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Open Thread: A's v Twins, The Rubber Match

Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins, Sep 19, 2010 11:10 AM PDT


Bobby Cramer, I feel for you.... You get to face Francisco Liriano with these guys flailing away at the plate:



 

 

Stranger things have happened, I guess... Go A's

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I just like to think back to that game against the Yankees a few years ago,

with an awful lineup that featured Mike Rouse… and the A’s won that game, thanks to a few hits from Rouse.

I pick Chris Carter for today’s hero. We believe in you, Chris! Now go get a hit!

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 19, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

He needs to grow a pair first

Which I’m praying happened last night, now he should start swinging with some authority. Today is the day the streak breaks…I mean…It’s gotta be right?

by Po' Boy on Sep 19, 2010 11:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

too bad, first inning would have been the spot

instead, men on second and third, and no result!!!!!!!!!

Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.

Beane: They believe it because it's true.

by One won lost won on Sep 19, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So....

Why is Zooks behind the plate and Donaldson at DH?…guess 1 day off for Kurt is 1 day too much in Bob’s brain.

by Po' Boy on Sep 19, 2010 11:04 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I know he did...

But is 2 days in a row really too much for a guy thats ALWAYS out there….geez, atleast I get a weekend off.

by Po' Boy on Sep 19, 2010 11:10 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Barton gets a hit!

We won’t be no hit!

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Sep 19, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Good morning all

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Behold the power of the unicorn!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey, a run!

As I just told my Twins fan friend, never underestimate the element of surprise.

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 19, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

looked back again at our milb numbers

man… so many top hitting prospects, and every one of them disappointed except Grant Green.

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Sep 19, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Depends what you were expecting.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

competency?

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Sep 19, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

But.....we're the A's...

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow fastball down the middle?

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Sep 19, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

3-0 A's

Top 1st, 2 outs, 2nd and 3rd

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Sep 19, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Twins are thinking about Gopher football.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

RUNZ RUNZ RUNZ!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa.

Someone got a hit? With the bases loaded?

Iwamura apparently isn’t used to the ways of the A’s yet. But that’s okay.

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 19, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

its alright

Carter is

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Sep 19, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

he may make a career out of it

…albeit a short career….:(

Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.

Beane: They believe it because it's true.

by One won lost won on Sep 19, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will this be Trogdor's first hit?

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Sep 19, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Nope

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit Trogdor....

"I wanted to see how much my computer programming skills had improved since the last time I was arrested." - octopus virus

by Zonis on Sep 19, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Heh.

Saw on Gameday that Carter was up with 2 outs, so I hurriedly loaded up Gameday Audio to hear if he got the first hit. First thing I heard? …tap! Tap plastics!

by danmerqury on Sep 19, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Liriano really looked rattled

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Do we have any posters on the East Coast?

I need someone to do me a big favour – run Matt Moore’s car off the road.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Dude, whatever gets him the fuck out of Carolina.

I’ve suffered through 8 years of Delhomme. I can’t take any more bad QB play from my team. It’s soul destroying.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

AHEM.

[points to the Commitment to Excellence banner hanging outside the Coliseum]

by danmerqury on Sep 19, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the Raiders suck too.

But I don’t follow them, so I don’t care.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the answer to your problems isn't on the bench.

Oh look, Moore interception. {curls up into foetal position}

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else pulling for Carter

to go 0 for 72 to end the season? I’m thinking reverse jinx may be in order. Love those A’s rookie records.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

[yawn, stretch, mumble]

Hey look, more morning baseball.

At least on Sunday you sort of expect it.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I love Ray

“Well, it might not be the final home game…it’s the final regular season home game…”

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Things I'm wondering this morning:

Can anything else be “bleary” other than eyes? Is there some old thing called “blear” that they resemble?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes to the first part, no to the second.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scratch that.

Yes to the first part, yes to the second part.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. Rheumy.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had an OED.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quiet thread.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Raiders home opener

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just checking in for a bit

Off to a lobster festival. I see we are winning though. Woo!!

!#%&$#@&%&% antioxidants! - pam

by cuppingmaster on Sep 19, 2010 11:55 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Doesn't sound like the lobsters

will have much reason to be feastive.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those little cockroaches of the sea

are indeed mighty tasty when they’re slathered in butter.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

LARGE cockroaches of the sea.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

even cardboard is yummy slathered in butter

even AIR and butter, slathered in butter, is darn tasty

Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.

Beane: They believe it because it's true.

by One won lost won on Sep 19, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even BUTTER slathered in butter...

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cholesterol levels agree.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm checking in, mostly b/c I want to be here when Carter gets off the schneid.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Sep 19, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

You may want to wait until next April

to check in.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ye of little faith.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Sep 19, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sit this bum down, Bobby

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Like that!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0 Athletics in front

could have been even better, if Carter had got a hit in the 1st inning, two on two out.

Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.

Beane: They believe it because it's true.

by One won lost won on Sep 19, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a crowd in here?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two's company.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not here. Watching Matt Moore destroy my hopes and dreams.

Whilst the Franchise wastes away on the bench.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carolina Panthers?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Losing at home to the fucking Bucs.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they still wear those pewter-color pants?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What colour is pewter?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now he gets sacked and fumbles.

This is torture.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of like tin, but a little shinier.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, on the black jerseys.

CLAUSEN IS WARMING UP!

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And failed.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did he fail>

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loss of downs inside the red zone.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reverse in the Viking game.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snapped into his shins and a pass tipped by Goodson into the hands of

Talib.

It was a completion to King if Goodson doesn’t tip it.

So y’know. I’m happy. Have fun with Campbell. The Panthers finally have a QB.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Erm, the running game couldn't punch it in from the 2.

Hardly the QB’s fault.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Takes more than one play to have a loss of downs.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

Clausen drove them down to the goal line. The O-line and the running game didn’t get the job done.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's better than the guy ahead of him.

Play him. He’s been through the fire at ND. They didn’t have an O-line.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that I'm complaining

versus a 0-0 score.

I’d like to see the results (without me doing the research!!) for the odds of winning if you score one run, two runs, three runs, etc in the first inning, and the other team scores zero. What is the pct of times that scoring team wins….

…then break it out by winning pct. of team etc.

Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.

Beane: They believe it because it's true.

by One won lost won on Sep 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is your moment, big man.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Sep 19, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm pulling for 0 for 40.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carter pops up...0-for-31

Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.

Beane: They believe it because it's true.

by One won lost won on Sep 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the beat goes on...

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Sep 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's 100% mental at this point.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he gets a hit next time, his average will be .031.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gardy is being VERY un-Minnesotan

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Those Hessians are wild.

He probably steps into an empty crosswalk before the light changes, too.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Setting a bad example for the children

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUN HIM BLUE!!!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Already done.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outstanding!

I was hoping for some Sports Center worthy antics though.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give me my two outs while your at it.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Does their team get worse when the manager is out?

I wonder what that’s like.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh heh....

You’re out too Valencia!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

How did Bobby Crosby

infect Rajai with his “low and outsideness” disorder?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not sure.

But that’s no reason not to blame BC.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Behold, again, the power of the unicorn!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Never underestimate the power of a single horn.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Sep 19, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

Two-hitting a very stout offensive team? That’s crazy.

by danmerqury on Sep 19, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean tease and infuriate us, right?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cramer: is he good or is this just end of the year apathy from opponents?

I’m not watching so all I see is the gamecast results.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Sep 19, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn't throw hard at all, but neither does Jamie Moyer

He’s a longshot to make the 2011 rotation….barring injuries….

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're beating Liriano? Awesome! Coco's injured? Crap.

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Liriano's out. Yay!

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, I didn't notice until now

Donaldson was our starting DH. That’s weird.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack must be contemplating whether or not

he’ll be looking for a job next April.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm contemplating that too

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He agrees

.according to Jane Lee, he was hastily texting his friends and relatives this morning.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Carter waits in the on deck circle....

lol….because someone stole his seat in the dugout?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, those shadows on the field are strong

Days grow short in the north country.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Does he leave the infield today?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Carter double to left center.

You heard it hear first.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 19, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Good lord, did I just really mess up here/hear?

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 19, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't thinking clere.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 19, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or does he K?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

3 popups. I guess that's an improvement

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 pop ups and an 0 for 31!!!!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm excited as well.

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is almost as good as the ROY!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

2011

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

32

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Christopher.

This isn’t one of those rookie records that we want to see extended.

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 19, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever the record is

He has a great chance of eclipsing it

by Trainman on Sep 19, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one am embracing it!

I’ve grown accustomed to the A’s disappointing me, so if I embrace the futility of it all I’m sure Carter will oblige me and get a hit right before he breaks the rookie record.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the record?

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparent 46 for a position player (not starting a career, just general)

88 including pitchers.

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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

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by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he can get there.

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

14 more ABs?

Probably.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

It would be a record that’s over 100 years old…

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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

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by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty impressive

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

But it can’t be far away.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

at this rate, it mignt not be a rookie record

sadly.

(yes, I know the rules say he’s still a rookie next year, right?)

by MobiusKlein on Sep 19, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pessimist.

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially there

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, fine. I'll start watching the A's now.

If we start to lose it’s totally not my fault.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Are the Rovers good?

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pity

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Newcastle's awesome though

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No they're not.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relative to my expectations they are

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait for the adrenaline to wear off.

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by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the games to pile up

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence adrenaline.

Every team that comes up starts off hot. Once season starts to grind them down and their squads are exposed they always fall off.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also nagging injuries

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, they should stay up, no?

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea. I haven't seen all the teams play.

I’m kinda sick of football. Watching the dross Allardyce serves up every week has worn down my resistance.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pity

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for Cramer to go.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that Cramer, or Barton?

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by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Steve!

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Morneau ever coming back?

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does Fosse keep calling him Pat Sajak?

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I left for a while to take a shower.

Is Chris 0-33 yet?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly, no.

Geren pulled him before he could achieve that mark.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah well.

He’ll get there tomorrow.

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by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll get 0 for 37 tomorrow....

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So only 9 to go

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

32 and out of the game.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No and Gross is in for defense

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Sep 19, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ho

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because guys are stupid?

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by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuddled up with a beautiful woman or hanging out with the guys?

I think I’d try to arrange the two at the same time, but if I had to choose, I’m going with the latter.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, stood in the stands with a beautiful woman, or stood in the stands with the guys.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

See

the key there is for her to be into the game. Then you get the big bear hug with boobs.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, so if you want to be out with the guys

then leave your girl at home, or off shopping or whatever she likes. But if she does come to the game with you, then for fuck’s sake pay attention to her and don’t be always looking around like you think you’re missing something elsewhere.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if their are a lot of other hot chicks running around the park?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um

Well, if it’s your girl friend and you want to keep it that way, there are no other hot chicks running around the park unless she’s pointing them out to you.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm.....so what you're saying is...

a guy needs to find a girl who’s a “switch hitter”?

Because I think that’s a damn near universal goal that’s more rare than the proverbial unicorn.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Plenty of women are capable of enjoying the beauty of the same sex without being a switch hitter. I’ve been friends with a few.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pam is one of those.

She and I have similar tastes in women.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, it's been my experience that most women

who are interested in a guy are utterly and completely ruthless with percieved female threats. Womre are effing savage with each other. What’s worse, they don’t want to “kill” the competition. They much prefer inclicting slow, sustained cruelty of the sublest kind.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds right if you're 19.

But I thought you were my age.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL....I am your age.

But you know as well as I do that things never really change. They may become more subtle, but they rarely change.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah a lot of women can be like that.

But it’s not all of them.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

A woman is less nasty and hostile

when she feels secure and well-loved. How to make her feel secure and well-loved? Well, for starters you could pay attention to her when you’re out on a date.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose.

I’ve lived with a house full of women for 23 years now. I understand them less now than I did 23 years ago. One thing I do know. Few males are capable of carrying a grudge like a woman. We aren’t even capable of a close second.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

See

Your first mistake was ever thinking you understood them in the first place. Best not to try. Just love them and be with them and hope you’re getting it right by them. Too much of it is really out of your hands.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL....I was never that foolish.

I suspect they don’t understand themselves, and what’s more, they don’t care to. It doesn’t matter so much that you love them, they know that. What seems to set them offf is “how you make them feel”. Something we have absolutely no control over, but also something they wield with unchallenged authority. So it goes.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 19, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it goes both ways

I seriously doubt anyone truly understands themselves. Some are better than others, sure, but really know yourself, nah. Not likely.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen.

She knows she’s not the most beautiful woman in the world. No matter how hot you are there is always someone else out there who is hotter. She also knows you’re human.

The point is, if you love her, you give her your full attention. That’s what she cares about.

Also, it’s not so much if you happen to look at one hot chick who happens to pass into view. It’s the habit of always looking around trying to find one that pisses her off.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cowboys, the Patriots and the Colts?

Thank you programmers (!)

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Cowboys lost. That's probably interesting.

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My point was that those teams are always on tv over here. Every year it's the same teams.

Throw in the Dolphins and the Bears and that’s all you see in the UK.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should see more Saints this year, no?

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Probably.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Panthers are never on. I have the interwebs for that.

It’s the fact that the same damn teams, whether they’re good or shit, are on every week.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is ESPN in charge?

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah...so it's the fault of Fox and CBS

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And...by extension, the American public. So...us.

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to move to the US?

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn't know?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Belechick could make it happen

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....Chargers are pretty good.

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But realize it the least

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn't find yourself a green card wife

when you were here?

I thought that was the mission.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was on a mission to see California.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a popup the other day offering me a green card if I could guess the president of the USA.

I’ll send you the link next time.

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by travdog6 on Sep 19, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as

“guess the NEXT president of the USA”, in which case it’s actually kind of interesting.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind going to the Twins series next April

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliffy!

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by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Clifton!

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It is amazing that Blyleven's not in the HOF

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope his turn comes this year

If Bill King and Bert went into the Hall together, I would definitely go to Cooperstown.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giambi just hit a bases loaded double for the Rockies.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Sep 19, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The man can still hit occasionally

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just not with us.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Sep 19, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alas no

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Flores!

Brother of the illustrious Ron Flores, former Oakland A.

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 19, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

We should be glad to see him.

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, Sam Bradford has already been sacked three times.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Sep 19, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He better get used to it

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cos he doesn't know how to handle pressure.

I really need a job in an NFL Front Office.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want a job where you're not allowed to question?

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Just before he fires them.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

He has a great team around him. Lots of good footballing minds in that organisation. It’s not just one guy and his lackeys.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assistant coaches maybe, but front office people?

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The assistant coaches are the lackeys. They all fail when they leave.

The F.O. people are where the talent is.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weiss was a huge failure. McDaniels is failing.

Crennel was a disaster.

And yes all those spellings are likely off.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think more assistant coaches become head coaches than FO people becoming head coaches.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're clearly confused.

The F.O. does the drafting.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the ex-Patriots GM (or assistant GM?) went to the Falcons and started

pumping out good draft after good draft.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yes

But the HC has a tendency to have some say in that too.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in Belechick's case, I bet it's a lot

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

It’s definitely a case where it varies a lot and “status” matters a lot so the ass. coach to HC is much less likely to have influence.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did he do in Cleveland?

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less well than in Mass

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terribly is the answer.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I didn't win the Million Dollars?

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

Belicheck is great, but he’s not the only reason the Patriots win season after season. That Front Office is special.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'd be good.

Too bad our Raiders are set in the front office for at least 10 years.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 19, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or until the Crypt Keeper dies.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

soo.... 20 years?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems to be handling things quite well today.

But…it’s the Raiders

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Sep 19, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Raiders D is shocking.

Plus Jackson is rather good.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. The Rams are doing well?

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by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he a Pilgrim?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slide, Jeremy, slide!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF was that?

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh....
J. Cust caught stealing, catcher to shortstop

?

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Sep 19, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Standing up no less

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does this team insist on wasting outs?

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Sep 19, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he's not clogging the bases any more.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooo!

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked safe.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

If that’s the case it’s just shitty umping.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. We love him.

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's so easy for the A's to find pitching.

Whereas finding >3 league average hitters is an impossible task.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Sep 19, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Coco out, it's now 2

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOLed when I saw the 3,4,5 of Ellis, Suzuki, and Carson this morning.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Sep 19, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Mathews hurt

And perhaps the AFC West race got a little more interesting.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 19, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manship sounds like a porn star

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a nickname for his manhood.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that's one giant Manship!

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The manship is full of seamen.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well sure, an empty Manship is useless

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welker is just a gamer.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Clifton!

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rajai 3 Groundouts to Third?

What a day for that guy.

The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he's consistent.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear consistency is a highly underrated trait

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That he sucks.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even after the hit?

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Rajai. He can never do enough for you.

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now we get to see even more of him (hitting leadoff) with Crisp out!

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Sep 19, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say put Carter there, so he can get the record.

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need a pinch bunter

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Rajai just took a called strike in the dirt

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Rajai!

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I like adding on, even when it seems unnecessary

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. I already feel relaxed, so I can enjoy this

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoy a nice cushion.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sweeter the pushin?

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee, I hadn't thought of it that way...

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now. Can you get it out of your mind?

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was me attempting this strange thing called irony.

Of course I was thinking that. Iglew posts are like Cole Porter lyrics: if you aren’t sure whether it’s dirty, it is.

Out of my mind? Never.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's Cole Porter?

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone who says they can get it out of their mind is lying.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supine no doubt

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twins have Jose Mijares and Jose Morales.

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Raiders Rams will probably start the 3rd

Before the A’s put this one in the bag, or whether the A’s put things.

The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 19, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Not yet.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't lose when up after the 8th.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was going to mention that myself.

by Trainman on Sep 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren was a catcher, right? Not sure what he's thinking.

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed!
Geren was a catcher, right? Not sure what he’s thinking.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 19, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed!
Geren. Not sure why he’s managing.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rauch is 6'10", 290 lbs?

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Campbell is getting killed out there.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hermida

He “wasn’t in the Red Sox plans” for a reason.

How many times has this guy failed as an A’s hitter, with a man at third??

Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.

Beane: They believe it because it's true.

by One won lost won on Sep 19, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

49?

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

low estimate.

Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.

Beane: They believe it because it's true.

by One won lost won on Sep 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

249?

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

...this... yes..

Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.

Beane: They believe it because it's true.

by One won lost won on Sep 19, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five (including that one).

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Diaz guy has an enormous strike zone

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

You trust guys without beady eyes?

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kurt now hates this year. Extension or no extension.

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Craig!

A win.

I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters

by WaddellCanseco on Sep 19, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Victory!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Take the rubber

And run with it.

The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Sep 19, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what....someone....said?

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 19, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

Will there be fireworks? I have a garage sale to run off to. Supposedly there are tons of cheap books.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Sep 19, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Only a modest amount, since the thread was small

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Sep 19, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thread was dead.

"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury

by OldhamA on Sep 19, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this thread need some Jimmy Johnson?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Sep 19, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, that's like, humongous right?!?!

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 19, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey there Cluckster

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

cluck cluck

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Sep 19, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's up?

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Sep 19, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

thats what she asked!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Sep 19, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

not goin there!!

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Sep 19, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

heehee

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Sep 19, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tink hard to NOT write stuff open to interpretation.....

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Sep 19, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

but its soooo fun

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Sep 19, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

just not me....

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Sep 19, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

no CT thread I guess

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Sep 19, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess not....there are a few ppl that don't make 'em.

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Sep 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wake the polar bear

He could make one for you.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Sep 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh *think*

CT ..."he’s not just an asshat with a mic" - cuppingmaster

by Berry Jo on Sep 19, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

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