CT THREAD 8/8/10
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2010 4:24 PM PDT
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sorry, SportsMachine.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
hi Leo
I haven’t talked to you in ages.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 8, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, where is everybody? CT just e-mailed me that he was talking to Cotroneo about me
on the pregame about our nefarious plans to disable the lights in the Coliseum for the rest of the year.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
Fosse mentioned your call on the air today too hahaha
“Some fan” called in to the show and talked about taking down the lights
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
hehehe
“some fan” … he said that cuz “some asshole” isn’t OK-for-air
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 8, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
I dunno. He sounded like he may have liked the idea actually
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
the new Wrigley Field
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 8, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Notes:
- Chris Carter was removed from today’s Triple-A game. He came into today with a .907 OPS and a .416 park adjusted wOBA according to StatCorner.
- Trevor Cahill is now 12-4 with a 2.56 ERA (third in AL), 0.98 WHIP (second in AL) and .192 BAA (first in AL).
- The A’s are 27-11 in day games.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
Cahill improved his AL-leading day ERA to 1.33 in 7 starts
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 8, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
His ERA is going to be mind-boggling when we see what it is his last 19 starts.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The Yankees and Red Sox are playing tonight and yet ESPN is talking about the upcoming Cardinals-Reds series.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
They just had Pedrioa on.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Now they just showed a Carlos Gonzalez home run.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't be surprised if more watch preseason NFL
At least for the first half anyway.
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Yeah, the baseball game will be the seventh inning when the football game ends.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants, Phillies and Cardinals are all within a game of each other for the final playoff spot. I hope the Phillies or Cardinals get it.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
hey all
watching trainspotting.
it’s one of those sundays.
It’s very, very, very quiet in here.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
cuz bloomie and DMOAS are at my place
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
What are you guys doing?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
sitting on our asses
after eating a bunch of pizza, chicken nuggets and mozzarella sticks while watching the game
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Bloom applying for the job at my company?
I never heard back from him.
I’ll check it out for a bit.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi! Did we win? I had my eyes closed and my back turned away from the field in the 9th..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
Of course we won. Spanish Class Girl was at the game.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You never answered Bloomies last text
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He said
“tell Ralph it wasn’t me”
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He said
“I love Ralph. I’d never hurt him like that”
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I want cake
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Bloom wants cake too
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Cake cake cake cake......
Ice cream and cake and cake…Ice cream and cake and cake…Ice cream and cake..ice cream and cake!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
coldstone or basken robbins?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Noooo
which do you want?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I just want food...I dont care..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgm8su7dvQ
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
we are forming a plan
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Cold Stone is the best. Yum.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, do you guys wanna go get some food, snacks or dessert later like around 9?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
mmmmm.
not tonight, but maybe later this week. thursday?
we'll see how my week shapes up. it has the potential to change very quickly
so. let’s hold off on plans for now.
hot
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
perfect says bloom
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Woohooo!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
There were some seriously annoying fans sitting around me today both A's and Texas fans....
Thank god some of them were kicked out for bringing in alcohol…
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
I had totally forgotten that Jerry Rice was a Seahawk
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
He was also a Bronco.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Barry Sanders is the greatest of all time.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions
Nah.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
This article convinced me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
and also from my hometown of Wichita, KS. Woot!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
that chris carter "pull out" woke me up from my nap.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = sweep or click.
as soon as I hit post, I knew it could have been worded differently
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = sweep or click.
T.O and Johnson on camera together. That didn't take long.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Okay I'm bored with the NFL
When do catchers and pitchers report to Spring Training?
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The NFL has to finish before that happens.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
RRS mentioned during CT thread
nice by EN
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 8, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
Aw, man. I wasn’t even listening. What’d he say?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel bad now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Besides, I don’t think CT likes me very much right now. I told him Powell was a better option than Rosales since Powell has a career .739 OPS against RHP compared to Rosales’ .681 this season. (I used Powell’s career number since Geren never plays him.)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
we talked about you
as the “Sports Machine” of AN.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 8, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
What did he say?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
he dug it
I’ve told you before if we end up on the radio, the blog here, that you’re my first choice as the sort of “update” guy at the bottom of the hour and chiming in with facts and statistical tidbits relevant to the discussion.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome! Thanks!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
you've earned it
you have talent at that aspect of it… when I just called I gave the Cahill stats you listed verbatim and they were very helpful to make the point CT and I were talking about, which was Trevor—→CY Young discussion 2010.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks and you’re welcome.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
you got a mention from CT
the ribs, man…. the ribs are just not real. They make me think about life as a porkitarian.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 8, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
that was funny plus lynn got some air as well
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 8, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
yes Chris was VERY into the food that day
he talks about it all the time.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 8, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
On Diamond Vision they interviewed Townsend before the game..he was on Kara's Hot Corner segement...it was pretty cool!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
Kara was on his show before the game.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
SuSlu or CT will break it, I'm sure.
I’m sure CT would love to.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Oh wait. I thought that said Chavvy retiring mullet.
really don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Aug 8, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Owens looks funny.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Denver was already terrible.
Now maybe they win 4 games.
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
I have them in last place at 4-12.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
He had to make room for Colt Brennan. Holland is injured anyway.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes CT, I would put Rajai and Coco at top of order
Barton can bat 3rd and so on.
If 1 or the 2 get on then they can almost steal at will. Put the pressure on.
I know the groupthink is gonna hate me
Carter: AAA .416 wOBA
Carson: AAA .415 wOBA
Watson: AAA .447 wOBA
Pam liked my old sig better.
I HATE YOU!!!1111!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not in a hurry to bring up Carter, but I’d say he definitely looks ready against LHP.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Carson and Watson have had their chances
Time for some new blood.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The when Carter doesn't hit
we cal all yell how he sucks and needs to be dfa’d and next season is already a loss
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the circle of AN.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Or as Canseco called them
The Booyays
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he can hit LHP right now. His OPS is around 1.000 in the regard. He will struggle against RHP, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
We can say for Duke it’s a system thing, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He went to North Carolina, but it was clear he was undersized and lacked finesse.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t realize we were 2.5 games better than the Tigers. Detroit started 48-37, but they’re 6-20 since.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
Well like I said above I just tweeted Brodie Brazil about it and he is looking into, so hopefully he will get the scoop..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
Brodie is one of my favorite CSN people. He can’t top Jaymee Sire, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
shaaaa-wing
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahem, she does a great job of interviewing the Raiders after the game although I think she’s with the 49ers now ‘cause they’re biased toward San Francisco like that with their best reporters. Plus, she’s on Warriors telecasts.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard from someone interning with one of the local Bay Area stations
That she’s pretty bitchy off camera.
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
DOES. NOT. COMPUTE.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, if he can't, I am willing to!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
take a number
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
okay
behind you?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You know how I like it
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I need a fluffer here
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
he went to nap
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
tell me about it
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 8, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Carter’s split statistics coming into today per Minor League Splits:
- RHP: .255 / .345 / .500 (.845 OPS)
- LHP: .282 / .423 / .613 (1.036 OPS)
- Home: .227 / .331 / .453 (.784 OPS)
- Road: .297 / .405 / .607 (1.012 OPS)
- July: .318 / .430 / .645 (1.075 OPS)
- August: .345 / .457 / .690 (1.147 OPS)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
If they want to bring up Carter slowly, they can platoon him with Buck by sending Carson and Watson down. Buck will play against RHP and Carter handles LHP. I don’t think the service time thing on Carter changes unless we call him up in June of 2011 and just about everyone thinks he should be up in April of next year at the latest.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
SuSlu seems to think it's Carter time
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/athletics/detail?blogid=21&entry_id=69663
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Just saw that too
I hope it’s true. I don’t like how she only mentioned his .250 average and didn’t mention what he’s done for the past 2 months.
Slusser just said that Buck is still in the Rivercats game and was not pulled...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
Jermaine Mitchell was on the front page of the minor league site.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 8, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
Enough of the front page stuff- only in the back room can you ask the most relevant question:
Chris Carter, hot or not?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hey statboy- you're needed on the front page. Because you can never have too many stats!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
hi.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
where?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
water?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I am drinking Dr Pepper.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
My mom doesn’t.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
well, put some vodka in it though
That was my drink of choice in college.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
(Lights a match)
I hope no one left the gas on
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
[explosion]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, thank goodness it was just a Chris Carter home run.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
one time
I was staying with my great-grandfather here in LA and I smelled gas. So, I told him, and he seriously went to the gas meter, lit a match, and passed it along the gas pipes to see if there was a leak.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
was your grandfather not too bright?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
great-grandfather
And he was about 88 at the time. So, I think his reasoning had left him in 1978
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
reasoning left a lot of people in 1978.
It was a wild year.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
It's only funny because I lived to tell about it
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
dan's talking about peeing.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
That is highly inappropriate and flagged...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
cake-denier.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
We head for the gutter quickly here.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
this is true.
In this case, a urinal trough.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I am easily offended so maybe this is not the thread for me....
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
easily-offended cake-denier.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Just click on "Safe CT Thread". It's mostly just a blank page though.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
LOL- and omg. Don't fry your motherboard over this.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
1000 kelvin?
Wow, must be made of pure silicon
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
er, silicone
forgot the E
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
I laugh every time someone talks about silicon breast implants. I just imagine boobs full of metal.
yay gutter talk!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
where's the cake?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
What happeend to our cake party....Ralph was highly looking forward...then CS said it was off..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
My girlfriend made me cake on Tuesday.
It was good.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Can you share?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Ever baked one, from scratch?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hah.
Okay, fine. But still, it’s hard to mess up cake enough to where it tastes bad. You could probably throw it in the microwave for three minutes and it’d still taste alright.
I was as well.
Chicken refused to wake me twice in one day, I guess.
I wanted cake. And/or ice cream.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes me too...he said that you were out for the night...
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by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
he obviously was mistaken.
I am awake and want cake. Though I am tired again…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
We ended up having to go to Dennys...LOL
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by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
tomorrow?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Tomorrow doesnt work...maybe Tuesday or Thursday..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
okay. Let's do it, though.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
High standards to live up to. Byrnes, and all.
Now if it was number 7…
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Walt Weiss?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel like posting Chris Carter’s minor league splits ‘cause it’s fun.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:16 AM PDT reply actions
Chris Carter’s split statistics in 2010 coming into today per Minor League Splits with a .416 park adjusted wOBA:
- Overall: .263 / .369 / .533 (.902 OPS)
- RHP: .255 / .345 / .500 (.845 OPS)
- LHP: .282 / .423 / .613 (1.036 OPS)
- Home: .227 / .331 / .453 (.784 OPS)
- Road: .297 / .405 / .607 (1.012 OPS)
- July: .318 / .430 / .645 (1.075 OPS)
- August: .345 / .457 / .690 (1.147 OPS)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
dude that's like the 4th time I've seen you post this tonight
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
(Thank you for including the trademark.)
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
But have you seen it here?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
WTF, SportsMachine? This is the CT thread.
At least throw a “fuck” in with those stats.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, he fucking owns left-handed pitching and road ballparks!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Robots gone wild!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
but what are his day-night splits?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
but what are his high-sock vs. pant legs down splits?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I’m thinking he has 0 PA with high socks.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Are these stats in the CT thread? Flagged!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
srsly.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
(Wait, 2005?)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
He finished fifth in MVP voting that year while posting a 1.066 OPS.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I disliked Jermnaine Dye.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
IT’S ‘CAUSE HE WAS BLACK, ISN’T IT?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
[yes]
b
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
What about .266/.379/.482 from Carter and average defense in left field?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I meant to go with .265/.369/.482 instead.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I just wet myself
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, Chris Carter beefcake
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
do it, mr. mod
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Play off of LL's
Athletics Nation: Chris Carter is ours and you can’t have him.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Beef cakes come from happy cows. Happy cows come from California.
Or in this case…Las Vegas.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
there is way too much urine in this thread.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'll get the cat litter
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the USDA allows 25 ppm urine in each thread.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Open the troughs.....
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
You know, I thought when I moved to the big city,
everything would always be open. This sucks. My local Safeway’s not even 24 hours.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
come to LA
I can get pho 24/7
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Unless you're a vietnamese mom, I'll pass
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, I'm Vietnamese.
Does it help if I run a pho joint?
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it does, yes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
where at?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
/joke
But I can cook very good pho.
And there are some awesome pho stores in the North SJ area, if you’re interested.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
that's not a very funny joke.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Such is the life of a college student.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
oh. Too much Conan, huh?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
dan's an actual robot in training.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Yup.
Pre-Dent at the University of the Pacific!
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by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I qualify as a long time lurker.
I always read the stuff, but I was too lazy to make an account.
So I guess I’ll introduce myself.
Hello, I’m Tim, I’m a sophomore in college, and I can be very sarcastic if need be!
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
What do they call you, Lurker?
There are some who call me….Tim.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Huh.
I should’ve gone with “I am…your father.”
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Great!
It’s always nice to see lurkers turn into posters, as creepy as it may be. And sarcasm? Always appreciated.
(that last bit wasn’t sarcasm)
"Activate program: Sarcasm 3.5"
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
ooooh ochem
I wish I had taken more of it when I could.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I was a biochem major in college
I took med chem my senior year instead of advanced organic synthesis. As it turns out, advanced organic synthesis would probably have been more useful.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't even think we offer any of that.
But then again, I’m a lowly undergrad.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
You probably do
I went to a similarly-sized school as UoP.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
loyola marymount
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, that school.
Lots of kids from my high school go there.
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by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
where did you go to high school?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Bellarmine College Prep in San Jose.
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by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I went to Penn High School
in Mishawaka, Indiana!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
That's just a little far from here.
Did you ever visit South Bend?
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by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
um, it was about ten minutes away.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
ah yes
plenty of guys I knew from there.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
grad 2005 from college
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
We're famous.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
beep boop beep beep.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
oooooo, I'm glad I didn't.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
then get your mom on here
not too much star anise, though. That stuff is overpowering at some places
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
what's star anise?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
it's what gives pho broth its distinctive aroma
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't think there was MSG in there?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
sigh, you wouldn't survive one day here.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I would adjust.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
bad robot! NO!
[thwacks Danbot across hard drive with rolled up newspaper]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
You've got to be firm with these robots.
[fails to notice toaster plotting with electric toothbrush]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
My hero.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I love raccoons.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I remember that. Another reason to love you.
and hate cup!!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you know, if I saw that on an actual restaurant menu
I probably wouldn’t bat an eye
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I went to Hooters and could not find deep fried owl anywhere on the menu..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you find any deep fried breasts?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
No, but I did see a chicken strip..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I don't want to hear about your escapades with ChickenStanley
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
He said he was young. He needed the money.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Plus it was a Wednesday...so it was dollar weenies!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
If the the whole hand=penis thing is true, CS is in trouble.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL....I actually think that it is an exact science...I have plenty of lab work and stats to back up this claim..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
That's not good.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
My lab work and stats or CS issues?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I've funded some of that research.
No, CS.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for your support of science...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
You're welcome.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
You freaks.
Okay, night.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
leaving now.
tired and too much wine
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
[waves enthusiastically]
night, pamela, queen of AN.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
please
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
hmph.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
that's my line.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
too bad.
I’ve appropriated it.
[sticks out tongue]
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Hi Pam, welcome back
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
hi and goodbye...no gamethread for me tomorrow either but I shall return
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
board meeting.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Tomorrows should be a doozy....
You know what is going to be funny…..when Geren does not put him in the lineup…Powell will be at first and Carson will be in the outfield….lol
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by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Then, Carter will break a 3-3 tie in the ninth with two-run home run off the pine.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
This is much too optimistic my friend....He will be up tomorrow and Geren will never use him...lol
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by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Night, curly-haired b.. pal!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
ouch.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You cant fool me....I knew you'd be back!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
oh, please. Sleep well. :)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
lurker
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
agrd.
that guy sucks.
plus he won’t play Scutaro more.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Give me Art Howe or give me death!
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by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I wanted him to be my grandpa.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
did your grandpa touch you inappropriately?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
No but Ken Macha did....I havent been the same since..I used to be very outgoing and fun..now I am shy and reserved..
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by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
your self-image may be a bit...off.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a friend who is a Mets fan.
He said that Howe didn’t call a sacrifice for the first month and a half he was at New York. He might not have been cool. He might have had brain damage.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I was watching QuickPitch earlier
And the Pirates announcers went completely insane over an Alvarez walkoff on Sat.
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I just added him on a fantasy team.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it was Andy Van Slyke
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
dude, blast from the past.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I like throwing out early 90s baseball names
In case you haven’t noticed
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
They obviously didn't count Crosby.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s a Diamondback now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
that's just sad.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
So B, the only 24 hour Walmart is up in American Canyon.
When I eventually feel the need to shop for cheap shit at 2am, should I call you and Ralph?
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Yes, we have the only 24 hour Walmart around...Im not ashamed to admit that I have been in that store at 2 AM b4..
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by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
so I should alert you to my presence?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes for sure...we live like 10 minutes away..
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by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
hi B!!!
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah
Berryessa to Blue Rock… be there!!
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
For sure...and we also need to go to a game...
We should plan on some of the tampa games as i will be out of town MonpFri next week..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
let's do it B!!!
sounds like a plan, day game——> Z Tour 2010
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Or be shot!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I've been to the corner of Chgerry and Washington Sts. in SF
I went on a date there, on the anniversary of the cabbie murder, October 11th!! How sick am I?
I’m also reading a fascinating book about how the Son of Sam murders were not all the work of David Berkowitz, but a Satanic cult in Yonkers, NY of which he was a member… and how the NYC cops covered it all up and made him the “lone nut”. I remember SoS well cuz I grew up there and I was 10 in 1977.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven't heard of the satanic cult theory. He seemed batshit crazy.
I get into the personal murders more. Like how a family member/spouse can kill a “loved” one and what led up to that.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
well, DB was batshit crazy
and was AT all the SoS murders and shootings, just not the trigger man for all of them… hence the massive discrepancies in witness sketches at the time.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
So I am up from my nap
and CSN Bay Area has reported it’s Carter and Larish to the big club for the Seattle series.
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I guess before I go back to sleepies at 6 am I should make a new FP thread about it?
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Do it anyway.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Yeah, I'm thinking about scrapping a Tuesday post idea I had in favor of a Carter-related one.
People want Carter discussion, I guess.
everyone seemed to like my X Files reference in the other thread
it got rec’d when I was sure no one would get it.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha, that is too good
I thought of doing one where the UFO is replaced by Chris Carter’s face (our CC, not the X Files creator).
The original photo is from the sightings and filmings of Billy Meier, a fascinating UFO case captured in a cool book called “Light Years” that somehow has never been made into a movie.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
So does this Carter guy have decent potential?
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by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Slusser doesn’t think Larish is a slam dunk, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Slusser is wise. We should not doubt her powers.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
hi Bloom
[[[hugs]]]
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
hullo.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
me?
Oh, yes.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
magic, danbot. pure magic.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
garage. [but...yes]
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
he wishes
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Funny....becuase Ive never given a "straight" answer..
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by wacchampions on Aug 9, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Not to derail this thread with actual baseball talk,
but where does Larish fit? If anybody would be called up alongside Carter, it’d be another OF, not a 1B/DH/3B.
I mentioned it in passing in the other thread
But maybe Ellis is out?
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Then we don’t have a middle infielder aside from the two starters assuming they’re Pennington and Rosales.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
It just doesn't compute
I’m really stumped. Normally I can make something up. But nothing doing here.
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
If Larish is up, Barton is out for a few games or he’s hitting the disabled list.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
yes both "unwelcome matts" need to go LOL
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah
if you’re gonna toss those stiffs out there in a pennant chase, how can you not roll the dice with CC?
Besides, getting CC as many ABs as possible. esp. in August when he isn’t competing for them with other September callups, means you get to see what he really might have, and this brings you one step closer to knowing for sure what the prescription is for power sticks in the winter, what we need to add around him or if he’s really even gonna stick (I think he will).
If he plays some now, it makes the crystal ball that much clearer for BB and them in the offseason, IMO, so the callup is necessary.
In other words, it’s time for the Chris Carter Epoch to Commence Crushing.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
The way I see it,
Billy was playing Carter at the place that was best for his development, not necessarily what was best for the major league club at the moment. But after this series…Beane may have thought “you know what? we just might be in this after all”.
it tastes like
BB was waiting to see if we got a game closer to TX agetr this weekend, with them going into their tough stretch of schedule and all vs. NYY, BOS and the Rays. Then the injuries happened and sort of forced some callups so the two factors together = Carter Time.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
My heart agrees
I just hope he doesn’t blow now that he’s here for probably the remainder of the season
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
He's going to have to pull a Taylor Teagarden when he's not playing the A's
for people to say that
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you seriously underestimate the knee-jerkiness of some select members of the AN crowd.
People wanted to cut Barton after that bad season.
Perhaps
I know at one point I got frustrated with Braden his first two years and thought we should DFA him.
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
FIRE DAN NOW!
sorry, i got carried away.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He just needs a software upgrade.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I qualify as a computer geek too.
Does he need 7?
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Trevor Cahill owns FIP.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
FIP's got a couple tricks up its sleeve, though.
Hudson was able to consistently outperform FIP for much of his career, but not by THIS much.
buncha fippers!
for sirbed, wherever he may be…
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
well, remember how poorly Dale played at first.
CC may need some time to adjust.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
we could sacrifice one to the baseball gods.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
If Barton is out just for a few games or the series, both Watson and Carson are out and Larish is in along with Carter.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
OK, so on a real baseball note...maybe I live under a rock...but why have I never heard of this Larish dude before?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
Because he's almost 30.
And he’s like Eric Karros.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
We claimed him just recently from the Tigers, but he’s been killing the ball. In January of 2009, John Sickels rated him as Detroit’s number five prospect.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Well all I am saying is that I have heard lots and lots of CT callers and read lots and lots of threads here on AN...
I have never heard anyone calling for the promotion of Larish….just saying…
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
But yeah, it's because we just got him, like, last week.
Not even a full week ago. In his first game in our system he hit 3 HRs in a doubleheader.
He also drove in 10 runs that day. Also, today, he hit another home run while starting at third base.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Hmm...I read somewhere that he lacks plate discipline.
Beane will not be pleased.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
plate discipline is no longer our forte
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, that's right. Pitching, defense, and small ball.
And that has gotten us where?
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
Actually, it’s kind of fragmented. We have guys like Barton and Cust who will take their walks. And we have Kouz, Suzuki, Rosales, Rajai who balance those two out.
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
well he had to have SOME flaw...
otherwise he wouldn’t have been free…
I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!
Like, his 2007 line in AA Erie:
.267/.390/.515. Drool. His 2010 AAA line (both Toledo and Sacramento combined): .287/.382/.527. WOW.
It'll be a total coup if he comes up here and rakes
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
So why was he given away?
I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!
Too many bodies, I think.
Larish has raw pwer, but hasn’t been productive when given major league opportunities for the Tigers in the past. He was brought back to Detroit on Sunday, theoretically thanks to his ability to play third base, but with the addition of Jhonny Peralta, Larish is no longer necessary.
http://motorcitybengals.com/2010/07/29/jeff-larish-to-be-designated-for-assignment/
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Still, you'd think that a guy like that would have SOME value.
DFA him and trade him or something. It seems crazy to me that he would have NO trade value.
Well.
It IS the Tigers we’re talking about…
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
He did post a .790 OPS in just 90 PA in 2009. Before that, he had just 111 PA.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
That link, by the way, says he never was able to be a productive major leaguer.
In 2009: .216/.344/.446 in 90 PAs. Sounds plenty valuable to me.
.230 ISO
I can has?
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
YAY!
Mr Kouzmanoff, this is bench. Bench, this is Mr Kouzmanoff.
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Kouzmanoff is hitting in the middle of the order for the rest of 2010.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Kouzmanoff is 10th on the team in wOBA.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
To keep his trade value high?
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Well, he leads all AL third basemen in UZR.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I thought he was up there this year...
I checked like a month ago and he was 12 UZR/150
We really REALLY need his .287 OBP vs RHP gone from the line up though.
He’d be an awesome late game and vs LHP guy though
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
He’d be awesome batting ninth, but we’re not good enough for that.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, if he hits .270!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Awww, but I want him to hit .350!
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
But if he hits .270 with a .230 ISO, screw it. Save that .350 for someone else!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
(Larish won’t hit .270, of course.)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
What makes it even more bizarre
Is that Detroit lost about 45 hitters at once and still didn’t try to use him.
Then a handful of AL teams passed on him.
WTF
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
It's okay.
Miggy can cover the whole field with his body.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Grant Green’s 2010 split statistics per Minor League Splits with a .385 park adjusted wOBA:
- Overall: .315 / .364 / .497 (.861 OPS)
- RHP: .289 / .341 / .450 (.791 OPS)
- LHP: .389 / .429 / .628 (1.057 OPS)
- Home: .327 / .383 / .547 (.930 OPS)
- Away: .303 / .344 / .448 (.792 OPS)
- June: .340 / .398 / .638 (1.036 OPS)
- July: .347 / .378 / .554 (.932 OPS)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:15 AM PDT reply actions
The sports machine never sleeps
Grant Green’s best albums:
1.Idle Moments (1963)
2.Green Street (1964)
3.His Majesty King Funk (1965)
4.Visions (1971)
5.Carryin’ On (1970)
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by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay gents
I’m out. Worky work tomorrow. Night!
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this gent says have an effing good night.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
and the solitary brave lady! :-)
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 9, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
You're a dude?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
dude looks like a lady.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
well, that's okay, then.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
you're confused?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
now I'm confused too.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
There have been worse things.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
You don't wanna know.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I just like everyone.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
oh. okay. Sorry!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Come on, would a REAL girl like baseball and beer? Get real!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
okay. She's a she.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Well....ummm....KInd of like would a real Gay Dude like baseball and have Raider Season tickets...and write on a sports blog?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
Wait, Don is gay?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
buddy, I'd have already moved in.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions
[sigh]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions
a super sexy bear with a knife-wielding boyfriend.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions
nope.
Ralph will cut a Bloom er, bitch.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions
You're complicating things.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
nice cupster
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
i meant nite cupster
but yer nice too.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
So what do you guys want for Tuesday?
Something vaguely Carter-y (although I don’t know what I can do that hasn’t been done a million times) or my original plan for a stolen base WPA thing?
Jeff Larish?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
They have no value, end of front page story.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
well, there is this.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
My hopes and dreams have been dashed in one small post on an obscure CT thread buried deep on AN..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
The squirrels have won then.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I think a squirrel showed up and then Ryan Raburn went crashing through the bullpen gate in Cleveland.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
James Donald was the batter that “earned” the infield hit if I recall correctly.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he’s last in UZR among AL shortstops.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't like the FNG.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
squirrels got sirbed. Squirrels won.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
There is no mercy in this war.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
he was a dirty fipper, anyhow.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Here lies sirbed- beloved dirty fipper.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
indeed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions
My squirrels chase away the jaybirds. My raccoons wash their dishes. These woods are coming for your big city!!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It sounds kind of fun.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Had sirbed listened to me he could have had polite, homemaker "raccoons".
He just had to get all brave with the water gun.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
he's a raccoon-hating fipper, and his ear has surely fallen off by now.
All the kids at school will make fun of him. Good ol’ one-ear, they’ll call him…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
You keep making me laugh! and I don't even feel well.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm really quite funny.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm suddenly turned off by your hubris.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[goes and lies down in corner]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Just don't whimper, I can't handle the whimpering.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[whimpers]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
aww. I don't know whether to adopt you or start laughing again.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I approve.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
You do?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
well, correctly identifying and categorizing the enemy is important, attijah.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
That's a good point, Bl- ooh a squirrel!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Where?! C'mere, squirrel!
[chases after squirrel, giggling]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions
lol!! (I really did laugh outloud)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
twss!
(so are you) :)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Damn, I have to get bootcamp.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I need the soothing sounds of FIP and VORP. It helps me sleep.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
So in summary........
-Chris Carter
-Jeff Larish
-Cake
-Fire Geren
Whatever order you put them in is up to you
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Cake, please.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Preeeeetty much.
And something about squirrels.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Whatever happened to Sean Doolittle and Jeff Baisely?
Weren’t they top prospects too?
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 1:26 AM PDT reply actions
Doolittle is broken and all I remember about Baisley is that he came up for a bit in 2008 along with Wes Bankston and Brooks Conrad.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 9, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know why...
But that just reminded me of Mike Rouse’s debut at Yankee Stadium. Then he disappeared.
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
OK I am goin into the shower and then I am gonna proof this Social Media for CEOs boook I am workin on
I’ll pass back by here again in a while and see if anyone is still up.
Dannycakes, will you do me a favor tomorrow when the actual callups are solidified? I’ll be sleeping but when they announce that Carter and Larish are real will you put a blockquote box at the top of my FP post that says who got send down or DL’d and who got called up? That would be swell D.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
thanks so much D
you are swell for a robot.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Aug 9, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I am going to sleep.
Thanks for the hospitality towards the newbie, guys, and goodnight!
Zing!
by dentistintraining on Aug 9, 2010 1:41 AM PDT reply actions
night, squirrel-hater.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions
night- wait, you're not going to look at my molar first?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
So, this is where everyone is hiding
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
[doesn't move]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I see you!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions
[lays flat, makes sound like cricket]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I can still see your fat ass
fatass
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions
sad fat LB is sad. And fat. And still wants cake.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
well if someone didn't sleep so long
we could have had cake
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
If someone wasn't to scared to wake me up...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
BTW, I sleep in the nude.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Dannyboy!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
.
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you going to tell him or have him cut me?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I just need protection from this blog....I am very sensitive and my eyes and ears can not handle this adult content..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
plus imagining me naked may make you want to claw your eyes out.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions
.
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions
hmmm. well played, Mauer.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Ralphie thinks so
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you lose him at dennys?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, the last I saw he was putting on the big white hat and hitting the line!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
thats what his kind are trained to do from birth
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
semi-effiminate hispanics?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Uhh
I knocked on your door AND text you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions
you did?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
yes
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't believe you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions
like your sleeping ass would know?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Liar. lying chicken.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions
like I give a shit
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
amoral chicken.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
fuckin A
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
shut up you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions
bite me
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd actually pay money to see that.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
the one you teased with pictures of food
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah yeah
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
yum. where?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
So we should have a pancake eating contest, then.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
For sure...one time at I HOP during ayce pancakes I ate 14 pancakes...
Needless to say I wasnt feeling too good the next day..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
that made my tummy hurt
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
You're peeing, you're oozing. I'm beginning to think this whole robot thing is a farce.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
he's just leaking coolant.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
That means
Bloomie, he wants you do lube him up
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
[contemplates whether onmisexual means I'd fuck a robot]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I think that's hot robot talk.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions
It's okay. You don't have to be on.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
duh.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
pfft, servo.
I’m special.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
CROW!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I like you more now.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
good!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions
ohhh...my favorite kind of syrup....but they dont have it anymore at IHOP...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
they don't?!?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope, no more Boysenberry syrup....they have Blueberry, Strawberry, Pecan and Maple...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
those damn dirty apes
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Chicken, you in?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
One problem
I’m not a big pancake fan. I tend to stop at 2-3
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
damn.
DF is prolly the same.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
French toast on the other hand
I’m down
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
buddy, they don't do ayce french toast.\
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
thats because its so much better then pancakes
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
they are soggy slices of bread soaked in eggs and syrup. yuck.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
i like you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
They aren't soggy
if you cook them properly
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I bet you make good french toast.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I do
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions
what are you doing right now?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions
watching robin hood: men in tights
and talking to your stupid asses
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Laura go to bed yet?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
nope
we are both watching it
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
ask her if she wants breakfast.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions
she is already talking about denny's
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm in.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions
ask her if I have to shower.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
no wait
she just ate. you are too late again
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
DAMN IT!
[well, at least I don’t have to shower or get out of bed…]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions
bully for you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I want breakfast, though.
Did you eat the rest of the pizza?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Too gay for you?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions
ok, I'll make it less subjective
stupid ass
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
That makes a lot of sense.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I...kinda want breakfast now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
go back to sleep
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
bacon.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Whatg about waffles? Last week in Reno at Hot August night I ate 7 waffles at Harrahs in the buffet...lol
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
ooo, waffles are good!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
so are chicken and waffles
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I can do waffles too
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
so wrong
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
i think I'd go pancakes then waffles then french toast.
unless they were special waffles.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
The proper order is
French toast > waffles
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
you're a pancake hater.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
if there is nothing else to eat
they are ok
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions
wait, you went to Reno without us?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, we went on a whim...we went on Wednesday night....we were supposed to go to the Santa Rosa fair but we went to Hot August nights instead
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
damn it. Well, that would explain
why I ate with Matt on Thursday instead of you, Ralph and Matt.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions
and didn't tell us
until AFTER they were there. By sending me pics. Teasing me
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Bryan's a big tease.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
teAse
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions
good call WAC teAse.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but plans are in the works to go back up for Street Vibrations and you are all invited!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
woo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions
It is September 22-26...so we will probably go like the 24th-26th or something like that..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
The only betting I like is on horse racing. I always at least break even or better.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
the sonoma county fair has horse racing.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you want to know my secret?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you are actually a guy?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions
You're just trying to get me to talk all sexshul.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hey baby
come here often?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
did you open his sexy talk file?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Danbot has been haywire all night. It's an IT job at this point.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I always bet the trainers.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
so how do you rank them?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Purely on wins. Almost anytime I went with another stat, like track condition
or jockey- I lost.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I often did. Nick Zito too at the time. But it's been years since I've betted.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Yeah Hollendorfer is the top trainer by a mile at GGF...but he always has Russell baze riding for hiom and his horses usually go off at like 3:2...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
I didn't say I won a lot of money.
The old guys laughed at me when I’d go up to make my $2 bet. Then they stopped.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Yeah, we were going to go to the horse races at the fair but we went to Reno instead...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
You can bet on horses there too, ya know.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
i did things like that all the time when i was married.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
we were the same way.
With the coast, too. Jenner to Ft. Bragg.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I get married all the time when I do things like that.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I did that, too.
ran off to tahoe.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions
really? I've been engaged but never married.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
married once for three years.
didn’t work.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
hey, me too!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
we should start a club!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
haha ok!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I vote me meet for breatfast to discuss the rules
and bylaws of this club. Right now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions
go to sleep
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions
but dad....
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
don't make me come in there
and take away your computer
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions
[reinforces crossbeam blocking entrance]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I know a secret way in
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
There's only two ways...oh.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions
sleep well
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions
you were married for three years?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions
We need to get off the wall there
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
I want you off the wall if you're playing the wall.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions
.
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions
rather emperor-ish of you, cs.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I rule
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
indeed.
as your first act, you should make french toast for all your loyal subjects.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions
My first act
will be going to bed
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions
dictator! oppressing the masses!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
shut up and go to sleep
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't wanna!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I can shut the power off in your room without entering it
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I can kill you with my bare hands.
I don’t go around bragging about it, though.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions
you just did
so I don’t believe you now
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Will one of you guys email me and tell me you wanna have sex with me?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
hmph.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
there is always karl
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Karl's too fat for me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh well
karl likes dave better anyhow
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions
by quite a bit.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess I'll be going to bed soon
So I can get up early enough to make breakfast. Too bad you won’t be here
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions
sent.
Now don’t go using it to blackmail me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Yay! I'm a sexy beast!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you really get it? The server was hanging forever after I hit send. It must know better.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The server thinks you're foolish?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions
eh, what do servers know- right?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Danbots can smile?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, dan. Time to take away your admin priveleges.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Don't get between me and my man!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
This is almost like a real CT thread...as we are getting closer to the 1000 comment threshold..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
but Bloomie is now in the living room
so its up to us to keep it going
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions
We are nowhere near the 2000 comment threads a couple of weeks ago...but we are working on it...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
we will get it back going again
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions
is "'living room" a euphemism?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
nope
he really is sitting on the couch in front of my comp watching netflix
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess my email really knocked him out.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
he got hungry
and had a link
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Not one of mikev's hot links I hope.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
nope
one of mine
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure that's better...
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
heh
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions
nite Munkeebutt!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions
thats what I'm here for
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions
they make a powder for that.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
for being a munkeebutt?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions
yep. or having raw skin/rashes.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
oh HELL no!
hahahaha I love that
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe that should be a rally pic when we play the slegna.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Ooooo good idea
save that!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions
the best part is it's a real honest to goodness product.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I want to find some
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions
At least now we know why we stayed up late. Tonight was all for the Monkeybutt powder.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I've been waiting for this night all my life
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions
nite!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Good night Chickie Boom Boom. ☺♡
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
nite!!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 9, 2010 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions
CT Thread.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 9, 2010 5:55 AM PDT up reply actions
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