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by danmerqury on Aug 3, 2010 9:54 PM PDT
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Tonight's game
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 3, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Are those authentic caps?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Not authentic
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 3, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You asked your mum yet?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I knew there was something I had to do. I’ll ask her tomorrow.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Too busy thinking about SCG, huh?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I just asked her to hang with me about 10 minutes ago.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
On Facebook?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Yeah, it was in a message. We’ve been talking back and forth for a few days and I talked to her during the school year occasionally before it ended.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Just - I hate waiting on messages.
I get very impatient when it comes to matters of the heart.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I sent it 12 minutes after she replied back. I figured she’d see it tonight at least before going to bed, but maybe she’ll wait until the morning to reply.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you time those 12 minutes? You did didn't you.
Somebody’s in love.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
That's just you dannycakes.
Got to admit I’m a little jealous.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I'm not jealous of that.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
How many chips do you have?!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Hmmmm. I think I prefer ostrich.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Nah, I had to go back to the message to see that she replied at 9:38 p.m. and then I sent her a message at 9:50 p.m.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You've missed so much.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
By the way, how’d you get her name right on the first try?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at profile
Find cutest girl on the list. Ask. Seems simple enough to me.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
He has 190+ friends. I'm not THAT good.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Don't make me go back in there!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
'Cos you said she'd 'liked' one of your news feeds in another thread.
So I scrolled down and clicked on the first name that had liked your status update (which, btw are all the same!). Saw that it was a cute blonde girl and deduced it must be her.
I’m not just a pretty face.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Not quite Sherlock Holmes levels of deduction.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Why thankyou.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I knew that was how you found out so quickly.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you guys have each other on facebook or something.
That’s fucking weird.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but my profile is linked in my SBN profile.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, it says “website” down there. My e-mail is linked as well.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Did no one teach you about pedophiles!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
oh okay.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't know my name, bastardo!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Did I? I only remember saying my first name.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Get on it, dannycakes
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
What's my name then, bastardo!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooh.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I'm stumped.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
My last name isn't
Norris.
:L
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh now I see it.
Bastard what’s my first name!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, right. DeMarcus.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not Michael!
:P
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
ASSHOLE!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, find me and I'll tell you if you got it right.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean on facebook.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That'd be difficult
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Dan says he has powers.
Work your magic, baby.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I am! :D
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you looking hard enough?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He might be, but he's probably not
got his pic in his profile.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I do, sir!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Current City: San Luis Obispo
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, it says people under 18 don't have public listings.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You want those 20 minutes of your life back.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Hahaha
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Found it!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Yep
Pretty easy actually.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
His profile pic
Is the one with his glove in front of his face.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
OH GOD
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Is the chick behind you
Playing with her boob?
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BLOOM. For men.
No wtf I don't know.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure she isn't
But it kind of looks like she’s reaching in there.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
I think she's taking a picture
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 4, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe
It’s small so it’s hard to tell.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Yeah probably.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Well played.
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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
mac pinch-to-zoom FTW
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 4, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
It was very easy. The key is in his AN profile.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
By the key, he has “mi amigos” in there when it should be “mis” instead.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
That should be “way” and not “key” as well. Wow.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Key me!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
You actually want to know?
Or, in other words, you want me to tell the rest of these guys how to find you?
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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
No.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Figured as much.
A couple of them have figured it out and i’ll leave it at that.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
I used a fake last name because I thought it would be silly.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Bastardo.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
And there’s some fucked up bastards on AN that might try to track you down.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Well fuck you and your cat.
:(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey now
Talk all you want about me, but don’t mess with my kitties.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
I'll mess with your cat as much as I want
you stalker.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you really want me to tell
Everyone how to find? Cause I can. Stay away from my girls bub!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Truce?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Sure!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Well GOOD!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
don't fuck with his cats, cheese.
dmoas will a cut a bitch.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Truf!
They’re like my daughters.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
You're not alone
I primarily refer to them as my girls or my little ones so unless you know them as cats already, you’re going to go the wrong way :)
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Can I see pics?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
There aren’t any online at the moment. At least not easily accessible. But at some point, sure.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Okay!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I think the first time was when you mentioned something about
playing the mahna mahna song, and one of your “little ones” gave you the weirdest puzzled “wtf?” look.
When I found out what your little ones were, it went from cute to cuter.
or, at least, really really creepy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought cheese was Filipino?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I am, what of it?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ramos doesn't sound very Filipino.
But then of course I remembered there was a big Spanish influence in the Philippines (I have a Filipino friend and just now remembered talking about that).
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
There's a lot of Spanish.
The language has a lot of integrated Spanish and stuff.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you dress up as Elvis and perform?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
I have a Filipino friend named Miguel.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really.
The Philippines has a lot of Spanish heritage but not really.
Like how british people took over north america and called themselves americans.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, yeah, but it explains the Spanish last name, is what I meant.
I don’t think I’ll see a Spaniard eating lumpia any time soon.
Hey, Lumpia is delicious.
>:T
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
omfg drool
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The fuck is adobo a bastardized Chinese dish.
I’m tired of Chinese people calling us fake Asians!!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
what is analogous to adobo in chinese food?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
oh okay.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
it's hardly bastardized Chinese
I mean…dude. Some filipino food is great, but some is straight up nasty.
Okay yeah blood soup is disgusting.
But it’s not like other countries have no shame…I’m looking at you, haggis.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
blood soup
the fermented chick in the egg.
sans rival cake.
butter cake is delicious
f u
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
its delicious
but holy shit man, it’s a cake covered in butter. it’s fucking ridiculous.
I know, I don't eat it much.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm mexican and I love lumpia
best appetizer ever
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
No, my first name ain't baby.
It’s Bloomie. Mr. Bloom, if you’re nasty.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Find his sister.
What? =P
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
You really have to stop that one of these days.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It irritates you therefore it amuses me.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Okay, but when I get to call "To catch a predator"
I’ll be the one amused.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
She's older than you, right?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Suuuuuure.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop that!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I really have
But I highly recommend getting that soon.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Well apparently he's asked her to hang out. Which is progress.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
It is, and I do applaud him for that
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Turns out she's pretty cute too.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
(Which just means she’s out of my league.)
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, all you really have to do is look at a picture of me
You’ll feel like the Edward Cullen of your school or whatever the hell the girls drool over.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Try not to pay attention to "leagues"
If you click when you hang out, cool.
If not, remain civil and know that you’ll have a new crop of girls in college.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
She still has to say yes.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah the 'remain civil' part is REALLY hard.
Especially after having done all the ground work. [sigh]
Life is hard.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Oh I know
This is all from experience and spending most of my life in the friend zone… oy.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
"Oh you didn't think I was interested in you?
Oh, right………..wow would you look at the time. I’ve really got to dash!" [sigh]
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I wouldn't like to say. Can't hurt to ask.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I'd like to know if I should watch it. I've heard mixed reviews.
Apparently she’s a big Eddie Murphy fan.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I don’t think my mom likes Eddie Murphy.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm kidding. I just liked the movie poster.
Dan, RRS is asking his mum how she turned a vacation into permanent residence. Or he will at some point.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Green card!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
WOW...what did I do?? Message while trying to access 860 website!
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Hmmm. Maybe they didn't like your design.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
But seriously - it's down for me too.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Ok....I guess we'll just have to post and pretend to listen.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I do that all the time!
Grrr! Stupid caller!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
try this one
http://radiotime.com/WebTuner.aspx?StationId=35750&
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Merci.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
De rien....not sure how it's spelled!!
we’re probably the only ones listening…
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
In the thread? I gather Trainman is too, but yeah not much interest in listening to
A’s fans bitch and moan after a loss it seems.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Speaking of which, they are both 1-for-3 with a walk tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Brett Wallace had been in Triple-A longer and had a better batting line.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I was all for calling up both like 10 minutes ago, but now I don't care enough.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Oh come on
That was a pathetic performance. All the more reason why they should have won.
You want to know what I think, Listen to CT and that caller. That is exaclty what I would say.
We had plenty of chances but had Pennington and others whiffing and making outs. CoCo and Cliff 9 and 1 hitters need a day off. And that’s not mentioning someone else who whiffed 3 times.
We all want this team to win. That is why there is anger. A chance to gain one game in an almost futile chase but a chance. They are not dead or eliminated so there’s always a chance but they not only laid an egg, they all took a shit.,
They should have won, absolutely.
But the pitching was pretty damn fantastic. If this is pathetic, then I don’t know what a 10-0 blowout is.
I think you are intelligent enough to know I am calling out the offense and defense
Of course the pitching has been great
Just the tone of CT and the first caller
Always interesting after losses to crappy teams.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 3, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
What if one of those calls was in an English accent?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
When you look past the fact that the A's lost, it's compelling radio
It’s like what makes lemmings entertaining.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 3, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It's quite fun.
Step away from the ledge, man. It’s a baseball game!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
susanslusser
Blevins thinks after seeing replay right call made; Geren thinks it was a judgement call on rundown. #Athletics
2 minutes ago via Twittelator
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
I'd take Gordon, Soria, Greinke and Butler on this team every day.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
No it's not, CT. There's plenty of games that we should have won this season.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Hmmm, this place is dead tonight. Guess AN burnt itself out over the weekend.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
They didn't make up THAT much of the traffic I didn't think.
I suppose sirbed being down doesn’t help.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I still think I can revive that Pam thing y'know.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The whole you and Pam being an item thing.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Mmmhmmm.
Still irks me that your Shoes one seems to have stuck. Guess I need like Don to back me up or something. The power of two and all that.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Sirbed has a good reason, but everyone else is a quitter!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well....I don't know what the three musketeers are up to,
and Pam is busy organizing an event single handed (or so it seems), but everyone else? NO EXCUSE!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
It's a little too manly.
Three Mousketeers?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I'm her and then gone....working from home JOY!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
You're a teacher aren't you?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
academic counselor....used to teach for MANY years.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Academic counselor......is something I'd have to google.
My dad’s a history lecturer. He loves it (cos he’s crazy!)
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
it's like a counselor - but I don't do therapy....I check on kid's progress towards graduation, counsel on college going,
talk to parents, kids and teachers about student progress. that kind of stuff.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
So less work? Or less front line work?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
neither......my caseload next year will be 1300 kids. up from 800 last year. Head Counselor as well
sooooooo I already can not get done all the stuff I need to. Not looking forward to the year!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Are they paying you more?
And yeah – people always talk about how teachers have it easy (6 week summer holiday and all), but if you care about the kids it’s a high stress job with long hours. I’ve seen it with my dad.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
minimally...but I've been in the district a long time so I am almost at the top of the Sal schedule
by default more than anything.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Don’t act like we’re the Orioles.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What's up RRS?
By the way..that game sucked…That’s all..
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just patiently waiting for an answer and yes.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
SportsMachine® isn't going to sleep tonight.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Maybe I’ll just watch more Scrubs than usual tonight. I have plenty of graham crackers and milk.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
You're a bad man.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Fell off a cliff.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Very true.
But take out the last couple seasons, and it’s gold.
Oh, and throw in the last episode. That was great.
Didn't see the last episode. Stopped watching it a while ago.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
After I've finished catching up with NCIS, Spartacus and Burn Notice I might.
Although I have the last two seasons of Battlestar Galactica to watch too.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Don't spoil it for me.
I got up to the episode where they all heard the music.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
What question are you waiting for an answer to?
The answer is the Cheetah, the Cheetah is the fastest land animal..
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
What's the second fastest land animal?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I finally asked Spanish Class Girl to hang out with me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh and so we are dramatically waiting...how long have you been waiting?
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s only been 51 minutes.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
She went to go watch a television show and she’s eating pancakes. (Hey, I’m not a stalker; it was on the news feed.)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I really like pancakes
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh she's one of THOSE girls?
She’d best be super, super pretty SportsMachine®
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Pictures.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I don’t think I can do that.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think the “Spanish Class Girl” search will work!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You know his full name?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Well, my Facebook profile is in my profile. You guys don’t know Spanish Class Girl’s name, though!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh it's on.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Alex, huh?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Very cute.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
She’s even cuter in glasses in my opinion.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I'll just have to take your word for it.
Though ‘very cute’ is high praise indeed from me. So ask her out already.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I asked her to hang out with me, remember?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I remember that.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Only Don calls me Raj!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Hold on.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Damn, he's right.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I wonder if she can roll her Rs.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Will she be replying here?
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Somehow I doubt it.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That would have added to the drama
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The reply should go to one of the moderators on here.
And they reveal it LIVE ON AN!
License to print money.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
We can have a one-hour special and everything.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s hope I am Miami and not Cleveland.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you settle for Akron?
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw that.
James is clearly a prick.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I would like to thank everybody in Ohio....except you jerks in Cleveland..
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much.
His PR team is soooooooooooooooooo bad.
The Decision (is that what the 1 hour special was called?) should never have got off the ground – or at least he shouldn’t have participated in it. He obviously can’t stop ESPN running a show.
All he needed to do was to thank Cleveland for 7 great years and say that he’s moving on with his career in Miami. No need for cheap shots (like nobody else wanted to come to Cleveland and the owner is a muppet). Take the high ground.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Ha, well, they did light his jersey on fire.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That is what I will be doing soon with Russell's jersey...does this make me a jerk?
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Then it becomes a fire hazard.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I think so, but until they make me king of the world my opinion doesn't matter.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
It would make you a jerk if he was one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time and left after honoring his contract.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Fans in the US do that anyway.
Like when Ricky Williams retired. They destroyed all his memorabilia. Now they love him again.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The envelope please....
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Gold envelope. Drum roll (or maybe that's a little too cheesy).
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Cos that'd be too perfect. The world doesn't work that way.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Thank god no!! I would have really been angry..
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Berry Jo!! YAY!
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
susanslusser
HP umpire Gary Darling says that Maier was out for abandoning his effort, i.e., stepping off the bag, before Betancourt was out. #Athletics
half a minute ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
Will they send me home from work for abandoning my effort???
LOL
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I was right when I said Carter would start playing LF in August
I hope I’m right again when I say he’ll be up next series
I don't want to see him until he's really ready
but at the same time, he couldn’t be any worse than half of what is here.
I want this club to take their time with Carter and Taylor and hope they keep improving before coming up.
Chris Carter’s splits coming into tonight with a .404 park adjusted wOBA:
Home: .221 / .325 / .452 / .777 OPS
Road: .282 / .390 / .569 / .959 OPS
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions
Do stats really mean that much?
Watson and Carson both had better stats at AAA
If ClayMort was 10-1 with a 1.30 ERA, would he be a better choice than Vinny?
No, Vinny is in the Bigs and staying there because he’s getting a chance to face big-league hitters
We all know CC and MT are very talented. They aren’t getting any younger. The A’s need offensive help.
The only way CC and MT and help and get better is if they see big-league pitching.
Watson and Carson both had better stats at AAA
How old were they?
If ClayMort was 10-1 with a 1.30 ERA, would he be a better choice than Vinny?
Probably. What are his other stats?
We all know CC and MT are very talented. They aren’t getting any younger. The A’s need offensive help.
You want to rush prospects to finish second place in the division?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
How in the world is bring CC & MT actually going for it?
You have some wild expectation that having them struggle in AAA some how equates to success or usefulness in the majors. It’s not. Bring them up in no way suggests this team is going for it because neither can be expected to actually help the team.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Wrong
If they’re not able to handle AAA pitching at a high level, there’s not reason to think learning in the bigs will improve that. Saying the “A’s need offensive help” assumes that these guys can help them. They’re not ready and if they’re not ready they’re not going to be any help. Why waste service time and potentially set them back by challenging them when they are more likely to fail? What possible good can that be? Watson & Carson are nothing to this teams so giving them playing time and having them suck doesn’t hurt the team in the long run. If they show they’re actually capable of playing well at the big league level, suddenly they become actually useful.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
ROSALES! ENERGY! HOSE!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Michael Taylor’s splits coming into tonight with a .363 park adjusted wOBA:
Home: .259 / .335 / .342 / .677 OPS
Road: .286 / .366 / .456 / .822 OPS
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
Why is the home field such a bat hitter's park
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
So....what's going on?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
hi.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Just here getting the band back together..
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in. I require no convincing.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I play the triangle?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
We really need a kazoo player..
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if I can play it with a non-facial body part.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
I would expect nothing less
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay then
You’ve got yourself a kazoo player!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Woo Hoo...PARTY!!
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
speaking of, I propose we all get together on Saturday
or Sunday for ballgame and review time.
And we all need to write our last review…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, I'm game.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Hey, LB -- I introduced myself to some guys at the game tonight, thinking you might be one of them
I was wrong. Kind of embarrassing.
There is an evening coming in/Across the fields, one never seen before,/That lights no lamps. -- Philip Larkin, from "Going"
How far into the conversation did you get before you realised it wasn't Bloom?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Not far at all. I just asked if they were on Athletics Nation.
There is an evening coming in/Across the fields, one never seen before,/That lights no lamps. -- Philip Larkin, from "Going"
Did you tell them the history of Berkeley?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
I'm a big fat guy. Was he a big fat guy?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
More importantly was he a hot big fat guy?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Dude wasn't my type, but he was gracious, which I appreciate
There is an evening coming in/Across the fields, one never seen before,/That lights no lamps. -- Philip Larkin, from "Going"
Not where I was going with it
But Bloomy is strangely attractive for a BFG.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
It's true. I am.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What's a BFG
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Big Fat Guy
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
me!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hey, we get our own terminoligies too?
:D
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't think you're quite at that level buddy.
You’re just big.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
D:
I can’t be fat guy too?
Bastard!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure you can, son!
I was your size when I was your age!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I gotta lose weight.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
you're not alone
Most of us do.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
I wish I could gain about 30 pounds.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll sell ya 30lbs.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's do some paperwork.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I think PT said he was a lawyer or something in the free agency post from this morning.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You will
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BLOOM. For men.
I am built like Jerry Blevins.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yup, me!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
TC is really ugly
I’m not liking that comp for you.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Okay.
John Goodman?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m watching Roseanne right now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
perfect.
But I’ve actually been more compared to the dude, if you can believe it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
you should've seen me before I cut my hair...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
You know what’s a good comp for you? No one. No one compares to you buddy.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
I can hear Sinead O'Connor
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
GM....
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It's been 14 days and 13 nights, since you took your love away from me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I know that's not where you were going with it, but I'll go in this other direction anyway
There is an evening coming in/Across the fields, one never seen before,/That lights no lamps. -- Philip Larkin, from "Going"
and...aw! thanks for making an ass of yourself to strangers for me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm touching myself
You?
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BLOOM. For men.
touching myself. now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Good!
Where?
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BLOOM. For men.
nipples. living room.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Kane County won. You can rest easy tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions
RAEG
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Tomorrow will be better by default
Root beer floats and Brett Anderson!
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Hi guise.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Dan Giese?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That caller sums it up
We have good pitching. SP is 1st in AL and Overall second in AL
A normal hitting team and we would be in 1st place or close to it.. Having as Ass for a manager has of course cost us a few.
IMO the pitching is better without Ben Sheets. Just a shame Brett got hurt because while replacements did a good job, there is something to be said for having Anderson go out there every 5th day. It’s pretty hard to win without a couple of thumpers in lineup.
I'm so juiced for my Sal Castaneda float.
It’s gonna be just as delicious as it has been for the last four years.
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
Yeah, actually they cancelled it.
For a dumb reason though, wtf kind of reason is “team suckage!?”
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The suckgate scandal!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds about right with the umps this year.
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BLOOM. For men.
crickets!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
okay.
hi! [waves]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
hi!
I saw a baby bat in a swimming pool today. It was slightly disturbing.
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 3, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that a euphemism?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Pics!!!!!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw. :(
That would have been so cute, or disturbing.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
did you alert management?
Is the bat a resident? Did he have a resident with him?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
no, he was resident-less.
And by the way, this is in California. Yes, the Bay Area has crazy wildlife too.
And a few weeks ago, I noticed a frog in the pool. While I was swimming. It was swimming too. I swam away.
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 3, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The frog was just trying to be your friend, shoes!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
well next time the frog should let me know he's there first.
That kind of surprise is dangerous.
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 3, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
the frog lost his voice.
you hurt his feelings, shoes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you know so much about him, bloom?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
we're...friends.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Son of a gun!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
he's a good frog.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
you going tomorrow?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
........
I don’t think so, I didn’t go to jail today. I have to go tomorrow
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
do you need help with...whatever it is you do for work?
I’m quite bright. And generally fun to have around.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I can vouch as a reference.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
I wish I could
I usually troll for interns to do shit for free
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
That's cause you're smart!
But you should find me a job somewhere, because you’re smart and driven and I’m just smart.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
Meantime, we gotta hang. Lemme know when you’re free.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Oooh
Can I join? I want to meet the dude from the future. I’m a big Time Travel fan.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
sure
but prepare to be disappointed. I am only from 7 seconds in the future, in case I swear.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
prudent, as always.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Can you turn off the censor
Cause hanging with us, you’re not going to need it. But it’ll be cool cause you can laugh at me before I do something stupid instead of wait for me to do it.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
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BLOOM. For men.
he'll meet a nice frog-lady and get over it.
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 3, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
good point. he just wanted to be friends, though.
no romance.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
well, if I see him again maybe I'll give him a chance.
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 3, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
nice shoes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You think the frog wanted a piece?
Jeez, the arrogance!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I swear I wasn’t the frog.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You aren't a lot of things.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I know.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Moreso.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, that’s not a word.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I decide what's a word or not.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
you have extra bats?
because the A’s need some!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you saying you’re not happy with Carson, Watson and Gross?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm an idiot.
My first thought: a baby in a swimming pool, by himself
Second thought: a small kid-sized baseball bat, floating in a swimming pool
Third thought: a bat, like the animal
I think your logic subroutine needs reprogrmming
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
you know, I've never gotten something to work by hitting it or kicking it
but that would be cool
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok so none of those crossed my mind first.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Did you think of "bat" as a verb?
So this small child was batting while swimming?
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 3, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He certainly hit a triple.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
complete nonsequiter
and i didn’t put a title. i apologize guys. total brain fart.
but yeah
that’s me. pic taken by yon yonson. put together by swisherthresher.
Is that from the Moneyball filmings?
I gather Kyli was there too?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
well, it's a reference to me winning tickets from the mb filming
and then winning tickets at the game i went to with the tickets i won from the mb filming.
the pic was from the infamous AN day when I was heckling carlos guillen.
Aaaah. Fair enough.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Just in time to listen to EN
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Sacramento pitchers walked a franchise-record 15 batters Tuesday night as the Las Vegas 51s capitalized with a 7-5 victory at Raley Field.
Fail.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions
Please let it be John Halama and other filler pitchers.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Halama started on Sunday.
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Please let it be someone else.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 3, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're lefty, pitching righty. If you're righty, pitching lefty.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Hey guys, news from sirbed
Says he hopes to be back in action on AN soon.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
So is he on the DL?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Luckily, he sought a second opinion and DLed himself
to avoid the pergatory of day-to-day
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I have an update from Spanish Class Girl.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions
Drum roll please....!!!!!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
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dun dun DUN
and?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Spanish Class Girl says:
August 3 at 11:31pm
Um well i’m kinda busy lately with cheer. And once school starts I’m gonna get a job. I’m not saying no, but I’ll let you know when I’m free :)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:35 PM PDT reply actions
what was the question?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Did she want to hang out.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
oh
well, that’s a disheartening answer
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
when you talk, who asks the questions
you or her?
(i learned this on Oprah today)
(….shhhh)
Mental image of noava22 sitting in front of the TV watching Oprah...hmmm
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
booooooooo
i am actually trying to be less jack-black esque.
he be up in the gym just working on his fitness.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
you're welcome.
where do you go?
Where do you east bay people go?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It was both, but I started the conversation.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooooooooh. Why does that matter?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
If you’re the only one asking questions…
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently the one asking all the questions is the one pursuing
and therefore the “interested” party.
Oh. That makes sense. I'm always the one asking questions. Darn.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
the lady cop is always asking me questions.
should I ask her out?
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
yes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well she has handcuffs...
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
lake. big lake!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
So when both sides are asking away, it's a good sign?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
yep.
unless you want to be the one in power. like, if that gets you off.
Oh. I asked her if she wanted to hang out with me sometime.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to be a negative nelly or anything...but based on this response I wouldnt get my hopes up..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, I know.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well you can still hang out with us....
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s good.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
(And thanks.)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
manage your expectations
this is key
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I basically knew what the answer was going to be anyway.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's go eat pancakes...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re buying (or cooking).
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Im buying...trust me u dont me making pancakes...lol
Get ready!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I like pancakes and am down for going and getting them right now.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
We are picking up the skinny RRS on the way....he needs some pancakes..
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
where you guys going?
if it has wifi i can join you.
Dont challenge me to a food finding mission...lol
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
teach me, obi wan.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
he's in modesto, wac, and his mom won't let him go with the internets people.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I know.....Im going to have a word with his mother...
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
where are you guys?
i mean, if I didn’t have work early tomorrow, I’d say a trip to the santa cruz diner sounds mighty fine right about now.
Well we are in the east bay....
We have been known before to get pizza in the castro at 2 am…lol
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
which was fun.
me and chickie and our very cool female roomie went to nation’s last night at 1 or so…
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I Love Nation's!!
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
it was good.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
and they are open late....
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by wacchampions on Aug 3, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
join me?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
dmoas?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
any late night south bay ANers?
i know bj hangs out late on here too. hay mas?
Tri-Valley....single parent can't afford to live where she works!
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If I gopt a job here.....loss of seniority AND BIIIIIIIG loss of salary.
hence – the commute.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
vallejo and richmond, respectively.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 3, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Manage your expectations?!
I want it all! And I want it now! Screw your advice.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
you want to borrow some cash for a hooker?
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take the cash. You ain't getting it back though.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
So what's your advice to SportsMachine®
Cry in a corner? That’s generally my reaction.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
yeah
where is she going to get her twitter updates from?
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
If only I was pimp like him
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It really doesn't.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
BTW, what does she look like?
you should post a pic of her
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm thinking that wouldn't be very cool
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BLOOM. For men.
She's pretty.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I didn’t post a picture of her or give out her name or anything, but OldhamA thought she was cute when he and Dan were “on the hunt.”
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
are you following her on twitter?
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
She doesn’t have one, I’m sure.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 3, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
well, if you have 2 others to corroborate her cuteness, I guess I believe it
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 3, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus I'm prissy, so that's high praise indeed.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
At least she was nice about the put down.
I’ve been on the receiving end of much, much worse.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
He hasn't done what he needed to do like
FIRE.BOB.GEREN!!??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
beard or no beard?
i’m contemplating shaving. i’m 3 weeks into scruff. also thinking about trimming to goatee, or ’stache and stinger.
or clean shaven.
It took you 3 weeks into get scruff?
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my facial hair grows somewhat slowly
it’s past the itchy phase. it’s more than scruff. it’s like…the beginnings of a beard.
I also can't go full lumberjack
while that’d be great going into the winter, i have a wedding to attend in October.
not everyone can grow a full beard in three days, bear butt.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Be honest
You love to feel my ass.
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BLOOM. For men.
how many times have I grabbed it now?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
At least twice
Someone’s jealous of you btw.
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Is it Mikie?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe
But I was thinking of someone else.
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Pam?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope
Dude, you know who.
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[zf]
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I went straight goat, no stache the other day.
Trimmed it way down today.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Check out the Indians-Red Sox brawl from earlier tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions
It's not a brawl if no chairs are thrown.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I don’t think so.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
just watched
pfft. such a big hullabaloo over nothing.
where’s nolan ryan headlocking robin ventura and punching til he bleeds?
I rather liked Endgame...
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
pause pause pause
heh
{searches cliffs notes wikipedia, says something clever back}
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
Yay!
Thanks for playing, Ed!
I’m a fan of Ed, for anyone who was unaware.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Who isn't?
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Beckett and Lackey the instigators. Shock horror.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
It's just hit batsmen, you pansies.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, they tried to hit Ortiz in the seventh and failed and so they hit Beltre in the eighth.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Lmao that's just lame.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
clubbing in SF.
You wanna go over with me? We could call and roundez-vous with him?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I have to get up early or I would....what are y'all up to tomorrow...we are both off on Thursday
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by wacchampions on Aug 4, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
hanging out with Wac and the amazing Ralph, I'm guessing.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Cool.....sounds fun...
Also on Thursday we are going to the Santa Rosa fair…Horse racing then fair fun!!
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by wacchampions on Aug 4, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll be in Sonoma County Thursday, but no fair for me!
I do love it, though.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Meeting?
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BLOOM. For men.
and other things.
If they got in n out privs, B, we could maybe have din-din together. I know SR like the back of my hand….hey, I’ve never noticed that before…
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Mombos?
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oooooo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
nah dude
SR is all about Sol Food.
OH OH OH Santa Rosa. My bad.
San Ramon?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
San Rafael
shee, there’s a lot of SR’s in the bay.
trudat.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Sea Ranch
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BLOOM. For men.
LOVE.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
They do give stamps.....
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by wacchampions on Aug 4, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
wanna?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Sounds good to me...I will check with the famous Ralph and nephew and see what is up...
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by wacchampions on Aug 4, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
coolcool.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Well if you are done or have some spare time you should come over...
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by wacchampions on Aug 4, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
hi guys [[[hugs]]]
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
hi....got your email!
I’ll do my best – really don’t have the right software – but I will see what I can do this weekend.
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work on it =)
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Hi EN
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
hi cheesemaster general
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
hi danny
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
ah yes
dannycakes, dannycakes, baker’s man
porcupine tree is his favorite band
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
this song is so badass, great player
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
this is the flute guy sampled in that Beastie Boys song "Sure Shot," btw
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Anytime we can talk about flute players on the CT thread we are on to something..
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by wacchampions on Aug 4, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
hehehehe
here’s that track the Beasties bit, called Howlin’ for Judy
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
One time at band camp...
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by wacchampions on Aug 4, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
hey, that's NOT a flute
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Excuse me is that a flute in your hand and can you tell me where is the smoking section?
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by wacchampions on Aug 4, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
my best pal James is actually dating this cute flute guy
nothing like a flute-playing flute player, now that’s a flautist ladies and gentlemen
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I was a flautist.....don't play much anymore...
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I picked it up for a minute
I bought one, fooled around with it, but the only wind instrument I was ever any good at was the bong, I’m afraid.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
hahah.....maybe that's why I did that with finesse as well??!!
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all those records are s-i-c-k
Jan Hammer, pre-Mahavishnu, is on electric piano on those JS albums from 1969-70, Fusion, The Wayfaring Stranger, Energy, Legwork, OMG those are some tight MF’in grooves
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
hey EN, good call today
If we lose tomorrow though, call and chew it out
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 4, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
meh
when BB goes in the clubhouse and chews them out, I’ll care enough as an unpaid non-employee fanguy to call up and get out over my skiis calling for Geren to be publically flogged.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
There's an off chance I might get to interview Grant Green somewhat soon
any questions I should ask?
“Admit it. You’re wondering why you aren’t at Midland yet, right?”
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
How many licks does it take to reach the chewy center of a tootsie pop.
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Ask him if he thinks it cool that his last name is the same color as the parent clubs jersey...
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by wacchampions on Aug 4, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
yes
ask him if Blue Note objected to his more commercial records of the 1970s as opposed to his seminal hard bop sides from the mid-60s.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
wrong GG
I meant the dude in our farm system.
the above pictured GG
probably has more pop than the SS GG, but he can’t make the play in the hole, considering he’s dead 31 years.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 4, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Ask him about the three error game I saw out of him the last time I was in Fresno.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Grant Green is in AAA now?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Fresno = Stockton in LB's brain.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Tee hee!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
That was an anomaly! He’s only made 28 errors in 83 games.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Some asswipe is still talking about CarGo
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He should be talking about Coors Field instead.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
He wishes he could bat .254/.331/.367 on the road. He hits more like Matt Carson.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
He hits 262/279/385 outside of Coors.
Lmao.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
He had an .811 OPS outside of Coors Field last year, but that was over 130 points below his home mark.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Petco puts him in his place!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not convinced about the home/road splits.
Statcorner has his park-adjusted wOBA at .381, a measly 8 points lower than his non-adjusted .389 line. And last year, he hit .263/.344/.467 on the road.
What I am convinced of, though, is that he’ll collapse in the near future. He walks far too little, swings at damn near anything, and doesn’t make enough contact. Think Jeff Francoeur.
Sorta exactly.
96K / 19 BB?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
4.6% walk rate (half the average).
Swings at 38.4% of balls out of the zone (10 points higher than average), and makes contact on 57.9% of those swings (9 points lower than average). That’s a recipe for disaster.
I could legitimately say that Coors is a big part of his "power"
17 HR in 196 AB @ Coors
4 HR in 195 AB @ Anywhere else
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
True about the 2nd part
but I don’t understand how hitting a HR is luck.
It’s all muscle and air quality.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
No, I mean luck about hitting most of them at Coors.
Could be that next year, he hits 30 away and 5 at home.
I really doubt that could happen but okay.
The gap between 17 and 4 is hard to miss. :(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
True.
It’s unlikely, but it’s certainly a possibility, especially when you’re only dealing with 21 events.
I knew 21 events before!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Since I did this for Carter and Taylor tonight, here goes on Grant Green.
Grant Green has a .392 park adjusted wOBA and his splits are:
Home: .330 / .390 / .544 / .934 OPS
Road: .319 / .355 / .471 / .826 OPS
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions
RAKE
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
most definitely!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 4, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
and under 700 = bad? I'm trying to get this!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
About .740 is league average.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I explained it below,
or at least how it breaks apart.
So, yes, more or less, that’s correct. A good player will OPS north of .800. A great player will OPS above .900.
One of these days we’ll get someone who can post an .800 OPS besides Jack Cust.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait till dannycakes tells you OPS is a flawed stat.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Well, it kind of is. I prefer to just look at OBP and SLG separately and wOBA above them all.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
There’s a website that does that. It even gives you park adjusted wOBA for all minor league players.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
OPS = On base pct. + slugging pct.
OBP = % of plate appearances (AB+BB) you get on base
SLG = % of bases you get per at bat. (Ex: going 1-1 with a home run nets a slg of 4.000%)
for some reason......it just doesn't stick!!
I think I get it confused with OBP…..too similar with the initials!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
OBP is a part of OPS
OPS literally stands for On base Plus Slugging
Ahhhhhh....not that I will remember....but for now it makes sense!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Alright folks
I’m off. Gotta sleep and gotta work tomorrow. Bloom, we’ll talk later, make some plans?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
sounds good, brother! night!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm out too, gents
Later!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
gents and berry jo ;-)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 4, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
You should be offended.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
nah....I've been out more than I've been in....I'm not one that draws a lot of attention....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I know that feeling
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
G'nites.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Went to pub trivia tonight
was lots of fun. I’ll leave you with these questions to ponder. Googling makes no fun!
1) What 3 NFL teams have won 10+ playoff games since (and including) the 2000 playoffs?
2) What Bay Area athlete ranks the highest on SI’s 2010 Fortunate 50 (aka made the most money last year)?
3) What 3 MLB teams have season attendance figures averaging OVER 100%?
4) Who are the 2 hottest MLB teams of the last week?
5) What group of Miami Heat employees lost their jobs because of the LeBron James decision?
- Patriots.
- Heyward-Bey.
- Yankees, Red Sox and Phillies?
- Giants and White Sox?
- Season ticket holders lost their jobs.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
And the others for number one are the Colts and Chargers?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
going to go do some work
i’ll come back and check answers later
Hmm.
1. Colts, Patriots……and….Steelers?
2. Zito? Asomugha?
3. Yankees, Red Sox……and…..Phillies.
4. Rangers? White Sox?
5. No idea.
bonus question:
what are the national animals for Canada, Russia and England?
Uh. Kangaroos?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
WRONG, KOALAS
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Hedge. Hog.
Really? Really?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Bulldog, apparently.
I’d have said Lion.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
wikipedia says 3 animals
2 of which are lion and bulldog.
we would have challenged but you’re not supposed to use smartphones during the competition.
What's the third?
And people use their smart phones all the times in quizzes.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
not at this bar
total no-no at this bar. what’s the point of the quiz if you can use your freaking phone, anyhow?
Cos people suck.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The flag of the Anglo-Saxons?
Interesting.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
you guys look done.
i’ll post the answers.
1) Patriots, Steelers, Eagles
2) Darrius Heyward-Bey
3) Red Sox, Twins, Phillies
4) Rays and Twins
5) ticket sellers (they’re sold out!)
EC:
England: Bulldog
Canada: Beaver
Russia: Bear
My nephew goes to a place on WED IN CAMPBELL....don't know the name tho
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I don't think there is trivia in Campbell on Wednesday?
I could be wrong, though.
Goodnight, everyone!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
It's almost 1 AM bastard.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
What are things that Spanish Class Girl says to you, for $500, Raj.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Good to hear you're not swimming in the nile.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
keep your chin up, dude.
there are plenty of fly ladies who are into the A’s as much as you are. Keep your head on a swivel.
I do hope that's not a prerequisite.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
no but couldn't hurt
it’s a good starting point – having something in common
A hot, interesting girl that supports the A's?
I’m pretty sure they’re all taken.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I know a cute girl that is kind of an A’s fan. She’s a Raiders fan.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
So she's perfect for you.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Eh, I don’t know.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, I don’t know.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
He's still heartbroken.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
gotta get back on the saddle, dude
i loved hs. but missed a lot of chances with the ladies because i went to an all guy’s school. don’t be afraid to make mistakes and fail now, so you’ll be better off when you’re my age than…me.
Ha, true.
He seems fine. Granted he could be crying right now.
An all boys school? Ouch.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Teach her about the a's
and have her teach you about the black hole
I am a Raiders fan.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude. That's not what he meant. Or at least I don't think that's what he meant.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Well I can't talk about the hotness of the AN Ladies 'cos I've never seen any of them.
But all women are crazy.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
That's a borderline violation of the rules though.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
No, Cheese's put down.
And the rules of manhood. You don’t diss a guy so soon after he’s been turned down.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
It’s okay.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that some British rule?
Any sane person would know I’m just joking around. You know, the thing you all do with me. :)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Facebook stalker.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Don't do that now son.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
There's certain lines you don't cross, my dear Dan.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Such as?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
That.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
You have much to learn.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
You don't mess with that?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
You MUST be drunk!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Have you been drinking again?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Hmmm. You're funnier when you're drunk.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Exactly.
I’m confused.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Funny indeed.
And it should have been ‘Walk back to me Baltimore Chop.’
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
It's a line mikev uses.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
[shhhh don't tell] I don't get a lot of origins of these jokes
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
You'd have to keep up with every 2000-a-night CT thread
just to keep up with the latest AN jokes. Not worth it.
some of em pre-date my days here.....and some I don't wanna ask
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Like the squirrels, and the pants thing.
I just steer clear of that talk.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I get the squirrels - I read a lot of the development of that.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I get it, I just don't find it funny.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I find it fascinating where the mind goes
I would never have thought of that at all!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Hmmm.
You realise Bloom is crazy, right?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Not really.
Not seriously crazy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 4, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't believe
Bloom exists. I think its the collective we that is crazy
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
Squirrels is just Bloom being Bloom.
That’s all. Came from here.
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2010/3/11/1367671/things-that-make-me-happy
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2010/2/11/1305557/things-im-scared-of
That second one was referenced in Deadspin, which is totally awesome.
Neither do I.
Mikev uses that one with Pam and ZF all the time though.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
It's a little weird, actually.
I know it’s a joke, but that’s an area I won’t cross into as far as jokes go.
Cos you have real feelings for Pam...
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Mmmmhmmm. Sure.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
But then I realised you don't like asian girls...
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
fair game with all things funny.....
unless they are hurtful
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Generally, huh?
And why is that?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
That's been blown way out of proportion.
But fair enough.
I’d have thought you would, being half asian. Go figure.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Is that in reference to the pint glass thing or...?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
No, the second part.
I know exactly why the pint glass thing blew up. A, it’s fun to torment you, and B, it’s really pretty odd.
It's not THAT odd.
It’s like the not being attracted to girls taller than me – that’s just common sense!
And yeah, everyone uses it. You’re all equally cruel. If you notice I’ve stopped giving y’all ammunition.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The tall thing makes sense.
Pint glass? Not seeing it.
But anyway, I’ve noticed. We’ve had to make our own ammunition. Not nearly as fun.
You've just thrown the tall,
pint glass, smoking thing back at me constantly. Oh and the Shoes thing.
If I told you anymore it’d give you new material. That’d be no fun.
The pint glass thing? I dunno – just the girls I’ve met that have ordered pints haven’t been the type I’ve been looking for I suppose.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Hmmm. Might have been attijah.
And Pam just talks about it with disdain now.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
It might be a British rule.
It might just be OldhamA’s rule.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I love you dan don't do this to me!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 4, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah, that makes sense. You are evil.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
This explains a lot of your actions now.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Well if the cheese ain't standing alone
it’s time to peace out.
Who is making the front page post tomorrow?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 1:02 AM PDT reply actions
ok this time i'm really out
need to knock out 15 productive minutes before i pass out. night all!
Ok rly sleep now.
G’nite guys.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Fun quiz:
NFL players to catch a TD pass from Favre
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I got 15.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
A lot of the players are before my time. He's been going since....91? I've only been following it properly since 2000.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I’m about to start it right now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
You'll get more than 15.
I hope he retires btw. I want the Vikings to rue the day they didn’t draft Clausen.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I am at 16 with 4:30 to go. I think I’m done.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions
The 19 I got were Freeman, Driver, Brooks, Franks, Chmura, Levens, Jennings, Henderson, Shiancoe, Rice, Harvin, Cotchery, Berrian, Keller, Jones, Washington, Gado, Taylor and Lewis. Ones I’m really kicking myself over are Schroeder, Walker, Beebe, and Sharpe. Most of the names are familiar, though, even scrubs like Robert Ferguson and Koren Robinson.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 4, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Sadly, no. I was talked out of it.
I need to leave that place though – it’s depressing me (literally). I’m there with a good degree working with people who flunked out of school. It’s just not fair.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
especially if it is not what you want to be doing......and you don't like the job or see any future there
how large is the city you live in?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
It's picking the shopping for online orders at ASDA (a company owned by WAL-MART).
It’s the lowest of the low. It’s the part time job I had at Uni. So no, there’s no future there and it’s not something i want to do.
I’d take any office job at the moment. It’s that bad (and I’m not the office job type).
And erm – I don’t live in a city. I live in the suburbs.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I am approaching 10,000 comments (not many when compared to others) but that's only since lst NOV
when I re-did my screen name…..not gonna be long now.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
got to go.....tired now.....late.
see you later.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Night, Jo.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
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