In the latest "F##K YOU!" to Angels fans, Mike Napoli is headed back to the A.L. West, going to the Rangers in exchange for Frank "Mr. Reliable" Francisco. Sadly, this only further boosts the Rangers' advantage over the A's, giving them a legitimate power threat at C/DH/1B.
WTF?!?! I'm still sweeping up the confetti from my "Mike Napoli's out of the A.L. West!" party and the Jays gotta go ruin all our fun by dealing him to the one team in the division that's better than us?!?! Why couldn't they have sent him to the Mariners?!?!?! And for Frank Francisco?? Please, we would have gladly parted with Wuertz, a better bullpen arm, for Napoli, wouldn't we have? Damn sneaky Blue Jays, upsetting the balance of power! Damn sneaky Greek general managers with their Trojan Horse baseball trades!