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Trade Deadline Thread/DLD - 7/30/2010

The trade deadline if quickly approaching.  I haven't heard anything on the A's front, but Beane has a way of surprising people.  

Here are a few of the latest rumors:

Foxsports

ESPN

Susan Slusser

This is a pretty incomplete list, but I just wanted to get the ball rolling.

My predictions are that Berkman goes to the White Sox, Dunn goes to the Rays, and a bunch of crappy middle relievers get traded to contenders.

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If Berkman gets dealt to CWS

and I think he will, do the White Sox DFA Kotsay? And because Berkman switch hits, do you think the Sox will try and move Andrew Jones while trying to deal for another arm in their pen?

by LowcountryJoe on Jul 30, 2010 8:18 AM PDT reply actions  

I'd take him over Watson and Carson

The A's are a fairly quiet team, and then there's Ben Sheets. Sheets, as a kid, must have been thrown out of every library in Baton Rouge. ~ Scott Ostler

by Jessse on Jul 30, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our lovely opponents may have something big cooking
Jackson-Hudson deal is not off, it’s just being delayed while KW tries to shock the world. Hudson for Jackson might still happen either way.
21 minutes ago via web
If I had names I would report them. All I’ve been told is it’s big. Also been told that the chance of Hudson starting tonight is almost zero
23 minutes ago via web
Hold off on the Jackson trade folks, KW has something big cooking and if he gets it done Jackson trade is off.
38 minutes ago via API

http://twitter.com/cst_sox

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 8:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Hudson is listed as pitching tonight vs the A's

it will be interesting to see who pitches instead of him

by OaklandSi on Jul 30, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

By the way... why on Earth would Kenny Williams

trade Hudson for Edwin Jackson? He’s having a terrible year.

by Brett Narloch on Jul 30, 2010 8:37 AM PDT reply actions  

The same reason he traded Nick Swisher

for Wilson Betemit and other various AAAA guys

""Imagine if you go there to see Miss Universe and you end up having Miss Iowa..." - Miguel Batista

by Blicks on Jul 30, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I know you'll find this hard to believe...

but in 5 starts since throwing 149 pitches in his no-hitter, Jackson’s done this:

27.1 IP
38 H
15 BB
19 Ks
3 HRs
7.24 ERA

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 30, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Nationals want Jackson and they have Dunn.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need a vacation.

On the plus side, I think I found a really cute place to stay in Tahoe.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 8:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

And yes, yes you do.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna go.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Invite yourself.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did you find?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

A place in Tahoe Vista.

I’ll email you the link.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK.....fun looking I bet!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and reasonable. Across the street from the beach.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please no.

DC needs Hudson, not Jackson.

Strasburg-Zimmermann-Hudson is starting to look good.

""Imagine if you go there to see Miss Universe and you end up having Miss Iowa..." - Miguel Batista

by Blicks on Jul 30, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Willingham and Wilson Ramos

They’re getting fun, and fast.

""Imagine if you go there to see Miss Universe and you end up having Miss Iowa..." - Miguel Batista

by Blicks on Jul 30, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh nice.

That’s always good, even if Prince Fielder is in the lineup against us.

""Imagine if you go there to see Miss Universe and you end up having Miss Iowa..." - Miguel Batista

by Blicks on Jul 30, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are "serious" people going to be annoyed if a Trade Deadline FP and a DLD are mixed together?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 8:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm a serious man, Pamela

I’m alright with this.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll play and do a WLD tomorrow.

No telling when I’ll wake up though.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll probably write one next week

with cake. DLDs need cake sometimes.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 30, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

yum

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

DFA and I prefer pie.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

my dld, my choice

when you write your own dld, you can decide what kind of dessert to serve.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 30, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gigs, throwing down!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

effing a.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

She thinks she can take on a DFA-Iglew alliance?

We are invincible. So long as we are united in a cause, no one can challenge us.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man.

He gets one day with a “Manager” title before his name and he goes haywire.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is total BS, by the way.

Nico stacking the board against the irreverent ones.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iglew's moves

Army BEL-PIC; Army BRS supports Army BEL-PIC.

DFA’s moves
Army RUH-BEL

Oh no — he stabbed him in the back!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 30, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay.

Someone spotted the flaw in my argument. Seriously, do you guys pay attention? Since when do DFA ever last longer than two minutes without squabbling?

Also, bonus points for Dip!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were told there'd be punch and pie.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Viva la resistance!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting

can’t promise me there will be punch and pie and it not be here

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

shut up and bring me my coffee!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many fingers am I holding up?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

one?

oh, come on now—that’s just rude!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

mashed potatoes again?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

[cue guitar intro]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My ex-mother-in-law made a fantastic apple pie.

But I’m easy. I like even ordinary apple pie.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

As do I. But mom's is exceptional. Perhaps her best pie among many.

And somehow I missed that you were ever married.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically, I still am.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard the trick is to put about a tablespoon of vodka in the pie crust. No joke.

I wouldn’t know because I can’t bake anything that doesn’t come out of a box.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is very true

and it works

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does that work?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the rumor.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the reason why it works once

but I didn’t bother to remember it. As long as it works

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to America's Test Kitchen

adding more water to the dough develops more of the glutens that make the crust tough. By substituting vodka for some of the water you get the same pliability but reduce the amount of water.

by goldfish on Jul 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it should have very little water....just enough to bind the dough together...

ice water added in very small increments….

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I've had issues in the past

adding the right amount of water. Substituting some vodka in helps because even if you add a little too much liquid, the vodka is only like 60% water, and the alcohol doesn’t contribute to the formation of glutens.

by goldfish on Jul 30, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everclear {shudders}

I was drunk off that one time, the year after I graduated H.S. Went to a H.S. football game the next year, used the bathroom, and Vida Blue was at the urinal next to me. (His son went to our school).

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmm... I'm like completely ignorant on the subject of alcoholic beverages.

But I suppose if it’s a tasteless alcohol, theoretically I guess you could. There’s probably a reason that you need some amount of water though, because the recipes never substitute all vodka.

by goldfish on Jul 30, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I buy it

You can make fine pie crust without vodka.

by stormtown on Jul 30, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I';m guessing Don's Mom doesn't do that.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are many many ways to make good crust

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like you to teach me.

Have you also perfected shortbread cookies? Cause those things are a bitch.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

shortbread is one I haven't attempted yet

but I sure wouldn’t mind giving it a shot. I love those cookies. I’ll see what I can dig up

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh let's have a baking party.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

its on

let me know when you want to!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN cookie exchange around the holidays, anyone?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm in.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 30, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post-party

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken's in.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's cooking something I hope to eat,

so I gotta be nice.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm busy making breakfast

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's 2:17pm.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

chet poulet, pamcakes.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

breakfast is good at ALL times of the day

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

okay.

but only because I’m getting some breakfast soon.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you officially live there now?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't plan on leaving, unless they give me that job in Santa Rosa.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BT, DT.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTT-s?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Jul 30, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you really should have had his

Snickers ones, zf.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noes. So sad.

I’m gonna give him my FedEx account number.

by ZigFan31 on Jul 30, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You feeling better?

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Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor thing.

Get some rest if you can.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iiiiinteresting.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

prolly not.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something I came up with for baking pie crusts

because one of the key things is to use lots of butter, but not let it get soft or melt at all.

Instead of cutting the butter, or using pastry knives, just grate the butter, with a pretty large-bore grater, straight into the flour.

Never heard the vodka thing before.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 30, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that with my shortbread cookies. Helped a LOT.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

chicken, you've a new friend.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most important...handle the dough as little as possible

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cake or Death?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll have the chicken, please.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

bruck

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still asleep in the garage.

I mean….zzzzzzzzzzzz

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know

you sleeptype

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

I mean…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll have death

NO! Cake! I meant CAKE!

AN: We is all growed up now.

by OptimistPrime on Jul 30, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Still Alive

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 30, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad band, but I prefer Black Lab.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nonono, he's doing Eddie Izzard, dmoas...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So?

It’s still a band.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay. sry.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is turning out to be one of the busiest deadline periods in years

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

it's about expectations

If you expect nothing on our end, then we get something, it’ll be good :-)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I knew it then, too

My prom/senior ball nights would have gone much better

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily, I don't talk to any of those girls anymore

Except, they’re both married. Oops.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prom?

What is this prom you talk about?

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You went to the prom?

I thought you were an ex-nerd, like the rest of us.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rest of us?

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by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, I went junior and senior.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You two are different.

You’re not nerds. I mean folks like me and Chicken and Lone Stranger and Sirbed.

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by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is sirbed a nerd?

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by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

preppie.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't consider that nerdish though.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless LS had the stache going then too

then I bet he got some girls

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, no.

I didn’t grow that until after I got married and had a kid.

by LoneStranger on Jul 30, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should be more specific

I was asked to junior prom my senior year by a junior. That promptly blew up in my face shortly after the actual day. Then, feeling the need for more punishment, I asked a different girl to my own senior ball which was a month later. That then ended badly.

Then I didn’t date another girl until end of junior year in college.

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

rumors, rumors

supposedly the White Sox are also inquiring on Lance Berkman.

I doubt they’d get both Berkman and Dunn.

by OaklandSi on Jul 30, 2010 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

If the Astros trade Berkman, I assume Wallace gets called up?

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only moves that the A's should make...

are to call up Carter and Taylor and wave bye bye to Gross and Carson!

by DontKnowItAll on Jul 30, 2010 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Carson? more like watson

  Carson is starting to hit but Watson has only had the homerun and nothing else. The A’s will bring back Buck and send down Watson. Carson goes down when Jackson comes back.

by Arcman on Jul 30, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jackson is the only one who matters any

Carson/Watson/Buck = same vortex of nothing

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carson hit 2 singles last night, that doesn't mean he's starting to hit

it just means he hit 2 singles last night. The simple fact is that if you bring up Carter and Taylor that’s two right handers, so you send Carson down and leave Watson. It’s not really a tough decision.

by OkayJay81 on Jul 30, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giant rumors

  They are fun because you know that Sabean doesn’t make trades unless it is for a has been that he doesn’t need to give up prospects for. The Giants wanted Cantu but didn’t offer anything for him.

by Arcman on Jul 30, 2010 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Watson, Carson...

it doesn’t matter, just bring up Cartet and Taylor already, the division race is over, let them play every day!

by DontKnowItAll on Jul 30, 2010 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

yes on carter

  He is on the 40 man so it would be easy but Taylor looks more like expanded roster call up. Carter would be better than Carson just to let him knock the ball around against lefties.

by Arcman on Jul 30, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is a Cartet like a set of Carters?

Is this a way to always have a replacement when he goes on the DL?

by LoneStranger on Jul 30, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

cartel

so they can corner the market on Carters

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm on board with this

While you would ideally like to see more success in AAA from your top prospects I think they have put in a good amount of time there and I’m not sure how much more they have to “learn” in the minors that they couldn’t be working on in the majors. I think Carter in particular has shown that he takes a little time to adjust to each level and I’d rather have him going through his adjustment period in August and September of this year rather than April and May of next year.

by OkayJay81 on Jul 30, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

left field

is what he needs to prove, otherwise he is displacing one of the A’s two best hitters.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if that's what he needs to prove

then the A’s need to start playing him out there consistently which they haven’t been doing. I’m not so sure Carter in left field is something the A’s see in their future or if it’s more of a manifestation of AN’s collective hopes.

by OkayJay81 on Jul 30, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slusser has an update on the Moneyball filming

Linky link.

Funniest part (to me, anyway)? Jason Windsor is playing John Mabry.

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 30, 2010 9:52 AM PDT reply actions  

I met Jason Windsor and Landon Powell

…on the day they took their physicals in Oakland. Got autographs. Now I know where Windsor went. Where DID he go, actually?

Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.

by skigurl on Jul 30, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me laugh a bit that the batboy is so heavily quoted

Good for him!

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by YonYonson on Jul 30, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Capps for Wilson Ramos

Twinkie town is apparently divided over this. I think it’s OK considering C is blocked as long as Mauer stays healthy.

http://www.twinkietown.com/

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;ylt=Ag7MZ4NLZmJ5leTHn.YI54RvLYF?slug=ap-twins-nationalstrade

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by fruitattack on Jul 30, 2010 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

The Nationals did well in this.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yah, I just looked into Ramos

BA #58…

Definitely a good trade for the Nats

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by fruitattack on Jul 30, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

His stock has dropped a little since preseason

due to struggling in AAA.

But he’s still a really good haul for Matt Capps.

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by Blicks on Jul 30, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

I’d stashed Drew Storen on my fantasy squad. Saves, here we come!

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by jeepers on Jul 30, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in Minneapolis

so I know a lot of Twins fans, and they all seem to agree that Mauer is not going to play catcher for the length of his contract and that he’ll switch to 3B since the Twins have a gaping hole (batting-wise) that goes by the name of Nick Punto there. I would be surprised if Mauer played catcher his whole career. He’s just too good of a hitter.

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by Where's My Burrito? on Jul 30, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you know any who could break Matt Capps' wrist for me?

Because I’m a Rauch owner and I need the saves. Not that anyone cares, I know. Just me and the gnawing pit in my stomach named AL-only fantasy league.

by stormtown on Jul 30, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe Capps will be the set up guy?

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by micdog2001 on Jul 30, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SI_JonHeyman
  
edwin jackson has been traded
half a minute ago via web

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Please no flip to the Nats plz.

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by Blicks on Jul 30, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

so we can face him tonight?

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather face one of the ChiSox AAAA scrubs

He also pitched two days ago, so he’s probably not pitching today anyway.

More because I have somewhat double-allegiance since I live in DC (blasphemy, i know) and think Dunn can get more than Jackson, or at least something that isn’t 1.5 years away from free agency. The Nats might contend in 2011, but it ain’t too likely and it shouldn’t be the aim of trading Dunn.

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by Blicks on Jul 30, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

confirmed on MLB trade rumors site

for Hudson and pitching prospect Holmberg.

I doubt that Jackson will pitch against the A’s tonight…wonder who it will be?

by OaklandSi on Jul 30, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

JeffFletcherAOL
  
Holmberg, 19, was rated No. 8 prospect in #whitesox system before the season by Baseball America. 1-1, 3.29 at rookie ball now #dbacks
half a minute ago via TweetDeck

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Ken_Rosenthal
  
#A’s drawing heavy interest in LHR Craig Breslow, but not motivated to move him. Team serious about building momentum going forward. #MLB
1 minute ago via web

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

good

best news about the team since Wednesday

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shame? It'd be classic A's.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's aren't motivated to do a lot of things.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Jul 30, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Ramos can net SP

Perhaps A’s should trade Donaldson

by gambler on Jul 30, 2010 10:43 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Ramos was ranked 58th by Baseball America coming into 2010. Donaldson isn’t held in that high of a regard.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

*he

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by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Starting tonight against us...

http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=78730….Lucas Harrell….not very impressive minor league numbers…making MLB debut at age of 25….as long as Brett doesn’t have too much rust to shake off, we should be in good shape to take this game

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by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

where did you find out it was Harrell starting?

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Linked article...

first found out from comment on mlbtraderumors.com but did a quick google search to back that statement up with sources

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by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read in the NY Times (can't find the link)

In an article about how bad the Yankees are against pitchers making their MLB debut, they had a chart that showed the A’s were actually one of the best teams in the league against debuting pitchers (maybe because we promote/feature so many minor leaguers on a consistent basis?). Anyways, something like over the past 10 years MLB debut-ers have something like an 8.6 ERA against the A’s.

Maybe someone can find the link…

by Billy Frijoles on Jul 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey look! i’m actually going to contribute in a baseball-related way!

(not sure i follow your argument about why the A’s do well… because the call-ups already know these pitchers?)

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although Donaldson probably does not have as much trade value

as Ramos, I think we could be a nice complementary piece in a package for a bat…

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by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

*he

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by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

That didn't look half bad.

Im starting to really love the idea of Carter in LF.

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by winchester5 on Jul 30, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

me 2

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by Jessse on Jul 30, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

not a great catch, kinda seemed slow to the ball, but I an’t no scout.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

mlbtraderumors
  
Blue Jays Acquire Mike Jacobs http://bit.ly/9VyGU3 #mlb
2 minutes ago via twitterfeed

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Looks like he will take over 1B for Brett Wallace in AAA

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by winchester5 on Jul 30, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily

as winchester said, Jays had a need for 1B at AAA, a position which was recently vacated by the trade of Brett Wallace

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by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

why exactly?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not trade-related, but the baseball shelves are looking pretty complete now

Just going to have to figure out where to put any new ones.

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by Flashfire on Jul 30, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

That.. is.... awesome.

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Jul 30, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

supposedly the White Sox are trying to get Adam Dunn

and are offering the Nats the recently acquired Edwin Jackson. If they accomplish this they’ll try to trade for Brett Myers, according to MLB Trade Rumors.

by OaklandSi on Jul 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Busy, busy, busy.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

trader ken

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by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

mlbtraderumors
  
Pirates Willing To Trade A Starting Pitcher http://bit.ly/9WNH2r #mlb
15 minutes ago via twitterfeed
JeffFletcherAOL
  
Was told recently the #Astros would not trade Myers if they traded Oswalt. Re: #whitesox
12 minutes ago via Twittelator

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster_ESPN
  
Heard this: The Indians are getting significant hits on Jake Westbrook, and they’re sorting through things. STL a fit? We’ll see. #trades
14 minutes ago via web
SI_JonHeyman
  
#dodgers trying for lilly. but like always, they want trading team to pay (in this case $4 mil). twins, cards make sense, too
14 minutes ago via web

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Not understanding the Wallace trade

Has his stock dropped that severely and if so, was Beane right in letting him go?

I’d rather see Carter get time in the outfield in Sacto than call him up and bench either Barton or Cust.

by richwol1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

If we're out of it... which I think we are...

Then there’s nothing wrong with having Cust and Carter play everyday with one of them in LF. If it costs a game or two… so be it.

by Brett Narloch on Jul 30, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on how Carter plays in LF

He’s been mostly used as a first baseman. There’s no need to rush him; better to wait til he’s mastered the outfield sufficiently to play in the majors. I’d trust the organization on this one.

by richwol1 on Jul 30, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another winner from AMC?

Rubicon review.

Imma check it out, and how awesome is it that AMC has reinvented itself with cool new series development?

by lynnzgal on Jul 30, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty damn awesome.

They’ve created two of the best shows currently on TV—Mad Men and Breaking Bad. I love that cable channels are starting to make fantastic shows that mainstream networks wouldn’t ever touch (like HBO and FX).

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched it on hulu

It’s pretty good. Expires at the end of the month, you should check it out now if you haven’t seen it yet.

www.hulu.com/rubicon

by rightbackin on Jul 30, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Athletics are competing against other MLB teams for a $200,000 Pepsi Refresh Grant. Their idea is to build an adapted sports field and community park for differently-abled people. Go to mlb.com/pepsirefresh or text “Athletics” to 76462 to vote.

Vote here!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf does differently abled mean

euphemisms are always worse than the original word….

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by Zonis on Jul 30, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The OF fence is going to be 250 feet from home plate so the A's OFs can hit some HRs

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 30, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only because they're newer and less familiar

“Differently abled” is no less descriptive than “disabled”. Both are somewhat cryptic.

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by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROAD TRIP!

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Jul 30, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BACON TRIP!!!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 30, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus that donut place is up there too

that everyone talks about

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yupyup!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone's showering, my lord, kumbaya....

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

More fun without the comma.

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by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

gp.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I took a shower.

But “kumbaya” is still stuck in my head. :(

Ms. Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME TOO. fuck.

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by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. sorry.

Here.

Palate cleansing for taco witch.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. Thanks, that was fun to watch.

Not sure how I feel about this being stuck in my head now, though!!! ;)

Ms. Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 30, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Voodoo Donuts!!!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We talked about it - never happened!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's going to happen. I want to make it happen!

I am still attached to Saturday, August 21st. It’s a 6:05 game and leaves plenty of time before for tailgating!!!!!! :)

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by Athletica on Jul 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the date that an NRAF said they wanted a gathering....

what would we serve?

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by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

feeba wished for one on the 20th, though...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we could do both?

I can’t make the 20th. :( Can Feeba make the 21st?

Ms. Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

I just can’t stand to miss another get together. Hulk will be very mad!!!

Ms. Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

LURKER! HERE LURKER!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't make the 21st. Sadness.

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by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also.

Bummer.

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by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a friday night - right?

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by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

feeba's? yes.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

but but but...poor feeba...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

we'll have to get a chaise...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd actually go to that

Please let it be so

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jul 31, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

They also have the cream filled donuts...

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

You know that Ambiguously Straight thing? Um… look at their cream filled donut.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm definitely in.

And I’m eating it suggestively in front of you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ask for nothing less.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'd eat this one.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROAD TRIP!!!

I may have to send my sister to do an AN exclusive report on this…….

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 30, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pizza?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don, a truckload of Cheese-Itz would be too small for you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

gp

And, hi.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hullo.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 30, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that tops mine.

I bought the 12-pack of Cheeze-It bags to prevent me from eating an entire box in one seating. These bags consist of about 12 Cheeze-Its and a bunch of Cheeze-It crumbs.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

*sitting*

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urbann Turbann?

So much wrong.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than "Bow Thai"

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Jul 30, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rhyme would be tolerable if it weren't for those

bizarre and confusing extra N’s.

And vice versa.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

As ed recently saved me with, I don't rhyme for the sake of riddling.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the place that has a cheesy little earing?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 30, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s the Kinsler insurance.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, they're really clearing out the cupboards!

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Jul 30, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are they being allowed to acquire all of these players?! They're bankrupt!

Somebody put a stop to this, please.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I don't mind it.

They’re clearing off the shelves to win NOW. We’re not winning now, we’re winning two years from now. Cliff Lee will help now, but Justin Smoak will hurt later.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

*clearing*

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other teams are pretty much buying their prospects

I’m enjoying this thoroughly.

As long as Mark Cuban doesn’t buy the team, this doesn’t really have the prettiest future ramifications.

Needs moar dingerz.

by Blicks on Jul 30, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care is Cuban buys the team

Money alone doesn’t buy wins. The Dodgers put millions in when murdoch took over and I don’t think they won a playoff game in that time.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Cuban has been very successful with the Mavericks excluding the postseason.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

baseball is different

more moving parts

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd just as soon not have the "win at all costs" guy owning the division rival.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

gp

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feliz, Hunter, Kinsler, Hamilton, Andrus, Borbon, and Cruz...

Form a pretty damn good core of players to build for the future. That doesn’t include anything Vlad or Michael Young have left in the tank.

The Rangers organization seems to be in a much better situation than Oakland’s.

by Brett Narloch on Jul 30, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cept only one of those guys is a starting pitcher

And haven’t the Rangers always been able to hit, just not pitch.

Needs moar dingerz.

by Blicks on Jul 30, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But at the same time, Anderson/Cahill/Gio/Braden/Mazzaro

is just lights-out. And we’ve got the money to splurge on a big FA this offseason.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad the only big FA is Crawford

Who already has pinstripes waiting for him

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 30, 2010 1:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Or an Angels uniform.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Rangers and A's need to unite!

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 30, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

You don’t think 2011 Anderson/Cahill/Gio/Braden/Mazzaro is going to be better than 2009 Anderson/Cahill/Gio/Braden/Mazzaro?

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do!

Do I get a prize?! [excitedly]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is talking about the Free Agents turning the A's down

for fancier digs.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 30, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jayson Stark jaysonst
  
Sounds like #RedSox have checked in on every reliever between Beacon St. & Belgium. Made a run at Sean Marshall of #Cubs. Shot down. #trades
8 minutes ago via web

I guess we’ve turned them down for Breslow and Wuertz.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

if Kalish was on the table

That sucks

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 30, 2010 12:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Doubtful.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they got shot down for Sean Marshall they must be offering crap for relievers

I can’t imagine there is any reason to think they had Kalish on the table for either Wuertz or Breslow.

by OkayJay81 on Jul 30, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

jonmorosi
  
#Padres are talking with #Pirates about Paul Maholm, multiple sources tell FOXSports.com. #TRADES #MLB #SD #PIT
4 minutes ago via web Retweeted by mlbtraderumors and 11 others

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

I’m going to need to find a trade recap somewhere after the deadline passes.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 30, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully, someone will make one specifically for AN.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

SI_JonHeyman
  
berkman one of many #yankees are looking at for offense. they find relief market dismal thus far.
less than 20 seconds ago via web

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

George Michael.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he meant the singer song writer

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

does he write his own music?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

dunno, have you no faith?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 30, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ed, you gotta have faith.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

I’ve got to think twice before I give my heart away

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can tell you anything....?

Even that I’m attracted to my cousin?

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jul 30, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

please

tell us more

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are the Yankees looking at offence?!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps.

But still the last thing they need is a 1B/DH.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And when they had the best SS on the planet,

the last thing they needed was the second-best. It’s the Yankees. They’ll find room.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

T'other way round - A-Rod was a better SS.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure Jeter was 2nd best, either.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well probably not, but A-Rod was an upgrade on Jeter.

Though dan has a point, they didn’t need to upgrade.

Sigh, just the Yankees getting richer it seems.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rotoworld_BB
  
J. Bay -LF-NYM: Bay likely to go on DL with concussion http://tinyurl.com/cfrsqv
2 minutes ago via API

The Mets should sell now. They’re done.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when everybody panned that contract?

This is even worse than anybody had imagined. He’s very much mediocre at best.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

leave. You own it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm taking a 4-day weekend next weekend.

And going to the ball game on Wednesday afternoon.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto.

I work up at 4:30 am and seriously considered coming in. Went back to bed for an hour though.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

I’ve been off my in-at-5am-leave-at-6pm kick for about 2 weeks now.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

John's playing hookie.

I’m in charge, we’re leaving at 3.

by lynnzgal on Jul 30, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I woke up at noon. Actually more like noon-thirty.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

[yawnstretchgrowlscratch]

[lays back down]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm ringing in sick tomorrow. Can't be bothered.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We love your Britishisms, by the way.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truly.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who knocked you up at 5:30 this morning?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knocked me up??

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

[checks day planner]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not effective.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, I know I've been away from AN a lot this week and last, but I missed this one.....

{grabs a seat on the couch with some popcorn} Okay, so who got knocked up?

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'd be news to me.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprise!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My office is in a two-story building, and

directly below me is a torture chamber. I’m listening to the screams right now.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lucky

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accountants have to have a little fun too.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by torture chamber I mean children's dentistry.

Every now and then they get a real screamer.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

now I'm sad

it was better when we could all imagine you worked above a dominatrix.

by stormtown on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

100% agrd.

I’m going back to bed.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmph

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's room for you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

me?

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 30, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, you're cute.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO!

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 30, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

[clears spot for Mikey]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, that's a big bed.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly/

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh snap

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, eating lunch within the acceptable time period!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

how can you eat lunch so early?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I woke up at 5:30?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

intentionally?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

4:30 unintentionally. Went back to bed for an hour.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh pamcakes....no wonder you need a vacation.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

fact

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we need to throw you a "Pam Doesn't Have to Do Anything But Show Up Party"

After this nightmare is all over.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we were getting an apartment together after all this is over?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um...

Errr?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss your musk.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you. Thank you, Champ.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be down for that.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it'll be done.

By someone not you for you.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Brett Anderson Day!

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Jul 30, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bailey to the DL

Could be back in less than a week tho.

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Jul 30, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello

wait, your comment does not match your screen name. what gives?

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much trade talk

quiet before the storm?

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Jul 30, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Just quiet, methinks.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup
#Athletics
at
#WhiteSox
: Crisp cf, Barton 1b, Suzuki c, Cust dh, Kouzmanoff 3b, Ellis 2b, Gross rf, Davis lf, Pennington ss

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ooh formatting fail. oops.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yuck

the rest of the lineup, however, looks just ducky

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Jul 30, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

quakc!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 30, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice baseball duck!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it is really really cute!

I want one for my garage.

Speaking of, anyone got any furniture they’re not using?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

send it now. NOW.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you need?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatcha got?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

possibly an older love seat - bookcase -

not much…..

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take bookcase!

Have I told you all about me books?!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

perfect! I'm oddly colored!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOLD!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am colored, and quite odd.

Wait, we aren’t called colored anymore, are we. Scratch that, I am just odd.

by theblackpearl on Jul 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's a travesty, as colored is kind of a cool word.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Colo Red?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, then I'll just think of the Rockies.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pasty White isn't really an odd color Bloomie.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure it is!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you need?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatcha got?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I asked first.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a good bed. I've got a futon.

Its days are numbered as anyone who knows me will attest to.

I need a futon, as mine is broken.

I need a bed to replace the futon I’m about to break.

Also an armoire.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a futon.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it built strong?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. Sigh.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

My fat frame has no use for it.

thank you, though.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

but of course, ducky!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm....I don't think I've ever been on it

of course living in Arkansas we have to buy everything at Walmart…it’s state law

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we're not free!

I mean. they’re not free.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I use some as props.

I mean, I hear hookers sometimes shop at Walmart.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

quack!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 30, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Cust and Barton are playing.

I heard those guys are good.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Rajai still hurt, or is this just more random benching by Geren?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

hes in the lineup

Needs moar dingerz.

by Blicks on Jul 30, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooops. Nevermind.

Iglew reading comprehension fail!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 30, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't think I'd miss Sweeney this much

but I do. At least with Sweeney one had hope.

by stormtown on Jul 30, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

of a swingle.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a good name for a band or a fantasy football team.

Hope of a Swingle.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys hear the news?
JaneMLB
Bailey (rib strain) to DL official. Anderson activated. #Athletics
JaneMLB
Buck reinstated from 60-day DL, optioned to Triple-A Sac. Sweeney transferred to 60-day DL. #Athletics

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Shocking.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get the Buck option, though.

Are we really that desperate to give the Matts playing time? This is perfect for Buck—Sweeney’s out. Give Buck the RF job and tell him to go to town.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or alternatively, trade Crisp or Davis

(preferably Crisp), let the one who is not traded play CF, with Carter and Buck at the corners. Make this the everyday arrangement for the rest of the year-no Matts or Gross unless there is an injury or one of them needs a day of rest

Frank Cohen
TeamTICKERmlb.com
Your Effortless Baseball Connection

by FrankCohen on Jul 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck hasn't hit a baseball for about 3 years. Why throw him into the majors cold?

Come to think of it, why is he still with the organisation?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

he played all of spring training

and a few games in April.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 30, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, and he hasn't played since (well a few games this week in Sac)

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

...don't think so.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god.

Someone tell me we did. PLEASE.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SuSlu said Buck was out of options

She was surprised the A’s didn’t call him up:

Also, Travis Buck off the DL and optioned to Sacramento. Thought we’d see him soon… Don’t the #Athletics need to know if he can help?

With Buck out of options next year and Sweeney out for the season, seems like the #Athletics might want to know what they have with Buck.

@WorldBLee

by worldblee on Jul 30, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

You’re right. The A’s transactions page only lists Buck twice. No mention of an original option to AAA.

  • 4/22/10 Oakland Athletics placed RF Travis Buck on the 15-Day disabled list retroactive to April 21, 2010. Strained right oblique.
  • 7/05/10 Oakland Athletics transferred LF Travis Buck from the 15-Day disabled list to the 60-Day disabled list.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

unbelievable.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 30, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No he wasn't optioned this season yet

And if he stays less than 20 days it doesn’t count as his last option year.

by Rio on Jul 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm reading

the Wikipedia page, which implies that the 20 days includes all minor league service time this season. Does this count rehab assignments? If so, the cutoff might be less than 20 days.

by oblique on Jul 30, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't think rehab counts

A player without options can be sent to the minors to do a rehab assignment when they’re just coming off the DL.

That’s how players get stashed to save roster spots sometimes.

Needs moar dingerz.

by Blicks on Jul 30, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it doesn't count

Because during rehab he is not on optional assignment. An option year is used if a player is on optional assignment for at least 20 days during a season. Cots is clearer than wiki on that.

by Rio on Jul 30, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is what the Cubs screwed up when they sent Fox down in late August a few years ago

It’s why we thought he had an option left, but didn’t.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jul 30, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

Hoping they are aware of it and that’s why they’re doing it. He is being dominated by a combination of rookie ball and AAA pitching to date, so there’s good reason to think he isn’t ready.

"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico

by jeepers on Jul 30, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Owens has said he was unlucky in AAA

said lots of liners direct at defenders. Article can be found at A’s mlb.com site – link in my minor league fanpost.

by Rio on Jul 30, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he did.

that’s his job, after all. What Beane does matters a lot more than what Owens says.

"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico

by jeepers on Jul 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big News!!!!!!!

If we trade for This guy we could never be let down!

AN: We is all growed up now.

by OptimistPrime on Jul 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This would do wonders for my fantasy team

The New York Post’s Joel Sherman is hearing that Lance Berkman is on the verge of being traded to the Yankees.

Buster Olney chimed in moments later with a note that talks were advancing quickly. Berkman could block the deal if he wants to, but there’s been no word about that yet. Berkman is at the ballpark in Houston at the moment. According to Alyson Footer, he feels there’s a “decent possibility” he’ll be traded, but that, to his knowledge, nothing has happened yet.

Chris Carter is the next Hank Aaron right?

by streetisclosedin08 on Jul 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OT - Is there a GOG??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

it's up now

poster had some problems to deal with in the last 24 hrs

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jul 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH...thanks a bunch!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freedom!

Just rang in sick. Now where did I put that beer?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wot wot?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

S'alright, I often fall asleep on here so I must do that all the time.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

67M
Took a walk. Eating a yogurt.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. I didn't know you were famous now.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

In.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you think?

I’m sure Pam would just say it would feed into my megalomania.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

When have I ever made such a comment?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

pardon.

I’m sure Pam would just think it would feed into my megalomania.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

[rolls eyes]

One of my favorite quotes: People prefer to believe what they prefer to be true.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, let's just claim residence there and live here.

I don’t ever wanna leave CA again.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that where your compound is?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

[alerts Utah squirrel operatives]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the decoys, maybe.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snerk

Only in your dreams preppy.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the SportsMachine here?....I have a twitter question

How many tweets are BS?….it might be fun to do if you just went crazy with it and tried to be funny and silly?

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not sure how many tweets are BS because I only follow real accounts.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I follow Bill Simmons, Peter King and some Raiders and Warriors cheerleaders. I’ve made separate lists, though. My five lists are sports, athletes, friends, politics and other.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Time to wrap things up. Have a great weekend, everyone!

by lynnzgal on Jul 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck is a cuke?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god for you history teachers.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey sexy

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm bathed in garlic and spices right now too

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

dinner is served

well, at least breakfast is here

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

come and gone.

yumyumyum.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breakfast!....it's like 3pm there

are you sure you guys aren’t stoners?

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

see my comment above

breakfast is good at all times of the day thankyouverymuch

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

we pretty much are without the weed.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have rock band instead

and netflix

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

all thanks to me, slackers.

Now get your shit out of my room!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever

quit wining, you were fed

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was. So were you.

Now get off the computer, chicken boy!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

what for?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

you on weed. That would be interesting

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

my eyes go completely closed.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

then we can do bad things to you while you were out

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

drink bad wine.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah,

They want my body, they want your hands.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

we'll dress you like a ironic hipster

with skinny jeans

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

make you listen to that emo crap.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody hip listens to emo

You’d have to listen to arthouse post-rock. You can listen to indie pop, but you can’t like it too much; or, you can be totally ironic and really, really like it.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know a bit too much about that

I’m afraid for you

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my cry for help

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, joey. It's scary you're THAT in touch with this.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I'm 2 hours out of Portland

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. gp.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it can't be the popular mainstreamy post-rock, either.

No Sigur Ros. Hell, even Godspeed is too well known. Has to be a bad that has released an album on a label that employs five workers or less.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

dan, we already know

hipster.exe runs on you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when it was cool to like Bloc Party?

Yeah, not so much anymore. And TV on the Radio has gotten so corporate. They were on the Colbert Report for chrissakes, lol.

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by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, they've always been crap.

One hit wonders.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, man

I don’t know which one you’re talking about, but it doesn’t matter ’cuz I dig them both. Silent Alarm is fairly perfect, and Dear Science is pretty much the balls.

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by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you can do bad things to him while he's awake.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

doing bad things to the willing is just so...

easy

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was a hot chick jacking me

I’d be all like “here baby, have my car! Oh, can I get your number too?”

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that's Russian for something, right?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a chocolate cake, please

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as it has cream cheese frosting

then I’m in

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

[coats self in cream cheese frosting]

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

take that off Bloomie

you are now attracting ants in the house

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least they'll love me!

[runs crying into garage, slams door behind him]

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

baby

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck up

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

taint nuttin

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I dislike Texas this season.

And most seasons, but they don’t seem to be going away like most seasons.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

me, neither.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am petty

I never want to see any other teams do well. I don’t hate the Rangers normally. Now I hate them. Like I hated Seattle for 2 seconds before it became apparent they were a total trainwreck.

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by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are kinda hot

in that crazy chick she might kill me at some point down the line way

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone seen Tom Petty live?

I really want to but never got the chance.

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by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is me jealous

I have a bajillion of his records. His greatest hits collection is one of the few greatest hits albums you can cop to liking the most out of the artist’s catalog because it’s. Just. That. Good.

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by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also have seen him twice.

Once with Bob Dylan, which was amazing.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom and the Heartbreakers played a set.

Dylan played a rock set backed by them. Dylan played an acoustic set alone, then was joined by Tom, then they all played three encores. It was awesome.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Dylan in college...and...I wanted to be impressed, but it did not live up to expectations

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by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no! did the willburys break up???

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 30, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't they all die?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

pre-Willburys.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was on SNL with the Heartbreakers last season.

(and no, I don’t watch it ironically, shut up.) Blew me away. The man’s still got it.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, did you see the old SNL when Petty played with Dave Grohl on drums?

It was just after Cobain died. What a fucking combo.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked him as Lucky

on King of the Hill

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, no.

But that sounds fantastic. Foo Fighters isn’t my favorite, but I respect the hell out of Dave Grohl, for all of the fantastic work he’s done over the last twenty years. Plus, he’s turned into one hell of a drummer since the Nirvana days.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought "Songs for the Deaf" by Queens of the Stone Age, sound unheard

Just because I read that Grohl was drumming again for the first time since Nirvana. The record was clutch and the Queens are bar none my favorite band these days. So that worked out.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES.

Had that record in mind when I typed that, too. His performance on Songs for the Dead on that album is awesome. Them Crooked Vultures isn’t half bad either.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Them Crooked Vultures are pretty phenomenal

I think it suffered a little initially (for me) because I was expecting some sort of altogether new sound. Then I just learned to love a straightforward kick-you-in-the-ass rock record.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It actually reminds me a lot of Songs for the Deaf-era Queens.

Plus a dose of John Paul Jones-style synths, which can’t hurt.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That rhythm section is heavy. This makes me believe there will always be a force for good in the world.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alo: It is the supreme sadness of my life that I never got to see Dave drum live with the Queens

But it may have been for the best because my brain would probably still be leaking out of my ears.

Yeah, I know, as far as supreme sadnesses go, not so bad.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan - you missed something else on the GOG - Q3.

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by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooh, thanks.

That’s what happens when I rush things, heh.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robot malfunction

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by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

he couldn't throw the ball back to the pitcher, right?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s chillin’ in Triple-A batting .244/.326/.445 and that’s a pretty average OPS.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

500+ comments already?

C’mon, you guys, I thought I wasn’t going to have to read so damn much for a while.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

catch up, joey.

Nice avatar, btw!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, dude

It’s a perfect expression of my state of mind, with the upside of being Calvin & Hobbes as well.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

mirkins

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"read"

this is fun

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much fun

Oh my God, I had forgotten what fun was like.

I’m going to sit. Yeah. Sit. That’s gonna be so damn good. Maybe look at something. Like, a thing in the corner. A lamp, possibly. I am going to enjoy myself so facking much looking at that lamp while sitting.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

god damned hipster.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are my skinny jeans and Wayfarers?

I couldn’t look less hip than I do right now. Shirtless with basketball shorts on, cruising the internet.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I have blue tinted wraparound shades like you’d see on an outfielder on a sunny day. I try to pass it off like I’m wearing them ironically. I’m not.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

so wait, are you a hipster, bp?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big. Not fat.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm having that problem myself

since I’ve been hanging out with ANers

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're a bunch of fatties.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fatty McFatty

Hmm…maybe I should call my bakery that

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat Boy's Delight.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooo

I like

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You love lamp.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

a little lamp now and then is good

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Yankees Acquire Lance Berkman: http://bit.ly/aye1q3
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s a solid move, still. Batting in the bottom third of the order, this is good for the Yankees. He’s owed about $14 million, though.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, like the Yankees will struggle to pay that.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's going ot be playing for the Yankees now. It will be 2006. Watch.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give in.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like a salary dump. The Yankees are paying him about $14 million.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not feeling the Dunkirk spirit at the moment.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I listened to the "Hardcore History" about Churchill the other day

It didn’t really teach me anything new, but it reinforced how much of a badass that dude was.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was indeed.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's marvy

My dad tried to get me on board with Carlin’s political podcast, but I can’t seem to handle all the centrism. The history stuff, though… when it comes to that, Dan Carlin pisses excellence.

If you’re interested (and haven’t heard them already), check out the Punic Wars series and the more recent series about WWII called Ghosts of the Ostfront. Great stuff, especially during a long drive.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Wuertz closing but Breslow also possible depending on matchups in 8th and 9th and who might be able to go longer each game. #Athletics
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Drinking beer at work is the best.

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by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

so is tequila

not that I ever have…

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Went to Islands for lunch

Nap time

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 3:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

you have an hour 20 til game time

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both

The concorde is parked out back

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 3:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why the hell did they ground that thing?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. But it's the whole fact that we've taken a step back as a species by grounding them.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were made in ‘76. like my car. and i wouldn’t want to bet my life on making any lengthy trip in one shot. so i can see how the grounding makes sense.

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 30, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd imagine most planes flying today are 20 years old +

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

this chart (because you can add those ages to the number of years since ’03) might prove you right. but it also shows that they try to keep the equipment young.

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 30, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. So I'm sure they were doing the same with the Concorde.

Which is why it was so expensive – those parts are specialist.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The frame? Maybe.

But they replace every damn part on those things so many times over that the planes are pretty new, all in all.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i don’t really know. but there are some planes that really look beat up. like in the early 90s, when 707s were still seen, my friend got me to the cockpit of one, still in use i think, and it looked vintage. talking about the instruments and misc hardware. 707 was my favorite plane of all time, but it didn’t make me want to fly one.

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 30, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. Spitfire.

That engine….

Not that I’m a petrol head or anything, but there’s something magical about that plane.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d gladly put that engine in my car.

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 30, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

aigh! i meant 727.

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 30, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Expensive to maintain I think

Which is too bad. I always wanted to ride one.

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 3:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That's what downed the flight in Paris.

A piece of metal shredded the tyres, which punctured the fuel tank and caused the thing to catch fire and crash.

That’s my point though. They developed a brand new tyre for airplanes to stop the them shredding (after that incident – cos they grounded the whole fleet until it was solved). Concorde pushing technology forward again.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But fast and sexy.

That counts for a lot.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could use a spot of tea

Where’s OldhamA?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 3:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don't drink coffee or tea.

I do make a mean cuppa though.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuppa?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 3:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Cup of tea.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I have a few quid for a pint?

My knowledge of Britishisms comes directly from Shaun of the Dead. So, y’know, lots of cursing.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a weird metabolism.

I don’t get sugar highs, or caffeine kicks. I don’t get hangovers either.

So I don’t drink coffee/tea ‘cos I don’t like the taste and it does nothing for me in terms of perking me up.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm kinda jealous about that.

There’s obviously been times when I could have used that kick.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why there’s not a repo man i know that doesn’t take speed.

seriously though. i quit drinking coffee 3 years ago (2-3 double caps a day). it hurt like hell, but it’s the best thing i’ve ever done. the way i wake up now is the way i used to feel after my first coffee. and i don’t have to maintain the energy level. and i don’t crash early either. i’d say i’m more awake from morning till late night than i used to be.

but sometimes i have a shot of coffee and sugar just for the taste and whoo hoo, lookout oakland.

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 30, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You live in Oakland?

Then how come you never come to the tailgates?

Do we scare you? Muhahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i went to the last one last year. and i mean to go to them again, but it sort of doesn’t work with my schedule. i tend to work saturdays and sundays is “family day” with my wife.

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yum.

I miss that place since moving back to the Bay Area for the summer. Used to be a location a couple blocks from my apartment.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn't been in awhile even though it's so close to my work

They give unlimited fries. And cute waitresses in daisy dukes! Must return again.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 3:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

r_j_anderson
  
#Padres are banking on Tejada bouncing back. He’s batting fourth and playing short. Wonder if their scouts heard of disinterest in BAL?
6 minutes ago via TweetDeck

Wow.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Cripes

Shortstop?

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looked good at third against the A's

made some nice plays

The A's are a fairly quiet team, and then there's Ben Sheets. Sheets, as a kid, must have been thrown out of every library in Baton Rouge. ~ Scott Ostler

by Jessse on Jul 30, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're doing the GOG it's up

I’m down to 7th place so if you’re in the top 6 please feel free to skip it.

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

is that short for google?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got 8 on the last one

No worries

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 3:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

All day, every day.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't do much on a computer for my job yet

except go on Wilipedia to see who just copied answers.

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

find many?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

And is there ANYONE here older than me? On this thread, I mean.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you? Sweet.

{so am I}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

I’m not the old man here

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't look it

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably me......I'm an old woman

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 30, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

give it a few years.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 30, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a job

I have to be here to make stupid comments

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

sucks

but the job itself rocks

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I installed the computer in my closet at get request

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 3:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

i stare at a computer all day and try to write stuff so people will do as i command

or i at least try to convince them, in the IT department, for a big company, then I analyze and see if they did it

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 30, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds awful.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you like your job for the most part then

I’m glad to hear that….enjoying your job is important.

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence why I'm still unemployed. I couldn't do a job I'd hate.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes you have to do jobs you hate before you find a job you love

well at least I did….I liked having the power on and being able to pay rent.

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm coming around to that line of thinking, sadly.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm holding out hope for "ever"

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope...and really would you want to have your dream job

early in your career?….I spent my 20’s trying out several different jobs

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm....I love teaching but I'd love to be an author

who sells millions of books….and goes on his big boat.

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to own a bookstore.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bakery here

then all ya’ll can come visit and eat!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could combine endeavors...

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a very good idea

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARkery?

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

"BARkery Books and that Weird Dude Bloom!"

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

Daring. Sensual. Invigorating. Squirrel.
BLOOM. For men.

by DMOAS on Jul 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

we will hire you then

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure she'd stock them.

Whether they’d sell though…

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Course, Prep

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll buy you one.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psh. Of course.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

There will be books forever. FOREVER, I say.

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 30, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Books will never go away

and the 1000 books I have will make sure of that!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

we use the right side of the staircase at AV manor.

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 31, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps not.

but there will always be stories.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 30, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to own a bookstore, too

My former boss does, but he hasn’t offered me a job in it. Pity.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Jul 30, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too/

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 1, 2010 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love to be an analyst at an NFL team.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well no, but I was hoping for something in the media.

But that’s not happening.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you fly to Texas a lot, for some reason.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't Atlanta muggy?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hotlanta, as they say.

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 30, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

although austin was right up there, you should've seen my hair

it curled up like a lamb, even if i used a flat iron on it to straighten it

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 30, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know

it’s amazing heat down here….you can’t know about it until you’ve been in it

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll cross it off my list then.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha.

I just know there are people who truly hate their jobs, and that sucks.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

I pretty much stare at a computer screen the whole time

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Keeping up with this DLD has pretty much been my job today

And I had such high hopes of loafing…

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I start junior college on August 30.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 30, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, dude

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

{nods}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's cause you're all a bunch of goddamn troublemakers.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems to me that

me, Gigs, and Si should be in the moderators column. And I see no reason why the two middle columns shouldn’t be combined into a single category.

Then you have three columns corresponding to regular front-pagers, occasional substitute front-pagers, and non-front-paging mods.

What’s the difference between an “editor” and an “author”. Is it that Jeffro doesn’t moderate on flags?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 31, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

what, you want us to work?

Oh, you mean “here” as in on AN….silly DLD….

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 30, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is indeed the most accurate collective plural for managers

Baseball, corporate, or otherwise.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Jul 30, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

On an unrelated note,

I think I’m going to go bake some cookies.

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does Trader Joe's sell?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So.....luxury cookies? Cos I'm in for those.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright well put me down for one of those then.

Surprise me.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad wine

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

It’s just, my roommate used to always go there during his Two Buck Chuck phase.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

a plan for dinner would be nice.....I don't feel like cooking

the GF is working until 11pm so it’s just me……might go get some chinese food

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmm prawns and snow peas

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 3:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fried wontons

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 4:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

My Asian food of choice is generally Thai.

But he said Chinese without specificity.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 30, 2010 4:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like "fake" chinese food

plus I’m in Arkansas….that’s all we have

by sirbed on Jul 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

any mention of food

is always a related note to me

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 30, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You cook too, huh? I'm...........not going to say anything about that.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That'd be crazy.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He likes that you're domestic.

Cancels out the pint glass thing.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

amiright?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You make it sound like I'm a chauvinist...

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was a good analogy.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it definitely was.

Just that Shoes kinda jumped in right after I said that.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure dannycakes will catch you up to speed.

Though it’s not all that interesting.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jul 30, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it's just that Oldham and I were talking about

how artistic talent is especially attractive in women, like catnip, and I said that specifically, music talent does it for me. Shoes all of a sudden jumps in and starts a conversation about how she played instruments for years and years.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha. I have perfect timing, I suppose.

I think I was skimming through the thread and happened to read the part about music, which got me interested.

by whiteshoes40 on Jul 30, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shakes head.

I tried to tell you!!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

a

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmkay

Anyway, I was gonna say, we try to hide them so well, too. All for naught.

"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.

by Joey C. on Jul 30, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, by weirded out, I don't mean I was creeped out or anything.

It’s just that she didn’t seem to realize she had jumped in like that.

by danmerqury on Jul 30, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh, Dan ♥ Shoes!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions