CT Thread - 8/9/10 - CC Day 1
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Why couldn't this be a daygame?
Would’ve had them right where the A’s want them.
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Someone needs to remind the A's all games are played during the day
somewhere in the world…
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The A's should move to Barrow, Alaska
Every game would be a day game.
I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!
ak_A would approve
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He might draw better up there
I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!
Ball would carry too.
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably not
Cold sea air.
I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!
According to Palin
the ball may hit Russia, causing an international incident.
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Yes it could break a window
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY SUITE
I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!
В России
Комплект видит тебя
I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!
That's easy for you to say
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm relying on Google's translator
I make no claims to accuracy
I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!
Nobody will ever read this
But, yes it is wrong. квартира would have been right.
"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are."
– John Wooden
show off.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 4:40 AM PDT up reply actions
You, sir, are amazing!
"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are."
– John Wooden
Carter needs to bat sixth instead of seventh. Don’t bat him behind Ellis.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
He's a veteran now. I say third.
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Carter hit that last ball pretty well
I expected him to be shaky and nervous in his first game and probably for the 1st week or so.
I hope the Royals can pull off a comeback against the Angels.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, the Royals are no longer a factor in the Wild Card
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Stranger things happened
The Angels were swept by the Showalter Orioles
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They sweep everybody.
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
We've had fewer of these this year than last.....that's positive!!??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
sure, some progress. (yes, yes, why that glass is a few milimeters more full)
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = sweep or click.
Not angry enough to be the Green Hulk
but enraged enough to be the Grey Hulk!
We’re Mr. Fixit!
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A loss is a loss
Any team can lose to any team on any given day. I see no reason why today’s any worse than any other day.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Because it's fresh in our minds
And we were so happy after the last two days
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
We just want to be IN this race.....I'm thinking we could/should capitalize against a team in turmoil like the Mariners.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
We have turmoil too, with losing the Matts and all.
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I cried myself to sleep over that one, for sure.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Which Matt do you miss the most?
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Carson....I wanted to see him run into that wall one....more.....time....
sigh
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I know in my heart that they'll have walls where he's going.
(looks up)
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, then, it's settled. Close the thread. Turn the lights off.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
the voice of reason. (i guess so)
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = sweep or click.
Sorry
I don’t venture into the CT threads very often.
Don’t mean to style anyone’s cramps.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
oh no, no problem ...really.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = sweep or click.
That sounds like something Dr. Cox would say to J.D.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Those two are pretty tireless in being stupid
I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!
By whom?
And why?
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a "Lew Wolff hates Oakland, etc" argument going on in game thread #4
I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!
Oh. And Dan is with Lew now?
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really.
I have no preference for Wolff, actually. I just find the “WOLFF DOESN’T CARE” argument tiresome and ridiculous.
what is, the best moment for cisely to ask if you brought protection?
really don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Aug 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm more in the camp that he's a misfit for the job.
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's what Wolff does care about that's a problem, though.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
What's that?
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Destroying Oakland A's fans' heart and minds in an inferno of greed
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see how that might be a problem
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
just sayin
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Also a pretty fucking ridiculous comparison to make. Sheesh.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You're referring to Cleveland and its sports teams?
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He posted a .909 OPS in Triple-A this season.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Jennifer!
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
WE LOST.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Color my eye.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
We should have stolen a base since we couldn’t make it a day game.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Truer words have never been posted
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Daric didn't bunt so we couldn't have won regardless of a stolen basee.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Barton will be back in the lineup tomorrow.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Did the A's doctor tweet that?
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So he can hurt himself again?
We need his fake-bunting ability.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
MinorLeagueBlog
#Yankees Huge Day for Jesus Montero 3-4, Walk Off 2 Run Home Run. Now hitting .282 after being under .220 most of the year
less than 20 seconds ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Royals Bunting down 2 with 2 on and 0 Outs
Stupid move
Did you see the triple play?
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean the DP and the gift out?
Yeah, that wide throw and Ellis was safe
Seattle TV replayed the triple play about nine times,
but in none of them did they do a slow-mo closeup of 1B to see if he was really out.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
since I refuse to look at the boxscore or recap on yahoo
and I had muted and mostly ignored the tv in the later innings…..my caught what looked like some killer d.p’s for us…..were there four in this game?
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = sweep or click.
We grounded into a double play and triple play each.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
okay, triple play.... i take it that is not a joke? i really don't know (or care to know, heh)
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = sweep or click.
no joke....but to be fair....replay showed ump missed the call.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
It was very, very close
The ump also missed the call.
I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!
He did blow it though.
I thought you were supposed to watch the foot and listen for the ball to hit the glove. I’m not sure if it was too noisy or even whether that applies in the major leagues.
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The ump was a ML call-up for vacation coverage
I think he got a little to excited and anticipated the play.
I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!
they said they sent some extra umps to St Louis
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Were they expecting trouble?
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
something about how it is an important series and they wanted the "best" crew there
pulled someone away from this game.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
What are we? Chopped liver?
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
cardinals and reds.....neck in neck in NL central....
but yeah – I gotcha
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Man, Chris Carpenter was pissed tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
explain....I'm not sure I know who that is - sorry
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Cy Young winner from the Cardinals.
He pulled Brendan Ryan into the tunnel after an inning ended and lit into him
Pam liked my old sig better.
Yikes.
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He was the Cardinals starting pitcher and he was mad at his shortstop Brendan Ryan tonight. First, the game was delayed because Ryan couldn’t get the right glove. After the inning, Carpenter gave Ryan a talking to in the dugout. Then, later on, Ryan was out of position — at least according to Carpenter he was — on a grounder that would have been fielded had Ryan been playing normally.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like Carp was overly sensitive
It’s a bad sign for him….and the Cards.
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
it was really really....I think the fact that Ellie got sooooooo mad told me all I needed to know. He does not ususally fuss about stuff.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
he got so mad he told the ump all he needed to know too.
really don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Aug 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
oakclubhouse
Michael Choice goes 2-4 with a triple and two strike-outs for Vancouver. Those were Choice’s first two hits as a pro. #Athletics
1 minute ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Yay Michael!
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He has to have at least pretty solid speed since he plays center, right?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I still feel bad. I'm very sorry.
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Cue up "Love Hurts"
I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!
I sometimes say stupid things in an attempt to be clever
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
townsendradio
That was a joke!!!!!!
1 minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Even though they won yesterday...they did the same damn thing tonight that they did yesterday...
They kept getting the leadoff man on base or multiple runners on base with 0 or 1 out and then putting up a big fat 0 on the scoreboard…Our pitchers shouldn’t have to pitch CG shutouts every game just to give us a chance to win…
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
OldHossRadbourn
I should not mock this E. Byrnes. His recent analysis (“Dude dude bro dude bro dude”) was quite insightful.
24 minutes ago via Echofon
HAHAHAHA
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
CT is forgetting that Texas has to face AJ Burnett and Javier Vasquez
Not exaclty terror there for that Lineup.
2011 needs to come faster.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The Bandbox in Arlington
Will make regular hitters look like great hitters.
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Will it make me look lean and muscular?
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If you stand there for a couple of minutes
It’s a sauna.
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Does that mean I have to be naked?
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Byrd has been great this season.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey You Townsendaniacs!!!
Is there a place to listen to the CT show internet-wise? I threw all my radios away when google bought all the air.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
thanks!
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
yay!
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
google ktrb....the click "listen live"
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = sweep or click.
stupid stupid stupid
I already knew that… I forgot it’s just A’s games they can’t broadcast…
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
i am with you.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = sweep or click.
eat your vitamins
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair.....I think looking at Mazarro's stats for each time he goes through the line-up is something to be concerned about.
If he had the line in the 1st inning as he does in later innings….they don’t score!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
The Angels won so they’re 0.5 games behind us.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Behind being the operative word
Stupid Royals
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
lol "geren and ellis insist..." yeah, let him have it. right.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = sweep or click.
WTF did Geren not argue that call
Ellis should have argued and thrown out. They way he’s batting it would have been no loss
I think the ump wanted to throw him out, but the Mariners asked for clemency
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
CT, they're really not good enough to win the division this year.
This is not an 85-90 win team. It’s just not. That’s OK though
Pam liked my old sig better.
True
Would be nice if they pretended to try harder as far as tonite goes.
It was a lethargic showing
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
we'll call him the blurry brad pitt from now on.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Right on CT
Throw that remote because they aint going to stop taking strike 3’s
Goodnight, Lynnz. :)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Good night Lynn
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you
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by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The A's have a 9 dollar payroll and everyone gets injured for half the season
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
So it's really $4.50
I hate Bob Geren and his peanut brain so much -- lenscrafters
by WaddellCanseco on Aug 9, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Is having a snowball fight with pitching legend Randy Johnson a bad idea?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
the caller i think isnt familiar with hitters in baseball
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
the caller wants the a's to score 10 runs a game
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
Hey, that’s not a bad idea.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
oh sorry was that you?
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't tell what you mean
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
mike i was kidding
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
in fact, i snickered at your all caps thing and i was doing the voice in my head all whiney
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY CAN’T THEY JUST DO THAT THOUGH? IT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
STUPID AN!!!!!
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU PEOPLE DON’T KNOW HOW TO MANIPULATE COMPUTERS.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, that is not a subject line.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Fooled you.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I read it all the way.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Man you really are a stud.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
RUN. THIS MAN IS A WARLOCK.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Tsssss I'm smokin.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Adapting my views, sir
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that mean you screamed before I did?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I stand corrected, bigshot.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
got me, mike.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i like oh_u.gif the best.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You know how to tease me, Mike.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
They get runners on and they take too many pitches
That is why they are 0-35.
Or they take defensive swings and foul off pitches that should be driven
that, and they have a bad lineup because they have a tiny payroll
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The recap is here.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
HERE'S YOUR UNHAPPY CRAPPY RECAP
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
Rest in peace, 2010.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey CT
TINY PAYROLL. INJURIES.
TRIPLE.
PLAY.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
We had a chance to get Aubrey Huff for dirt cheap.
Hahahahahahahaha, oh you!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
What's this "lack of effort" line I keep hearing
Do you think they’re going up there and just flicking their bats at the ball in slow motion with their eyes closed? Should they do Brad Pitt at the end of Seven screams before every at bat? What would it take for you guys to think they’re putting in the “effort?”
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
BRAD PITT WILL GET US FANS.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes I will
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
This time has battled and battled and battled. What’s disgusting is the total lack of interest and support from Lew and from Beane.
Geren is dead inside, but I think he believes he’s trying.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that White Sox-Orioles highlight on SportsCenter was funny. Since the Orioles were 0-20 in their last 20 Monday games, they broke out the Monday Night Football music and used football terms in the highlight such as the fair catch (on an infield fly) and the red zone (bases loaded).
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
They'll probably do more of the same for A's highlights
Once the Raiders play their first preseason game.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
North Bay ANers
Do you have any recommendations for (cheap!) stuff to do in the San Rafael/Mill Valley area? Like a good coffee shop or restaurant or attraction?
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Country Club Bowl.
It’s like being on the set of the big lebowski
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
email DMOAS - not sure he has an email posted tho.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
why, Yon??
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'll be up there later this week
and I’m 99.999% sure I’ll be working there soon.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
another convert.
Where’s Matty when I need him?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
NorBay.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd work in the NorBay
but probably only be able to afford living in the EaBay
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
well, esp. if you're talking Marin. Woo.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ATTA GIRL!
USE THAT CAPS LOCK! :D
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I just thought you were enthusiastic
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
at least ya got quoted in the recap
gimme yer URL for yer company site and I’ll make it all clicky for you, maybe sell some beds for us to sleep in when the A’s play like they did tonight.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
keetsa.com
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
got it
clickiness in a moment (see recap)
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
done
all clicky and sheeit for ya Joe.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
{bows to the north}
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I was looking.......
gonna go look in SJ over the weekend
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Great recap on recrap
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Aww, but it's so good...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a terrible name for a cat.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
ain't that the truth!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
What a cheap move by Jack Z
bringing in guys, moving ’em out. and blaming his (hand-picked) manager for the outcome.
Fire Geren, Hire Wakamatsu
play the rest of the season as a revenge epic
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Rated-R Superstar knows
we need a Cerebral Assassin!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, and he needs to bring a sledgehammer.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
the same manager that was the savior last year that led them to a winning record
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He did not blame his manager.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
So, um, hi.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
hi, sexy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
hi, sexy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
oh! [removes pants]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
hi, sexy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you...I know...LOL
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
hi Bloomdido
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
hi, josh!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We love bloom!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I love fried foods.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Stuff that makes your life shorter is the best stuff.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
um, hi back.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
no response to my provacative email?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
oh my. I think my smut filter blocked it.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
...if you're not into that whole, you know, brevity thing.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi Bloomiere.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
hi, cheesey!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Flowery One!
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
flowery one?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
oh! bloom! got it. Hi, op!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Bloom, Flower.....get it?
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Mattress for ya in one or two days Bloom!!!!!!
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
WOO!!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
hi, jojo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
so we have this same thing every first game of the series
we’ll win the last two, get happy, and then bomb the first game of the next series, and get pissed.
I feel a win
by sf drift king on Aug 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
THE CALLERS AND CT NEED TO FUCKING STOP IT.
No killer instinct?! Bad manager?!
HOW ABOUT NO GOOD PLAYERS.
LITTLE TINY PAYROLLS DOES NOT A PLAYOFF TEAM MAKE.
YOU CHUMPS GOT SPOILED BY THE ANOMALY OF A WINNING TEAM IN THE FIRST HALF OF THIS DECADE AND NOW YOU’RE BEING SHORT SIGHTED BRATS.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
Eh.
I don’t even have the willingness to listen and get angry at CT callers. Usually that tends to cheer me up a little.
this guy's schtick is OLD. I am so tired of it....I hear his voice and know what he will say.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
there is only so many ways you can say we suck
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not constructive.....so hard to hear over and over and over
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Yes, but can you drive a schtick?
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
is it Dan?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
wrong dan. I meant Dan from Berkeley, not Danbot 5000.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, and he's not computer-esque at all.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The caller thinks disbelief-look-on-faces will make them hit better
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
hey caller - they tried last year. his name was giambi. i bet you hated that move
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
so....um....
I might have a slight In n Out addiction…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
Teensie weensie...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
or really big.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LB
any news on the job thing? just haven’t heard anything from you.
I stopped filling it out when I realized I would have to work...
but then again, at some point I’m going to go to the bank and they’re not going to want to give me money, so…
Seriously, though…I will fill out and submit tonight, noava—sorry to leave you hanging. It sounds perfect for me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
it's cool man
no skin off my back either way. just wanted to follow up with you. but here’s a kicker:
if you get hired and kick ass (aka teach a class successfully), I get a $50 referral bonus. I have a personal policy of using my referral bonus to go out with the person that got hired. So, if you get the job, you get a free dinner, too.
They'll like me if they hire me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
They'll hire you if they like you.
first step is analysis of your application. second is a skype interview.
I'm gold.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
me? looks like it.
it’s 99% confirmed. still one wrinkle to work out.
Ahhhhhh - well that will be for the job you have been seeking for a while ?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
your coffin is gonna have Bible verses at the bottom if you don't quit soon, man
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a good burger.
Honestly if I could get a 3×3 animal style, fries, and a large cherry limeade from sonic with it, I’d probably die in like a year.
Pam liked my old sig better.
And you would die with a smile on yor face
from clenching your teeth during the heart attack
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah the 3x3 with animal style fries...now im hungry..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
[sigh]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I just had a Five Guys burger
and it didn’t live up to the hype.
Nations and In N’ Out is better.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you tried a 20x20 yet?
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to see it anyway, but I'm going to see it harder now that you're in it.
But seriously- it’s a MOVIE about the OAKLAND A’S.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
No, it's about Billy Beane
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait to see the blur of you
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, it's Optimist!
Moviestar!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
he's blurry.....blurry and sexy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If you squint real hard
he kinda looks like Brad Pitt!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This is gonna get outta hand.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
sigh. I wish I could listen to CT tonight. (friend's over watching t.v., waaay loud.)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
My cat chewed them while on my lap during the last storm blackout.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It was funny because I had no idea until I lost sound and looked down at him.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
um...there has to be better chew toys for the cat, attijah.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So I shouldn't throw my electronics into the cats' toybox? News I need to know.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
srsly.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
hee. until my macbook dies.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
and pigeon dander!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I've found those and all kinds of other things in my printer.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Mac...book...?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a book about Macs.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oh okay!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
caller
“moneyball – what ever that is.” all sarcastic
and then he goes on to describe the teams who won with moneyball.
I want to slap this caller.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
this kid
is suffering from foot-in-mouth disease, even though he is trying to make makeable points, just EPICALLY FAILING at it.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
it's what I do
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't....perhaps I should.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
your words are sage. I will meditate upon them.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
your sage is good, I will smoke it
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
puffpuffpass
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike should call just to say something like "FIRST BASE DEFENSE IS OVERRATED"
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I might be over it, too. Though I like CT and his show.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I love CT's show
I just haven’t ever been the type to call into a talk show.
In fact, the next time I do will be the first.
Pam liked my old sig better.
CALL! CALL! CALL!
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I called Buan a few years ago
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
CT loves you Mikey
just calll up and say “I don’t have to know squat about baseball and radio, Chris, because i can make ribs that will cause human beings to commit murder just to have them.”
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahahahahahahaha
I’m not sure I can lean on the one rib he had for that long
Pam liked my old sig better.
did you hear him calling for your ribs yesterday?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
he mentions them at least twice a week on air, Mike.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Im sure that he would love to have you call....
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
he ate several
both of us agreed those were the best-seasoned pork ribs of both of our lifetimes.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
learned from the emperor
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't done that in a while
but that kid was so dumb notes wouldn;t have helped him. Ranting on ownership is a fine line and “cowardly idiots” doesn’t exactly bring the A-logic game or make one sound credible.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
As someone who used to do radios
The higher number of radio shows you do, the more winged the approach becomes.
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
I got used to this postgame thing and got to know CT and so forth, so I discarded my crutches in a way… which is not to say that notes don’t work well. Honestly RRS is a HUGE help to me here in these threads, and I often square up his Sports Machine stats when I call in and use them.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
yes love
I been so busy with work… e-mail me yer phone # and let’s talk about it, the shirt situation.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
One of these days I should get RRS to put up fake stats to troll CT with.
You’d be the unintentional messenger.
great
my already flaccid credibility will take a death blow.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You always have your hard credibility to show
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
my hard credibility
can’t show that, this is a family blog
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It's really one of the flaws of a free reign caller show
But I guess it’s one way to fill time on a post game show…
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
woo! go, jo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice...Im only at like 2500....mostly prob very late at night in the CT after dark thread..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Greatest American Hero?
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, how YOU doing?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I have like over 8000 since 2005
I barely remember posting here way back when.
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he is sitting
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Lie-ing
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
sit-ting.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Layer
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't even know her.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm....true...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Liar
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
sitter.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I'm sit-ting
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
lie-ing.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
i like your periods.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
thank you. you are fun as well.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Certain times of the month, more than others
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah ah ah! You are fibbing, fibbing FIB-bing!
/golden lyre from Duck Tales.
Take your silver mod tubescreamer, your dr. z, your nocaster, put them in a pile and burn them. if god gave you a thousand years, you still couldn't touch this. you can't f***ing keep time to this.
CT says he hasn't mailed a show in
but…it’s hard to bomb this show.
Hi loves.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I see that.
There was no burnination to be had.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Any injuries?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
No, actually.
Barton is fine (supposedly good for tomorrow…whatever that means). Watson on 15-day DL for kidney stones, but you already knew that.
Ah, didn't know the DL part actually.
Saw kidney stones on the Drumbeat.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
we still got dmoas, right?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
but we didn't send him down to Sacramento?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
[sigh]
well, hopefully he can work his way back up to this blog.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he being punished?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I don't think so,..
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Would ZigFan know?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
nope.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No? Where shall he be?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
PAM!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
um, so....what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
duh
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
[goes and lies down in corner]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
[rolls eyes]
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Thanks Basil!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, behave
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
yessir! since Saturday or thereabouts.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
hey girl!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
heyyy
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi! (are we friends again? I can never remember)
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I told you, I can never quit you.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Not well rested.
More rested. Vacay next week though.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Tahoe
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yes. Nature and stuff.
It will happen.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
is this all that business I hear about trees?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, and fresh air!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
huh.
Strange.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
And a lake, with a beach, and hiking.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
very strange.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh. of contentedness.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Awesome.....that will be wonderful esp if you go for a WHOLE week!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Yes...only a few days though.
I’m taking books, a blanket, sunscreen, wine, cheese and cupcakes. That’s what my time off will be filled with.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Umm that'd be you right?
And you don’t “hire” slaves. Duh.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
did not.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh, and SLEEP.
Forgot about that.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Hi pamela.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi Cheese Boy.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
So, where is OldhamA?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions
England.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Too slow, gotta go
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes it's better to be witty AND quick
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
TWYMS
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He lives you too
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than the ---on drugs analogy.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Grassroots fan efforts to get players/teams to do things work
just ask the people with the “Stay in Cleveland, Lebron” shirts.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
{immediately starts movement to get more runz}
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't we all try to come up with shirts for that yesterday?
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Aug 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The A's climb out of the AL West:
Take your silver mod tubescreamer, your dr. z, your nocaster, put them in a pile and burn them. if god gave you a thousand years, you still couldn't touch this. you can't f***ing keep time to this.
i live this.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Figures as much.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
THE CUTE ONES ARE ALWAYS TAKEN.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Yes they are.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Did something happen?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
No I just disappoint myself a lot.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
K
I can only punish myself for so much, until I find another way to punish myself.
See you tomorrow A’s guys and guyettes, hopefully there will be plenty of happy scoring times tomorrow.
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Yay for happy scoring times! And runs.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
so...um...anyone got a good story?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
I went to the bank today and embarrassed myself!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you not have any money?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I TRIPPED!!!!!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you fall?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Today was Spanish Class Girl’s birthday and of course it was Chris Carter’s debut. What are the odds? Seriously?
Okay, that’s not a story, but whatever.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That's it?
I came here for gossip about SCG, and this is all there is?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Nothing has changed since I asked her to hang out with me. Actually, she liked one of my statuses again but that’s it.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
She just updated her status a minute ago. That’s weird.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Because we just mentioned her.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Facebook disappoints.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
"she liked one of my statuses"?
what the fuck does that mean? Is that Facebook talk?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Don't run away!!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm still skimming.
Have to make sure I don’t miss any important gossip.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
What kind of story?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Um. Tell us something amusing about your event last week.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok!
My family came, and it was quite an effort getting them all in the same place at the same time. Swear it was harder than planning the event itself. They kept calling me but always going in different directions and/or we couldn’t find each other. In addition I had all those crazy people talking in my ear all night. Too many voices in my head.
So we finally find each other, and my sister brought my little niece who’s 2 and a half. She’s really sassy and funny. She calls me “Masi P” because masi is Hindi for aunt. She kept saying “Masi P where is the party?” and I said “You’re AT the party!” but she only got it when my sister bought her some ice cream. Ice cream = party.
But she kept asking “Where is the party Masi P?” So I said to her, “YOU’RE the party!” and then she said “No YOU’RE the party Masi P!” and we kept going back and forth.
And it was adorable.
The end.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
This is true.
I’ll see if I can get Nico to use some AN money to pay for a CT thread ice cream machine.
Is this going to be like when Dr. Kelso used the hospital money for a TV instead of getting a new MRI machine?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
They are too cute.
I am obsessed with them.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I vote we call Pam Masi P from here on out.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
nooooooooooooo!
That’s for my pseudo-babies!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
oh. well....okay.
I could just give you your own, then.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't have enough nicknames already?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ah.
I did indeed.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It was more "I'll be your baby daddy"
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I got it now.
noava helped.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
it was a group effort.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok this line of commenting really needs to stop here.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You're smart. Bloom made me send a sex email last night. Now I feel dirty.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oh, really?
Do tell.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He wanted someone to email him saying "I wanna have sex with you." I did.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You give in too easily.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I was actually trying to get Bryan to email me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause of the snuggles?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
exactly!
And Ralph threatened to cut me yesterday. So I thought if I was gonna get cut anyhow….
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Well attijah's good too.
And she’s pretty.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
ahem.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a mean side?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Nah, but stuff like this is why I can't quit ya.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
...you've seen her?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait. Since when are we using real names?
That’s confusing. Bryan is sirbed, right? Who is Ralph?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
me too.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Only losers. Clearly.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
[searching for a new screen name]
Berry Jo
Berry Sue
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
BerryGood
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Berry actually can go with a lot of things.....
berry nice
berry pretty
berry funny
but you do need a name of some sort.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
JoBerryFunny
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Berry Pam
that doesn’t work
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It just kind of works for me!
I’ve had that name for a long time…the Berry part AND the rest, too!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
PammyBerry?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say
probably not….
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Worth a nick.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Ralph is Ralph.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ralph will cut a bitch.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather anyone who knows my real name not use it here.
Seriously. Sometimes I worry I give away too much private info here and I have a violent, obsessive exbf, as well as estranged family I’d rather not have listen in (even if the latter is unlikely to do so)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Aw, it's okay. I'm nice sorta.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
More than sorta, cheesy!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Aw, thanks.
I try to maintain a little mean though, apparently nice people finish 4th in the division race.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it?!?!?
omfg yay
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
like my profile says- nice is underrated.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I know, right?
Assholes attract, sadly.
Depressing when a civilized being relies on aggressiveness to be defined.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, that and outrageousness.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Tru.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
So clearly Beane needs to sign
an all nice team.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Attijah was just quicker on the send button..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
likely story.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
as well you should.
You’re the one who propositioned me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, you asked and that made me feel pressured to please.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
apparently.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I generically asked.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I don't feel special. I'm like that chick in Saturday Night Fever whining
“I brought condoms!” (or however that went)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You guys are dirty!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Kid, welcome to the world.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I assume it's out of the legal confines to send
me something dirty, now, isn’t it?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Rack-luster.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you guys do already, don't you?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably better that way, now that I think about it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I already have pseudo-babies.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
no. Real ones.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
MASI P!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
my jonah hill yelled at me story
but ive told that one at least 5 times on AN
Minor league update:
Michael Taylor and Adrian Cardenas each went 1-for-5 for Sacramento. Travis Buck was 2-for-4. In Midland, Corey Brown was 1-for-3 with a triple and a walk while Jemile Weeks was 0-for-4 once again. Stockton did not play.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
SportsMachine rolls on.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
What? No trademark?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't do the fancy things, RRS.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
SportsMachine® rolls on.
(I did it for you)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[maybe]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
®®§
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, I can only wallow in this so long
Radio off, computer off, Enjoy the Silence (dm reference)
’night my AN peeps
AN: We is all growed up now.
Good night Dan Boy
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't encourage him.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
oh I just heard that, so I wait as well
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
how was Truckee?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
So there were hookers and cocaine involved, then?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
How did we score the 1?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Raj double, Crisp from 1st
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Rajai hit something and Coco scored.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Carter....Fister....Slider....Murder
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He stricked the big man three times out.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
twice for Carter
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
go, Texas dude.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
are you saying if it was free you would be happy?
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm a bit surprised that he let me say
that the A’s were flatter than a 6th grade girls’ gym class tonight.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
how was he gonna stop you??
but have you been in a 6th grade classroom lately??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I got smacked down by Nick when
I tried to express lack of sexiness with a colorful metaphor about the curvelessness of a girl-child.
But apparently some people thought I was recommending sodomizing 11-year-olds.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I can't take it anymore.
Conflating grit/desire/fire/heart and ability is like the alpha baseball fallacy.
When the team is winning we build a colorful narrative around their performances (grit/desire/fire/heart), and when the team is losing we strip them of that narrative.
Like clockwork.
Don’t get me wrong, the narrative is definitely a part of the fun – it’s just when people can’t see past that narrative – it drives me up a freaking wall.
Come to think of it, this goes way beyond baseball.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
This is beyond baseball.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I like this.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Im greening it
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Aug 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
4
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
GREEN IT. GREEN IT. GREEN IT.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I ddn't dwell on the negative just then
I tempered by pessimism with optimism, and achieved PERFECT MEDIOCRITY…. just like the team we love ;)
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
night, michael.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ooh are you on full names now?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Only when he's in trouble for something.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Russell?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he, now?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, not at the moment.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh mmkay.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Bastard bastard bastard. Daniel N----
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Most Certainly Is Not, Rajinda
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s not my name, dammit.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, no. That was a good guess, though.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
What are you the king of?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I don’t know.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Raja
Rajam
Rajan
Rajeet
Rajai
Rajmund
Rajendra
Rajit
Rajiv
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You are 0-for-10 including that earlier guess.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheap bastard.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
We have established that
it is a compound.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Neither is Wayne you little insectoid.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Respect your elders!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
minor fight!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I am 18.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
mikev goes to bed and all hell breaks loose.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm the only illegal here bud, so if you wanna get with me
you gotta get with the law first.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's get this in writing.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok....who are my most favorite 15 friends?????
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Usually love the show
but I tuned out long ago to watch the Cubbies lose (boo!), Monday Night Raw and Cash Cab in Las Vegas!
Good night.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
good night!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I MET THIS ADORABLE ADORABLE ADORABLE ASIAN GIRL WHO FRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK
BUT SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND POUT SCOFF.
Phew, glad I got that off my chest.
How’s about a shower? I think I’ll go take a shower.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Cold shower?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
So cold I'd need Vanilla ice to play me off.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
But but she's so jlasvnjksdfjl I really
Okay, Dan, whatever you say.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I met a random girl at Starbucks a couple weeks ago
Talked for a good 3-4 hours (i was just killing time) and found out later that night that she had a boyfriend. It was weird. She also added me on facebook.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
That would annoy me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It did, for a bit
But I know I can do better.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Is there something wrong with just being friends with her?
You obviously enjoyed each others company.
Find joy in a world in which
a pretty girl who has a boyfriend can still brighten your day with her smile and her loveliness.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
by iglew on Aug 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I pseudo-met her during orientation.
It’s weird finding out she was in the same group as me without knowing it.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed the CT thread where everyone gave you dating advice.
Someone needs to set you straight about what you called a “pity relationship”.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
How 'bout you do it. I'm free until 1 AM
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, there's two issues here.
One you’ve probably already heard a million times, but it’s true. The other is more subtle.
So I don’t remember what your exact post was, but it was something like “I don’t want a girlfriend who is only with me out of pity” or something like that. You need to stop thinking like that, because there’s no such thing.
First of all, and this is the part you’ve probably heard, you need to not jump to the conclusion that it’s pity because more likely than not that’s your own low self-esteem talking and you’re thinking “she can’t possibly like a loser like me so she must just feel sorry for me”, but in fact she really does like you. For you to assume that is first being lame for not believing in yourself, and second it’s an insult to her like saying she has bad taste. So yeah, don’t do that.
But more important, even if she actually says she’s only with you out of pity, you still need to not believe her. You need to understand what this is like from her side. It’s hard to admit you’re interested in someone. We guys think women have all the power, and in some ways they do, but it’s just as hard for them. If she does like you, maybe it’s hard for her to admit that to herself. Or even if she can admit it to herself maybe she can’t stand up to the pressure of her friends. If you aren’t deemed sufficiently cool by her group, she is afraid that they will laugh at her, and that’s a very real fear for her because, truth to be told, girls can be real bitches to each other, especially at your age.
So here’s the thing, if some girl is acting like she’s interested in you and actually making some moves on you or responding favorably to your moves, and then she backs off and says “oh psshhh, did you think I really like you? ha ha, that’s ridiculous, I just feel sorry for you,” yes, that is totally hurtful to you, but you need to accept that this is her own defense mechanism, and as much as you are able you need to allow her that defense and not push her away by challenging her to tear it down.
It will help you to allow her that if you know that she really doesn’t mean it, and I am here to assure you that she never does. Her real feelings are in her actions. If she’s with you, she likes you; if she doesn’t like you, she’s not with you, regardless of what she says. You never need to wonder about this because there’s no such thing as a girl who genuinely dislikes you but is with you anyways just out of pity. That’s retarded; no girl actually does that. If she’s with you but she says she doesn’t really mean it, that’s a lie she has to tell to herself.
Conclusion: Forget about this idea of a pity relationship. It doesn’t exist. If a girl wants to be with you and says it’s just out of pity, know that it isn’t, and enjoy being loved by her, even if she lacks the strength to express it openly.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
A lot of what you said makes sense. But if a woman says "oh psshhh, did you think I really like you? ha ha, that’s ridiculous, I just feel sorry for you,"
She isn’t ready for a mature relationship and a man who is deserves better.
signed, a woman.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You are too ungenerous.
Yes, if she says that, she is weak and she is flawed.
Are not we all?
I don’t think it’s reasonable to expect every girl to have the strength to stand up to the nastiness of her peers. Especially at age 18, but even at our age. No, don’t love the flaw, but do love the person who is flawed.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
sometimes it's okay to love the flaw.
Scars make the body more interesting.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I read that somewhere before..
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a lot of scars by my stomach.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
me too. What a coincidence.
What do you think the common denominator is?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you also lacking genitals and have a dying thirst for gatorade?!?!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
no!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
LB lacking genitals??
No way, he’s a fucking satyr.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
hmmm. probably.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Aw man!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
But I see a difference between being weak and flawed and just plain mean.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
But this is college, why would anyone have to deal with that sort of juvenile pressure?
Or am I expecting too much from it?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
You could have sent me an e-mail or something.
But this works too.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Talking to her on facebook makes me smile already, boyfriend and all.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Then go with it. Be her friend.
She’s not going to have a bf forever…unless she’s engaged or something.
I will.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No, don't go there.
If your goal is stealing her away you’re going to be focused on what you don’t have rather than what you do have. There are many ways to enjoy a woman, and only some of them require claiming her as your own.
Enjoy seeing her lovely face, enjoy hearing what she has to say, enjoy making her laugh, enjoy watching her walk, enjoy brightening her day with a thoughtful little gift. Don’t be fretting about “oh, if only I could hold her in my arms, oh, if only I could kiss her.” I mean, OK, you can think about that later one when you’re home alone and that’s OK, too, but don’t let what you don’t have get in the way of appreciating what you do have.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Yeah, that part was a joke.
But honestly, I think it’s all on what the girl thinks. Though one meeting will not do it.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
You're a pretty smart guy, iglew
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
And yet, a divorced guy :-(
Apparently I’m better at teaching than at doing.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
aren't we all, iglew?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, we seek out challenges equal to our talents.
Perhaps there are women out there who are easy to be married to. But if you and I were to pair up with women like that it would be inefficient allocation of resources.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
this is very true.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but fuck efficiency.
Let’s go out and find some sane women who like being married.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
hmmm. maybe.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't have many friends to begin with so I really appreciate any sort of
friendship I get.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Do online friendships count? Because I like you a lot. You are both funny and kind. And you care about animals, a big plus for me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Why of course.
Anyone who’ll call me a friend is a friend of mine. ;)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I was thinking Crosby.
Then I realized that he’s no longer with us.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I vote for Dan! But I always vote for Dan.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
let's not dfa dmoas.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought this question meant
which member of AN do we all trash in a private thread where he won’t read about it.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Me, after I go to bed!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
We verbified him
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
well, DFA is already a verb.
Or at least a participle.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Yes but we verbified the proper noun, as it were
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
but it weren't.
it were a proper verb, as it were
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Dan, what’s the front page post about tomorrow?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions
I see, I see.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I do like steals and even ESPN mentioned WPA last night despite it being just about the Yankees and Red Sox. Also, from what I recall, Jay Payton had good WPA figures.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you ever done a post on all the stats abbreviations and stuff like that?
For the casual reader, sabermetrics and stuff makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a glossary of sorts in the ANcillary Terms.
It’s on the front page, although I know it’s kinda buried.
Carter will relax and stop chasing the sliders
“My first at-bat, I was shaking, trying to calm down,” Carter said, and discussing his first two at-bats, he added. “I was chasing, overanxious to hit something.”
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/08/09/SPV11ERGU5.DTL#ixzz0wBO4UQlu
Classic A's farm system.
From the early 2000’s. Cutting and hacking their way into the majors.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
A’s manager Bob Geren said he didn’t think Carter swung at any bad pitches and he liked that he’d hit the ball hard to third base his final time up.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/08/09/SPV11ERGU5.DTL#ixzz0wBOGGUbT
Newsflash: A's trade Geren for Wakamatsu and three plastic cups
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Carter couldn't sleep last night
It sounds silly, but maybe he can sleep tonight and be calm and mentally prepared for tomorrow.
I find that really cute.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Big black dude nervous about his first day on the job.
What of it?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He was adorable tonight.
He had this cute little kid expression on his face. So dear.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
it was precious
The A's are a fairly quiet team, and then there's Ben Sheets. Sheets, as a kid, must have been thrown out of every library in Baton Rouge. ~ Scott Ostler
me either.....but I didn't make my major league debut.
so what’s my excuse?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Even though he went 0-3
He needs to be in there against Felix. He hit the ball hard the third time and it will do him good to be in there as opposed to being benched and stressing about his Next AB. Put him right back out there.
He is going to be fine. Even if he goes 1 for 20, he’s eventually going to be fine. Naturally, a hit or two will do wonders for his confidence and when he gets that 1st hit, he can settle down and adjust over time.
If only Fr. Desme could save us!!!!!
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT reply actions
Father Desme is displeased with your shenanigans.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what you call a bingo.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It's what we call a double switch.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Father Desme could have your switches and double them like that.
snap
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 9, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't it used to be displeased BY your shenanigans?
That’s not a rhetorical question, that’s genuine.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I think it was BY.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Looking only at the prepositions,
and ignoring other minor variations in wording, AN search says:
G_S = at
dannycakes = with
mikev = with
RRS = at
RRS = by
mikev = with
iglew = with
RRS = with
RRS = with
Looks like the consensus is “with”. Carry on.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Dude I made the phrase.
It’s “Father Desme is displeased with your shenanigans”
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
How come yours didn't turn up on my search?
I searched Desme + shenanigans.
Anyway, we all agree it’s “with”, so no harm done.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I said it the very first time and mike comes after saying "meme this" or something.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Aha, there it is.
In the original you wrote FATHER DESME IS DISPLEASED AT YOUR HORSEPLAY. So no shenanigans there.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Oh right.
You assholes better get it right then. >:l
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
HA!
It was me who said turn this into a meme, not mikev.
Still not sure who changed it to shenanigans.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Way to forget, iggs.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
That cold shower is waiting for me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
The Eagle Has Landed.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I just wish we didn't have to talk about it any more! ad nauseum...
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
talk about what?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
JLS. Pam can put it together.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hell yeah I can.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I vote for Pam.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Pam for President!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'll require buttons and lawn signs.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I can both design and produce those through my connections.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I should get a blue power suit.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yon needs to stare a lot and clasp his hands in front of his mouth a lot.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
[pst, don't forget the clasping of hands]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
*clasps hands*
Sorry, most of what I learned about PR I learned from this video.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Ah.
Yeah, I’m kinda burned out on that too. Burned out about arguing about a lot of things, actually.
Got to go to work tomorrow...ugh!
Let’s go A’s…win it for us tomorrow!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I know.....I know......positive intentions , my friend.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
night jo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Have a good sleep, very Berry.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
emperor<---- returns with pasta salad and ice cream soda
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT reply actions
I prefer pizza and regular soda.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
i saw someone who looked like you in Berkeley BART today
he was wearing an A’s hat, too… had it been you I’d have bought you lunch, which for me coincidentally was pizza and a large Coke at Arinell on Shattuck.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I had pizza for lunch with my friends today.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey everybody,
pizza is a pie, not a cake.
Just sayin’.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'm hungry.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
hey my friend saw you, I think
he thought you were hot.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
me too.
pizza?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I should cook something to take for lunch tomorrow.
But it’s hard to get inspired to cook after midnight when I’m not even going to eat any tonight.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
especially since you'll be making potato sammiches on white bread.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking of a pot of spaghetti
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
with actual tomato sauce?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Can of crushed tomatoes.
I don’t like the can labeled “tomato sauce”. It’s pretty much the same thing but with fat added. Not so goopy that I hate it, but it’s not an improvement.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
you have a strange palate, iglew.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
sleep, probably.
thought today would be a less busy day and I didn’t even get to eat lunch! again! sigh.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
you should call Bloom Express for that problem.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
You don't sleep until 7 am.
No way you can bring me lunch in a timely manner.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I can and would.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
and will, were you to say so.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
He's serious, Pam.
He would set him alarm for 11:00 am in order to do this. You should take him up on it. It’s good for him.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
it's probably true.
It probably is good for me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I know he is serious.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
yes, pasta salad all around
this contains rigatoni, steamed pollock, mixed veggies and romaine lettuce in a light mustard-white wine vinaigrette.
The ice cream sodas have B&J’s Half Baked and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup ice cream in them.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
there seems to be a subtle disconnect
for Chris Townsend and a lot of pro-Wolffers about where baseball money comes from. it doesn’t appear in rich businessmen’s magical baseball coffers based on which owner has the sweetest tie and vocabulary.
the money comes from us. we are the paying customers. we buy the products that advertisers paid to advertise to us. we buy overpriced tickets. we buy silly hats.
sometimes people say things like, “baseball’s a business, stupid!” and we’re supposed to nod our heads and pretend like what they said was smart, or that business is just a neato part of life.
well guess what – you go root for business while I root for the A’s – and in the meantime – I’ll keep believing we have a say in where the A’s end up.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
this post
refuses to automatically parrot the programming of the wealthy elites toward the masses, designed as it is to ensure the holiest of holies: the status quo… I say we send him to the re-education camps immediately because he is obviously a dangerous person.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
i will shoot you with my mind gun
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I was just Joshing
obviously i fully agree with you that baseball is more than a business… if it isn’t then let’s revoke that tidy li’l anti-trust exemption and treat it like a normal business is treated then, IMO.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
but i was TOTALLY SERIOUS about my mind gun.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
mind gun don't work on me
Bop Gun does, though.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Tear down the wall!
And maybe a small point, but if you want to see the A’s on t.v. you need a fairly expensive cable package now. I ran into a guy tonight in the grocery store wearing an A’s cap who told me he can’t watch them any more because he couldn’t afford it. I was (am) in the same spot- except I got a one year promo deal and no longer buy food. My friend who is on food stamps brings things over, otherwise I go to foodbanks. Priorities.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
ssssshhhh, you'll disturb the stockbrokers and bankers
why can’t you just let them take their baths in $100 bills in peace?
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
but i was TOTALLY SERIOUS about my mind gun.
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
er
I think you and me should get an apartment together. - mikev
by sleepingcobra on Aug 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
he repeats himself when under stress, ladies and gentlemen
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I sentence him to be exposed among his peers!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you just wanna see him all nekkid.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
It's the CT thread-That's practically a prerequisite to post here.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
and the "check" isn't the normal thing either
it’s more an examination.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Pants removal isn't mandatory. Bloom just makes it seem that way.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[removes pants]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
you had pants on this late? a more conservative lb
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
I just orgot to remove them.
I was out earlier.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Great shower, everyone.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:33 AM PDT reply actions
did you wash away the disappointments of infatuation with the taken chick?
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Um, no I don't know how long that takes to go away.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
until the next totally unrequited infatuation
they stack up, I’m just warning you cuz you deserve the truth about romance!
And don’t think cuz I’m queer I don’t know, cuz it’s all the same!!! LOL
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
right?
he said that like we all participated or something LOLOL
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Intended
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
well then
I hope I washed you in the correct way and in the intended places, then young man.
Jesus, you guys are so naughty you can make ME blush, and I’ve done things that are still illegal in several Southern states.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Even after Lawrence v Kansas?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
yes
I’ve done things that would make a Baptist minister pack up and move to Uganda, seriously.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
You are a dirty, dirty man, your Majesty.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
flatter than a 6th grade girls gym class, that's me
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
At least you didn't say Jamie Kotsay has
the ass of an 11-year-old Vietnamese girl.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
no, but I am wearing a T-shirt that says
“He Told Me Was 12.”
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
blew that one
“He Told Me He Was 12.”
There, that’s better…. if you’re gonna go to jail, you gotta do it right.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Aagh! Not you, too!
I WAS TRYING TO SAY SHE HAS NO ASS!!!
I wasn’t saying I want to sodomize children!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I know
it’s all in good fun, iggy
don’t worry I won’t turn you in ;)
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't diss Vietnamese girls, brohime.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Goddammit!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Rec'd
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
No really, don't.
Seriously, I love that there can be a place where someone can call me a pedophile and I think it’s funny. But let’s NOT carry this outside of the CT threads, because that’s bad shit.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I thought he meant to meme "Goddammit!"
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
There are lots of Vietnamese women here,
and they are predominantly assless. They may be lovely in other ways, but babies don’t got back.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
But that's why I like most Asian girls.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I think attijah was the MVP of my shower.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
you know you're 18 and good to go
when your shower has an MVP.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Friendship only goes so far, Cheesy.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm just joking, of course. :(
I thought we were in that dirty-jokes phase of CT.
Sorry if that was a bit too far. :x
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
But you are so not okay. Bad danbot!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
See that's my nice-ness. :P
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
and here I was
about to nominate that comment for QOTM
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
You still can!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
there's gotta be a way to bottle your libidinal energy and turn it into RISP success for the A's
if we could do that, they’d win the World Series and we could all die happy.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
What's libidinal?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
that's a kid that needs a detachable shower nozzle, I am jus' sayin'
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
look in the mirror, kiddo
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I see a guy who needs to shave.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
[[[his palms]]]
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
hairy palms
look it up…. old term for gettin’ happy with Mr. Happy.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh ha ha, ew.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
pon farr
aka boh nurr.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Bonner? What?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Matt Bonner plays for the San Antonio Spurs.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
It's okay. :)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
n_n
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
What?
We hit into a triple play tonight?!!?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
kind of. Unicorn swore he wasn't out.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
oooh did he really???
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
i need to find a replay of this
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It was close, but he looked safe to me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
On the Seattle TV broadcast,
the replayed the triple play a billion times, and yet in none of those replays did they do the thing where they showed the play at 1B in slo-mo in order to find out if the call was right.
Did they suspect he was safe and thus decide not to show it? Or do they just not care? Seems like usually TV producers love to show that stuff.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
not really
15-year-old looking umpire blew the call at 1st, Ellis was really safe.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
OK, I gotta go now.
The day after tomorrow I have to get up early to take my mother to the doctor, so that means tonight I need to practice by getting up semi-early tomorrow, so it will be less of a shock to my system.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
No, they're terrible.
I said 15 minutes ago that I need to go to bed, and yet I’m still here!!
It’s like drugs. Bad.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
YOU LOVE US YOU REALLY LOVE US.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
goodnight!!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
hope your mom is okay!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
She's getting cataract surgery in one eye.
They say it’s no big deal, but you know.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Yeah, still scary.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Things in your eye is always scary.
Stay well, mmkay.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
G'night.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
wait a minute!
Why are you in the CT thread?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I was promised news about Spanish Class Girl.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
oh. did SportsMachine deliver?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
There was actually no news to report. I don’t know what OldhamA was talking about.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you've got us all rooting for you on Spanish Class Girl
no pressure…
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
I asked her to hang out with me and she very kindly declined. I still have her response.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Was it a flat out no
or was she just busy that day?
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Her response:
August 3 at 11:31pm
Um well i’m kinda busy lately with cheer. And once school starts I’m gonna get a job. I’m not saying no, but I’ll let you know when I’m free :)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Hmm
The smiley face is encouraging, at least I think. Did you phrase the question as a date or like “hey, let’s do (activity) sometime?”
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
I just asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime. I didn’t name an activity.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
People.
Smiley faces are not “signs”.
Sorry, RRS.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, I know. It’s okay.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I am so glad you asked her though.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I am as well.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
And there will be many, many more girls in college
Especially once you transfer to a university.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
What about when you make winky faces after a "I'm going to bed" line?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone corrupted your hard drive.
Someone fix Dan!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
An accomplished flirt does not rely on winky faces.
Not even in text.
An accomplished flirt will drop her double entendres with absolutely no indication that she means them, and when you draw attention to them she will profess to have no idea what you mean and it’s all in your mind.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
See I'm clueless about dating, flirting, sexting, whatever
you people call it.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Everyone is.
Well, except iglew, maybe.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I am a detached intellectual.
I study but I don’t practice.
Well, not much.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Pointers, iggs, pointers!!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
and this appeals to you to no end, doesn't it?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh yes.
I appreciate great art, no matter what the genre.
We have a true master among us, though I haven’t seen her in a while.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
who?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, you don't know?
Who turns every head and always remains above the fray?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Everyone knows it's Wendy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
OAH, I presume.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
She fucking brilliant.
Even you have to admit it.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
At what?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
It amuses me how taken you are with her.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You two are very different,
and I will not renounce my love for either one of you.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
OAH's name is Wendy?
You guys have seen her IRL?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
No and no.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I have no idea what's going on here anymore!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
He likes the tricky ones.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
that's a kinda yes, dude.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think so at all.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
What happened to Lexi, you man-whore.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn, you have great memory. That was almost two years ago, though, and we have moved on.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't test my brain, boy.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
That's your station.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Dirty fippers!!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Our dirty fipper was revived! Squirrels have a conscience.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
there was a sirbed sighting tonight?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
all day in teh DLD too
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
huh.
Squirrels show good restraint, apparently.
Good.
He will know better than to cross the squirrel syndicate again.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
He's back and rarin' to defeat condescension on AN!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
ooh, you're days are numbered.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It is your destiny.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I read that as "moved in"
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Oooh! Lexi! I forgot about her!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
She, eh, wasn’t really my type in the end.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Was she your type up-front?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Up-front?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
in the end?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I meant “after all” with the “in the end” thing.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Not because I've been priming you for WEEKS!?!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
serious misstep.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I worked really hard.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
iglew wouldn't deign to give out grades.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Iglew hates grades
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
It worked.
iglew’s just pretending that he only came here for you out of pity.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Oooh, very well-played!
I bow to your mastery.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
sigh. no.
he came for SCG gossip.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
[inputs iglew tracking data into danbot 5000]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
heh heh, "tracking data"
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Take care iglew. Some of you stat people aren't so scary after all!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
he's not really a stat person.
He’s somewhere in between. Kind of like Danbot.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
That's why you're daniel bot 32500
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
You're a robot, that's different.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I wished I had a pocketful of stats to use to protect RRS.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
OH, one of those. They are the most unstable.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm bilingual.
I can speak their language, but I don’t really like it. But I do like hanging out with them sometimes, and you have to go along with it. It’s like in high school, if you want to hang out with the stoner kids, you have to follow them out to the parking lot while they smoke, even if you think it’s nasty.
My sigline is a direct rebuttal to DFA’s worldview.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
So I'm bored.
Any requests?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 12:55 AM PDT reply actions
yes
can you play “Did She Jump Or Was She Pushed?” by Richard Thompson? I been meaning to learn that song.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
here I got it
great track, SO dark.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
No, but I can play Don't Stop Believin.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
OMG Cheesy
if you can whip out a guitar and play that song, or do it on piano, then you should be able to make chicks fall at your feet, literally.
That song was on the radio when I was your age (I am ancient, yes), and lemme tell you if I’;d have played that song to any number of girls I’d have kids scattered all around the world right now, grown up kids.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Man I wish.
Nowadays I have to sound like Justina Bieber to get girls.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Justin Bieber might be the most annoying human currently alive
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Ke$ha contributes nothing to society
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Brush your teeth with some toothpaste, woman.
Come back to me when you’re at least 99% sober.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I like that song.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
people with dollar signs in their names
cannot possibly make decent music, except for one guy, and I know as Oakland fans you know who that is.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
{Blows the whistle.}
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Raj is so smart for a kid
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know which song you're talking about but I will tell you I love it more than good health.
Just to be contrary.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Pot, kettle.
Kettle, pot.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Heh. It's wrapped in my tight little fingers as we speak. Oh, that's my Petco card. Well I know it's somewhere in my purse.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He's 12 years old and rich up the bum
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I read that as...
well, you’re too young for me to say how I read that.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
shush you! ;)
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions
**** up the bum?
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions
never mind
[[[joins priesthood]]]
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, no. You’ve been Desme’d.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Desme'd for assignment
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions
What, what up the butt?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Samwell!
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that his name? I caught it on Tosh.0. He was cute in the video, not so much in the interview.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That's the name of the band that sung the song.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions
It was a band? Thought it was just one guy with a youtube sensation.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I dunno but that's what it says...
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I like boys. So sue me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I just thought the lead singer was cute. The butt bumping guys were too. I probably
saw the edited for t.v. version.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I wonder what you'd think of me.
Dohoho
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I must sound sex crazy- I'm not. I already think of you as someone I want to protect,
like an animal.
Just keep me out of your shower thoughts.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
well, there was this email once...
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I think I've seen worse. :P
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Aww, thanks. Haha.
I don’t think of you as sex crazy at all. I know everyone’s just joking about that.
Me too. :P
Nobody’s in my shower thoughts so don’t worry. Forget about that pls. :(
Though I mean what you thought of me appearance wise.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I play that on Rock Band with Chickie.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
You are too cool for school.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
um, decidedly not.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
You've played Rock Band with Chickie so you're one up one me.
For that matter I’ve never played Rock Band.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It's surprisingly difficult.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
and surprisingly fun.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
never did it
if you play guitar in real life, does that help? Or is it irrelevant to the game?
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
i do both
I should check it out.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I never did til I did with Chickie.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
.......
…..
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he showed me things I've never seen before.
The man has magic fingers.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess he rocked band your world.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
you say that to all the boys
(and girls)
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Neither have I. I just stick with my JRPGs.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
JRPGs?
I get the RPG part, but J?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know but it's what nerds call the games I play.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
those "nerds"....pft.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
The "J" is for Japanese.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
oooh, mmkay.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
ME TOO!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
They're so addicting.
Like last night, my goal was to catch them all.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
They sometimes make me feel OCD about getting all the extras. But I still love them.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Talk about OCD I'm playing Final Fantasy Tactics
and I’ve been playing it since 2007 unfinished to this day.
>:l
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I played it a few years ago. It could get aggravating at times.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Which one?
I’m playing the DS, not the PSX one.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I played the PS1 version.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oh I see, I've not played that one yet.
I’m 220/300 of possible questies. :(
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I remember a lot of quests but not that many! Jeez Louise!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The DS one has 300.
It’s a completely different game. :o
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
in case anyone was wondering what the funiest ass song ever made is
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
funkiest, i meant
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know that song, sorry,.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
great song, I love RT
A thousand fingerprints
there around her throat
they didn’t find a killer
and they didn’t find a note
did she jump, or was she pushed?
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
OK, this time I really am going to bed.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Good night, sir.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
night, pedant asshole.
Kisses.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I love iglew.
And like him quite a bit, too.
So I can say that to him. In fact, I think he expects me to.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I always confuse pederasty and pedantry
Must come from combining them so often over the course of a lifetime.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I read that sa pendant asshole
So naturally I imagined a pendant in the shape of an ass hole.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I had a really weird dream this morning. :(
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beep boop beep beep.
quit touching me, danbot!
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't know robots had the "too soon" issue
you learn something new everyday on here, I swear.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
you can be reprogrammed
just a few lines of code and you’ll be positively Tantric, trust me.
Is there a programming book for that? Someday they will make me proofread it I am sure.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
You was until I killed you.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
*were
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I knew that.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 10, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
No.
But there was a female ghost, a basement, and lots of dirty things. D:
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
OMG, you're not having naughty necrotastic dreams are you?
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
i fucking hope not. D:
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions
this calls for another classic Richard Thompson song
Just your average pop song about a necrophiliac cult.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions
no one writes sick songs like RT
Always move in pairs and travel light
A loose friend’s an enemy, keep it tight
Always leave a job the way you found it
Look for trouble coming and move around it
That’s the way we make love
That’s the way we make love
That’s the way we make love
Always make your best moves late at night
Always keep your tools well out of sight
It never pays to work the same town twice
It never hurts to be a little nice
That’s the way we make love
That’s the way we make love
That’s the way we make love
Learn the way to melt into a crowd
Never catch an eye or dress too loud
You’ve got to be invisible my friend
To find the joy on which we must depend
That’s the way we make love
That’s the way we make love
That’s the way we make love
Love, love, love, love, love
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I like.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I can play that song
it freaks people the f out, I’ll tell you what.
The solos in the version I posted are so badass, he is literally one of the ten best living guitar players on Earth, NO exaggeration.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know the song, but I like the lyrics.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
listen to it, it's awesome
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
it's bookmarked, thanks.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
based on the Moors murders in the UK
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I recently watched a doc about a serial killer in France that spread his crimes from the 70's to the 90's I think.
I was a little taken aback when they said people in France though serial killers were just an American thing.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
that stuff happens everywhere
Jack the Ripper was British. But Americans like Son of Sam and Zodiac do it up special-like, with lots of taunting letters to the papers cuz Americans love fame and press.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions
So where's everyone?
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I'm here
CT is e-mailing me all depressed about the game, I dunno why. I think he thinks we are supposed to win the ring with this team LOL
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions
That's funny, like a comedy.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions
it won't be funny next year
if BB gets some power bats. At least the rest of the AL won’t be laughing.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
You tell I still believe. But also let him know I'm a stupid, hopefull, non-statty fan who never gives up, year after year, after year.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you gotta call in
he loves when the ladies call in, he’ll bump you right to the front of the queue.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I know he hates the excuse, but I'm too shy. Plus I know how callers can get ripped apart on this board.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
no no
they’ll take it easy on you, they luv ya
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
We're nice people. :)
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I know exactly how that feels, except it involves ordering food at a restauraunt.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions
haha! I like you.
Make sure you say goodnight first, so you don’t feel like you’re closing the joint. I don’t mind being the one.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
What joint? I'm confused.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions
she means the thread
not the joint my roommates are currently smoking.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh I get it now, haha.
Nah that’s not really what I planned, I planned to go but I didn’t feel like leaving yet. D:
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions
you're doin fine kid
stay as long as you like, everyone adores you here.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions
oh ok
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions
and don't worry about chicks, just be yourself
they’ll come, trust me.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions
wat I don't even
okay!
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I may be gay
but I know the deal.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions
okay okay, I get it. :P
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Aren't we all.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Err, well I guess I'll go to sleep now.
G’night guys.
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g'night Cheesemaster
Slumber in fromage-y goodness.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions
night cheesy!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
HOLY CRAP
since Nico’s thread last night when the Carter rumors began, we had 6000 comments on this crazy blog, OUT OF CONTROL.
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Poor guy. I want him to get one measly hit just to get the pressure off.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
he'll be fine
he’ll strike out a lot, but he’ll be good for the occasional awe-inspiring 500-ft. HR and whatever he does he’ll do it better than Matt Carson, for crying out loud.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions
not a ringing endorsement, but we take what we can get.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
he just had his first look at a major league slider
give him a chance.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions
he kills the A's
4-1 lifetime, sub 3 ERA.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 10, 2010 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Good night friends. Hopefully you're all slumbering already and dreaming of future Carter bombs.
I told ya I’d be the last here and I keep my promises!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Nope, I'm still here!
…Last!
I should really sleep.
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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 10, 2010 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions
pft. Amateur.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 10, 2010 4:40 AM PDT up reply actions
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