CT Thread 8/17
by danmerqury on Aug 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT
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hmmm, a winning CT thread. not sure how to handle it.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho. --- theme for august = remain calm and try to truly enjoy a .500 team.
I'll take Jayson Werth, Orlando Hudson and the 2006-2008 version of Conor Jackson.
- Daric Barton, 1B
- Jack Cust, DH
- Jayson Werth, RF
- Conor Jackson, LF
- Orlando Hudson, 2B
- Coco Crisp, CF
- Kurt Suzuki, C
- Cliff Pennington, SS
- Kevin Kouzmanoff, 3B
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
works for me
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
if there is enough power,
I’d love to keep Ellie
I know a certain white shoed gal who’ll agree wih me
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to keep Ellie forever and ever and ever and ever.
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 17, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
meee toooo! He's not ready to retire tho I don't think!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
hudson < a's femme fetales
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
OR HALF-PRICE BELTRAN!
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
I need to take a break now, but
I expect to see top 10 hottie lists when I come back later tonight.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Looks like Texas have put the final nail in our coffin.....
The Rangers signed infielder Alex Cora and assigned him to Triple A, according to Jeff Wilson of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/08/rangers-sign-alex-cora.html
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
I wonder if the Rangers have got a New York Mets late season tank in them
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other than about 11 better bats in the lineup
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
And it's even worse to imagine the Angels coming back to win it
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess if the A's don't win I really don't care who does
Texas or L.A. it doesn’t matter to me
But seriously, folks....
What about Mariners?
Apart from being perhaps the greatest comeback ever.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 17, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't even think to include Seattle but yeah whatever
I think of all 3 of the division teams about the same.
But seriously, folks....
Where do you think you're going?
Stay, please.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If only to celebrate the date of Reggie's last homerun....
thanks KK
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Gtg errands before teh shops shut
Afternoon all. Good game :)
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Hey we won.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Glorious.
I may never return.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
by pam5981 on Aug 17, 2010 10:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
pam!
They found out we haven’t been keeping the uni stats updated. I didn’t tell, I swear.
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 17, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Pam in Tahoe! I hope you're having fun!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hey.
How’re ya doin?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ZF’s All Hotness 25 man roster:
C: Saltalamacchia, Powell
1B: Giambi? Bagwell?
2B: Biggio
SS: A-Rod, Jeter
3B: Chavez, Caminiti
DH: Crash Davis (too old to catch)
OF:
Sizemore
Sweeney
Worth
Burrell
Kapler
SP:
CJ Wilson
Gio
Harden
Mulder
Zito
RP:
Blevins
Dinardo
Street
Izzy
Gagne
You really put that for SS?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
When you said you were taking some liberties and some questionable choices… I didn’t think you’d go there.
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BLOOM. For men.
I never figured you to be a Gagne type of guy
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
I always thought tall/skinny was your type
Not so much big and scruffy
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Hee.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Ecletic taste.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
but it seriously lacks the dead sexy.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
AF - sirbed
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Not bad.
Disagree on 2B, DEFINITELY NO ON THE SS MADNESS. OF is not bad, though I’m not a Burrell or Kapler fan. SP = beautiful. And not too bad on the RP.
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 17, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
There's something I've never liked about Pat Burrell
I have no idea why, and I was talking with a Giants fan friend about this, and she couldn’t figure it out either.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
A good portion of athletes are
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Giambi is a hottie?
Really??
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
quiet, you.
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
He is a free agent after next season.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The A's have stolen 39 bases since the break.
That leads the league.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
I'm starting to think Dan is avoiding me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Get back to work.
Nico is not paying you for this CT thread nonsense.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't see a link for the CT thread.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oh sure it was.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Like I'm gonna click on some random link. It's probably porn.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
bow chick bow bow
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I look at the Blue Jays schedule and I see that tomorrow's game is televised in local Toronto markets as usual.
When I look at MLB Extra Innings, the game is not listed.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe DirecTV doesn't carry Canadian stations?
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I know they do.
I remember watching the Canadian telecast for Morrow’s no-hit bid.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
And they even show the CBC, TSN, and Roger Sportsnet feeds for NHL Center Ice
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Edge.
I’d also love Jayson Werth in 2011.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm loving the sluggers in Vancouver.
oakclubhouse
AJ Kirby-Jones hit his 12th HR, Michael Choice & John Whitaker each hit his 2nd HR and Vancouver cruises to the 9-2 win. #Athletics
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
I don't know.
He has a career .670 OPS, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Drafted 25th round this year.
Scout.com says “Josh Whitaker” and calls him a 3B. But both the Examiner story and my program from the Aquasox game say “John Whitaker” and call him an outfielder.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
How long will the flight from Vancouver take to get to Oakland?
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
AJ-KJ
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
For Four letters, that's a mouthful
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...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I don't have internet service from comcrap, just t.v.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Dr. Cox is awesome.
He might be my favorite character on Scrubs.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol, comcast.
Get out while you can, Attijah! D:
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I got that email too
But I haven’t had comcast service in like 2 years.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 17, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I got my AT&T bill today and they just raised their 1.5 MBs plan by $3. Might not sound like much but about a year and a half
ago they raised it by five. And over time I have more slowdowns and outages.
I think I’m just pissed that every frigging company keeps raising their prices, lowering their service and my income goes down. I know things like internet and A’s games on t.v. are luxuries, but I’ve been frugalling my butt off to keep them. It just keeps getting harder.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Everything just keeps going up and up except most people's wages
Things suck all over.
But seriously, folks....
I will miss you guys if I have to cancel internet. You'll all stop existing and what not.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I think cable would have to go first. But ty sirbed.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Look at you trying to save bandwidth! What a sweetheart.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Cap'n's all hot baseball list.
Kra
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Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
Ooh right, Eri.
♥
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd have asked her out by now if I was an Outlaw.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I already did.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not a Chico Outlaw.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I live near Chico.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Take me please.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
And you haven't caught Eri Fever?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I'm so A's centric I sneer at the Outlaws.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'd be in the same boat too, except for the fact they have a cute pitcher.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Back off, sir you don't want to get hurt by me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I might be tempted to go if some of you big talkers came up here to catch a game.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I doubt I'd be able to convince my sister about that trip.
“So I’d like to go to Chico to watch a baseball game.”
“But I thought that’s why we drove 10 hours to get to Oakland?”
“Erm………well you see………..there’s a cute pitcher…….”
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Back off sir.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't mean I didn't.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
All right, revelers!
If there’s a 3rd CT thread, I’ll be back.
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
Taylor, Cardenas and Carter all went 1-for-4 in Sacramento's win tonight.
Taylor drove in two runs with a single, Cardenas hit a double and Carter hit a homer.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
OK it's EN's top ten MLB players I'd do
not really in any order:
Landon Powell
David Eckstein
Cliff Pennington
Jarrod Saltalamacchia
Jacoby Ellsbury
Josh Beckett
Rich Harden
Ian Kinsler
Jason Bartlett
Brett Anderson
Harden would probably get injured, so he’s unlikely…. Anderson is there just for the tweets afterwards. Beckett looks exactly like my friend Greg, who is like the hottest human being alive that I know of.
Honestly I am rarely attracted to jocky athlete types, so there’s not many I could get into in that way.
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by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
The one consensus pick of everyone seems to be Saltalamacchia.
Everyone wants to jump the spot.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Great victory!
7 hits! woo!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Green came into tonight hitting .313/.360/.495 on the season.
Tonight, he was 2-for-4 with a triple. He only had a .724 OPS in April and a .787 OPS in July, but he’s been basically killing it ever since.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Just killed a cricket that was wandering around my kitchen.
In related news, cricket guts are gross.
It's Not Just About Baseball - First Ten I Thought Of
1. Johnny Depp
2. Mark Mulder
3. Ryan Sweeney (similar looks and body types)
4. Michael Taylor
5. Huston Street
6. Brad Pitt
7. Tom Cruise (of an era)
8. George Clooney
9. Saltalamacchia
10. Denzel Washington
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Like it, especially the Clooney and Denzel.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I put one in one of the game threads...
one of these days I’ll have to do a Top 10 A’s, 2002-present. We’ve had some good ones.
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Try Actors who have played a baseball player in a movie.
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No contest?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
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BLOOM. For men.
And the other 9?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Keanu Reeves was in a baseball movie.
A bad baseball movie, mind, but still…
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Oh really? Interesting.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Mostly because he can't act. At all.
I suppose he might be moderately good-looking, but I can’t get past the lack of acting ability.
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 17, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
hi 67m!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
okay, I've gained a little weight--what of it?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
just a pound.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Footsteps Falco.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
For a guy that can't act he's been in some good movies.
Yes he’s very limited, but he usually picks his scripts very well.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Sigh.
The Matrix.
Speed.
My Own Private Idaho.
Point Break.
Constantine.
That’s a resume most actors would kill for.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
He actually does well when he plays a character that shows no emotion. I'm serious.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He's kinda awful in The Day the Earth Stood Still...
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
This one:
It has some poignant moments, but wow is Keanu Reeves miscast.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
much ado about nothing.
It’s Shakespeare for poontang.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude. All Shakespeare is for poontang.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Well, yes, but that actually means poontang.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven't seen that.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
the one where he coached a little league team and was a compulsive gambler or some shit
Pam liked my old sig better.
umm, eww.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I don't like him. Oh wait- I did like him in The Body Guard.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
What about in JFK?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
off the top of my head???? I'm broadening it out to actors in a baseball movie
Tom Hanks
Field of Dreams guy…..Kevin Costner
James Earl Jones
Michael Keaton
Brad Pitt
Optimist Prime (expecting to see the body double)
Scott Hatteberg (actor AND player)
Charlie Sheen
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Bernie Mac
in the greatest baseball movie ever, Mr 3000
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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Breslow is okay.
joestiglich
Breslow has a bruised forearm but doesn’t believe he’ll need X-rays. Thinks he’ll be fine. #athletics
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
So DL in a week?
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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Tomorrow.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That doesn't sounds like the A's
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BLOOM. For men.
Gotta start somewhere, huh?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
something about if you're not hittin .270 you should be in danger of losing your job.
Pam liked my old sig better.
Totally
There are so many sub .270 hitters that I would take over some of our .270+ hitters in a heartbeat.
by duballers23 on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for bed....good win and it was a nice game thread
have fun in the CT thread and sleep well everyone.
But seriously, folks....
Night!
Quitter.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
good night sirbed, wish I could have chatted with you some more.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm on hold
shout outs all around
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by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
go EN!
BTW, I loved the recap last night buddy. Especially the Cheech and Chong pic/riddle.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
what about my T-Shirt???
We’re Building Something Here! (EN’S IDEA)
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Does it have an arrow on it?
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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Over their last four games, the Marlins had been hitting 0-for-33 with RISP.
Didn’t our RISP hitless streak end at 32?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
So...apparently, the magic combination is me and Poppy at the game together.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
She bought me dinner, too!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
she got me an atomic hot with the onions and the peppers!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
it was good, but I hate that others watch me eat it.
Trust me—it’s gruesome.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, it's more gruesome watching me devour the beast.
It’s pitch black—you’ll most likely be eaten by a grue.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If you burp
You’d better do it right too.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
well, in fairness to her prognisticating ability....she did ask me what i wanted.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
this is true...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
this.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
or iglew.
But only because both their stomachs would esplode.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct, good sir.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
yes indeed
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
well, that's cause you're weird ;-)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird in the best possible way.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Poppy is a girl???
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
fancy that
glad you two had a good time!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
ik, r?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
there is, however, a Mr. poppy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
um, danbot, stormtown's a woman.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
At least I know
You’re a man robot
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
which part?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm 10-2 since returning.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
that DOES sound like her...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lurker.
And apparently, she’s gone back to lurking…
Feeba! Here girl!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
did she insist upon a day game?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If I were her I'd insist...
;)
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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
It's magic you know. Never believe it's not so.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
hey! back to LA with a win!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
omfg. NO. NO DH HAS NOT BEEN A PROBLEM. CUST IS THE BEST HITTER ON THE GODDAMN TEAM.
Pam liked my old sig better.
Snoop Bloomy Bloom--need to get a joby job.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
I guess....I always thought it meant you were smart enough to not have to work...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Fudge Shop Baby, Fudge Shop
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
you wanna go to the fudge shop again?
Do you need to be held?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
No
(kinda)
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Well, hello there.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
poor baby. Don't worry. We'll cuddle again soon.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
Trying to take friday & monday off. Playtime!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
cool.
might have plans day Friday.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
S'okay
I give it about 50% chance I work part of both days and there’s something I can do during the day instead. Might go hiking late morning/early afternoon if I don’t work.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
If I don't do my thing, can we go hiking together?
(god, that sounds soooo gay)
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
right up there with Harvey Milk in a whipped cream eating contest, my friend.
Pam liked my old sig better.
I will wear Daisy Dukes, a flannel tied up in front and hiking boots.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
there's a visual for you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm,....kind of a sex pot.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I just saw that movie this past weekend. Even knowing what would happen my eyes welled.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It is. I wish I could have shared it with someone.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
sorry your ex is homophobic jerkhead.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
me too. sigh.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The first time I saw it,
it was a free showing in the biggest campus auditorium paid for and sponsored by the school’s LGBT group. The crowd was into the movie quite a bit, as you’d expect. Totally made it that much better.
Well here me and my and cats and pigeons dressed up as all the characters and recited their lines.
So there.
(but that does sound cool)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
lol, of course! (she was the gay woman, right?)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Pretty much.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm assuming we don't count Anita Bryant.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
it was so good...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay... But if we go into the city
We’d better know about it ahead of time so we can actually dress appropriately this time.
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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
fucking Chicken.
STILL claims to have told us.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And I still call Bullshit.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
In the city and night
Warm.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
Oh, yeah, right
The Tigers just gonna give Cabrera up for fucking nothing
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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I NEED ENTERTAINMENT...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
Dallas is being Dallas.
susanslusser
Braden calls facing #BlueJays: “like staring down a beer-league softball lineup. It’s like they can hit home runs at will.” #athletics
10 minutes ago via web
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
Yes.
It was fun.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I can’t tell if a girl or boy
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
any tapioca?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
boo
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i guess chocolate will be okay...
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
with pudding?
That sounds weird.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
guess.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Sockeser.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Master...
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
it would have had to be a good one to break his pinky toe...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
stubbed it so bad that it's still pretty swollen and red, and every time I move it it cracks.
it might be a slight dislocation or something too, since it actually feels better when it pops.
I dunno, It’s a toe, not much you can do about it.
Pam liked my old sig better.
That last call was me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
that wasn't very saucy
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
FCC rules and all.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
that was just struck down by the supreme court
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not the things I wanted to say!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
yowsa!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
This CT thread is intimidating to post in because I have no idea
what the fuck any of you are talking about.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions
CAUSE YOU ASSHOLES SEE EACH OTHER IN REAL LIFE.
I’M LIKE THE MYSTERIOUS CHEESE MAN
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
WELL STOP BEING THE MYSTERIOUS CHEESE MAN AND FUCKING SHOW UP!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but I like complaining.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
oh. well. carry on.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
it's my thang.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
mike.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Me and the Cap't make it happen.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
what happens where
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Old commercial Cheesy.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
You can fix that by hanging out with us some day Cheesy.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
I've never seen any of these assholes, if it makes you feel better
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't see them in real life.
Neither does sirbed.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
maybe.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
mainly sex and food.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
this ;(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
According to some, just football and food.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Isn't that part of the charm of the CT threads?
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
You are not
Aw, and good night!
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Or really young and clueless
Like me, RRS not included.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Good night, Lynnzy! :)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
just start talking about something
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad joke CT
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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Top 10x2 Hot Players (incl those who have retired in the last five years):
By A’s/recent A’s and Not-At-All A’s:
A’s:
1. Dan Haren
2. Tim Hudson
3. Barry Zito
4. Mark Mulder
5. Ramon Hernandez
6. Huston Street
7. Kurt Suzuki
8. Eric Chavez
9. Nick Swisher
10. Scott Hatteberg
Honorable mention: Craig Breslow and his brain
Not-A’s:
1. Joe Mauer
2. Chase Utley
3. Evan Longoria
4. Jeff Francouer
5. Joe Nathan
6. Grady Sizemore
7. JT Snow
8. Cole Hamels
9. Brad Ausmus
10. David Wright
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
you turn into sirbed when I wasn't looking?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
And needed an excuse to look up pictures of Mr. Longoria.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Evan? He had a good commercial in the TB area when I lived there.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I was not wearing pants, no.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Mulder and Hernadez riled me up, I can't look at other players *that* way. And what, no Gio?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
meow meow big three meow
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm trying hard right now not to get too attached to Gio, I have a horrible feeling Billy's gonna trade him so I'm trying not to have another broken heart. D:
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
attach yourself to someone crappy
like cedrick bowers
OK I gave all of you extensive shoutouts
and you didn’t even hear them LOLOL
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions
yes you were in there Don
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
next time I am going to shout out to OAH
all AU FRANCAIS
CT will be baffled.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
THREE BEANS
i know spanish. i am so smart, SMRT. I mean SMART
he didn't say hi to you. You're a narc.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
huh. EN is part of the....establishment! Fuck!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No I'm not!!!! Rage against the machine!!!!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I cry when angels deserve to die.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I always get them mixed up. I'm fallible. HOW ABOUT YOU?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Well, you suck at placing new game threads. There, I said it.
It’s what we’re all thinking.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
the Angels DO deserve to die. especially Scoscia
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I love you.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Are we on 1st base now?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Checks bra- wait, what's first?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
shameless online flirting
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeez, we've been there since you whispered in my ear.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
In that case, let me help you with that bra
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, get a room!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
(looks around, notices CT thread)
I think we did
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it always have this funky music?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm sure there are some white boys playing it, so yes
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I did hear synth.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
1st is removal of bra? I thought that was 2nd
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
you'll make up with a very high wOBA
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got a low SLG so I have to keep my OBP up.
So I’ve been told.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP is worth twice SLG
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It surely is.
I’m like Ichiro. I could hit home runs any time I want, but I’d rather get lots and lots of base hits.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
that's what they'd have you believe
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought
1st – kissing
2nd – heavy petting
3rd – oral
Home run – well, you figure it out
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
If that's the case, I'm still in the batter's box.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep watching the pitches.
Eventually someone will walk you.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
3rd - removal of clothing
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
then it's tuesday afternoon
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
the flick my sis wanted to see turns out be way too depressing
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Mystic River
Sean Penn’s daughter is murdered!
I’m up for drama … but …. kid’s murder is pretty up there
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah.....goooood movie. GREAT book but yes. No parent should have to live through that.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
if they'd been no hit tonight,
I’d be watching it right now
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
awwwwww. that's a sad thought.....
but I get it.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Film is a very powerful medium ... for me
a very good one will just consume me and then it’s bye bye productivity for a week
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
in my head and involuntarily
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OH....I don't like to watch by myself b/c I like to discuss them!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I'm not convinced. What have you heard about it?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
nothing, just really enjoy the premise
and the actors
I hear that
I go through phases
I still can’t discuss Taxi Driver
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Marty's Masterpiece
Can’t believe it took til The Departed for him
that’s like his 5th best movie
If anybody asks, I'm not here.
I'm never here.
by harensheir15 on Aug 17, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
turn this green
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah
this happens ALL THE TIME om Haight Street to me, where kids dealing weed say “Hi Officer” to me as I go by.
If they only knew that I have smoked more drugs in my life than they have had hot meals.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
See? You're a narc, too!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
get you hands up!
[[[[frisks you suggestively]]]]
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What'd you say about me? I'm not listening atm.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I said you were single and needed a cheese queen to make your kingdom complete
No I am joking… I didn’t mention you, just Lynn, Mike, Don, Athletica (CT is coming to TacoGate 2010), Don and DMOAS
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
OH U
oh aw.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
you are not alone in that, I'm sure.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah
I totally mentioned Berry Jo too, and this shirt thing
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
you need to mention me and sandwiches.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Which Mike & is Bloomy showing up?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
mikev
and I dunno if LB is coming or just breathing hard.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Mikev can't make it.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.
are you going to game? or Out of town this weekend?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
that's what I though....just checking. job interview?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
no. being a friend
3 really good friends just got out of LTRs and need bachelorizing.
ahhhhh. at least we know you'll be having fun!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
that's your job, dude....keepin them from drowning their sorrows!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
You didn't give me one and I'm such a fan.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
next time
it’s not like I’ll never talk to Chris again LOL
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I did! Thanks for reminding him he hasn't gotten back to me about the shirt!!
Do you need a ticket for Sat?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
1:30 I think.....we changed the schedule. It's like meeting day and staff develoment and stuff
but not every week.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
depends - 2:00 for students starting at 7;15 AND 3 PM an 8:15 start.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
that's problematic
that we have an SAT class starting at 2, if some of my students will get out at 3.
no you are doing it on WED. ALl the kids are out at the same time.
sorry if I wasn’t clear….
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
but the kids get off every wed at 1:30 PM whether we have meetings or not.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
yes I do
can you get me one and I’ll give you money?
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome BJ
thanks luv!!
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
SportsMachine.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, Dan.
Some people are so forgetful these days.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
hey man
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It was awesome!
Especially the cow!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 17, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, so, I'm a total clothing idiot with no style and normally wear Tshirts.
but I got a 100% polyester polo shirt from the place I play soccer, and…
this thing is fucking AWESOME.
It’s like that coolmax stuff only it’s nicer looking than tshirts. WHY DIDN’T I KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE?
I need more of them. soon.
Pam liked my old sig better.
You lost me with polyester. Cotton is the fabric of my life.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you're like a commercial
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
polyester sucks
learn to shirt.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
compliment.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still wearing it. It is awesome. Much better than cotton.
Moisture wicking FTW
Pam liked my old sig better.
isn't it tight and itchy
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i have an a's jersey called coolbase
i use it when i exercise it’s tight shit awesome
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
right. it's like that only it's loose fitting.
it’s basically the most awesome shirt ever.
Pam liked my old sig better.
o ok
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm telling you, Bro -- Jorge Campos FTW.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
okay, burgers with Sheila time.
BBL.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
have fun!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
mail me one.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is this guy
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
we're not doing s/t with pitchers??? No just developing them so they can F'ing dominate!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
but I have hopes that we really ARE rebuliding in which case we will need this pitching to make a run.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
not sure.....I think when we traded away the farm, no ammunition!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Oh I know....we all are I think.....these flashes of great games remind me of the days when we could count on wins!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I remember those days...
but as a fan all I really need is to feel we’re in contention. That makes for a successful season in my book.
What is also death is watching pitchers throw really well and get shit for it
Because of a crackerjack offense
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
I've decided I'm going to stop complaining now.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions
really?
Praise Jeebus!!
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 17, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
What do I complain about anyway?
Helps to know where to start.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
EN BOY
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
We're making progress.
I use the subject line and you’re going to stop complaining.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey! So I have a bunch of free tickets for the Stockton Ports
@ the SJ Giants. Monday, 7 PM. I’ll be in LA, so I can’t go…but does anyone else want to?
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
A lot of offense
underneath my Christmas tree.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I just want a hitter for our own
More than you could ever know.
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas, is O.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG I LOVE YOU!!!!!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I don't need to spread my defense
all around the diamond here.
Billy Beane won’t keep my happy
with a toy on Christmas Day.
I just want O for our own,
more than you could ever know.
Make my wish come true,
All I want for Christmas is O.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It's my smoking jacket
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't you dirty up Christmas.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The perfect mix of baseball and one of my favorite Christmas songs. I'm ready for Dectober.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
hah, corny as hell, but perfect for Christmas.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
are you a Mariah Carey fan?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Not really but she does have one of the best Christmas songs evuh!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You can hear this guy's clinking glasses back there
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
better than screaming kids.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
OK, I made another try at the man-crush hottie players list:
1. Chavvy!
2. Gio!
3. Swish!
4. Chris Carter!
5. um… hmm, still can’t make it to 10. That’s as far as my man-love goes.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
You forgot the man. on a horse. backwards.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Man and horse, eh?
Carlos Lee?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
and yes, he's a playah.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Horseman?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
no Travis?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really.
I tried putting him in last time, but I realized I was just going on hearsay and reputation and not really feeling it myself.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Landon?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Aug 17, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think I've ever even seen Landon.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Mancrush?
1) Braden
2) zooks
3) Coco
4) Grant Green
5) Zitooooo
6) Frank Thomas
7) Frank Thomas
8) Frank Thomas
9) Scott Hatteberg
10) Breslow
Runners Up: Chadford, Ontiveros, Chavez
actually, add breslow to runners up
forgot huddy.
Ooh! Frank Thomas!! I forgot about him.
I’m up to five now.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
5 frank thomases?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Frank Thomas is the most underrated hitter of the last 20 years.
Maybe I’m biased, but whatever.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 17, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I say Thomas is underrated because I don't think he was given the publicity hitters inferior to him were given.
For one, as far as we know, Frank Thomas is clean. His career OBP and OPS numbers are better than A-Rod’s when I compare each hitter in their primes. I just think Thomas wasn’t given as much recognition has he was given during his playing career. That’s why I call him underrated.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 18, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree with this.
Acknowledged as great, but even greater than is recognized. Underrated.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
So, non-sexual, platonic A's man-crushes, in no particular order
1. Braden
2. Steve Sparks
3. Zito
4. Frank Thomas
5. Scutaro
6. Frank Menechino
7. Billy Koch
8. Matt Stairs
9. Breslow
10. Tejada
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Tejada's cute.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Night everyone......see you on Thurs probably.
Go A’S!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
G'nite.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 17, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
g'nite very Berry
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Pub trivia questions!
Pub trivia was great tonight. Came in 2nd, lost by ONE POINT. NO LOOKING THESE UP. Not fair (or fun!).
1) Name the 2 MLB players to hit 30+ HRs for 5 different teams. Both began their careers in the 80’s and retired in the 2000’s, and at one point played for the same team. BONUS: Name the team.
2) Which AFC team lead the NFL in yards the last 2 seasons?
3) Which 3 active QBs in the NFL have the highest winning percentage (played more than 64 games)
…that’s all i can remember right now.
30+ HRs for FIVE different teams?
Wow.
1. Gary Sheffield? No idea on another.
2. Patriots? Colts? Possibly even the Vikings?
3. Tony Romo for sure, Ben Roethlisberger maybe, and…Peyton Manning? Brady’s likely up there too.
Sheffield hasn't retired yet
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
oh, a few more:
4) What band does Stephanie Meyer say inspires her writing?
5) What dog breed is regarded as the most intelligent?
5. Jack Russell Terrier
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
1. Andres Galarraga?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
but who's the other guy?
I’m thinking team is Yankees?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I looked up vaughn
he did it with 4 teams and they were teammates with the brewers
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
I'll give you guys til the end of me reading Kawakmi's interview with Lacob
it could be awhile
Sheffield and Abreu
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you make your top 10 hottie list?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I believe so.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I've been bringing pine needles to Jada's nest like a good pigeon mate. I had to. She tried to drag a speaker wire over to it.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
are you remembering when Moses ate my headphone wires?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Damn, I wish I had your memory sticks.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
who is Jada?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
She is my woman.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
We try not to label it.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I thought you loved me
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I do, but apparently I knocked up a pigeon.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I just love, dan. I just love.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
we all make mistakes
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
If the eggs actually hatch I made more than a mistake, I made some scientifically impossible crime.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you can't be held responsible if it's impossible, right?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I will fight Jada in court if necessary.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
-Will Smith
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that better or worse than being fertile?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
virile = referring to males
fertile = referring to women (generally)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I did not go through life knowing that. :P
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
well, now you know sweetie
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
You are crusin' for a bruisin' baby.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
take your best shot
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
There there, attjah.
Let’s just go get some pidgeon food and mull over whilst discussing sabermetrics.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Tell her to stop messing with your stuff or else she won't get any more pidgeons to sex up.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not against any religion
To want to sex up a pigeon.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
This is Jada
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
How do you say no?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
that's a prissy looking bird
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
You could never get a pigeon like that.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
(channeling sirbed)
No, I get muggy
/sirbed
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Does she wiggle her butt at you?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
not anymore. She got what she wanted I guess.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
sex.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
simulated sex. well, I didn't do anything.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I heard male pigeons are gifted downstairs.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
In high school I had a friend with an unspayed female cat,
and she’d do her with a Q-Tip when she was in heat, to shut up the yowling.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
the fuck.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I did that once when I was waiting for the vet spay app't. (she was a rescue)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I know, right, Dan?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
ah good times
I find it funny you’ve remembered that up until now
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Aug 18, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Old memories
I didn’t know her that well, but she was close friends with my sister’s boyfriend. In my first year in opera choruses, when I was 17, she was also in the chorus and we’d carpool to rehearsals. Her car smelled like jasmine and dog.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
but she did the right thing, short of having her spayed.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It is indeed the right thing to do
when a lady is yowling.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Things men should know:
Do not equate sticking a Q-tip into a unspayed cat with shutting us up.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I think you have a good lawsuit on your hands.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
My teacher demonstrated on me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you have a lawsuit too.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm kidding, I was home schooled.
No teachers. :(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It was fun though, I never had to wake up.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Explain?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I never did anything!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, in that case I'm not interested any more.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Most birds don't have a penis. They rub their cloaca together during sex. (did I just committ a CGV?)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
No more than I did above.
Fun fact #1: plural of cloaca is cloacae.
Fun fact #2: cloaca is Latin for sewer.
Fun fact #3: many lizards and snakes have two-headed penises.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Those facts aren't especially fun.
Except maybe #3.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You crack me up! I know, it's too much for your machinery.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Awwww, adorable. :3
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm such a girl. :l
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, it is adorable.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 18, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Cheese Whiz and RRS. I think she's cute too.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I have so many weird nicknames.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks! Cuz I made her and all.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you sure that's a pigeon?
it’s clean looking
PAH.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Pidgey
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Wiggle-Butt
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Rued.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
If you really knew pigeons you'd know how intelligent, affectionate and just plain individualistic they can be.
I wish more people knew. I wouldn’t have to rescue them otherwise.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
that bird is a WHORE!
just look at it!
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by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I flap my wing at you, sir!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
harlot!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Charlaton!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Heston!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Quixenberry!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
danbot!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Bloomiere!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
You're a little lost there, mister. You were supposed to take a left, not a right at that corner.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Watusi?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Ma moosey.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Trivia answers
Drumroll, please….
1) Sheffield and Fred McGriff, Padres
2) Texans
3) Brady, Rivers, Roethlesberger
4) Muse
5) Border Collie
just looked it up
i guess it was which team led the AFC in yardage, not the whole NFL. Must’ve misunderstood the question. But, yes, the Texans have had the most yards in the AFC the last 2 years, and are 2nd overall. First? New Orleans.
i'm surprised they didn't ask a question about bryan westbrook
the guy likes to ask lots of sports questions, especially football. I was waiting for “How many 16 game seasons has Westbrook had?”
None.
I think Schaub is a lot better than decent.
He ranks first in pass yardage, fourth in completion percentage and seventh in quarterback rating.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 18, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, didn't know that.
I would have put him in the third-tier of QBs, something like:
Manning/Brady/Brees
Rivers/Rodgers/Romo
Schaub/Palmer/E. Manning
They're just making that up.
Kind of like that story about eight divisions.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
the Houston team before
was named the Oilers..
I think Texans is slightly better
I like Oilers better.
There should be more sports teams named for mathematicians.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
it wasn't named after a mathemetician
it was named after the fact that, in texas, there are a crap ton of oil fields
Huh, I didn't know that.
I suppose now you’re going to tell me the Cincinnati Weierstrasses weren’t named for a mathematician either.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I do believe the Texans are a trendy pick again, but I am not buying it this year.
Houston has the toughest schedule in the AFC. Having to play Indianapolis twice and the best division in football is going to be tough. I think they’ll be .500 this year.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 18, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you enjoying Travis back on the team, OAH?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
unfortunately i haven't seen him play yet, i was surprised to hear he was back
by OakA'sHoney on Aug 18, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
He started yesterday, but not today.
He’ll probably play again tomorrow afternoon.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
but that means sitting
cojack, rajai, coco or cust
give cust a break for now?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Is the game on t.v. tomorrow?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That would be weird.
If Buck plays tomorrow, it would be his second start against LHP without a start against RHP despite there being an opportunity tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 18, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I don't know about that RHP LHP stuff.
Your guess is probably better than mine. I just figured it was Travis’s turn.
Then again, I’m stupider, which means I probably think more like Bob Geren.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I don't understand playing Buck against a LHP and not a RHP.
If you play him against a LHP, you might as well play him against a RHP. I would have played him over Davis tonight, but it all worked out anyway.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 18, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
No, but it is televised locally in Toronto.
I don’t see the game on MLB Extra Innings, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 18, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
alright folks, i'm out
sorry for all the consternation about pidgeons, texans and sheffield’s retirement.
I’ll see you all on the flip side
good night noava, no sweat about the pigeons. :)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
My dad's making jokes about him living in my dorm room.
I’m fucking scared now.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:51 AM PDT reply actions
SAVE ME.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Your dad is funny.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
good night OAH!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
G'night.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
So now we can talk stats. Fip. comments?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I read what fip meant but I think my brain keeps rejecting it.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It's not so bad.
Only counts strikeouts, walks, and home runs. It’s more consistent from year to year than ERA.
You didn't write out you got that formula.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I fipped..
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
What's everyone doing now?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
I'm currently plucking a live chicken since I gave up vegetarianism.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Yes. All of a sudden.
(nah)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
How is it cannabalism? I'm not a chicken. I just got a pigeon a little preggo.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I taste good
hater
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
You'd taste better with me smeared all over your belly.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Look! It's Dan's LUNCH!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
*rubs dan*
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
everything tastes better
with a little cheesy goodness spread over it
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Ahem
I’m the cannibal here. I eat my kind all the time. Even had them for breakfast today
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I do eat your unborn babies.
Sorry!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Why be sorry
I eat the youngins all the time too
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Fertilized babies or fertilizer?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
wtf? Chickens don't spring from dung and dirt.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
There's a disgusting Filipino meal that involves eating a half born chick.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I've seen it, it's...disgusting.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I've seen it on Bazaar Food
Ick
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
random!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
What a world. hmm.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
good start
we are better nakkid
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
No feathers stuck in the teeth.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
exactly!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
woo!
[takes off pants]
[blinks]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions
We should just always picture you without pants. It will save time.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I prefer to always picture me in the act of taking off my pants.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions
So you can tell them "He caught me at a bad time, I swear!"
But really you’re just a-flauntin’.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
nicely done, cheesewhiz.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Cluck cluck ya'll
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
Look it's a duck.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
CLUCK!
not quack.
I have my dignity
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
ducks rule, dude.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I can't swim
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Mhm. DuckStanley would be cooler, though.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
no no no
I’m a Chicken dammit
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Variety man.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Ducks are my rival
I cut the bitches
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Ducks = Water chickens.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
thats like saying the bloods and crips are the same
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
That's like saying Cheddar is the same as American.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't mind if I do.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Huh. I cut the bitches that cut the ducks.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm guessin, you and I
cannot be friends then
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Can the love of squirrels be a bridge to peace?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
as long as you don't flaunt the duck love in my face
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
DUCK LOVE
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
shush you
or I’ll fondue you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I love a little dip.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I do love a duck.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hater.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I sacrificed a perfectly good flower bed to satisfy a duck's insatiable desire for earth worms.
I will wear those italics with honor.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
quackquack!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Quaaaack?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Long inquisitive quack. Duck is confused and searching for meaning in an otherwise meaningless existence.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Quoooock?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Duck is foreigner and lost and is unable to
satisfactorily convey his needs.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Q'toooock?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Duck is actually Canadian goose.
Apply back bacon and Molsen. Put hockey on television.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
D'lish?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Duck is on a plate
with orange sauce and and vegetables. Fried rice is extra.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Om nom nom.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions
and lump is...
Lump lingered last in line for brains
and the one she got was sorta rotten and insane
Small things so sad that birds could land
Is lump fast asleep or rockin’ out with the band?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Quack.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Duck is stating his/her own self-acceptance
of his/her own mortality. Duck fears death, but simultaneously accepts his/her fate?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, very perceptive.
Except you forgot the part about “I LOVE GRAPES”. (ducks do)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand
!!!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm tired and sleepy, g'night guys.
(maybe)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
(grin)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
nite, whiz.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I thought I was man, or mac.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
mmmm mac n cheese
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
chac and meese.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
My name is Ianetta.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Mhm.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I catch a lot of things.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I died a little bit today at Bed Bath & Beyond.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
it was the Beyond huh?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Indeed.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Was it on a bathroom rug? Cuz I'm looking for a cheap one.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Nope, but it was in the bathroom section.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
you're post soothed me enough.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You liked how I worked in the You Are Post too, eh?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You are so annoyingly good.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[[[returns from long phone call + dinner]]]
what’s shakin’???
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
Reply to me!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions
reply to you?
where, what did you say?
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions
somewhere up there, i asked you a question and you pulled a houdini
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
ask me again, I don't wanna read the whole thing again
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
ctrl + F "EN BOY"
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions
who is the 17 year old virgin calling BOY? LOLOL
Anyway you always complain that you are bored, that’s the thing you whine about the most.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
sticks & stones, etc.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
ah yes
“Sticks and stones may break my bones but falling down the stairs really fuckin hurts.”
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Second most? Repertiore, pls.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions
when we lose are are losing
you often say THIS SUCKS in all caps without any specific analysis.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Keep going keep going!!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
and of course you tug at my sleeve and ask me to explain everything about your life and stuff to you
kind of like you’re doing right now LOLOL
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, well, you're like 200 years old.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
actually 2000
so old and evil, I cannot even be killed.
Yeah, you also complain about loneliness a lot, about not having a Queen Of Cheese to call your own and to poke little holes in with your little Cheese Post.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh that too, well, yeah.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
talk about a String Cheese Incident
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Shut. Up.
Not my fault at all.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Well I
It’s just that
I don’t
(grumble)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions
awwwww
don’t sweat it Cheesy Guy, it’s not the size of the cheese roll but the flavor of the grate!
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I get teased about it.....
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions
[cries]
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't feel bad, many birds only have a cloaca.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Human girls are pickier than bird girls. D:
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't worry about it. If she cares about you
she’ll be fine with it. Or at least tell you that.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
This, Cheese.
If she cares about you, it’ll be for your personality and yourself as a whole, not your wang dang doodle.
You guys had better be right.
:l
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions
It'd be like you dumping a chick because of small boobs.
Just isn’t gonna happen, and you don’t exactly seem like the type to get into a bunch of one-night stands.
Yeah but boobs aren't necessary in the
sexing experiment.
They’re just like an accessory. Doesn’t the dongle do like 80% of the work.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions
oh cheesy.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
did I get it wrong? D:
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions
BITE ME.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions
OK, I wish we'd let alone with the anatomy lessons,
but since you’re so obsessed with this: All the important nerve endings of your lady’s special place are near the opening, not deep inside, so it’s not real important how deep inside you get.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I never really asked for it. :l
You’re so blunt.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions
More to the point, if you're with a
woman you care about it will all work out right. And if for some reason it doesn’t , it won’t matter because you care about each other.
If you’re just looking to score, well it could be good or not. It still won’t mean as much as when you’re with someone you love.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Judging by my own personality
“just looking to score” would be a long shot.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions
But more important,
you need to fret a lot less about what you think you’re supposed to do, and a lot more about what you want to do.
And if you aren’t sure what you want to do, that’s fine. Just start with the simple things you know you want and discover what else you might want as it happens.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
and if that fails, get really good at oral.
You’ll be fine.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions
overrated.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
huh. okay.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions
The lesson here is that all women are different.
The answer is not this magic trick or that one, but the habit of exploration and open-mindedness that allows you to get to know each woman individually and discover what works for her.
(My first lover was like Attijah; she didn’t much like that, but there were other things she loved.)
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
You could always, um, something.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Umm, just that sometimes it's too
much for a woman.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Mm, mkay.
I’ll just do my best, if that cliche still works.
/embed confidence.exe
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Um...well...it's...yeah that
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Here ya go
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions
well, I'm stumped
ok, wrong choice of words.
Any advice for the girthfully challenged Dan? I’m at a loss here… not that you’d know, you’re prolly hung like Godzilla’s grandpa.
I’m average, maybe a tad more, but not much, if that’s any consolation guys. But I sure know what to do with it, and that’s all that counts.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
that is why god gave men hands
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I've got a big fat one.
Hard to believe, I know.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Now that I'm mated with a pigeon it's hard to relate to men.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Average kicks my ass.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions
well
average size is between 5 and 6 inches
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I am about 6.3, weather permitting
just be glad you have one that works, it’s a blessing.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions
3.8
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions
it doesn't matter how small you are
you have awesome hair so chicks will dig you.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Tell Chickie.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions
sometimes her dick jokes
hurt a bit, tho. :(
/licks wound
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Ass, kicked, etc, rinse repeat
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Here's the thing, don't act too needy around a girl. It will either
attract a pirhana or turn normal girls off.
I’m not being judgemental, I mean l’m all “look at me I practically had sex with a pigeon” so I’m no role model.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
hahaha
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions
pigeon whore.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions
chicken slut.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions
You got him!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you got me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I am NOT needy!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions
good. don't act it, either.
They’re like dogs—they can smell it on you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions
That's.. a little ugly.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
it was supposed to be funny.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I lose all my inhibitions late at night on AN.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions
well, not ALL your inhibitions
you haven’t torn off all your clothes and dry humped a stuffed animal in front of us all… yet.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions
And I don't plan to, sicho.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 3:01 AM PDT up reply actions
oh, sorry. It's probably me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I do that every night at 3.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions
[ding]
c’mere Teddy….
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I watched the Quick Pitch highlights
cuz we score so rarely, I need to see it again to make sure i didn’t hallucinate it.
Very nice recap, I particularly liked the Annie wordplay.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks!
Like I said in the comments of that recap…I thought of that title somewhere between 2:30 and 3 this afternoon. I was a bit too excited about that.
that's the second consecutive recap with wordplay about the oposing starter
yours was better than mine tho.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions
You should have been like
“Bet your Dallas Braden that for Morrow, there’s no runs”
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions
yes and bonus pts for the Landon pic
he is the A I’d most like to wake up naked next to [[[swoon]]]
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
So you like em fat.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I have had my chaser moments, uh huh
a Chase chasing, at times.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Top 10 Things I would do if I won a million dollars
1. Pay off credit cards
2. Get every cat and bird a thorough vet check.
3. Buy a house so I don’t have to hide the fact I have pigeons in my home.
4. Get a suite at the A’s game and invite only the people currently in this thread.
5. I really don’t have much else.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
5. donation to emperor
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions
You've got the suite, what more do you want from me?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
ummm, $250,000 would do nicely
not that I’m ingrateful for the suite, but that just lasts 3 hours.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
oh wow
I thought you said “millions” not just a million… why the low fantasy figure? It’s a fantsy, why not 100 million?
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I dream small so I'm less disappointed?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
This is a very special one.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
7. Purchase LB as personal sexslave.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions
oh man, she only has a million
what does she have to do, give it all away?
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I can get that for free if I pay for travel expenses and food.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm just joking, Bloom.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
he is busy looking at porn
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions
chicken on leopold porm,
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:17 AM PDT up reply actions
thats right bloom is the catcher
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions
um , no.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
like when my friend yelled at AJ Pierzynksi last homestand
“Hey AJ, are you a pitcher or a… oh, never mind.”
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions
that's awesome.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions
(truf)
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
hey just a minute Dan, this is Bloom we're talking about
That’s 10 bucks and 4 tokens and not a penny less!!
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions
You forgot cheese puff flavored lube.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions
that might be the most strangely perverse thing I've ever heard you say
there’s hope for you yet, Cheese Puff!
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
You people are SICK!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
You just want in on the suite.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
duh
but I know you love me, so I’m in already
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions
and say caw caw caw
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Thats it cheesey
you are now gonna be fondue
say good bye before I melt you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions
bite me baby one more time
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna stick bread in you
and twirl it around over and over
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Ooooooooh just like that.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions
we do that normally
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions
[[[tingle]]]
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Intense.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions
it sure is
CS just inserted a baguette into you and twirled.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions
mmmmmmmm
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I do have a nice ass
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Aug 18, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
quitbot
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Should have been like
{ [if (night! =achieved)
[then log off/ATHLETICSNATION.COM] {account(=danmerqury)}
}
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions
good night dan. I love your OS.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Now my top 10 least liked posters on AN
1. danmerqury
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I know. that bastard sucks.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions
omg, he so does, doesn't he?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
2. attijah
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
do I make that list?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm quite annoying, I believe.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions
nope
your dick’s too small.
(I kid, I kid.)
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions
(weep)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions
quit crying, tiny!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions
so sick of her animal stories. And she wouldn't know a stat if it vorped her on her head.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
yeah, she's a stupid fipper.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions
3. sirbed
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oh, I'm so perfect, I'm so unattainable. Did I mention I was so perfect?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
fipper!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions
he's a dirty preppie fipper!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Is Attijah having a bitch session?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
no, just playing around, hun.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
News Radio! :D
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 3:22 AM PDT up reply actions
4. ElQuesoCapitan
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He's looks for advice. From An. Need I say more?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hey now, I don't have anywhere else to go
And I love you guys. ♥
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions
you're a dirty fipper!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:21 AM PDT up reply actions
srsly. small dick mfer.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I won't talk about it anymore, I'll just do my best.
I prmis.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Upon reflection, if it's really true, the best thing to do about it
would be to front yourself off, laugh about it and still stare them in the eyes and tell them, “So what?” and smile.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Just gotta past the test of college.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 18, 2010 3:26 AM PDT up reply actions
5. Emperor Nobody
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I've heard he's a gay fipper!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure that's just an internet rumor.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hey buddy, last I looked it's 2010, why do you keep talking this 2011 bull. We may not even be alive in the future!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
srsly. gay fipper.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:25 AM PDT up reply actions
guilty as charged
[[[picks out drapes]]]
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 3:27 AM PDT up reply actions
6.Leopold Bloom
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
dirty asshole fipper.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions
He's all "I can make signs and eat waffles but it's no fun to drive a zillion miles and visit a poor smeagol.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
smeagol whines too much.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions
G'night everyone.
And we shall never speak of this discussion again. ♥
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
(until the pix are posted)
g’night Cheese Director
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions
7. ChickenStanley
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He eats his own kind and that disgusts me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
dirty canibal fipper!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions
8. BerryJo
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
No one is that nice. I'm not falling for it honey!!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
srsly! fake nice fipper!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions
9.Pam
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
She is a cury-haired bitch and will never see this.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
she probably will, you know.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions
dirty sexy fipper!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions
if I had a dollar for everytime you overtly try to flirt with Pam
I could buy season tickets and a new A’s jacket to replace the one where the zipper broke.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions
[sigh]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:34 AM PDT up reply actions
that's OK Bloom
if I had a dollar for every time an AN guy tried to flirt w/Pam I could buy the A’s from Lew Wolff and have enough left over to sign Albert Pujols.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions
tell me about it
I am her least favorite human being ever born
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm stuck on 10.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
RRS?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions
10. RatedRSuperstar
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
stat spoting teen fipper without a subject line
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions
oops, spouting
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Really, a superstar? Really, rated R? Hey, I could follow twitter too if I bothered.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I hope anyone who notices this realizes I brought up all my favorite people. Except for #2.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you're pigeon-holing #2
I’m jus’ sayin’
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions
ooh good one. and of course!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I thought you were calling me #2.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you arte #2.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that vorp hitting my head?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
might be.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions
sorry, Justin Beiber at 1/800th speed was floating me away on a cloud of teen bangs.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 3:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know if I should be offended or proud that I didn't make that list
in other news, how the hell are you guys still awake?
speed. lots and lots of speed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:51 AM PDT up reply actions
don't talk about that in your Rev apps
if, you know, you ever do them
strange you should mention that...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:52 AM PDT up reply actions
?
idk if something went awry, but if you’re interested, get on it? training is next week. October classes start in 2 weeks.
okay.
Broke and desperate.
I may whore myself.
Attijah, I’m looking at you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions
was that you I saw on B'Way and 11th St. earlier, leaning into that car
with one leg in the air behind you?
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 3:56 AM PDT up reply actions
[maybe]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't me. My leg was wrapped around the other one. (I'm clumsy)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Why does everyone look at me when the word 'whore' comes up?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm hoping you'll be a client.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:57 AM PDT up reply actions
So you're just a gigilo?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
no. I'm also a client.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 4:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I love your hair!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
aw, thanks!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions
so does that mean you're not?
like i told you earlier, it’s no sweat off my back either way, i’m just confused.
no, I will, either tonight or tomorrow after the game.
Sorry to leave you hanging, but I think it sounds very cool!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions
no worries man
not leaving me hanging at all. i was poking fun earlier, sorry if it sounded snide. Only worried about you making the deadline for training. You have to have your app read/reviewed, then you have to do a skype interview, then 3 days of training that are next week in sf. you need to do this training if you want any hope of doing much october work.
You weren't supposed to show up tonight. You also missed out on the A's suite if I win a million dollars. Oh well.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
i think your checkup (#2 i believe) of all birds and dogs
or cats (can’t remember which) would wipe you out of your million, before you even get to baseball
he's right, you know.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 3:57 AM PDT up reply actions
But it is true that vets charge a fortune these days.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
and there are a lot of birds
and cats.
unless they’re all there simultaneously. then the cats will take care of the bird population.
They live in the house together. The cats understand the pigeons are part of the family. Unfortunately it's different
outside, for say, woodpeckers.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
OH YOU MEAN all YOUR cats and birds
thought you meant all the cats and birds in the world
The fact that you can't even remember whether it was dogs or cats automatically eliminates you from the imaginary suite.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
cats.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 4:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey, EN
smalltime band out of Tennesee. Absolutely loving their sound. Check ’em out:
that was like Joy Division if they could play
I liked it.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 4:15 AM PDT up reply actions
They could play. You just made me put put on "love will tear us apart"
But New Order was better. Sorry it came about that way.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
so.
awkwardly looks around
sorry if i killed this mofo.
nah, it was dying anyhow.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2010 4:15 AM PDT up reply actions
OK everyone
I gotta go beddy-boo, I have a slight cold and I am bushed.. see youse tomorrow.
Silence s'il vous plait!! Vous ne voyez pas que je suis en train de se masturber?!?
by emperor nobody on Aug 18, 2010 4:18 AM PDT up reply actions
have a good sleep EN.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
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