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Open Thread: Game 83 - A's at Cleveland

Oakland Athletics at Cleveland Indians, Jul 4, 2010 10:05 AM PDT


"I'm an All-Star because I can REALLY come by way of third base!"

I know where you are. Like a good boy/girl, you're sitting in church listening to Reverand Blowhard drone on and on about something about sin, staring at the back of a long feathery cap that you think might still be alive and wanting the cracker you've hidden in your left pocket as if there weren't a "No eating" sign clearly posted outside the front door.

And you're reading this on your i-Phone, as three pious and humorless older women, who always seem to judge everything but their own choice of eyeshadow, make disapproving eye contact that you pretend not to notice.

You're frankly too excited about Trevor Cahill being named to the All-Star team as you root for Vin Mazzaro to best Fausto Carmona and to send the A's home owners of a 7-2 road trip.




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I dislike it highly, also.

I kinda wish the A’s could/would eschew sending anyone altogether. I know I generally avoid watching the “game”.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 4, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good, why would we want him pitching in a meaningless game?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as we see him in the dugout I'm fine.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm okay with that.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 4, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's a game on!?!?

Good thing I was reading AN, or I wouldn’t have known!

Well, that’s not true. I would get the MLB At Bat alert.

by LoneStranger on Jul 4, 2010 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Did Conor Jackson even make it a fortnight before dying?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Joey Votto didn’t make the All-Star team. He’s first in wOBA, second in OBP, second in SLG and second in WAR in the National League.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Travesty

Especially if the fan vote doesn’t put him in now.

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by Flashfire on Jul 4, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am voting for him big time because no player was a bigger snub in the history of All-Star snubs.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Way to lather the hyperbole on thick.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

he got robbed, big time.

by Dub_TC on Jul 4, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

That’s crap.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 4, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think they're now platooning.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 4, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Davis goes from 'the man' to platooning with Gross. Ouch.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

He might try learning how to bunt properly

and getting on base more than 30% of the time.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 4, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

I saw part of the televised game against Baltimore earlier this week, and his timing was way off.

by A's Fan in Virginia on Jul 4, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

susanslusser
  
#Athletics All-Star Cahill: “I know Bailey is having another great year so I’m surprised it’s me, not him. We have a lot of deserving guys.”
less than 20 seconds ago via web

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Awww...They're so cute when they're delusional.

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by Nico on Jul 4, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised Bailey didn't go. He's putting up good numbers again this year and he went last year.

For a team that only sends one guy a year to this thing I figured he’d be the one.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha, Shoes was right. That face Crisp pulls when he's in the batter's box is awful.

Nice shades though.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Gotta run on this guy

Today, If his sinker is working it’s DP, DP, DP and DP time.

Go A’s

by Trainman on Jul 4, 2010 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Did Barton just bunt?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

sort of, unintentionally.

high hopper to 1st, i think. i was only half paying attention.

by Deborah51 on Jul 4, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm watching Burn Notice too. I saw Crisp advanced to third and the right side of the infield field

the ball and I assumed the worst.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't think so

He tried to get a hit thru the right side or at least it sounded that way. I have radio only

by Trainman on Jul 4, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

yah, he wasn't trying to bunt.

but he got crisp over to 3rd with the ball to the right side.

by Deborah51 on Jul 4, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Cust is already the second best hitter on the team. Why'd we keep this guy in the minors for two months again?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

So he could learn to raise his Batting Average

strike out less and lose his power for the time being and be more aggressive.

But I’m only guessing

by Trainman on Jul 4, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

The game is not televised on the East Coast, of course

But thanks to AN for keeping me up-to-date via all the great posts!! My fellow A’s fans are GREAT!!

by A's Fan in Virginia on Jul 4, 2010 10:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn't it be worthwhile to invest in MLB.tv if you live on the East Coast?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

3/5th of our current rotation started the year in AAA?

So there is a reason they say you can never have too much pitching!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

That will be on ESPN tonight.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Superb play by Pennington.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

OaklandAs
  
It’s possible a 2nd #A’s player could be named an All-Star next Sunday when replacements are named for inactive players like Cahill.
3 minutes ago via web

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Ooooh nice pitch for the punchout by Mazzaro too.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

The Blue Jays-Yankees game is on TBS.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

So?

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 4, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s something to flip over to during commercials.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Powell batting infront of Pennington is a little retarded.

Pennington could catch him even with a two base head start.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

He played baseball.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

wonderful

Hopefully its nothing too serious, cuz {earth-shattering news} we could really use him in these next 2 series.

by jakebmill on Jul 4, 2010 10:35 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh wow, game started already?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 4, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Mazzaro has some nice late movement on his pitches.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Finally a day game

And my visiting mother-in-law and nieces all went for a walk. Go A’s!

by elcroata on Jul 4, 2010 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, Liriano missed the ASG?

That’s unbelievable.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 4, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Jered Weaver was the biggest snub of all the pitchers.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly.

Still, wow, those rosters are awful. Omar Infante?!

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by danmerqury on Jul 4, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I am pretty disgusted.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

So he's done then.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basically

Surprised it took this long.

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by Flashfire on Jul 4, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Erm - 9?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't go in the pool!

Did Dale teach you nothing???

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

He taught me not to dive into the shallow end.

But then I already knew that.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barton - warning track power.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm not even touching this.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 4, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You just did.

OK, then. I will now assume that 347 is officially the number of PAs required to be an adequate sample size.

…that fucking Barton can’t hit for power.

by JonathanNathan on Jul 4, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you say so.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 4, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're supposed to say "spoiler alert" first

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it looks like we're settling in for the old 'A's pitcher has to spin an absolute gem to get the win' game.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye to that notion.

Vin Mazzaro doesn’t have a gem of any kind in him.

by JonathanNathan on Jul 4, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Erm - I think he does. Not this season mind, but he has the talent to be a good pitcher.

It’s all about whether he can improve his control enough to become a ML starter.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Girardi is sleazy

According to Slusser, years ago Zito was picked, knowing he’d be pitching on Sunday, and then they quickly inserted Roger Clemens in his place. My guess: Cahill gets picked, can’t play, and his replacement is Andy Pettite.

Sue Slusser made a good point: If you’re picking at least one representative for each team, that rep should play. This would be two years in a row when a member of the A’s didn’t play. Subverts the system.

Unless Suzuki or Bailey gets picked.

by richwol1 on Jul 4, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

My motto
The All-Star Game: It doesn’t matter

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by iglew on Jul 4, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? It's the only ASG I watch.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

The one that went into extra, extra innings was amusing.

Otherwise I prefer watching the HR derby – at least that’s showcased as a bit of fun.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

HR Derby is even more boring than NBA

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you were bored when Hamilton was hitting home runs out of Yankee Stadium>

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly. I didn't watch.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Niiiice play by Sweeney to keep that to a single.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Morning.

(yawn)

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Morning, Sunshine.

Does it count as still in bed if you drag the covers with you into another room? If so, I’m still in bed.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 4, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds nice.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTC happened to Coco?

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by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

He died.

Take your silver mod tubescreamer, your dr. z, your nocaster, put them in a pile and burn them. if god gave you a thousand years, you still couldn't touch this. you can't f***ing keep time to this.

by Elvez on Jul 4, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

World Trade Center?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. I worked there for six years.

Stupid terrorists.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah, the strange and fascinating confluence of sports, slang, and terror. like, they never called duncan and robinson the twin towers anymore, did they?

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 4, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't here at the time, but someone said that Coco broke-o.

I like that.

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by iglew on Jul 4, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Helpful :D

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by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be serious for a moment, he had something happen to his hamstring.

Doesn’t sound serious, but I’m sure the training staff will find a way to make it into season-ending surgery.

by JonathanNathan on Jul 4, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like this serious moment.....sponsored by Ben-Gay

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, that was pretty.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Carmona thought it was gone.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this will convince Geren to hit Cust in the middle of the order from now on.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Too many strickouts

Cut him and call up McPherson.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 4, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

move him to lead off and trade for Giambi

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buy low on Joey Votto. He ain’t an All-Star.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good call.

I hear that guy never stricks out.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 4, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Number of McPherson strickouts I've seen: 0

Ergo, he’s awesome.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 4, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, Cust is in the lineup most of the time.

I know everyone thinks he doesn’t play a lot, but he does. He really hasn’t missed that many games.

by JonathanNathan on Jul 4, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

He really needs to play every game.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's been benched against lefties quite a lot.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It has been an anomalous stretch.

You’re absolutely right on those numbers. But for most of his season, that hasn’t been the case. And I don’t think it will be very often.

by JonathanNathan on Jul 4, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with Jonathan.

The pattern over all has not been to bench Cust. The fact that a short stretch has been out of the pattern suggests to me that there’s something we don’t know about. Maybe an unannounced injury, maybe a private disciplinary action, maybe a distraction in his private life that made him more in need of time off.

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by iglew on Jul 4, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cust has 110 ABs this year.

Gabe Gross has 144.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 4, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Today's game is the 45th game since Cust was called up.

He has played in 39 of those games — 35 as a starter and 4 as a pinch-hitter.

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by iglew on Jul 4, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

and they couldn’t prevent jack from being happy.

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 4, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hola All!

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

¿Qué tal?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry that was the extent of my spanish

no comprende

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by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! I intimidated you with my upside down question mark.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Si

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody get Carmona some extra quarters for the dryer.

That uniform is terrible.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

yay?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

as in

YAY!!!!!!!!!!! I got mail!!!! YAY!!!!!!

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm confused, but happy for you.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm especially confused

because it’s Sunday AND a federal holiday.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 4, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here you go Pam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8dAz6hTXuU

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not watching that, but I'll assume it explains away my confusion.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

or adds to it

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's wrong with that uniform?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's about 5 sizes too big for him.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's what all the kids are wearing these days.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hurrah! Go Ellis.

Though I’ve no idea how that ball got through.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Yay Mark!

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Ellie!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey Mommy

I’m going to the All-Star Game

No. It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

What the hell?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh heh

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stephen Curry?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken's brother

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

I got it the first time, unlike OldhamA. ;D

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

And MODEST, too! MODEST!!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure it's not because she is cute smart and funny?

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who are we talking about?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

You.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me?

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me?

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by Nico on Jul 4, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tu

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jul 4, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have to have runners on for that

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have lots of runners on first base.

That’s what happens when you’re a single hitting team.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately we're an "out" hitting team.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. We're a singles hitting team.

Lots of decent averages in the side, just almost no power. We hit into a lot of DPs because if there’s someone on he’s on first.

Oh and it’s also why we don’t score that many runs – you have to combine multiple hits to get a run if all you can do is hit singles.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....I don't see it.

It’s true A’s are 3rd in MLB in 1B, but they’re 19th in OBP. Also 8th in GDP.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cos we don't walk a whole lot either.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

And we literally just hit singles.

Those teams above us in the OBP category are hitting for extra bases.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right...we make outs or hit singles. No BB or XBH.

That’s a pretty bad offense, with or without the DP.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

It adds up to being a bad offence, but we're not an 'out' hitting team.

We just don’t hit for extra bases, which hamstrings us massively.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Coco has a hamstring.

Also low OBP does make us an “out” hitting team.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

It’s hard to believe that many more teams hit into more DP’s than us

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

We do. All the time.

Our offense isn’t that bad. It’s just that we squander opportunities.

by JonathanNathan on Jul 4, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. It's that bad.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

PICKED. OFF.

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by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

HAHA!

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Hell yeahs!

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Yay Vinny!

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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

If Rajai Davis needs to play every day to get in a groove...

Then why does Geren platoon Gross and Davis?

I hate Geren. Rajai will probably go 0-4 today and be benched. He NEEDS TO PLAY EVERY DAY til the All Star Break.

by richwol1 on Jul 4, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

But Rajai sucks now. Haven't you heard?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cos Davis isn't very good?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Davis is fine playing every day

But he has to play every day. Otherwise he sucks.

by richwol1 on Jul 4, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He swings at the first pitch too much for my liking.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

He played every day in April and sucked.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bloomquist needs to be invited to the club

that includes Kouzmanoff and Ohlendorf.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need coffee.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Beane go out and get at least one player, an outfielder. Gross is not an everyday player, damn.

by dashman33 on Jul 4, 2010 11:09 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

{Psssst...Conor Jackson}

Or did you mean a good and/or healthy one?

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by Nico on Jul 4, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Healthy. Jackson is good. He's just not the masher we need.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

In baseball, it's important to make adjustments

So I’d recommend that Mazzaro now mix it up and START GETTING AHEAD OF HITTERS.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 4, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't think he's INTENTIONALLY getting behind them, Nico.

He just doesn’t have great control. As I said earlier though – he has some nice late movement on his pitches today. Shows promise for the future.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You sily guy

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The mound conference went like

Don’t give him anything to hit, but don’t walk him either

by elcroata on Jul 4, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The interesting thing is that Mazzaro always had pretty excellent control in the minors.

I really think his main problem so far in the bigs has been lacking confidence, and he’s just starting to come around. His control in the majors WILL improve if he keeps starting. Not to mention, having good luck (as he has) should theoretically help him be more comfortable allowing balls in play and throwing strikes.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 4, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

So New Guy and Coco are both hurt and possibly going to the DL?

And we’re about to play the Yankees and Angels?
Greeeaaaat.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Excuse me while I post something ridiculous

That is why Patterson had some value.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. He didn't.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the guy and he sucks

but I still disagree with your post.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's a AAA player. We have several of those in Sacramento.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can't argue with that

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great circular logic!!!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thankyou.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes that's one reason they kept him and Fox at the beginning...so that when the injuries

hit, they wouldn’t have to bring up Donaldson and Carson. But Patterson and Fox turned out to be no better than Donaldson and Carson.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

how do we know that?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

DFA says Donaldson is better than we think.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 4, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then it must be so

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always believe him when he says

someone is better than we think.

But when he says someone is worse then we think, I go “la la la! I can’t hear you!”

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 4, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's a total waste so it's possible.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't talk about DFA like that

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hee hee.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s one of our top 10 prospects.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not according to me.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean how did we know that depth was the reason for keeping those two or

that these guys are no better than the ones they were afraid to play?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do we know that they are better

they are better than Patterson?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not that they are better. It's that they are probably not worse than Fox

and Patterson were during their time in Oakland.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

We'll have to stay tuned...

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, cos otherwise we were totally beating those guys....

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well Coco MIGHT have been particularly helpful.

Just sayin.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Crisp and/or Jackson go on the DL

Think Carter gets the call up?

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by FrankCohen on Jul 4, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Nope. Carson.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If both go on the DL?

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Jul 4, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watson?

Carter hasn’t deserved a call up.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

He'd have to be add to the 40-man

But he’d come up before Carter does.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jul 4, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carson?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

No chance that happens. He’s really, really not ready.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jul 4, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

careful.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't Buck almost ready to return?

Patterson gone, Crisp hurt, New Guy hurt. Is this really just a coincidence, or is it part of Travis’s sneaky evil plan?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 4, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

OakA’sHoney must be the author of the plan.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Adam!

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm gonna start calling him Bobby.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

For Bobby Rahal?

Bobby Bonilla? Bobby Kennedy? Bobbie Fiedler? I’m drawing a blank.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

I’d be cool with a raised ticket price for those games to help cover the difference of the lost gate.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jul 4, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trevor.

That is all.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 4, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Surprised?

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jul 4, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly? A little. Not because he hasn't "earned" it.

But it’s a pleasant surprise, to be sure.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. I long for the day that we have 2+ all stars.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jul 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, JJ.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 4, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can we keep this version of Pennington please?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I like Penny

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Penny Lover

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like a cake?

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh. Yum. I want cake.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cake and Coffee for Pam please

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of coffee cake.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

*Or

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you wake you shall have cake

and all the pretty little horses.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

pie

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Felix?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pee Ay

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by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hernandez?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Cat

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

wacket

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 4, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Traynor.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 4, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was that Lionel on his own?

Penny lover don’t you walk on by. Penny lover don’t you make me cry.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

winner!

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Clifton!

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Lol

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Jul 4, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

I love Samba Pa Ti.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jul 4, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geren, please wear a shirt under your uniform

You look like an even bigger fool than normal without it.

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by Flashfire on Jul 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

I think he was going for sexy.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thought I was the only one

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

There goes Raj's best chance to get on

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Jul 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

That's because he realizes he can not recognize a curve ball

He waits for it longer, still doesn’t recognize it, than just slaps if it turns out to be a fastball and misses by a foot if it is not. The league should not give him anything but the away curveball for weeks.

by elcroata on Jul 4, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least within 2 pitches he's usually right.

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by Nico on Jul 4, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking shit

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Jul 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice Job Rosey

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

well despite that fact....

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

LiDP?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doot-doo, do-do-do

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by iglew on Jul 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....that was bad luck and therefore not easily repeated so it's OK.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Bad luck?

Getting trapped off 2B on a clear line drive when if it bounces there won’t be any play on you at 3B anyway?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 4, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get your head out of the game and into a computer!

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rajai looks like a mess right now

I thought it probably was catcher’s interference because the swing looked so awful. But right now all his swings look awful—and he takes them at everything thrown.

by RLangford on Jul 4, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't even want to know what I just saw.

Ugh, Rajai.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Ya every time I start pulling for the guy

He comes up and has an at bat just like that last one.

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by mrod on Jul 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

We listened to your album yesterday on the way to Sac for the Rivercat game. Good stuff!!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

susanslusser
  
For those who don’t read the Drumbeat, Matt Carson is most likely to get the call, or possibly Matt Watson, if an OF is DL’d #Athletics
less than 5 seconds ago via web

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Watson

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

elementary

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

the game is afoot

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It should be Carson first.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Wait…an OF? She means Jackson, right? Who else?!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crisp?

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did something new happen to him?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hamstring.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can't be serious.

Happy place it is.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 4, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just go to your happy place, Dan.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 4, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

hamstring tightness.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 4, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hammie are not working

"By the end of the year, I'll have Dallas throwing right-handed'' -Ben Sheets

by mrod on Jul 4, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hamstring tightness.

You didn’t think Davis would be playing CF otherwise, did you?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

bubonic plague

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 4, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hamstring pain.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I think Jackson

"By the end of the year, I'll have Dallas throwing right-handed'' -Ben Sheets

by mrod on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know it's just the Indians

but Mazzaro looks pretty good today.

by RLangford on Jul 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Sweeneygood.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Swooney!

"By the end of the year, I'll have Dallas throwing right-handed'' -Ben Sheets

by mrod on Jul 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

whew

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Sweeney is fantastic in left field

Thank you!

No. It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

uggh

right field

No. It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anywhere.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's mediocre in CF.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is even more amazing considering he's playing RF

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

D'oh! Too slow.

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Sweeney is sending a tape of that to the UZR people.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Yay Ryan!

it’s tough to ‘support the laundry’, especially when the teams are losing on a consistent basis. - OldhamA

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Sweeney's knees cooperate

"The guy was tasting himself too long to apologize."~Dallas Braden

by OptimistPrime on Jul 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

We needs some mo runz!

"By the end of the year, I'll have Dallas throwing right-handed'' -Ben Sheets

by mrod on Jul 4, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

That A's rally cap is hideous

No. It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 4, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN

Here

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 4, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I would really like to see a lineup in which

Pennington-Barton-Cust hit 2-3-4….all three will probably work the pitcher and draw their fair share of walks

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Jul 4, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Why 2-3-4 and not 1-2-3?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 4, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barton walks again. Awesome.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

True.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 4, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

i have a good feeling about this

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jul 4, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

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