AN Ranks the Hotties - vote for #4
by iglew on Jan 13, 2011 6:49 PM PST
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PrintThere is a very important question that needs to be answered in this off-season: Now that Travis and Chavvy are gone, who is AN's favorite hottie on the team? We must research this.
To find the answer, we're running this set of polls. Vote for the player you think is most good-looking. Or if your favorite is not listed, vote "write-in" and name him in the comments. All AN members are welcome to vote, regardless of gender or sexual preference. Straight guys, it's OK to judge how good-looking men are, so don't be shy. Go ahead and vote. It won't make you gay, I promise.
Wait, did I say "vote for #4"? Did you miss round #3? No, you didn't. It was a close contest between Ryan Sweeney and Rich Harden, but none of the others were even close, so I've declared them winners for the #2 and #3 spots. I know that's not very scientific. So sue me.
New candidates added this round are Kurt Suzuki and Coco Crisp. Others who have been mentioned as possible future candidates are Rosales, Blevins, and Ellis, but they're on hold for now because I don't want the list to get too long. (And am I the only one who likes Chris Carter? He'd be in my top five for sure.)
If there's another player you'd like to see on the list next time, write a comment saying "I nominate [so-and-so]". If the hottie you like already has a nomination comment, recommend the comment. Try to avoid nominating too promiscuously. A good rule of thumb would be to nominate if he's the guy you would vote for in this round or next. If there are still two guys currently listed whom you would pick before him, then be patient and nominate him a little later.
Feel free to share opinions or analysis of the hotness of the players. Also, any help in finding better pictures of current or future candidates will be much appreciated.
The Rankings So Far
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26% |
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#47
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27% |
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#15
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23% (in round 2) |
(Credit: Athletics Magazine) |
[no number]
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Candidates for Round #2
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#40
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#10
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#56
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#4
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[no number]
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(via ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com) |
#28
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(Credit: Chris Lockard, Scout.com) |
#15
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(Credit: Tyler Bleszinski, Athletics Nation) |
#8
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(via www.baseball-ladies.com, uncredited) |
#15
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After voting for Bailey last round I've just voted for DeJesus this round,
though both were on the ballot last round — proving that when it comes to finding beauty in men, I am utterly inconsistent from day to day.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
For some moods I like women, but yeah.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I had to vote eyebrows this round
He didn’t do much for me last season, but the photo posted won me over. Willingham/Barton/Suzuki all tied for 4th this round.
And whoo! I just bought my airfare for spring training!
by svetlanamonsoon on Jan 13, 2011 8:04 PM PST reply actions
Me too!
3/17-3/20 for this fan.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
3/18-3/20!
But unfortunately, I’ll be in Scottsdale (I’m traveling with 2 Giants fans and 0 A’s fans) 3/19 and 3/20 . Rooting for the Royals (by default) and A’s (of course).
by svetlanamonsoon on Jan 13, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions
I just discovered that Conor Jackson guest-starred on General Hospital.
(Credit: Ben Kaller)
Story here.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
.300 batting averages are HAWT.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Rosales?
Seriously people? I love the guy but COME ON
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
Eric Chavez smiled at me once and I got pregnant -Jennifer
uh, yea
but I gotta say Landon Powell too – seriously? nice guy, not unattractive, but a hottie? uh, no
oh yes, indeedy.
If you are constantly dwelling on something that happened in the past or feeling anxious about the future, you are missing out on YOUR LIFE.~Jill Costello
Some people have a Kenneth the Page fetish.
You shouldn’t judge.
by svetlanamonsoon on Jan 13, 2011 8:56 PM PST reply actions
I went with Breslow this time
Because, you know, he’s got brains. BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no crying in baseball!
Did you post this ad?
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
But then...why do you go with...W --
Oh never mind.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Hmm. This is difficult.
It’s hard to vote for Willingham or DeJesus because I haven’t seen them as much of the other guys, and just looking at pictures isn’t the same.
I will have to ponder.
You and me both, cuppingmaster.
I don’t have pics, but I’ll bet there are better ones of him out there, too!
"Honestly, the more I teach, the more I find myself in favor of medication. I don't think kids should take any, though." - Nico
'fro or dreds?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
needs moar bacon
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions
You saw the ones last round, right?
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
I said it in another thread
but again, he looks like a poor man’s Cliff Lee.
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
by MissOakland on Jan 14, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
...me too
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
by MissOakland on Jan 14, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
You are ridiculously fickle.
Bailey, Sweeney. How many guys are going to come before your alleged true love?
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
I wouldn't do that!
Um………..
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
by MissOakland on Jan 14, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
Hey, its not a bad move.
Could you imagine if BB had convinced the other teams that Beltre wasn’t as good as he was?
I actually could imagine him doing that
but apparently he didn’t think of that
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
by MissOakland on Jan 14, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
That made me laugh and feel bad
all at the same time
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
by MissOakland on Jan 14, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
meant for iglew
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
by MissOakland on Jan 14, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
Nomination for Adrian Cardenas
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
by MissOakland on Jan 14, 2011 11:15 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Oh totally, if he's eligible
I’d vote him ahead of anyone on this list, probably #2 overall.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
If you concur with the nomination,
rec the comment to show your support.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Duh Nico!
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
Duh to both of you!
Man I’m clever.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I wish I knew it was the 40 man the whole time
Cardenas should definitely be high on the list
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
Do either of you have a decent picture of Cardenas?
I’m not turning up anything I like.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
If you just put his name into "google images"
it seems like you get a bunch of decent options in the first 10 choices.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Par example,
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Have I mentioned that I'm amused each listing comes with their zodiac sign?
New or old??
All flash no substance hair twirler.
Traditional sun sign
I’ve learned a lot doing this. As a regular radio listener, I don’t even know what half the guys look like. And now I know their signs, too.
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Damn, I just realized I should be listing middle names, too.
Next time….
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
EM would love you forever.
If you are constantly dwelling on something that happened in the past or feeling anxious about the future, you are missing out on YOUR LIFE.~Jill Costello
Does anyone know what the A stands for in
Giovany A Gonzalez? I can’t find that one anywhere. (We might have to get SuSlu to ask him.)
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; / Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— / We murder to dissect.
Looks like one for SuSlu
I couldn’t find it either..
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
Now you just need a tarot deck, a crystal ball and a shimmery head scarf.
All flash no substance hair twirler.
Oh c'mon, do we have to
go all Scientific with this?
-Cindi
P.S. Jackson Conner for me.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
No...
OP on the other hand…
"You ain't got nothin to say, it was perfect" -Dallas Braden, 05/09/10
hell hath no fury like a Cowboys fan scorned. -Leopold Bloom
by MissOakland on Jan 14, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
nomination for Eric Sogard
chicks dig glasses
Mira mi pinche pelo guey!!! Pinche piernotas que tengo de jugar futbol soccer todo los dias con mis camaradas!!!
by MudkipzGetHYPHY on Jan 14, 2011 5:38 PM PST reply actions
The gf just voted Kurt Suzuki.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Landon Powell getting 1% of the vote,
with “other” currently outpacing him by 400%, gives me a sad.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Wrong usage of percentages gives _me_ a sad
If Person A has 1 of something, and person B has 4 of that same thing, B “outpaces” A by 3 or by 300%, not by 400%.
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Yes. "difference over original"
I will spank myself until I either learn or get strangely aroused.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
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