Open Thread: Game 99 (Thread 2)
by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 5:48 PM PDT
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PrintWhy, hello there, Bad Gio. Thankfully, Texas hasn't been able to capitalize much. Yet. Rangers lead 1-0 going into the 3rd.
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Kid, I like your style
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Clap Clap ClapClapClap
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
roomy.
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sounds sweaty.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzm
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crummy.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
Burning through threads fast
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
i'm working
kinda
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Kinda.
I’m waiting on other people for stuff.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm sorry!
I told you I got backed up by that 2pm budget meeting!
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
it's all my fault.
Still, I blame Chicken.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
who blames sirbed
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I like him though.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I like sirbed
but that chicken feller, I dunno about
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
he's a stalker.
He did that to me, too.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
sirbed is funky cold medina
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
he's really kind of a jerk.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw foul
crying out loud!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
I need another turkey sammich
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
LET'S GO HAPPY NARWAL
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
what she said!
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
come on ELLIE
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Hey AN I'm at the game
From where I’m sitting seems like gio getting squeezed
by buckfan6 on Jul 27, 2010 5:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Where are you sitting?
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
behind the LF wall
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet
Bring the luck!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I do hope you're giving the A's hitters advice.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
he probably is.
Chuck an empty beer bottle at the back of the ump’s head. Can’t hurt. Might help.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
this umps calls are - interesting....and seem to be a tad inconsistent.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
in other words
a typical game for them
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounded like stampeding hooves, but it wasn't
Next pitch?
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
pushed his luck
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woo....we got a good call there
no clue where that missed
Old "Moneyball" Adage
Get into a team’s bullpen the first game of a series and you handicap them for the rest of the series. If Gio doesn’t settle down tonight, it’s going to be a long three days.
Ellis needs to battle for a 15-pitch walk.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
Way to lay off the meatball, Mark.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
A HIT!
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Ha, there goes your perfect game!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
woooo Crazy Legs!
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
Carson looks strange to me
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
In what way.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
like Rajai gave him a bad haircut
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Feed is way behind again.
Oh, yay! A hit.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Since he walks 1 every 10 years
It might pay to swing early and often.
Go Rajai, Steal 2nd, 3rd and home.
GO RAJ GO
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Wow this strike zone is wiiiiiide.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
That’s so weird, it looked small when the Rangers were up.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Day off for Penny?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'll give you two nickels for that dime
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
eat a dime
if you shit out nickels than we have a problem
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
minutemen.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
it would appear as if the umps have heard of this Cliff Lee.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing Molina is catching
Only he can catch Cy Young award winners.
/Giants management’d
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Why aren't they running Raj?
You need to do something to break the rhythm
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
His leg still a bit sore?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Well, they didn't want him to be in scoring position if Coco got a hit.
Obviously.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
good point
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
2 HITS!
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He's injured remember
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Really wish Raj had been at second there
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OKAY BARTON
DON’T BUNT!
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Damn. If only Raj was on 2nd
Keep it goin’ A’s
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
he's moody. It's the weight.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He just wants the post-game spread
"Swingles is Day to Day: IE: He’s being turned into a zombie, but they don’t want the world to know for another 5 days (retroactive)" ~Zonis
KenKo: "halcyon days"
sweet
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
he's so good
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That was Bill King-ish
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
how about a large hadron collider?
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Finally good contact
and crap
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dammit
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
FRICK
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
bummer.
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65 here
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
nice,
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
San Diego
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
and an overrated zoo
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
were you drunk?
You were seven, so it’s possible.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
San Luis Obispo
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
81 and sunny here.
Blech
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
52 here (I even put it into that silly F you Americans insist on using).
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
thanks for the extra effort....we are not metric savvy
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
nope. Not at all.
[smiles, realizes life is good]
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Which really isn't bad considering the A's haven't done much yet.
www.zekeishungry.com
by thejd44 on Jul 27, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Evening all
I suppose the platinum blond behind home plate in the stands has been commented on, I’ve been in the kitchen.
hullo!
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
no, no she has not.
What’s she look like?
Oh, and hi!
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah. Gotcha. I'm surprised Gio and Cliff haven't been blinded by the glare.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I only radio. sad panda.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
you should have come over here
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
................
…………
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
exactly.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
bye Paradox!
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
...
heh
that could explain why he may have trouble… focusing
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by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
too many of those in Texas for me to comment
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Big boobs, kinda chunky, blonde Texan girl?
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
fake boobs
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm. No, thanks.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
fake boobs are as common in Texas as a high school diploma
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I think they come with the diploma
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by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm.....o it's part of the graduation process in Texas?
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
people in Texas spend lots of money on appearance
it’s a Southern thing
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
"Southern" thing?
I’d like to see some evidence on that.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I've been going there for years
and attracting a man is like getting a college degree. It’s the way you build a good future.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I've lived here for 25
And there are certainly people to whom that would apply. But those people also live in Washington, California, Maine or anywhere else. Let’s not paint the whole South without some numbers to back it up.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Where would I get those numbers?
LOL
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I would say Texas and the South are two different things.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No the other way around.
Getting the boobs helps you get the grades, which are required for a diploma.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
You ungrateful little twerps.
Nitpicking about the fakeness of her boobs or the orangeness of her tan.
She’s a woman in a visible location and by prettying herself up as best she can she has done her small part to make the universe a better place. God bless her for it, I say.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
trust me
we’d hit it
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I would not.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
play along
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
nope.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, fair enough.
But will you concede that even if you wouldn’t have sex with her, the picture is still nicer with her there than it would be without her?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Ha I love your little crusades.
Granted I’m one of the worst offenders, but it’s good to know one of us is holding down the fort.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Depends how you define 'kinda chunky'.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The girls to right of the right handed hitters are quite nice.
The hitter has to take two or three steps back from the batter’s box in order for htem to be in shot though.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I bet they drink beer though.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Drinking beer is fine.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Not in a pint glass. Jeez, dannycakes, pay attention.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
DAMN.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Does Geren realize that in a must-win game against an impossible pitcher, you shouldn't put automatic outs in the lineup?
I’m almost prepared to say that we definitely would have scored if Penny had been in the lineup instead of Carson.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
Has someone told Billy
that you should probably aim for good offensive players at the corner positions instead of defensive replacements?
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Remember when I said the Midland Rockhounds got up 7-0 in the first inning?
they’re prepping to give that lead back.
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Oh no!
So close to being a pretty play by Ellie
bugger all
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
{the empty hand}
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Unicorn broke his horn
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I'm gonna start swearing a lot here soon
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
IT'S A GAME THREAD
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
she can hit us with her best shot
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont get how the ump cant call some of these strikes
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already decided in the smoke filled rooms - "a's? keep em down, assure rangers keep their place"
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho.
MaEl =/
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Great writeup yesterday!
Wow…
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
nice to see Staples and Hamilton catching up
Get off my mound! Sure thing, honey
by Langerhans4Pres on Jul 27, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
nope.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Twenty Top 10 lists, even
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
that was actually pretty impressive.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
But surely no one actually read them.
(I actually didn’t disagree with that many names on your president list. It’s just the Woodrow Wilson thing. That’s just so unfathomable.)
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
You in a Fake CT thread.
hmph.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It's cause I knew it was fake.
Still scared of the real ones.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
COME ON GOOD GIO!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
STOP SHOWING THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE TEAM WE'RE PLAYING.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I kinda liked seeing EPat choking that catch
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Really Ray?
Molina is a good acquisition?
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He's a catcher and he's...
screw it, I can’t even fake it.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Vinny talking about ARod
fondly remembering him beating us with a GS
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so...
Carter went 4/5 yesterday with 2 doubles? And Taylor went 1/2 with a double and two walks?
And Max Ramirez
They has lots of failed catching prospects.
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The guy called Suzuki 'Molina'
LET'S GO OAK-LAND!
by Lucca Orlandini on Jul 27, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
STREEEKOUT
Filthy
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Maybe the closest buffet to Rangers Ballpark closes very soon
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I'm sure he empties the pans at Panda Express
which is right by the stadium.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he is.
He’s probably supposed to help his friend Dave move or something.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sitting?
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
hi mikey!
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you peeing?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
nope! [beams proudly]
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Not anymore!
(yes)
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
hi, dmoas!
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
goooo gio
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Very nice knee-bender by Gi-OOOO
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
Let's do this.
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I have a suspicion that all of Cust's PAs against Lee will be Ks or HRs.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
More of the latter than the former then.
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Maybe it's more of a "hope."
I think on balance, we’d come out ahead in that scenario.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
very similar to if I was batting
mine would be Ks or HRs
They'll be K's.
Lee is a pitcher from Cust’s nightmares – left handed that can paint the outside corner. Cust has contact issues – sure he crushes the mistake pitch, but he’s unlikely to fight off a pitch into CF.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
What's Gio's PC?
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That was classic Vince.
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foot shy of the track
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Fuck off, Lee is getting ridiculously lucky.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
UGH, really
That was all kinds of awkward
And before I can finish typing Kouz is already jogging back to the dugout
eeeh
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by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
LET'S GO SUPERCUST
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
pelvis ≠ balls
which was it?
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WHAT ABOUT ME?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
50 Pitches?
Lee gunna get a CG?
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"Wo Wha?"
calling out Mikey G
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Way to go Cust!
Balls down the middle arn’t fit to be hit!
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!$Q^#@
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by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
what she said.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
Cliff Lee is good.
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Stan Lee is a bad actor in his movies
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Sara Lee is delicious.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Saralea is a motorcycle
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Sarah Connors knows the future.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert E Lee is never there on time.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Delacroix is dead
preceded by “What in the BLUE FUCK…?”
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are we striking out looking
on easily recognizable strikes?
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Most of em are
I mean, sure, some of em have been pretty nasty pitches, but it seems like the vast majority have been fastballs on the corners, close enough that you have to at least protect
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How is a fastball in the corner an easily recognizable strike?
That’s, by definition, right on the border between a strike and not a strike.
You have to swing at those with 2 strikes those
Protect mode
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With this ump you have to swing at those pitches.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Yes I agree
Looking at them has a bad effect on the batting average.
Going back to that approach against Lee?
See 1st pitch and swing at it. Thank You
hi there, I am Diane Mizzo for Yahoo's bikini 101..... STOP it!
what’s up music fans… STOP it. etc. etc.
alaska A currently residing in northern Idaho.
lol, got tired of that too, huh?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
How in the hell do hitters struggle so much against Cliff Lee
His stuff doesn’t look like anything special to me, but obviously every offense in the majors seems to have a hard time against this guy
what will it take to sign Lee as a FA?
by bakerbeachboy on Jul 27, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
a pen
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
a pen? a PEN?
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I'm picturing Eric Stoltz here
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
John Cusack.
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I like Pulp Fiction
A FELT PEN! Actually that was Travolta.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine his delivery is very deceptive.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
7-6 now in Midland
1st and 3rd for Frisco, still no outs.
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Gio is in the bottom of the 4th, and has about 75 pitches
Lee has less than 55, and he’s through 4.
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Stras MRI?
Wow bad luck Washington
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Yes they're dropping like flies today
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently he just stopped pitching in his warm up session and walked off.
Those tend to be the worst.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Ya that doesn't sound good at all.
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
When did it become Stras?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
A's are 13-5 in their last 18 games vs Texas. I didn't know that.
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So Street got hit in the nuts?
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and fainted?
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2 or 3 times.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Cup...cup
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
you rang?
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 27, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Why wasn't Huston wearing you?
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
he dumped me
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 27, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You know I always found those things difficult to bat in (cricket).
I’ve no idea how you’d pitch in one.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Easier than you would with a crushed testicle
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed. Cups and baseball really was tough.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
We were never allowed on the field without one.
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
But you've got a huge glove to protect yourself with!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Yes but we also had very tough lawyers
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It was during BP
Is it standard procedure to wear one during BP? I ask out of ignorance.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I would think you don't go on the field without one unless you're Adrian Beltre
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I did
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Vince. Yes. Because it's all about the number of jerseys you sell.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That Strasburg is hurt and that's bad because he's the number one selling jersey.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I hate the Braves
They ripped us off on so many trades, yet they gave Texas half of their current team.
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And LAAnaheim
The Teixeira comp pick got them Mike Trout.
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Bad Gio today, huh?
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Getting squeezed
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Lee got that call like 8 times, Gio doesn’t.
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WTF
That was a strike all the way. WOW
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You sound surprised.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
WHAT
That pitch was perfect. EFF!
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
That was BEAUTIFUL.
This ump is nuts. Somebody needs to get kicked out.
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
Agreed
We need a brouhaha
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by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
UMP Smiling
we lost this game
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Wait, what?
I don’t get it on the TV-box, the ump was smiling?
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
after the A's were complaining that he's squeezing Gio
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Someone went out to complain?
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets put it this way
it even had Bob Stoic Geren yelling from the dugout.
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Yep. He grinned like he just crapped gold and realized how much fortune could be on his way.
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
That's a strike for Lee
but not us. Screw U Danley.
CB Bucknor dammit.
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It was an MLB players poll.
"Swingles is Day to Day: IE: He’s being turned into a zombie, but they don’t want the world to know for another 5 days (retroactive)" ~Zonis
not Angel Hernandez?
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He's in the bottom three
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
He's another one
With Joe West and Gary Darling
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yay outs
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Gio's looking pretty good to me
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Gio looks like he's pitching pretty good to me
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
1 run in 4 IP is pretty good.
He’s no Cliff Lee, but then we already knew that
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, just squeezed badly.
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I hate when we dont get calls
Just because were the younger, less established team…Lee gets that call 100% of the time. Complete and utter bullshit. Umpires should be completely objective.
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Anyone think the A's can capatilize on gear sales
with the movie Moneyball coming out combined with spending a little extra on FA’s next season? I remember tons of people used to wear A’s hats back in the day.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
Read my thread
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Marry me.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
read my lips
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
no new taxes?
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
taxmind
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actually
I’m raising taxes cuz daddy needs a new pair of shoes
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
69 Dude!
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WHOA!
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm with ya
but wondering about the folks in here…
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
There are only two players out there next year really worth going after
Lee and Crawford, and the Yankees will break the bank for Lee.
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can we have Crawford please?
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I want him
but Billy’d probably sign someone else…. =/
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the Royals mascot?
I like Stomper.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
absolutely
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
you know how the A's like to lose the first game
then win the next two
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we convince them they've already lost yesterday?
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooooo
I like that angle
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I like when the A's win the first game
then win the next two.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Wow what a bad question.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Lee just doesn't look that sharp.
I think we have a shot at this thing.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
Wow...
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Ya that was a wide strike
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
And he doesnt give Gio anything close
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If we could just get Lee out of the game!
At this rate, he’ll be out in the 10th! Just gotta hold on!
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Wow. On GameCast,
all FOUR of these pitches have been on the inside corner…two called balls and two strikes.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ellis should have been handed first base after four pitches.
That was a four-pitch walk.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
I know he's just being realistic, but
I really don’t want to hear KenKo talk about the possibility of a Yankees-Rangers match-up in the playoffs.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'd absolutely HAVE to root for the Rangers there
"Swingles is Day to Day: IE: He’s being turned into a zombie, but they don’t want the world to know for another 5 days (retroactive)" ~Zonis
same
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 27, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Then root for whoever wins the other matchup to throttle the Rangers
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yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
LALALALALALALALA!!!
I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
What was our second hit?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Base knock from Coco.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah that's it
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
low on brainpower right now
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
ARGH I HATE YOU HAMILTON!
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well, that's good news anyway.
Whatcha cooking?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Cliff Lee has a four leaf clover in his pocket.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
This umpire has been terrible
Two completely different strike zones.
Might as well Jump! - Van Halen
Tell me why the human element is so awesome again
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
boop cluck
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
yes?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that's a virus
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 27, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
because we're human
and without out us, nothing.
Being human I know that we suck
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I am convinced the AMA has a hand in it....
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey dude
Don’t get to watch many games working nights, so it’s nice to hang out and see what’s up. Glad I wasn’t the only one that thought the ump has been terrible so far.
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welcome back
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
wow...that looked FAR
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Rajai sees the ball pretty well off Lee
Robbery there though
Fuck you Hamilton
Go snort some cocaine with your manager
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harsh.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
went there
Get off my mound! Sure thing, honey
by Langerhans4Pres on Jul 27, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
And I know they're trying to explain why he's so successful
But it’s impossible to see by just watching Lee pitch. You don’t see anything special at all. I can’t make any sense of it.
Not in the second half, no.
He has not looked sharp, and he doesn’t look sharp tonight. He’s just being given calls.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Strike throwing machine who looks like he has the same delivery no matter the pitch
Like a robot himself eh?
We need robot umpires
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Robot Chicken Stanley
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruck - strike one
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
this game’s not likely to have a better highlight than KK shutting up VC’s rangers love…
KK: and in that time, the A’s have been to the post season five times.
VC: yes they have.
KK: and the rangers haven’t.
VC: no they haven’t
(and he hasn’t spoken since)
really don't care if i ever get back.
Yay Ken!
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Just thought of the best sign to hang in the OF when we play Tex in OAK
a big black sign, with 3 large “lines” of flour, and a giant straw hanging next to it. Thats it, just hanging off the bleachers in Left Field.
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its Hamilton
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Oh be quiet, Mr. Burr
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It's the wrong thing to after him for, in my opinion, but I wouldn't cut him any slack because of who he is.
He suits up in a Rangers uniform now – he’s the enemy.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
everytime kouz makes a throw from third i hold my breath. must be the odd mechanics
Get off my mound! Sure thing, honey
by Langerhans4Pres on Jul 27, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
or all the bounced throws
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 27, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He's just letting Barton show off his scoops
Daric Barton has become an unsupervised bunting fool - Christina Kahrl
by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
how cute
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Sit the fuck down Vlad.
"Swingles is Day to Day: IE: He’s being turned into a zombie, but they don’t want the world to know for another 5 days (retroactive)" ~Zonis
I think they missed a few angles on the Hamilton catch
snark
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by SwisherThresher on Jul 27, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, they should show the Ryan Goleski catch
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by WaddellCanseco on Jul 27, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
They're really bad at that.
Was it the Angels game where they showed all the home runs the Angels had hit against us in the previous series? Clearly they don’t know their audience.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
"Josh Hamilton - I'll just put up my glove and see if I can catch it."
Erm no. That’s a huge disservice to Hamilton there. He made a fantastic catch – give credit where it’s due.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I agree
Ridiculous call by the TV folks
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
97 pitches? Geez
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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Cut him some slack
One run in 5 innings in that park against that offense.
And I get that we need him to go longer without Bailey
But he’s giving us a terrific outing.
but only 1 run
That is a miracle
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats how I drive
“SHOOT THE GAP! SHOOT THE GAP!”
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
Shoot. The. Glass.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 27, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Look, I know it's the fifth, but can we pinch-hit here?
Please? I want us to score one run.
by StJosephBurningTheOakTreesToTheGround on Jul 27, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
BASE HIT YAY!
Andrus is slick out there.
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