Open Thread - Game #84: New York Yankees @ Oakland Athletics
New York Yankees at Oakland Athletics, Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT
The word plutocracy (Modern Greek: πλουτοκρατία - ploutokratia) is derived from the ancient Greek root ploutos, meaning wealth and kratos, meaning to rule or to govern. Plutocracy is rule by the wealthy, or power provided by wealth.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Good evening SaberSoldiers and UZRevolutionaries, and welcome to the latest homestand! We begin the festivities a game away from the magical .500 mark and playing host to the most revered, dynastic and utterly annoying franchise in all of sports worldwide, Manchester United The New York Yankees, owners of 46,960 championships and a payroll exceeding the entire budget for the State of California. The Yankees inspire such a sycophantic and obsequious following that whenever I walk through Emeryville or San Francisco and see another idiot who's obviously never been east of the Mississippi River decked out head-to-toe in Pinstriped Finery, it's all I can do not to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire, all whilst taunting them about how Jeter was on The Juice.

Both my parents were born a combined total of 19 blocks from Yankee Stadium, so they have an excuse.
Our Athletics, fresh off a 4-2 road trip where they took consecutive series from The Baltimore News Bears and the Cleveland Moribundians, return home sniffing the break-even mark and hungry to make hay against the hated Bankees, who sit atop the AL East yet again as we approach the All-Star Break. Ben "Someone Please Make Us An Offer" Sheets takes his stellar 3-7 record (ERA: 4.98) to the hill to be opposed by journeyman right-hander Javier Vazquez, in his second tour of Bronx duty and still struggling to find the form that causes the Yanks to be stupid enough to keep bringing him back. Ben, who throws his two pitches like he lives in a Time Machine permanently tuned to 2004, will probably have to mix in a few cutters and change-ups at some point tonight, should he wish to last past The National Anthem against a lineup that could probably just proxy for the AL All-Stars next week and stand a pretty good chance of wiping the floor with the National League squad.

"Have I shown you my two-seamer yet?"
Vazquez brings a 6-7 record and a 5.11 ERA to the table tonight, so it'd be hot for the A's to hammer him into a pulp tonight with C.C. Sabathia looming tomorrow. A.J. Burnett, who has also kind of sucked this year, pitches Wednesday so if the A's could get this game tonight, they'll have a decent chance of taking the series, especially if C.C. does his usual "party all night in Vallejo" thing and shows up Tuesday night with a hangover the size of the Empire State Building, or A-Rod's ego, or ESPN's East Coast bias, or something else suitably large The pitching matchups in this series might actually slightly favor the Athletics, who miss the torrid Phil Hughes (who could conceivably start the All-Star Game next week if his manager selects him to do so) and the ageless Andy Pettitte this time around and who send out All-Star Trevor Cahill and Gio Gonzalez -- who may be one some season soon -- the next two games after Sheets pitches tonight.

Brian was always my favorite Family Guy character, you know.
I had tickets in the first row of the Value Deck for this game, but relinquished them to our own esteemed wacchampions and his pal Smoking Section Ralph so I could be here with you tonight, providing as many Yankees Suck pictures as I can dig up... besides, those guys have taken me to like 400 games this year already so I owed 'em. I bought them (the tickets, not Bryan and Ralph LOLOL) a couple of weeks ago, completely forgetting I am supposed to do this on Monday nights, so you can imagine how my memory would be if I hadn't actually stopped smoking marijuana 2 months ago... basically the only way I'd be able to remember my own name would be to post a comment on AN or something, and even then I'd probably still be a little confused.
OK, it's time for the batting orders... the lineup widget is late as usual so I'll add the full thing later when it gets its head out of its ass. The A's just tweeted theirs, and it's
Crisp CF, Barton 1B, Sweeney RF, Suzuki C, Cust DH, Kouzmanoff 3B, Gross LF, Ellis 2B, Pennington SS, Sheets P
The Yankees will undoubtedly have Jeter and A-Roid and Teixiera and Cano and a million other guys who make us wish we had players 1/2 as good playing for our team. Ah, the privileges of privilege.
In other news, the A's DL'd Conor "Hamstring Valley Fever" Jackson today (that's right, Conor is now officially an Athletic, and will no doubt receive his Purple Heart -- pinned directly to his forehead with a hammer by the A's vaunted Triage Team -- as soon as he can limp to the Trainer's Room), recalling Matt "I Run Into Walls. So What?" Carson from AAA Sacramento to take his spot. They also transferred Travis Buck to the 60-day DL, which is such an out-of-nowhere shocker that I may have to insert some whitespace into this post, just to give you a moment to recover from the surprise of it all. The good news is apparently that Coco "Burns the Opposition To a" Crisp is doing OK and is back in there batting leadoff tonight... hopefully he can make it out of the first inning without his legs falling off this evening because when he's healthy ("when he's healthy" being somewhat equivalent to "when aliens land on the White House lawn" in his case) he is a player worthy of the convertible Rolls Royce he drives to the games.
OK, here we go, yo! We need this series and must ace this homestand if the second half of the season is going to be anything more than an exercise in speculation about 2012, so let's get to it!!
LET'S GO

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Texas losing. Heres our chance! Go As
"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden
by OptimistPrime on Jul 5, 2010 6:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Rangers are losing 6-1 to the Indians.
Might be a chance to pick up another game…
"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau
Is Cahill pitching tomorrow?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yes, he opposes Sabathia and it’s Gonzalez against Burnett on Wednesday.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
In case anyone missed it in the recap thread, the Phillies have a scout at our game tonight according to AOL’s Jeff Fletcher.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
boy or cub?
"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden
by OptimistPrime on Jul 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
no doubt on a mission...
the scout’s orders: “we are thinking of dumping Charlie……follow Geren’s every move”
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Crisp
Please don’t break
"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden
by OptimistPrime on Jul 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
The A’s are worried as they’ve called up both Carson and Watson with one replacing Jackson.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wise had some awesome throws yesterday
Just unwise on that one play…
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me too. actually, i’m quite impressed with him… he’s leading the team in batting average!
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Jul 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He has no trade value.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He's on the 60 day DL, what else are we supposed to do with him...?
"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau
I dunno.
I was just looking through my closet today wondering wtf I should do with my Travis Buck t-shirt.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
heh.
I almost wore it to my softball game tonight. But I’m wearing my Mark Ellis tee instead.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I like that.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Use it as a reminder to wait until a player plays 2 full seasons before buying a player tee?
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
Like that matters.
I have a Chavez tee too.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I have Andrew Bailey.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a ticket for tonight too
But since I have to work tomorrow AM, decided not to go. It may be a busy week.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
YANKEES SUCK!
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
How do we tell Carson and Watson apart?
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
The one that runs into walls is Carson.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
And the one with the Japanese accent is Watson?
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Not seeing much difference there
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks for all those "yankees suck" graphics
can’t wait to send them to my yankee loving nephew
No one who didn't root for the Yankees in 1993 should be allowed to be a Yankee fan
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that the Yankees never made the WS as long as Don Mattingly was in the organization.
As both player and coach.
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
Why do you dislike Mattingly?
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Who says I dislike him?
I find it funny that no matter what he couldnt get to a WS with the team thats in the WS constantly. Humor?
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
he would have been 10 then so i'm not sure if he was a fan in 1993
in his defense, he lives an hour from NYC. but still, it’s the mother-effin yankees!
Ya he's fair game
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I neglected to mention

that the A’s have won 7 of 9 coming into this game.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
The competition meter has been ramped up
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pretty gal....but I would not want to get one of those growing on my
eye.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
I still can't see her without thinking of her incidental role in American politics
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Reggie Jackson sighting
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I took that test thing and I got INTJ, but I didn’t see percentages.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
I took the test with percentages and I am ISTJ.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi everyone!
Let’s kick some Yankees ass tonight!!

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Damn Tussin.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It was lean
aka DRANK aka What Lil Wayne raps about constantly (“Weed & Drank”)
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
Or coedine with tussin with sprite
for those trying to get as good as Jamarcus at home.
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
Cough syrup? Erm.....what?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Gross is not better than Davis at hitting or defense.
And Raj is a wildman on the bases. It just makes no sense.
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
He's worse than Gross vs righties?
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Gross has been horrible against both this season
So, yes.
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
Neither him nor Gross have been good at the plate lately and I think Gross is more comfortable in left than Davis is despite messing up in Baltimore and Cleveland. Still, I’d rather have Davis out there right now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
GO DALE
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
D-Bart with the stab
Boop boop
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Alright kidlets, have fun.
Will report back on softball later.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
pretend like you have a shot at making the A's roster
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
If she hits for any sort of power she does.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Win!
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I see we have the customary
“Jeter strike zone / everyone else in the world strike zone” going.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Yay Ben!
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
what's up with the Evergood kid?
Annoying.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
He ain’t got nothin’ on me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Who does?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The Nats should trade for him. Would the Pirates take Strasburg?
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
and I would have never gotten re-married
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
But you would have married in the first place?
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Negative, earthman
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
We've got Vazquez on the ropes.
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
Rangers had the tying run up, bases loaded one out, down 6-2
and Hamilton and Cruz struck out.
"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau
dang
who k’d them?
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
Good ol' Frank Herrmann
with his 4.97 K/9 coming into the game.
"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau
Hopefully he hasn't realized he doesn't have to suck just because he's a Yankee
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, Ryan, keep him from striking out the side
I don’t want to feed the smugness of the Yankee fans.
@WorldBLee
The A's telecast got ultra-mo 3 years after most teams :-(
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
I mean
Get with the freaking times!
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We got tarps!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Was there anything in the last three seasons you really wanted to see in ultra-mo?
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
I watched the ninth inning again today. It’s still on my DVR and I have it on tape.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
This one time Cust hit a ton of homers in the same week. That would have been cool.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Surprised the game didn't start 1 hour early tonight
Could have used that extra sleep.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Topeka is too far away
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
and strippers
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a lot of pitches for no offense.
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
Well hit out
I’ll count that as a minor victory. And we made him throw 22 pitches at least.
@WorldBLee
It's why strikouts are underrated
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
"Ha, you may have struck out the side, but look at all that effort you expended doing so."
Crafty, I like it.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Maybe they can draw walks next time
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The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
A-Rod tried to touch our pitcher's ass
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Can you blame him?
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Not at all
Kate Hudson has moved on.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Sobered up eh?
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard, ya know,
she gets around.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean she might get to me eventually?
Awesome!
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Like this?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
argggh can't make it stop!
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
Click Subject
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh.
My.
Goodness.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That will be on ESPN tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
coco has to be injured and not realize it yet...
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
Yay Coco!
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
Great catch, but that definitely hurt him.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Crisp has gotta be dead now
Ultra-mo!!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
I love how the glove moved in that replay.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
I love Nick Swisher.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Nick Swisher.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
That's Sheets and his 52nd XBH this season
which leads all of baseball.
Yowzers.
I knew he got hit hard, but league leading?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
He does it colorfully for 10 mil
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not about the money.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I've still got a soft spot for him
he got shipped around unfairly and I’m glad he ended up somewhere good, he deserves it.
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
Not his fault!
Swisher was traded to the Sox then traded to the Yanks. It’s not his fault he is with the evil empire.
Yes it is, he should retire.
Can’t root for anyone in that uniform. It goes against everything that is good and holy in the world.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
USA! USA!
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
A little more people for this matchup this time around
Might be a July thing.
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[Waits to hear "Let's go Yankees!" chant at the Coli.]
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
gad
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Sheets = gas can.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
totally
That’s XBH #53 and there will be more.
Disgusting
Crisp saved #53 with his diving catch. Granderson hit #54. Sigh.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I fucking hate them so much
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Sure this has been mentioned before
But seeing Swisher puts me in mind of the number of good former outfielders of ours around the league: Swisher, Ethier, Cruz, CarGon. Ouch.
Holliday
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
it's hard to count him since he was only a rental and we had no chance to resign him
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
You mean you're only counting people who could still be here.....ah.
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
We could easily have an outfield of
Cruz in left, CarGon in center, and Ethier in right.
And all it would cost us is one important year of Bradley.
Ouch again.
Yes the Carlos saga was confusing..
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what really pisses me off about him?
As soon as he leaves Oakland, hes suddenly the “Second best player evar”
This lineup is amazingly good.
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
That's what $$ buys you.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
stiches almost had it
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
Do not let them chant
“Let’s go Yankees”. Do whatever you have to do, A’s fans who are in attendance.
@WorldBLee
soccer?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle.
by Brett Narloch on Jul 5, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
she could be a hermaphrodite.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Frank Thomas was good...and Mike Moore
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Moore
Nice pre-Beane reach. He’s was awesome during the year we won the World Series.
piece of Sheets
cannot WAIT for this obstinate loser to be off this team.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
Sheets is not a good pitcher anymore
10,000,000 albatross
They totally can’t recover since they have nobody else who can step up.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Rotoworld Baseball
J. Votto -1B-CIN: All Star snub Votto homers twice vs. Mets http://tinyurl.com/pnfs6f
less than a minute ago via API
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Completely absurd
Howard has the 8th best WAR among NL 1B. There’s literally 7 players who are more valuable than him this year. Votto is #1 and leads the pack.
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
He's a Canadian
He should be playing hockey.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
or curling.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
or that bacon that's really just ham.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
or injuring himself turning off alarm clocks
Oh wait, maybe that’s just our Canadians that do that….
There's no crying in baseball!
No fair, it's the Mets.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
One of those homers was into that receptable with that big apple in deep center
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Can I just take this moment to mention
that Ben Sheets really sucks and I’m sick of him? Hey, thanks for leading all of baseball in XBH allowed.
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pretty sad with our steller OF
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
You have to remain healthy to do that
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
To put it simply
He is garbage. There are no hidden stats to show otherwise
I have a weird feeling he will be really good next year.
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
in the National League
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yes it's called the public sector
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
Worked for Jamarcus
Do you have some purple drank?
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I mean what did people think would happen
Sheets has been out of baseball pretty much two years and usually takes the second year back to be good
It's imperative that we put some runs on the board
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Sometimes it's so hard to watch these games
because there are sooooo many damn Yankee$ fans
and it hurts to hear them emphatically cheering against the green & gold in our ballpark
: /
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
Yay Kurt!
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
GOOD KURT
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
So I've not watched YES for a while. Turns out the pitch count is constantly on screen.
Not sure I like it.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
It's also on NESN
Imitation is a sign of flattery.
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Who does NESN cover?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The Yankees little brother
The Red Sox
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm. So who is MASN?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Nationals and Orioles
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
that is what i said in the pre-game
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by emperor nobody on Jul 5, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
it's called total oligarchy
get used to it in every aspect of society [[sigh]]
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by emperor nobody on Jul 5, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN or Fox?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN will be happy for Fox
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Jake Fox?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Eric Fox
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He had a great game today.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You big dummy!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
On that note
I wonder if Pikachu is an all star and would Joe Giradi choose him.
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As far as I’m concerned, he hasn’t played enough games to qualify.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So if he played more games and added no value he'd be good enough?
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I understand WAR is a counting statistic, but the guy has played like 25 games. You’re not an All-Star if you only play 25 games.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Which proves my point that, while Zooks is a good A's player...
there are a lot of catchers better than him this year. Santana has a higher WAR and has hardly played.
by Brett Narloch on Jul 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes but we don't have any real all-stars
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Cahill is a real All-Star and Bailey is a better option than Feliz.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Santana is a much better hitter than Zooks.
That’s not a surprise – Kurt is only average at the plate.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Actually...
The defensive part of WAR says Santana is 0.0 and Zooks is -1.0.
by Brett Narloch on Jul 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Suzuki has the best catcher’s ERA in the league, I think.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not saying... I'm just saying...
Those are the numbers.
by Brett Narloch on Jul 5, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Then WAR needs adjusting quite a lot.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Zooks doesn't throw out runners.
He’s a good catcher. I like him… but let’s stop pretending he’s a huge All Star snub.
by Brett Narloch on Jul 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think he's an All Star, I said no such thing.
He’s a good defensive catcher though.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
That hideous thing ain't starting a rally
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm thinking not enough fans will want one!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Imagine everyone walking through and saying
“No thanks.”
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Kouz is 0-30
And I am ready for Rosales.
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Watching the Broadcast from Taiwan
effin hilarious
Why? Are their announcers funny?
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Well i dont know what they are saying
but i like the ways they analyze it
I say #$%$**!! Kouzmanoff all the time
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Sirbed, Thomas Howard chimed in.
Mr53
I hope somehow these accusations about my man JaMarcus Russell are False.
2 minutes ago via UberTwitter
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
All $100m of it?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
NFL = not guaranteed contracts
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I'm aware of that.
He also got through most of his rookie contract if I’m not mistaken.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Gotcha
I wasn’t sure if you paid attention to the NFL.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Biiiiiig Panthers fan.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Coin toss. It was them or the Jaguars.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Poor Jake Delhomme
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor? He's rather rich.
And awful at American football.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I was reading on espn inside
GM’s are saying by next year CarGon will be a top 10 player in the league
Steve Phillips?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
True. Geren should stand next to him and look good.
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I always wonder if those quotes are real
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I love it when they say "A scout says...."
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
If he magically raises his OBP by about 40 points, sure.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He made an out for our sins.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Mark Ellis impressed the scout if the scout is indeed looking at him.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Welcome to the A's.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
i know....been watching the team for a long time!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
maybe he'll put on the unicorn cloak of scouting invisibility....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Trading Ellis = great idea
-We dont get any draft picks for him.
-His option is too much.
-We can re-sign him anyway, for less.
-Rosales can play 2B everyday for the last couple months and hopefully up his value to where we can trade him for way more than he’s worth.
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
Only the A's.
“Trade Ellis cos he’s not a Type A free agent………..and then trade Rosales if he impresses when he fills in for him.”
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Would you look at that, Ben. You throw the changeup and good things happen.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Sheets would have given up about 5 runs
if the defense wasn’t this stellar.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Company gone now.
Did I miss much?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'd try to catch them before they leave.
This game isn’t going to be pretty.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
We have ultra-mo now
It’s the new HD. And Dibs.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Dibs has disappeared from the telecast lately
Maybe there was a lawsuit from other brands.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I just take this moment to say
that Mark Ellis is really awesome and I love him?
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5 or 6m option
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
The NFL salary cap was $127 million in 2009 and the NBA salary cap will be $56.1 million for the 2010-11 season. What if MLB set their salary cap at $80 million?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Teams will pay the Luxury Tax anyway?
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Would they have a Luxury Tax in MLB?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
They have it now
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't it start at over $100m or something?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Ya, something like $150M
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
For a team to spend $150M
Must be a luxury.
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It's not that hard when your revenues are over $1B
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That stadium must be killing them though.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Why? Their revenues shot through the already high roof with it.
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Cos it cost a bazillion dollars to build.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
ESPN would just show pre-salary cap games between Boston and NY
and ignore the current season.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 5, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The A's would lower the payroll?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi guys
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Posada is FINALLY injured?!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Henry Wofford and Damon Andrews are on SportsNet Central tonight. Those are two of CSN’s top three or four people.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
But, but ...
that cute hop he does when throwing the ball!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
He really does have good range. He's been faking the lack of range all these years to make that play.
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
susanslusser
If the few scouts here tonight are here to see Mark Ellis, he made two nice plays in a row. Little chance the #Athletics deal him, though.
Yeah, you tell ’em, Susan.
Yeah, you keep clutching at those straws, Shoes.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Makes sense to me, except that he has nowhere to play after Utley gets back.
it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Move Utley to 3B?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Except that Utley is a much better 2B defender than Ellis at this point in Mark's career
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh. I'd rather have Hannibal Dobbs
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
I thought that was out.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Woo, Cliff!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Cliff Pennington is awesome.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Yay Clifton!
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he probably could have gone inside the park
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No way, they'd have cut him down at the plate.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Are these official shirts or made by some fan?
If the team actually did it, I’d say that’s tacky. If a fan did it, then that’s kind of cool.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
The team did it -- they're selling them in the Coliseum.
I understand why the marketing department is doing it, but I think it’s kind of silly. Just let it go.
Yeah, I guess they've got to milk whatever they've got.
Seems a bit unclassy though.
Is there a picture somewhere online?
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Cool, thanks.
Not as bad as I thought. An attractive design and not too obnoxious.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Braden was rippin on them too.
Because the A’s didn’t get approval from him or the union.
by Brett Narloch on Jul 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard a Yankees fan scream
“Did his 15 minutes of fame clock break?”
I say not until after he kicks A-Rod’s ass.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It was at least 2 hours. Perfect games take time to pitch, y'know.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
How long is Pennington going to keep hitting ninth? In his last 28 games and since the start of June, Pennington is batting .362/.413/.489.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
That works
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Odds of Cotroneo discussing the possibility of
a Pennington “cycle” before the broadcast is over?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Yay Coco!
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Hey you can put it on the board
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no
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s okay for tonight. The White Sox pounded the Angels.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Cleveland has a 7-3 lead in the seventh.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That right field corner is getting a workout.
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
I'm kind of old school and would rather see
guys like Rosales and Raj play because they hustle every time. It’s not like their replacements are worth a shit anyway.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
NEW THREAD OPEN

Throw the fucking change-up, Ben, or this will get ugly in a hurry.
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