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Open Thread - Game #84: New York Yankees @ Oakland Athletics

New York Yankees at Oakland Athletics, Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT


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The word plutocracy (Modern Greek: πλουτοκρατία - ploutokratia) is derived from the ancient Greek root ploutos, meaning wealth and kratos, meaning to rule or to govern.  Plutocracy is rule by the wealthy, or power provided by wealth.

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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Good evening SaberSoldiers and UZRevolutionaries, and welcome to the latest homestand!  We begin the festivities a game away from the magical .500 mark and playing host to the most revered, dynastic and utterly annoying franchise in all of sports worldwide, Manchester United The New York Yankees, owners of 46,960 championships and a payroll exceeding the entire budget for the State of California.  The Yankees inspire such a sycophantic and obsequious following that whenever I walk through Emeryville or San Francisco and see another idiot who's obviously never been east of the Mississippi River decked out head-to-toe in Pinstriped Finery, it's all I can do not to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire, all whilst taunting them about how Jeter was on The Juice.

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Both my parents were born a combined total of 19 blocks from Yankee Stadium, so they have an excuse.

Our Athletics, fresh off a 4-2 road trip where they took consecutive series from The Baltimore News Bears and the Cleveland Moribundians, return home sniffing the break-even mark and hungry to make hay against the hated Bankees, who sit atop the AL East yet again as we approach the All-Star Break.  Ben "Someone Please Make Us An Offer" Sheets takes his stellar 3-7 record (ERA: 4.98) to the hill to be opposed by journeyman right-hander Javier Vazquez, in his second tour of Bronx duty and still struggling to find the form that causes the Yanks to be stupid enough to keep bringing him back.  Ben, who throws his two pitches like he lives in a Time Machine permanently tuned to 2004, will probably have to mix in a few cutters and change-ups at some point tonight, should he wish to last past The National Anthem against a lineup that could probably just proxy for the AL All-Stars next week and stand a pretty good chance of wiping the floor with the National League squad.

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"Have I shown you my two-seamer yet?"

Vazquez brings a 6-7 record and a 5.11 ERA to the table tonight, so it'd be hot for the A's to hammer him into a pulp tonight with C.C. Sabathia looming tomorrow.  A.J. Burnett, who has also kind of sucked this year, pitches Wednesday so if the A's could get this game tonight, they'll have a decent chance of taking the series, especially if C.C. does his usual "party all night in Vallejo" thing and shows up Tuesday night with a hangover the size of the Empire State Building, or A-Rod's ego, or ESPN's East Coast bias, or something else suitably large   The pitching matchups in this series might actually slightly favor the Athletics, who miss the torrid Phil Hughes (who could conceivably start the All-Star Game next week if his manager selects him to do so) and the ageless Andy Pettitte this time around and who send out All-Star Trevor Cahill and Gio Gonzalez -- who may be one some season soon --  the next two games after Sheets pitches tonight.

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Brian was always my favorite Family Guy character, you know.

I had tickets in the first row of the Value Deck for this game, but relinquished them to our own esteemed wacchampions and his pal Smoking Section Ralph so I could be here with you tonight, providing as many Yankees Suck pictures as I can dig up... besides, those guys have taken me to like 400 games this year already so I owed 'em.  I bought them (the tickets, not Bryan and Ralph LOLOL) a couple of weeks ago, completely forgetting I am supposed to do this on Monday nights, so you can imagine how my memory would be if I hadn't actually stopped smoking marijuana 2 months ago... basically the only way I'd be able to remember my own name would be to post a comment on AN or something, and even then I'd probably still be a little confused.

OK, it's time for the batting orders... the lineup widget is late as usual so I'll add the full thing later when it gets its head out of its ass.  The A's just tweeted theirs, and it's

Crisp CF, Barton 1B, Sweeney RF, Suzuki C, Cust DH, Kouzmanoff 3B, Gross LF, Ellis 2B, Pennington SS, Sheets P

The Yankees will undoubtedly have Jeter and A-Roid and Teixiera and Cano and a million other guys who make us wish we had players 1/2 as good playing for our team.  Ah, the privileges of privilege.

In other news, the A's DL'd Conor "Hamstring Valley Fever" Jackson today (that's right, Conor is now officially an Athletic, and will no doubt receive his Purple Heart -- pinned directly to his forehead with a hammer by the A's vaunted Triage Team -- as soon as he can limp to the Trainer's Room), recalling Matt "I Run Into Walls. So What?" Carson from AAA Sacramento to take his spot.   They also transferred Travis Buck to the 60-day DL, which is such an out-of-nowhere shocker that I may have to insert some whitespace into this post, just to give you a moment to recover from the surprise of it all.  The good news is apparently that Coco "Burns the Opposition To a" Crisp is doing OK and is back in there batting leadoff tonight... hopefully he can make it out of the first inning without his legs falling off this evening because when he's healthy ("when he's healthy" being somewhat equivalent to "when aliens land on the White House lawn" in his case) he is a player worthy of the convertible Rolls Royce he drives to the games.

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OK, here we go, yo!  We need this series and must ace this homestand if the second half of the season is going to be anything more than an exercise in speculation about 2012, so let's get to it!!
LET'S GO
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Texas losing. Heres our chance! Go As

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 5, 2010 6:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Is Cahill pitching tomorrow?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, he opposes Sabathia and it’s Gonzalez against Burnett on Wednesday.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

I’m going to the game tomorrow. Cahill vs. CC should be fun.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

In case anyone missed it in the recap thread, the Phillies have a scout at our game tonight according to AOL’s Jeff Fletcher.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

boy or cub?

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

no doubt on a mission...

the scout’s orders: “we are thinking of dumping Charlie……follow Geren’s every move”

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 5, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crisp

Please don’t break

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

The A’s are worried as they’ve called up both Carson and Watson with one replacing Jackson.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wise had some awesome throws yesterday

Just unwise on that one play…

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 5, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe in ben sheets

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 5, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

me too. actually, i’m quite impressed with him… he’s leading the team in batting average!

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO OAKLAND!

{clap clap clapclapclap}

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 5, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno.

I was just looking through my closet today wondering wtf I should do with my Travis Buck t-shirt.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 5, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh.

I almost wore it to my softball game tonight. But I’m wearing my Mark Ellis tee instead.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 5, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use it as a reminder to wait until a player plays 2 full seasons before buying a player tee?

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like that matters.

I have a Chavez tee too.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Andrew Bailey.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a ticket for tonight too

But since I have to work tomorrow AM, decided not to go. It may be a busy week.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Jul 5, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, 501 (c) 3ism.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Jul 5, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 5, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YANKEES SUCK!

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

How do we tell Carson and Watson apart?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The one that runs into walls is Carson.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 5, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the one with the Japanese accent is Watson?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mebbe.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the names.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not seeing much difference there

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for all those "yankees suck" graphics

can’t wait to send them to my yankee loving nephew

by Deborah51 on Jul 5, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

No one who didn't root for the Yankees in 1993 should be allowed to be a Yankee fan

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that the Yankees never made the WS as long as Don Mattingly was in the organization.

As both player and coach.

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you dislike Mattingly?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who says I dislike him?

I find it funny that no matter what he couldnt get to a WS with the team thats in the WS constantly. Humor?

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

he would have been 10 then so i'm not sure if he was a fan in 1993

in his defense, he lives an hour from NYC. but still, it’s the mother-effin yankees!

by Deborah51 on Jul 5, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya he's fair game

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I neglected to mention


that the A’s have won 7 of 9 coming into this game.

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 5, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Reggie Jackson sighting

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

i think he likes both teams though, you know its just the whole Mr. October thing

by RC_Cola on Jul 5, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took that test thing and I got INTJ, but I didn’t see percentages.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi everyone!

Let’s kick some Yankees ass tonight!!

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

A mystery solved?

So JaMarcus Russell stunk because he was drunk on cough syrup.

by sirbed on Jul 5, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Tussin.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 5, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was lean

aka DRANK aka What Lil Wayne raps about constantly (“Weed & Drank”)

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or coedine with tussin with sprite

for those trying to get as good as Jamarcus at home.

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the link SportsMachine

let’s keep the cough syrup away from Jason Campbell.

by sirbed on Jul 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cough syrup? Erm.....what?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, Why, Why

Why is Davis not starting AGAIN?

by fansince1980 on Jul 5, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Gross is not better than Davis at hitting or defense.

And Raj is a wildman on the bases. It just makes no sense.

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by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's worse than Gross vs righties?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross has been horrible against both this season

So, yes.

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither him nor Gross have been good at the plate lately and I think Gross is more comfortable in left than Davis is despite messing up in Baltimore and Cleveland. Still, I’d rather have Davis out there right now.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice, i was fearing a walk

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GO DALE

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

D-Bart with the stab

Boop boop

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright kidlets, have fun.

Will report back on softball later.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 5, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

If she hits for any sort of power she does.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win!

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUTS!

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 5, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I see we have the customary

“Jeter strike zone / everyone else in the world strike zone” going.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 5, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

yep, classic.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 5, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Ben!

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

what's up with the Evergood kid?

Annoying.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He ain’t got nothin’ on me.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who does?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nats should trade for him. Would the Pirates take Strasburg?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you would have married in the first place?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Negative, earthman

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

That was easy?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 5, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

We've got Vazquez on the ropes.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jul 5, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Whered that miss?

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 5, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Rangers had the tying run up, bases loaded one out, down 6-2

and Hamilton and Cruz struck out.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

dang

who k’d them?

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good ol' Frank Herrmann

with his 4.97 K/9 coming into the game.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 5, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably the highlight of his career right there, ha

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by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, Ryan, keep him from striking out the side

I don’t want to feed the smugness of the Yankee fans.

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by worldblee on Jul 5, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought it was my tea.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 5, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

Get with the freaking times!

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 5, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got tarps!

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the ninth inning again today. It’s still on my DVR and I have it on tape.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

This one time Cust hit a ton of homers in the same week. That would have been cool.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a lot of pitches for no offense.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jul 5, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Well hit out

I’ll count that as a minor victory. And we made him throw 22 pitches at least.

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by worldblee on Jul 5, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It's why strikouts are underrated

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Ha, you may have struck out the side, but look at all that effort you expended doing so."

Crafty, I like it.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you blame him?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all

Kate Hudson has moved on.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sobered up eh?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard, ya know,

she gets around.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean she might get to me eventually?

Awesome!

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like this?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

argggh can't make it stop!

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

esc key

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Click Subject

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.
My.
Goodness.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

kaloo canu.....

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Coco!

Stay in one piece pls.

by brian.only on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Coco! Coco! Coco!

*Stands and cheers.

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by worldblee on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

coco has to be injured and not realize it yet...

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Coco!

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Great catch, but that definitely hurt him.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Crisp has gotta be dead now

Ultra-mo!!

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how the glove moved in that replay.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Coco!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Jul 5, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Nick Swisher.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Nick Swisher.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

W00t!

That’s what you pay $10M for—to lead the league. Oh, wait…

@WorldBLee

by worldblee on Jul 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yowzers.

I knew he got hit hard, but league leading?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not about the money.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've still got a soft spot for him

he got shipped around unfairly and I’m glad he ended up somewhere good, he deserves it.

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not his fault!

Swisher was traded to the Sox then traded to the Yanks. It’s not his fault he is with the evil empire.

by fansince1980 on Jul 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it is, he should retire.

Can’t root for anyone in that uniform. It goes against everything that is good and holy in the world.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid yankee fans urging it fair.

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by ak_A on Jul 5, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

and we got our beautiful hats back

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by Berry Jo on Jul 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

USA! USA!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Waits to hear "Let's go Yankees!" chant at the Coli.]

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

for shits sake

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by ak_A on Jul 5, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ditto

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by Berry Jo on Jul 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheets = gas can.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

totally

That’s XBH #53 and there will be more.

Disgusting

by Trainman on Jul 5, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crisp saved #53 with his diving catch. Granderson hit #54. Sigh.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate them so much

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure this has been mentioned before

But seeing Swisher puts me in mind of the number of good former outfielders of ours around the league: Swisher, Ethier, Cruz, CarGon. Ouch.

by RLangford on Jul 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Holliday

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's hard to count him since he was only a rental and we had no chance to resign him

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by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 5, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean you're only counting people who could still be here.....ah.

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could easily have an outfield of

Cruz in left, CarGon in center, and Ethier in right.

And all it would cost us is one important year of Bradley.

Ouch again.

by RLangford on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what really pisses me off about him?

As soon as he leaves Oakland, hes suddenly the “Second best player evar

by RC_Cola on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This lineup is amazingly good.

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what $$ buys you.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

stiches almost had it

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

(shakes fists)

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by ak_A on Jul 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh

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by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Do not let them chant

“Let’s go Yankees”. Do whatever you have to do, A’s fans who are in attendance.

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by worldblee on Jul 5, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

soccer?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frank Thomas was good...and Mike Moore

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Moore

Nice pre-Beane reach. He’s was awesome during the year we won the World Series.

by RLangford on Jul 5, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

piece of Sheets

cannot WAIT for this obstinate loser to be off this team.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

They totally can’t recover since they have nobody else who can step up.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

those poor Yankees

it’s gotta be hard having won only 27 World Series championships

by sirbed on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Completely absurd

Howard has the 8th best WAR among NL 1B. There’s literally 7 players who are more valuable than him this year. Votto is #1 and leads the pack.

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by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a Canadian

He should be playing hockey.

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by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

or curling.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 5, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

or that bacon that's really just ham.

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by attijah on Jul 5, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

or injuring himself turning off alarm clocks

Oh wait, maybe that’s just our Canadians that do that….

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by gigglingone on Jul 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No fair, it's the Mets.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just take this moment to mention

that Ben Sheets really sucks and I’m sick of him? Hey, thanks for leading all of baseball in XBH allowed.

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by Nico on Jul 5, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty sad with our steller OF

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by SoCalA'sFan on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to remain healthy to do that

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

To put it simply

He is garbage. There are no hidden stats to show otherwise

by Trainman on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a weird feeling he will be really good next year.

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by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the National League

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean what did people think would happen

Sheets has been out of baseball pretty much two years and usually takes the second year back to be good

by buckfan6 on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes it's so hard to watch these games

because there are sooooo many damn Yankee$ fans
and it hurts to hear them emphatically cheering against the green & gold in our ballpark
: /

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by SwisherThresher on Jul 5, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Kurt!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD KURT

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by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So I've not watched YES for a while. Turns out the pitch count is constantly on screen.

Not sure I like it.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It's also on NESN

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 5, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who does NESN cover?

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Yankees little brother

The Red Sox

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. So who is MASN?

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nationals and Orioles

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is what i said in the pre-game

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by emperor nobody on Jul 5, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's called total oligarchy

get used to it in every aspect of society [[sigh]]

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by emperor nobody on Jul 5, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN or Fox?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN will be happy for Fox

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jake Fox?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Fox

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a great game today.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for being awesome, Kurt.

You’re an All Star to me, even if Joe Girardi won’t choose you. ♥

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 5, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

On that note

I wonder if Pikachu is an all star and would Joe Giradi choose him.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 5, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

As far as I’m concerned, he hasn’t played enough games to qualify.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if he played more games and added no value he'd be good enough?

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand WAR is a counting statistic, but the guy has played like 25 games. You’re not an All-Star if you only play 25 games.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which proves my point that, while Zooks is a good A's player...

there are a lot of catchers better than him this year. Santana has a higher WAR and has hardly played.

by Brett Narloch on Jul 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but we don't have any real all-stars

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Cahill is a real All-Star and Bailey is a better option than Feliz.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santana is a much better hitter than Zooks.

That’s not a surprise – Kurt is only average at the plate.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually...

The defensive part of WAR says Santana is 0.0 and Zooks is -1.0.

by Brett Narloch on Jul 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suzuki has the best catcher’s ERA in the league, I think.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then WAR needs adjusting quite a lot.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zooks doesn't throw out runners.

He’s a good catcher. I like him… but let’s stop pretending he’s a huge All Star snub.

by Brett Narloch on Jul 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he's an All Star, I said no such thing.

He’s a good defensive catcher though.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, that cap is awful.

It looks like it’s having an identity crisis.

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 5, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm thinking not enough fans will want one!!

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by Berry Jo on Jul 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine everyone walking through and saying

“No thanks.”

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah... I kinda am

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by Berry Jo on Jul 5, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? Are their announcers funny?

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOB'S!!!!

KouGro is just nothing I EVER WANT TO SEE EVER AGAIN.

by brian.only on Jul 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sirbed, Thomas Howard chimed in.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

All $100m of it?

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NFL = not guaranteed contracts

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm aware of that.

He also got through most of his rookie contract if I’m not mistaken.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

I wasn’t sure if you paid attention to the NFL.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biiiiiig Panthers fan.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coin toss. It was them or the Jaguars.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Jake Delhomme

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor? He's rather rich.

And awful at American football.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was reading on espn inside

GM’s are saying by next year CarGon will be a top 10 player in the league

by buckfan6 on Jul 5, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Steve Phillips?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. Geren should stand next to him and look good.

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasnt him

All it said was Gm’s in the league

by buckfan6 on Jul 5, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it when they say "A scout says...."

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he magically raises his OBP by about 40 points, sure.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He made an out for our sins.

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by attijah on Jul 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Ellis impressed the scout if the scout is indeed looking at him.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

all this talk makes me sad. ;-(

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by Berry Jo on Jul 5, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the A's.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trading Ellis = great idea

-We dont get any draft picks for him.
-His option is too much.
-We can re-sign him anyway, for less.
-Rosales can play 2B everyday for the last couple months and hopefully up his value to where we can trade him for way more than he’s worth.

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jul 5, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the A's.

“Trade Ellis cos he’s not a Type A free agent………..and then trade Rosales if he impresses when he fills in for him.”

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you look at that, Ben. You throw the changeup and good things happen.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheets would have given up about 5 runs

if the defense wasn’t this stellar.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Company gone now.

Did I miss much?

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by iglew on Jul 5, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd try to catch them before they leave.

This game isn’t going to be pretty.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have ultra-mo now

It’s the new HD. And Dibs.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Jul 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dibs has disappeared from the telecast lately

Maybe there was a lawsuit from other brands.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just take this moment to say

that Mark Ellis is really awesome and I love him?

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by Nico on Jul 5, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

The NFL salary cap was $127 million in 2009 and the NBA salary cap will be $56.1 million for the 2010-11 season. What if MLB set their salary cap at $80 million?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Would they have a Luxury Tax in MLB?

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by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have it now

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't it start at over $100m or something?

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, something like $150M

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not that hard when your revenues are over $1B

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That stadium must be killing them though.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? Their revenues shot through the already high roof with it.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cos it cost a bazillion dollars to build.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN would just show pre-salary cap games between Boston and NY

and ignore the current season.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 5, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi guys

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 5, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Posada is FINALLY injured?!

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Henry Wofford and Damon Andrews are on SportsNet Central tonight. Those are two of CSN’s top three or four people.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeter showing off his no range.

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by King Richard on Jul 5, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

But, but ...

that cute hop he does when throwing the ball!

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by iglew on Jul 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really does have good range. He's been faking the lack of range all these years to make that play.

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

susanslusser
  If the few scouts here tonight are here to see Mark Ellis, he made two nice plays in a row. Little chance the #Athletics deal him, though.

Yeah, you tell ’em, Susan.

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope she's right

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by Berry Jo on Jul 5, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you keep clutching at those straws, Shoes.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense to me, except that he has nowhere to play after Utley gets back.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Move Utley to 3B?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that Utley is a much better 2B defender than Ellis at this point in Mark's career

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. I'd rather have Hannibal Dobbs

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I thought that was out.

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by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo, Cliff!

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by iglew on Jul 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Pennington is awesome.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Clifton!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet

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by ak_A on Jul 5, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

he probably could have gone inside the park

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way, they'd have cut him down at the plate.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask me if i care....

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by Berry Jo on Jul 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are these official shirts or made by some fan?

If the team actually did it, I’d say that’s tacky. If a fan did it, then that’s kind of cool.

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by iglew on Jul 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The team did it -- they're selling them in the Coliseum.

I understand why the marketing department is doing it, but I think it’s kind of silly. Just let it go.

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 5, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess they've got to milk whatever they've got.

Seems a bit unclassy though.

Is there a picture somewhere online?

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by iglew on Jul 5, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool, thanks.

Not as bad as I thought. An attractive design and not too obnoxious.

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by iglew on Jul 5, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braden was rippin on them too.

Because the A’s didn’t get approval from him or the union.

by Brett Narloch on Jul 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a Yankees fan scream

“Did his 15 minutes of fame clock break?”

I say not until after he kicks A-Rod’s ass.

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by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was at least 2 hours. Perfect games take time to pitch, y'know.

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by OldhamA on Jul 5, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long is Pennington going to keep hitting ninth? In his last 28 games and since the start of June, Pennington is batting .362/.413/.489.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That works

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on Jul 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Odds of Cotroneo discussing the possibility of

a Pennington “cycle” before the broadcast is over?

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by iglew on Jul 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Coco!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

no

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay for tonight. The White Sox pounded the Angels.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

did the rangers lose yet?

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by Berry Jo on Jul 5, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cleveland has a 7-3 lead in the seventh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 5, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That right field corner is getting a workout.

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The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jul 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm kind of old school and would rather see

guys like Rosales and Raj play because they hustle every time. It’s not like their replacements are worth a shit anyway.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 5, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN


Throw the fucking change-up, Ben, or this will get ugly in a hurry.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 5, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The new thread is up! Don’t get left behind!

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