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AN Hottie Poll #6 - Runoff

There is a very important question that needs to be answered in this off-season: Now that Travis and Chavvy are gone, who is AN's favorite hottie on the team? We must research this.

To find the answer, we're running this set of polls. Vote for the player you think is most good-looking. Or if your favorite is not listed, vote "write-in" and name him in the comments. Anyone on the A's 40-man roster is eligible. All AN members are welcome to vote, regardless of gender or sexual preference. Straight guys, it's OK to judge how good-looking men are, so don't be shy. Go ahead and vote. It won't make you gay, I promise.

Voting for #6 was too close to call. Andrew Bailey and Daric Barton finished in a dead heat with 13 votes each. Josh Willingham and Kurt Suzuki were right behind with 12 and 11 votes respectively.

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Voting was light all around, which raises a second question: Is this only because a quick succession of fanposts pushed this one off the sidebar too soon, before some people had a chance to see it? Or is it because the idea has run its course and is no longer very interesting? Maybe it's enough to just rank the top five and leave it alone beyond that.

Therefore this week's poll has two question in one. First, choose your favorite hottie from among the four runoff candidates. (No write-in option this time, since it's a runoff.) Then say whether you want to continue these polls beyond #5. SBN software doesn't allow for two separate questions, so it's just one double question; pick the choice from among eight options that answers both questions for you.

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The Rankings So Far

#1 

26%

(Credit: Christian Petersen, Getty Images)

#47
Gio Gonzalez
(Giovany Aramis González)
5'11", 205 lbs
born Sep 19, 1985 (Virgo)

Pitcher, a regular in the starting rotation. Acquired before the 2008 season in the Swisher trade. Famous for his "Ojos Locos" TV ad.

#2 

27%

(via herraysbaseball.com, uncredited)

#15
Ryan Sweeney
(Ryan Joseph Sweeney)
6'4", 225 lbs
born Feb 20, 1985 (Pisces)

Outfielder. Aka "Swooney". Acquired before the 2008 season in the Swisher trade. A traditional favorite, he missed a lot of time last year due to injury, so we didn't see as much of him.

#3 

23% (in round 2)

(Credit: Athletics Magazine)

#18
Rich Harden
(James Richard Harden)
6'1", 195 lbs
born Nov 30, 1981 (Sagittarius)

Pitcher. Former starter for the A's, traded away mid-season 2008. Signed again just before Christmas for a one-year contract as a free agent, he will be given a chance to compete for the last starting spot. Known for his smirk (not pictured).

#4 

25%

(via ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com)

#28
Conor Jackson
(Conor Sims Jackson)
6'2", 215 lbs
born May 7, 1982 (Taurus)

Outfielder, aka "New Guy" even though he isn't new any more, famous for his eyebrows. Acquired mid-season last year. Majored in theater at Cal, guest-starred on General Hospital.

#5 

20%

(via worldseriesclub.com, uncredited)

#56
Craig Breslow
(Craig Andrew Breslow)
6'1", 180 lbs
born Aug 8, 1980 (Leo)

Relief pitcher. Played in five different organizations before Oakland claimed him off waivers from Minnesota in May 2009. Called "the smartest man in baseball" on account of his biochemistry and molecular biophysics degree from Yale.


Candidates for Round #6 (Runoff)

(Credit: AP Photo)

#40
Andrew Bailey
(Andrew Scott Bailey)
6'3", 245 lbs
born May 31, 1984 (Gemini)

Closer. Drafted by the A's in the sixth round in 2006. AL Rookie of the Year in 2009 and two-time All-Star.

(Credit: Getty Images)

#10
Daric Barton
(Daric William Barton)
6'0", 215 lbs
born Aug 16, 1985 (Leo)

First Baseman. Aka Staplehead. Acquired after the 2004 season in the Mark Mulder trade. Famous for doing the splits and diving into shallow pools.

(Credit: Tyler Bleszinski, Athletics Nation)

#8
Kurt Suzuki
(Kurt Kiyoshi Suzuki)
5'11", 195 lbs
born Oct 4, 1983 (Libra)

Catcher. From Hawaii. Drafted by the A's in the second round in 2004. Starting catcher since July 2007, when Jason Kendall was traded away.

(via www.baseball-ladies.com, uncredited)

#16
Josh Willingham
(Joshua David Willingham)
6'2", 215 lbs
born Feb 17, 1979 (Aquarius)

Outfielder, acquired in trade just last month. Supposedly he's going to add power to our lame offense.

Poll
Who is the #6 hottie on the Oakland A's roster AND should we continue these polls beyond #6?
Andrew Bailey — yes, it's fun, let's keep going
15 votes
Daric Barton — yes, it's fun, let's keep going
18 votes
Kurt Suzuki — yes, it's fun, let's keep going
17 votes
Josh Willingham — yes, it's fun, let's keep going
19 votes
Andrew Bailey — no, five is enough, let's stop
9 votes
Daric Barton — no, five is enough, let's stop
5 votes
Kurt Suzuki — no, five is enough, let's stop
7 votes
Josh Willingham — no, five is enough, let's stop
18 votes

108 votes | Poll has closed

Comment 42 comments  |  5 recs  | 

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I haven't voted in all of them

But I enjoy reading and voting, and appreciate all the work you’ve put in, Iglew, so I hope they continue, but we shall see how the poll turns out!

by el generico on Jan 31, 2011 2:33 AM PST reply actions  

I say let’s keep going, at least for now. I applaud AN for taking this brave step — normally, I’d have to visit Ladies… to find this kind of hard-hitting journalism.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 31, 2011 7:43 AM PST reply actions  

Is someone stuffing the ballot for Daric?

Please only vote once. If you’re registered, it will only let you vote once, but there are fairly simple tricks you can do to cheat. Please don’t.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jan 31, 2011 9:52 AM PST reply actions  

It's a sad world

if people need to stuff the ballot box on a vote for 6th hottest A’s player.

by el generico on Jan 31, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

are you saying Daric stuffs?

I am only pretty on the outside
dannycakes can also be called "hipsterbot"

by Future Ed on Jan 31, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I just think he has one of the better photos here

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jan 31, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't do it I swear!

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Jan 31, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh-oh, I see some thunderclouds gathering over you.

Fan: "Yeah, whatever. You’re wrong." Stat guy: "No, you’re wrong." Fan: "Cool. Pass me a beer." Stat guy: "Here you go." Sigh, if only it was this easy.

by Tutu-late on Jan 31, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't go into the poll

until I got home because I can’t vote from my phone so HA! wasn’t me..but I love whoever did it

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Jan 31, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you dive into that shallow poll?

ADMIT IT!!!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jan 31, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Let's take a moment to remember

it’s still JANUARY! IT WAS YOU! (rec’d)

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Jan 31, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

/gets slightly aroused by talk of Daric’s pole

Oh, wait. You’re talking about voter fraud. Damn.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 1, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Wherever there's voting about hot men...

…that’s where I’ll be.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jan 31, 2011 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

I like your platform.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 1, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

So what does the winner get?

it looks like Pam thinks Bailey should get in so I’ll vote for him.

But seriously, folks....

by Mr. Brian on Jan 31, 2011 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

HAH!

All flash no substance hair twirler.

by pam5981 on Jan 31, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

DARIC. BARTON.

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Jan 31, 2011 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

He made a believer out of me.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 1, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Bahahahaha!

:)

"I believe in spiritual rebirth, and I can't wait to experience that." --Barry Zito

by GreenNGoldGirl on Jan 31, 2011 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

whoa!

All flash no substance hair twirler.

by pam5981 on Jan 31, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a runoff.

Did you not read the post?

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jan 31, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Pay attention cuppy!

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Jan 31, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Ignore the 18 votes for stopping

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Jan 31, 2011 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Dallas Braden

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Jan 31, 2011 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

IGLEW, did you see the 17th century fan shot?

I am only pretty on the outside
dannycakes can also be called "hipsterbot"

by Future Ed on Jan 31, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, I do have an eye for Mr. Braden. I think it’s the Stockton thing. That, and I like the way he speaks.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 1, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

And the dog will get more major league playing time.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jan 31, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

There are so many fun ways to parse that sentence.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Jan 31, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

If I ask you about spices, will you answer parsley?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jan 31, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously?

Old new guy over Barton?! Or even Bailey? This. is. crazy.

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Jan 31, 2011 9:20 PM PST reply actions  

Long, long ago, in a stadium far away...

… they’d mike’d up somebody — maybe the third base ump. Pete Rose made it to third and during a lull the umpire said:

“Hey Pete — the umps all took a poll and voted you second-best looking Phillies player.”

“Oh, yeah — who won?”

“Everybody else tied for first.”

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Feb 1, 2011 8:42 AM PST reply actions  

LOL

that is awesome

"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom

by MissOakland on Feb 1, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Y'all can unrecommend this fanpost now.

It no longer needs to be on the sidebar.

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.

by iglew on Feb 3, 2011 1:15 AM PST reply actions  

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