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Well, this is interesting.
There are two CT threads.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
.
What a huge win for the A’s!!! Call into A’s talk at 888-979-4627.
http://twitter.com/townsendradio/status/21725384578
Last of the Ninth - Photography
I would have picked the one you chose.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Coincidence.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This one won....the other one is gonna disappear...
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
This.
Bloom is deleting the other.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't really make one a complainy thread. Or can we?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
sure! My first complaint is that I already deleted it.
The end.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I know. I tried to post in it so I could say I posted in it and AN wouldn't let me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
bastards!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for putting up your CT thread as well, Bloom
he didn’t live long but he lived proud
But seriously, folks....
All threads die, sirbed. Not all threads truly live.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i just wait around for these sprinkles of wisdom
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
[resumes lotus position]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Please, you can't do a lotus position
I can though!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
whatever. Dick.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Pics or it didn't happen!!!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
you have to realize that at some point
I’m probably gonna say fuck it and just post pictures of my junk.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly
I’m a little surprised you haven’t. But don’t think I won’t show you that picture you want to see only for it be mine.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Live Thread or Die
I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!
When I saw people say the usual ones to make them weren't around I thought I'd pitch in
Last of the Ninth - Photography
it was good of you, ff!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Good chap!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
These pretzels are making me thirsty?
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Stay here guys. Imma get rid of the other CT Thread.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
I have my goggles on.
It could get messy.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
noooooooooo
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
it's dead.
Ma thread est morte.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi, Snif009.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
How can I listen to this show online?
I have tried two links so far and they don’t like me.
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
it's xtra860am now- they changed it. (but I understand why you would not know that)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
huh. google is how I found the am addy and got around the 403.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Just go to the KTRB website.
They don’t go to the live feed until the postgame show is over.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OMG thank you
Firefox didn’t work, I didn’t even think of using IE
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Dō itashi mashite
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
that link works on firefox, but I am getting a 403 Forbidden link on my normal one.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
add am to the address
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I was getting forbidden 403, but I was thinking it was because non-USA might be blocked
I was incorrect
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
well, it's the 860 website.
It won’t come on for a bit longer probably…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
here
http://stream1web.securenetsystems.net/radio_player_large.cfm?stationCallSign=KTRB
Pam liked my old sig better.
Carl?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
Crawford?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Texas?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Toast?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Rye?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yummy.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Masters?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
jelly?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
captain?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Morgan?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Freeman?
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Antonio?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
banderas?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Bandannas?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Terry?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Gilliam?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Jim?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
freeman?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Morrison?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Van?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilder?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Gene?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Upshaw?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Kershaw?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Clayton?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Gene?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Al?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Davis?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Mathai?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Cool?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
lonn?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Beane?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
vanilla?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Bean?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Town?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Burrito?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Burt Rito?
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Stephen Strasburg is pitching tomorrow.
I just thought y’all should know.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
He suxxxxxxxxxx
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So um...how come not everyone is willing to put up CT threads?
They’re kind of the most popular thing on AN
But seriously, folks....
it's...an issue for some people, I guess.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Well whatever...I'm getting tired of people looking down on CT threads
No one will get flagged in here unlike other front page posts.
But seriously, folks....
amen, preppie. Amen.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
people look down on them? Oh you mean some of the hardcore stat people, right?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
even regular people look down on them? I feel so lowly.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
lowly, us?
how can this be?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
no, there are some people across the board who do,.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You should begin a series of Column on AN named
The View From Up Above
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Opening line from your first:
“I hate deadlines, so these will come whenever the fuck I feel like it. That’s right, I’m doing this shit on my time, not yours, so deal with it. Okay. To begin…”
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Nice. I like it.
I kind of do that anyway with the totally random photo posts.
Last of the Ninth - Photography
I didn't read the usual formal invitation of congeniality....
I have, of course, joined ‘you’ in the CT thread.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.
Hi ak!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey...Don't put 'me' in quotation marks!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
hi mikey!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
WHo is this douche and why isnt CT on yet?
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
takes a while....the when you least expect it....he's on.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.
I only have people talking about golf
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
gotta wait for the recap to be done.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel the urge to go to 43stamps.com....
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
Buckle up CTers- it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Top 10 reasons why Clifton Pennington is my hero.
1. DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE
2. He can get HITZ.
3. So so speedy!
4. He’s kind of adorable.
5. Wears high socks on occasion!
6. Has a very nickname-able name.
7. Fulfills team quota for “scrappiness” and “grit.”
8. He is our very very own and nobody else’s and has been forever and ever.
9. He’s not Bobby Crosby.
10. The man. The myth. The legend. Clifton.
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
nice, shoes!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
A little gassy. Later?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
sure. you're cute. I'm free.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
hehehehe
sure. you’re cute. I’m free.
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Bottoms up.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
(Cheesy, he's a top)
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I assume that means he's the one revving the motor?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I might let mikey fuck me. He is cute.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He could probaly use a pick me up fuck too
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
So what, that's a fuck up?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
OOooh you mike
Sorry, I was thinking of Chickie. It would have been a better joke for Chickie. “Daddy pick me up!”
Though, come to think of it, yeah, I could totally see Bloomy willing to be your bottom a lot more than him being Chickie’s bottom.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Then maybe Bloomy & I need to drive down to Livermore on Sunday so you can collect from him
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Actually this Sunday is my anniversary
so I may get a pick me up fuck after all.
Pam liked my old sig better.
YAY
Happy Ani!!!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
It seems worth it now, but it's not.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
So Matt either wants to watch or join in.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
I just figured you’d want to lay down on your stomach on the way home and I was just being a buddy by being willing to do the driving.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Though, if I'm there
I think I kinda wanna watch.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
how convenient....
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I really fucking need an animated gif of
the little circle guy rolling his eyes inconspicuously with his hands behind his back. Having him rock back and forth on his feet would fit the image too. Maybe even a whistle.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
rec'd
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with Shoes.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
get to work!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Top 10 people who should do more Top 10 lists on AN.
1. – 10. Anybody reading this right now.
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I did one the last time I was in a CT thread- and you made the list!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Okay!!!
- Dmoas
- Leopold Bloom
- sirbed
- …
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
can i join the outcasts?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
sure.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
all right!!!!!!
Validation, whoo hoo
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
4. harensheir15
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
it's my lucky day
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
damn, i'm only #2? I need to work harder at offending you...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You've got to do quite a bit to top that guy in the #1 slot
But you’re pretty far ahead of sirbed.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
5. Flashfire
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
umm, I can't remember but I'm sure it was nothing at ALL like that! ;)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
*looks away*
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You must know it was a joke if you made my list of least liked peeps on AN.
I even made my list!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I don't know about that but dan is the worst. At least he made number one on the list.
It might have something to do with him having just left at the time though.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Someone should make like the cliftonpfiferlee.com but instead
cliftonrandoulphpennington.com
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I had to.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
ok, ok. i am trying to get it.... lets talk it out...
bean taco, bean tacco with a dress, bean burrito with a skirt
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.
srsly.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Beane Burrito!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Optimist LOL
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
gosh, i can't look in the rearview mirror...drop it, drive on.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.
It truly is a Mazzaro world.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
well, get it on sirbed.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.
I put down my deposit for season tix next year 22 game pack.
I want my playoff tix!
Speaking of top 10 lists, I'll post my top 10 greatest rappers of all time.
1.) Rakim
2.) The Notorious B.I.G.
3.) Nas
4.) Jay-Z
5.) 2Pac
6.) Eminem
7.) KRS-One
8.) Andre 3000
9.) Big Daddy Kane
10.) Big L
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
We were talking about music earlier, so I went with that one.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
no Chuck?
I feel pride in and fully agree with your top choice tho, with whom I went to college in the late 1980s at SUNY@Stony Brook.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Elvis was a hero to most...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
E40? Too Short?
Where’s the Oaktown love, SportsMachine?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Neither are even close.
Next up on that list in no order would be Ice Cube, Common, Big Pun, Snoop Dogg and Scarface.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Scarface is awesome
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd put Too Short up there.
And WTF do you know?! You’re fucking 18.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there an email address?
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
chris@christownsendradio.com
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Back from the game
playoff caliber shit, friends. If they win the WC and we sneak thru on Taxas somehow, it IS a playoff preview.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
loaded?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't drinnk Cheesybones
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Smoked?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
sober 4 months kiddo
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
good job.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
We not getting WC
Catching Texas though…………….. (drool)
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
I mean Tampa = wild card, us West
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Tampa Bay would have to win the division if we were to play them in the ALDS.
The team that wins the American League East would get us because we’d have the worst record of all the playoff teams.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
bring on them bombers
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Cliff Pennington is batting .307/.375/.427 in 64 games since June.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions
He rocks even harder now
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
On the road, listened to part of the game, watched the 9th
Dude, righteooous!
Sweet ‘W’
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, SwisherThresher! [said with lisp]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Show us your Youk!!!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
HEY, SUP
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
BBG has the awesome recap up!
Here!
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, that 1-5 road trip sucked.
I thought we were going 3-3 instead of 1-5.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
Target Field = Garbage Land
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm tired of the "if we just didn't go 1-5 on that roadtrip" meme.
If we just scored two more runs in each of our one run losses…
BUT WE DIDN’T
On the other hand: We are where we are. And that’s not bad all things considered.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
Is there anyone who can get through waivers that can play LF that we can get?
But seriously, folks....
Nope.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
beggars can't be choosers which is why they choose garbage
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Carson is worse.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris C---
Carpenter
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
ALSO, Stockton Ports win 13 straight in 13-1 win!
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions
Grant Green kicked major ass.
He’s our number two prospect behind Chris Carter for sure right now. Speaking of Stockton, Ian Krol was called up to go there.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Krol was promoted?
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
Yes.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
They're only halfway to their longest winning streak, set in the 40s
Last of the Ninth - Photography
woo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy likes BBQing apparently
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
And drinking, methinks
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I hear ya
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
At least he just admitted it
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Valentin's son hit two home runs for Puerto Rico in the LLWS today against Germany.
Maybe the A’s will draft him one day.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions
Brett's little sister is tweeting and Brett's advertising her.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions
wtf, Cust ties the game today and 3 calls in, we already have a get rid of Cust guy
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
We love Michael Choice.
Kevin_Goldstein
#Athletics 1st-round pick Michael Choice with 3 H, 3B, HR; hitting .327/.414/.694 in 12 G for Vancouver.
12 minutes ago via TweetDeck
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions
Woo hoo....shout-out to AN!
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions
well to the game,
have to take bart at like 5 so wont be able to make it to the tailgate at all
www.kapayne.tumblr.com
That's too bad :/
Do you know whats been going on over at NN, its been pretty quiet recently, at least thats what it seems like to me
www.kapayne.tumblr.com
I cant make it to the game tomorrow, but what time does the box office open?
Getting tix for sept 3rd
So does anyone know how to get a cat's penis to protude? I'm moving up from pigeons.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
i was about to eat some chips but now ....
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It hurts him to push around there. I'm just putting the drops in the sheath hole every hour and hoping it reaches.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Just that it should go on the tip of the penis. They were closing when I left so I can't reach them by phone until tomorrow.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Wow... again... in a vacuum.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I thought it would work like it does with ducklings.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
But do your plants spoon with you at night? Oh, you've got a girlfriend for that.
But cats also don’t care if you have make up on or not.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
neither do real boys.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I woke up one night to realize Daisy moved into the front spoon position
Weird feeling to look down groggily and realize you’re spooning a cat.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
dude, there's something so so so wrong with you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that surprising I'm still single, is it.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
nope.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
Sad DMOAS is sad.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
me too, buddy. me too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
In a vacuum, this is a little dirty and i'm a little turned on.
In context, I’m a little creeped out about what I was thinking.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I'm creeped out that you were turned on.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
okay, well you only have daughters so I'll forgive you.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I have one that I'm fairly certain is a lesbian.
And she loves to go to town on the other. It’s kind of weird and awkward. Especially when the receiver doesn’t particularly care for it.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
i saw a show where christina hendricks played a lesbian
by OakA'sHoney on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
it was "Without a Tracee", an epsode from 2006 called "Check Your Head"
thank you IMDB
by OakA'sHoney on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, but i do think there is hugging and kissing if that helps
by OakA'sHoney on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
done
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
you carry a fitting eponym
sweeter than honey
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hold Everything!
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don't quite catch the christina hendricks thing. :\
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Who you find attractive is a subjective thing
to each their own… as they say
But seriously, folks....
She looks like julia roberts with fake boobs. :l
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure they're actually real.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
But still, I don't get the facination with giant breasts.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Explain plz.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
you're playing not a sexist pig.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
are you looking to fight, preppie?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
you're cranky again?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
we got cranky thinking about Christina
at least I did
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
then why you getting serious with me, preppie?
You always tell me not to take you serious.
Plus I wasn’t saying anything about you. I was saying that cheese was pretending to not be sexist (aka not liking boobs).
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a double standard
you tease me a hell of a lot more than I tease you but then you whine about it when I do.
But seriously, folks....
sirbed...c'mon...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I've said my peace
and it had been building up for a couple of days….I’m ready to move on as you’re still my favorite guy here.
But seriously, folks....
No, seriously mikey
This is one they need to resolve on their own and the rest of us really need to stay out of it.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
They are.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
email me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys, guys, guys...
Oh look! A squirrel!!! Hehehe
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
c'mere, squirrel!!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll cut both those bitches if they don't hug it out.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That sounds about right.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
It's one of those things that you either have an appreciation for
Or you don’t. Lots of fun things that involve them just like many other fun parts on the human body. But there’s no real “explanation” for any of it.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
k
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
Think of it this way Cheesy. You like a certain subset of Asian women. There’s no real explanation for it. You just do, it’s what appeals to you and it’s not something you’ll ever have to explain or rationalize.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
ok
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, oah, I like em
but not so big! D:
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked small ones when I was your age, Queso.
And for most of my 20s. My horizons have broadened since then and now I like all sizes. I don’t think there was ever a time when I liked big ones exclusively.
Don’t let them bully you. Like whatever you like.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
nobody's bullying him.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Glad to hear.
I just skimmed the subthread quickly.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
um...okay, let's stop talking about animals privates now.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He might die, bloom.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Jesus, I'm kind of ashamed the guy's one of my best friends...
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously!!!
:(
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thanks. all I'm doing is putting antibiotics ons and forcing blended cranberries down his throat. Neither thing
is likely to stop another blockage. But I’m doing it every hour on the hour anyway.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I plan on being up late.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
it this a kitty? b/c that happened to my cat. If it's a male - very dangerous.
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It is, I know.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm still paying off the operation he had to have....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
The one that opens it up? They mentioned that as a possible future solution. But apparently
his prostrate is involved too, so I don’t know.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
yes...he had two major episodes one was like an infection and one was blockage.
They told me to come in immediately and they kept him right then and there at the emergency clinic. He can not use a clumping litter at all…must be the silicon kind. My cat is 12 ish.
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My boy is only 3.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
ah....it might make a difference with the age. they did not mention the prostate to me.
ALthough the vet did tell me (callously) that he would not live more than 18 months b/c of some heart disease. He was a jerk!
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Find a new vet for that kind of BS
You have to have sensitivity in that kind of job.
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he was the guy at the emerg. clinic - not my regular person.
I LOVED the surgeon. she was awesome.
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Even my two experiences with emergency clincs (Rohnert Park)
They were all very sensitive to the situation.
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I've known a couple like that. The only thing that bothered me about this place
is yesterday we ran all these expensive tests and every one was negative. And they were happy and sent me home saying it probably wasn’t anything serious. Meanwhile I have a boy who won’t eat or drink, can’t stand up and sleeps all the time without moving- to the point I’m checking if he’s breathing.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
that sounds like mine....he was very lethargic. I think it's hard to tell and I also think
at certain junctures the tests might not show s/t and a day later they would. My cat was so dehydrated – he was trying to pee all the time anywhere and everywhere.
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Ugh
Bad memories of when my first died. Spent the entire night trying to make her comfortable after she suddenly lost a lot of weight and her liver was failing. Not a fun experience.
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If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
It did show up the next day. I don't blame them for being happy
about the negative tests, it’s just- well why is my cat so sick then?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
ohhhhh....your cat!
I thought you meant Matt would die if he didn’t talk about his cat’s privates…..sorry, honey. I know how important your animals are.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you, Bloomie.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He might die if his penis doesn't come out? D:
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
poor OAH. sorry, just making a leetle joke about a vet thing.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
didn't take eh?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, atti, you might want to...
um, try… rubbing it maybe.
That was so embarrassing to type.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, it's okay. And I would do that if I thought it work, but he's feeling pretty sick, and sore from surgery. I don't guess he's in the mood.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Aw, mkay.
Hope he gets better. :)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Cliff Lee is pitching tomorrow.
Damn.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions
Orioles tagged him for 5 runs earlier this year.
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I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That just makes it more unlikely that they'll touch him again.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Cliff Lee vs Brad Bergesen?
Argh
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Bergesen has been good of late.
We’ll see.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We have to face David Price
And they get Brad Bergesen?
Not fair
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Bob Geren manager of the year?
(Spew)
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
CT is right, though.
He’ll get votes if the A’s finish 84-78 or higher.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
If the A's finish with any sort of winning record...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know about that.
Last year, Bud Black received a few votes for the Padres going 75-87; however, in the American League, 85 wins for Don Wakamatsu was the lowest out of anyone that received a vote.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone sit in section 217 normally?
i’m debating whether or not to order tix online and pay the fee or just wait until tomorrow. all seats should be available tomorrow no?
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I sat close to there the other night...214, I think.
I’d just wait. It’s the Rays.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
i definitely recommend it,
my dad caught his first foul ball there, everyone is really nice, and right behind home plate. it’s where i would get season tickets
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Its a great view.
Highly recommend.
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If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
don't listen to him, whiz. He's a cat spooner.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Excuse me
But the cat spooned me. Yeah, I was the spooner, but she moved into the position, not me.
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BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
sure. and you just happen to want to give me a drive to Livermore....
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude
I just want to get a buddy laid.
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If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
mmmhmm
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It depends upon Holly, I'd imagine.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Bloom needs to come get some bookcases - I thought it was related to that.
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Bloom's irresponsible.
And apparently adept at pissing off preppies.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Up until "preppies"
I thought you were referring to a urinary assault on something.
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If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
nah....they are just chillin in my garage....whenever.
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Definitely
I was in that section for the Perfect Game.
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If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
you weren't there.
Only Pam and Lynn were there. No you.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, and skigirl, of course.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude I was there with my Mom.
Mother’s Day.
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If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
lies.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
There were witnesses!!!
Lynn saw me there.
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If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
surely, she did not.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got back from the River Cats game
Dallas McPherson just lifted a big fly to deep center field to tie the game at 2-2 early.
River Cats fought back in the 7th with a 2 run double from Michael Taylor, then down 5-6.
Wasn’t enough in the end when Iowa took the lead in the 8th. Final 7-6
Bobblehead Election Night, Meg Whitman declared the winner after her bobblehead ran out “first”.
Nice cool night by the river.
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Thanks for the recap
I really need to try and catch a Riverkitties game. Someday soon, hopefully.
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by SwisherThresher on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Penny has only had one month hitting below .750 OPS
That’s pretty excellent for a SS.
The one month was 97 ugly at bats of .473 OPS….but still
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
He's been awesome since June at the plate.
He’s been awesome in the field since April.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this OaklandSi?
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I know. I didn't hear gerry.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, this is a dude?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, gerry! If you're reading this Deb, it did kinda sound like you.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
So I looked at my phone during the River Cats game and the A's had a relatively uneventful Top 9th
Was it as easy as the outs came on the phone?
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Pennington made an awesome diving play for the second out
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Of all people, he threw out Upton.
That made the play more awesome.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
So guys-
Any creative waiver deals you can think of that would improve this team?
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The Dodgers claimed him.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Aramis Ramirez might be an interesting case
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----
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/07/players-who-cleared-waivers.html
# Carlos Beltran, Mets – It’s no surprise that Beltran cleared waivers given his massive salary and poor performance since returning from a knee operation. Beltran, who has a no-trade clause, earns $18.5MM this year and the same amount in 2011.
# Geoff Blum, Astros – The veteran infielder could appeal to teams looking for a utilityman. He has played every infield position in 2010.
# Craig Counsell, Brewers – Like Blum, Counsell is versatile enough to play second, third or short.
# Edwin Encarnacion, Blue Jays – The third baseman has another year of arbitration left, makes a total of $4.75MM this season and has a .305 OBP.
# Brad Hawpe, Rockies – Hawpe has played a few games at first base this year and can also patrol right. His homer total is down, but he’s still a decent hitter.
# Adam LaRoche, Diamondbacks – LaRoche is hitting well this year and has a history of second-half success. The Red Sox, White Sox or Rays could have interest.
# Lyle Overbay, Blue Jays – Overbay hits free agency this winter, but doesn’t project to be a ranked free agent, so if the Blue Jays want to obtain something for him, now is their chance. Overbay has a no-trade clause.
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
I can has Beltran?
Edwin E maybe?
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Hmm
Wouldn’t mind Encarnacion coming off the bench as long as the Jays eat some salary. Hawpe is sort of interesting, although his defense sucks.
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I'm thinking about calling Townsend and keeping it short and sweet.
“I’m just glad that Pennington isn’t Crosby right now.”
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
Do it anyway.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm pretty sure he'd choke me through the phone.
No time to chat with him tonight but I’ll definitely call in pretty soon for shits.
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
creepy good or creepy bad?
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I cant wait for that movie
Aronofsky is an amazing director
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I'm not a movie guy at all, but I cannot wait for that.
I can’t believe you remembered!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's the movie list from my Facebook profile.
Grease, Friday, Tupac: Resurrection, Remember the Titans, Coach Carter, Saving Private Ryan, Four Brothers, Juice, The Departed, The Simpsons Movie, Inception, Space Jam, Get Rich or Die Tryin’, Next Friday, Menace II Society, Gran Torino, Like Mike, Blue Streak, Little Big League, Friday After Next, Fever Pitch, The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon, Major League, The Sandlot, American Pie, Little Giants, Good Burger, Blood Diamond, Home Alone, Meet the Parents, Panther, The Pursuit of Happyness, Miracle, Hardball, The Longest Yard, Love & Basketball, Malibu’s Most Wanted, Glory Road, Cheaper by the Dozen, Rookie of the Year, Mrs. Doubtfire, Through the Fire, Cool Runnings, Gridiron Gang, It Takes Two, Frost/Nixon, The Mummy, Rugrats in Paris: The Movie, Tarzan, High School Musical, Disney Channel Original Movies
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Vanessa Anne Hudgens.
That is all.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Failure.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
alright...
at the time she was in it she was definitely hot, not so much anymore(especially after she butchered the role of mimi in rent)
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It was a fun little movie to see on t.v.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
No Inception?
Might I also recommend-Requiem for a Dream (same director as Black Swan), Sugar (great baseball movie), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation. (both by a genius named Charlie Kauffman),
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It's on there.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and Danny Boyle films-
Sunshine, 28 Days Later, Slumdog Millionaire
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28 days later was not good.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It was very good IMO
A zombie movie done right. I love well-done horror films
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I disagree. But I do like horror films.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It was very British
So some yanks mightn’t appreciate it.
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
It wasn't the Britishness that bothered me.
It was the sound.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
What are some of your favorite horror movies?
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watching the shining at 2 AM is a
bad bad bad idea btw.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Halloween, Aliens, Blair Witch--pretty generic stuff like that.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone here seen Spoorloos?
(The Vanishing)
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does it star Kirk Saarloos?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
ooo, that would make it a much different movie.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a movie, a TV Show, but
did anyone watch “Masters of Horror” (changed to “Fear Itself” when it moved to NBC)? 60 minute episodes, each one a different horror story directed by an accomplished horror movie director. Must see for any horror fans. Made me want to become a screenwriter (which is why I’m majoring in Films)
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left out Trainspotting
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Good good good call
My mistake leaving it off…I knew I was forgetting something haha
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SUNSHINE!
My fave movie, past few years
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by SwisherThresher on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I love John Murphy
His scores are amazing, in my opinion
The Surface Of The Sun
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I'm currently an undergrad at Cal
Going into 2nd year-but after Cal, I think I would want to study film at UCLA probably because I want to go into film production (whereas Berkeley focuses more on film theory)
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sounds really good
are you working on anything right now? you konw, locally?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah not at the moment
I will probably start looking into stuff later this year
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Yeah haven't taken a class on just those
but the last class I took delved into them a bit
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german expressionism is also cool, as is the french new wave
by OakA'sHoney on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
I love early german expressionism-my favorite is probably “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari”
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does marilyn fabe still teach film there?
by OakA'sHoney on Aug 20, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
I actually took an intro class from her last year before I decided to major in Film
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i also loved the avant garde stuff like stan brakhage and maya deren
by OakA'sHoney on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Maya Deren-crazy stuff haha
“Meshes of the Afternoon” is very….unique lol
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love it, esp since it's from the 40's, very forward thinking
you are going to have fun studying film
by OakA'sHoney on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
do/did you study film as well, OAH?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
So there's at least 3 of us?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
cool
would you mind if I hit you up for suggestion for my netflix queue sometime?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
fab thanks
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Cal didn't want me.
(cryyyyyyyyyyyy)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Chicago did want me.
(cry)
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
You should still root for Cal in sports though :)
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Fuck no.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
NONE.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Who are you rooting for?
Stanford?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
NOBODY.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if they didn't want him.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Exactly.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
awesome films, i love love eternal sunshine...
by OakA'sHoney on Aug 20, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
It’s a terrific movie-Charlie Kauffman is such a creative screenwriter
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ooo, Sugar is on my Tivo. I'm starting to lose movies because I'm recording too much.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
too much screaming at game.
But he does have a cold, too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't go changing...to try to please me...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
Emperor LOL
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Buck was excrement? lol
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Bailey didn't look good against the Iowa Cubs in a rehab spot start
.2 IP, 2H, 2ER
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
He was taking the long walk to the clubhouse during the game around the 2nd Inning
(The clubhouses at Raley Field are in the outfield)
Looks like Bailey was taking it easy.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Rehab starts are weird, though.
They work on specific things, not really too worried with results.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
and to think, I used to be number one
but used to be’s don’t count anymore, they just sit on the floor til we sweep them away. Or so Neil and Barbra taught me.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
even with your sexy sore throat voice, ct still prefers marie
by OakA'sHoney on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah I am a croakster
cold is getting better tho
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
get well soon!
cook up some mean tacos for CT
you just gotta get over your cold.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
yay Marie
This one may turn R-rated
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Just type "@townsendradio" and then what you want to say to him.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
unless it's a direct message, the whole world sees it
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's the only way you can send him something unless he's also following you.
Direct messages can only be sent to and from people that follow each other.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Just email him Mikey
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
@townsendradio
I do it on my phone…..I have twitteriffic and follow him so I can message him.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
you may be right,
mike-just put @townsendradio in the beginning of your message and then send the rest
www.kapayne.tumblr.com
Nobody follows me so I think if you follow them it works.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I don't tweet - but thanks!!
it took me a long time to even do Facebook!! And I don’t post there very much! I think it’s BerryJo
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I have returned
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
I loved the BerryJo shout out!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
She was talking about bewbs
We need more calls about them
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
I sent him a few messages during the game. He doesn't always answer so I'm glad he's getting it.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Yay Marie with the cute laugh
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Are we -really- still in it. :l
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions
kinda, not really
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
realistically, no.
but it’s fun to win games. it’s still great for 2011 to get them thinking they can hang with the big boys NOW
Pam liked my old sig better.
It's a pretty badass thing, really.
We just guaranteed a series split with the Rays, arguably the best team in baseball, and we have one of the shittiest offenses in the sport. It’s really, really neat and fun to watch.
Shit yeah this team.
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
This is the kind of stuff I like about this team....the bright spots are very bright!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Our eyes just aren't accustomed to the light.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That's what you're going with. The sunglasses. Okay. :P
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Who's marie?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:46 PM PDT reply actions
hot-sounding A's fan who said CT was a fox last night
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
oh ok.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
if she's coming to the taco tailgate, WTF is she?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
you're married, CT.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
Taco tailgate shoutout!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
are you joining them saucy?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
no, cupsy. I live in BFE apparently. :)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
well, I knew that already
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This Cleveland place sounds awesome
(sarcasm)
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
The Indians have worse attendance than we do.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
incredibly, I don't know how
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw a table a couple of weeks ago
Only 10 teams have improved attendance from 2009, and the A’s are one of them.
I’ll try and find it
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Dang we've gone back into the negative
We were in the positive 2-3 weeks ago
Bummer
http://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/current_attendance.shtml
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Great.... A's can pretend they're at home and sweep the series
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Great win and a fun thread....good luck with your cat, attijah
and thanks for the Christina info, OAH….sleep well everyone….I’m taking a little AN break so see you all later.
But seriously, folks....
come back soon sirbed
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
bye
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Later sirbed!!!
What cuppy said!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
thank you sirbed. I know you're still hurting, hope you get better soon.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
What happened?... if he doesn't mind. :l
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He's still really ill, it was more than just his ear.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oh, aww. :(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
What is this billy beane interview that CT did?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
dugout show
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
pregame show today. nothing special,.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
you laughing at me?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
he always gets super wound up! same schtick every nice.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Angry caller is angry
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Jesse needs some tranquilizers.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
and some bread to soak up the alkie
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't miss Saeed did I?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
caller angry!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Jesse fucking sucks.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT reply actions
He always starts off calm....then builds...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
I think CT is locking his doors right now
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
RRRARRRRWWWWW!
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
I'm laughing now.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions
HAHHAHAHA!
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
oh darn
slippery butterfingers
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF
RADIO SHOW ASPLODE
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
That guy just crossed a fucking line. What a fuck.
Assho
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, got an "asshole" out but was cut off.
It was pretty ridiculous. Hilarious, but ridiculous.
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
CT just said that online it came through, but on the radio it didn't.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Jesse went off his gourd
That was weird
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
CT mad!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions
CT angry now!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
What happened with the swearing? Please someone tell me. I just got here.
Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions
you can say asshole here, Jo.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Are we going to see a Jesse on AN soon?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Bottom line.
Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
no, IIRC, he got banned even quicker here.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn son, that's hot.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I know.....I only swear at work and in the car!!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Why? Did he get far enough into the thought to explain himself?
Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Typical LOL OUR MANAGEMENT SUX
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
How the hell does a guy watch a game like the one the A's played tonight
and somehow get mad about it?
Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL OUR MANAGEMENT SUX
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
LESS ATTENDANCE LOLOL
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
BOB GEREN BEST MAN
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
AND THIS GUY IS CLAIMED, AND THIS GUY IS CLAIMED
YOU’RE GOOD ENOUGH SAN DIEGO
JSHDFHQ;LFQBWQWJFBQWJLBDFQKJLBWDLQBNWDKLNQWKDN
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
He went totally Cornholio on crack
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
I'm glad I'm not that guy.
The A’s played like a hell of a baseball team tonight, and they did it against a damn good squad. What a sad existence to be an A’s fan who can’t just enjoy that performance.
Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
we also got lucky
But it was a great victory nonetheless
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
you're implying that other teams don't get lucky.
stop trying to drag it down with technicalities.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
The eighth inning was great baseball.
Cust drawing the key leadoff walk (like my dad always says, the leadoff walk will kill you every time), Kouz with the clutch double (don’t care what the scorer says), Rajai getting it done by putting the ball deep in the air, Pennington digging it out to first on a routine grounder…we deserved that win.
Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
definitely had our share of bad ass luck
So the baseball Gods owed us
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm ready for some of that luck to come back to us right about now.
I still don’t believe the Rangers are anything to write home about. We can take ’em.
Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
They also got lucky in the first
Part of the game.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
tampa is a team that is very in it to win it
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Beane Burrito!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
some caller went ballistic and laid down an "asshole" on their air
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I love CT!
He speaks the truth and gives people a shot!
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
did anyone hear what Jesse said?
the uncensored version online? That was the ugliest moment of the whole season on the postgame, ouch.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions
he just called BB an assnhole. That's it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that was bad
I think that guy is seriously either drunk or tripped out
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
when you said to CT
“It rubs the lotion on it’s skin”
That was pretty bad too
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
?
wha?
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
He got out an "asshole" but then he was cut off.
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't on firefox, miek.
It tells you to download microsoft silverlight on firefox.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Firefox, IE tab.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm on firefox - you have to have silverlight player
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Good night everybody!
Great win tonight
Frank Cohen
TeamTICKERmlb.com
Your Effortless Baseball Connection
Wow!
I’m totally psyched! We beat hell boy. I’m going to try and watch some of the game now before going to bed.
it was a great game!
are you there tomorrow?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Unfortunately not
my ticket is for Sunday’s game.
by sf drift king on Aug 21, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
ah well....have a good time...great pitching match up!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Mine as well. Better bring a broom.
Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only one who doesn't miss Sweeney?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
I miss saying swingles.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
SWINGLES!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
omg called how could i have missed that
by bayarearep94 on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
came through on the internet, they cut him quickly on the radio i guess...
guy progressively got more heated then just went off on CT and BB
by A'sBowlingLeague on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I thought he was saying something about CT too but I didn't catch it
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Sweeney?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
CHOO CHOO
dude everyone fucking wants him.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
They want him for the train jokes.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
green
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
a healthy Jackson
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
CHRIS C---
Carpenter…
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
He is pitching tonight.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I like him
but I don’t miss him. He’s easily replacable.
by sf drift king on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
no.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
We aren't mathematically out and until we are I never give up all hope.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
We have spirit- we can be the AN cheer squad!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
We giot spirit, yes we do! We got spirit, how bout you?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
8th grade FTW
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
If we do a pyramid where do you see yourself?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[sigh] bottom
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't be apart of the pyramid.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
why not?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Have we met?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
because of your back and all that?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep
And I may be having a relapse with my shoulder.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
sad panda.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
No
The correct answer was “How do you fuck??!!!” but yeah, it sucks.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I already know the answer to that.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
That sounds like something Queso would ask us.
And we’d all say, “Don’t worry. You’ll figure it out.”
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
How do you fuck?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh right.
You missed it. I’d think a few people around here would catch the reference. Bloomy for sure.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Aww. (I can't say anything else without it sounding dirty)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
go ahead.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
this.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't have a cheerleading outfit
But I do have a school girl uniform
Just need to add pigtails and pom poms
booyah
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I never got into the school girl uniform thing
Nor cheerleader either. French maid is OK, but not that great.
It’s not that I don’t love costumery — I do — but many of the traditional fetishes aren’t mine.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
No.
I haven’t seen anyone here.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
this.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
It's the second sentence that doesn't work for me.
A schoolgirl outfit does not make a hot girl more hot.
I do like the cat suit costume, though. Meow!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
the schoolgirl outfit doesn't have to
but it’s a short skirt. short skirts are good.
Pam liked my old sig better.
plus the leggings. Don't forget the leggings...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
did you like Britney back in the day?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
she rocked the schoolgirl outfit pretty good
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
jennifer love hewitt?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
yum
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
yes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Then she tried to go sexy and fucked it all up
And then went psycho.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
yeah, well, my cutoff point was
when she started fucking that scumbag.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
timberlake?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, kfed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
timberlake's cool.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
She might have been my first crush.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I do like short skirts.
And leggings can be nice.
I just don’t get the whole pigtails and “giggle, giggle! Look at me! I’m 15 years old!” thing.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Yeah, I don’t giggle
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
so, um.. what do you do then?
actually no… don’t answer that.
or answer. either way.
Pam liked my old sig better.
Edgy school girl type.
MY GOD.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually like real high school girls
much better. I mean, not that I’d do anything with one, but an actual teen being her real confused and contradictory self is so much more interesting than an adult pretending to be a teen.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
PAEDO.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I love all girls of all ages.
And I love each of them age-appropriately.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
J/K
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
No
You’ve got to do sultry in the school girl outfit, NOT childy. The seductiveness makes it work, not a “I’m banging an underage twit” thing.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I like sultry. I like short skirts.
My vision of sultry and short skirt does not included plaid skirt, pigtails or white socks.
(It does, however, include fishnet stockings. Mmm, fishnet!)
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'm with sirbed here.
But I am not talking to him.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
boo.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
not sirbed.
I love sirbed. I meant iglew.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
yay. wait, you don't love iglew? boo.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I love iglew, but I am mad at him right now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh. I want to live in his garage because I think I would love
Washington so I remain on good terms with him.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
...
Athletics Nation: Living in each other’s garages
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
hey, I live in someone's garage!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
imagine that!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
With a name like Leopold!
Whoda thunk it.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
It's a shame his name isn't Smucker's.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Green
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
then he'd have to be good
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I know you're hot to see it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
It's true. I'm really into rakes and hoes.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I have a leaf blower.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
How much of Chickie's stuff should
we expect to see on Craigslist? And will there be any good deals?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
specal 15% off for AN members.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Rakes are into hoes.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I know words too. :P
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I only have a carport.
You wouldn’t like me, though. I’m not into pets.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Then I'm mad at you too.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
not all of us have prissy-looking pigeons
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Woooh
She’s going to be mad at you too.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
He just knows he could never get a fancy
pigeon like Jada.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
yeah my cats would love it
And I would have a mess to clean up
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I am blocking your posts in my mind now.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
no saucy, come back to me!
Good pigeons!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, but I'm holding a grudge now.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[ahem]
that’s not a grudge.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
oh my.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hhhaave you met my friend Bloomy?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
lol
oh look, petco gift cards
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
ooo where?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
on my desk
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
that's not playing fair, cup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel taken advantage of
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I feel seriously CBed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Ya got bucknor'd.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
[sigh]
[watches ball roll between legs]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I prefer them to let them swing
Lightly sway from side to side.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Jealous much?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
My mom is turning into
crazy cat lady. It’s kind of turned me off of the pet thing.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
You should hate your mom instead of the cats.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I don't HATE cats.
I love cats. Other people’s cats. I just don’t want one in my house.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Taxidermy cat?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
oh crap - now she's gonna be mad at YOU too!!
;-)
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Don't be mad please, I'm just joking.
:(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Not me!! but it's good you said that.
I think Attijah knows you were…..so was I!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I just like to make sure that nobody leaves angry.
It’s why I’m a 6 LOL
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Heh
You are such a mini-me it’s not even funny.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
It's funny that you confused me with Sirbed.
But why are we not talking? I must have missed it.
Hey, someone. Why isn’t Bloomie talking to me?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Wait, Sirbed is into the schoolgirl look?
But he’s a teacher!!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
dun dun DUN
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
what else besides the fishnets?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I like pretty much any patterned stocking.
Or plain, too. Stockings rock.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Definitely.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
oh, no wait. I'm with iglew here, not sirbed.
and I’m mad at iglew, not sirbed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I was wondering...
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I prefer the pony tail over the pigtail
Don’t need the plaid skirt. I think my “school girl” version crosses well with the librarian look with the bun and the pencil in the hair. Same sort of attitude, but the school girl has a more youthful dress.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Librarian can work.
One of my complaints about the Music Man movie is they didn’t play the library scene sexy enough.
I want to do that role some time and make it smolder. There’s so much subtext about Marian that the movie totally glossed over.
It’s such a shame, because it’s a double-redemption story and that gets lost if Marian is a good girl.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
When you think of the school girl
Mix it up a bit with the librarian. Especially on the attitude part, because ultimately on these costumes, it’s that smolderingness that makes any of them work.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I dated a woman once who was described as porno librarian.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
and why didn't you keep her?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I have an ex who is a librarian.
Well, a sort of ex. But part of the reason it didn’t work out is because I was not hot for her.
It was one of those things where we were really really close friends, so it seemed like we should try to be a couple. But then it didn’t really click.
But we hung out together all the time and did everything together for about a year. Everyone just assumed we were a couple even when we weren’t. Then later we sort of were, but also kind of not.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
See but that's not something the putative girl could just wear outside
The schoolgirl outfit, yes. That makes it sexier.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Disagree
Not every school girl outfit and not every woman, but yes, they can accentuate a woman’s features into increased hotness in the right combination.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Huh, OK.
If it floats y’all’s boats, I’m all for it. And if some day the right woman in the right costume makes me see the light, that would be great.
But so far it’s just not my thing.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I haven't.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
ST is a girl??
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Stop teasing.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Um, can I maybe see?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, next spring.
Book it. I’ll be there.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll be the ugly guy in sect. 209.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
a pretty one, yes.
Plus she’s ALL ABOUT SPORTS! It’s teh awesome.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Ooooh SwisherThresher
I was sooooo thinking you were referring to ST
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
OH!
me too
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
um, no.
He’s from San Jose. And seems to have a stake in the stadium land.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Right, but if you start throwing down ST
That’s who we’re going to think of.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Thresh is a better shorthand for her.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
good call!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I try not to.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I remember noticing in one of
Optimist Prime’s stories that he was clearly smitten.
I thought that was cute.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
In particular, he seems smitten by her ass.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I pack much back
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
not really. But it is shapely.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
It's the tightness that appeals to me
Not the size which is nicely small.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Enh.
Not as small as Jamie Kotsay, I hope.
[neglects to renew fan club membership]
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I think a Jamie and Jaymee duo would
just make me die.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
And Kara
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
dsoijgnpaojsg;ibjsh;dlgnlvbkasfjgklsndfljk
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you broke Cheesy!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
consider me broken.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Jaymee is a super cutie pie
but I just can’t take her seriously as a real woman.
I want to play with her like a little toy and say, “Oh, aren’t you the most adorable thing?” But no ungh.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
That's when she's in her business woman getup.
When’s she’s in a dress she’s just HNGGG.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
HNGGG?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
ungh x2
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
OK, now I'm sold.
Based on this testimony, I’m ready to join the Thresh fan club.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Pic... :(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
-1
Pics are for porn, not real people.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Hey, you people are like the worst
influences ever.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
True.
But there are some good ones, like you, Berry. :D
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Mike's an angel.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Ever heard of Saint Michael?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
That's your papi.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude
In ten years you’ll come to realize we were the best influences you could have ever had.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
that'll be after rehab, though.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Youk.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
excuse me for a moment.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I read that as
“porn poms”
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
they kinda are.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
except I am sooooo not the cheerleader type!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
i like you
in spite because of that
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
You all can cheer for the A's!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
oh that I do - just not organized cheering!!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Berrt Jo's a rogue cheerleader.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
(sigh) Berry Jo's a rogue cheerleader.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
No that's cool.
Bert Jo can be the rogue alter ego.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
what about Bert Jo?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
especially since
we still have to play them 6 more times.
by sf drift king on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
We are if Boston is.
Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Boston is way more fucked than we are
Without Youk they are shit
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Wiithout SwisherThresher, Youk is totally uninteresting.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
she gives good Youk pose.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
If you saw it, I can assure you, you'd more than like it.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
yes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
batting stance
in high heels
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I need to see that again soon.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
i need to see that soon
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Can't. Working.
Missed the schedule change deadline by a day. Stuck with the Saturday evening shift. :(
But I have tentative plans to be there Sunday afternoon for the ‘fiesta!’ Should be a good time to Youk. I hope to see some of you there!
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
hmmmm
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
They have two teams they can hope to faulter in from them
We only have one.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
And the team in front of us actually will.
Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
and the one in front of us tends to slow down in teh summer heat
while TB and those other assholes ahead of Boston are both pretty fucking good
Pam liked my old sig better.
and they have like 1 good starter lol
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
sure seems that way
players all seem to be scoreboard-watching
that’s a good sign
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
They're playing like they can win the pennant.
That means a hell of a lot to me.
Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
hear hear
ps I thought about naming me Napolean crossing the St. Bernard
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
if we are
we’re playing the role of the tortoise.
by sf drift king on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh wow, the guy who broke up Galarraga's perfect game
is the son of someone who worked with my mom.
Oh wooow.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT reply actions
today or before?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
the first one, the 28 out perfect game.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
could be gigs. could be jennifer. could be LibrariAN.....
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think the former two are married
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
not yet, no.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
and his name's not Lou. Unless Wes changed his name.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
is gigs engaged?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
yes!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
did not know that?
She seems like a sweetheart from what you guys have said about her, so I am not surprised
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
she is. Wes is a really nice guy, too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
she's hot.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Wes doesn't do it for me like you do, but I see your point.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
if anyone else did it for you like I do I would get jealous.
I have a jealousy thing sometimes. I’m not proud of it but I am what I am.
Pam liked my old sig better.
that's good. You shouldn't misrepresent yourself just to get laid.
Because that’s wrong, Mike. So so wrong.
And we wouldn’t want to be manipulative now, would we?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
[sigh]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm griping, Mikey. Just being a whiny little bitch.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm a 5 and my ex-wife is a 7.
Our marriage counselor said that’s a good pairing.
Liar.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Sorry buddy.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
{{{Leopold Bloom}}}
In case you need a fancy hug.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
why thank you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe someone can send you an intriguing email tonight...
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
You guys are sharing my emails, aren't you?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
nope.
wouldn’t. Neither would he.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually no
Against our rules. Talk about it, sure. But never any of the finer details.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
This conversation sounds vaguly familiar...
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
whoa, wait
Gigs & Wes7?
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
How did I not know this!
How fANtastic
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Gotta go guys
Let me know if he reads my email
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Time for a new pot of coffee! Yay!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I like you more now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I've got penis duties, ya know.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[sigh]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I don't know why I'm so embarrased reading this.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't mean to embarrass you, Cheezit, but when you've been around animals as long as I have, vetted them, etc.
It’s just part of their care. Various body parts, treatments are no big whup.
Also, everybody poops.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oh, I didn't mean anything by you.
I mean I just get flush faced when I read people talking about sex organs in great detail. esp. if it’s a woman.
D:
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Still kind of hot out of context...
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
(reply fail)
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Gigs?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
okay.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
CT, about his wife: “unless they’re in US Weekly, she doesn’t care”
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
OK, so the HR Derby is being replayed.
How the HELL does Corey Hart generate any power at all with his hands so damn low?!?!?
Pam liked my old sig better.
All in the gut, mike.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
tattoo power
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
it's amazing. hardly any stride, hands are low, he doesnt' really shift his weight a lot
but he’s got a really fast bat and looks like he gets a TON of rotational force.
Pam liked my old sig better.
Mike, it's all in the gut.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
damn just missed it
But yeah, he’s definitely not a prototypical power hitter by stance, build… or really anything.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
All in the gut.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
all his HRs are from the gut.
who cares about what he does and how he does it. he does it. >:l
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
geek
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
bot
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
borg
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Cy.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
bjorn
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Alright everyone. Heading out. Stayed up way too long, haha.
Have a good one and enjoy the tailgate for me tomorrow! Work sucks sometimes.
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
nite, Boonee!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I want what Luke has, please.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions
SportsMachine?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
RRS!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
HOLY SHIT THIS KID IS TALKING ABOUT ETHIER
LOL
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT reply actions
I'm out for the night.
Fuckin’ go A’s.
Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions
No I'm younger than you.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
18.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
nvm I'm older.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
abdominal strain
season ending surgery i hear
consult on Sunday in Philly
but yeah, probably surgery
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Quick skim through 600+ comments
Lots of radio talk and no Pam. Why am I here?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I have Spanish Class Girl updates.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
NOC.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
tell us
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Ooh, do tell!
(Unless it includes kissing, in which case DON’T tell.)
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I lied.
I haven’t talked to her in over two weeks.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Tee heee.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
don't know. Go IM her.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks!
Anything besides Jack London Square my 11 year old daughter and I oldn’t miss? On Oakland?
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." -Jessica Rabbit
by A'sfansince1970 on Aug 21, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
huh.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
RRS making a new account doesn't work, I tried.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
That's not funny!
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, it is.
I am laughing.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Laugh harder.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not funny anymore.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
“You’re all like big fat failure turtles.” – Edge
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Congratulations.
You found my signature!
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Edge
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
He's awesome.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
big fat failure turtle
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you calling me that?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I see.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Sofa.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
small group of AN peeps will be in Sect 127 Row 31 Seats 2 - 11ish.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Back from the game and post-game drinking.
I want to see the highlight reel of Penny & Barton plays at the end of this season, goddamn. Between Cliff’s range and Barton’s splits, it’s just a whole lot o’ awesome out there.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
woot!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Wb kaighlee.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
That sounds like Kaleigh.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Shut up I'm trying to enunciate.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Talking to yourself, now that's desperate.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you calling Don desperate?
As they say, “Them fighting words!”
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I could break you.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Nigga, please.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
no. Not that RRS. EVER.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Reported.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't you mean flagged?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't fucking care.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone is sensitive.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
you guys chill out.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone needs to go to bed.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
You're the one acting like a jackass.
Maybe you need some sleep.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
GUYS STOP NOW
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Started out as a joke, you're the one who had to get serious.
It’s not my complex.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't get serious.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Two someones from the sound of it
Guys, cool it. Now.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Unlike most here, R-Star, I think that
should be no big deal. Nevertheless, the community is adamant that it is a big deal. So don’t go there.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
and Evil Don will kill you. And turn your corpse into a decorative floor lamp.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Cool.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
HI!!
Yes, agreed.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
With all those splits, he might not be packed in that hot corner.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Ew night.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Beane said I'll be a very good major league hitter. :D
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions
On what video game did you create yourself?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Was that a goat?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT reply actions
dude there was vendor tonight
that looked EXACTLY like you, Bryan and Ralph and I were like, whoa Queso is really working at the stadium and just never told us.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
you guys went to the game?
Wher’ed you sit?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
108/29
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
oooo, good seats.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Who's Bryan and Ralph?
And yeah that was me, hahahaha. Wondered why I wasn’t in the game thread?
Didn’t get here until my shift was after the 6th inning.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean this guy was THE SPITTING IMAGE of you
it was amazing
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe the face, he's probably better off in some places.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
3.8
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Centimeters is a much more flattering angle.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
don't sweat it cheesy person
as long as that thing works, it’s a blessing.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
plus he'll be making fat stacks from his consessions job...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Ralph = will cut somebody
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
he will cut a bitch.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
All right stomer's dance partners ...
everyone going to tacogate drink an extra one for me
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
stomper's dance partners?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
si si
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
night night...will you tailgate with us sometime?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
si si
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
We gonna keep talking?
This thread’s getting kinda full. Should I open another?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
I think I will keep talking.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll be gone in a minute or two...
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
IN A MIN OR
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
You should leave now.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Why are you so bitter?
It’s over, done, get past it.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Bitter?
About?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Guys. Stop. Please.
If you want to have this out, do it away from the site.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
He started it.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
It honestly doesn't matter.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Ok I'm sorry papi.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
so you can be the bigger person and stop it.....ignore and do not rise to the bait.
it doesn’t matter who started….you can end.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I should really get some shuteye
g’nite party people
GO A’S!!
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
night Swish!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I got to go too - got some stuff to do tomorrow b4 the game.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
night Jo1
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Nite Berry Berry. :)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
good night very Berry.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
night.....hope your kitty will be doing better very soon!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Thanks, you're so kind, Berry Jo. :)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Can we please trade for Luis Durango
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Z-lfqTKc&feature=playerembedded
i love this guy
www.kapayne.tumblr.com
i'm goin to sleep too.
nite.
yes the fact that Thresh and I are both going to bed at the same time is a COMPLETE coincidence.
Pam liked my old sig better.
night mikey!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
nite, angel.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
you're just following her ass
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
RRS-
have you heard the power remix, it has jay-z in it and sounds pretty sick
www.kapayne.tumblr.com
I don't listen to new music.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
night whiz.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe I'm going to be in Oakland tomorrow but not
at the game.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Why are you in Oakland but not at the game?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Sis' move in day at Mills.
I’m part of the whole-day-long bon voyage committee.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
whoa! WBC's is going to Mills? Very cool!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure I said that long long ago.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
You did.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
well, I have a memory like a sieve, so...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
My grandma used to always say "I've got a head like a sieve". She also used to slap her hand against her head and say "Boing!" if she forgot something.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Your grandma sounds like she was someone's BFF
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
She was great. She was a scientist on Plum Island.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Mills Girls = hot
I have pleasant memories in Mills dorms.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Please, don't.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude.
Memories = in the past
With a person who is now married with two kids and old enough to be your mother. NOT your sister.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Says the guy who likes real high school girls.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I befriend them in age-appropriate ways.
My teenage friends love me. They smile and flirt with me while knowing that I’m not trying to get in their pants.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
That's still a little sick...
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Ok then.
You had best heed those words.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey DMOAS,
Why is Bloomie not speaking to me.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
he's a moody prick who believes in conspiracy theories.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
We're conspiring to drink you, bloom.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
And I'm not?
I blame Roosevelt and Churchill for the Lusitania and for Pearl Harbor.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
No... Bloomy is definitely NOT speaking to you.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
H-Rod got his first ML win.
LOL
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
That's not funny.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Celebratory?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, sure.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm back
Did I miss much? hehehe
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
Maybe.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
OH FUCK.
I’ll make a new thread. hold on.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Green
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I love Grant.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Money money money money.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
If we make a list of top 10 EX-presidents,
Grant makes my list.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
lol
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 21, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Bloomie isn't speaking to me,
and I can’t figure out why. (Um, not that I care….)
Queso is calling me a pedophile, and DMOAS is backing him up.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Don't say anything to Queso.
You might get flagged.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude.
No.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
Missed some drama I see
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 21, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
A new thread is opening up and this is a CT thread.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
A CT thread is not an acceptable place to have a pissing match.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
The thread is over.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
you two are acting like teenagers!
oh….wait….
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit, how come you just can't let it go?
It was a joke in the first place.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't even know what you're talking about.
And I can’t let it go because you claimed I was bitter about something and you didn’t say what.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
After I said Flagged, you just went off on me.
I’m sure some people would have been offended at what you said, just heed that.
Why are you getting angry for pointing out that you may have said something that wasn’t in good taste, even if it was just in jest?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Ha.
I didn’t go off on you.
If anyone is angry, it’s you. You’ve had it out for me since day one.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
...Huh?
Dude if I’ve been pointing the shotgun at you, I seriously would have noticed.
I don’t care enough about the trivial things you do, and you’re just as trite at me as I may have been with you.
You’re just acting paranoid.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
If you didn't care enough about 'em, you wouldn't have been all over me about 'em.
I’m not paranoid.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not that I cared about what you did.
It’s that I cared about what someone would think about this site as a whole if they saw what you had said.
Could we just drop this? It’s trivial at best now.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Was it something that was posted in the CT thread?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not gonna say it but CTRL + F a certain racial slur here.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
That wasn't a slur, but okay.
It’s a CT thread, so whatever.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
What you think of it isn't
what everyone else thinks of that.
And just because it’s an off-topic thread doesn’t give you the clearance to make comments like that.
That’s like saying just because you’re a cop, you can kill anyone you want without consequence? Not at all.
That’s all I’m saying.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions
You're comparing killing to something that isn't a racial slur.
No one came out and said, “I’m offended!”
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions
A) it was a racial slur
B) you were explicitly told not to use it
C) someone’s offense to the word here is relevant
D) this isn’t a “free” zone, it’s just a loose zone
E) you’ve been REPEATEDLY told to STOP and you haven’t.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
You grew up in a different time period so that's why you think it's a racial slur.
When was I told not to use it? After I said it?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
RRS, when have you EVER seen anyone use that phrase here?
Ever?
Come the fuck on, man.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Considering the ages, I am not surprised.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I'm not asking any longer.
I’m telling you, as a mod, stop right now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
YOU'RE LIKE A CLINGY GIRLFRIEND.
YOU SAY YOU’RE DONE WITH IT BUT YOU BRING IT UP REPEATEDLY TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
What did I say I was done with?
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
guys....c'mon.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
It's like DFA and LCJ!
But, you know, those two eventually worked through it, so let’s see how it plays.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
how it's gonna play is one or both of them will get banned
for not listening to their peers and the mods when they’ve repeatedly asked/told/pleaded/demanded that they cease and desist.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions
And for distrupting an entire thread with this BS.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
I don't even know what they're arguing about.
Is this because of the N word?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
it's because they'
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
it's because they're both 18 and have way too much testosterone.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Started that way
Then RSS wouldn’t let it drop and basically keeps bring it up and trying to bait Cheesy into it over and over again.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
AND Cheese won't walk the fuck away.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry Bloom.
It’s just tough.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah, OK.
To RRS: You don’t have to agree with the rule to respect it. I too think it’s silly that people get bent out of shape over the N word, whether or not used as gangsta talk. But people do, so just don’t do it.
To both RRS and EQC: Just stop. If the other one brings it up, don’t answer. Even if the other one is being annoying and wrong, still don’t answer him.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
It's an analogy, not necessarily 100% accurate.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh.
Okay.
"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm just concerned. Oakland's a scary place sometimes.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously.
Don’t be afraid. I take care of people, I don’t hurt them.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I followed this entire game on my mom's phone when I was at dinner.
Which is how I watch every game.
I wish Phoenix TV played the A’s. We’re at least more significant than the Diamondbacks.
Anyway, this game made me extremely ahppy that I made Vin my new favorite.
And, we need the damn baseball package. Dear Jesus. I miss so much.

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