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AN Hottie Poll — The Final Cut

There is a very important question that needs to be answered in this off-season: Now that Travis and Chavvy are gone, who is AN's favorite hottie on the team? We must research this.

To find the answer, we're running this set of polls. Vote for the player you think is most good-looking. Or if your favorite is not listed, vote "write-in" and name him in the comments. Anyone on the A's 40-man roster is eligible. All AN members are welcome to vote, regardless of gender or sexual preference. Straight guys, it's OK to judge how good-looking men are, so don't be shy. Go ahead and vote. It won't make you gay, I promise.

Daric and Andrew have made the list. Who will be #10? DeHotness? MaEl? Who will get the coveted last spot on the 10-man hottie roster?

Star-divide

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February is half over and that means two things: (1) my work life gets a lot busier, squeezing out whatever free time I may have had to cut and paste HTML code produce fascinating and thought-provoking FanPosts; and (2) spring training has begun, so there are more interesting things to read on AN than this silly poll. Put them together and it means curtains for this series.

Thanks to Future Ed for suggesting a nifty exit strategy. In the last round, Daric Barton and Andrew Bailey finished in a dead heat with 19 votes each. Rather than do a runoff poll, we'll just declare them tied for #8 and now one more poll finishes it off with a nice round ten.

This will be the last hottie poll FanPost. I've set the poll to close some time next week. When it does, you can count the votes yourself and announce it in a DLD if you like.


The Rankings So Far

#1 

26%

(Credit: Christian Petersen, Getty Images)

#47
Gio Gonzalez
(Giovany Aramis González)
5'11", 205 lbs
born Sep 19, 1985 (Virgo)

Pitcher, a regular in the starting rotation. Acquired before the 2008 season in the Swisher trade. Famous for his "Ojos Locos" TV ad.

#2 

27%

(via herraysbaseball.com, uncredited)

#15
Ryan Sweeney
(Ryan Joseph Sweeney)
6'4", 225 lbs
born Feb 20, 1985 (Pisces)

Outfielder. Aka "Swooney". Acquired before the 2008 season in the Swisher trade. A traditional favorite, he missed a lot of time last year due to injury, so we didn't see as much of him.

#3 

23% (in round 2)

(Credit: Athletics Magazine)

#18
Rich Harden
(James Richard Harden)
6'1", 195 lbs
born Nov 30, 1981 (Sagittarius)

Pitcher. Former starter for the A's, traded away mid-season 2008. Signed again just before Christmas for a one-year contract as a free agent, he will be given a chance to compete for the last starting spot. Known for his smirk (not pictured).

#4 

25%

(via ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com)

#28
Conor Jackson
(Conor Sims Jackson)
6'2", 215 lbs
born May 7, 1982 (Taurus)

Outfielder, aka "New Guy" even though he isn't new any more, famous for his eyebrows. Acquired mid-season last year. Majored in theater at Cal, guest-starred on General Hospital.

#5 

20%

(via worldseriesclub.com, uncredited)

#56
Craig Breslow
(Craig Andrew Breslow)
6'1", 180 lbs
born Aug 8, 1980 (Leo)

Relief pitcher. Played in five different organizations before Oakland claimed him off waivers from Minnesota in May 2009. Called "the smartest man in baseball" on account of his biochemistry and molecular biophysics degree from Yale.

#6 

36% (in runoff)

(via www.baseball-ladies.com, uncredited)

#16
Josh Willingham
(Joshua David Willingham)
6'2", 215 lbs
born Feb 17, 1979 (Aquarius)

Outfielder, acquired in trade just last month. Supposedly he's going to add power to our lame offense.

#7 

22%

(Credit: Tyler Bleszinski, Athletics Nation)

#8
Kurt Suzuki
(Kurt Kiyoshi Suzuki)
5'11", 195 lbs
born Oct 4, 1983 (Libra)

Catcher. From Hawaii. Drafted by the A's in the second round in 2004. Starting catcher since July 2007, when Jason Kendall was traded away.

(Credit: someone's Flickr set)

#10
Daric Barton
(Daric William Barton)
6'0", 215 lbs
born Aug 16, 1985 (Leo)

First Baseman. Aka Staplehead. Acquired after the 2004 season in the Mark Mulder trade. Famous for doing the splits and diving into shallow pools.

 #8 

(tied) 22% each

(Credit: AP Photo)

#40
Andrew Bailey
(Andrew Scott Bailey)
6'3", 245 lbs
born May 31, 1984 (Gemini)

Closer. Drafted by the A's in the sixth round in 2006. AL Rookie of the Year in 2009 and two-time All-Star.


Candidates for Round #10

(Credit: James Venes,
aka Flashfire)

#22
Chris Carter
(Vernon Christopher Carter)
6'5", 230 lbs
born Dec 18, 1986 (Sagittarius)

Built for DIИGERZ!!! aka Trogdor, the Beast. The A's #1 prospect, in his callup last year he started out 0-for-lots, but hope springs eternal. We're not sure what position he'll play. He seems too young to be a DH. At 1B or LF he, um, gets an E for effort.

(Credit: Chris Lockard, Scout.com)

#4
Coco Crisp
(Covelli Loyce Crisp)
6'0", 180 lbs
born Nov 1, 1979 (Scorpio)

Center fielder. Signed prior to the 2010 season. He missed more than half the season due to injury, but he was awesome when he did play. Cool hair, cool name ... what's not to like?

(credit: Getty Images)

#12
David DeJesus
(David Christopher DeJesús)
5'11", 190 lbs
born Dec 20, 1979 (Sagittarius)

Outfielder. Acquired this off-season in trade from the Royals. Described by Lookout Landing as "the most boring good player in baseball".

(Credit: JL Photog @ Flickr)

#14
Mark Ellis
(Mark William Ellis)
5'11", 195 lbs
born June 6, 1977 (Gemini)

Second baseman, aka the Unicorn, from South Dakota. Longest-tenured player with the team, made his major-league debut with the A's in 2002. Acquired from the Royals in the awesome three-way trade that turned Angel Berroa, A.J. Hinch and Ben Grieve into Johnny Damon, Cory Lidle, and Mark Ellis.

(Credit: Chris Lockard, Scout.com)

#15
Landon Powell
(Landon Reed Powell)
6'3", 255 lbs
born March 19, 1982 (Pisces)

Catcher. Drafted by the A's in the first round in 2004. Now plays backup to the A's 2004 second-round draft pick. Caught Dallas Braden's perfect game.

Poll
The #10 Hottie on the Oakland Athletics roster is:
Chris Carter
8 votes
Coco Crisp
9 votes
David DeJesus
46 votes
Mark Ellis
14 votes
Landon Powell
6 votes
write-in (specify in comments)
0 votes

83 votes | Poll has closed

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Wait, they have to be cut?

I may need recast some of my earlier votes.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Feb 17, 2011 9:22 PM PST reply actions  

Ahaha. Nicely done.

LIVE EST

Tape-delayed for the West Coast

by TheLetter2 on Feb 18, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No doubt, it's me.

Oh wait, I thought he said “oddest”.

I blame The Economy

by McFood on Feb 23, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

HI!

All flash no substance hair twirler.

by pam5981 on Feb 23, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, I see what Coco's talking about

That’s a great picture of David de Jesus.

But I still voted Mark Ellis.

by svetlanamonsoon on Feb 17, 2011 9:48 PM PST reply actions  

My goodness.

That picture of DeJesus has earned my vote.

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Feb 17, 2011 9:55 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I completely agree

the blue just wasn’t working for him.

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Feb 17, 2011 10:37 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I thought you'd still be voting for Daric, to break the tie.

I have to agree with you about DeJesus.

Fan: "Yeah, whatever. You’re wrong." Stat guy: "No, you’re wrong." Fan: "Cool. Pass me a beer." Stat guy: "Here you go." Sigh, if only it was this easy.

by Tutu-late on Feb 18, 2011 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

If there was a Daric button

I can’t say I wouldn’t click it. Coco would be my next choice…daaaayum :)

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Feb 18, 2011 8:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

mmmmmm

DeJesus

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Feb 17, 2011 11:14 PM PST reply actions  

DeJesus.

By a mile.

All flash no substance hair twirler.

by pam5981 on Feb 18, 2011 12:26 AM PST reply actions  

I thought that was CoJack?

Non-stat guy: "Yeah, whatever. You’re wrong." Stat guy: "No, you’re wrong." Non-stat guy: "Cool. Pass me a beer." Stat guy: "Here you go." Sigh, if only it was this easy.

by Tutu-late on Feb 18, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Oops, he was in GH. Sorry

Non-stat guy: "Yeah, whatever. You’re wrong." Stat guy: "No, you’re wrong." Non-stat guy: "Cool. Pass me a beer." Stat guy: "Here you go." Sigh, if only it was this easy.

by Tutu-late on Feb 18, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

get your soaps right! :-)

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
needs moar bacon

by cuppingmaster on Feb 18, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot to change the "Dial"

Non-stat guy: "Yeah, whatever. You’re wrong." Stat guy: "No, you’re wrong." Non-stat guy: "Cool. Pass me a beer." Stat guy: "Here you go." Sigh, if only it was this easy.

by Tutu-late on Feb 18, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you mean- "By a (s)mile"?

Non-stat guy: "Yeah, whatever. You’re wrong." Stat guy: "No, you’re wrong." Non-stat guy: "Cool. Pass me a beer." Stat guy: "Here you go." Sigh, if only it was this easy.

by Tutu-late on Feb 18, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

If we're going by physical attributes....then no.

The smile in that picture…yum.

All flash no substance hair twirler.

by pam5981 on Feb 18, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Suddenly DeJesus Reminds Me Of Swisher

Swisher with the A’s that is.
A rather uncanny likeness.

by Ray Johnson on Feb 18, 2011 5:25 AM PST reply actions  

I think DeJesus has an unfair advantage

because he has all those new photos of him online recently.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Feb 18, 2011 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, that's a real shame

Because the first nine polls were totally fair and no one ever had an advantage or disadvantage as a result of what pictures were available.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Feb 18, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

A RIGGED VOTE!!!

Non-stat guy: "Yeah, whatever. You’re wrong." Stat guy: "No, you’re wrong." Non-stat guy: "Cool. Pass me a beer." Stat guy: "Here you go." Sigh, if only it was this easy.

by Tutu-late on Feb 18, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It was spozed to be rigged for MaEl!!!

I guess I am just not that influential here….. ;-(

Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]

by Berry Jo on Feb 18, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot my winky/smiley face

just in case, that wasn’t a slam on your photo posting skills.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Feb 18, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually you provided multiple smiley faces.

Like you do with every post. ;-) :-) :-O

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Feb 19, 2011 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, look. The poll has closed.

DeHotness wins the #10 spot in a landslide.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Feb 24, 2011 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

YAY!

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Feb 24, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

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