A open letter to all A's fans

Friday

there is a reason 

to be there

even for the cynically wounded

because it is opening day

for the new uniforms

the cool swag

for batting practice

to get out of the office or work at home job

to avoid your crappy current dating scenario

to have a cold one and a entre

to kill time instead of killing yourself you can always kill yourself later

for eye candy means you better shake your money makers

for the masochistic joy of being a A's fan

to get out of the house and start enjoying the weather

to send a message to all of baseball we are not a dead organization.

I don't care if you hate Lew,Billy,Bob,Kara,Stomper

lets fill up those seats jam jam jam jam them up PeepHole

The 830 compound demands you to attend this game

Please i beg of You attend 

I want to see the seats full of popcorn throwing,drink spitting,hot dog launching rowdiness

a magical return to the hell raising A's fans of yesteryear

yes some of those people only come on cheap-o nites

who don't now a RBI from a Free Throw

a slide from a tackle

but they better come shaking there money makers.

We don't want to be compared to that other team across the water

Nurp to that!!!!

Please be there early catch a ball buy 14 hot dogs 

ask Milton Bradley if he knows a good shrink

quote stats on a megaphone until you are escorted out of the building

How about a OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

when the opposition is at bat.

Just show up

I want proof you were there to scanned tix posted here to me

drop everything just go to the first game so we can celebrate a new season

see you there I will be the guy with poofy sandy brown hair and dark framed glasses

with a smile on his face because he loves going to the ballpark.