 5, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im sorry. Im not a re g here but want two say first two poster are idiots

Do you know the date? or the poster. This man bleeds green and gold. If this is not an april fools joke he will be hunted down and forced to watch as the Giants finish in 3rd and the A’s reclaim their rightful crown in first place. Yes I am drunk but anyone not realizing this is a joke needs to be put down

by TLong hates to swing on Apr 1, 2011 12:20 AM PDT reply actions   3 recs

and being 4 blocks from pac-com park is nice too

I worked down near there for a year++, so I know the temptation.

Was at work when Bonds broke the record, saw the fireworks. Can’t complain about fireworks.

by MobiusKlein on Apr 1, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was hilarious!

the last 2 paragraphs were great.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Apr 1, 2011 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL'd at the last two paragraphs

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Apr 1, 2011 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

APRIL FOOLS!?

Please, I hope!?

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Apr 1, 2011 12:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Dude, you better change your avatar back tomorrow.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 1, 2011 1:07 AM PDT reply actions  

You, sir, are a Master Thespian.

And I salute you.

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Apr 1, 2011 1:19 AM PDT reply actions  

This is the equivalent of calling mom at 3am, drunk, and telling her I was in jail.

The A’s can cut and run, or they can wipe the blood from their face and rise, eyes ablaze and fists cocked.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 1, 2011 3:09 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

If you actually did that, that's frickin' awesome.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 1, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course I did that. More than once, I think.

The A’s can cut and run, or they can wipe the blood from their face and rise, eyes ablaze and fists cocked.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 1, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, as an April Fool's joke, or for real?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 1, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking for real

My brother tried to do that to my parents when he was in college. He had one of his friends do the calling. It failed miserably because his friend pronounced our last name correctly.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Apr 2, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, no. April Fools. See how that's different than just casually lying, Matt?

The A’s can cut and run, or they can wipe the blood from their face and rise, eyes ablaze and fists cocked.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get. Over. It.

Dude, I literally posted it at 12:01am and made it pretty obvious I wasn’t being serious. You’re just pissed that you didn’t pick up on it.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Apr 2, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I'm not angry at all.

I’m not pissed at all. I just don’t see how lying substitutes for any sort of prank. That’s not a prank. It’s just lying.

The A’s can cut and run, or they can wipe the blood from their face and rise, eyes ablaze and fists cocked.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2011 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see how it's any different than this very post

The only difference is in size, thoroughness, and quality. On top of which I thought it was clear I wasn’t being serious and it was no different that what harensheir mentioned in the same thread not 20 or so posts below it making me think he got it. I didn’t react this poorly when you bailed on me without even a response to last year’s tailgate making me more or less miss most of it while waiting for you to tell me one way or the other whether I was giving you a ride.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Apr 3, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it's not a reaction about you not showing up. Nor is it really about me thinking you decieved me.

It’s about when did April Fools become I’m going to lie to you and that the April Fools. It’s not even specifically you, although this is an example of it.

Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 4, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was also at Disneyland a few days ago

and the amount of orange and black was sickening, though not unexpected. I wore an A’s jacket and got a “Let’s go Oakland” out of a passerby, which is better than I usually do from the throngs of Angels fans.

by Jimmy McSquiggins on Apr 1, 2011 4:17 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

to be fair

San Francisco Public Schools have this week off for spring break, so SF families are likely to go down there now, more than normal. Add that to the Giants opening in LA (beat LA! we at least can agree on that) and we have an understanding.

by MobiusKlein on Apr 1, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

9 times out of 10, I will root for the Dodgers when they play SF

Pssh, I got heckled for my A’s decal on my car on my way home last night by two 20-something girls hanging out of some BMW that is probably less than a year old for liking such a bad team. I was grinning ear-to-ear when I heard the Dodgers pulled it out, on SF errors no less.

That said, LA teams are more than welcome to take last place in the AL and NL West anyday.

by RedOscar on Apr 1, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clever post

I don’t think anyone that is truly a diehard fan could jump ship to the other side.

The greenmachine

by greenmachine on Apr 1, 2011 5:22 AM PDT reply actions  

good luck with that

There’s a reason it took “them” 56 years to win a Championship. If you can give up on the A’s, then you were never truly a fan

by PistolPete7556 on Apr 1, 2011 5:47 AM PDT reply actions  

You got me. You totally got me.

I was so pissed for a minute … then the light bulb came on. Awesome job. Thank God you’re not serious. But you had me going, that’s for sure. I was ready to punch something.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Apr 1, 2011 6:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I was really mad too

now I feel like an idiot

John 3:16

by A'sFanDFW on Apr 1, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot is was April fools day

Thanks for reminding me.

Jack Cust: Nothing but true results…. Sac OPS: .964

by Athletics fan and runner on Apr 1, 2011 6:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Yooooouuuuu DICK!

Next you are going to tell me that you have a jacket like Stu Nahan. Brilliant.

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 1, 2011 6:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I totally forgot about the date.

Now no one will believe that I really DID have a sex change operation last night.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Apr 1, 2011 7:44 AM PDT reply actions  

{call me}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 1, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

I vibrated with joy that join A's. -- Kim Seong-min

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 1, 2011 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

You suck for making me believe this for about 2 minutes

And yes, please change your avatar back tomorrow.

"Hey anyone can join in...as long as they talk about me." - Mr. Bed
"If aliens were going to communicate with Earth, they'd contact you first." - my GF

by cuppingmaster on Apr 1, 2011 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Must have been the hardest thing you ever typed!

You have a strong stomach.

You had me until you said you were GIVEN playoff tickets behind home plate.
The lie stretched too thin at that point and i could see your Cheshire grin behind it.

Great idea for a prank though
but don’t ever do it again

If you are going through hell, keep going. -W. Churchill

by rustwarrior on Apr 1, 2011 8:07 AM PDT reply actions  

You got me, babe

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.

by doctorK on Apr 1, 2011 8:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to the better side, fellow new Giants fan!

Where’s the best place to get one of those awesome panda hats or fake beards?

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Apr 1, 2011 8:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Coke bottle

Jumping ship with you, OP. Since I live in the ‘territorial rights" of the giants, it’s only obvious that I join the “local” team.

I can’t wait to slide down the coke bottle. It’s what being a baseball fan is all about.

Let's play two.

by Stew's Crew on Apr 1, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is NOT funny.

But it’s hilarious. I’M SO CONFUSED.

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Apr 1, 2011 8:30 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

And Sidd Finch was real...

At one point in my life I liked Dave Kingman more than Rickey Henderson. I was stupid.

by the_rozeboom on Apr 1, 2011 8:32 AM PDT reply actions  

You could never play Brian Sabean's body double

And that’s a good thing.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Apr 1, 2011 8:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Hoping this is an April Fools

but if its not… you sir are a TRADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. - Yogi Berra

by SoCal As Fan on Apr 1, 2011 8:42 AM PDT reply actions  

No, Billy Beane is a trader

And OP played Brad Pitt playing Billy…

Oh. Oh, wait. I see what you did there.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Apr 1, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You totally got me.

But I am the most gullible person around. I do hope this is a joke — and that we will see you as soon as you are “on your feet” again (literally!). And bring my calendar please!!

Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.

by skigurl on Apr 1, 2011 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Lets have OP do a dramatic reading.

I’d like to see another fireside chat with his pipe!

by hishnik on Apr 1, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Disbelief

followed by rage,
followed by scorn,
followed by a pledge of vengeance (in comment form),
followed by the skimming of comments,
followed by uncertainty,
followed by hope,
followed by relief,
followed by joy!

by eastbayallday on Apr 1, 2011 9:44 AM PDT reply actions   3 recs

sounds about right for me too

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Apr 1, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

For me it was more...

read “Farewell…”
followed by seeing OP wrote it…
followed by gloss over looking for an April Fools line…
followed by not seeing one, but thinking… aahh… OP…

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Apr 1, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn this was good

I glanced at the post on my phone and was in a silent rage on the bus. I work 2 blocks from AT&T park, live in SF, and I thought my only respite, AN, was infiltrated as well.

You really got me!

I was thinking, right after the whole fantasy camp? Really?

by Billy Frijoles on Apr 1, 2011 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Ugghh

Optimist Prime, it hurtttsss us, to hear you say this about my Precious….

Happy Opening Day.

by SteveMcPhatty on Apr 1, 2011 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Totally fooled

My immediate response was disgust. Then I thought, “Well, good luck fool!” What a fool I feel like now.

syh

by quietfan on Apr 1, 2011 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Is that her O face?

"As the tag line of my favorite dirty joke would have it: 'Keep your hat on. We could wind up miles from here.'" ~Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus

by Elvez on Apr 1, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Either way it's not very flattering.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Apr 1, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poxing the Prime

appears to have jinxed you finding the great AN Tailgate.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Jim Brewer, Boys' Life, 1954

by LibrariAN on Apr 2, 2011 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 1, 2011 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I love you.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 1, 2011 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Cman man

Ryan christianson would not be proud..

by RickRoller on Apr 1, 2011 10:52 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Cman man

Ryan christianson would not be proud..

by RickRoller on Apr 1, 2011 10:53 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Nicely Done, Sir

You had me raging, until I remembered that today was, indeed, April 1. Nicely done, sir. Nicely done.

Tear down Mount Davis!

by polytician on Apr 1, 2011 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I was fooled.

The funny thing is I just pulled an April Fool’s thing myself, and yet I still was gullible. Sheesh.

I bleed green and gold!!! (my doctor is worried)

by Vaillant on Apr 1, 2011 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

You suck. ;-)

"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."

-Charles Manson

by kaweahkaweah on Apr 1, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

OK - now you're scaring me.....

Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]

by Berry Jo on Apr 1, 2011 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

(Psst... it's the drugs talking... want some?)

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Apr 1, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

April Fools?

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Apr 1, 2011 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Totally, Totally Fell For It.

That was awesome.

Don’t ever f—king do it again.

by ChandlerAsFan on Apr 1, 2011 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This post was created

using GMAIL Motion….

I fell for about 4 april fools posts already, didn’t fall for this one

I’ve been overwhelmed and I’ve been underwhelmed. Can I ever just be whelmed?

by closetasfan on Apr 1, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Well played sir...well played

"I was right and you were wrong." - Ray Fosse

by kbtoyz on Apr 1, 2011 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks and I hope you all had as good of a laugh as I did writing it

I could never, ever, ever be a Giants fan.

Let’s have a great game, great season, and LET’S GO OAKLAND!

I got nothin'

by OptimistPrime on Apr 1, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   4 recs

[shakes fist]

the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust

by stm72 on Apr 2, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet April Fools!!!

Join my Quest to bring Back Faith and Family Values in America!!! http://faithandvalues.blogspot.com/

by Athletic on Apr 1, 2011 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Alas, all too plausible

Thanks for a great chain-yanker! Funny but also so plausible as to be scary. There are undoubtedly more than a few bandwagon riders out there who have actually jumped over the Bay for these kinds of reasons. However, even before remembering the date I got the feeling that a bandwagon jumper going from the A’s to the Giants this year is rather like a stock market player selling a stock when it reaches a low and buying another stock when it reaches an all-time high. Even if you’re a bandwagon rider you should try to buy low and sell high, rather than the reverse.

So when is CT’s dugout show going to start? I’m listening to some country chick sing “when you think of Tim McGraw I hope you think of me.” Huh? Those rednecks are too sophisticated for me.

by A's Believer on Apr 1, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jarringly Overt Karmic Error

Now that’s the comment that had me falling off my chair. <3 your wit.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Jim Brewer, Boys' Life, 1954

by LibrariAN on Apr 2, 2011 12:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Ooh, I hadn't noticed that before.

That’s really sweet, EN.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 2, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hide li'l Easter Eggs in there for people like you to discover =)

Empires may crumble, FIP statistics may lose their meaning, but only a Keetsa mattress puts years back on your life while you're sleeping.

by emperor nobody on Apr 2, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could write that.

I will NEVER be a Giants fan but sometimes I sure wish I could “quit” the A’s. I’ve been a fan for 30 years and it is really hard now. Who cares that this was an April Fool’s joke 90% of it is true. The emperor is naked, I love it.

by fansince1980 on Apr 2, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I recommend

a broader view. I like to follow the single A Stockton Ports as well as the AAA Rivercats in Sacramento. Gives me a bigger picture of the good things the organization is doing. And it’s fun to go to those games.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Jim Brewer, Boys' Life, 1954

by LibrariAN on Apr 2, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I a groll

if I point out that you don’t really commemorate something as it happens? A year from now we might commemorate it.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Apr 4, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoot

This was an April Fools gag? It pretty much reflected my thinking.

by gregorymark on Apr 6, 2011 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

I love this post

and hate the fact that it tells the story that many A’s fans in the Bay Area need to say with more than their lack of attendance. Fans have to say that there’s not a quality product being delivered, from entering the parking lot for $17 to barely any energy in the stands, to a team responding like a bunch of christians being thrown to the lions.

I will stay an A’s fan and never retreat to the Gnats, but I think that Lew Wolf and Co need to be reading these posts. It’s ridiculous that Wolf can’t challenge major league baseball and up and leave. What are they going to do if the A’s just decide to move to SJ? Contract them? As if that’s not already the plan, based on the ongoing (3 years!) study that has no deadline.

How many of you work in professional settings where this kind of business model would be tolerated? I especially like the statement Optimist made about tarping off the third deck seats rather than giving them away cheaply to inspire interest. There’s all kinds of was to do that, but the marketing department only seems to have time to develop silly ads with the players acting dumb. How entertaining.

I, too, am frustrated with this ownership. Force the issue, Lew, and demand a decision. Or just sell the team, please.

Haleakalu

by haleakalu on Apr 10, 2011 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

When it comes to the A's...

I was never a bandwagon jumper. I fell in love with them for two reasons. First I was brought up with them, my dad bringing me to games before they won any of their seasons or series in the late 80’s. And second, because they’re the underdog less loved team in the Bay Area. I always loved them because no one loves them, despite the fact they’ve historically been the better team. Call me Mary Mary Quite Contrary. And no amount of screw ups by the FO will change that.

by athletics68 on Apr 12, 2011 8:59 AM PDT reply actions  

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