No KenKo today, so I'll try my best: Halfway through our ballgame, it's 3-2 Halos after the A's broke through with an Arizona Walk-a-Thon in their half of the 5th. I had no idea we have Vinnie Chulk. Chris Carter needs to shift to a leather glove cuz the stone one isn't working. Brandon McCarthy has joined Outman and Devine in the "so far, so good" club, at least in that his arm is still attached. Rich Harden, like Generalissimo Francisco Franco before him, is still dead. At least to me, anyway.