There once was a commissioner from beer-town
Whose face wore an ugly leathery frown
Said he’d study the A’s
But after one thousand days
Only learned to keep a team down
After a plea from a couple of weeks ago, I am now trying to channel my anger towards our stadium situation in a creative way. Next to calling for all A’s fans to go to New York and stage an Occupy the Commissioner’s Office (we are the 99 A’s fans), I am at a loss as to what to do. So join in with your best limerick, haiku, or prose that embodies your frustration with MLB holding our beloved franchise hostage.