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Open Thread: Game 115 - A's at Minnesota (cont.)

1-0 Twins after 3 innings. Cahill doesn't look like he has his best sinker so far, but he has used the curve well. And the A's continue to be better at getting on than getting 'em over or in.

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BOOBIES

and stuff

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

free stuff?

i know boobies ain’t free

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No they isn't.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to free all of the boobies

on August 15th!

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a national holiday...

I could support. Preferably in the literal sense.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Women are always complaining about how their bras

are uncomfortable. I’m just trying to help them.

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL?

I think there needs to be a careful selection process.

You don’t want to open pandora’s box.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yechhhshhhh

so far, not much noteworthy Athletics plays.

Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.

Beane: They believe it because it's true.

by One won lost won on Aug 14, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

we need to beat up on this guy

i’m tired of letting duensings fisters hold us down

by Chico_Athletic on Aug 14, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly don't even know who this pitcher is.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? He’s been around.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never heard of him.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does facelick girl know him?

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The question is who facelick girl DOESN'T know.

And by know, I mean lick.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Joe Kennedy held her off with his long arm

RIP

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He truly had powers. :(

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liar.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is no prize

but I would let her lick me if there was a photo being snapped.

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The things you do when the camera's rolling.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tell the truth.

To my everlasting shame I have not been face licked.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do dogs and cats count? Cuz if so, I have.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in my book.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must live in terrible, horrible shame.

How do you get out of bed in the morning?

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

With great difficulty.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought face lick girl was white?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! I guess not. The infamous photo:

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

But bars+tramps+camera= Very Angry Wife. Not good.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you mean the "actual" life of a baseball player's wife?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

One assumes they're a forgiving lot.

At least until the first big contract expires.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooo, cynical.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps a wee bit.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like it's not the truth!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nonsense. It would have come up in the man / woman conversation in last night's CT

thread if it were true.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it I don't want to read that?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll sum it up- both genders are good, but not good enough.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No!

They both ARE good enough. We all have flaws, but we’re worth it in spite of our flaws.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or this.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I'm certainly worth it.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll see about that when we start the great America/England debate.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it'll be the whole blog against me......

and possibly bob, if he bothers to turn up.

Fun times.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touche.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Joe Kennedy.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Billy always get rid of the pretty. :(

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not got rid of me. Yet.

He’s trying his damndest though.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn't tell you?

Sorry, you gotta switch dugouts, Billy just sent you to the Twins.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet, I finally get to post for a winner!

I’ll get started on my Top Ten list for my Letterman appearance.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our team's hotness has declined, sadly.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed. :(

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's not too shabby...

What?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hee hee hee

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not a pint glass.

Plus she’s kinda exotic…….which is my thing this week month year.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been to............Spain. Crete. Menorca. Denmark.

So not really……….and yes I’ve been told that everyone’s a minority in California.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's hot dude.

But no female on this board is going to cut her an inch of slack. I think they’ may be jealous.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's clearly nuts though.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And perhaps a slut.

Which only makes me love her more.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 14, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha. At least you're honest.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's the pitcher

that will throw 7 scoreless against us

by Chico_Athletic on Aug 14, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it's fitting that he's nameless.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully the Twins don't have any runs hiding in this thread.

Quick, someone check under the couch.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

According to the, Carter could stay up

http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/playerbreakingnews.asp?sport=MLB&id=1341&line=301257&spln=1

“The good news is that Chris Carter should stick around through his struggles because the A’s just need bodies in the outfield.”

by duballers23 on Aug 14, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Rotoworld sucks at that kind of thing.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They thought Carter was called up to play first base.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop listening to rotoworld, lmao

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Carter gets sent down, he’s getting sent down for Jackson. We’d have the same number of outfielders.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So......they want to keep him around on the bench, denying him at bats?

Sounds about right.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like this ball park. The ball seems to hang.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

No other park has let up fewer home runs.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it.

The outfield just seems huge and the balls just… don’t go anywhere. :-/ It’ll be interesting to see how the Twins’ stats look at home over the next few years.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBBBBBBBLARGH

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Cahill likes to stretch with the bat.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sat behind home plate at the G dudes game for next to nothing

What’s the haps in Twin land?

The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Traitor.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Punch Lou Seal for me.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Kouzmanoff is going on my hate list

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Awe-inspiring

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Gross is already the only backup outfielder.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it’s irrelevant.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was funny

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this offense is utterly unwatchable

News flash, I know.

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Aug 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This hurts.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

But there's Cahill.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has a ball been hit to SS yet?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh - WHIP

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

1-0?

Wow, Cahill, actually allowed a run?

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

dan! you didn't quit us!!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't stay away.

I know, I know. I suck at this.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you feel the love? But it really hasn't been too bad today.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of all people, it was Casilla who hit a double and came around to score. I knew we shouldn’t have misspelled his name on the defensive graphic last night.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Casilla? Seriously? He gets through Mauer and Kubel just fine, but Casilla?

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one cares about frank viola's fantasy team

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 14, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

grew uo out there, worked on wente for awhile. totally cool area

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Aug 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI!!!!!!!

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI!!!! FBed you.

G and I want to hit the vineyards with you in the offseason. Tell me you’d go.

Ms. Jesa

by Athletica on Aug 14, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

for sure.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wente?

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every once and a while it is totally fun.

And it was great not to drive to Napa or Sonoma. We had no idea until a week or so ago that there is such a great wine valley so close to where we live. :) You people need to tell us newish East Bayers these things!

Ms. Jesa

by Athletica on Aug 14, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait wat

YOU CAME OUT HERE AND I DIDN’T GET TO SEE GUS???

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Aug 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell is lasirhs.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep forgetting Larish is even up.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does Geren.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck, I don't want to have anything in common with Geren. D:

Time to make ’A’s bench players’ flash cards and study up.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long has she got?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a lax teacher.

She should have ten minutes.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeffrey David Larish and Steven Wayne Tolleson.

Spartanburg is a cool name for a city.

Noava22 can vouch that I suck at knowing favorite foods, though. D:

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's in the Carolinas, right?

Erm……..South Carolina?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh.

It’s where the Panthers hold their training camp. That’s how I know it.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not another Shoes are you?

i.e. nothing but MLB exists…

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

...Things other than the MLB exist?

Oh yeah! I remember! Curling exists too, and it’s AWESOME. And whatever that sport is in the olympics where they cross country ski and shoot guns.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey.........your profile says you're a fan of Ultimate.

Though I don’t know if that qualifies as a sport or a social experiment.

Curling, however, is not awesome.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think of Ultimate Frisbee as the next stage of evolution in sports.

And you lie. Anything that Paul Gross has made a movie about = awesome.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So........sports are going to devolve into no contact events

that freakishly tall, unathletic people excel at?

Well I suppose there’ll always be ESPN Classic….

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense.

I played it btw – the team name was Hulltimate (oh yes, we rocked).

Sadly I’m not tall enough to go pro…

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

That’s an excellent name. XD

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there was much back patting when they came up with that name.

The second team (cos the Uni was so good we often entered two teams) was called Humberlievable (the city is on the Humber River).

So less back patting, but still quite amusing.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and - are you and noava22 friends outside AN?

Cos that breaks all kinds of blog guidelines.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I met him at the Moneyball filming.

So there is now an ANer that knows what I look like. Makes it dangerous for my future life of crime.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you plan on scamming ANers.

How’d that come about – did you wear a t-shirt saying “I blog on AN!”

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I was sitting near him and overheard him mentioning it.

I’ve never had qualms about butting into other people’s conversations. >.>

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The big question - did he know who you were when you told him your username?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

their new unis are awesome

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Aug 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their new ballpark is awesome.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

im all around jelous

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Aug 14, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have flowers and a team that seems capable of doing things.

I kinda want to visit this new staidum.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey the A's have flowers.

One thru nine in the lineup.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap. XD

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT DOWN.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The Marlins open up their new park in 2012, I think.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So THAT'S what causes the apocalypse...

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cahill is at 67 pitches.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Through 5? Perfectly fine.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he threw a lot in the 1st inning

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four?!

Burn him!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cahill needs a five-pitch inning of his own.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to make him work fellas

5 f’n pitches

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING MOAR!!!1!!!1!!

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Took him just 5 pitches to get through that inning

Our offense can be pretty painful to watch at times.

by aleatoric on Aug 14, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone else see that commercial?

little girl swings the bat off a tee: “GOOD HIT CARTER!!!!” they yell.

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Aug 14, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Just stopped in to share "This day in A's baseball history"

This date last year the A’s scored a run!

And that’s today’s This Day In A’s Baseball

we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming

AN: We is all growed up now.

by OptimistPrime on Aug 14, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

You have just gotten the win that the A's fail to get.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the good ol' days.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP SHOWING THOSE CAHILL STATS.

EVERY TIME YOU DO HE GETS SCARY.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Pork Chop on a Stick

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you actually watch the video?

She was live on the game broadcast at the time, and apparently, she had carried it around for two innings waiting for her interview time.

Yum…cold pork chop on a stick.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it really make any difference who pitches against the A's?

Answer: None what so ever. Just go down 1, 2 ,3 each inninsg, and let Geren tip his hat in his after game interview.

by robertmelvin on Aug 14, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I cannot tolerate this same lineup next year.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I am pretty sure the infield will be exactly same.

The outfield who knows.

Sukuki could get traded.

Starting pitching is set.

The pen will be revamped.

results: the same

by robertmelvin on Aug 14, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t lose him.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Like all of you, I'm interested in following the A's young stars

Does anybody know the approximate time of the next Chris Carter strikeout?

by RLangford on Aug 14, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, seriously

What, did I violate some sort of unwritten rule?

by RLangford on Aug 14, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn on your cooling fan.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm calling it:

This is the AB where Chris Carter totally almost makes contact.

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by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe some foul balls this time?

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Aug 14, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

beat me to it!

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

we were both wrong.

ugh

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Aug 14, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he'll foul some balls off? Yay!

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like living on the edge, don't you?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was just mean, ump.

Cut the kid some slack.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I like contact more than not contact.

Next one is yours, kid.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammiiiiiit.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

It doesn’t feel like a 1-0 game.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

does to me. What part of the elephant are you feeling?

by stormtown on Aug 14, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Guy 0-15

Just keep him out there and he will get his hits.

Gotta sit on the one fastball no matter the count and pound it.

by Trainman on Aug 14, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly everyone is making way too big of a deal about it

The guy deserves some rope and 0-15 doesn’t spell doom.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

If any prospect deserves some slack, it’s Carter. It’s not like he’s now the new Crosby or something.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

torture

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't want to think about that.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey look. There's a game going.

I thought it was at 7:00.

Are we winning yet?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

For some reason I thought the A's were at home.

So what time was last night’s game? I thought it was at 7:00, too.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

5:00, pacific time.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It started at 4:10 here.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

last night?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, sorry. I read it wrong.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh huh.

So when I showed up on the CT threads the game had already been over for several hours??

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It had been over even longer by the time I went to bed.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A fire pit?

Hahaha. April nights outdoors in Minnesota have got to suck.

by danmerqury on Aug 14, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The crazy, crazy snow would suck methinks.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

F

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Joe Mauer,

Instead of batting against the A’s and getting hits, you should spend the day with me. In front of the fire. Without pants. And distinctly NOT spending your time getting hits against the A’s.

Kthxbye.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to take one for the team

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right? Real trooper.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Salma Hayek was doing something to harm the team

I would love to help.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just give, give, give when it comes to these boys.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but can you do something about Texas?

Maybe distract one or two of their starting pitchers?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We meet again, Rich Harden.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take on Vlad?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That C.J. Wilson guy seems popular.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think OAH has him covered.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

What a sacrifice.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would've been a double play ball if an A's hitter hit it.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch

It’s been thundering for over an hour and not a single drop of rain has fallen.

Plus we are losing!

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The Twins

are what Billy Bean envisioned of the A’s

by RememberDurazo on Aug 14, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

A small budget team competing longer than just through 2006 with eventually a new stadium allowing them to keep a few stars? Perhaps.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking a good looking guy in tight jeans.

But you know Billy Bean better than I do.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Billy Bean?

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A part of me wishes I was born in Minnesota and would have been a Twins fan.

Then I remember that would involve having grown up in Minnesota.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever been there?

It’s a nice city minus the shitty winters.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also minus the non-white people.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe in snow. AT ALL.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The men are good looking, the women are strong and the children are all above average.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not selling it to me.

Do California! Then New York.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

attijah does California? and NY?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooo.

You tried to sell Minnesota to erm………the blog.

Now you’ve gotta sell California and NY to the blog me.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's debatable whether they really sold it,

or if the Dutch just said so.

Also, the “24 dollars” one often hears is based on bad scholarship. It was actually more like $1,000.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bargain.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NYers are very direct, honest. Good work ethic. A little full of themselves.

Californians are more polite, relaxed, open minded. Some are fake.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But.......you didn't say if any of them are pretty!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're all pretty. NYers have more fashion sense, Californians have more plastic surgery.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen the pictures. That's a lie.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've probably seen pictures of

models and celebrities. They are outliers in both populations.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Aug 14, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen pictures of you ANers.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm warming up for this me against the blog CT thread.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would've been a strike to Carter.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

The kind of DP I like.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo, great job preserving the 1-0 loss!

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones."
-BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 14, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

bleh

Terrible pitch. Saved by Target Field.

by DDroney on Aug 14, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Technically, the pitch was slightly above average!

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by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Barton keeps hitting the ball hard, but yeah.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

They'll fall in eventually. ...Right? Right?

D:

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a really nice game yesterday, still.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Matthews is playing here tonight

and I sold my tickets to watch this shit!

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOO. Why would you do that. :(

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

Feeling pretty dumb right about now.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that for the Eagles a month ago

but no one probably cared. I’m going to see Rush on Friday.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Rush seems like it would be an awesome show.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen them several times

but this is the only time my brother seems to get away from his wife. She hates most of the music we love. Saw Radiohead a couple of times with him which allowed us to get out of town too!

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

well hopefully carter gets his first hit to make it worth it

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Aug 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait - someone is on base?

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

So when was the last time Suzuki was walked by the same pitcher twice in a game?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Kurt has decided to walk again!

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I like it when our batters don't make outs.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, I spend too much time on Facebook

I think in Facebook actions. I was “liking” your comment.

by DDroney on Aug 14, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone posted that they had a 'crisis' on their facebook account today.

Crisis = happy ending.

I had to ‘like’ that, even though it was entirely random info.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everytime Kouzmanoff makes an out on the first pitch he should be shot.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That makes me hate him marginally less

I can't see, now I have to pee, and I can't count to three, but I can count to JÄGERMEISTER!

by doctorK on Aug 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blah.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Kouz, you have a .400 OPS this month (and dropping).

You should not be allowed to swing at the first pitch.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hard hit balls straight to fielders.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So many nicely hit balls that turn into.... nothing.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Depressing.

(cry)

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That's 4 in a row dating back to Crisp's scorched liner to 3B.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and your stats.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our singles offense is in an unlucky stretch of BABIP again.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

We’re 0 for 0 tonight!!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve only left two on base as well!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, thanks Rajai.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that’s not my name.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless it ricochets off the pitcher and turns into an infield hit.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Aug 14, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Target Field.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry guys,

We hate the Bullseye’s home run eating powers as much as everyone else. More, probably.

by Hillstop on Aug 14, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The 7th already?

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

Another 2010 A’s baseball game

C'mon Beane! Close off the bottom deck and reopen the top!

by proevn on Aug 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds so depressing.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think the ump would call it.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STRICKOUT

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ricky Romero is on my fantasy team, Glen.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

{Waits for it.}

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should just slap yourself.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm, so should I watch the rest of this torture fest or

head to the gym and exercise my fat butt off?

Both seem extremely pain inducing.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Exercise?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

In futility

aka, Oakland A’s offense.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Aug 14, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No TVs

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carter will homer next inning.

I have foreseen it.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Aug 14, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won't believe it until I hear it from the SportsMachine®

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a web gem.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Aug 14, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 14, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FEAR THE UNICORN.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Aug 14, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, learn something new about you everyday.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Aug 14, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN

Here

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 14, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

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