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CT Thread 8/20

This, if you're Tampa Bay.

Have fun, boys and girls.

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Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, this is interesting.

There are two CT threads.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

.
What a huge win for the A’s!!! Call into A’s talk at 888-979-4627.

http://twitter.com/townsendradio/status/21725384578

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Aug 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

which thread to choose???

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

Bloom is deleting the other.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't really make one a complainy thread. Or can we?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure! My first complaint is that I already deleted it.

The end.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I tried to post in it so I could say I posted in it and AN wouldn't let me.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

bastards!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for putting up your CT thread as well, Bloom

he didn’t live long but he lived proud

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

All threads die, sirbed. Not all threads truly live.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

[resumes lotus position]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please, you can't do a lotus position

I can though!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever. Dick.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn't happen!!!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have to realize that at some point

I’m probably gonna say fuck it and just post pictures of my junk.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I’m a little surprised you haven’t. But don’t think I won’t show you that picture you want to see only for it be mine.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Live Thread or Die

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was good of you, ff!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good chap!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

These pretzels are making me thirsty?

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay here guys. Imma get rid of the other CT Thread.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I have my goggles on.

It could get messy.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooo

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's dead.

Ma thread est morte.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can I listen to this show online?

I have tried two links so far and they don’t like me.

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

xtra860

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's xtra860am now- they changed it. (but I understand why you would not know that)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh. google is how I found the am addy and got around the 403.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just go to the KTRB website.

They don’t go to the live feed until the postgame show is over.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Open in IE or IE tab

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OMG thank you

Firefox didn’t work, I didn’t even think of using IE

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dō itashi mashite

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

that link works on firefox, but I am getting a 403 Forbidden link on my normal one.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

add am to the address

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was getting forbidden 403, but I was thinking it was because non-USA might be blocked

I was incorrect

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, it's the 860 website.

It won’t come on for a bit longer probably…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawford?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toast?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rye?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yummy.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Masters?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

jelly?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

captain?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morgan?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freeman?

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Antonio?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

banderas?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bandannas?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terry?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gilliam?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

freeman?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morrison?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Van?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilder?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gene?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upshaw?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clayton?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gene?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Al?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davis?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mathai?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Cool?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said

“Raj” cuz of Rajai and I knew Raj was your name. I bet on my humor, and, like in Vegas, leave nekked, and penniless.

by Kallus on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lonn?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beane?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

vanilla?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bean?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Town?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrito?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burt Rito?

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stephen Strasburg is pitching tomorrow.

I just thought y’all should know.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He suxxxxxxxxxx

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So um...how come not everyone is willing to put up CT threads?

They’re kind of the most popular thing on AN

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

it's...an issue for some people, I guess.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well whatever...I'm getting tired of people looking down on CT threads

No one will get flagged in here unlike other front page posts.

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen, preppie. Amen.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

people look down on them? Oh you mean some of the hardcore stat people, right?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

even regular people look down on them? I feel so lowly.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lowly, us?

how can this be?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, there are some people across the board who do,.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck em.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should begin a series of Column on AN named

The View From Up Above

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

If only I liked writing “deadlines.”

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Aug 20, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opening line from your first:

“I hate deadlines, so these will come whenever the fuck I feel like it. That’s right, I’m doing this shit on my time, not yours, so deal with it. Okay. To begin…”

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I like it.

I kind of do that anyway with the totally random photo posts.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't read the usual formal invitation of congeniality....

I have, of course, joined ‘you’ in the CT thread.

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.

by ak_A on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi ak!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

leo!

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.

by ak_A on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey...Don't put 'me' in quotation marks!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

"us"

Us With People!

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.

by ak_A on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

mike

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.

by ak_A on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi mikey!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

{wave}

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHo is this douche and why isnt CT on yet?

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

takes a while....the when you least expect it....he's on.

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.

by ak_A on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only have people talking about golf

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta wait for the recap to be done.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the urge to go to 43stamps.com....

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

i enjoy being sucked

in

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buckle up CTers- it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top 10 reasons why Clifton Pennington is my hero.

1. DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE
2. He can get HITZ.
3. So so speedy!
4. He’s kind of adorable.
5. Wears high socks on occasion!
6. Has a very nickname-able name.
7. Fulfills team quota for “scrappiness” and “grit.”
8. He is our very very own and nobody else’s and has been forever and ever.
9. He’s not Bobby Crosby.
10. The man. The myth. The legend. Clifton.

by whiteshoes40 on Aug 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

nice, shoes!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

wanna, fuck?

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little gassy. Later?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure. you're cute. I'm free.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehehe

sure. you’re cute. I’m free.

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bottoms up.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Cheesy, he's a top)

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume that means he's the one revving the motor?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might let mikey fuck me. He is cute.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could probaly use a pick me up fuck too

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what, that's a fuck up?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say what?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey waitasec

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOooh you mike

Sorry, I was thinking of Chickie. It would have been a better joke for Chickie. “Daddy pick me up!”

Though, come to think of it, yeah, I could totally see Bloomy willing to be your bottom a lot more than him being Chickie’s bottom.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then maybe Bloomy & I need to drive down to Livermore on Sunday so you can collect from him

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually this Sunday is my anniversary

so I may get a pick me up fuck after all.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

Happy Ani!!!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TY

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems worth it now, but it's not.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Matt either wants to watch or join in.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

I just figured you’d want to lay down on your stomach on the way home and I was just being a buddy by being willing to do the driving.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though, if I'm there

I think I kinda wanna watch.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

how convenient....

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really fucking need an animated gif of

the little circle guy rolling his eyes inconspicuously with his hands behind his back. Having him rock back and forth on his feet would fit the image too. Maybe even a whistle.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with Shoes.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

get to work!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did one the last time I was in a CT thread- and you made the list!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay!!!
  1. Dmoas
  2. Leopold Bloom
  3. sirbed

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

can i join the outcasts?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

all right!!!!!!

Validation, whoo hoo

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

4. harensheir15

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's my lucky day

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, i'm only #2? I need to work harder at offending you...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've got to do quite a bit to top that guy in the #1 slot

But you’re pretty far ahead of sirbed.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

5. Flashfire

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm, I can't remember but I'm sure it was nothing at ALL like that! ;)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

*looks away*

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must know it was a joke if you made my list of least liked peeps on AN.

I even made my list!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that but dan is the worst. At least he made number one on the list.

It might have something to do with him having just left at the time though.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should make like the cliftonpfiferlee.com but instead

cliftonrandoulphpennington.com

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I had to.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, ok. i am trying to get it.... lets talk it out...

bean taco, bean tacco with a dress, bean burrito with a skirt

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.

by ak_A on Aug 20, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beane Burrito!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optimist LOL

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

gosh, i can't look in the rearview mirror...drop it, drive on.

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.

by ak_A on Aug 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It truly is a Mazzaro world.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, get it on sirbed.

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.

by ak_A on Aug 20, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of top 10 lists, I'll post my top 10 greatest rappers of all time.

1.) Rakim
2.) The Notorious B.I.G.
3.) Nas
4.) Jay-Z
5.) 2Pac
6.) Eminem
7.) KRS-One
8.) Andre 3000
9.) Big Daddy Kane
10.) Big L

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

no Chuck?

I feel pride in and fully agree with your top choice tho, with whom I went to college in the late 1980s at SUNY@Stony Brook.

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elvis was a hero to most...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Chali 2na

from J5?

Frank Cohen
TeamTICKERmlb.com
Your Effortless Baseball Connection

by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

E40? Too Short?

Where’s the Oaktown love, SportsMachine?!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither are even close.

Next up on that list in no order would be Ice Cube, Common, Big Pun, Snoop Dogg and Scarface.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scarface is awesome

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd put Too Short up there.

And WTF do you know?! You’re fucking 18.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there an email address?

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

chris@christownsendradio.com

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back from the game

playoff caliber shit, friends. If they win the WC and we sneak thru on Taxas somehow, it IS a playoff preview.

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

loaded?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't drinnk Cheesybones

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smoked?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

sober 4 months kiddo

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go EN!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

good job.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We not getting WC

Catching Texas though…………….. (drool)

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean Tampa = wild card, us West

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tampa Bay would have to win the division if we were to play them in the ALDS.

The team that wins the American League East would get us because we’d have the worst record of all the playoff teams.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

bring on them bombers

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the road, listened to part of the game, watched the 9th

Dude, righteooous!
Sweet ‘W’

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, SwisherThresher! [said with lisp]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Show us your Youk!!!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI!!!

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY, SUP

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBG has the awesome recap up!

Here!

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that 1-5 road trip sucked.

I thought we were going 3-3 instead of 1-5.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Target Field = Garbage Land

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm tired of the "if we just didn't go 1-5 on that roadtrip" meme.

If we just scored two more runs in each of our one run losses…

BUT WE DIDN’T

On the other hand: We are where we are. And that’s not bad all things considered.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

(sighs)

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris C---

Carpenter

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALSO, Stockton Ports win 13 straight in 13-1 win!

boxscore!

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant Green kicked major ass.

He’s our number two prospect behind Chris Carter for sure right now. Speaking of Stockton, Ian Krol was called up to go there.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krol was promoted?

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy likes BBQing apparently

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

And drinking, methinks

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I hear ya

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Valentin's son hit two home runs for Puerto Rico in the LLWS today against Germany.

Maybe the A’s will draft him one day.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Brett's little sister is tweeting and Brett's advertising her.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf, Cust ties the game today and 3 calls in, we already have a get rid of Cust guy

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We love Michael Choice.
Kevin_Goldstein
  
#Athletics 1st-round pick Michael Choice with 3 H, 3B, HR; hitting .327/.414/.694 in 12 G for Vancouver.
12 minutes ago via TweetDeck

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo....shout-out to AN!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

well to the game,

have to take bart at like 5 so wont be able to make it to the tailgate at all

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 20, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's too bad :/

Do you know whats been going on over at NN, its been pretty quiet recently, at least thats what it seems like to me

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 20, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does anyone know how to get a cat's penis to protude? I'm moving up from pigeons.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

It hurts him to push around there. I'm just putting the drops in the sheath hole every hour and hoping it reaches.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just that it should go on the tip of the penis. They were closing when I left so I can't reach them by phone until tomorrow.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow... again... in a vacuum.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it would work like it does with ducklings.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But do your plants spoon with you at night? Oh, you've got a girlfriend for that.

But cats also don’t care if you have make up on or not.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither do real boys.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I woke up one night to realize Daisy moved into the front spoon position

Weird feeling to look down groggily and realize you’re spooning a cat.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, there's something so so so wrong with you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that surprising I'm still single, is it.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

Sad DMOAS is sad.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too, buddy. me too.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a vacuum, this is a little dirty and i'm a little turned on.

In context, I’m a little creeped out about what I was thinking.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm creeped out that you were turned on.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, well you only have daughters so I'll forgive you.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have one that I'm fairly certain is a lesbian.

And she loves to go to town on the other. It’s kind of weird and awkward. Especially when the receiver doesn’t particularly care for it.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold Everything!

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don't quite catch the christina hendricks thing. :\

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who you find attractive is a subjective thing

to each their own… as they say

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

She looks like julia roberts with fake boobs. :l

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they're actually real.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the hair isnt,

but im 99% those are

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But still, I don't get the facination with giant breasts.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Explain plz.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're playing not a sexist pig.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you looking to fight, preppie?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not?

or am I not allowed to call you on things like you do with me?

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're cranky again?!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

we got cranky thinking about Christina

at least I did

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

then why you getting serious with me, preppie?

You always tell me not to take you serious.

Plus I wasn’t saying anything about you. I was saying that cheese was pretending to not be sexist (aka not liking boobs).

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a double standard

you tease me a hell of a lot more than I tease you but then you whine about it when I do.

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sirbed...c'mon...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've said my peace

and it had been building up for a couple of days….I’m ready to move on as you’re still my favorite guy here.

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP WHINING, PREPPIE.

ok, we good?

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh quit it.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, seriously mikey

This is one they need to resolve on their own and the rest of us really need to stay out of it.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should do it over email

or off AN somehow.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

email me.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys, guys, guys...

Oh look! A squirrel!!! Hehehe

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

c'mere, squirrel!!!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll cut both those bitches if they don't hug it out.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds about right.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's one of those things that you either have an appreciation for

Or you don’t. Lots of fun things that involve them just like many other fun parts on the human body. But there’s no real “explanation” for any of it.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

k

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Think of it this way Cheesy. You like a certain subset of Asian women. There’s no real explanation for it. You just do, it’s what appeals to you and it’s not something you’ll ever have to explain or rationalize.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, oah, I like em

but not so big! D:

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked small ones when I was your age, Queso.

And for most of my 20s. My horizons have broadened since then and now I like all sizes. I don’t think there was ever a time when I liked big ones exclusively.

Don’t let them bully you. Like whatever you like.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

nobody's bullying him.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to hear.

I just skimmed the subthread quickly.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

um...okay, let's stop talking about animals privates now.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might die, bloom.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, I'm kind of ashamed the guy's one of my best friends...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure hope he pulls through, attijah

losing a pet is hard to take

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously!!!

:(


Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks. all I'm doing is putting antibiotics ons and forcing blended cranberries down his throat. Neither thing

is likely to stop another blockage. But I’m doing it every hour on the hour anyway.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I plan on being up late.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is, I know.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still paying off the operation he had to have....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one that opens it up? They mentioned that as a possible future solution. But apparently

his prostrate is involved too, so I don’t know.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes...he had two major episodes one was like an infection and one was blockage.

They told me to come in immediately and they kept him right then and there at the emergency clinic. He can not use a clumping litter at all…must be the silicon kind. My cat is 12 ish.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My boy is only 3.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah....it might make a difference with the age. they did not mention the prostate to me.

ALthough the vet did tell me (callously) that he would not live more than 18 months b/c of some heart disease. He was a jerk!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Find a new vet for that kind of BS

You have to have sensitivity in that kind of job.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was the guy at the emerg. clinic - not my regular person.

I LOVED the surgeon. she was awesome.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even my two experiences with emergency clincs (Rohnert Park)

They were all very sensitive to the situation.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've known a couple like that. The only thing that bothered me about this place

is yesterday we ran all these expensive tests and every one was negative. And they were happy and sent me home saying it probably wasn’t anything serious. Meanwhile I have a boy who won’t eat or drink, can’t stand up and sleeps all the time without moving- to the point I’m checking if he’s breathing.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds like mine....he was very lethargic. I think it's hard to tell and I also think

at certain junctures the tests might not show s/t and a day later they would. My cat was so dehydrated – he was trying to pee all the time anywhere and everywhere.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Bad memories of when my first died. Spent the entire night trying to make her comfortable after she suddenly lost a lot of weight and her liver was failing. Not a fun experience.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It did show up the next day. I don't blame them for being happy

about the negative tests, it’s just- well why is my cat so sick then?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhhh....your cat!

I thought you meant Matt would die if he didn’t talk about his cat’s privates…..sorry, honey. I know how important your animals are.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Bloomie.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might die if his penis doesn't come out? D:

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor OAH. sorry, just making a leetle joke about a vet thing.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't take eh?

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, atti, you might want to...

um, try… rubbing it maybe.

That was so embarrassing to type.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it's okay. And I would do that if I thought it work, but he's feeling pretty sick, and sore from surgery. I don't guess he's in the mood.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, mkay.

Hope he gets better. :)

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee is pitching tomorrow.

Damn.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Orioles tagged him for 5 runs earlier this year.

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, Again Again

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee vs Brad Bergesen?

Argh

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bergesen has been good of late.

We’ll see.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have to face David Price

And they get Brad Bergesen?

Not fair

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's life

but the A’s can do it

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the a's make the playoffs

we have to have some crazy tailgates…

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bob Geren manager of the year?

(Spew)

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously,

But i think the same people vote for cy young so…

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

CT is right, though.

He’ll get votes if the A’s finish 84-78 or higher.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the A's finish with any sort of winning record...

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that.

Last year, Bud Black received a few votes for the Padres going 75-87; however, in the American League, 85 wins for Don Wakamatsu was the lowest out of anyone that received a vote.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone sit in section 217 normally?

i’m debating whether or not to order tix online and pay the fee or just wait until tomorrow. all seats should be available tomorrow no?

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 20, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I sat close to there the other night...214, I think.

I’d just wait. It’s the Rays.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i definitely recommend it,

my dad caught his first foul ball there, everyone is really nice, and right behind home plate. it’s where i would get season tickets

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 20, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its a great view.

Highly recommend.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't listen to him, whiz. He's a cat spooner.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me

But the cat spooned me. Yeah, I was the spooner, but she moved into the position, not me.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure. and you just happen to want to give me a drive to Livermore....

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

I just want to get a buddy laid.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmhmm

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

when's this happening??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends upon Holly, I'd imagine.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.....a thing at Mikey's?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bloom's irresponsible.

And apparently adept at pissing off preppies.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up until "preppies"

I thought you were referring to a urinary assault on something.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah....they are just chillin in my garage....whenever.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

(ie)

and also, it’s probably a few weeks. This weekend is out, obv.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely

I was in that section for the Perfect Game.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you weren't there.

Only Pam and Lynn were there. No you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, and skigirl, of course.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude I was there with my Mom.

Mother’s Day.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lies.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were witnesses!!!

Lynn saw me there.

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surely, she did not.

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Just got back from the River Cats game

Dallas McPherson just lifted a big fly to deep center field to tie the game at 2-2 early.

River Cats fought back in the 7th with a 2 run double from Michael Taylor, then down 5-6.

Wasn’t enough in the end when Iowa took the lead in the 8th. Final 7-6

Bobblehead Election Night, Meg Whitman declared the winner after her bobblehead ran out “first”.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 20, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for the recap

I really need to try and catch a Riverkitties game. Someday soon, hopefully.

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better do it soon - or go to the playoffs!

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by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penny has only had one month hitting below .750 OPS

That’s pretty excellent for a SS.

The one month was 97 ugly at bats of .473 OPS….but still

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He's been awesome since June at the plate.

He’s been awesome in the field since April.

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Is this OaklandSi?

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No...her name is not gerry

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I know. I didn't hear gerry.

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wait, this is a dude?

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whoops!

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by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, gerry! If you're reading this Deb, it did kinda sound like you.

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Deb's got an accent that sounds different!

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by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pennington made an awesome diving play for the second out

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of all people, he threw out Upton.

That made the play more awesome.

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So guys-

Any creative waiver deals you can think of that would improve this team?

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

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Aramis Ramirez might be an interesting case

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

----

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/07/players-who-cleared-waivers.html

# Carlos Beltran, Mets – It’s no surprise that Beltran cleared waivers given his massive salary and poor performance since returning from a knee operation. Beltran, who has a no-trade clause, earns $18.5MM this year and the same amount in 2011.
# Geoff Blum, Astros – The veteran infielder could appeal to teams looking for a utilityman. He has played every infield position in 2010.
# Craig Counsell, Brewers – Like Blum, Counsell is versatile enough to play second, third or short.
# Edwin Encarnacion, Blue Jays – The third baseman has another year of arbitration left, makes a total of $4.75MM this season and has a .305 OBP.
# Brad Hawpe, Rockies – Hawpe has played a few games at first base this year and can also patrol right. His homer total is down, but he’s still a decent hitter.
# Adam LaRoche, Diamondbacks – LaRoche is hitting well this year and has a history of second-half success. The Red Sox, White Sox or Rays could have interest.
# Lyle Overbay, Blue Jays – Overbay hits free agency this winter, but doesn’t project to be a ranked free agent, so if the Blue Jays want to obtain something for him, now is their chance. Overbay has a no-trade clause.

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by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can has Beltran?

Edwin E maybe?

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by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Wouldn’t mind Encarnacion coming off the bench as long as the Jays eat some salary. Hawpe is sort of interesting, although his defense sucks.

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking about calling Townsend and keeping it short and sweet.

“I’m just glad that Pennington isn’t Crosby right now.”

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by Boonee on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Do it anyway.

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I'm pretty sure he'd choke me through the phone.

No time to chat with him tonight but I’ll definitely call in pretty soon for shits.

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by Boonee on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

creepy good or creepy bad?

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GOOD!

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I cant wait for that movie

Aronofsky is an amazing director

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a movie guy at all, but I cannot wait for that.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the movie list from my Facebook profile.
Grease, Friday, Tupac: Resurrection, Remember the Titans, Coach Carter, Saving Private Ryan, Four Brothers, Juice, The Departed, The Simpsons Movie, Inception, Space Jam, Get Rich or Die Tryin’, Next Friday, Menace II Society, Gran Torino, Like Mike, Blue Streak, Little Big League, Friday After Next, Fever Pitch, The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon, Major League, The Sandlot, American Pie, Little Giants, Good Burger, Blood Diamond, Home Alone, Meet the Parents, Panther, The Pursuit of Happyness, Miracle, Hardball, The Longest Yard, Love & Basketball, Malibu’s Most Wanted, Glory Road, Cheaper by the Dozen, Rookie of the Year, Mrs. Doubtfire, Through the Fire, Cool Runnings, Gridiron Gang, It Takes Two, Frost/Nixon, The Mummy, Rugrats in Paris: The Movie, Tarzan, High School Musical, Disney Channel Original Movies

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vanessa Anne Hudgens.

That is all.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Failure.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright...

at the time she was in it she was definitely hot, not so much anymore(especially after she butchered the role of mimi in rent)

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by thewhizkid on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a fun little movie to see on t.v.

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by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Inception?

Might I also recommend-Requiem for a Dream (same director as Black Swan), Sugar (great baseball movie), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation. (both by a genius named Charlie Kauffman),

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's on there.

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Oops didnt see that :P

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and Danny Boyle films-

Sunshine, 28 Days Later, Slumdog Millionaire

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

28 days later was not good.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was very good IMO

A zombie movie done right. I love well-done horror films

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. But I do like horror films.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was very British

So some yanks mightn’t appreciate it.

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by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't the Britishness that bothered me.

It was the sound.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

What are some of your favorite horror movies?

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Good call

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching the shining at 2 AM is a

bad bad bad idea btw.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halloween, Aliens, Blair Witch--pretty generic stuff like that.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone here seen Spoorloos?

(The Vanishing)

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

does it star Kirk Saarloos?

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by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooo, that would make it a much different movie.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a movie, a TV Show, but

did anyone watch “Masters of Horror” (changed to “Fear Itself” when it moved to NBC)? 60 minute episodes, each one a different horror story directed by an accomplished horror movie director. Must see for any horror fans. Made me want to become a screenwriter (which is why I’m majoring in Films)

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Sunshine?

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch it,

I guarantee your opinion of Boyle will change. It’s visually stunning.

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

You won’t regret it!

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

left out Trainspotting

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by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good good good call

My mistake leaving it off…I knew I was forgetting something haha

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUNSHINE!

My fave movie, past few years

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by SwisherThresher on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's fantastic

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I love John Murphy

His scores are amazing, in my opinion
The Surface Of The Sun

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by SwisherThresher on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

He’s terrific

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I'm currently an undergrad at Cal

Going into 2nd year-but after Cal, I think I would want to study film at UCLA probably because I want to go into film production (whereas Berkeley focuses more on film theory)

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds really good

are you working on anything right now? you konw, locally?

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by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah not at the moment

I will probably start looking into stuff later this year

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah haven't taken a class on just those

but the last class I took delved into them a bit

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The montage ;)

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I love early german expressionism-my favorite is probably “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari”

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I actually took an intro class from her last year before I decided to major in Film

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maya Deren-crazy stuff haha

“Meshes of the Afternoon” is very….unique lol

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep I hope so :)

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

do/did you study film as well, OAH?

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by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

So there's at least 3 of us?

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by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

cool

would you mind if I hit you up for suggestion for my netflix queue sometime?

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by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i got humiliated in class by annette michelson once. does that count for any pity points in this thread?

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Aug 21, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cal didn't want me.

(cryyyyyyyyyyyy)

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicago did want me.

(cry)

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

You should still root for Cal in sports though :)

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck no.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

What school you a fan of?

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

NONE.

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Who are you rooting for?

Stanford?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOBODY.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if they didn't want him.

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by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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Yup

It’s a terrific movie-Charlie Kauffman is such a creative screenwriter

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by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooo, Sugar is on my Tivo. I'm starting to lose movies because I'm recording too much.

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by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

too much screaming at game.

But he does have a cold, too.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't go changing...to try to please me...

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Emperor LOL

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by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck was excrement? lol

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by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He was taking the long walk to the clubhouse during the game around the 2nd Inning

(The clubhouses at Raley Field are in the outfield)

Looks like Bailey was taking it easy.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rehab starts are weird, though.

They work on specific things, not really too worried with results.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and to think, I used to be number one

but used to be’s don’t count anymore, they just sit on the floor til we sweep them away. Or so Neil and Barbra taught me.

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by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I am a croakster

cold is getting better tho

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by emperor nobody on Aug 20, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

get well soon!

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by Sniff009 on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you just gotta get over your cold.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay Marie

This one may turn R-rated

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless it's a direct message, the whole world sees it

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's the only way you can send him something unless he's also following you.

Direct messages can only be sent to and from people that follow each other.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 20, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just email him Mikey

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Um, I don't know.

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by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

@townsendradio

I do it on my phone…..I have twitteriffic and follow him so I can message him.

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by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

you may be right,

mike-just put @townsendradio in the beginning of your message and then send the rest

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Nobody follows me so I think if you follow them it works.

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by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't tweet - but thanks!!

it took me a long time to even do Facebook!! And I don’t post there very much! I think it’s BerryJo

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by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have returned

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Yay!

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by thewhizkid on Aug 20, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved the BerryJo shout out!

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She was talking about bewbs

We need more calls about them

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by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Marie with the cute laugh

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we -really- still in it. :l

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda, not really

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

realistically, no.

but it’s fun to win games. it’s still great for 2011 to get them thinking they can hang with the big boys NOW

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a pretty badass thing, really.

We just guaranteed a series split with the Rays, arguably the best team in baseball, and we have one of the shittiest offenses in the sport. It’s really, really neat and fun to watch.

Shit yeah this team.

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our eyes just aren't accustomed to the light.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I have awesome shades!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what you're going with. The sunglasses. Okay. :P

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's marie?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

hot-sounding A's fan who said CT was a fox last night

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

if she's coming to the taco tailgate, WTF is she?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

who cares

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as she brings food!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're married, CT.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Taco tailgate shoutout!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

are you joining them saucy?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, cupsy. I live in BFE apparently. :)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I knew that already

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Cleveland place sounds awesome

(sarcasm)

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

incredibly, I don't know how

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a table a couple of weeks ago

Only 10 teams have improved attendance from 2009, and the A’s are one of them.
I’ll try and find it

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang we've gone back into the negative

We were in the positive 2-3 weeks ago

Bummer

http://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/current_attendance.shtml

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great win and a fun thread....good luck with your cat, attijah

and thanks for the Christina info, OAH….sleep well everyone….I’m taking a little AN break so see you all later.

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Aug 20, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

come back soon sirbed

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

bye

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Later sirbed!!!

What cuppy said!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you sirbed. I know you're still hurting, hope you get better soon.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened?... if he doesn't mind. :l

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's still really ill, it was more than just his ear.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, aww. :(

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

night SB....rest well!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this billy beane interview that CT did?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:54 PM PDT reply actions  

dugout show

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

pregame show today. nothing special,.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you laughing at me?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I amuse you?

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he always gets super wound up! same schtick every nice.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

night

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angry caller is angry

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesse needs some tranquilizers.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM PDT reply actions  

and some bread to soak up the alkie

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't miss Saeed did I?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hasn't been on for a long time....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

with pics

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

caller angry!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Mad caller is mad.

Frank Cohen
TeamTICKERmlb.com
Your Effortless Baseball Connection

by FrankCohen on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesse fucking sucks.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

goodbye.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He always starts off calm....then builds...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I think CT is locking his doors right now

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

RRRARRRRWWWWW!

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm laughing now.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHHAHAHA!

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions  

OOPS. cut off. lol.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions  

oh darn

slippery butterfingers

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

RADIO SHOW ASPLODE

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy just crossed a fucking line. What a fuck.

Assho

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Aug 20, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

yup.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 20, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, got an "asshole" out but was cut off.

It was pretty ridiculous. Hilarious, but ridiculous.

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

CT just said that online it came through, but on the radio it didn't.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jesse went off his gourd

That was weird

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

CT mad!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 20, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

CT angry now!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

What happened with the swearing? Please someone tell me. I just got here.

Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

guy called Billy Beane an A**hole

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can say asshole here, Jo.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are we going to see a Jesse on AN soon?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bottom line.

Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, IIRC, he got banned even quicker here.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn son, that's hot.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know.....I only swear at work and in the car!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why? Did he get far enough into the thought to explain himself?

Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Typical LOL OUR MANAGEMENT SUX

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

How the hell does a guy watch a game like the one the A's played tonight

and somehow get mad about it?

Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OUR MANAGEMENT SUX

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

LESS ATTENDANCE LOLOL

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO BATS

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOB GEREN BEST MAN

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND THIS GUY IS CLAIMED, AND THIS GUY IS CLAIMED

YOU’RE GOOD ENOUGH SAN DIEGO

JSHDFHQ;LFQBWQWJFBQWJLBDFQKJLBWDLQBNWDKLNQWKDN

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

He went totally Cornholio on crack

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I'm not that guy.

The A’s played like a hell of a baseball team tonight, and they did it against a damn good squad. What a sad existence to be an A’s fan who can’t just enjoy that performance.

Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

we also got lucky

But it was a great victory nonetheless

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're implying that other teams don't get lucky.

stop trying to drag it down with technicalities.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The eighth inning was great baseball.

Cust drawing the key leadoff walk (like my dad always says, the leadoff walk will kill you every time), Kouz with the clutch double (don’t care what the scorer says), Rajai getting it done by putting the ball deep in the air, Pennington digging it out to first on a routine grounder…we deserved that win.

Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

definitely had our share of bad ass luck

So the baseball Gods owed us

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm ready for some of that luck to come back to us right about now.

I still don’t believe the Rangers are anything to write home about. We can take ’em.

Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

They also got lucky in the first

Part of the game.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

tampa is a team that is very in it to win it

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beane Burrito!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

some caller went ballistic and laid down an "asshole" on their air

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love CT!

He speaks the truth and gives people a shot!

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

did anyone hear what Jesse said?

the uncensored version online? That was the ugliest moment of the whole season on the postgame, ouch.

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

he just called BB an assnhole. That's it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was bad

I think that guy is seriously either drunk or tripped out

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

when you said to CT

“It rubs the lotion on it’s skin”

That was pretty bad too

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

?

wha?

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

He got out an "asshole" but then he was cut off.

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Open in IE tab!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about for mac?

i have firefox, safari, and chrome

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 21, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't on firefox, miek.

It tells you to download microsoft silverlight on firefox.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Firefox, IE tab.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good night everybody!

Great win tonight

Frank Cohen
TeamTICKERmlb.com
Your Effortless Baseball Connection

by FrankCohen on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

cya Frank

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

nite!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

night.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!

I’m totally psyched! We beat hell boy. I’m going to try and watch some of the game now before going to bed.

by sf drift king on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

g'nite

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was a great game!

are you there tomorrow?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately not

my ticket is for Sunday’s game.

by sf drift king on Aug 21, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah well....have a good time...great pitching match up!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine as well. Better bring a broom.

Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one who doesn't miss Sweeney?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM PDT reply actions  

I miss saying swingles.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

SWINGLES!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeney?!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shin-soo Choo

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHOO CHOO

dude everyone fucking wants him.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

They want him for the train jokes.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

green

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

a healthy Jackson

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHRIS C---

Carpenter…

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is pitching tonight.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like him

but I don’t miss him. He’s easily replacable.

by sf drift king on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

no.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

We aren't mathematically out and until we are I never give up all hope.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love your spirit1

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have spirit- we can be the AN cheer squad!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

We giot spirit, yes we do! We got spirit, how bout you?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

8th grade FTW

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we do a pyramid where do you see yourself?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

[sigh] bottom

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be apart of the pyramid.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

why not?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have we met?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

because of your back and all that?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

And I may be having a relapse with my shoulder.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

sad panda.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

The correct answer was “How do you fuck??!!!” but yeah, it sucks.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I already know the answer to that.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like something Queso would ask us.

And we’d all say, “Don’t worry. You’ll figure it out.”

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you fuck?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh right.

You missed it. I’d think a few people around here would catch the reference. Bloomy for sure.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aww. (I can't say anything else without it sounding dirty)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

go ahead.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

this.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have a cheerleading outfit

But I do have a school girl uniform
Just need to add pigtails and pom poms

booyah

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok, um... ok.... yeah..

holy fuck.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never got into the school girl uniform thing

Nor cheerleader either. French maid is OK, but not that great.

It’s not that I don’t love costumery — I do — but many of the traditional fetishes aren’t mine.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

I haven’t seen anyone here.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah.

she is hot. and hot + schoolgirl outfit = more hot.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

this.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's the second sentence that doesn't work for me.

A schoolgirl outfit does not make a hot girl more hot.

I do like the cat suit costume, though. Meow!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

are you batman??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

the schoolgirl outfit doesn't have to

but it’s a short skirt. short skirts are good.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus the leggings. Don't forget the leggings...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you like Britney back in the day?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

not particularly.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

she rocked the schoolgirl outfit pretty good

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

jennifer love hewitt?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

yum

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then she tried to go sexy and fucked it all up

And then went psycho.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, well, my cutoff point was

when she started fucking that scumbag.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

timberlake?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, kfed.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

timberlake's cool.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

She might have been my first crush.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

hit me baby one more time?

i knew that was hot, and i was like 5 or 6

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do like short skirts.

And leggings can be nice.

I just don’t get the whole pigtails and “giggle, giggle! Look at me! I’m 15 years old!” thing.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t giggle

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

so, um.. what do you do then?

actually no… don’t answer that.

or answer. either way.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Edgy school girl type.

MY GOD.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like real high school girls

much better. I mean, not that I’d do anything with one, but an actual teen being her real confused and contradictory self is so much more interesting than an adult pretending to be a teen.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

PAEDO.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love all girls of all ages.

And I love each of them age-appropriately.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

J/K

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

You’ve got to do sultry in the school girl outfit, NOT childy. The seductiveness makes it work, not a “I’m banging an underage twit” thing.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like sultry. I like short skirts.

My vision of sultry and short skirt does not included plaid skirt, pigtails or white socks.

(It does, however, include fishnet stockings. Mmm, fishnet!)

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with sirbed here.

But I am not talking to him.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

boo.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

not sirbed.

I love sirbed. I meant iglew.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

yay. wait, you don't love iglew? boo.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love iglew, but I am mad at him right now.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I want to live in his garage because I think I would love

Washington so I remain on good terms with him.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

...
Athletics Nation: Living in each other’s garages

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey, I live in someone's garage!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

imagine that!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

With a name like Leopold!

Whoda thunk it.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a shame his name isn't Smucker's.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Green

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

then he'd have to be good

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know you're hot to see it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's true. I'm really into rakes and hoes.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a leaf blower.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

How much of Chickie's stuff should

we expect to see on Craigslist? And will there be any good deals?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

very nice!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

specal 15% off for AN members.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rakes are into hoes.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know words too. :P

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only have a carport.

You wouldn’t like me, though. I’m not into pets.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then I'm mad at you too.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

not all of us have prissy-looking pigeons

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woooh

She’s going to be mad at you too.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

He just knows he could never get a fancy

pigeon like Jada.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah my cats would love it

And I would have a mess to clean up

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am blocking your posts in my mind now.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

no saucy, come back to me!

Good pigeons!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, but I'm holding a grudge now.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

[ahem]

that’s not a grudge.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh my.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hhhaave you met my friend Bloomy?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

oh look, petco gift cards

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

ooo where?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

on my desk

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's not playing fair, cup.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel taken advantage of

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel seriously CBed.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya got bucknor'd.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

[sigh]

[watches ball roll between legs]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer them to let them swing

Lightly sway from side to side.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jealous much?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mom is turning into

crazy cat lady. It’s kind of turned me off of the pet thing.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should hate your mom instead of the cats.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't HATE cats.

I love cats. Other people’s cats. I just don’t want one in my house.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Taxidermy cat?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh crap - now she's gonna be mad at YOU too!!

;-)

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be mad please, I'm just joking.

:(

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not me!! but it's good you said that.

I think Attijah knows you were…..so was I!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just like to make sure that nobody leaves angry.

It’s why I’m a 6 LOL

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um.....9 here!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

You are such a mini-me it’s not even funny.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny that you confused me with Sirbed.

But why are we not talking? I must have missed it.

Hey, someone. Why isn’t Bloomie talking to me?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Sirbed is into the schoolgirl look?

But he’s a teacher!!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

dun dun DUN

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

what else besides the fishnets?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like pretty much any patterned stocking.

Or plain, too. Stockings rock.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, no wait. I'm with iglew here, not sirbed.

and I’m mad at iglew, not sirbed.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering...

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the pony tail over the pigtail

Don’t need the plaid skirt. I think my “school girl” version crosses well with the librarian look with the bun and the pencil in the hair. Same sort of attitude, but the school girl has a more youthful dress.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Librarian can work.

One of my complaints about the Music Man movie is they didn’t play the library scene sexy enough.

I want to do that role some time and make it smolder. There’s so much subtext about Marian that the movie totally glossed over.

It’s such a shame, because it’s a double-redemption story and that gets lost if Marian is a good girl.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you think of the school girl

Mix it up a bit with the librarian. Especially on the attitude part, because ultimately on these costumes, it’s that smolderingness that makes any of them work.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dated a woman once who was described as porno librarian.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

and why didn't you keep her?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have an ex who is a librarian.

Well, a sort of ex. But part of the reason it didn’t work out is because I was not hot for her.

It was one of those things where we were really really close friends, so it seemed like we should try to be a couple. But then it didn’t really click.

But we hung out together all the time and did everything together for about a year. Everyone just assumed we were a couple even when we weren’t. Then later we sort of were, but also kind of not.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

See but that's not something the putative girl could just wear outside

The schoolgirl outfit, yes. That makes it sexier.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree

Not every school girl outfit and not every woman, but yes, they can accentuate a woman’s features into increased hotness in the right combination.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, OK.

If it floats y’all’s boats, I’m all for it. And if some day the right woman in the right costume makes me see the light, that would be great.

But so far it’s just not my thing.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

ST is a girl??

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop teasing.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um, can I maybe see?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

no.

at least not until you go to a game

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, next spring.

Book it. I’ll be there.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be the ugly guy in sect. 209.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

a pretty one, yes.

Plus she’s ALL ABOUT SPORTS! It’s teh awesome.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh SwisherThresher

I was sooooo thinking you were referring to ST

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH!

me too

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

um, no.

He’s from San Jose. And seems to have a stake in the stadium land.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right, but if you start throwing down ST

That’s who we’re going to think of.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thresh is a better shorthand for her.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

good call!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I try not to.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember noticing in one of

Optimist Prime’s stories that he was clearly smitten.

I thought that was cute.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

In particular, he seems smitten by her ass.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I pack much back

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

not really. But it is shapely.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's the tightness that appeals to me

Not the size which is nicely small.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Enh.

Not as small as Jamie Kotsay, I hope.

[neglects to renew fan club membership]

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think a Jamie and Jaymee duo would

just make me die.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Kara

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

dsoijgnpaojsg;ibjsh;dlgnlvbkasfjgklsndfljk

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you broke Cheesy!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

consider me broken.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jaymee is a super cutie pie

but I just can’t take her seriously as a real woman.

I want to play with her like a little toy and say, “Oh, aren’t you the most adorable thing?” But no ungh.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's when she's in her business woman getup.

When’s she’s in a dress she’s just HNGGG.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

HNGGG?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

ungh x2

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm.

I think I need to have this demonstrated in order to make a determination on the matter.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn't noticed.

ok that was a lie.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, now I'm sold.

Based on this testimony, I’m ready to join the Thresh fan club.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pic... :(

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

-1

Pics are for porn, not real people.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you people are like the worst

influences ever.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

didn't we warn you??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

True.

But there are some good ones, like you, Berry. :D

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

the others are good people too......

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mike's an angel.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

who me?

yeah, hella.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ever heard of Saint Michael?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

you beat me to it!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's your papi.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

In ten years you’ll come to realize we were the best influences you could have ever had.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

that'll be after rehab, though.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Youk.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

excuse me for a moment.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as

“porn poms”

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

they kinda are.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

you read what you wanna read...

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

except I am sooooo not the cheerleader type!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

i like you

in spite because of that

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You all can cheer for the A's!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh that I do - just not organized cheering!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Berrt Jo's a rogue cheerleader.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

(sigh) Berry Jo's a rogue cheerleader.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

No that's cool.

Bert Jo can be the rogue alter ego.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about Bert Jo?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

especially since

we still have to play them 6 more times.

by sf drift king on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are if Boston is.

Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boston is way more fucked than we are

Without Youk they are shit

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wiithout SwisherThresher, Youk is totally uninteresting.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

she gives good Youk pose.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you saw it, I can assure you, you'd more than like it.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

batting stance

in high heels

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love you.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to see that again soon.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

i need to see that soon

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey - are you coming to the tailgate??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can't. Working.

Missed the schedule change deadline by a day. Stuck with the Saturday evening shift. :(

But I have tentative plans to be there Sunday afternoon for the ‘fiesta!’ Should be a good time to Youk. I hope to see some of you there!

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

poo....Oh well. Next time.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

They have two teams they can hope to faulter in from them

We only have one.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the team in front of us actually will.

Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

and the one in front of us tends to slow down in teh summer heat

while TB and those other assholes ahead of Boston are both pretty fucking good

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

and they have like 1 good starter lol

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure seems that way

players all seem to be scoreboard-watching
that’s a good sign

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're playing like they can win the pennant.

That means a hell of a lot to me.

Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

hear hear

ps I thought about naming me Napolean crossing the St. Bernard

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

if we are

we’re playing the role of the tortoise.

by sf drift king on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow, the guy who broke up Galarraga's perfect game

is the son of someone who worked with my mom.

Oh wooow.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM PDT reply actions  

today or before?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

the first one, the 28 out perfect game.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

could be gigs. could be jennifer. could be LibrariAN.....

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think the former two are married

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

not yet, no.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

and his name's not Lou. Unless Wes changed his name.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

is gigs engaged?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

did not know that?

She seems like a sweetheart from what you guys have said about her, so I am not surprised

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

she is. Wes is a really nice guy, too.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

and hot.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

she's hot.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wes doesn't do it for me like you do, but I see your point.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

if anyone else did it for you like I do I would get jealous.

I have a jealousy thing sometimes. I’m not proud of it but I am what I am.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's good. You shouldn't misrepresent yourself just to get laid.

Because that’s wrong, Mike. So so wrong.

And we wouldn’t want to be manipulative now, would we?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

we?

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

[sigh]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

what now?!

QUIT JUDGING ME BECAUSE I AM A 5 AND A 7.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm griping, Mikey. Just being a whiny little bitch.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a 5 and my ex-wife is a 7.

Our marriage counselor said that’s a good pairing.

Liar.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry buddy.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

{{{Leopold Bloom}}}

In case you need a fancy hug.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

why thank you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe someone can send you an intriguing email tonight...

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are sharing my emails, aren't you?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope.

wouldn’t. Neither would he.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually no

Against our rules. Talk about it, sure. But never any of the finer details.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

This conversation sounds vaguly familiar...

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, wait

Gigs & Wes7?

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did I not know this!

How fANtastic

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

not librariAN. she lives in the Delta.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta go guys

Let me know if he reads my email

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

by Daniel777 on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

nighty night!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a new pot of coffee! Yay!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I like you more now.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've got penis duties, ya know.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

[sigh]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don't know why I'm so embarrased reading this.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mean to embarrass you, Cheezit, but when you've been around animals as long as I have, vetted them, etc.

It’s just part of their care. Various body parts, treatments are no big whup.
Also, everybody poops.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I didn't mean anything by you.

I mean I just get flush faced when I read people talking about sex organs in great detail. esp. if it’s a woman.

D:

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still kind of hot out of context...

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

(reply fail)

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gigs?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

nope

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

okay.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

CT, about his wife: “unless they’re in US Weekly, she doesn’t care”

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

OK, so the HR Derby is being replayed.

How the HELL does Corey Hart generate any power at all with his hands so damn low?!?!?

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT reply actions  

All in the gut, mike.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

tattoo power

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's amazing. hardly any stride, hands are low, he doesnt' really shift his weight a lot

but he’s got a really fast bat and looks like he gets a TON of rotational force.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mike, it's all in the gut.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn just missed it

But yeah, he’s definitely not a prototypical power hitter by stance, build… or really anything.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

All in the gut.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

all his HRs are from the gut.

who cares about what he does and how he does it. he does it. >:l

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

me

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

geek

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

bot

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, that's Dan

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

borg

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cy.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

bjorn

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright everyone. Heading out. Stayed up way too long, haha.

Have a good one and enjoy the tailgate for me tomorrow! Work sucks sometimes.

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT reply actions  

night.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

nite, Boonee!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want what Luke has, please.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

SportsMachine?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT reply actions  

RRS!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THIS KID IS TALKING ABOUT ETHIER

LOL

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm out for the night.

Fuckin’ go A’s.

Reliever Craig Breslow, the Yale graduate dubbed "the smartest man in baseball," said he doesn't have any theories. "Statistical variance?" he suggested. "I don't know at what point you attach statistical significance."

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Aug 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

night.....have a good sleep!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe me and RRS need to call in

and represent the youth of AN

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

No I'm younger than you.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

well you call in too

im just saying we gotta represent

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

18.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

nvm I'm older.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's coming to the tailgate!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT reply actions  

OMG

wtf happened to Cojax? He’s on the DL again…

by sf drift king on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT reply actions  

consult on Sunday in Philly

but yeah, probably surgery

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quick skim through 600+ comments

Lots of radio talk and no Pam. Why am I here?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM PDT reply actions  

I have Spanish Class Girl updates.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOC.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

tell us

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, do tell!

(Unless it includes kissing, in which case DON’T tell.)

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lied.

I haven’t talked to her in over two weeks.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tee heee.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bummer

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't know. Go IM her.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

A'sFanSince1970

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

Anything besides Jack London Square my 11 year old daughter and I oldn’t miss? On Oakland?

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." -Jessica Rabbit

by A'sfansince1970 on Aug 21, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh.

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

RRS making a new account doesn't work, I tried.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's not funny!

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, it is.

I am laughing.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Laugh harder.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not funny anymore.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

“You’re all like big fat failure turtles.” – Edge

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations.

You found my signature!

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Edge

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's awesome.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

big fat failure turtle

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you calling me that?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

baby

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Back from the game and post-game drinking.

I want to see the highlight reel of Penny & Barton plays at the end of this season, goddamn. Between Cliff’s range and Barton’s splits, it’s just a whole lot o’ awesome out there.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

woot!

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wb kaighlee.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like Kaleigh.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up I'm trying to enunciate.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Talking to yourself, now that's desperate.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you calling Don desperate?

As they say, “Them fighting words!”

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could break you.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nigga, please.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

no. Not that RRS. EVER.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reported.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you mean flagged?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't fucking care.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone is sensitive.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

you guys chill out.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to go to bed.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're the one acting like a jackass.

Maybe you need some sleep.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

GUYS STOP NOW

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Started out as a joke, you're the one who had to get serious.

It’s not my complex.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't get serious.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

KNOCK. IT. THE. FUCK. OFF.

both of you.

now.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two someones from the sound of it

Guys, cool it. Now.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike most here, R-Star, I think that

should be no big deal. Nevertheless, the community is adamant that it is a big deal. So don’t go there.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Evil Don will kill you. And turn your corpse into a decorative floor lamp.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

HI!!

Yes, agreed.

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

EXCEPT WHEN IT LOOKS PRETTY.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

With all those splits, he might not be packed in that hot corner.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

im out

going to play some Call of duty peace

by bayarearep94 on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM PDT reply actions  

night....and Go A's

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ew night.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beane said I'll be a very good major league hitter. :D

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Was that a goat?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM PDT reply actions  

dude there was vendor tonight

that looked EXACTLY like you, Bryan and Ralph and I were like, whoa Queso is really working at the stadium and just never told us.

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

you guys went to the game?

Wher’ed you sit?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

108/29

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

oooo, good seats.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who's Bryan and Ralph?

And yeah that was me, hahahaha. Wondered why I wasn’t in the game thread?
Didn’t get here until my shift was after the 6th inning.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean this guy was THE SPITTING IMAGE of you

it was amazing

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the face, he's probably better off in some places.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

3.8

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Centimeters is a much more flattering angle.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't sweat it cheesy person

as long as that thing works, it’s a blessing.

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus he'll be making fat stacks from his consessions job...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

WAC and the famous and dangerous Ralph

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ralph = will cut somebody

Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?

by emperor nobody on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

he will cut a bitch.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

All right stomer's dance partners ...

everyone going to tacogate drink an extra one for me

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM PDT reply actions  

stomper's dance partners?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

si si

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

night night...will you tailgate with us sometime?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

si si

If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.

by harensheir15 on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

We gonna keep talking?

This thread’s getting kinda full. Should I open another?

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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM PDT reply actions  

I think I will keep talking.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be gone in a minute or two...

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

IN A MIN OR

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should leave now.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

ENOUGH!!!!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you so bitter?

It’s over, done, get past it.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bitter?

About?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guys. Stop. Please.

If you want to have this out, do it away from the site.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He started it.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It honestly doesn't matter.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok I'm sorry papi.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

so you can be the bigger person and stop it.....ignore and do not rise to the bait.

it doesn’t matter who started….you can end.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should really get some shuteye

g’nite party people
GO A’S!!

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

nite

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

night Swish!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

night!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

night Jo1

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

night!

good luck with the tacogate tomorrow!

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nite Berry Berry. :)

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

good night very Berry.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

night.....hope your kitty will be doing better very soon!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, you're so kind, Berry Jo. :)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm goin to sleep too.

nite.

yes the fact that Thresh and I are both going to bed at the same time is a COMPLETE coincidence.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM PDT reply actions  

night mikey!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

g'night!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

nite, angel.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're just following her ass

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Aug 21, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

nite!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

RRS-

have you heard the power remix, it has jay-z in it and sounds pretty sick

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't listen to new music.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

really?

you’re missing some good stuff then

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 21, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

alright good night everyone

maybe ill run into some of you tomorrow.

www.kapayne.tumblr.com

by thewhizkid on Aug 21, 2010 1:05 AM PDT reply actions  

night whiz.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

All the way out now.....sleep well ANers!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Aug 21, 2010 1:05 AM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe I'm going to be in Oakland tomorrow but not

at the game.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Why are you in Oakland but not at the game?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sis' move in day at Mills.

I’m part of the whole-day-long bon voyage committee.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoa! WBC's is going to Mills? Very cool!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure I said that long long ago.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

You did.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, I have a memory like a sieve, so...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

My grandma used to always say "I've got a head like a sieve". She also used to slap her hand against her head and say "Boing!" if she forgot something.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your grandma sounds like she was someone's BFF

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

She was great. She was a scientist on Plum Island.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 21, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mills Girls = hot

I have pleasant memories in Mills dorms.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please, don't.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

Memories = in the past

With a person who is now married with two kids and old enough to be your mother. NOT your sister.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Says the guy who likes real high school girls.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I befriend them in age-appropriate ways.

My teenage friends love me. They smile and flirt with me while knowing that I’m not trying to get in their pants.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's still a little sick...

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok then.

You had best heed those words.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey DMOAS,

Why is Bloomie not speaking to me.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:11 AM PDT reply actions  

he's a moody prick who believes in conspiracy theories.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

We're conspiring to drink you, bloom.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I'm not?

I blame Roosevelt and Churchill for the Lusitania and for Pearl Harbor.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

No... Bloomy is definitely NOT speaking to you.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

H-Rod got his first ML win.

LOL

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:13 AM PDT reply actions  

That's not funny.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Celebratory?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, sure.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm back

Did I miss much? hehehe

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Aug 21, 2010 1:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH FUCK.

I’ll make a new thread. hold on.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Green

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Grant.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Money money money money.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we make a list of top 10 EX-presidents,

Grant makes my list.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Aug 21, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bloomie isn't speaking to me,

and I can’t figure out why. (Um, not that I care….)

Queso is calling me a pedophile, and DMOAS is backing him up.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't say anything to Queso.

You might get flagged.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

No.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Missed some drama I see

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Aug 21, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

A CT thread is not an acceptable place to have a pissing match.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

The thread is over.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

you two are acting like teenagers!

oh….wait….

NEW CT THREAD HERE.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, how come you just can't let it go?

It was a joke in the first place.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even know what you're talking about.

And I can’t let it go because you claimed I was bitter about something and you didn’t say what.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

After I said Flagged, you just went off on me.

I’m sure some people would have been offended at what you said, just heed that.

Why are you getting angry for pointing out that you may have said something that wasn’t in good taste, even if it was just in jest?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha.

I didn’t go off on you.

If anyone is angry, it’s you. You’ve had it out for me since day one.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

...Huh?

Dude if I’ve been pointing the shotgun at you, I seriously would have noticed.

I don’t care enough about the trivial things you do, and you’re just as trite at me as I may have been with you.

You’re just acting paranoid.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not that I cared about what you did.

It’s that I cared about what someone would think about this site as a whole if they saw what you had said.

Could we just drop this? It’s trivial at best now.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not gonna say it but CTRL + F a certain racial slur here.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn't a slur, but okay.

It’s a CT thread, so whatever.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

What you think of it isn't

what everyone else thinks of that.

And just because it’s an off-topic thread doesn’t give you the clearance to make comments like that.

That’s like saying just because you’re a cop, you can kill anyone you want without consequence? Not at all.

That’s all I’m saying.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're comparing killing to something that isn't a racial slur.

No one came out and said, “I’m offended!”

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

A) it was a racial slur
B) you were explicitly told not to use it
C) someone’s offense to the word here is relevant
D) this isn’t a “free” zone, it’s just a loose zone
E) you’ve been REPEATEDLY told to STOP and you haven’t.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You grew up in a different time period so that's why you think it's a racial slur.

When was I told not to use it? After I said it?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

RRS, when have you EVER seen anyone use that phrase here?

Ever?

Come the fuck on, man.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I'm not asking any longer.

I’m telling you, as a mod, stop right now.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE LIKE A CLINGY GIRLFRIEND.

YOU SAY YOU’RE DONE WITH IT BUT YOU BRING IT UP REPEATEDLY TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

What did I say I was done with?

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

guys....c'mon.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's like DFA and LCJ!

But, you know, those two eventually worked through it, so let’s see how it plays.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

how it's gonna play is one or both of them will get banned

for not listening to their peers and the mods when they’ve repeatedly asked/told/pleaded/demanded that they cease and desist.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

And for distrupting an entire thread with this BS.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even know what they're arguing about.

Is this because of the N word?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's because they'

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's because they're both 18 and have way too much testosterone.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Started that way

Then RSS wouldn’t let it drop and basically keeps bring it up and trying to bait Cheesy into it over and over again.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.

by DMOAS on Aug 21, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND Cheese won't walk the fuck away.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 21, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry Bloom.

It’s just tough.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, OK.

To RRS: You don’t have to agree with the rule to respect it. I too think it’s silly that people get bent out of shape over the N word, whether or not used as gangsta talk. But people do, so just don’t do it.

To both RRS and EQC: Just stop. If the other one brings it up, don’t answer. Even if the other one is being annoying and wrong, still don’t answer him.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's an analogy, not necessarily 100% accurate.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh.

Okay.

"You're all like big fat failure turtles." - Edge

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 21, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just concerned. Oakland's a scary place sometimes.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 21, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Don’t be afraid. I take care of people, I don’t hurt them.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 21, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I followed this entire game on my mom's phone when I was at dinner.

Which is how I watch every game.
I wish Phoenix TV played the A’s. We’re at least more significant than the Diamondbacks.
Anyway, this game made me extremely ahppy that I made Vin my new favorite.
And, we need the damn baseball package. Dear Jesus. I miss so much.

by bmiller16 on Aug 21, 2010 2:03 AM PDT reply actions  

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