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Around SBN: Are The Orioles Bad Or Unlucky With Their Young Pitching?

Game 4 of the Gauntlet continued: Dallas is in Command

This is the Dallas Braden we all know and love!

And, somehow, John Danks lost his perpetual mojo against the A's.

5-0, Elephants over Hose.

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I can't believe we have 5 runs.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I want runs!

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greedy Joey!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

(awaits one-liners)

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Applebee's

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like TGIFridays more

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well TGIFriday's is actually good

Applebee’s, despite being basically the same, consistently sucks at everything.

www.zekeishungry.com

by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're both pretty much crap.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, nothing like Fuddruckers

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The name was already funny,

and then I heard Greg Giraldo’s bit about the hooker with a business card. Not to ruin it if you haven’t heard it, but at one point he wonders if she puts her business card in the fishbowl at Fuddrucker’s to try and win appeteasers.

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 31, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Giraldo

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scratches TGIFs and Applebees off list of places to take Bloom when he visits.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll eat at both, but I do really believe what

Bourdain says about all the chains—we trade adventure and the chance at something wonderful for the known. Safe.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ayup. Don't actually have those in my town anyway.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

careful what you wish for, joey.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

These last 90 minutes have been interesting.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what did she say?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t ask her anything yet.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Why are you still here? Go, boy, go!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And SHE didn't cheat

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, I love you, too.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

still waiting for the shameful flirting...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

from me? or from you?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You, I think.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

from you.

You do the teasing mercilessly, now the flirting.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. That's for later.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

[perks up]

[fixes hair]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurry

Put on the preppy glasses and sweater vest!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, this is why you guys are bound to be surprised.

I really do change a lot. My looks and style and…well, everything. Including my weight.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I never really go there...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't think they'd fit.

Plus you don’t really have any to spare.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that supposed to be a disguise?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wore it Fenton's last night.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I half expected you guys to come bang on my door

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're lucky I don't know where you live.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah. counting my lucky stars then.

you had my address at some point. you must have misplaced it.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it might surprise you to know that

I didn’t keep it. Apparently it does.

My reputation as a stalker has preceded me, it seems.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

(he was trying to impress you)

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

[maybe]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The milkshake stain on it probably wasn't helping though

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spill your milkshake!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha.

saved for later?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you not around last night?

I nearly dumped a huge chunk of my milkshake on him and slushed water on him and his cell phone and his wallet…

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Around? Like around AN?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

dmoas tried to kill my cell phone.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

a dingo stole my baby.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's mean

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

One was an accident

The other…

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would you kill his phone on purpose?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a jerk.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well duh, but was that the reason?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going for his face and then changed my mind

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

manlove

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that poor poor cellphone

it really didn’t deserve it.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you guys on Jersey Shore now?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, no.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

not shameless?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

right - why would it be shameful?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm....I am shamed.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

they all cheat!

[runs off and cries]

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW! Just wow....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

come on dallas

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

boo sox

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I am digging this Full Sail IPA

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yum, from TJs?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, from Market of Choice

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. They have a full sail IPA at Trader Joe's.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, nice

I guess I should go there someday.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super-hoppy beer

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

-

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take me with you

I don’t want to be a quasi-adult anymore.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Now I can watch “Parker Lewis Can’t Lose” again.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

For about 3 months back then, everything was "clear"

There was a Crystal Pepsi…

and there were clear deodorants, and probably a bunch of products I’ve forgotten. Then everyone realized how stupid the whole thing was, and they all disappeared.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So.....how'd they manage that?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumped it all in Jersey

Nobody seemed to notice.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I meant how'd they make it clear.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No caramel coloring, I assume

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

but I don’t think they’re advertised now as if being “clear” is a reason to buy them are they?

Maybe they market them that way to Scientologists.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, you have it exactly wrong

(and I’ve never thought that about you before). Clear deodorants have a benefit: they don’t leave marks on clothes. Clear everything else was just a gimmick.

by stormtown on Jul 31, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that's what Crystal Pepsi was for, too!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

well actually, that's true

I have more diet Coke stains on clothes than I do deodorant marks, that’s for sure.

by stormtown on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw. It's not so bad.

Well, it’s not terrible.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I just hear the chant "Let's GO Oak-Land!"

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Jul 31, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, SwisherThresher! [said with lisp]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TP plz

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

you need toilet paper?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

the A's need it to wipe the shit away this inning

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

QP plz

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're all gonna die!!!

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

First day jitters, jeffro.

You’ll mature as a FPer

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hortons before Hose.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Horton hears a Who.

And we even have a Horton in Midland.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, hon,

did you ever get the feeling that you were being watched, and that maybe that thing watching you is… ehhh, a giant elephant?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Carter is in left field once again for the River Cats and batting third.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm. Looks like they're grooming him for our pennant run.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

so i thought both konerko's and rios' were going out

props to mr kuiper

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The ball is really dying out to the corner OF tonight

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ok that inning makes up for our unluckiness last night

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!

p.s. – this game is flying

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

hi

So, I guess this Braden guy is doing all right so far.

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

doc, borrowed your "kouuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzz" pic earlier.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume the royalties check is in the mail

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll get paid in beer.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than cash

and stuff

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi dr. K!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

{wags tail furiously}

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

[pets]

[throws tennis ball]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a ball

Perhaps you’d like to bounce it.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was never any good at anagrams

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're the best... around! Nothing's ever gonna keep you down!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that's why the original Karate Kid was awesome.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S why?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome cheesy soundtrack. Can't be replicated in 2010.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

is everythign that comes out of your mouth from the simpsons?

:D

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, maybe

Shit.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've noticed that too, huh.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was...odd

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Jul 31, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

okay I think that was foul

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

looked to me like it picked up chalk

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by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need an HD TV.

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hd is all of a sudden free on comcast

beauteous

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell me more, please.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel like ozzie guillen just slapped my ass

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he like your status?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

liked it and commented

if you know what i mean

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh. nothing is free, or cheap with comcast.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH that's just b/c they have something new to sell us

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by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, dumb question

If I just have a regular old TV, is there any difference between the regular station and HD in terms of quality?

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You won't be able to watch the HD feed.

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BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have a regular old tv

and am getting the hd feed

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Through a STB, DTA or just coaxial directly to the t.v.?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not HD though

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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks way better than the regular channel to me

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I now think that thousand-dollar HD TVs are a scam

The only real advantage seems to be that they’re widescreen. The VQ on my crappy TV is about the same as if the TV were HD.

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a good HDTV and you'll realize that it's most definitely not.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

incorrect.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sports on HD are amazing....much better than non HD

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trust me

Watch it on an actual HDTV and you’ll know the difference immediately.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's SO pretty.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have before

and you may be right

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm holding out for 3D

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a fad I hope dies a quick and painful death.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's coming. Get used to it.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too...

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yes- but they need to find a way to do it without the 3D glasses.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah! Ever seen those ads for high def sunglasses? And then there are the HD antennas.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I get the feed.

I just checked. It’s the widescreen view, but I can’t really tell if the VQ is any better.

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ozzie did the butt slap with some vigor.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi folks

Nice to log on and see 5-0.

BTW, that is definitely a ground-rule double. If the ball gets stuck under the padding, or in the OF ivy, or rolls into a bucket in the bullpen, it’s a dead ball. I’m not sure why Glen and Ray are confused about this.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Geren seemed confused, too.

However, every park has ground rules. And maybe the ball getting stuck there isn’t actually in the ground rules of Comiskey, so Geren thought Barton should’ve gotten third. Who knows.

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, there are 2 outs, so the difference between 2nd and 3rd isn't that huge

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am

Glen and Ray aren’t very smart.

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by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

they aren’t…..

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know what else isnt nice?

csnca making us listen to them

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, Ray's good people

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is, but he's better with Greg Papa.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone noticed that Taylor is up to .273?

by Slide Giambi on Jul 31, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re waiting on the power.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

how did suzuki miss that

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Use the "Preview" function please

and a height tag

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

preview is your friend

Kerwin Danley is a horrible umpire. So is C.B. Bucknor.

by Cretgren on Jul 31, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

sbnation needs an edit/delete option

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the looks of this

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Win Probability

AKA “Statgeek pr0n”

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

{drools}

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by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's win probability

we’re about 95% likely to win right now

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would we do that?? They are pretty interesting

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think because they don't really tell you much in the middle of the game

at the end of the game they do. He might just have been mad at Zonis. He’s a terrible dictator, I’m leaving!

by stormtown on Jul 31, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was the animated gifs actually

because they are MLB property

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zonis, maybe?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, it's kind of the kiss of death to post this prior to the game being won.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is that mascot?

Although, I do like the colors.

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by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It looked kinda like Youpi, didn't it?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody knows

It’s called Southpaw, and it might be a dinosaur (or a green dog) but that’s never been confirmed.

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosie threw the crap out of that ball

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

Kerwin Danley is a horrible umpire. So is C.B. Bucknor.

by Cretgren on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuddruckers

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andruw hit the crap out of that ball

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by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanging changeup

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

booooooo

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It might be a good idea for us to score more runs.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Say, I think you have something there

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our pitcher is still better than your pitcher

/sulk

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Boof?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Boof Bonser, our new relief pitcher.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks complicated

Girls will love him.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

You’re killing me today.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks so brooding...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

not so Heathcliff.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks high.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he still looks high.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that garza from back in the day?

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Wouldn’t mind having that guy.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

so inconsistent this year

But yeah, such a talent when he’s on

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's not Boof this one up.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

if things go poof, in will come boof

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh jesus

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Pierre!

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Cripes, he's tough

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Andruw Jones just hit career HR #403!!!!

Someone interrupt whatever’s on SportsCenter to show the highlight!! Let’s get the ingame up on mlb.com for everyone!!!

Wait — he doesn’t play for the Yankees?

Never mind.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like it hit his glove

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

breslow

Kerwin Danley is a horrible umpire. So is C.B. Bucknor.

by Cretgren on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe the 2 foot lead has something to do with there being 2 outs

and them being down 3, glen

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

throw that again

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

good Dallas.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Remember how much everyone hated his guts around here when he came up to take Harden’s place? I know a lot of his early struggles were partially the result of bad luck, but it really is something to consider how he’s remade his image into a dependable bulldog-type.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vince: "The money pitch"

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Vince knows how you like it, sirb

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was nasty

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by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

true words

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A 3B away from the cycle, yes?

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too late to trade him whilst his value is high?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

his daddy is there today

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note to Glen and Ray

Everybody has HD except thejd44.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t. Sigh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an HD tv but no HD service. sigh.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do have it, thanks to a promotion, but no HD. It's extra.

I can still locals in HD so I’ll be good for most football games.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

*get*

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the cheapest way to get all the local sports teams?

I’m trying to figure out a way to see A’s, 49ers, Giants, Raiders, and Sharks for as cheap as possible, and Comcast makes it hard to figure out.

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 31, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Digital Starter is the cheapest way. No cheaper package includes CSN, CSNBA or ESPN.

With it you get 2 free DTAs and one free STB, but HD is extra. And the DTAs can’t handle HD, premium channels, on demand, or a guide.
Ask for a promotion, the one I got was only about $12 more than limited basic and lasts for one year- also 3 months of HBO.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold up.

What’s DTAs and STB?

Also, could you break down for me what’s on CSN and CSNBA?

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSNBA is Comcast SportsNet Bay Area and CSN is Comcast SportsNet. There’s also a Comcast SportsNet California and there are some other CSN networks that televise games like Philadelphia.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So CSNBA is the one that carries all the local teams?

I’m totally ignorant on local television, only having moved back here about two months ago.

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 31, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSNBA carries the giants, not sure what else. CSNCA has the A's and Sharks, probably Warriors in your area.

Football is on local channels and ESPN, maybe the NFL network too.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, left the CA of CSN. DTAs (digital transport adapter?) are tiny little crappy boxes that will unscramble most channels. A

stb (set top box) is fully functional, has more hookups and types of hookups. It needs to be HD capable to get HD channels but I believe comcast is also switching to charging for HD service seperately. In which case a standard or HD STB should cost the same in rental fees, but you won’t get a free HD stb unless it’s with a temporary promotion (I believe)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else remember when Chavez hit that one around 2001 maybe

that went completely over the RF bleachers?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

some guy

I think they’re naming a surgery after him

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even a surgery that he had performed on him.

It’s just something they do for frequent customers. I think when you spend your ten millionth dollar on surgery, the American Surgical Society names a surgery after you.

by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 31, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

And that’s still one of the 3 or 4 longest homers in the park’s history.

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLARG

FAIL

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yay

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Rosales is no Barton when it comes to bunting.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the problem, yeah

But it beats keeping doing it and screwing it up, though I’d rather a few bad ones wind up being the end of it.

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by Flashfire on Jul 31, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda wish he sucked at it

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

screw you Rosy

that deserves a benching tomorrow

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Adam

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

No - some of us HATE it!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

rosales is a guaranteed 6-4-3 there

i dont mind it at all

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

im sure he's hit many many grounders to the left side

thats merely a coincidence

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

guaranteed, no. bad choice of words

high probability though when a guy prone to rolling over on pitches is facing a guy pounding the outside corner with cutters

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, hero66

the fact is that he rarely GIDPs. In 103 career AB in DP situations, he’s grounded into 3.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Single in Kouzmanoff like you did in the fourth, Rajai.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the D'Back's Pena?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it completely evident to everyone else what every pitcher's game plan is against Davis?

Slider away, slider away, slider away, ad nauseum. Hopefully Davis figures that out.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Crosby never did

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, go on a little streak where you just leave the bat on your shoulder

Walk, steal, score, rinse, repeat. Then if they start challenging you again, go to work in the batter’s box.

This has been Oversimplified Armchair Bullshit with Joey C.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another Rajai Rocket

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It works for me.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So The Cros now plays on a team with he who shall not be named as the Manager

all I need now is John Elway to buy the Diamondbacks and they’d be my least favorite team ever.

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Jul 31, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

who's the manager? is it Buck coral-reef?

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by ak_A on Jul 31, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Voldemort.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, what's his limp

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by ak_A on Jul 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kirk Gibson!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged!

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Jul 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

bANned

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN IT WE DON'T SAY THAT NAME HERE

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

(scrolled down quickly)

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by ak_A on Jul 31, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been a bad, bad girl

I’ve been careless with a fragile AN.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's the one thing you can't do here,

in LB’s book.

Don’t talk about/dwell on the times we’ve been sucker punched as a club and don’t mention his name.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great job by Ellis!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Situational hitter extraordinaire

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

“He doesn’t look old enough to play.” — My mom talking about Matt Carson

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

show her a picture of cahill

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you asked her how she managed to turn a vacation in to permanent residence yet?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate being in spreadsheet hell.

Someone save me.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

pam is good people

I know. ’cause I saw LB cast a demon out of her a few weeks ago.

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have got to remember to steal your camera away from you next time.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bwah ha ha ha

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

so THAT'S what that was!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll have you know I was never *in* her

It was just a hug and she let me.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DMOAS.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

(sorry)

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I didn't love that little gif so much.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's seriously awesome.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I can't stay mad!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remain unconvinced.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, so how psyched are you about the football season starting?

Is Blackburn’s first match in a week? Are you going?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly goose, Blackburn doesn’t play in the NFL!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Premier League doesn't start until the 14th.

And yes, I have a season ticket after all.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh right, eveyone else starts a week earlier

I figured you had a season ticket, but it could have been an away match.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the lower leagues start on the 7th.

And we’re playing Everton at Ewood Park I believe. I’m not looking forward to it.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a standard number or percentage of visiting tickets a club has to make available?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. There's a minimum.

It’s really low, like 3% of the ground’s capacity.

Rovers tend to give the away fans however many they want (in the Darwen End).

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This kind

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

dinner?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to be here a while

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what they pay you at that job, pam

but whatever it is, there’s no way they’re paying you enough.

And if by some chance they are paying you enough…could you please buy the A’s?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are in no way paying me enough.

Which will be discussed.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good

1) Have discussion

2) Get paid what you’re worth

3) Buy A’s

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's some gray area in #2

Of how that would happen here.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as you end up with enough money to buy the A's

I’m okay with subbing in another #2

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. You got it Nicholas.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

late dinner?

I’ll put on my English major wear…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What exactly does that entail?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even I don't know.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweater, glasses, khakis.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another disguise?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

just another facet of my personality.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many facets are there?

And should I be scared?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda do

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you'd be pleasantly surprised by what you find down there

And if you don’t, I have some rope to pull you out.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you find...a rabbit?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think *I've* been down there myself?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet you're recommending it unabashedly to others?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're biased.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

gp.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well sure

I know the scary stuff is all talk. I’m just not into guys like that.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope.

Jock, which you’ve met. Scholar/English major, which I’ve described. Social worker, which is similar to scholar, with shorts.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

such as?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, he pulls it off like a sonet quoting english major should

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, he pulls it off?

That sounds more like a comp lit major to me.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he does.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's because I am, fuckers.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I really wanna run with it,

a tshirt underneath the sweater and tennis shoes.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

White tennis shoes.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

top siders

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

believe it or not

he really works that little outfit quite spectacularly.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am kinda weirded out about you guys critiquing each other's fashion.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ambiguously straight.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was just DMOAS

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

please.

I’m a little gay, no?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be honest

You’re kind of scaroused by the idea of having dinner with Bloom, aren’t you.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hasn't been defined whether being scaroused is good or bad.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

good. definitely good.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you're aroused, regardless of the fear... it's good.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I think we're straying into CT thread territory, here...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which…

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you can be weired out

But are you ever weirded in?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

fold it up....go home....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

no can do

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey that's pretty cool!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep!

Of course I don’t use it much these days, but it prints out perfectly on legal paper.

Last of the Ninth - Photography

by Flashfire on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one hurt twice

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

gad.

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He certainly likes 'em low

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

warm evening....with mac-book out in the garage

finally bringing some order to it. drudgery.

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 31, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

that could be turned into haiku fairly easily

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Matt Joyce is batting .235/.367/.519 for the Rays.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys.

(again.) Braden is all kinds of awesome today. Wow.

by danmerqury on Jul 31, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Brownies are done!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

yum, anything in them?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hazelnut liquor and chocolate chips

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YUM

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent

I’ll bring the coffee and Bailey’s

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds good

ooo wait, I think I have some baileys left

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coffee and Bailey's- not enough O's in smooth for it.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should use that line in a commercial

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

nom nom nom

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hazelnut just turned me off

Can’t stand that smell.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

then you get none!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

esp on a crepe.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure

I just know they used to have it around the office in their coffee a lot. And it would seriously make me sick. A couple of times I nearly had to leave because of it.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

bringing??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it lasts that long hahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

peas?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

peas.

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Jul 31, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID YOU STEAL THE GODDAMN PEA PUREE?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA

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by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its always sirbeds fault

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Alex took it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's just like the mustache on that Wendy Pepper photo

you know Bravo has footage but they don’t want to tell us, they’d rather let the cheftestants fight.

by stormtown on Jul 31, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colichio says they reviewed all the tape and saw nothing.

I think he did.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he did too.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm flying out to see you

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you got it

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WooHooo!

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Jul 31, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice snack on the plane.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone know braden's pitch count?

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by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what Ozzie will say about Braden tonight

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

the way he's goin

send him out for the CG

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by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Let him go out for the 9th

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Braden's changeup is great tonight.

He was good last week. More of the same tonight, hopefully he keeps it up the rest of the season.

I love this game

by Beanetown12 on Jul 31, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he does.

Only his 2nd start off the DL though.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Didn't realize it was that soon.

That complicates things. Maybe let him start, and pull him if he gets in the least bit of trouble?

by danmerqury on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather let Wolf or Bonser start the inning

And have Breslow come in (since he’s warm) if they get in trouble.

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather not have Bonser in at all at this point

He’s more a multi-innings option right now, I’d think.

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by Flashfire on Jul 31, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, good point.

I’d go with Wolf then. I just don’t want the already-been-hurt pitchers going much over 100, and a 4-run lead seems safe enough to not use Breslow or Wuertz.

I’d go with Wolf because Rodriguez just scares me and watching him pitch makes me feel all icky inside.

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

get outta here with your rationality

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SRY!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping the A's put up a 6 spot so Bonser or someone else can pitch it

I don’t really want my starters pitching extra innings

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

He could do 115

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd let him rest and use Boof.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our next three Wednesday games are day games and they’re not televised. We’re playing the Royals at home, the Mariners in Seattle and the Blue Jays. All the rest of the games in August are being televised.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That's cool...I'll be back at work so won't miss them

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 31, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it baffling that a Major League team doesn't have all its games televised

As long as I can remember, all Cubs/White Sox games (With the exception of an unexpected double header or a national broadcast lineup switch) have been televised locally.

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Linebrink is in!

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

townsendradio
  
What an effort by Dallas Braden. This team is not going to throw in the towel.
1 minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Buanie's show worth listening to?

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know anyone who listens...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

here comes dallas

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

dayum

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

good hustle there dallas

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

2 more outs

come on Dallas. Make Ozzie hate us. More.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

oh jeez

might be time to get him out

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

but what do i know

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing, you moron

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

how did he hit that?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That was some Vlad strike zone control

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 31, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey everyone!

Just getting back from work. Good timing for the win!

Or for Braden to collapse and for us to give up five runs in the 9th oh man that double may be the beginning of it :(

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Was Dayan Viciedo names after Moshe Dayan?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Named

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

all signs point to no

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

which one of you asshoes hack my mlb account

making it tell me that there were too many log ins with my email?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

sirbed, duh

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

(evil laugh)

But seriously, folks....

by sirbed on Jul 31, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at how far out Pennington went to get that.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

You didn't listen to me and my logic.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

NO.

I’m bitter about it, too.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

111 pitches

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINE.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dallas loves you and so do we

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, love.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should come by for some brownies

they are good

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel as if I'm being lobbied.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do seem to be in demand.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 31, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

just a friendly invite

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay. Thanks Chickie.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

we could bring them to you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

at work?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

mobile brownies

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know, CS and Bloom

you guys should buy an old roach coach and convert it to make a brownie truck.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

food trucks are all the rage

esp. baked goods. I could totally see Chickie doing that.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Prop 19 passes, he could supplement the brownies in the truck...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They'd be a hit in Oakland.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instead of the "Mr Softee" song

they could play “Uncle John’s Band” or “Insane in the Brain”.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 31, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a Droid app that lets you simulate growing weed

It said something like “The app you won’t find on the iPhone!”

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by Flashfire on Jul 31, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad idea.

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BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet they could buy one for like $3K

and spend some money redoing it

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to start a cookie delivery shop

we wold have cookies, brownies and a few other things for in shop and delivery

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 31, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome if you do, man

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously though

Starting out in a truck would be cheaper and let you reach a lot more people. Build up to the store front. You can even put up a website with special delivery orders too.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 31, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it's super trendy right now too.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then I'd have something to do withm y days...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll find something soon

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait until pitchers realize that Viciedo NEVER EVER WALKS

He’s like a homeless man’s Sandoval. Viciedo has 63 PAs this year. NO walks.

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!!

Kerwin Danley is a horrible umpire. So is C.B. Bucknor.

by Cretgren on Jul 31, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!

CG

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 31, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

victory for china!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Win!

PARTY!

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Jul 31, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

CG

Chew on that one, Ozzie.

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 31, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!!! CG for Braden!!!! Love you.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 31, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

dance AN!

DANCE.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 31, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, we’re back over the .500 mark.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 31, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

OWWW!

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Jul 31, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was weird. Hawk wasn't all sadface, and he wasn't especially catchphrasey either.

I think he had something else to do and just wanted to go home.

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by thejd44 on Jul 31, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

There wasn't a "Hazel Mae" for him to crow about today

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda looking forward to what Ozzie has to say tonight.

"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on Jul 31, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

chu no, he was toeing de bol like sheet.

we di no het tuday

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 31, 2010 6:40 PM PDT