Open Thread: Game 100 (Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers) (2)
We head to the top of the 4th in Arlington with Lewis and Cahill matching 0's so far.
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Hi Uncles!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
How are you?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m okay.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish it was Sunday.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
on purpose!?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
So anything special for hte 100th episode of Oakland A's baseball?
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They’ll be talking about how the show helped launch their careers, changed their lives, and reshaped the landscape of television sitcoms.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm expecting Devine to get a spinoff
It will be called, Joey.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
this ain't her first rodeo
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
hello
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
Or...or....
Make Bob Geren an umpire and make C.B. Bucknor the manager of the A’s.
It’s crazy enough to work.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 28, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
must score
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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What kind of a question was that, Tim?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously
Dude sounds like an idiot. Sounds like a little kid thinking that they are robots or something.
Cliff Pennington went to Texas A&M so I am sure he loves himself some Aggies football.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
yay coco!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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thank you Derrek Lee for nixing slegnA deal
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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He's my new hero!
"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau
by King Richard on Jul 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
KK just said Lee is a 10-and-5 guy
meaning he can approve any trades. didn’t want to go to slegnA
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
So, uh, looks like CB Bucknor really is the worst ump in the game
BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.
Update?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Who hasn't?
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No one.
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[rasises hand]
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
(I think he just needs to go the bathroom)
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me mambo dogface to the banana patch?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Coco steals a base
Strike 2 to Barton
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Barton walks
rendering Coco’s steal a useless padding of stats.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Powers of the wind
Real home field advantage there.
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hi
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
?
When?
"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau
by King Richard on Jul 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess Cust should be batting third.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
I could see Ochocinco and Owens doing that this season. That was incredible.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
that's pretty awesome~
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
nice swing
jesus, hold up a little zooks
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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Suzuki with a very disappointing K
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
good call
go Coco!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Cust
Can you paint with all the Colors of the Wind?
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i am so tired i am lying in bed with game on but starting to fall asleep, make some noise to keep me awake
If I came over, we would be making a lot of noise.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
the kid has talent
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
So far he's stricking out.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
his perseverance will eventually pay huge dividends
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
With OAH? I doubt it.
With girls in general, perhaps.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
what are you wearing?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
What does that even mean.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
imagine the sultry-humid texas heat enveloping you into a languid torpor....the eyes get heavy....
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho.
Cmon Cust
91 mph heater right down the middle
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14 baters faced only 5 first pitch strikes according to Vince.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck me
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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If one of the AN ladies said this it'd get a lot of replies.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Meh. We just suck.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Colby Lewis
Opponents hitting only .190 with runners on base. The 2nd lowest batting average in the AL. Time for Kouz to break the trend.
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#Royals have agreed to trade Scott Podsednik to the #Dodgers for 2 minor leaguers. More to come on ESPN.com #trades
half a minute ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
why do we care?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re dying to know the minor league players involved.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I am.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Which one is that again>
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The outfielder?
Cos there’s another guy that plays catcher with a similar name isn’t there? (I can’t be bothered googling)
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Does the mean we can trade Blanton for
De Jesus & Kemp?
"Get heavy!" - Kotsay
by OaklandInvader on Jul 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Second pitch not a strike.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
My electrician made a sex joke! He also told my friend to be nicer to me so I'd be more willing to let him hang out.
The Dutch are odd.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He wasn't Amish?
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He's from Holland.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Never trust the Dutch.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
So the electrician is coming onto you?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
hey, free electric. Not a bad deal.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing's free in this world, Bloom. You know that.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
He said his hourly rate was $68, but it should be 69, and practically did the elbow jab and wink, wink afterwards. He's nice though.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
sounds like a real keeper
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
sirbed is a Jayhawker
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
An academic, then.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
boo
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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so far so good
Lewis matching him though
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, except for us just blowing a two-on, no-out opportunity it's going fine
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Jul 28, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
With two very sexy strickouts.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
You're not watching a Cahill game?!
Who are you and what have you done with dan?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
our lineup is frustrating
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
Bingo. So many mediocre hitters.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Don't give up even one run Trevor
it will have a good chance of being the losing one if you do.
eff this
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Colby Lewis is at 63 pitches.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
And why hasn't that come back to bite them yet?
Damn you Baseball Gods!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
It has.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
When?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Hunter, Harrison, Harden, Holland, and Nippert have all spent time on the DL.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
but they burned through the bullpen with the extra inning game last night
oh wait
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
I’ll take a Dr Pepper.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take some Twizzlers candy
It makes me ha-ha-happy
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Red Vines > Twizzlers
"Get heavy!" - Kotsay
by OaklandInvader on Jul 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
this
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to eat one right now.
I really need dinner.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
me too....
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
We have an emergency tub of Red Vines here at work!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Do you have to break the glass to get them?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
No I just have to go over to production.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It's actually really helping.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It ain't gonna be pretty.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
dragonfruit vitamin water
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 28, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Sophisticated.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
an aristocrat
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well Cust is having issues with the strikezone (or lack thereof).
Zooks is a #7 hitter………and so is Kouz. It is what it is.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
send em up at the same time and fight it out for pitches
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
Anyone think Cust will show up in this series or do something other than K
Chris Carter is the next Hank Aaron right?
by streetisclosedin08 on Jul 28, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
Cust isn't allowed the leeway given to....just about every other player.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not true. We pretty much hate our entire batting lineup.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
may just devour the refrigerator choc chip cookies I made the other day
take the macbook to bed – switch to audio and doze off with a sugar crash.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho.
are you me?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hey, nice play Watson!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
almost overran the ball out there
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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Cahill has gone to a three-ball count on Young both times.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
He usually has the opposite effect.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He makes me wish I were deaf
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Of Jeannie?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
lives on her/his back
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I live in Mexico
we’re in the golden age of drug dealers
by RememberDurazo on Jul 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
When was the iron age of drug dealers?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
When it happened only at the border of the country
Now they’re everywhere
by RememberDurazo on Jul 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't it be the stone age of drug dealers?
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I was gonna go with Bronze age, but nobody cares about third place.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
not any more!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Arizona is trying to compete
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Why so blue, Panda bears?
We’ve won 7 of our last 10. I’d hate to see what we all look like during a 5 game losing streak
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
We’re 8.5 games back and it could be 9.5 games after tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
We're not that blue.
Just this game has another feeling of inevitability about it. You just look at their lineup and sigh.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
At least it’s the only guy Cahill has walked.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
VLAD AGAIN?
Seriously EFF this.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
'Vladdy'. I hate that nickname.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I doubt it. Probably a Bentley.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Dammit
Cmon Trevor, don’t let things get out of hand here
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First to third. Gah.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It looked like Crisp was really playing back.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably 'cos the guy can hit it a really long way.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Probably.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
ruh-roh
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
No. 'Cos it's not first place.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
and were gonna beat the
WHOOP-ee out of YOU
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I HATE that.
Like you’ll be watching I dunno, Appalachian St vs Florida International and you’ll still see fans in the stands going “We’re #1!!!”
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
YEA!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
If you ain't first
You’re last
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Facts for life.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Will we stay in 2nd if we lose?
Not feeling optimism tonight, obv.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
how is the fever?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew it wouldn't last.
Question: How did you manage to find optimism when facing Cliff Lee, but not against Colby Lewis with Cahill on the mound?
Fever?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That’s awesome, Trevor.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
sit down bitch!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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There was a drive-by at the Pollo Loco
5 blocks from my house when I used to live in L.A., coincidence? I think not!
"Get heavy!" - Kotsay
Boom, sit down Nelson.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Cahill is at 55 pitches.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
More so than the one to Watson, so he'd better call that shit.
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I thought you were sleeping.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Glen Kuiper somehow woke her up.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Glen's a dingo?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
What a good little dingo.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
A dingo stole mine.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Beatles. bah.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
those damn Brits!
can’t trust a one of them
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Cahill is looking pretty dominant tonight
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagged! Politics!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No more than we could have done with Smoak.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
He'll be the people's Choice
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Jul 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
We are all super incredibly excited
Actually, not really….can we score some damn runs already??!!!!
by Billy Frijoles on Jul 28, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Jim Joyce Named Best Umpire, CB Bucknor Worst in ESPN The Magazine "Baseball Confidential" Players Poll
CB Bucknor, who has been on the job for 15 years, was voted the worst umpire, appearing on 37% of the surveys, edging Joe West, at 35%. When asked who had the “quickest hook” throwing players and managers out of games, West was the choice, named by 35% of the players. Rob Drake was second with 12%.
Speaking of Bucknor, one AL player characterized him as, "A terrible umpire. And he’s not very nice out there when he’s making bad calls, either."
Who are the Three Worst Umpires in Baseball?
Overall:
1. CB Bucknor (37%)
2. Joe West (35%)
3. Angel Hernandez (22%)
AL players:
1. CB Bucknor (42%)
2. Joe West (40%)
3. Angel Hernandez (22%)
NL players
1. CB Bucknor (32%)
2. Joe West (30%)
3. Angel Hernandez (22%)
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Fuck it. Start Davis everyday.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Thomas. I wanna have him as a designated pinch runner.
The catchers wouldn’t block the plate on him.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Al Davis is dead
He’s like Fidel Castrom they’re hiding his death
There’s no way he made the Raiders decisions on this off-season
by RememberDurazo on Jul 28, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Domonic Brown is 3-for-4 with a double and a pair of RBI in his MLB debut.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
Is he another 'superstar' prospect?
There seems to be quite a few of those guys being called up this year.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Yeah, he was ranked 15th coming into 2010 by Baseball America. He tore up Double-A and Triple-A in just 93 games between those two levels.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
What about that ridiculously tall bloke in Florida?
(my google is broken)
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Mike Stanton. But I see he's cooled off some.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I lied, though. He’s only 2-for-3 and not 3-for-4.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Werthless.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
thank god for raj
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
He looks locked in recently.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Raj my boy!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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its ok
they both hate you anyhow
Zooey Deschanel!
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Rajai
The 5th Oakland player with at least two 30-steal seasons.
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YEAH RAJ
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
HECK of a chance here.
LET'S GO OAK-LAND!
by Lucca Orlandini on Jul 28, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
I'm getting really pissed off at the lucky breaks the Rangers are getting this series.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
How so? He had that base stolen.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RILSABIUW;ABEF;UARWSGNV;AEMROIGEM’GHUER;MGJVDLK’SMKVLDNJLKNV
boy this team sucks.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
how dare they scorch liners at the defenders!
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Howdy, Y'all!
What’ve I missed so far?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Scott Podsednik was traded.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Colleti and Sabean competing against each other for Scott Podsednik....sounds about right.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 28, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
No extra base hit in 26 innings? Fuck me.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
That might be the World's Worst Pick-Up Line!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously you haven't heard too many pickup lines...
"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau
by King Richard on Jul 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
but in his dreamy accent it works!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Its northern. It's not dreamy.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Can't it be both?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be thre in 10
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
I'm going to have another Bloomie...I may be starting a drinking problem....(throws drink in his face)
what is a Bloomie?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I thought it would be more tawdry.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
but you do laundry
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
in ARKANSAS
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lots of great golf courses
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha
Brian Wilson fined $1000 for orange shoes, has colored it 50% black with Sharpie.
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He just wasn't made for these times!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hold on to your Ego
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
The ones he wore in teh All-Star game?
He should have been kicked out of the league for those.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
He won't be laughing when it happens to us next inning.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 28, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahaha, not a strike
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Morally, yes.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
what's going on over there?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Cahill is the dealinest dealer that ever dealed
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Nice recovery!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Don't do that again, Cliff.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
everyone is forced to swing at bad pitches
Except Vlad, who somehow got 2 walks. Way to go CB.
by Billy Frijoles on Jul 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounded pretty Penny.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I wonder if he could be a closer?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's dinner time, see you guys later.
You’re all in charge for the win or loss.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Lay off the cheese
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
New Thread Open!
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2010/7/28/1593581/open-thread-game-100-oakland
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
It seems like with 2 strikes especially
Bucknor calls anything just so he can do his little over emphatic K call
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Zooooooooooooooks!
will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody
come to the new thread
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 28, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

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