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FUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
That's because the other stat threads have naturally regressed
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don't you bring your other thread drama here!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It was only a matter of time.
Those threads had an unsustainable Scientific Conclusion Average on Theories Tested
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
so what's Gross' WPA today?
-.3?
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Actually it wasn't bad (.096)
WPA doesn’t include defense, of course.
BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.
really?
didn’t know that
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That makes sense when you think of the stat itself
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What's WPA?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s win probability added.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 3, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Where do you find that?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
FanGraphs.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 3, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Win Probability Added
It’s a measure of how much a hitter or pitcher contributes to winning. A negative WPA means the player did badly. For example, Breslow tonight had WPA = -.223.
BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.
undeservedly, perhaps
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA Bruce Chen
PGing the slegna through 6
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I jinxed it
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
What was the name of the girl in the game threads?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 3, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Charlize Theron, you horndog.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Charlize Theron
she’s a woman, not a girl
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude don't print out her picture if that's what you were planning. to do.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
why would he do that?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Posterity.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
why, because she's sultry and seductive

even same-sex enthusiasts like me know that.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a whole lot of leg.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I like that euphemism
“same-sex enthusiasts”
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost wrote "fags like me"
but I stopped myself.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not one of those, you're a Baguette!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
is that a baguette

or am I just glad to see you?
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
What a large Baguette...
I’m very jealous.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a 6 1/2" long baguette cheeseboy
weather permitting, you know.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Woow.
Envious!!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You never fail to weird me out, cheese.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Water is wet.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing beats a mini party sausage.
Smoked with a little toothpick.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
don't sell the little toothpicks short
I was using one earlier and it did the job just fine =)
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
wow baguettes and now sausages

what’s next, Conductor’s batons?
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
it's like they say
it’s not the size of the baton, it’s the manner in which you conduct the Symphony.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
don't be cheese-squire

it’s not the size of the baguette, it’s how it tastes right when it gets outta the oven.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry Cheese. Everyone's got a little captain in them.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
there's prolly some chicks walking around
wishing they had a li’l Captain in them
[[ba-dump bump]]
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll just look her up.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 3, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone Play MLB The Show 2010?
I have 2009s and wondering if it’s worth getting the 2010 one… anything new in 2010 that makes it worth it?
My friend has it and I just played it yesterday. It’s a fun game, but I don’t think there’s anything new.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 3, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
ooo, a feminist! I just started watching Flight of the Conchords and loved this line- "My dad was a feminist.
-You mean your mom??
-Nooo, my dad would never stand for that!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Breslow makes me sad because he's not shiny anymore.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
He's still pretty damn shiny.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
shiny people are overrated.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Plus, if they're happy too, they're probably hiding something terrible.
Like a horrible song.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
christ I hate that song too
always thought REM was a good name for those cats because the sound of their tunes puts you right to sleep, the true cure for insomnia.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
They've made some fantastic material.
Shiny Happy People is most definitely not part of that.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
there's just something about Stipe's whiny voice
and sexually-ambiguous posturing that gets on my last nerve for some reason.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see that. Especially since I'm not a fan of most of their later music.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
No arguments here.
He’s definitely not a strong singer, that’s for sure.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
the only thing I ever really liked by them
was “Radio Free Europe” and the way dude sings “Leonard Bern-stein” in the “End of the World…” song.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I also saw them when they first hit
in like 1984 or somewhere’s in there
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
what dan said. gardening at night et al MUCH better than the sorry Happy Shiny people.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
True, true...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
cross your finger flay loses this next throwdown
flipping channels during commercial, what’s coming up next on lifetime movie network… something called
“my stepson, my lover” that sounds pretty hilarious
lifetime movies
everything okay? Are you diving into a half-gallon of ice cream too?
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
when you're in the right mood a lifetime movie can hit the spot.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
esp. the ones about true crimes.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
There was a lifetime movie on once about some woman who had split personality
and killed her two boyfriends and a kid.
I laughed a little at the end.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
since it was a lifetime movie I'll give ya a pass.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It ended just as the woman was digging up the bodies and laughing really sinister-like.
It was so cheesy.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing beats SciFi movies, though.
I ended up breaking the ice with my then-new college roommates over a totally craptacular SciFi movie. Highlander 23 or something.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
their monster movies rival the 50's ones, technologically. CGI gone horribly wrong.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Yea. I can't watch them.
Way too horrible. It’d be one thing if the rest of the camera style matched, but they don’t. For example, I don’t get pissed when I watch Clash of the Titans from way back.
Sounds like a late-night HBO softcore porn flick
BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.
Oh god lmao
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
JaneMLB
Geren said Kouzmanoff (hitless in last 29 ABs) will receive “mental and physical day off” Sunday. Rosales to get start at 3B.
1 minute ago via txt
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 3, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
good, about time
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Good, goddammit.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I want one of those.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
obviously the judges are being paid.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
at the end he even says he shouldn't have won, the judges were not good ones, one goes hmmm i would never have thought of
having feta cheese and lemon hummus with a falafel…are you kidding me?
Aren't falafels supposed to be sweet pastries?
:l
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
oh i see.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
JaneMLB Gross said ball that went past him took funny hop and never touched his glove. Not much he could do there.
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She walks in the sun, to me.
That’s what most people would have done in that situation.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 3, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
!
That’s the radical kind of thinking the A’s need right now.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
He could have, um, not tried to run at the ball like a madman and miss it completely.
Keeping it in reach would have made the suck a lot less.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I could see the bad hop
Gross had a legitimate shot at a play at the plate the way he played it, so it’s hard for me to get too mad at him missing a bad hop.
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Hi everyone from the Rivercats game!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Hiya!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
0-0 right now
bottom 5
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Hi Pam! You're so close I could almost touch ya- if my arms were 100 miles long.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
how does Carter look?
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
2 BBs so far
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I was at the Rivercats game last night and I was highly unimpressed with both Carter and Taylor...
I realize it was just one game but they seemed a bit lost at the plate, maybe it was just an off game…
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
damn
There goes the future
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
There are always streams online for free. It’s illegal, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 3, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
innocents like danny
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so easy to shock
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Breslow had two days off before pitching yesterday and today.
http://dailybaseballdata.com/cgi-bin/bullpen.pl?lookback=7
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Erm, Bres pitched like 6 games in a row during the homestand.
Two days off really constitutes for that?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 3, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He's been pitching an awful lot
You can’t “blame” Geren for wanting to go to him, but this is why fans have to embrace using Wuertz, Blevins, Ross, etc. even when it’s scary to do so.
Honestly, Geren is starting to manage like he’s reading AN game threads and that’s not a good thing.
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Maybe Geren is hoping to convert him into a starter
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this call is definitely the greatest in the history of all talk radio
First, a rant against Bob Feller (who definitely IS one of the all time bastards in any sport and a disgusting racist and militaristic idiot, but also maybe the greatest power pitcher after Walter Johnson in MLB history) where it seemed as if the guy’s head would explode with rage and where he said he wouldn’t piss on the guy if he was on fire. and then, CT asks, what else you got? And the guy sighs and says in a resigned, depressed melancholic sighing voice,
:“We need a power hitter.”
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I imagine that during the first part of the call
he looked something like this:

will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody
if Robert Buan had taken this call
he would have let the mic go dead and just curled up, trembling from head to toe, in the fetal position and the men in the white coats would have been summoned.
Jesse is a madman and when he calls in I stop taking drugs and defiling minors and plotting the revolution long enough to listen… he is AWESOME.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
yes Bob Feller
he threw 107 but other than that, he is not a nice person.
He was not nice to Larry Doby, the first black AL player who came up to the Injuns in 1947 soon after Jackie R. and helped the Tribe win their last world series title in 1948.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
and of course, there no still-current issues relating to racial stuff with the Cleveland Indians
Right?
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by emperor nobody on Jul 3, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
well, I'm here
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a loaded question.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
uhhhh i ate that like 2 weeks ago
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to go out for 2 hours and this is what I missed? I thought a big CT party was being held in my absence.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
well, now that you're here

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
par-tay! :)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It's Saturday night!
People have, uh, things to do. Like…lives, and stuff.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
well I don't. Here we are now, entertain us.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you should perform
can’t you dance or something?
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll do a little jig for you.... done. Is that what you meant?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
hmmm, yes
(pours another drink)
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
there is a two drink minimum per jig- for me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
hey, i'm trying to pace myself here
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
no, i need 2 drinks per jig!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
okay, finishing a second
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
well I meant I need to drink to jig, but justify it however you need. You are in a safe place.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
i thought a jigger was a little more than a splash
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
how do you convert that into light beer?
Oh, and while I was out my friend knocked over and shattered a bottle of red wine. I thought it was funny because he’s AA and I was buying beer.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
no, but it was only 6.99.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
tap is extra.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Do you accept Paypal?
Or a jig in return?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I prefer paypal, unless you can bring the sexy back to a jig.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hmm.
And if I can do neither the sexy nor the jig?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
then take pictures!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you think I am, Bloom?
[strips, runs to the bathroom, camera in hand]
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
(grabs popcorn)
this ought to be good
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jul 3, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
popcorn sound nice
can you put that in my paypal account
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
I like you dan, but I know Bloom, barely, and sir- you are no Bloom! ;)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
All of us can only aspire to reach such a pinnacle of posting.
I’ve still got some 30,000 posts to go. And at his posting quality, it’d take me twice as long.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
too many to catch up
you can hope to beat him this year with the lay off and all
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
then stick a twenty in my paypal's ... account.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The word "paypal" sounds a lot dirtier all of a sudden.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I almost forgot. While I was at the store I saw a guy wearing an A's shirt. I practically ran to catch up to him
and said “that was a tough loss, in extra innings” He looked at me blankly so I pointed to my A’s shirt. Then he understood and told me his friend gave him the shirt. I felt like an idiot. But also sad for the A’s.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
be caeful of that with caps
a lot of those guys are gangsters
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
thanks for the warning. But while there are gangs in the area I live in a pretty rural part. That's why
I chase down fellow A’s fans- often to my embarrassment. There aren’t too many of us here. (here being the foothills of the Sierra mountains.)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oh wow, that's far.
But yeah, I’ve run into more than enough people who wear A’s gear “because they like the colors”. It’s sad, really.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I know some A's fans hate this, but the silver and black display is for real up here. I sport those colors as well.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
So THAT explains why we're never on ESPN!
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I seriously had no idea. But I guess I should since there's been numerous times I've approached strangers
in public because they’re sporting A’s gear and I’ve gotten the same blank stare and resulting embarrassment.
I’m kind of A’s fan nuisance at this point.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Seeing a Yankees hat could mean a diehard fan, a casual fan, or someone who just likes the city and knows nothing about baseball.
I’m used to that. But seeing the A’s in the same manner never gets comfortable. It’s unnerving.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
The real question is what in the heck are we doing up at 1:30 in the morning trying to figure out why people do what they do...LOL
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
it's been established I have no life.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Happy 4th of July to you too!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
In fact I went out to get a gift for my cat's birthday tomorrow. I love him so I don't care what anyone says.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
aww, that means a lot.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
it does not compute.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It is not just A's fans trust me..
My friend is from Chicago and he is a huge White Sox fan and whenever he sees someone here wearing a Sox cap he always goes up to them to say something and half the time they have no idea what he is talking about and they arent even fans they just got the hat becuase they thought it was cool…..Most of the time they do not even realize that they are wearing a Sox cap…I ssupect the same is true for people wearing A’s stuff, even if it is hard for fans like us to understand..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
I feel for your friend. But it's even worse living in CA and getting that response over CA teams.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

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