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Game Thread 7/30 continued, part duex


Middle of the second. White Sox BARELY manage to hold onto 1-0 lead....

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roomy.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

that's cheating

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

memebership has its privledges.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

cheating

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheating is indeed a privilege.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

course it is

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

not denying it, Pam,

but I swear I thought when you caught me cheating, you’d be holding a knife.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's not a nice image

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I would definitely fear for my life.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think somebody was asleep in class

on the day when they taught Smooth.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait...me or her?

I’ll have you know I’m very smooth. Deceptively so.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you certainly deceived me

with that cheating remark.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You talking about carpet here?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm lost, like uncle don.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sirbed's head is smooth.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So's mine.

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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this game is a mullet

Business up front, party in the back?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 30, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Clap Clap ClapClapClap

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

another gd hit.

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 30, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re coming for .500!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 wins at least

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

7-9

The O – Line is probably the leagues worst

by RememberDurazo on Jul 30, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Campbell threw for 3600 yards behind the worst o-line in recent memory last year

with no receivers.

he can handle it

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Campbell is nowhere close to ready

and sorry Mario Henderson is so overrated…

Veldheer better start at RT or something or else… we might even miss Cornell Green

yes, Cornell fucking Green

by RememberDurazo on Jul 30, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget them fellas....buzzards got eat, same as worms.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duex?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Jul 30, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I tried that.

Nearly caused an accident.

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BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't moving at the time!

I can’t believe you are already on thread 2.

by ZigFan31 on Jul 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well, at least you're smart about it

I’m guessing you’re feeling better if you actually showed up to work?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

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BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will be your last blog post.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

happened to him a lot early last year too

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

so true.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

August 12th

First Raiders pre-season game

by duballers23 on Jul 30, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Dallas.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raiders? Blitzing? Who knew?

VittorioTafur
  
Mitchell picks off Campbell thanks to Routt pressure on blitz
2 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have to think pressure is coming with how well Scott did rushing the passer and the fact that he’s outside linebacker time. Plus, we’ve brought in Kamerion Wimbley and his biggest asset is rushing the passer as an outside linebacker.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's from my hometown of Wichita, KS

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so too

It definitely looks like they are going to be bringing the heat this year with Scott, Wimbley, Shaughnessy, Groves, Mitchell, etc. So many weapons.

by duballers23 on Jul 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I follow them both and saw that from Tafur.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Day before my birthday. Mark your calenders.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I can hardly wait

until our beautiful turf is turned to crap.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Jul 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP

Frank Cohen
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by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent!

BABIP taketh away, BABIP giveth!

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd DP for BA

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweeping curve?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder because...

I read he was going to throw the slider less and if thats a slider then he is throwing it as much as ever…

by DrDoom on Jul 30, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I heard was

“The Coliseum field it going to get trashed soon.”

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I write about the Raiders weekly in the biggest brazilian site about Football.

Today I spended the whole time searching for reporters doing live coverage of the TC, I found one, he wrote almost every play on his Twitter, Bush playing well.

LET'S GO OAK-LAND!

by Lucca Orlandini on Jul 30, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, Anderson just threw 4 straight sliders to Beckham

Safe to say, that pitch isn’t hurting him.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Jul 30, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on DirecTV

Who moves to Green Bay to watch 49ers games?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 30, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So....the gang's all here.

We’re all threading. This might be heaven.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

(snorts while laughing and eating cheese puffs)

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 30, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it's AN.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 30, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you, mikey, for not leaving me hanging.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey everyone!

Tell LB how good he looks

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

[sniff, sniff]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not here

You really have no idea. His band-aid is really quite sexy.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

see?

My guys love me.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put your pants on dude

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope.

FREE….free ballin’….

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wondered what that smell was

I thought it came from the fridge

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That smell is our shit, Bob.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love me some Tom Petty

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh holy moly

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like it if my girls loved me

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you guys seriously hanging out?

I’m beginning to worry.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup. all three of us.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary shit.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

and bloomie is between us

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loveseat?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chaise lounge

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

longue

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

tongue?

Ewww

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting word story, you'd like it.

Proper phrase in French is “chaise longue” ie “long chair”.

Turning the longue into lounge was a malapropism introduced when the phrase was imported into English.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you pronounce that?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

"shez long"

where the “long” has a nice rounded ‘o’, and the “ng” is that funny nasal French thing that never totally completes the “g” sound.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're just jealous.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're all sitting next to each other on your laptops, commenting on AN?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

you would love to be here with us, pam. Admit it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I am at work so it would certainly be an improvement.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know where he lives?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight

The “email” is LIVE

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

jerks

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You COULD come and join us, you know.

Then you’d be part of the email… LIVE!!!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm at work!!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well there's your problem

We really are going to have to throw you that party aren’t we.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should come over, pamcakes.

or we could take you out for ice cream after the game…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

pancakes?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that might be good.

breakfast.

chicken and waffles.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

(working)

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright.

Bloomy, you’re in charge. We’re throwing Pam a “Pam doesn’t have to do shit other than show up” party after she’s done with “work” thing.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Without the softcore porn element that frequents our usual

social gatherings."

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I imagined AN tailgates to look like.

Of course, it was nothing of the sort…but I don’t expect better from Bloom.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

the wireless router is pissed off

“I bust my ass every day and then you bring your friends over to use me up too?”

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are like -

be tight Pictures, Images and Photos

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by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three fingers.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

of Glenlivet

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

tried - couldn't find one with three....

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by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm the thumb.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice save for me! TY

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yw

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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Anderson settled in with Jones' AB

He looked tentative at first, now he’s throwing all his pitches and throwing them well. He’s given up two bouncers over the mound and a grounder through the hole. Meanwhile, Harrell’s a walk and “grand slam minus 2 feet” machine. Should be 7-2 A’s by mid-game.

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by Nico on Jul 30, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll dial 9-1

As soon as he finishes that Coke, I’ll dial 1 again.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't the phone reset, if you're using a landline.

Just type in 911 into your mobile and have your finger hover over the send button.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's BrettAnderson49 doing?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah

I saw Travis Buck bloop a single or two last night, I was really only paying attention to maybe 2-3 innings of that game.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 30, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Zooks doesn't like walks.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

CUST

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to be outdone by Kouz or Raj, Kurt also swings at a bad pitch.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Jul 30, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not nice.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just get Chickie

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You better put out

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cook

so you have to put out or no deal

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, what a bad deal you've entered into. Good luck.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

I’m a good cook. I deserve for him to put out

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

winner.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you have dream dinners in your area?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My ex-wife loves to go grocery shopping

and she’s a professional chef.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is polygamy a preppy thing to do?

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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if she's allowed a second bf.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's that fair?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he's going to have a bf with Chickie

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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harrell has some nice bite on all of his pitches.

Fastball, slider, change, curve. Good thing he has no idea where he’s throwing.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed.

His stuff actually looks really nasty, but he obviously has NO command (and hasn’t in the past either), as evidenced by turning a sharp 95 MPH sinker and good slider into a bad K/9 in AAA.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

might be a RH version of Gio

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

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by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, there's inconsistent command (Gio)

and there’s there’s the sort of shitty command that causes a 5.51 K/9 and 4.01 BB/9 in AAA.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way.

His arsenal is completely different, and besides, Gio’s command is way better.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just frustrates me when he doesn't have control

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gio knows where it's going, on the whole.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

k. sheesh.

alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

?????????????????????????????

wtf??

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course Cust doesn't swing at that pitch...

Jesus.

The A's never stop hustling. Except to the showers, which proved to be disastrous.

by bjge_42 on Jul 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ok this is a joke

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Kouzmanoff hasn’t seen a strike and he’s 0-for-2.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss the days when the A's lead the league in pitches seen.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Jul 30, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

all they did is sit around and wait for the three run homer

you cant walk your way home, dimwit.

we need some hit-and-run, some sac bunt, play the game the right way

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

play the game "the right way"

depending on the lineup.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, fun.

So it wasn’t sarcasm last time, about Cust clogging the bases.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, that wasn't sarcasm?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's sarcasm my friend

dont worry

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol yes

sarcasm i think only works when people think you might be serious.

so thanks.

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHEW

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should be owning right now :(

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by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't like the new BART ads.

It used to be a variety of interesting comments. Now it’s just “environment, environment, environment” and it feels like I’m being lectured.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh. You love TO lecture, but you don't love a lecture?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

I should be a professor, huh?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take your class.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah right.

You’d drive yourself crazy having to give all those tests.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I would refuse to give grades.

If teaching were just about teaching those who care to learn, that would be cool. It’s all that other crap that I couldn’t stand.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've got the mold

Of a UC Santa Cruz professor.

The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up here that would be Evergreen, I think.

Isn’t that a pothead school?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of like two

Humboldt State, home of the Lumberjacks.

The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 30, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I plan on transferring there.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you finally admitting that you like pot?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lies.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damned lies

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Reed was the king of the pothead schools.

Intellectual potheads, that is.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell is this guy?

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s some 25-year-old from Triple-A that averages five walks per nine innings.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

KOUZ RANGE!!!!

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BARTON

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by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet grab, Dale.

The A's never stop hustling. Except to the showers, which proved to be disastrous.

by bjge_42 on Jul 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

1B defence is so overrated.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Daric!

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It's really the trade deadline time of year

That leaves a void that just yearns to be filled for the A’s fan in me.

The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I am at the point where I would like to see anyone get moved

just cuz

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been there all year.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve seen double plays and good defense. Now, let’s see a run or two.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Great catch, Daric.

Too bad 1B defense doesn’t matter.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh. Will that ever get old?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell no.

Same thing whenever Suzuki does anything good. If you’re going to adamantly assert a hilariously wrong opinion and make fun of people who disagree, you get everything that’s coming.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

says the only worthwhile poster

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn straight.

And don’t you guys forget it.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

beep boop.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

dannycakes is overrated.

He didn’t predict Wuertz’s slider getting crushed out of the yard.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck finding me.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did someone say that?

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He now has one fan.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And even that may be a sarcastic fan

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mauer, Suzuki, Pierzynski and Martinez?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd go Napoli instead of Suz

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posada?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP Taketh and BABIP Giveth!

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Mark!

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It was by default.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure they tried to find someone ANYONE else.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they even asked me.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Weird

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might freak out and post a whole bunch of swear words and porn.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweey

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and sweet

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There'd better be porn.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't you get the email?

the three of us are making the porn together tonight. Right after the game

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NM. Not joining.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are gonna be the cameraman

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

most certainly am not

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

It’s going to be softcore. You can come, it’ll be safe.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

fluffer then?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone is looking for ways to add income

but I would not recommend this one.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call OP.

I hear he has experience as a stand-in.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he would say yes too

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that guys...

I’m going to my trailer. You guys let me know when you’re ready to be professional about this shit.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you've been whining since you got here

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's my fucking food damnit!!!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

this ain’t no restaurant, boy

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not what I was told.

Mr. “I’m a good cook, try my food, you’ll really like it” and then he doesn’t put out. You’re a tease, that’s what you are. A TEASE!!! I bet you can’t actually cook, can you??!!!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

whiney

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see you moving.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fed YOU already!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

need more, Seymore.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scaroused.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is a great word

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

{bows}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

so good

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

y'all need your own thread

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'd just follow us there

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't this it?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

[yes]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

what we are saying is far more interesting

then this game

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

game?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we allowed to say "GOGzugger" here?

That’s what I think whenever I see “GOGpicker”.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive out.

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Worse than the Matts?

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the travises

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We only have one, though.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess they could put Banwart in RF

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now hit a home run Davis

The air in Chicago feels right.

The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 30, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

How's Brett doing

and are we winning yet?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

We should be winning, but this has been very frustrating. We had six baserunners in the first two innings and came away with nothing.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Harrell holds us scoreless

Through 4 innings….Ima be pissed

Frank Cohen
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by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm already pissed.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drunk or angry?

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angry.

I’m not speaking in British.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you're not the "kingdom for my horse" guy then?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, I mean MY kingdom for A horse.

Shakespeare fail.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could be the guy that took Richard up on the offer

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd want that contract in writing before handing him the reigns.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trouble is these kings own the judges.

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Pennington!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY, a fucking run!

The A's never stop hustling. Except to the showers, which proved to be disastrous.

by bjge_42 on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

tie game!

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

yyyyes!

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABIP Taketh, BABIP Giveth!

I’m gonna make that my new sigline.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Clifton!

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, good

runz

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, so that’s why he bats ninth!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That silly run was quite deserved from the way this cat

has been throwing. I love it.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

this guy pitching sucks

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, it's movable object vs insipid force

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunting with two outs against this guy

OK

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wtf was that?!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he was depending heavily on the element of surprise

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid grounds crew

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that was stupid

thanks coco

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

A's really lick these bunt hit attempts

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by Zonis on Jul 30, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Crisp is in a hitter’s count, the pitcher isn’t throwing strikes well, there are two outs and of course he bunts.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

None of them looked as good as Summer or Rachel so I am perplexed.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

McAdams?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is

needs breast enhancement surgery?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is a cutie

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

rude

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

get over it

It’s FrIdaY night!!

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, no.

Soooo wrong. Haven’t met a women who needs it and she sure as hell doesn’t.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you guys are ganging up on people

Bastages.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

get over it

It’s FrIdaY night!!

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And here we thought you were cool yesterday.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some women, it makes them happy

and gives them self-esteem. Unfortunate that they needed it in the first place, but if that’s the trick that gives it to them, OK.

Otherwise, no thanks.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah

I’m not saying I’m 100% against them or wouldn’t date a woman who has them. I just think they’re unnecessary. If you’re getting them for yourself, kudos, just don’t get them because you think it’s going to get you someone who you normally wouldn’t get because odds are, you’re not going to want that guy anyway.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

deep

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

summer?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Vines, FTW!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO Costco for the giant size tub of them???

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Costco period....and they have great meat

I’m going to Dallas soon and I’m going to bring 3 coolers and buy a bunch of steaks

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bloody kudzu?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

we just got a tub of red vines

from costco

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are the best when super fresh!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooo are they!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are nasty.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

speak for yourself

delicate flower

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am.

That’s why I said it instead of someone else, like Bloom.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They make good jack and coke straws

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

{nods}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

coke straws?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

same

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey ump

Dont feel sorry for Harrell…if you give him that pitch, give it to Brett too

Frank Cohen
TeamTICKERmlb.com
Your Effortless Baseball Connection

by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN YOU VINCE

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by Zonis on Jul 30, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he rooting for the other team again?

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

why dammit

why the hell are our pitchers so damned incapable of the shutdown inning?

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It's hard to do?

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vince: You know, this is a very homer friendly ballpark (2 seconds later, ball hits off top of wall)

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by Zonis on Jul 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

96.

Good to see the velo is back.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT 3-2 pitch.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Mullet Night?

Well, it is a common theme among WS Fans

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by Zonis on Jul 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats the King Brett I know...

Frank Cohen
TeamTICKERmlb.com
Your Effortless Baseball Connection

by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Brett!

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Brett

Gaining acceptance.

@WorldBLee

by worldblee on Jul 30, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop doing that

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leaving everything over the middle of the plate?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Causing Anderson to leave everything over the middle of the plate

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

happens

every. fucking. game.

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

No way.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if OP knows?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I better call him.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard we signed Jack Cust.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaahah

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's playing him? Brian Dennehy?

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get out of town!!

Get off my mound! Sure thing, honey

by Langerhans4Pres on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

get right outta town

I love that expression.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's quality

Get off my mound! Sure thing, honey

by Langerhans4Pres on Jul 30, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy or girl?

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why you interested?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idle gossip

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this is falling apart.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh. So is my life.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell???

viciedo isn’t GOING anywhere! throw it to 2nd immediately!

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So it's gonna be one of THOSE kind of games...

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Where we lose?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

where wierd S*@! keeps happening.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vince just loves to say "kangaroo" as a verb.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is he captain kangaroo?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're not selling Mr. Green Jeans here

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

point

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vince just loves to slaughter the English language.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BITKER!

that’s my new swear word.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

mother bitker!

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just got BITKERED.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turning nouns into verbs is an essential feature

of the English language. (Though in baseball it’s more often the other way around.)

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love to verbify things.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Brett got too used to Sac town. That offence can come back from a 2 run deficit.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Can they come back from a 3 run deficit?

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the White Sox

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by Zonis on Jul 30, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I like their uniforms.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game is getting out of hand

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Luckily we have a deep, solid bullpen

Oh wait…dammit

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Jul 30, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, that's them

d’oh!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

last night was the start of a downward spiral

"The A's have to be setting some record this year for simultaneously maximizing team quality and player anonymity. I guess that’s sort of their thing though." - Luke in MN

by hero66 on Jul 30, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

GMTA

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

But wow…THE Brett Anderson opposing Walky McAAAerson and we’re down 4-1?

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not THE Brett Anderson though.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

midland being no hit

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by Zonis on Jul 30, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Brett's not pitching that badly.

His stuff is really quite good. His command is a little rusty and he’s gotten a little unlucky. Nothing to worry about.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I worry unless we have a 10 run lead

Kerwin Danley is a horrible umpire. So is C.B. Bucknor.

by Cretgren on Jul 30, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're awfully calm in the face of armageddon

Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl

by WaddellCanseco on Jul 30, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Well, nothing to worry about from a Brett’s health point of view. This game kinda sucks so far, though.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, being down 4-1 is something to worry about.

But other than that, Anderson looks good.

"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau

by King Richard on Jul 30, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

the pitches are there but command is shoddy

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICK.

NEW THREAD TIME HERE.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Ken 'Hawk' Harrelson is...

the most annoying f*****g announcer on planet Earth….oh well this game is history now anyway.

by DontKnowItAll on Jul 30, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Barton ate his wheaties today

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Jul 30, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

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