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Open Thread: Game 115 - A's at Minnesota (cont.)

1-0 Twins going to the 8th. Oh, and as usual Mark Ellis says, "UZR can kiss my a$$!"

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So this is the thread in which we score runs.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he is just catching up.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Aug 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does the lineup hate Cahill?

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

So danmerqury,

as the “statiest” front pager we’ve got I have to ask you…UZR isn’t fond of Ellis’ range this year. What do YOU think?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

?

UZR/150 has him at +3.1 which isn’t far from his career of +7.6.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's 4.5 UZRs!!!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know.

For what it’s worth, both UZR and Dewan +/- agree that he fell off a cliff in 2009. Now, granted, that cliff falling is from “awesome” to “solidly above average”, but still.

The two stats agree pretty perfectly—I’m kind of inclined to believe that he’s gotten worse with age. Not a shocking premise, exactly.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't last year be explained by playing through/recovering from injury?

Seems to me he’s been better this year than last (when I would agree he was well down from before), but that this year he’s been very good.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, FWIW I don't dispute that age is taking / will take its toll

I do think he’s had a real rebound from last year, coming back beyond just “solid” to “really good” — but that doesn’t mean I expect him to be terrific going forward.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

good AB Rajai

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch swining

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FYI, UZR gives Ellis lots of credit for that play

I dunno why you constantly try to make passive swipes at people like that, Nico. It’s really fucking annoying.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I would have to agree with this.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was just being funny.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it as Nico not agreeing with a stat that suggests Ellis is anything but exceptional at 2B.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bing bing bing!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you please explain the joke because i don't get it

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 14, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, for fuck's sake!

When I read Nico’s post, I thought to myself, “Just wait. Some idiot is going to come along and claim that’s a personal attack.” But I hit cancel and didn’t post it because I didn’t want to perpetuate that stupid idea.

What’s next? If I say, “People should stop being stupid assholes,” are you going to step forward and say I should stop making personal attacks against [so-and-so] because you think “stupid asshole” refers to him?

It’s not a personal attack to make a joke about how Ellis makes good defensive plays in spite of a bad UZR rating.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So i'm an idiot?

What the fuck ever. It’s Nico’s MO to do this shit.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There you go again.

No, you’re not an idiot. I think it’s idiotic to call Nico’s post a personal attack. That has nothing to do with you.

Then you come up and claim I’m talking about you and call it a personal attack. This is exactly what I’m talking about.

People need to stop having fucking chips on their shoulder and turn everything into a personal attack when it’s not.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said it was a personal attack. I said it was a passive swipe, which it was.

If you can’t see that, then I’m sorry, but this is a conversation that took place what, a day or two ago? This shit happens all the time, but it’s always a free pass if it’s not a stat person.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if there was a conversation that this

directly alludes to then I must have missed it.

All I see is people calling it a personal attack any time someone disagrees with them about baseball.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

passive. PASSIVE attack.

The entire point was to take a swipe at the conversation that took place the other day without actually calling out anybody who was in said conversation.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I read the "at people" as "personal".

So, can we bro-hug and forget all about it?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

:fistbump:

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullshit

You reply to mikev and tell a story about how “some idiot” is going to say something about Nico’s comment.

Mikev did exactly what you expected said idiot to do.

Not real difficult to see why he might think you’re calling him an idiot.

The monster at the end of this blog.

by grover on Aug 14, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I will concede

Mike exhibited behavior that I pre-conceived as idiotic. I didn’t think he would be the one, though. And I still don’t think he’s an idiot, in spite of him making a comment I disagree with.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a joke to you and it's offensive to mikev.

Why is either wrong or right? Why does mikev’s perception of it being offensive make him a idiot, while your perception is righteous?

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, I didn't call Mike an idiot.

Also, Mike didn’t say it is offensive. Mike said it is a “personal swipe”. How can it be a personal swipe if there isn’t even a person involved? Who is it a swipe against? Mitchel Lichtman? Anyone who has ever quoted UZR? This just makes no sense.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

if mikev was offended, it was offensive to mike

but a joke is a joke, and i still don’t understand how the comment qualifies as a joke. obviously it’s not a funny joke, at all, but i fail to see how it was even an attempt at a joke.

where did the general keep his armies?
in his sleevies

see, this may be a bad joke, but it is a joke. i’ll explain: sleevies = sleeves, which makes armies = arms. okay, now someone explain nico’s joke please.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 14, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got to agree with mike here.

I didn’t take offense to it, but I could see how someone definitely could. AN’s been on edge recently, and calling someone a FIP buster or a UZR killer doesn’t help.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's always on edge. That's why I carry my knife with me.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or saying something like "UZR can kiss my ass"....

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it okay to call sirbed a dirty fipper?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What doesn't help is treating things like personal attacks

when they’re not.

If I say I hate cake, is that a personal attack on Gigglingone? Where does this end?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE NEVER SAID IT WAS A PERSONAL ATTACK

he said “passive swipes at people”… YOU are the one who has used the term “personal attack” like eight fucking times. jesus.

if you mocked people who bake cakes, that would not be a personal attack, but it would be a passive swipe at people who like to bake, a group which may or may not include gigglingone.

you know what i hate? all of nico’s little bitches on this site. i am not talking about anyone in particular of course.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 14, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Abso-fucking-lutely not

The monster at the end of this blog.

by grover on Aug 14, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But FIPbuster isn't a knock at ANYONE, even POTENTIALLY!

He has “beaten” FIP so far this year. Fact, right? I actually meant it as an endearment/nickname, but how anyone could construe that as a swipe at anyone is truly beyond me.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it's not a knock at anyone in particular.

But the “stat” community here (god, I hate that false dichotomy) has recently felt like they’ve had to defend themselves against a lot of attacks on themselves and their way of enjoying baseball (like that calculator periodic table remark). Not saying you’re part of that or anything, but it could seem that way.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine... it's beyond you

Why not just trust danmercury when he tells you its a problem and avoid repeating the act?

The act of communication isn’t just about what you’re saying, its about what other people are hearing. If you think you’re saying A-B-C and your audience is telling you they’re hearing your message as X-Y-Z then blaming the audience doesn’t produce the result you’re intending. If the message is truly important… change how you’re saying it to get the response you want!

And if what you’re saying isn’t important than just be quiet.

The monster at the end of this blog.

by grover on Aug 14, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

Rec'd

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'm not saying I won't try to avoid repeating the act

I’m just utterly floored by people’s reactions. It sounds like the only way to avoid people hearing X-Y-Z is literally not to mention any metrics again and that’s what I’ll do. I will not refer to metrics any more on AN. Wow.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not about that, though.

And it’s not about the fact that Cahill is outperforming FIP. It’s that a lot of people recently have used Cahill as the foundation for an argument that advanced statistics are bad and wrong. Many of these arguments have come with nasty ad hominem attacks and unnecessary jabs. Frankly, it’s getting annoying and infuriating. I’m not saying your game thread text was in that group—just that it could be misconstrued and lumped in with the rest.

Is that fair? Not really. But oh well.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, FWIW, I meant it more like

“Who ya gonna call….FIP-BUSTERS!!!”

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg nico will no longer mention metrics, whatever will we do

this just set back sabrmetrics by 20 years.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm calling it - Cust walks and Carter homers.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

half right?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Aug 14, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, are you kidding?

Carter won’t see a fastball to hit for a week, or even three.

I was not an advocate of bringing this kid up. My fears were justified.

It’s obvious he’ll never see a fastball until he starts hitting the off-speed the other way.

Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.

Beane: They believe it because it's true.

by One won lost won on Aug 14, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tralala

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What. The. Hell. Was. That. Jack.

What were you swinging at?

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He's been listening to Trainman!

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris! ah-ah!

He’ll save every one of us!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

it could be june

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Aug 14, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's June?

The calendar goes right from May to July, right? Right?

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot argue with that

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Aug 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carter needs better protection then Cust

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Aug 14, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

everyone in this lineup "needs better protection" than whoever is batting before them

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 14, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

This
Team
Sucks

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch, screw you.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

twins announcer; "carter takes it......deep to center"

what part about that hit was deep?

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Aug 14, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

+1,000,000

Been saying that for 5 years

by Trainman on Aug 14, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our hitting strategy or lack of good hitters?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both

Out hitting strategy turns them into bad hitters.

They all do well when they leave to varying degrees.

by Trainman on Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah because they are all suck

That’s a pretty good indication. It’s gone on for years now.

They let a lot of good pitches go by in case you have not noticed.

by Trainman on Aug 14, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. We have bad hitters.

It’s not necessarily because of the hitting approach.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, future of oakland A's offense.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bail, bail, bail!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no, Chris.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CARTER DAMMIT.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ack!

Carter actually didn’t look too bad there. Nasty slicing action.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree

Just a slightly slow first step, but a very athletic try.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opinion of Carter's defense?

Does a better defensive LF keep that to a single?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

No

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Crawford catches that.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe only people with speed like Crisp and Davis.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

A better defensive LF would have caught that.

But by “better”, I mean it would have taken a very very good LFer.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It was out or double. It wasn’t going to be a single no matter who was out there.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't it a double regardless?

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didnt look half bad trying though

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Aug 14, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

hi michael.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

capn.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no NEED

The Athletics had plenty of players available to generate an “Ofer” game at the plate.

Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.

Beane: They believe it because it's true.

by One won lost won on Aug 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked like it could have been a double either way.

Hell, he was only a few inches from catching it mid-dive.

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on A's. AN needs a win in a big way.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Get thrown out, Bob. He was out.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bogus

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought we proved earlier you don't actually have to TAG the guy for him to be out?

You should just be out for stupid base running mistakes. That’s the new rule.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was fucking out, he never touched the plate.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NO LUCK AT ALL

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Aug 14, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Kouz should have stuck with the play

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

BOB SMASH.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. It would have been nice.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

....Carter could have caught that.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Trevor.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it just me or did Carter misplay the shit out of that.

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Aug 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hardest balls to judge are those hit right at you.

He’s new to this LF stuff. He’s always going to struggle with those plays where you have to go straight back.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pre-season NFL?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Longest single ever - non-Bengie Molina category

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

just wanted to say...

Cahill has tied Nolan Ryan’s record of consecutive starts 5+ innings, 6 or fewer hits

Kerwin Danley is a horrible umpire. So is C.B. Bucknor.

by Cretgren on Aug 14, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If Kouzmanoff stays on Span at third, this is a 1-0 game.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately we still lose.

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Aug 14, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might have missed the tag. All Kouzmanoff had to do was stay with him and he’s out.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be pointed out that our Team ERA was 2.78 since AS break

and we are about to be 14-12.

This ERA leads all of baseball but someone forgot to tell the hitters that they are playing for a ML team.

Fraudulent fucks that most of them are. Carter excluded.

by Trainman on Aug 14, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh, Mauer has a left handed golf swing too.

sirbed would find that interesting…

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Where is that dirty fipper anyway?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he finally sleep?

His schedule is all out of whack.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's dead, the raccoons returned.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This ball park sucks.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, it plays like shit, therefore, it is shit.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team sucks ugh.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomorrow is a day game so we’ll be .500 heading home.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

How the fuck are we hovering around .500 with this pitching staff?!

Absolutely ridiculous.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's more frustrating,

but I’d much prefer this than a .500-caliber pitching staff and a .500-caliber offense. At least we’ve got one elite strength.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would, except hitters are very, very hard to acquire.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the only reason we're hovering around .500

A worse pitching staff and this is probably a 65 win team.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the sense that we're wasting their efforts day in, day out.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barton is the last batter?

Is this fucking dude really 2 over the minimum????

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Three hits, two walks.

But two double plays, and one pickoff.

Christ.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

c'mon barton, at least make the 9th interesting

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Aug 14, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this team.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

our team sucks

bye-bye

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye, doc.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's this, the 4th year of being a crap, boring team?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, this is the 4th year of suck.

Though I would argue some recent years have been less boring than 2006, in spite of the better record then.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still love Chris Carter.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Carter hasn't got a hit yet because he knows when he does it will break MLB.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to check the user name.

That read like a Kyli post.

Though I suppose it adds evidence to my working theory that all women are crazy.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you are sooo going down in the America/England debate.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hater.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you hate somebody that means you've had to love them at some point....

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

I hate a lot of things that I have always hated. The Yankees, the Giants, the Angels, John Lackey, Ricardo Rincon, the Red Sox…

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might love you.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not me. Fine. I have no opinion towards you.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. Interesting.

I dislike all those things – but I don’t have as strong a feeling as ‘hate’ towards them. That’s cos I never loved them.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm like the opposite of a Care Bear.

I’m filled with dark clouds and rage and scary bugs.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this you, by any chance?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you're saying she's fat?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE.

LIES, I TELL YOU. YOU NEVER SAW ME.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not hard to search "OOGIE BOOGIE" on Facebook

in the location of East Bay, California.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, foiled by myself again.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technology - 2

Kyli – 0

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Story of my life.

Right now the score is also Toaster 526, Kyli 0.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you're not me.

Screwdriver – 728, Cheese – -2

How many times I’ve hurt myself…

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

...Okay, that's awesome. XD

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you trust him though?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And surely your first question would be:

Is she hot?

Otherwise, Dan, we have issues.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please.

I know we disagree on a few basically everything, but not this.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me know what the answer is.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seem like you'd be a cute person.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you misspelled 'scary hag'.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No that's me.

Wanna bet?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Self depreciating too.

You’ll have all the boys of AN after you if you keep that up.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless they hit .280, they're useless to me.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You realise average means nothing, right?

Right?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey everyone's got one already.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody's got one what?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

An ANlover.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have?

I don’t recall ever being assigned one.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know you seem to have people with your

silly british accent.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. News to me.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't mean only women, sir.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So not true.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have everyone.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point.

actually that’s more mikev than me.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

another good point.

I still should have kept the baseball. Or at least made her chase me to the men’s room with it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

More importantly, who do I have?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have anyone because I'm the youngest

person here, you assbag.

And there’s no one my age except for captain horny pants.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you think?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it made out of your last boyfriend's skin?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My last boyfriend was a Giants fan. Like I'd keep his skin.

However, if you do ever need directions to a Bottomless Pit of Doom, I totally know where one is now.

Hiding bodies is fun.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My pet rabid raccoon was hungry.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a family of skunks in my yard.

I hope they all get along.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know that BEFORE you said yes?

If you answer incorrectly you’re likely to be banned.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got therapy, I'm better now.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've skillfully evaded the question.

You wouldn’t really get banned – we’ve actively tried to encourage Cheese’s sister to change sides, so we’re not all bad.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you are all bad.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all have our bad habits.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if you can consider supporting the Giants as a bad habit...

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's simple really.

She thought she could change him. Failing that, she skinned him and fed it to the raccoon.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds reasonable.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're smitten.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that word.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought she reminded me of Shoes.

But I’m not getting a distinct Jennifer vibe about Kyli.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only aspire to be as awesome as Jennifer.

Also, to have her basement.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Huston Street is still locked up there.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or at least his talent.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

*now

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew what you meant.

And that being the case, her stock just rose.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not the only thing that rose.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually Oldham, I'm getting

a Kyli vibe from Kyli.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

I’ve been here long enough I should be allowed to be my own vibe. XD

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

...You know my MO. Now you must be skinned.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't support the Giants, I just end up spending excessive time with Giants fans.

It’s not on purpose.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop answering their calls. Problem solved.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're just working that out?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurrah! It's important information.

Tell him if he lies………you’ll do something mean to him.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess.........some guys find that attractive.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

{raises hand}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always knew I liked you best.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

{fans self}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

and no FA’s want to come here so it looks like 2011 will be more of the same. We are going to have to dump Kouz but it has to be for an actual upgrade. Trading starting pitching away seems to be our only real bargaining chip.

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stick a fork in the season

They’re not making the playoffs.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Aug 14, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I gave up several weeks ago

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our hitters suck

but the approach has to be questioned. We have to maximize our opportunities when they present themselves, work the counts and do some hit and running if we don’t want to bunt.

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

I’m gonna go exercise now. See you guys in the CT thread in an hour or two.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I've seen enough of Carter

I didn’t think he was ready because he was still striking out too much in AAA, but the LOUD voices here at AN drowned out anyone who objected to the idea. I kinda gave in…next time I hold my ground. He’s not ready. He should be sent down til after the AAA playoffs, bring up Travis Buck. The A’s are wasting great pitching on a kindergarten project.

Also - enough with Trevor Cahill and luck. I was thinking about this earlier today. One of the reasons Cahill is “lucky” is because his game plans have been working. The moment that “luck” runs out, the game plan shifts. As today showed, he can strike people out, but if he does, he’s likely to go fewer innings. So right now what he’s doing is working, and we don’t have to talk about luck or not-luck. He’s a Cy Young candidate, period.

by richwol1 on Aug 14, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis Buck sucks BTW

He has had enough chances here.

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck is pounding the ball in AAA

He won’t be with the team next year.

But it’s time to try to win some fucking games, and if Buck is hitting the ball well.

by richwol1 on Aug 14, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear ya

He always pounds the ball in the minors. He just doesn’t in the majors.

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's..

made a guy who has only a handful of games in the majors look like a cy young candidate. WHAT A FREAKIN CROCK OF A JOKE OF A BASEBALL TEAM!

by Rory_Richter on Aug 14, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

...okay.

My point is that a young guy can still be really good. Duensing’s got a career ERA at 3.00, for chrissakes, and he’s even better this year than he was last year.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when K-Rod came up and helped the Angels win the WS

by DOMINATING everyone. Being young and not having many appearances is so irrelevant.

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe..

but when it happens over and over and OVER again.. something is wrong!

by Rory_Richter on Aug 14, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The offense sucks which is what you are trying to say

and on one would debate that topic. Your argument holds up with several crappy pitchers that we have faced but not this one.

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

*no one

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dad?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Tolleson starts for Kouz tomorrow.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm hoping for Evan Longoria.

Yours might be more likely though

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You dirty bitch.

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

{call me}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Aug 14, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

a dirty bitch?

I just did.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAME RECAP IS UP

Here

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by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Coco.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I love cocoa.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad you only have tea in england. And beer.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You talk about my home like it's a third world country again and I'll cut you.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw you on last night's Sponsor a Citizen commercial.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to call for an AN tailgate when I come over, murder you and take your place.

Just for that comment.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lie. Not JUST for that.

But y’know if I can’t get married in the 10 days I’m in the country that’s a solid backup plan.

Your apartment in SD is paid for, right?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have street lights?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do but they are gas lamps.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll have you know that those

spots you see on the BBC aren’t bullshit. We have guns over here pal.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figure if I avoid Detroit, rednecks and down town Oakland I'll be fine.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean avoid inner cities and the suburbs?

It might work. And the South and Midwest. That’s were the truly insane mo fo’s reside.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You shoot people in the suburbs?

Man, is nowhere safe?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's that smell coming from under the floor boards?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, they're showing All A's with this golf tournament thing...

and there’s this woman there in a yellow dress that looks like Kara.
If that’s Kara, I think I’ve found Jaymee Sire 2010.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Kara?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Car-uh

She is quite nice.

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's Asian and she likes the A's.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

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