AN Hottie Poll - vote for #6
by iglew on Jan 23, 2011 10:42 PM PST
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PrintThere is a very important question that needs to be answered in this off-season: Now that Travis and Chavvy are gone, who is AN's favorite hottie on the team? We must research this.
To find the answer, we're running this set of polls. Vote for the player you think is most good-looking. Or if your favorite is not listed, vote "write-in" and name him in the comments. Anyone on the A's 40-man roster is eligible. All AN members are welcome to vote, regardless of gender or sexual preference. Straight guys, it's OK to judge how good-looking men are, so don't be shy. Go ahead and vote. It won't make you gay, I promise.
Brainz R hawt. Craig Breslow narrowly beats out Kurt Suzuki the #5 spot. Who gets your vote for #6?
Yeah, I know. It's been a while. I was busy in real life. So sue me.
Mark Ellis and Joey Devine are new candidates this round. I hope the Joey picture work OK. In the last post it was appearing only inconsistently, probably due to traffic limitations on the home site. I know I can copy the image and upload it elsewhere, but I don't like to do that without permission, and my email requesting permission didn't get answered.
As always, if there's another player you'd like to see on the list next time, write a comment saying "I nominate [so-and-so]". If the hottie you like already has a nomination comment, recommend the comment. Try to avoid nominating too promiscuously. A good rule of thumb would be to nominate if he's the guy you would vote for in this round or next. If there are still two guys currently listed whom you would pick before him, then be patient and nominate him a little later.
Posting new pictures or "scouting reports" in the comments is always welcome. When providing pictures I prefer if you can point me to the original source, so that if I use them in a later poll I can credit them properly.
The Rankings So Far
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26% |
(Credit: Christian Petersen, Getty Images) |
#47
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27% |
(via herraysbaseball.com, uncredited) |
#15
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23% (in round 2) |
(Credit: Athletics Magazine) |
#18
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25% |
(via ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com) |
#28
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20% |
(via worldseriesclub.com, uncredited) |
#56
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Candidates for Round #6
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#40
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(Credit: Getty Images) |
#10
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(Credit: Chris Lockard, Scout.com) |
#4
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(via babeslovebaseball.com, uncredited) |
#12
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(from msu122189.freeservers.com) |
#33
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(Credit: Oakland Athletics) |
#14
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(Credit: Chris Lockard, Scout.com) |
#15
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(Credit: Tyler Bleszinski, Athletics Nation) |
#8
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(via www.baseball-ladies.com, uncredited) |
#16
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I'm still voting write-in for Chris Carter.
But my next choice would be DeHotness.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
by iglew on Jan 23, 2011 10:44 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
:-)
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
nomination to add Chris Carter
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
if it was intentional, it was HI-Larious
I am only pretty on the outside
dannycakes can also be called "hipsterbot"
Okay I finally have to ask
what. the. fudge. is a Cain jersey doing in your avatar? Giants fan coming to the good side?
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
Judging by the 11687/218 comment ratio from MCC:AN
I’m guessing s/he is a Giants fan first, and attractive A’s player fan second.
by Rebuilding Season on Jan 25, 2011 12:22 AM PST up reply actions
You’re sort-of right. I maintain an interest the A’s regardless of hotness. I can’t put my finger on it, exactly, but there’s something I really like about the A’s, so from time to time I watch the team. I participated in a few gameday threads last season, and had a pretty good time.
LIVE EST
Tape-delayed for the West Coast
Go Coco!
I wonder he’s found a personal assistant yet.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
needs moar bacon
OH he had a mysterious tweet about learning a lesson on that one!!!
I’m thinking he saw a bunch of crazies!
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
forsaking Barton for Bailey
because it’s the right thing to do
by my_cat_max on Jan 24, 2011 8:09 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
That Coco picture is pretty damn tempting
but I’m going Barton, of course.
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
needz moar hair
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Nomination to start a "Lasik Fund For true torture" charity campaign.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I just noticed that SBN buggered up Coco's.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
good work though.
if you’re not feeling too lazy, alt tags for those who haven’t yet been ranked would be funny.
All flash no substance hair twirler.
Some have them, some don't.
If I have something, I put it in. But I don’t believe in making up content just for the sake of filling space.
I got into the habit of alt-tagging back with my first epic DLD. The one with the bridges and queens. I think the ultimate inspiration is xkcd.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Landon Powell, final answer.
Bob Geren was born in a suburban apartment complex he built with his own two hands.
by QueenOfCansAndJars on Jan 24, 2011 4:15 PM PST reply actions
You like big butts and you cannot lie...
"I'm glad I could contribute suicide bombings"- MissOakland
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jan 24, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I voted for Barton
but I must say the pic of Kurt Suzuki doesn’t do him any justice. Here is a link to picture of him and his wife.
I do think the new Coco Crisp picture is better as well.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
Good choice
and that is a pretty good Zooks pic
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
Hmm, I thought Blez's picture looked pretty good.
I made an executive decision not to use any pictures with other people in them. (Though they are plenty welcome in the comments.)
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
i went with bailey this time
i don’t really like that pic of him, but the dimples are very cute.
Photo to add, iglew
Pam told me this was a good one of Ellis
"Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common." - Satchel Paige
And here's one I have
"Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common." - Satchel Paige
Just kidding... that's not Devine... that's Blevins
"Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common." - Satchel Paige
Blevins look pretty cute there
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
he looks like a stereotype of a slick attorney
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
needs moar bacon
by cuppingmaster on Jan 25, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions
My other guys are already in but I love me some MaEl!
Randy Jackson: "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?"
Idol Contestant: [Nods]
Voted Ellis
Easy vote. I love that dude, always. He was my little brother’s favorite player.
I also remember seeing this picture in those heady 2002 days and being pleasantly surprised.
(Ignore FP Santangelo and Frankie Menechino).
by svetlanamonsoon on Jan 24, 2011 8:43 PM PST reply actions
lol
will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody
If you were talking to the baseball gods, they listened.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Ellis moves up in my voting...in 2002
After all, it would be illegal to vote for some of the others in 2002.
Ah, yes.
That’s a good one. And that whole article about the house they all shared was hilarious.
by whiteshoes40 on Jan 25, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions
For some reason, I didn't have it bookmarked.
But I do now. Linky.
by whiteshoes40 on Jan 25, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
Awesome
nice link, I love those stories
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
by MissOakland on Jan 25, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
those were the good Ole Days man
I miss them :-(
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
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