"CT" Thread 9/9
The thread where Dan from Berkeley won't make an appearance.
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I can't say that's appetizing to me on most days, but
chicken nachos at the Coliseum are deelishious.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
shut it
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Cause "typing at you" is threatening at all.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ok, baby.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
They'll make you feel ill.
But they are really tasty.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I had "Irish nachos" last night.
Which means potato chips + liquidy nacho cheese + bacon bits + sour cream.
Not as exciting as it sounded on the menu.
sounds more like
“shit, we forgot to buy tortilla chips”
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Drop the sour cream and I'm game.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
sounds gross
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
One of my favorite restaurants does this with potatoes....instead of chips. But they use real cheese not nacho squirt cheese
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
When I figure out what flavors are in it I'll let you know
Cheese, some jalapeno flavor, some chili flavor… quite interesting
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
All sort of chemicals mainly.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
tasty tasty chemicals
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to know with the nachos you get at ballparks what the hell that cheese stuff really is
But seriously,folks....
cheese + margarine, basically
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I stopped getting them when the cheese turned kinda atomic orange.....and looked a little waxy
we called them nuclear nachos
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Any sort of bright neon cheese should not be consumed.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
well nuclear half life is like 10 years so that should be no problem!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Depends on the material!
Depending on the cheese recipe, it could be ten years or ten nanoseconds. Be sure only to buy radioactive cheese from reputable free-range cheese farms.
YEAH. YOU TELL HIM SHOES!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
What's a fucking free for all thread good for if stupid mods abusing their powers come in here and try to regulate on all of us?
SHEESH.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'M GOING BACK TO THE DLD.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I don't remember that song "What game"
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The Who
(you didn’t get it)
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by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
But can we dance, into the fire?
That fatal kiss, is all we need
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by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
you love me
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
here, have a Diet Coke
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what I thought!
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
me too
it’s cause I said his fingers would be protein
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd never hit a girl.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Well, right.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
29 and I love The Oatmeal.
Peter Gammons ran over his puppy. But that wasn’t the worst part. He then proceeded to back over it too. Then rolled forward again (#3), rolled down the window and said, "What are you going to do about it, kid? I’m Peter F**king Gammons, b**ch." Then drove away. -d to the moas
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 10, 2010 4:46 AM PDT up reply actions
$30 order. Soooo....I might just do it. I'm crazy I know.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Sometimes I wish second breakfast was a real thing.
For reals, when you eat breakfast at 6:30, a little snack is needed mid-morning.
Yeah you might need to get used to that.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Nature Valley bars
That’s my 9AM snack
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
sometimes also a yogurt or pudding
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You need protein.
Hardboiled egg, almonds.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Pretty good when compared to the pound
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I don't know if you just tell reception to call up, or what.
I’m a hotel novice.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
what are you getting?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet
save me an egg roll
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, they said it was a 24" gas main that exploded.
That’s insane.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That sounds uncomfortable.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
60-ft flames at the initial explosion
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
sucks for those burned out of their homes
At least the initial reports of a large plane crash were false.
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
Some asshole got nailed with a ball bouncing over the fence at Yankee Stadium while he was on his cell phone
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
ah, yeah
replays. They’re showing the guy from the last night too. Still funny.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, you need to stop now.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
No rules from a MOD.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Who is that?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
he's gonna go all apeshit on you - you'll have to remind him - no stadium talk!!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Hwa.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Jojo!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
how the hell are you?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm good....just had a looooong day at work. BUT TGIF - tomorrow!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
hell yes!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
hey camembert
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmmm
I taste nuttiness. walnuts.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
All synonyms for delicious.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Silly Giants
Now there’s a team that’s GIDPed more than the A’s. Must be frustrating.
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Nadal into the semis. Yay.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
that is the only thing in this thread not making me feel pukier
I’ve been ill all day and I come in here and you’re all talking about food and biting Justin Bieber’s fingers and it’s not helping!
Yay.
Sorry you’re sick stormy. You want me to post hot pics of Rafa for you?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I really don't think he's all that hot, I love him despite his jutting brow
There are other Spanish players I prefer. Maybe I’ll look for pictures of them now. Yes I think I will.
ME TOO.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Holy CRAP there are good looking male tennisplayers.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
[fans pam]
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
ok i'm done now
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
until the next round of hotness comes by
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. OMG.
Verdasco.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Um, no, but I DO NOW
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
ver. dasco.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
This one
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
he is gay
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Um.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Here's an even more amazing one.
Link only, too hot:
http://www.gototennisblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fernando-verdasco-calvin-klein-underwear-naked_011.jpg
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
poolboy, get me a tom collins!
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
hell yes!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
poultry!
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
cupster!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
well, I think they should build the stadium
amongst the windmills of tehachapi and CT goes into a bar….
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
nothing against fake BA tweets though!
BrettAnderson49
playing madden. drinking a Pepsi.
15 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, you forgot something.
BrettAnderson49
playing @MaddenFootball. drinking a @PepsiCorporation.
15 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
hehe
I hope he makes a new one at some point.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
thank you good sir!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Another Important Quiz.
How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?
(I would survive all of 38 seconds.)
I'm fat
I wouldn’t last long, but that raptor would be well fed
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
1 minute, 10 seconds
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
60 seconds
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still better then the 12 year old
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
at least I went out fighting
unlike pam
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh. 31 seconds.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
LOL
did you choose “curl up into a little ball and whimper”?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
YES.
SO WHAT.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
nothing
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Dan whimpers, there's nothing wrong with that.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Sex? You?
I’m sorry, did I step into a dimension where mike is a giants fan?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you just blush?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
1 minute and 35 seconds
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah because I have reason to fake answers on a silly test.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
1 min, 6 sec.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Depends how hungry it was.
Though probably not long enough to work out how I got myself in that situation in the first place.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I got yer points right here
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
joan's chest
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get why bras were pointy back in the day
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be on the second line
right behind you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There's more offense in baseball games today
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
I can hear my neighbors cheering for the Giants
I think I’ll go tell them to have more respect for the poor flaming folks in San Bruno.
the roomie was just clapping too
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll trade you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
got her from tijuana, huh?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Got home a bit ago to see the news
Just now checking the updates. I truly hope they are able to contain the blaze asap. Early reports state eight people have been treated for burns with more than a dozen homes destroyed. Best wishes to all those affected. The AP photos are terrifying.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Sep 9, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
How young are your ears?
Can you pass the Teenager Audio Test?
(I passed. That sound is annoying.)
(This reminds me of an episode of 30 Rock.)
Ow.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
delicate flower
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't hear, can you deaf boy
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I heard it fine
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate you too, just so you know.
although I’ve heard for some people it’s a burden. Like the people who bitch about the burden of being beautiful.
Yeah, it's so hard for them to listen to something that's been transposed
while looking at the original music.
Tough life.
It essentially makes playing a transposed instrument really difficult.
But it sure makes writing out notation by ear easy. I’ll take it.
I knew a brit named Sam
Really cute little Asian chick. Married a dude from around here.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
A really cute Asian chick named Sam?
Iiiiii could live with that.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Sorry, married and loves the shmucky alcoholic she's with.
Should have found her about 6 or 7 years ago back in London.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Ouch.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
But seriously,folks....
yay - I could hear something, and I'm almost twice the target age of that thing
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
lucky I missed it then
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
and if they win they go to Portland? How many games does it take to win the series?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Raiders would score more points than that
Sheeesh.
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Ok, I'm going to a friends
and maaaaaybe to a club after. I’ll see you peeps later tonight
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
later man!
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
See ya.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
WIld and crazy weeknight!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
its just starting
if you don’t see me by monday night, have a shot in my honor
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You're going to runaway from them
So you’ll be home by midnight.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
oooh there are gonna be cute girls there?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I assume his friend will be bringing them over either way.
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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Hmm...
Maybe I should be joining him…
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
yeah, go!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
congrats!
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
send me the addy
so me, bloomie and sheila can move in
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
you'll be able to FLIP it when the ballpark goes in!!
where is it?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
FIP it?
or maybe VORP it
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
so sue me
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
make sure he isn't dead
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, so Im guessing that none of you saw my posts in the other thread....
I did not buy a house in San Jose, however I might if they move the cable cars, the coit tower and the transamerica building there also…
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
OK, if San Francisco gets the Sharks in return
I’d get season tickets if I didn’t have to travel all that way.
You didnt know that all of the best things in the world are in Downtown SJ? I mean who wouldnt want to move there...
The Sacramento Kings, the A’s, the Warriors they are all practically begging to get to downtown SJ..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
there was some nuttiness in that thread
Also, I think we have confirmation of the return of cRaZyCaPsDuDe.
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
I. just. can't. take. it. anymore.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
nah - as in stjoeburning... is not cRaZyCaPsDuDe?
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
IIRC, Nico mentioned at one point that it was him
But that he begged for mercy and Nico gave him one more chance
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah this is correct..Nico did say that that dude was previously banned and then signed up with a new SN and that he would get a second chance...not sure what his original screenname was..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
it was johnathan something or other
What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT
by designatedforassignment on Sep 10, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep
He was let back in because he promised to behave. One of the other mods (Don, I think) agreed. He changed his name and came back on his own and was behaving. Not sure he’s crossed the same line this time yet though.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
hmmmm maybe it's the guy Pam mentioned then
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
IT IS
Sheesh you people never listen to me.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
psssh
I wish he’d just shorten the name. That’s way more annoying than his pro-Oakland headstrong view
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
it runs all out of the new comments box....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
so fucking true.
also his pro oaklandness is far less annoying than other peoples pro san joseness to me
What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT
by designatedforassignment on Sep 10, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions
No, he used to be JonathanNathan
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Well it was public, that's why.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I would if I were sure
Banned is banned unless you’re approved to come back. And if you are, what’s the harm in people knowing who you were, especially if you’re proving you can be civil now? For the most part, he’s been okay. And even today, he’s off his rocker a bit, but hasn’t really done anything wrong.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Which thread is this?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The San Jose thread about some letter that businesses sent to Bud Selig to try to convince him to bring the team south..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
ty, wacc.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I started but was detered by the # of comments....
TL; DR is the acronym I believe
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
A better one would be TS;WR
Too sane, won’t read.
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
So what will Dream Theater without Mike Portnoy be like?
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Must be dark in the Bay Area because I just lost the signal to the CT show
at least I got to hear him say we should cut Jack Cust and sign Adam Rosales to an 8 year 122 million dollar contract.
But seriously,folks....
He also just said some team was a dog with fleas
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
to jack
don’t let the doorknob hit ya where the dog shoulda bitcha
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
jack will just strike out anyhow
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
OR HAVE LOB
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack and JIll went up that hill to have a little fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Butt biting!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit I have hiccups
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
BOO!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 9, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
ew
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
did it work?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
no
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
She hic'd twice!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
so this one works for me sometimes
take a big breath, hold it
while still holding breath, swallow twice
slowly exhale
BYE!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
Okay I'm out of stupid shit to say so I'm going to go stalk ChickenStanley
have a good one everybody.
But seriously,folks....
Sorry I missed ya, sirbed. :(
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
A CT thread... with no game, and no CT show. My mind is blown. But I'm only visiting the asylum, not committing myself.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
oh, I "get" it.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you'd like it anyway
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I imagine he's chowing down by now
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
now he's a "what"?
No, I’m just saying.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Pretty sure we've done this before.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
suavy!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
how goes it?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Another visit to the vet! Drowning even deeper in debt!
But Rocky was wheezing and all three pigeons needed treatment.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Sorry, they have it too good here to leave. I couldn't make them if I wanted to.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
If only there was some instant electronic way to send and receive messages.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Boo debt
But I’m glad your animals were attended to
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It turned out Leo was the sickest. With her pellet gun wounds she can't fly or walk well and any infection is harder one her.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I am obsessed with the cover of "Creep" from the Facebook movie trailer.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
scala and kolacny brothers
its a choral version.
it’s really (wait for it) creepy
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You people are sad.
"You're all like big, fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
you are here, this makes you sad as well
welcome!
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Woo!
"You're all like big, fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
ooh - got a interesting facebook friend request from someone I can't quite place, but the name sounds familiar
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
Does she have bad hair?
Because that’s not a nice comparison.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I think her hair is just fine
So yes, it’s a very poor comparison (blame Dan).
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
I always do!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
you love it
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
probably a creeper
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I swear it's not me.
"You're all like big, fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 9, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
name please?? Maybe it's a friend of one of us...
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
But what if we don't like her.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Umm.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You did at one point?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You got me.
Though I don’t know if it’s clear enough who I like and dislike. I wonder if a sirbed top 10 list is in order.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Meh, it's not that long. I only have a few people I love and a lot of people I'm indifferent to.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I've had a bad enough day, please don't break my heart with a list.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That's...probably a bad idea.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
she'll have to deal with it
and my photography
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
She could always un-friend you.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Dan Boyle, the Sharks top defenseman
Today he and his wife Amber announced the birth of their 2nd baby girl, Wesley Ocean Boyle.
Wesley’s older sister…Eastin Sky Boyle.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
Middle names to consider for baby Boyle #3
Earth, Fire or…ICE.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Sep 9, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Southerly Land Boyle.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Meaning they don't know if the gas main blew or something blew the gas main.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I don't know why these companies don't just hire this guy

Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
Ah...
Well given all the smoke and fire, can anyone be 100% certain? I mean, sure you’re going to suspect it, but until everything is cleared, you’re not really going to know for sure, right?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I hear the air in San Bruno is prone to spontaneous combustion
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
As we used to say in Hawaii -
Same smell, different taste.
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
UGH...Tacoma just scored 4 runs to take a 5-1 lead in the 6th...
Tacoma Top of the 6th
Tug Hulett called out on strikes.
Justin Smoak singles on a line drive to left fielder Travis Buck.
Brad Nelson walks. Justin Smoak to 2nd.
Eliezer Alfonzo pops out to second baseman Adrian Cardenas on the infield fly rule.
Jeffrey Dominguez walks. Justin Smoak to 3rd. Brad Nelson to 2nd.
Dustin Ackley hits a grand slam (1) to right field. Justin Smoak scores. Brad Nelson scores. Jeffrey Dominguez scores.
Pitcher Change: Michael Benacka replaces Travis Banwart.
Greg Halman walks.
Mike Carp strikes out swinging
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
noooooooooooooo
Ports also trail 6-1 at home in the 6th.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Sep 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Not happy about that ending.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Don't ruin it for those of us that haven't seen it yet.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Um... I didn't.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Just a pre-warning. You guys like to discuss shows in here.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I know
I also know spoiler talk like this one is a pretty dickish thing to drop on people without warning.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I read Entertainment Weekly's website
and accidentally had the ending spoiled for me…
Read the Black Box of Doom if you want a spoiler.
Mozzie isn’t dead, according to a TV spoiler dude on ew.com. I saw that before I watched the ep, so the ending wasn’t as dramatic for me as it would have been otherwise.
I figured as much
But still. Shouldn’t be going there anyway.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Yeah.
This whole season was kind of meh. And the finale wasn’t as exciting as they thought it would be.
Last season's was great though.
They just reset things really poorly. I was annoyed that they didn’t let him be free. That would have more fun.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Why would you let him be free?
So he could go back to being a con artist?
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
So he'd be free to do all sorts of illegal things while helping them solve crimes.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
That's not the character though.
If he’d run away with Kate he’d quickly be back stealing things. The only reason he keeps on the straight and narrow is because Peter is breathing down his neck.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Kate's dead
He’d want revenge. In order to get that he would need to work with Peter to track down the guys. In order to work with Peter, he’d have to work with him on other things too. Besides, he’s growing used to being on the right side of the law, it now appeals to him even though he wants to pull off a heist or two.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
The only way he goes free is if Kate is alive...
And you can’t ‘pull off a heist or two’ and stay on the right side of the law.
He’s a thief. It’s why he’s such an interesting character.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
He went free at the end of that season then they revoked it because they didn't trust the papers
And of course he can stay on the right side of the law while pulling a heist or two. He just needs to not get caught. He’s already doing that anyway, though a little less free to do it because of the ankle bracelet.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
He's pulling them off for the FBI though, so he has morality on his side.
Though he’s not a moral character, so that wouldn’t bother him.
And all he’d do is hunt down the people that killed Kate (assuming you’re thinking they should have let him go AFTER the explosion).
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Right.
The only real change is he’d be doing what he’s doing without the ankle bracelet. There’s a lot more drama and character work that can occur as he fights with his instincts to want to fly solo and go back to his old life.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Well he'd have Peter back on his trail.
Sure it sounds more interesting than the direction they went in – but it seriously shortens the life of the show. He’d eventually get caught (cos Peter knows him too well) and they wouldn’t let him go back to his previous job at the FBI. So show over.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Nah
You’re over thinking it.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I'm thinking like a writer.
You have to think three steps ahead, otherwise you end up without anywhere to take the show.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
So am I
The direction you’re envisioning just isn’t very creative. You’ve got a very smart criminal who was eventually caught, but did a LOT of crimes. He could easily do it again without being caught, even by Peter. Hell, even under Peter’s watch he’s done them. Doing them more freely isn’t much of a stretch plus you have the added drama of what happens if he does get caught while pushing the envelope more and more. Since more of the crimes he commits would help in investigations, odds are Peter, even as a straight-arrow, is more likely to let slide (as he’s already shown willingness to do). As it is, they’re just rehashing the first season and it’s getting stale. In this sort of show, you can’t be afraid to back yourself into a few corners and take a few risks. Shows that don’t, don’t tend to last long.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I'm about to watch this episode. :/
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
boo. this is one I watched from the beginning.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I was afraid to read the comments because I haven't seen the finale yet.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Never mind, tivo transfer failed.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Everyone raves about that show.
I lost interest after he saved the world for a second time/his foxy daughter was canned.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Dude - she was hot and ran around.
Though yes she was superfluous to the plot.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Superfluous to the plot?
Nonsense. She had a point—kidnap bait. It’s, like, the cheapest and lamest way of adding tension ever.
Hardly tense when you knew she'd be nabbed and then saved in the nick of time.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Super cute
Super worthless to the show. Even when they kept bringing her back it felt forced. But then so did most of the show.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Well the bottom of the 6th was really productive for Sacramento...NOT!!
Sacramento Bottom of the 6th
Matt Watson flies out to right fielder David Winfree.
Travis Buck pops out to third baseman Tug Hulett in foul territory.
Josh Donaldson flies out to left fielder Mike Carp
5-1 Tacoma
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
Also...Tug Hulett?
Didn’t we pick up him at one point? Or, at least, didn’t Sacramento pick him up at one point?
Sacramento's Bottom of the 7th was kind of like the 6th....Still 5-1 Tacoma..
Sacramento Bottom of the 7th
Corey Brown grounds out to first baseman Justin Smoak.
Michael Taylor singles on a ground ball to right fielder David Winfree.
Adrian Cardenas strikes out swinging.
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
Rivercats tie it....5-5 on a Corey Wimberley 3 run home run in the 7th...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
The home run was actually hit by Tommy Everidge...Wimberley and Segard were on base..
Sacramento Bottom of the 7th
Corey Brown grounds out to first baseman Justin Smoak.
Michael Taylor singles on a ground ball to right fielder David Winfree.
Adrian Cardenas strikes out swinging.
Corey Wimberly singles on a line drive to center fielder Greg Halman. Michael Taylor to 2nd.
Eric Sogard singles on a soft line drive to center fielder Greg Halman. Michael Taylor scores. Corey Wimberly to 2nd.
Pitcher Change: Levale Speigner replaces Blake Beavan.
Tommy Everidge homers (1) on a fly ball to left center field. Corey Wimberly scores. Eric Sogard scores.
Matt Watson strikes out swinging.
5-5 Game
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
I'm kind of tempted to spoil tonight's ep of Project Runway
and just tell everyone who gets eliminated.
…so tempting.
But I won’t. Not yet, anyway.
nonononononono
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Or have access to an east coast feed.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I didn't ask you to delete my messed up Black Box of Doom!!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
No, mine is "hmph"
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
But hmph was just a degridation of my harumph...
Peter Gammons ran over his puppy. But that wasn’t the worst part. He then proceeded to back over it too. Then rolled forward again (#3), rolled down the window and said, "What are you going to do about it, kid? I’m Peter F**king Gammons, b**ch." Then drove away. -d to the moas
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 10, 2010 5:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Shoes just borrowed it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Shouldn't have told me it bothered you.
That was a schoolgirl error.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
It's a girl thing.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It's a girl thing.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
My internet cuts out a lot.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
And you're mean.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm a girl, I'm kinda dumb.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
This is the club you'll probably let me join.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Lord almighty, those houses in San Bruno - just awful
Channel 7 is showing some video by a free-lance photographer which are just heartbreaking, and frightening.
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
Yeah, it's terrible.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That football game makes me think perhaps I should have gone to watch Dreamgirls.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Tied it up at Raley Field!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Tommy Everidge 3 run HR!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oops sorry!
On the phone.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ugh. Who was on the hill for the 'Cats?
I’m trying to follow the Ports. Score remains 6-1 in favor of Modesto in the 7th. Starting Ports pitcher Justin Murray surrendered all 6 runs on 9 hits in 4.2 innings or work (though only 2 were earned off a Nuts HR in the 5th). Grant Green leads the offense with 2 hits and scored the Ports lone run.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Sep 9, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Drama at the former workplace.
Bwahahahahahaha. All my former coworkers call me to tell me all about it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
There's just been a mass exodus this year.
It has nothing at all to do with me, but it’s all come after I lost my job there in February. People are just pissed about how they treat people ( very badly) and the bad management and the HR. My best friend there quit today (5th resignation in the last month) and they made her cry three times.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Jesus.
If you’ve been pushed to the point of tears three times…not the friendliest work environment, I’d imagine.
No.
That’s just in one day. We were all in tears many times over the course of our time there.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I worked there for a little over three years.
Not fun times.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ouch.
Do these people have anything else lined up? Or is it just so bad that they’ve quit without anything planned?
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Yeah, she has another job lined up.
She has to start training in basically a week, so she gave very little notice, and they were supremely pissed.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ummm...so the top of the 8th was your basic trainwreck....8-5 Tacoma going to the bottom of the 8th..
Tacoma Top of the 8th
Pitcher Change: John Halama replaces Michael Benacka.
Brad Nelson reaches on fielding error by second baseman Adrian Cardenas.
Offensive Substitution: Pinch runner Mike Wilson replaces Brad Nelson.
Eliezer Alfonzo out on a sacrifice bunt, pitcher John Halama to second baseman Adrian Cardenas. Mike Wilson to 2nd.
Jeffrey Dominguez triples (1) on a line drive to right fielder Michael Taylor. Mike Wilson scores.
Dustin Ackley singles on a ground ball to center fielder Corey Brown. Jeffrey Dominguez scores.
Greg Halman hit by pitch. Dustin Ackley to 2nd.
With Mike Carp batting, wild pitch by John Halama, Dustin Ackley to 3rd. Greg Halman to 2nd.
Mike Carp out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder Corey Brown. Dustin Ackley scores. Greg Halman to 3rd.
Pitcher Change: Jon Hunton replaces John Halama.
David Winfree lines out to shortstop Eric Sogard
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
He was disappointing enough when he was on the A's.
And now he’s going and messing up our lil River Cats? Nuh uh.
And the bottom of the 8th has come to an end...still 8-5 Tacoma..
Sacramento Bottom of the 8th
Mike Wilson remains in the game as the designated hitter.
Pitcher Change: Josh Lueke replaces Levale Speigner.
Travis Buck singles on a soft ground ball to shortstop Jeffrey Dominguez.
Josh Donaldson flies out to right fielder David Winfree.
Corey Brown strikes out swinging.
Michael Taylor flies out to right fielder David Winfree
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
Thanks for the updates
Ports still trailing 6-1, top 8
LET’S GO SAC AND STK!
Rally now gawdammit!
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
We are going to the bottom of the 9th in Sacramento...still 8-5 Tacoma..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
IF we lose we're down 0-2?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Its all over in Sacramento....Rivercats lose 8-5...they are down 2 games to 0
Sacramento Bottom of the 9th
Adrian Cardenas singles on a line drive to center fielder Greg Halman.
Corey Wimberly grounds into double play, shortstop Jeffrey Dominguez to second baseman Dustin Ackley to first baseman Justin Smoak. Adrian Cardenas out at 2nd.
Eric Sogard flies out to right fielder David Winfree
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
UGH!
In Stockton, Green is 3-4 with 2 runs as the Ports now trail 6-2 in the home half of the 8th…
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
And that's all they get as the game heads into the final frame
Ports will need at least a 4-run rally in the 9th to keep hope alive in this BEST-OF-THREE series (as they dropped Game 1 in Modesto, 3-1)
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright folks, I'm crashing early
Have fun.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
night kiddo
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
So this San Bruno thing is a big deal, huh? It's on all the channels.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
huge.....reminiscent of firestorm in Oakland hills that destroyed a whole neighborhood.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Huh, xXx 2.....why do I get the feeling this is going to be (wait for it dannycakes)....terribad.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Man, IVY IS CRAZY.
Hope she goes home.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
shut up
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yes actually.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I actually thought Ivy was definitely in the bottom 2 tonight.
I’m going to keep talking about this like you care.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
No. He's indulging me.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm right! She IS in the bottom 2!!!!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
DAMNIT.
Ivy’s in.
Poor Casanova.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
OMG! Casanova's a GUY!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yes.
He was hilarious.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Also, WTC is Heidi wearing these days?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
what the crap
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Umm, hey sports fans
Kristen Bell is the guest judge on Project Runway tonight
(listens for little Cheesey footsteps)
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
small cute blonde
Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I think.
I remember a pic of her demonstrating the Josh Outman delivery.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Heh.
Thought you might join us eventually.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Feeling pensive and melancholy tonight
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I wanna see I wanna see I wanna see I wanna see omg.
omg om gom gom omg ahhhhhhhh
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Um.
Did you just become a man?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Uhh, yes.
Maybe.
It’s a secret.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were the one who posted it.
Or maybe it was Cup.
I commented on her armpit and you all laughed at me.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I don't remember, I want to see.
♥♥♥
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You rang?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You missed it.
The Kristen Bell bat call does not work after all.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ugh, I was exercising.
Such a tough decision.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got back from walking the dog
It shouldn’t surprise me, but it’s smoky in my neighborhood, and I thought I saw a flake or two of ash.
I live in Sunnyvale.
Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer.
Ok, I have to go..I have to go help my Hotel in San Mateo, they are soon to be over run with displaced folks..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
Yep, your hotel....and yes Bart is still running...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh oh...good luck!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Have a safe drive
take care, good luck
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Err, I'm back.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Did it die?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
No I'm still here...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm here....but will be leaving soon.....learning how to pull data out of our new info system
I had just figured the OLD system out! I am soooo happy I can work at home! NOT!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Sometimes I wish a bullet was at my head these days. But there'd be no one to care for my animals.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I refuse to let you talk like that because...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I have clinical depression, among other problems. I'm on disability. My check gets smaller, my bills get bigger, my animals get sicker. I'm just down lower than usual.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Thanks, dan. I'm sorry if I sound like I'm looking for pity, I'm not.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You don't sound like it at all.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
♥♥♥♥
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
back atcha you CHB! :)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hey- at least the A's didn't lose today!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Final update
Modesto defeated the Ports 6-2. Ports loaded the bases in the ninth, but couldn’t complete the come-from-behind win. Ports season is over.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Sep 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
you haz a sad?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I haz a sad, but not about the Ports losing a baseball game.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
You haz a British sad?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It's pretty poor so far.
But no. I’m going home tomorrow and I don’t wanna.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Yeah I'm picky enough.
I couldn’t marry for money. Only foxiness.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Aw, NUTS
;(
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Sep 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
So.
I made these really amazing parmesan garlic cheese crisps tonight.
They were killer.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It's a shame my rumour mongering didn't take off. You guys give me so much material to work with.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
grasping at straws, that one
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Seriously.
There’s probably four or five pieces of better material than that in this thread. …Cheese crisps?
Heh.
hot stuff.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I, uh...would love to sample YOUR cheese crisps...er, Pam?
(Is that what you had in mind, Oldham? I’m seriously confused.)
You're off your rocker.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You can do it with cheddar too.
Those come out looking like little pieces of cheese lace.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That sounds cute.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You just bake cheese! It's the simplest thing ever.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm not gonna sit here and let you kill my people.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes!
for the cheddar, just grate it on the smallest grate. Toss it with whatever flavoring you want. put a pinch of it (like a tsp-tbsp) on a baking sheet, make sure they’re a couple inches apart because they spread, and bake them until they stop bubbling. take them out, let them cool, then transfer to paper towel. they should be crunchy and crispy.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
The Cowboys extended Miles Austin on a 6 year, $57m contract? Cereals?!
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Wow.
The fire looks like an image out of a war – you know like random street fires burning everywhere.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah it looks bad. I wonder what the cause of it was.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Allegedly a busted PG&E main.
They said 24" by 20’.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
They said they don't transport natural gas under THAT high of pressure, so there was probably some flaw in the pipe?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It looks like a war zone.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Seriously.
It’s San Bruno, so it’s close to the airport. I’m sure a lot of people’s first reaction was that it was a plane.
Very.
I mean, the airport isn’t about to get burned down or anything, but San Bruno is the city directly outside the airport.
So flights won't be grounded?
I don’t know why I’m hoping they are. I literally have no money (line up girls, what an attractive prospect huh?).
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Someone will find a garage for you.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The Secret CA High Speed Rail- we import and protect any A's fan, for any reason.
Because we’ll take them- even if we have to import them.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
For those not in a mood to cavort,
some other possibilities:
romp
frolic
frisk
gambol
caper
Me, I’m going to gambol.
< gambols merrily >
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
he is the king.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
And now I will dance a jig.
< dances a jig, whistling a jolly tune >
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
yes, you are amazing, These are up until this point in history, undiscovered words.
Peter Gammons ran over his puppy. But that wasn’t the worst part. He then proceeded to back over it too. Then rolled forward again (#3), rolled down the window and said, "What are you going to do about it, kid? I’m Peter F**king Gammons, b**ch." Then drove away. -d to the moas
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 10, 2010 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to frisk and frolic in a romp.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup, you are soon.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Huh?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
College, duh.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh, right.
7 days to go.
I feel like I’m in way over my head right now. That’s totally normal, I’m sure.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup!
That’s part of the fun. Are you still in SLO?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, I'm going back to the valleyhouse this weekend to finish packing my stuff.
Gahh.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I like caper.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It's also what they call artichokes in mushroom sauce!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This gave me a little chuckle,
but only because I read this at the same time iglew showed up in the CT thread.

?
why is that chuckle-worthy?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I missed an iglew word-diatribe?
huh.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Where the hell was I?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh run away ahhhhh!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
maths.
maths, dan.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh, it's a good poetic one, too.
A magnifying adjective is like a boy band. Every time a new one comes along, it has it’s own special style and sound. But then the public, with its insatiable appetite for a new generic all-purpose magnifier promotes it and parades it and sucks it of all meaning so that it becomes dead and lifeless. Then the process repeats with the next popular adjective.
It used to mean something to say something is “massive”. Now it’s just dreck. That is sad, because it really was a great word.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Excellent.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
What about Missive?
It’s closely spelt.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Iglew doesn't hate the word.
Iglew loves descriptive adjectives, and he mourns that “massive” has been devalued so that when you see it in print, you really don’t know if it’s telling you anything about mass or not.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
like, a massive traffic jam
you would hate that
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
though i guess cars are mass
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
hahaahah
full on soapbox, i’d imagine.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
a massive headache?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
A blast could be massive.
That would actually be useful to know whether it was a massive one or not. From what I’ve heard, sounds like this one really was.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Ah, they confirmed the pipe.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
hey cuteness
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
damn right.
except for me hacking up a lung and not scoring a goal tonight against my former squad. we did beat em 6-3 though.
Pam liked my old sig better.
still not feelin better?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I thought I was. My sinuses felt way better today actually, I finally got the one clogged ear to pop and drain.
but I just have no energy. 5 minutes going hard and I was fuckin DONE (take that as you will)
Pam liked my old sig better.
j/k.
maybe playing soccer wasn’t the best idea?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
sigh.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
dude I felt better. leave me alone. I already have a wife who nags me and doesn't give me teh sex0rz
Pam liked my old sig better.
oh shut up.
I’m not nagging you.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Now look what you've done.
He’s going to expect the other part too.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn't help if we post at the same time
n00b
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Y'know what always sounds wrong? Americans commentating on 'soccer' games.
I think it’s the terminology
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Just saying. I tried watching an MLS game. I couldn't.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
enough.
that word.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Seriously.
That word is horrible, which, incidentally, is a far less horrible word than to use in that case than terribad.
Then turn off the TV and commentate it yourself.
“Pip pip, the chap scored a goal”
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah that's what I was referring to as well.
they really do a shit job of making it sound exciting.
we need to teach andres escobar english. quickly.
Pam liked my old sig better.
Careful, you're still in our country, limey.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I've said about a billion positive things about this country. You guys are harsh.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
we're American.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You are when you drive.
Or when I use the wrong BART card.
“HEY! I’m waiting here!!”
“Yes…..(purposely slows down rooting through wallet)…..you are.”
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Yeah, that won't get your hobbit ass kicked or anything.
Peter Gammons ran over his puppy. But that wasn’t the worst part. He then proceeded to back over it too. Then rolled forward again (#3), rolled down the window and said, "What are you going to do about it, kid? I’m Peter F**king Gammons, b**ch." Then drove away. -d to the moas
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 10, 2010 6:02 AM PDT up reply actions
What would we need with a penniless Englishman?
Unless you have English muffins. Those are kinda good.
Who read that correctly?!?!?
Penniless, I mean.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
um. everyone.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
...pam I need mental correction.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, I'd rather not say/
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
he needs to get laid
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Peniles.
D:
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I could sort out the commentary of one MLS game a week for starters.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
My accent? My skillz?
Plus I’m white. That’s gotta be a bonus, right?
Otherwise, I’m out.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
We don't discuss everything in a committee drinking tea and crumpets.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell yeah- beer and cheezits!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Why did you hack up your lung, sir.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
yo
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This lychee flavored soda is fucking delicious.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Is Queso still here?
Here’s the picture of Kristen sniffing her armpit:

The actual armpit is cropped out of the picture, alas, but it’s still hawt.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Ahaha I get it now.
I did post that before and oh my god kjfsnlkvjnsda;jfk
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
She demonstrates it better than Marta does.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I remember that. It was a game thread.
Peter Gammons ran over his puppy. But that wasn’t the worst part. He then proceeded to back over it too. Then rolled forward again (#3), rolled down the window and said, "What are you going to do about it, kid? I’m Peter F**king Gammons, b**ch." Then drove away. -d to the moas
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 10, 2010 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions
MMMMHH ♥
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I'm not so picky ♥
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Excuse me?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
trouble!!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You're right.
Frodo has no idea what kind of waters he’s sailing into now.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch your mouth, Baggins, or my sword will have your neck.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't usually go for the pointy-nosed blonde look,
but KB can be lovely. I like this picture. She’s a little rounder than usual there.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
by iglew on Sep 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd say I don't.....but the only girl I've ever loved was blonde..
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
if only that hole in her clothing were a little lower
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that her belly isn't quite so flat.
This is the topic of one of my prose poems:
A woman’s belly
should have a gentle convexity,
like a mirror that says,
‘Objects may be closer
than they appear.’
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
was this inspired by the moose picture? :D
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Did I tell you about that?
No. Not related.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Yes, you did.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I remembered right after I posted.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
she's average-shaped
but way above average cuteness
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok. Let's get one thing straight.
She is not average shaped.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
fair enough
I guess I’m saying she’s not super-skinny.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
um. she's pretty damn skinny.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
this one makes her look thin, but not super skinny crack girl

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I can only take so much.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
(fans you)
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate you my heart is beating like shit now.
FIX IT.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
go to onionbooty.com
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, no.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It can't end if I don't even start it.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
She is super skinny.
She looks better when she thickens up.
Doesn’t need to be a lot, but a little goes a long way.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
seriously.
Not even average-shaped for a celebrity.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
BUT BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PERFECT
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
she's really pretty
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
♥
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, she is not average-shaped!
She’s tiny.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
nextflix?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I agree with Dan.
Don’t judge me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I said don't judge broski.
We’re all human and we all have feelings.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I would much rather just put the fucking DVD in and use the remote control.
Pam liked my old sig better.
He's a simple man, Dan.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
who doesn't?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I have a business proposition for you...
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
special features
good if you don’t have a superfast connection, could do blu-ray porn.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
ahh the internet.
bastion of porn.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
ya its pretty awesome
now is the point where we start prying and asking what people’s favorite porn sites are.
Pam liked my old sig better.
free ones
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
heh.
have fun with that one.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Onion Booty ftw
I think it’s defunct now, though.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
still active
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
just trying to help! :-D
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The site is still there,
but I’m pretty sure they stopped producing anything more than a year ago.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
pay yourself a visit
you may beg to differ
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
its safe search only
What we’re asking is for people to stop pretending that ipse dixit counts as a "source." When you make a claim about baseball, you should be willing to put some reasonable amount of effort into explaining why it’s correct if someone asks you to. That’s basic respect for the other poster. - PT
by designatedforassignment on Sep 10, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
porn.com
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I got my ex an HP laptop for Christmas and it has the hdmi looking piece of plastic, but not the actual outlet.
I really wasn’t sure if I was supposed to be included so I called tech. Spent almost 2 hours on the phone with him trying to instruct me on whether I had an HDMI output, when I kept explaining I didn’t, just wanted to know if I should have one. And he got snotty on me when I said I didn’t think checking the software would help.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
yes
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
horrible?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Okay, not horrible.
Just really misleading. It’s like the lower trim levels of a car that have plastic button covers where the higher features should be.
Except that’s pretty standard on a car. Not on a computer.
You should complain about that. :l
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
you're an awfully nice ex
how come my ex doesn’t buy me laptops?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
One of us must be a maroon.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I like you, you use old-fashioned words sometimes
like maroon
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I grew up with Bugs Bunny,
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
so did I... love me 1950s WB cartoons
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
= party
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
and the company
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
MIKE AND TWO GIRLS SITTING IN A TREE
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
ZF.
Another one.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
nextflix, is that something you should tell us about?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever. houuuuurs later.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
you guys were just watching Project Runaway anyway
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty much the same thing, it seems
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
My Kristen love is pure because I can spell her name right.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
So Kristen Bell does indeed recreate the same feeling as Kari Byron to me.
BOTH HAVE INITIALS K.B.
PREMONITION DUN DUN DUN
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Not really!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oldham - if you're still here - have a good trip home....we will be looking for you on your NEXT visit!
♥
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I'm still here. Just had to pick those two up from Dreamgirls.....and get out of a ticket using my English charms.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Here's another Kristen picture I like:

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
yeah this is the best one
very natural, very innocent-looking
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this look is called "girl next door"
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
There are a few truly unposed ones that
are also nice, though you don’t get as good a look at her in those.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Oh I've seen ;-)
It’s funny, you usually tease me for my thing for cute white blonde girls. Yet, this one you agree with.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
of course not!
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Go find another cute blonde girl :(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I'll have Alice Eve
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Good.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
From a different era, but ...
Tuesday Weld!
to die for!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
yup, she's a hottie
I like this one

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I want the one that is showing up as server not available.
There’s another colorized version, but the black and white is best. She aged well, too.
Oh, speaking of blondes who aged well, Michelle Phillips! She was kind of enh in the Mamas & Papas, but positively scrumptious in that ST:TNG episode.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
wait what episode was that?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
We'll always have Paris.
Not a great episode. I think maybe it’s 1st season, when they were all bad. Michelle is yummy, though. She was 44 then, same age I am now.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I just put that one on TiVo
pink dress?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm remembering silvery white.
But I wouldn’t swear to that. Probably more than one outfit.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Okay, I just got to it
good memory, man. Silvery dress indeed.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I need to do a top 10 of
hot ST:TNG guest stars.
#1 is obvious. Will have to think about the rest.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I like the Mamas & Papas.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
LOVE
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't eaten today and I'm drinking beer. Bad combination.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Have you ever tried Bulleit?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I don't know what that is.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oh, I used to drink whiskey sours when I was a teenager. Jack and Coke a few times too, but it makes me too sad or angry.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I don't doubt you but I'm better off sticking with light beers.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
With light beer I can laugh. Anything more could lead to dark places.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
with beer I tend to go for much lower quantity and much higher quality.
2 or 3 (at most) really good beers instead of twice as many ‘lite’ beers
Pam liked my old sig better.
I am all for the dollar value. Beer is just a tool for me most of the time. I was actually thinking
today it might be cheaper to just buy vodka. But that stuff can sneak up on you and get you drunk.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
one pint of Chimay Blue will have you feeling fantastic
for like 12 bucks. and it tastes fantastic.
Pam liked my old sig better.
I was just thinking of a Winco $10 bottle. I'm no connoisseur.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm out of the loop!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'll keep an eye out for it up here, but I live in Sirerra Nevada country- literally.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Night all.....see you tomorrow as we stomp the sox!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Nite very Berry!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Good night, berry berry!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
sick
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
we all are
but sickness loves company!
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Athletics Nation – All night long
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
heheheheh
I like it. Dan?
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
doooo itttttt
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Besides, if I were to surreptitiously change it,
it’d be something wackier. Like
Athletics Nation — We Like Onion Booties
hhahahahahahahah
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
REC'D
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
you dont have power to change taglines
you think they’re gonna let you start a private thread???
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
♥
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
do it anyway.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
About porn sites
(because where else can I talk seriously about porn?)
It took me many years to figure this out, but I eventually came to realize that the key to a good porn site, is the man. It’s not because of what you see from the man — which none of us guys really cares about anyway — but what he brings out in the women.
Once you set aside all the porn sites that aren’t actually producing anything but are just linking all over the place to each other (which is about 95% of it), and compare only those that are actually producing stuff, you find that each site has the same core of guys, or sometimes just one guy, whether as photographer, participant or both.
The women move around and work for all the different sites, and even where they don’t there’s a certain fungibility to them. But how hot a woman is in her porn can very enormously. The same woman can be boring in one place and sizzling in another. Very few women are great in everything they do (and the few who are, I suspect, are just selective and only work where they’re inspired). The biggest determinant of how hot the woman is, is the men she’s working with, again whether as participant or photographer or both. Some men just bring out the best in them.
That’s why when you’re ready to weed out all the crap and find a favorite porn site to focus on, you need to find the men you like best.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I just watch the ones where you can't see any faces.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
To each his own.
I like faces.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Yeah, I don't really watch porn.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Sep 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
me too.
Peter Gammons ran over his puppy. But that wasn’t the worst part. He then proceeded to back over it too. Then rolled forward again (#3), rolled down the window and said, "What are you going to do about it, kid? I’m Peter F**king Gammons, b**ch." Then drove away. -d to the moas
by Leopold Bloom on Sep 10, 2010 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Bet on the trainer.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Yeah, same idea I guess.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
sorta, but that was for wacchampions.;)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hollendorfer...
Speaking of, CT will be at GG Fields on Sunday doing a live football show on dollar Sunday!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 10, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish I could be there.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
But... I really don't look at the men
Honestly, there’s good porn in one where you only see the girl.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 9, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I don't look at them either.
But I’m saying they make a real difference in how good the women are.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
So yeah I'll be back in a few.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
congrats
you hit 1000 comments
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions
dickhead!
I mean…DICKhead!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
that wasn't a compliment
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
god
another geek reference!
I’m in love tonight
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
me?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I had faith
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
liar!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
as pam says
you can’t have faith
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Hell, even Xander had Faith.
That’s not saying much.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
a Buffy reference
I like
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
It's my favorite cock!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
TW...eh
you know the rest
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Why must you dirty up a male bird? It's so beneath you.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
dirty me up all you want
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
dirtymeup.com ?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I leave for a few hours
and I come back to porn talk
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
go to bed
its way passed your bedtime
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
you need sleep
for your algebra test tomorrow
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
que?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I had to leave for a Hotel emergency..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
did someone
kill themselves?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
San Mateo...close...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes and I read him a bedtime story..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Goodnight Moon?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
First we read the 3 little pigs, then we read little red riding hood
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 10, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Everbody Poops?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
thats my favorite
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Figures. You birds and your poops.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[poop]
what?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Bless you birds, you just can't help pooping everywhere.
Now Bloom has no excuse.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
got any scratch?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
[hold coat open] Baby, I've got scratch, crumble, and starter. I might even be able to score pellets for ya.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you are my pusher
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, a lot
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I wanted Coke flavor
If I wanted just rum, I would have just poured myself rum only.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Relatedly, watching all this Mad Men makes me want scotch
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
and smoke?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
nah
just the scotch. Oh, and the women.
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Now I can hit on you!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[taps foot]
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I've got a hot and heavy poop discussion going on with you already.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
yeah, and?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I'll clean your poop, baby.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
hey baby
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Heeeeey, Suaavvvvvy. [tries to wink but fake eyelashes get tangled]
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
LOL
cutie
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
This thread is too big for my crappy browser to handle.
Either we need a new one, or I need to bail and go to bed.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Yeah, there is major lag when trying to respond to posts...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, sirbed is still going.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
sexy!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Sep 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
You missed a lot.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
There was a learnèd colloquy on porn.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I admitted some things.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Welcome back!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Sep 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
we're talking about porn, blonde girls, and food
!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam
by cuppingmaster on Sep 10, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions

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