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DLD 3.4.11 - Miscellany

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Coco Crisp apologized for his DUI arrest. (USA Today)

"Obviously I'm embarrassed," he said. "I'm sorry; the sorry is genuine. A lot of people look up to me and, obviously, this was a decision that was not the right decision. One thing I don't want to ever be -- and I feel that I am right now -- is a distraction. I don't want it to be a distraction for any of players who have to answer questions for myself."

(Twitter)

Sorry to everyone! my family, friends, MLB and my fans. I know I let a lot of ppl down and again I am sorry. I'll talk more 2morrow, Gnite.

via Twitter for iPad

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Former A's OF Travis Buck, now with the Indians: "Baseball is so fun again." (BANG)

Buck, 27, referred to things he put up with "both on the field and in the clubhouse" with the A's but declined to identify which individuals might have been the source of that.

"Half the time I didn't know my role, and the communication was kind of nonexistent," he said. "I was so screwed up in my head to where I wasn't able to be myself."

In the A's defense, Buck's various health setbacks -- which ranged from oblique injuries to postconcussion syndrome to shin splints -- left them with no choice but to explore other outfield options.

Still no news on new stadium, Wolff getting fed up. (Sacramento Business Journal)

"They’ve had time enough to explore anything," Wolff told Bloomberg. "We’re getting close to the point Bud is going to make a decision."

A's pick a new lawyer. Someday, this will be PaulThomas, no? (SF Business Times)

In his new position Kraetsch will be responsible for all legal and human resource matters for the baseball club.

Prior to joining the A’s in 2007, Kraetsch was an attorney at the law firm of Leo & Weber PC in Chicago.

Can't recall if this has been posted, but Will Carroll's excellent Team Health Report. (Sports Illustrated)

The A's are getting more serious about getting this part of their team out of the bottom of the rankings, bringing in former Rays assistant Nick Paparesta to rebuild the medical staff. There are new doctors as well, but we'll see just how quickly, if at all, they can turn things around. Bob Alejo, the S&C coach most known for his work with Jason Giambi, still wields quite a bit of power in the organization and any sort of "not on the same page" issues sap the possibility of a turnaround. With a lot of risk on the roster, Paparesta's got one heck of a challenge this year, which is why no staff should ever be judged on one-year numbers.

Jerry Crasnick tracks former can't-miss prospects such as Lastings Milledge and one-time A Jeremy Hermida. (ESPN)

Predicting which young baseball prospects will hit it big is always an exercise in craps shooting. But, as one veteran scout recently observed, "Toolsy outfielders are the biggest hit-and-miss players of all." If you doubt those words of caution, just remember the names Wily Mo Pena, Ruben Rivera, Chad Mottola, Darnell McDonald, Joe Borchard and Mike Kelly, to name a few.

I miss Arizona

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I do hope Buck does well

He’s always had all the skills. Well, except for the staying healthy one…

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
needs moar bacon

by cuppingmaster on Mar 4, 2011 8:14 AM PST reply actions  

He was always approachable and nice from the stands....

He was actually willing to talk about his intense Yoga club that he, Harden, and Dan Johnson did on the side together.
I am very curious who rubbed him the wrong way in the clubhouse.

by hishnik on Mar 4, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't all three of those guys have injury issues?

Better lay off the yoga, gents.

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
needs moar bacon

by cuppingmaster on Mar 4, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

see, that was his problem...
He was actually willing to talk about his intense Yoga club

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT YOGA CLUB!

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

"I want you... to Down Dog... as hard as you can."

"As the tag line of my favorite dirty joke would have it: 'Keep your hat on. We could wind up miles from here.'" ~Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus

by Elvez on Mar 4, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

And to celebrate, here's a song I cut & pasted from the Internet myself....
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

Well it’s time to celebrate your birthday,
It happens every year.
We’ll eat a lot of broccoli, and drink a lot of beer.
You should be good and happy that there’s somethin’ you can eat.
A million people every day are starvin’ in the street.
Your daddy’s in the gutter with the wretched and the poor.
Your mama’s in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four.
There’s garbage in the water,
There’s poison in the sky.
I guess it won’t be long before we’re all gonna die!

(Chorus)

Well, what’s the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can.
We’ll soon be blown to bits!
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose.
Their finger’s on the button, all they need is an excuse.
It doesn’t take a military genius to see
We’ll all be Crispy Critters after World War III.
There’s nowhere you can run to,
Nowhere you can hide.
When they drop the big one,
We all get fried.

Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?

(Chorus)

Well, there’s a punk in the alley, and he’s lookin’ for a fight.
There’s an Arab on the corner buyin’ everything in sight.
There’s a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed.
Seems that everywhere you look today, there’s misery and greed.
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,
But that’s no reason why we shouldn’t have a little fun.
So if you think it’s scary, if it’s more than you can take,
Just blow out the candles,
And have a piece of cake.

(Chorus)

(wow!)

(Chorus)

And a pinch to grow an inch!

—Happy Birthday – Weird Al Yankovic

by LoneStranger on Mar 4, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Is Weird Al an A's fan?
I guess it won’t be long before we’re all gonna die!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Mar 4, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

he'd fit right in.

the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust

by stm72 on Mar 4, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks Giggs!

Growing up, Bloomie always did get all the attention.

I got nothin'

by OptimistPrime on Mar 4, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Can I be you for your birthday?

I imagine there is some type of swanky party happening with lots of hot, large breasted, scantily clad women and tons of booze and flashing lights and music and stuff.

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Mar 4, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that's just lunch hour.

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Mar 4, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Screw Buck

I am so sick of these punks bad mouthing the organization after they are jettisoned. No class, regardless of how he was treated, he should keep his mouth shut. Publicly lambasting an organization just makes you look trite and petty. Guess he did not mention anything in the interview about not being able to stay healthy, or not being very good when he had his multiple opportunities on the field. New organization? Sorry, new uni, new park, new team, same old Buck.

I got nothin'

by OptimistPrime on Mar 4, 2011 9:26 AM PST reply actions  

He'll be in Grieve-Piatt land by 2013.

Selling annuities or something…

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

No ones signed BoCro yet either

Buck sucks at baseball and had a lucky 3 months in 2007. He needs to show more respect that he still is involved in MLB.

by PL78 on Mar 7, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

OKAY

Signed,

OAH

Screw Buck

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Mar 4, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Beat me to it.

Again.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Mar 4, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

it would help if you checked in more than once a week

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Mar 4, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Mar 4, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

he has a point.

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Mar 4, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate him.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Mar 4, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I know.

It’s not your fault.

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Mar 4, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I know.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Mar 4, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

(it's my fault)

All flash no substance hair twirler.

by pam5981 on Mar 4, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

we know

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.

by mikev on Mar 4, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

This is random.

But could you post that picture of the kid missing the ball with the caption “you, the point”? I could use that right now.

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Mar 5, 2011 3:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Im pretty sure he did mention the injuries

Just wasn’t noted in the OP

"Some field has fences, and sometime, the field cant hold a player, but most of the time, a field cant hold Domingo"

www.domingobeisbol.com/Domingo/Home.html

by hero66 on Mar 4, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Birthday greetings

to Bloom and Optimist. Wonderful and wacky gentlemen, both.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Mar 4, 2011 10:05 AM PST reply actions  

Happy birthday to the Pisceses...

opposite of Leo…

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

There needs to be a Travis poll

Choose between Cup’s “I hope he does well” sentiment, and OP’s “I’m so sick of these punks”.

Me, I’m with Cup. I want Travis to be awesome in Cleveland. So awesome that a year from now he’s grouped with Andre Ethier, Nelson Cruz, etc, as one of those guys we never should have let get away.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Mar 4, 2011 10:34 AM PST reply actions  

Oh, god.

All flash no substance hair twirler.

by pam5981 on Mar 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't want him to be THAT good

He can be the next Marlon Byrd

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
needs moar bacon

by cuppingmaster on Mar 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I want nothing to do with Travis' pole.

"As the tag line of my favorite dirty joke would have it: 'Keep your hat on. We could wind up miles from here.'" ~Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus

by Elvez on Mar 4, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting article,

All i know is that the Colisuem Team store better have taken down the Chavez and Buck poster on the outside wall.

by hishnik on Mar 4, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha! THIS!

Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]

by Berry Jo on Mar 4, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

"The sorry is genuine"

I really like this phrase for some reason.

by Emmett89 on Mar 4, 2011 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

both slusser and Stiglich seemed to agree that he appeared remorseful

In either case, I just hope he can play 140+ games.

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
needs moar bacon

by cuppingmaster on Mar 4, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

one game per twitter character?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Mar 7, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm glad Coco said all the obligatory contrite things.

I mean, maybe they’re phony and obligatory, but even if so that’s still better than the alternative, which is to be a dick and not say all that sorry stuff that you’re supposed to say.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Mar 4, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

If today is your birthday....Happy Birthday!

If today isn’t your birthday….Happy Friday!

But seriously, folks....

by B.E.D. on Mar 4, 2011 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

hey Bed

With a nearly 1000 comment DLD, I think that means you are DLD king

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
needs moar bacon

by cuppingmaster on Mar 4, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha!....well 589 of those comments were by me so that helped.

I like doing DLD’s though….I hope to do 3-4 a month.

But seriously, folks....

by B.E.D. on Mar 4, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I like your DLD's because of the free open bar.

You treat us like we’re sportswriters from the 50’s, and it is much appreciated.

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

If I were around in the 50's, I'd'a been a rock star.

I’d’a been all like, “Buddy… why the f**k are we touring in the North in the winter? Let’s take Richie and the Bopper and go play Cuba and Mexico instead.”

Then I would have had Colonel Tom Parker killed and started a supergroup with Elvis and Bob Dylan called the Traveling Dingleberries.

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

then, after the inevitable drug problems and years of irrelevance, i.e. the 80's

I’d storm back with a major comeback, recording with hip producers and experimenting with modern sounds, until finally, I call a major press conference, announcing that I’m getting a sex change operation so I can unseat Madonna as queen of the pop charts.

I’d die in the early 2000’s, and Lady Gaga would eventually wear a dress made out of my skin.

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Behind the Music on VH-1

The Gaijin_Suketto Story.

But seriously, folks....

by B.E.D. on Mar 4, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you have hairy legs and back?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Mar 4, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

So I woke up this morning and it's warm and windy out and for the first time

it feels like Spring here and it made me ready for baseball….the itch is back as I’m going from NFL to MLB mode.

But seriously, folks....

by B.E.D. on Mar 4, 2011 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

doing yardwork today a little later.

gonna be blasting the game as loud as my computer speakers will go.

I have Bose’s so, it should be audible clear across the street if I open up the windows, which I am seriously considering.

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

You were Bill King's pool boy?

And why didn’t he work day games?

"Everybody in the building is standing except for people in a wheelchair." - Doug Woog

"It’s like the lost burrito of Atlantis." - jeepers

by Where's My Burrito? on Mar 4, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

i think they make a cream for that itch

the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust

by stm72 on Mar 4, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep and you have to rub it on 162 times during the year

I think the boys are going to be fun to watch this year.

But seriously, folks....

by B.E.D. on Mar 4, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

A lot of seasons I'm full of hope, but have nagging doubts.

I don’t feel like that this year. Whenever I think of the 2011 A’s, I get the taste of blood in my mouth… opponents’ blood.

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i love your guys' optimism

the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust

by stm72 on Mar 4, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Feel free to get on board.

Face it… you’re going to feel disappointed if the A’s have a bad year, whether you were optimistic about it in advance or not.

There are many good reasons to be optimistic… The rotation is better, the bullpen is better, Willingham and DeJesus upgrade the outfield. The bench is better. The Rangers are a 90 win team, and the Angels probably aren’t even that good. They’re banking on Hunter and Wells and a healthy Morales, and they’re not going to get good seasons out of all of them, maybe not even out of any of them. Seattle is looking terrible.

This division is ripe for the taking.

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

It makes you feel better to hear Ken's opening every night.

It makes after-victory sex feel better.

I personally believe that it alters quantum reality and makes different events occur, on many different scales.

Negative people aren’t just perceiving that more negative shit happens to them; it really does.

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

All flash no substance hair twirler.

by pam5981 on Mar 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha. Spring brings optimism to everyone.

I laugh because up here I can read all sorts of articles about how this could be the Mariners’ year. Erik Bedard is back and healthy for a full season, along with more greatness from Felix. Carp and Mangini look great and either one could be this year’s breakout young star. Figgins/Gutierrez/Aardsma should bounce back from an uncharacteristically bad season. Defense is still good. Division is weak. Etc etc.

Not saying that’s not bullshit. Just saying that it’s easy to believe the bullshit in spring, no matter where you are.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Mar 4, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that Mariners BS is really hard to swallow.

They’re going to be really really bad.

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is surprising because this time last year

so many baseball “experts” were saying what a genius Mariners GM Jack Zduriencik was.

But seriously, folks....

by B.E.D. on Mar 4, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that feeling

I felt it around year 3 of when Gruden was coaching the Raiders….I’d love for the A’s to be the big boys on the block again.

I want more Bash Brothers and less Moneyball A’s but that’s just because that’s what I grew up with and loved.

But seriously, folks....

by B.E.D. on Mar 4, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

We are opening up all the windows

out here in Boston. I’m very excited.

by colin on Mar 6, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I've never been to a Kings game.

As long as the WWE’s still willing/able to book 2-3 dates a year at Arco, I’m happy.

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I went to tons of Kings games....Arco used to rock

I feel bad for all my Kings fan friends

But seriously, folks....

by B.E.D. on Mar 4, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

me too, but there was no way I wanted one cent of public money spent to keep them.

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 4, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

fair enough

it seems odd to go down to SoCal to be less popular than the Clippers but the Maloofs never struck me as all that bright.

But seriously, folks....

by B.E.D. on Mar 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

If they were smart, they would have gone farther inland

Not enough people for baseball, but the Riverside area could probably support a basketball team.

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
needs moar bacon

by cuppingmaster on Mar 4, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It sounds like they're going anywhere with a semi decent building

and a interest free 100 million dollar loan….I think they’re broke.

But seriously, folks....

by B.E.D. on Mar 4, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I could use the latter

with a 1000 year repayment term

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
needs moar bacon

by cuppingmaster on Mar 4, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Does an NBA team move about every damned year???

"Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Mar 4, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The NBA is not a league. It's sports-entertainment.

"You know what I love?....Winning!"- B.E.D., Charlie, The Reverend Billy Lard, and You!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Mar 6, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

it's not entertaining enough to be that

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Mar 7, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice interview with Coco

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/interview-coco-crisp-03-04-2011

I didn’t know he was part of RBI as a kid.

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
needs moar bacon

by cuppingmaster on Mar 4, 2011 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

.
TCC: How do you keep entertained during Spring Training, which is an especially grueling time of year?

um…

the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust

by stm72 on Mar 4, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy birthday LB and OP.

in the words of Bart Simpson:
I wish you better than your heart desires
And your first kiss from a boy

"Why is it listed as a fact on Wikipedia?" - hishnik

by stormtown on Mar 4, 2011 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

That's an awesome wish.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Mar 4, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy Birthday Bloom and OP!

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 4, 2011 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

A Matt... impressive?

From Yahoo! recap of yesterday’s game:

Carson has been impressive so far in his bid to earn a roster spot for Oakland. Along with getting two hits, he held onto the ball while slamming into the fence in right field after catching a drive by Wil Nieves in the fourth inning

"Everybody in the building is standing except for people in a wheelchair." - Doug Woog

"It’s like the lost burrito of Atlantis." - jeepers

by Where's My Burrito? on Mar 4, 2011 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

SPLAT.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Mar 4, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Rotoblurb says:

Andrew Bailey threw 20 pitches “to live batters”.

Now that zombie Chavvy is gone they have to specify.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Mar 4, 2011 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

I figured you'd say something about that

Maybe he threw them to recorded batters?

"Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Mar 4, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]

by Berry Jo on Mar 4, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw, Trav.

Glad he’s doing better.

{comment reposted from yesterday’s version of this dld}

by whiteshoes40 on Mar 4, 2011 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

So about once a week or so I go on the Raiders SBN site because stupid people make me laugh

and the site tried to give some sort of spam or spyware that my virus protection blocked and then warned me from going on the site….I think that’s a sign.

But seriously, folks....

by B.E.D. on Mar 4, 2011 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

When you're right, you're right.

And its sad, but I’m pretty much over the franchise, too. Been a fan for 40 years, but there needs to be a major reinvention for me to continue.

by lynnzgal on Mar 4, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I could go either way on the team right now

I was not a Cable fan and I think Hue Jackson has some potential but the team needs a GM who doesn’t want to play football like it’s 1968…. I just wish there was a website worthy of Raider fans on SBN.

But seriously, folks....

by B.E.D. on Mar 4, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone know where I can get Dewan +/- stats from last year?

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Mar 4, 2011 6:42 PM PST reply actions  

The Answer Man with Billy Beane

A GREAT Q & A with Billy Beane, courtesy of Yahoo.

It includes weird video of Craig Breslow discussing the merits of his left hand with an ardent young female officer. Must be seen to be believed, and then expunged from memory before it haunts your dreams and visions.

Being called a poet as a rock ’n’ roll musician is like being called a physicist as a baseball player. It might have some application but it’s pretty remote. - Richard Hell

by fridaynightfan on Mar 4, 2011 9:40 PM PST reply actions  

That's a parody of another video.

Google “Rex Ryan Foot Video”

Back when the surnacronyms were going, I came up with Brainy Reliever Exposes Sexy Left Out Window.

m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!

by JediLeroy on Mar 4, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

well done, sir

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Mar 6, 2011 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

mikev posted this in the gamethreads a couple days ago and then we talked about it in a DLD

I had the very same reaction, “what the crap is this really weird video?”. I didn’t even finish the foot video, too odd for my tastes.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Mar 5, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the foot thing is weird, the hand thing is well played

I guess…

Being called a poet as a rock ’n’ roll musician is like being called a physicist as a baseball player. It might have some application but it’s pretty remote. - Richard Hell

by fridaynightfan on Mar 5, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The Answer Man with Billy Beane

A GREAT Q & A with Billy Beane, courtesy of Yahoo.

It includes weird video of Craig Breslow discussing the merits of his left hand with an ardent young female officer. Must be seen to be believed, and then expunged from memory before it haunts your dreams and visions.

Being called a poet as a rock ’n’ roll musician is like being called a physicist as a baseball player. It might have some application but it’s pretty remote. - Richard Hell

by fridaynightfan on Mar 5, 2011 9:16 AM PST reply actions  

Stereo!!

Non-stat guy: "Yeah, whatever. You’re wrong." Stat guy: "No, you’re wrong." Non-stat guy: "Cool. Pass me a beer." Stat guy: "Here you go." Sigh, if only it was this easy.

by Tutu-late on Mar 5, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

It's always something

Being called a poet as a rock ’n’ roll musician is like being called a physicist as a baseball player. It might have some application but it’s pretty remote. - Richard Hell

by fridaynightfan on Mar 5, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I know this is a days old DLD

on the weekend and no one will see this but…

Onion+Jeter=funny

I am only pretty on the outside
dannycakes can also be called "hipsterbot," or "Gambit"

by Future Ed on Mar 6, 2011 9:52 AM PST reply actions  

I don't usually go for the snark, but that is awesome.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Mar 6, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

the buck article:
They had an announced crowd of 1,631 on Tuesday, which one longtime Phoenix Municipal Stadium employee remarked was the smallest he’d seen at the venue in 15 years.

there are probably more people watching a typical junior high school football game in texas.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Mar 7, 2011 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

they should move to tuscon

I am only pretty on the outside
dannycakes can also be called "hipsterbot," or "Gambit"

by Future Ed on Mar 7, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

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