CT Thread - 7/28
by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 8:00 PM PDT
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Trevor Cahill, thy name is Golden.
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Filth!
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
Tulsa nightlife - filth, gin, a slut.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
be right there!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
no it doesn't
believe me
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
palindrome names are superior to others.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I said in the last thread, but I’ll say it again ‘cause it’s fun. Cahill has a 2.41 ERA and 0.61 WHIP in his last 17 starts. That’s everything besides his first start.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
that is sick
he is going to be sooo good
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Walks and Hits per Inning Pitched.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Some people don’t think it’s useful, but 0.96 is awesomely shiny.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
OK....in comparision to the other pitchers is his the best...I'm thinking it is....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Fangraphs says .74 - how quickly does stuff get updated there?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
It's useful, definitely,
but it’s just not all that great at showing actual talent. Worse than ERA, in some aspects.
Yeah, that should 0.96 and not 0.61. I fixed that error in the thread.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
you got a purity mouth boy
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
what are women?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I don't hate Danny
unless by “hate” you mean “think is really awesome”
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Pam loves him.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I do, but not like THAT.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I love electronics too!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Lots of movement I think...same way Cliff Lee gets guys to swing and miss on a 90 mph fastball
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Location.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Brez's fastball was just exploding up and away from Cruz
It seems like Hamilton was sitting soft and took those first two, that’s what I thought and ’Zuki confirmed this in the postgame TV interview.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
dfeldy
Trevor Cahill now has a career ERA of 0.87 (2 ER/20.2 IP) in Arlington. That is all-time lowest ERA at Rangers Ballpark (min 20 IP)
8 minutes ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
thank u Sports Machine!!!
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Some people may have wanted Cahill to go all nine, but:
susanslusser
Cahill says it was smart to get him out after eight. #Athletics
1 minute ago via Twittelator
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
also smart was
Bobo having The Bresident of the United States ready in back of the the overworked Wuertz,
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
get well soon Andrew
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You're damn right!
Blevins and Ziggy are the only experience pitchers left, and probably, in a save situation, Ziggy would need to take the mound.
He wanted to be pulled? He's not a winner!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Were you there?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
I’m actually still in Cali. The A’s planned this road trip for a time when I wasn’t going to be in Texas… they’re smarter than I thought.
by whiteshoes40 on Jul 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Man.
And I was just yesterday telling Oldham not to pull a shoes and come here without telling anybody. Still in CA? And no one knew? For shame.
You should be glad you're not there.....that little insect you hate is overabundant.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I know! I'm scared to go back.
They showed one close up on CSNCA. In HD. For like a full minute.
Pretty sure I’ll be having nightmares about that.
by whiteshoes40 on Jul 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm surprised Sports Machine doesn't state that he'll save you from the crickets.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I only hit on OakA’sHoney.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
(Barely.)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
(What does that mean?)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooooh how do you do the registered trademark thing?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
SportsMachine®
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
apparently I'm not good enough for him.
by whiteshoes40 on Jul 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you like it if I stopped my pursuit of OAH and started with you?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm used to it.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Top 10 Reasons why this is going to be a short CT thread for me
1. I’ve slept 8 hours in the last 4 days
2. It’s too muggy to move
3. FIP
4. all posting and no sleep make sirbed a dull boy
5. Bloom ain’t here
6. but ChickenStanley is
7. FIP
8. I haven’t eaten any food since Sunday night
9. Dan is breaking out charts
10. FIP
11.Squirrel!!! Look!!
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Where's Bloom?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Personal thing he had this evening.
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i.e.
masturbatory session
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll do that later though if you're looking to join him.
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am I?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
are you feeling any better?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
susanslusser
Suzuki said Cahill didn’t like his stuff in the bullpen and thought it might be a long night. #Athletics
less than a minute ago via Twittelator
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Are there any college football fans in here?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Yessiree....why do you ask?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
schadjoe
Masoli likely to be admitted to grad program at Ole Miss, walk on be eligible this year
10 minutes ago via txt
schadjoe
Masoli eligible for one of 3 grad programs at Ole Miss; expected to visit as soon as this weekend
3 minutes ago via txt
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Went through the mountains of northern nevada last year
I have no idea what it was I was driving through but it was an infestation of something and all kinds of nasty. If I broke down there, I would never have left my car.
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'night, sirbed
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
nite baldy!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
nighty night!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
night....hope you are feeling better every day!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
You'll be back...
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There’s a good game on ESPN right now. The Cardinals and Mets are going to the 13th.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
oooh Bourbon
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
woo hoo! i'm so stupid I just made some coffee.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
share
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
being nice?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
i'll just get my own ;)
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm on hold
and holding myself with the other hand.
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yes, yes it is.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Just human
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Good question
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Look at you multi-tasking!
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now THAT is radio
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sure?
His ratings might go up…
“I want to hear Emperor Nobody holding himself!!! Where is he!!!! Bring him on!!! I want to hear him hold himself!!!”
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Wow this burger is so delicious. You all need to go to Chop Bar in JLS
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Chick
Put it on the list.
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totally DMOAS safe too
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Anyone watching these 30 for 30 things by ESPN?
I’m watching the LA Raiders one right now.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I’ve seen some of those films and they were pretty awesome. That one was pretty good, but I liked the Reggie Miller one better and the one about the Miami Hurricanes football program. I can’t wait for the Steve Bartman film.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a Canes fan so I wanna see that one.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
He should name his kid Geren.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
skigurl! on twitter
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
skigurl tweet!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Were you confused?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Not as confused as I expected to be, actually.
by whiteshoes40 on Jul 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it actually wasn't as difficult as I had expected.
Mindbending, for sure, but not hard to follow.
Well except for the fact that I've no idea if he was dreaming the whole time or not (I think he was).
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Pay attention to the kid's age when he had to leave them for a very long time
And the kid’s age when he sees them at the end. That’ll answer the question for you.
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My line of thinking was........
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
And it was very deliberate choice of ages for those kids too
(And no, for the non-spoiled incline, this gives away absolutely nothing, but something to pay attention to, I wouldn’t want to do that to you folks).
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Yeah, I was wondering about that.
[SPOILERS] because the way he sees the kids at the end is exactly the same way he sees them in his memory, and kids that young change quickly.
by whiteshoes40 on Jul 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It's all about the totem.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Highlight below for spoilers...
The kids’ clothes are identical. And they didn’t age. It has to be a dream.
There is significantly more to it than just that. but I dunno how to make text not appear.
Pam liked my old sig better.
I want to see it
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It'll still be in theaters after 8/6 right?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I will wait for the 3D version.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The recap is here.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
he wants to go into the T-shirt biz with AN
I vote for embroidered A’s Talk sock puppets.
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Didn't you just say earlier we are out of it? Not mathematically, but we are out?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I just want world peace, but t-shirts are nice too.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Who wore it before you?
That will tell me if it’s wrong or not.
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It does. It really, really does.
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Probably wrong
Was she wearing it at the time?
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Makes a difference.
Whether I’m there to watch sort of does too.
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No, love. Sorry.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
your Makers46 mellow?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm taking until 9:00 off.
Then back to work. AHHHHHHHHH!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, thank god.
I’m doing something nice for myself after 8/6
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
thinking Tahoe
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yowza girl
That’s all kinds of suck.
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Yah.
I mean, I’m working at home now, just got tons to do. I’m sure I’ll be sufficiently distracted by y’all that it’ll take twice as long as it should tho.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Heh
We try.
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You don't even really have to.
Just start talking about your inappropriate emails again, I’m all ears.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Heh
Yeah, that one. That one was pretty funny. Totally inappropriate and/or embarassing to share. But funny.
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Damn you. I want to know.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
send it all out of order and it won't seem so embarassing....we'll have to put it together ourselves.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
No.
Any order, same results.
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want
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah...
That’s not going to happen. Maybe another email about a different topic or more importantly removing a particular element of a particular topic. But, um… no. Heh. I’m gonna shut up now.
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freaking tease
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I think you should keep talking....
Pam – I’m thinking sleep deprivation, how about you??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I'm already sleep deprived.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
but if we get DMOAS to stay up until like 4 AM and talk it out of him......
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
There are very few reasons for which I would stay up until 4 AM.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Heh
You realize I spent over a 3 or 4 years back in high school averaging about 2 or 3 hours of sleep a night? Getting me sleep deprived just locks up the mental vault.
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OK....we'll find the method.....we just gotta keep thinking....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
OK....send pieces of it to different people....whole thing to none of us.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Yeah.
That won’t work either.
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Just ask for pics in exchange for the emails.
You’d probably get them with how desperate some people are to know what’s in them.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Told you I was smart.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Some updated batting lines:
Barton: .275 / .380 /.395
Cust: .299 / .408 / .503
Suzuki: .267 / .324 / .428
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Couple home runs and Barton is dead on my prediction at the beginning of the year.
Pam liked my old sig better.
heh, CT ripping on Ratto.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
love it
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Chickie!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
hi!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't eaten yet today and suddenly a chicken appears. Fate?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
What does pigeon taste like?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
so. not. funny.
bad English man, bad!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Next you're going to tell me you've never had cat too!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I know I'm being a drag but with what happened down the street it's tough
for me to laugh at this stuff.
I sent them a sympathy card I made with a photo of Jada, the pigeon he gave me. I wonder if it was forwarded to the sheriff’s dept. Seriously, they haven’t caught the fucks yet.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
How much man power are they putting towards catching that guy?
‘Cos honestly I’d imagine it’s pretty low down on their priorities.
On a slightly related note – how the hell do your cats and pigeons get along?!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I don't think it's so much low on their priorities as it is they can't/don't do a lot in general.
There are sometimes conflicts. The biggest problem is Rocky attacking the cats. It makes them mad sometimes.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
So the cats don't stalk the pigeons?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
They don't hunt them, sometimes they want to play with them. They understand the pigeons
are part of the family and therefore different from wild birds.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
and water guns help no matter who is starting trouble.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oh really? So it's just like when dogs and cats live together.
They eventually learn to live together. Interesting.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
That's pretty fucked up dude.
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ha. There was an ad on CSN for some talk show
with Ratto and Urban and some other guys. No way I’m ever watching that crap.
by whiteshoes40 on Jul 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
But Ratto is so edgy- he may not wear pants!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
And he wears a sweater!
A SWEATER!!!
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That makes me hot and itchy!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Yeah, that sounds about like Ratto.
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never ever ever
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ok so the link to the L.A. Raiders is tenuous at best in this 30 for 30 piece.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I am watching the Dodgers-Padres game on MLB Extra Innings. It’s a 1-1 game in the bottom of the sixth.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
I hatttttttttte those Michael Savage commercials SO much.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
someone told me that's not even his real name....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Real Name:
Michael Weiner
(you can’t make this stuff up!)
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Traitor!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
raise our gold IQ?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm mentally gold challenged.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm pretty much gold challenged in general.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I understand completely.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
This time he's selling commodities.
He’s so brilliant about politics, he’s just gotta be right about investing!
[/snark]
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Salty tugs!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
EN is on, sirbed! (don't use not being here as an excuse for not seeing this)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I miss AN.
I wish life didn’t suck. I wish I lived in California. I wish I had someone to watch games with, or I wish I at least still had EI.
Ok. How can we help make life suck less?
New laptop fund?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
No. I am in nursing school, and I just want to finish so I can really work.
And I want to win the lottery so I can travel around the world.
Well you could at least get MLB Audio.
I’ve been using it a lot and it rocks. And we miss you around here.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You made me laugh the most when I lurked.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
then it's a good thing!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
And I REALLY want to punch my BFF in the face.
She didn’t do anything, I guess. I just want to punch her.
do it anyway.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
She doesn't live around here.
But I’m meeting her in Chicago next week. I don’t WANNNA! Someone go to Lolla with me!
good things come to those who wait.....you will get your reward!!!!
about the lottery – I am with you!!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
what state are you stuck in?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I lived in OK
so I understand
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I've lived in Missouri. I live in Oklahoma.
Boy do I understand!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they have Midwest support groups in California?
Ones that serve cupcakes and has a never-ending fountain of Kool-Aid? Where everyone just sits around laughing at people who have “winter” and humidity?
ixnay on the Kool-Aid
we’d probably have some organic and artisan drink
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
it would be homemade with Norwegian sparkling mineral water
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
the whole state is one big group that laughs at those people
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It's always great when you show up.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Now EN's talkin' AN
That’s more like it!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
MUrbanCSN
If I host an MLB live chat — not online but in person, town-hall style — @ Public House, wolud any of you come?
1 minute ago via mobile web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
MIKEV RIBS!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
Tonite's Post-Game Beverage: Fernet Old-Fashioned
2 oz Fernet Branca
.5 oz Simple Syrup
1-2 dashes orange bitters
Build over rocks. Garnish with an orange twist.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
my friend has a good bartender story.
He used to work at Kingman’s on Grand Ave.
One night a fight broke out almost instantaneously, 20 huge dudes brawling.
My buddy being 5’3" does the sensible thing and sits down behind the bar.
In the ruckus he sees a hand reach into the well and grab a bottle, hoists, and takes 5-6 huge gulps.
The bottle was simple syrup.
OOOOOH.....comeuppance!! What goes around.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I do that all for you my friend
CT concurred in private last week that those were essentially the greatest pork ribs either of us have ever tasted.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
emperor<---------loves you
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
they really are that good
I couldn’t stop eating those ribs
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This is key.
We can armchair quarterback all we want about Geren and Billy’s moves, but many of the decisions are made with information that we don’t know about.
Like whatever it was that E-Pat showed Geren earlier in the season.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this is a bad sign......the committee is gonna drag it's feet some more.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Yep
It’s almost a license to do so. But if what was said about the SJ Mayor being a satisfactorially appeased, it may be good news coming soon.
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The thing I worry about it IF they wait til spring it just delays things that much more....where if they allowed the vote MLB would know which way the wind blows in SJ.
ON the other hand….if the voters decline then MLB is in a world of hurt if there is not another site. One person talking about it today said MLB would never pay for the vote and they interpreted it as the committee leaning toward a site in JLS. They do not want to show their hand. And I guess Selig recently said – territorial rights will be upheld! hmmmmmmmm
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Ahh, Jack London Square. In my dreams I suppose.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I just want them to stay.....at a new ballpark somewhere near here.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Yep
as long as they’re in the region, i’m good.
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you'll notice I'm saying this in a "safe place"!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
haha! I've got your back, very Berry.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You guys over the Raiders thing yet?
I’ve just watched something loosely linked to that. I don’t know how you deal with your team moving 300 miles away. It’s a little crazy.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I was not a fan....the county AND coli got screwed on that deal. Going and returning
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
veddy innaresting
It’s more up in the air than I think it comes across, with SJ being in a position where they feel to be the frontrunner and get the team they have to be super-aggressive and out-front with every move they make on it, from the parking garage for the Sharks (which takes care of the runoff when there’s baseball and hockey going on simultaneously) to the special election ballot measure and when it will actually get voted on. So their successes and failures in it as well as their failures are going to be more talked about and discussed and observable given their need for aggressiveness as a suitor.
Wild card in all of this is that the mayor of Oakland is a notorious back-roomer who almost never attempts publicity behind everything he does… this is shaped by his 27 years as Chairman of the House Armed Services Committee in the Congress of the United States, with his hands on the pursestrings of the largest military budget in human history and all the Nat’l Security implications that carries. So it’s a bit like Beane’s moves, you just never know what Dellums is up to because most of his power playing takes place out of the spotlight in classic backroom politician mode.
I’ve thought all along that he is in the game and hard at work on the whole issue with MLB in private, so I wouldn’t count Oakland out of the running until a shovel goes into the San Jose ground. Which is not to say that SJ still isn’t the frontrunner, because I think we’d all agree they are.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
it can look that way
but I have it on good sources, as someone who’s known about Dellums for 15 years dating back to stuff in Congress not relevant to the A’s situation, that he hasn’t, regardless of the appearances. In fact, RVD is kind of notorious politically for this type of approach, where he appears to be asleep at the wheel but is in fact deep in the game and playing to win.
Not to start more Oak-vs-SJ shit because I don’t wanna do that, I am starting to think that the committee reached a conclusion not favorable to Selig’s plans months ago and they just aren’t saying what the conclusion was. But I could be wrong because I have zero insider info on MLB internal machinations.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
What in your mind would be a conclusion not favorable to Selig's plans
That would still tie in Oakland like this but keep Selig from wanting to allow SJ to press forward?
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I have thought all along
that Selig’s priority, as a former owner with an owner’s mindset, is hooked on prospective season ticket holders, which he must feel (based on past performance) is more favorable down in SJ with all the corporate money and computer dollars to be potential season-box people.
I dunno what sort of relationship, if any, Selig has with Dellums, who as i said is notorious for the shush-mouth backroom approach anyway so he is ultra-inscrutable on things, which causes the press to be against him cuz they dig headline-generators with loose flappy lips like Jerry Brown who are always there to supply them with newspaper-selling headlines. Dellums is very much the opposite of this approach historically and IMO this has worked against him to this point although it is looking like he might have some pretty good coals in the fire for Oakland all along.
I think based on Selig’s earlier comments that “it was a mistake for the A’s to move to Oakland from KC” that he is all about that SJ money and that is the principal reason why he conscripted his frat pal Wolff to take over the team instead of a Reggie J ownership group which would’ve leaned towards Oakland. Bottom line (BOTTOM LINE!) is that in this economy it’s going to be harder to move the A’s to a place that has never had a baseball team and for which more transit options will have to be built to further connect SJ with up here…. add to that the Giants’ lawyers making trouble and threatening to get their sponsors (which are many) to sue MLB and the A’s and in all honesty and with all partisanship put aside I think we’re beginning to see a shift in favor of the A’s moving as close to where they are now as possible, which means a ballpark in Jack London Square.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm...
I guess that follows. I’m just not convinced Selig is lying about not wanting to play the territory card. I also don’t see the SJ mayor being all that appeased by hearing any of that nor the SJ promotion group. Seems more in line with it being suggested that SJ is the way to go and now Selig has to figure out how he’s going to go about making that happen internally knowing that the Giants are going to balk at it. If that’s the case, he may be secretly hoping that Oakland, given just a little more time, would be able to create something.
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if you ask me
This whole ballpark saga, no matter where the A’s end up, would make a way more interesting Hollywood film that the one currently in production, you know?
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely.
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maybe he's getting the owners lined up.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Yeah
That would make sense. He’s not happy with the outcome regardless of what it is. But it may take until the off season in November/December/January to actually deal with it internally (so as to not interrupt the season with in fighting and if it’s SJ, you know there will be plenty of it) and if they have the election in November and it passes, it could really wreck internal havoc before he’s laid his groundwork.
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No matter what we all think of him - I have heard he likes to be sure his owners are in line and on board.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Yep
he wants to control the vote and know the outcome before he brings it to the table.
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yup....does not want to lose control....
that’s why he got so mad at Reed.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
^I AGREE WITH THIS^
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it could have played out in an interesting way if they just went ahead....
would have LOVED to be a fly on the wall during THAT phone convo
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I think MLB is terrified of being sued by multiple sponsors of the Giants
The Giants themselves, if I have this right, can’t themselves sue due to the anti-trust exemption granted to MLB eons ago but their sponsors can and I’d bet Neukom is rallying them right now to do just that, which would mean a LOT of litigation on multiple fromts vs. some powerful corporations for MLB, which I think is scaring them and making Selig sorta throw up his hands at this point.
I could be wrong though and like all of us I just would die if the A’s ended up out of the Bay Area… so although I’d of course prefer JLS (I could walk there and it’d do wonders for the city of Oakland which I truly adore) SJ is by no means an unattractive option.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
how much is it gonna take?? and who would pay (fans?)
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
it remains to be seen
I don’t have all the answers but it has always seemed to me that in this utterly-tanked economy where only the super-rich are getting ahead and everyone else seems left behind that it is going to be super hard ANYWHERE to get any public money to build the stadium and the infrastructure and the new transportation models it wil take for MLB to really do this right and with the degree of excellence that this (awesome, integral) franchise deserves, so Jo I am being honest when I say I just don’t know.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not just this economy. The gap between the rich and the poor has been increasing for the last
30 years. sigh. I’ll shut my mouth now, lest I get email.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That I don't doubt at all
I don’t think they have a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t really make a difference. It’s still a huge, huge headache that’s going to take a lot of time and effort to deal with. But either way, it could conceivably put their anti-trust exemption to the test because SJ may very well sue MLB for not allowing them the chance at the team. And SJ has a much better case as a separate entity trying to get a team than sponsors who haven’t actually lost anything yet and may never lose anything.
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yeah
I mean it isn’t whether the lawsuits are valid, it’s the time and effort and expense of determining that that will bog the whole trip down in a mess of litigation and the resulting recrimination.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Since they're going to get lawsuits either way
They also have to balance which one’s they’re likely to lose, what those costs will be verses what will they’ll gain. It’s an ugly mess. The more I think about it, the more it makes sense it’s taken 16 months. If it was clear Oakland was the place, it really would have been an open and shut deal.
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OTOH, I am sure that they know that long term
SJ is likely to make more money. I mean, I would love Oakland, but the $500K commitment they have for suites is a joke. I bet the top sponsor at AT&T has that much for one box.
Anyway, I think when the vote is brought to the owners, the operative terms are going to be “where are the A’s going to make the most money so we don’t have to keep paying their poor asses?” I imagine no one has the stomach to continue to pay the A’s for the foreseeable future.
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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I don'tknow enough about the financials in MLB to know we affect other teams
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
it isn't just the A's
I mean, there are several teams that are sort of the beggars that get Luxury Tax welfare, but in the case of the Pirates or the O’’s those teams have stadiums already built, albeit they are perenially 2/3 empty for games.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
like DMOAS said above
I assume that this is exactly the scenario that they are trying to avoid: a stadium built somewhere that cannot support it. You have to honestly wonder about the future of the PIrates. The O’s will eventually not suck and people have gone out there in droves. But, the Pirates are in a hockey and football town. I don’t even think in 1992 they burned up attendance out there.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
neither do I
But I do know we are getting some healthy revenue-sharing checks from the richer teams. And I bet, given the choice of a) paying the Giants once for maybe 4 times that and b) contraction and lawsuits and a massive payout or c) new stadium in a new richer locale, that they’ll choose c)
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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
OK.....I can see that. It's a win win except for the giants who are a-skeered.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
That may be true
But there’s nothing about him that makes me think he’s a capable city manager. If I’m wrong, awesome. But whatever they do has to make sense for the A’s. It can’t be just a “well this works for the city and you could built it, so we’ve done our job”. That doesn’t mean paying for it, but it does mean more than here are some sites, now figure out how to make them work.
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he did a killer job with community policing
crime’s gone down since he took office in Oaland, a fact that gets overlooked too easily.. Unfortunately the budget shortfall and the concurrent layoff of all those cops may drive the numbers back up, but RVD has done a very good job with the police and crime issues, which are so difficult because of the decades of mythmaking around what Oakland is and so forth, it’s a notoriously tough nut to crack and his policies have done a lot to start cracking it.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
True, but it was also the first time I've seen him in a year or so- what does that say?
not a fan of Brown but you heard from him pretty regularly.
Dellums hardly ever responds to the press.
it's his way, he is notorious for appearing checked out and in a coma
It’s his style, that’s the fact based on 40 years of public policymaking.
Not saying this is appealing or great, but it is what it is.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't begrudge any local politician over the financing thing.
That one’s a toughy. Not saying I support what he’s doing in anyway to handle it. But the economy caught everyone off guard and it’s been a scramble to pick up the pieces and rebuild.
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indeed, this economy is a mess and you can't blame either municipality or politician specifically
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
T-t-t-t-tap!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone heeeeeeeeereeeeeeee?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
fu
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 28, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
believe it or not it's just cheese.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
hi cheesy teen person
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by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Taylor and Carter are both 0-for-3 tonight. Adrian Cardenas went 4-for-6 with two walks.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Er, that’s 2-for-4 with two walks. Horton went 4-for-6, not Cardenas.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Carter just walked to load the bases...
Taylor singles in 2 runs.
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
we need to go to a Sac game too soon
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
or an Outlaws game.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
1 1/2- 2 hours?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
would you come meet us if we went to a game?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I'd really, really want to, but.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I don't drive. Have trouble leaving my house. and poor. But I really wish I could.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That might work!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
that could work
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
boca chica wow wow
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You need to replace your heat sink is all.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Wow, that's one way to shoot down Bloom!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
one of many!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
he won't like that
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
he's not here, and what are the chances he'll show up? OH.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Bloom? If he has access to a car quite high.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
He has a car.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Then attijah should be very afraid.
Or excited.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I am both!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Definitely be both.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Hiram Bocachica?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
boca burgers!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
ISN'T THAT THE TEAM ERI IS ON.
swoooooooon
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It is. She is near me. Maybe Cheeseman will visit too?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I can't I'm still busy getting everything setup down here.
I wanna see Eri though. :(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
She's kinda cute.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
KINDA??!?!
[explode]
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok that thread deleting was kinda creepy
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
What, the fact that Ms Lurker herself got the last comment,
or that it just disappeared without any warning?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
the second part
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
she should speak up more.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I seriously shut my eyes and did a Shift+A and went all the way down to the bottom.
Though I did catch some non-“Inception” discussion upthread.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, we started talking about other crap about halfway through.
And DMOAS’s inappropriate email, which he STILL REFUSED TO DIVULGE.
I saw.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
If ZF takes her shirt off
I’d consider it.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
I don't doubt that at all.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Um...
it’s not “NSFAN” because it would be inappropriate for AN. Worse has probably been said on AN tonight. Okay, maybe not tonight, but worse has been said.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
I'm not Rappaport.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
This is true
You’re better? How about I reclassify it as “NSFZF”?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
No, but I'm not gonna give you a strike or something.
Not suitable for me? Wow. It must be really bad!
Bad? Not exactly per se
But I think I’d better plead the 5th here.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Pleading the 5th.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Pleading the 5th!!
NANANANANANANA
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Interrogate the other end of the conversation
I’m pleading the 5th.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
It kind of was...
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
It's still in my sent folder if you really must read it.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
it just went poof
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Sometimes I feel like we should delete CT threads afterwards.
Not exactly great baseball talk that needs to be alive forever and forever.
Srsly.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
dunno about that
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
the second one
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
but we wouldn't get famous from google searches then.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
dan's away now as he furiously hunts down every CT post he's made and deletes it.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
these are the best threads
they should be up forever
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
these threads should NOT be deleted
so much material for good ol’ fashioned American blackmail here, can’t lose ’em, no way.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Who deleted a thread.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I see.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, no, it's deleted?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I mean maybe someone took pix of it.
what was it about?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
She's not super cute.
Having said that I’ve never seen her in motion. I have a habit of falling in love with mannerisms.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Opinion. ;)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
awww, but I'm glad you're doing well in SLO. (that is San Luis Obispo, right?)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Aw, thanks. :D
I’d love to go, though.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to get to another one before I go back too.
I was looking for a back to back ports – sac game….their schedules do not mesh!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
damn them!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
they are i town this weekend then on a roadie
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
JaneMLB
Geren said Cahill has turned into the staff’s ace, and the Rangers’ Elvis Andrus even compared him to Mike Mussina tonight. #Athletics
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Damn.
Anderson and Cahill have succeeded beyond anybody’s lofty expectations. Remember two years ago, when everybody was talking about the three teams who had two ace-upside SP prospects?
SFG: Bumgarner and Alderson
TEX: Feliz and Holland
OAK: Anderson and Cahill
Bumgarner is now SF’s fifth starter and Alderson is in Pittsburgh, in exchange for Freddy Sanchez. Feliz is only a closer. Holland is in AAA.
Yeah I put up a poll on Sickles site
for Anderson/Cahill vs Bumb/Alderson. I think the SF guy won a close vote.
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
Also Alderson is getting lit up all year.
19 game 6.24 ERA… Was just demoted.
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
That makes the Sanchez trade look great.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah he did.
He was 94-95. Now he like 89-92.
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
Yeah.
FanGraphs has his average FB at 89.9 since joining the Giants last year.
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
I didn't know he used to be at 94-95.
Thought he was previously at 92-93, which would have been bad enough.
Well depends on who you talk to.
Over on Sickle’s site its a big argument.
"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein
Really? If they said 'here have him for free', you'd turn them down?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Nah I always hoped they'd be this good.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I hope Chris Carter is Adam Dunn and Michael Taylor is Jayson Werth.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Just for you guys
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman
http://thefrogman.me/post/273628690/famous-movie-quotes-as-if-written-by-a-proper
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
Second place, b*tches.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
oakclubhouse
Midland OF Shane Petersen (acquired in the Matt Holliday trade) has a .338/.446/.468 line in July after a rough first 3 months of the year.
5 minutes ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
An 80 year old fan. You go girl!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Love this lady!
In 30 years, I will be her. Oh, god.
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
And her lady friends go to the games too. So cool. Hey, that means we'll be cool when we're in our 80's and still following the A's.
So we got that going for us.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Could you make a Post-Game show out of tweets?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I’m eating pizza and watching a teenage soap opera right now, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Debatable.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Don't worry, everyone else loves you.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Do it anyway.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
just talk about your ribs
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Rotoworld_BB
R. Oswalt -S -HOU: Report: Phils have deal in place for Oswalt http://tinyurl.com/cqptuj
2 minutes ago via API
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
my question......why get rid of Lee when you are just gonna go get some other pitchers the next year?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
They had to deal Lee in order to get Halladay
because Lee wasn’t willing to work a long term deal, and Halladay was.
Pam liked my old sig better.
No, Lee's the younger one
Halladay’s in his early 30s.
""Imagine if you go there to see Miss Universe and you end up having Miss Iowa..." - Miguel Batista
I think 32
""Imagine if you go there to see Miss Universe and you end up having Miss Iowa..." - Miguel Batista
So what the fux goin on now/
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
So, yeah, East Coaster here
What exactly is the CT show?
""Imagine if you go there to see Miss Universe and you end up having Miss Iowa..." - Miguel Batista
It's still loading on me.
""Imagine if you go there to see Miss Universe and you end up having Miss Iowa..." - Miguel Batista
hey guys
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
hey, I'm not the narc
iglew is
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Cuppy!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yous
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
you lookin at me?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
of course, you sexy sexy man
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
you have good taste
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Shoot, I could make a drunk CT call too.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
But I'm not drunk.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
ooh, good point.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I so wanna hear that
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
me too
more because I wanna hear what attijah sounds like
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I sound like Louis Armstrong.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
can you sing us something on the show?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I said hello Dolly,
so take her wrap fellas, find her an empty lap, fellas
Dolly’ll never go away again.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
love that song
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
There goes Mack the Knife!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
all you need to do is come to a tailgate :P
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
he was at one of them
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
not the ones I was at
so it doesn’t count
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
what
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
oh.
I’m so used to you yelling at me.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
OldhamA, be quiet.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
True. He's in love with Shoes.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I think I missed that tryst
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, he tries every night and she always shoots him down.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
just don't tell him that I drink beer out of a pint glass
by whiteshoes40 on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That's disgusting!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
And she's TALL!
Ew!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Gabe Gross was on the Cardinals?
Now you’ve got me all confused.
by whiteshoes40 on Jul 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s played for Toronto, Tampa Bay and Milwaukee.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You really are savant-like.
No, interwebs
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I’m just trying to impress Shoes.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to talk about Rich Harden, Huston Street and uniform fashion.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Also, grammar and punctuation.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Nah, I don't give a crap about Rich Harden and Huston Street.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
How dare you! They are both very handsome.
(Am I doing this right?)
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that mean I have to call you “Dannycakes” now?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You walk right into this.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Muhahaha!!!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
It wouldn't hurt.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
I don’t feel comfortable with that.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll get comfortable quick
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
so grammar pushed this to the right? That's sad.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Well, as you may have noticed, I have this grammar and punctuation thing down pat.
So, I am looking forward to the yellow tops next year. As of our current tops, I like the gray ones the best.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops. I meant white, of course.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
we remain divided.
gray is best.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Grey.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I'm fine with either.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
This is an english language site! oh.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
white > green > gray.
And no, there is no fourth color.
by whiteshoes40 on Jul 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
no gold?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
There's technically only two colours.
White and black are shades.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
you're not helping your case
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
What cause is that?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I know, right?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
next year!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I am quite certain that if we do in fact have gold alts next year,
we will be headed to the playoffs. For sure.
by whiteshoes40 on Jul 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Gold alts = World Series
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Doesn't hurt to mention your excitement
about the possibility that no Black Unis next year that could get replaced by Yellow Unis.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Huston's tummy hurts, poor guy.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
really? I read "bruised abdomen".
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He got Beltre'd
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
you poor men.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You don't pass out three times if you're hit in the stomach.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
this
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I didn’t know he started with Toronto.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how you two have skillfully turned this thread back on me.
You make a good team.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
high five!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
20 starts
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to get paid like that or only working 20 days!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Did you guys hear Cahill on MLB Tonight?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Plesac and other guys were just talking with him
They asked him if he had a go-to pitch and he just said he wants to get groundballs with the sinker.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow the OJ Simpson 30 for 30 was at least 30 times better than the L.A. Raiders one.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Who’s watching MLB Network?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
It’s just highlights.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
really, no one
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I apologize.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I am
My TV is probably tuned to it 40% of the time I am home
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, that sucks.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
me either.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Joe Saunders makes his MLB debut tomorrow! The Arizona font office is stoked, I bet.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
It's coming to be a real Comic Sans
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok...night all.
Not getting nearly enough done so gots to wake up early. Don’t get too crazy up in here.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Quitter.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Backslider
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I am confused.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Ask attijah
She might get it.
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Toadies.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Excellent!
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They are indeed.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
but I hardly got to talk to ya. Good night!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Good luck!
And have a good night!
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The A’s have the best AL record since the break.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
He was hit during practice.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Er, that should be during BATTING practice.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn’t hang around in the CT threads.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I innocently assumed you were talking baseball. Which is inappropriate here funnily.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I don't get it.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Because he's not on the A 's now and gets to see real doctors?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Then I'm sure he'll feel comfortable with his balls in your hands.
I did not just say that.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
This thread doesn't get deleted.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Dammit.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Imma gonna google me right now!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
whoa
I shouldn’t go off and talk to friends. I miss so much!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahem
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yes?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi.
I’ve brought a Bloom with me.
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Hi.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
How was it?
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It was good.
It was a birthday meeting. They start with the people that have the most time and work their way back. This is/was a popular meeting. I didn’t even get to speak until I had like eight years or some crazy shit.
There were actually still four people that had more time than me. Dennis had 34, Jay had 22 and some dude I don’t know had 24. I guess that’s only three…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I got a chip and everything.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
nice!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
So um...
ZF may be asking you about that email last night…
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what did you tell her, Matt?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Read my email
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Those emails?
He was just telling me that you were asking about some emails from a while back…I didn’t quite understand what DMOAS was talking about.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
{she's right}
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{wait, me or you?}
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
{she probably means me, but you too}
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{yet she loves either me or Mikev, she wouldn't say}
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[it's you]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
[see?]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
{YAY!!!}
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{Does a dance}
{realizes he shouldn’t.}
{keeps doing the dance}
{hurts back.}
{keeps dancing}
Um, little help here buddy. Stop me please.
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I'm glad you found a good one. My friend says some of them get on power trips.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
They can. There's a ton of meetings, though.
It’s easy to find some that fit.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I guess I'll give you that edge on city living. That and having the A's of course.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
See you later this weekend.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
My armpit just started sweating.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
good.
I have that reaction on people.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
at least you are used to the smell then.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I...kinda like it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you stick your fingers in armpits and then sniff them?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[sometimes]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
guess we gotta start calling you
bobo
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I might have to start calling you lunch, chicken.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
or Katherine Mary Gallegher.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
'ello gov'ner
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
hi.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
This thread will be deleted at midnight, so hurry up.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
very bad for moi. I'll never get to run for president now.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I just googled myself
and there is more then one chickenstanley! One is even on facebook!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
you're famous.
Someone’s trying to steal your identity.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna go kill them
brb
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a mean mutherbrucker
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No one messes with
Da Chicken
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
nice.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That's... probably not as fun as it might sound.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
True story.
I saw the largest pair of NUTS ever. They were HUGE and swollen and looked like they were going to pop at any second. And right next to them, I swear, was the small penis. I had a bigger penis than this guy.
It's okay buddy
It’s okay.
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an ex of mine dated a guy that had
swollen testicles. he was a truck driver and had some condition that made them grow HUGE. she sent me the pic. It was …scary
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
one of my buddies in high school had epididymitis
That was…. not fun for him. Similar swelling.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe that is what he had
that looks right
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
that sounds... painful
in more ways than one
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure you and the other nurses have fun swapping NUTty stories
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
...
did they eat it?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
titty cheese
I don’t think they sell that at Whole Foods
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
sure they do.
But you gotta ask special.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
they can't charge a high enough price for it
thats the only reason they don’t carry it
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll have to check Bristol then
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Some times guys need a snack
And it’s an encouraging place to place it.
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good call.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the PB+J test for boob sag.
If you can wedge a regular-sized PB+J under there and forget about it, that’s too much sag.
Or just enough.
Sag isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
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handy for storage.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
More bounce
More lots of fun things.
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one under each boob, then one in between?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Three under one boob
You hid the booze under the other
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I wanna meet you
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I may have already...
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okay
how long is this thing?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure if that says more about your size
or the PB&J boob girl’s (I assumed a girl)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
and this is why I secretly laugh when guys brag about having big balls.
not really.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
they are.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I was watching something yesterday that referenced balls slapping back on the buttocks...
Oh right, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I’m new to this show.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Are you a nut master now?
Like one quick cursory look and you can guess all of the important information?
Are they like a box of chocolates?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
my cousin!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Check out some defensive plays from the River Cats game tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions
evening, everybody!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
hey late bloomer
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello Bloomie!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
hi Bootsy
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
ah, the name's Bootsy, baby!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
email? What email?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
me too, what?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You're better at this
If this wasn’t something but a mistaken inquisition.
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Kurt Suzuki leads all catchers in web gems on Baseball Tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions
Believe it or not, Derek Jeter doesn’t lead all shortstops in that category. Can you guess which one does? Unfortunately, it’s not Cliff Pennington.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You are the best, RRS.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Thanks, I try.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed you, Don. Oh, and I have my Dr Pepper now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
why grumpy Uncle?
The A’s won!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You had to ask.
Because I have been working on this same fucking story for a week while you fuckers play around in here. It’s bullshit.
Ah, fuck it, I love you guys.
I'm here to talk about the past.
what story ya workin' on, Doc?
[munches on carrot]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Theo Ratliff?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know that guy.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You will in about 2 hours. If you're still up.
Or maybe I should wait until real morning.
I'm here to talk about the past.
what?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Can he play the outfield
and hit for power?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOO, Him!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
sry...I forgot!
I bet it’s going to soooo fucking cool!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this the good don?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
hi, don!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
hi yon!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you feel about your team's new receiver?
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
shit, they sign him?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You're a Browns fan?
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Bengals.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
err Bengals Fan?
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Yes
Shit… they have Antonio Bryant too?
Marvin Lewis knows you only get one QB, one ball per play, right?
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
might be fun, though....
I love TO’s game. TO can play.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
If nothing else... it'll be entertaining
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
If Owens behaves like he did with Buffalo, the Bengals have three pretty damn good wide receivers. If everyone can shut up and play football or at least not get angry when they only catch two passes in a game, they’ll be fine.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t imagine Bryant being a problem. Heck, with his knee, he may only play five games. I think Ochocinco will be fine because he wants to win. Owens is definitely the guy to watch out for. Again, if he behaves like he showed he could in Buffalo, this experiment should work out well. Are they better than the Ravens? No, but they should be battling for the fifth or sixth seed in the AFC with the Patriots, Dolphins and Texans. I think it’ll be those four teams fighting for two spots.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
If Duke and Sheets can stay healthy...
ducks
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
they should be okay.
Carson’s dealt stunningly with Ocho, though Ocho seems genuinely more kind than TO…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to admit
Football talk makes my nipples hard. Kinda like when ZF calls me Donald.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Do you watch college football as well?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s Ohio State against Miami (Fla.) on the first Saturday of the season. That means Terrelle Pryor leads his Buckeyes against Jacory Harris and his Hurricanes. They’re both Heisman candidates and two of my favorite quarterbacks in college football. Pryor may even go in the top five in April.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, right? Pryor owned Oregon in the Rose Bowl.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if the Raiders have a top five pick.
He’s a mediocre QB.
Sadly Harris has a noodle arm otherwise he’d have a shot at being a good NFL QB.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Pryor could be a top five pick. He’s going to be a junior this year. I think he has the potential to be more than just a great runner. He did pretty damn good in the Rose Bowl. A performance like that is what I expect out of him this season.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah. He's got the physical tools, but he doesn't get it mentally.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
We’ll see this season.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it bad that I'm kind of rooting against him
because of the recruiting decision drama? I’m tired of that becoming bigger and bigger every year. Pick a school. Put on a damn hat. Move on.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
I think TO is OK on one year deals...
Anything else is just asking for trouble.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
For $2 million, it’s a gamble worth taking.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
they got him for $2 mill?! Bargain!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I want that life.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
why do you always say that?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
oh. well, you know, you can do it, too...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Beep
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 28, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, forgot to tell you the news!
I move in about a month and you fuckers are helping me!
I'm here to talk about the past.
Yay! We're helping!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were living in Chicken's garage with me?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You're dead to me, bitch.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
sure. i have way too much square feet for one person. ditto for furniture.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Count me in for moving help
AN: We is all growed up now.
by OptimistPrime on Jul 28, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions