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CT Thread 7/26/10 The 7 Up Thread

You know, 7-Up is seriously underrated.  Discuss.

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WTF, Dan?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I rather like them

but I prefer root beer

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're a strange bird.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

strange and flightless.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

bruck bruck

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good man.

Root beer. Fancy that—a drink with flavor?!

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

my friends know to load up on root beer when I come to visit lol

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're way too young to be this idiosyncratic

iglew—he’s old and it’s understandable, but you’re a young man. Live a little.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

No, I don’t hate 7-Up or Sprite. Just, if I see a Coke or a root beer or something next to it in the fridge, I’ll reach for one of those.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Peuh, I was plenty idiosyncratic when I was 21.

Probably even more than I am today.

The only difference is now I’m wiser and more smutty-minded.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I like you better now, then.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a DFA-ish certitude about how everyone ought

to think about everything. That’s why I still love him even when he pisses me off. He hates it when I say that, though.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm unsure why I love him.

But I do.

By most standards, I shouldn’t.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's true.

And he seems genuine, which according to my workshop this weekend, is of paramount importance to me.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I bet he does.

He’ll mellow out in time, I’m sure.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, it's most certainly not.

You miscreant.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank the fucking gods!

and Bloomie

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:51 AM PDT reply actions  

we havwe autonomy.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why can't we have CT on right now?

I miss his voice

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I think his national show's on now...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

ACK!!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

be not afraid, child.

Walk steadfast and righteousness will be your guide.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

some bloke.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's what they say. I'm skeptical.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say it's about 15-20% Townsend, 80-85% other.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm holding out for 10%.

That’s what I told Pamcakes.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the first week was 95% Townsend, so we'll probably hit 10% in a day or so.

Hell, we had 1200+ comments three times last week. Maybe 250 of that came when Townsend was on.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

the night crew rocks

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's true.

You know the weird dicking around we do in DLDs? These threads are just that, but more.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are under the impression that just because I

boycott CT threads, that I have no idea what’s going on.

My powers are greater than that. Have you not observed how I can quote books I’ve never read and movies I’ve never watched?

I know very well what you guys do and say in here.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you start to claim omnipotence, I may have to form death squads.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, just omniscience.

My potence leans more toward im-.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

aging rocks, huh?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

My ex has spoiled me for anyone else.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh. Well, you gotta get her back, then.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I had it to do over again

I’d be her lover but not her husband. It’s kind of too bad, because my nature is much more husbandly, but that’s not right for her nature.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

We've had pretty similar experiences with marriage, I think.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine isn't a pothead, though.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mine is. Hoo.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a little scared now.

The last thing you need is more power.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have secret powers.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

[pokes you in the ear]

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

[thwaps CS with a rolled up newspaper]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

[pees on your leg]

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

[lights legs on fire]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so hot

my urine is flammable

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even as we speak, I am drinking a can of

Safeway brand pseudo-7-up.

They recently re-labeled it. It used to be “Ditto”. Now it’s “refreshe” lemon-lime.

The pseudo-Dr-Pepper used to be “Dr Skipper” but is now “Dr Refreshe”.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 12:55 AM PDT reply actions  

They changed Dr. Skipper?!!!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmm....innocent blood....

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was like I was a little kid again today... I stayed in my room

and played a video game all day….all I need now is zits and girls ignoring me

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I bet if I talked to your gf

I could get her to ignore you

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

like that would be hard.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be more concerned for your cats.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just have the one...it's 114 years old and all it does is sleep

but she’s had it longer than she’s had me….I think she likes me more….I think

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

you do more than sleep, right?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

he plays golf and puts on crappy polo shirts

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't forget the boat.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

crank?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

his kind does coke

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yes. Good point.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are a bit cranky.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just be glad that the cat is the one she had neutered.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

true.

If she says she’s taking you to the park some afternoon, sirbed, run for it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

then Bloomie would lure her away

with his girl magnet personality

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's true.

I got one of them.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You even swayed Pam a little bit.

Very impressive.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was more than a little, though she's loathe to admit that now.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhh! Don't say that out loud!

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yes, sorry.

Well, she’s kinda stuck with me now. She already let on that she kinda sorta likes me/us, so she’s stuck with me/us.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

If letting on that she likes me/us

meant that she’s stuck with us, then you and I wouldn’t be divorced.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit.

Good point.

Let’s deny I ever said anything.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good plan.

I’d try out this fancy new delete button, but Nico says that’s only for when EN accidentaly posts naked pictures.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

It happens once or twice a week.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

The reactions were priceless.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's too bad it's gone.

I’d have liked to read that one over again.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

[remembers Castro's beard]

[chuckles]

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was quite glorious.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

remember last night

pam said we would never lose her. She likes us

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know! We're so cool and all.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds liek you had fun.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

that works.

I’m excited for November when the new Fallout game comes out.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never played any of them.

Although I keep hearing great things about 3.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still play the hell out of it. It's most likely the best game I've ever played.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm...I'd go with the Mass Effect games

The first one is great…the second one is perfect

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The second one was just amazing.

Better than the first, which was damned hard to do.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't get all that into it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only like video games where you can stop

any time you like without things happening without you.

Like Snood.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I played it.

It’s odd, if I remember right…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

hard to believe, I know.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Snood rocks.

Totally different category from that action crap you boys like.

Vaguely arcadish, but without the stuff-coming-at-you-quickly element. You can sit and ponder for as long as you like. I love to sit and ponder.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've played games like that as well.

Sometimes they are very cool. The Mummy Escape one…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sit and ponder is good too.

Braid, for example. One of the best I’ve ever played.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Myst?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before your time, but Zork!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those are cool, but they're still story adventures.

Snood is arcadish.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

The mummy one isn't.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I use to love zork

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're a geek.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I'm ass-out on those.

I normally don’t go computer, unless it’s a role-playing D&D game,. I loved the Baldur’s Gate games.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I never played D&D

I think Civ 4 might be the last PC game I ever played….XBox 360 gets all my game time now

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

me too.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course I only play maybe 2 games a year

pretty much just Bioware games and Tiger Woods

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

is Tiger Woods fun?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

you invented the Eifel Tower.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer

the Devil’s Tower in mashed potatoes myself

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know, i'm not saying this to be a jerk or anything,

but I think Richard Dryfuss might be a weird guy with little hands, too.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

duh

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're gonna need a bigger boat.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

sirbed's a real man. He lands the shark.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of quoting books I've never read,

I dropped one in the Mike Piazza thread just for you, Bloomie.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:16 AM PDT reply actions  

[scurries off]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's much better than Dickens,.

I’m currently staying in a neighborhood in Santa Rosa where all the street are named after things in Dickens. DJ’s place is on Gads Hill Drive.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Psssh. College.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Coetzee.

Then he wound up being a teacher at my grad school.

Should’ve written my thesis on him, had him as an advisor, though I don’t think that’s allowed or normal…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

si

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

um, I read one guy recently that was pop fiction...

The guy wrote The Gatehouse.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES.

The Gatehouse and the one that preceded it. I don’t know if any of his other stuff is good. Those two are though.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've read a couple of his books...and I liked them

Did you ever see the movie The General’s Daughter…with Travolta?…that was DeMille

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm on a fiction kick again lately

(usually I’m a non-fiction person), and I’ve just been picking titles semi-randomly off of greatest-literature lists.

I’ve been using this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Library_100_Best_Novels

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's a good way to pick books

I did that with movies a few years ago

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, looking at that list, I see an answer

to your first question. I read Lord of the Flies for school, but I really liked it.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to remember back to high school.

Some of the authors we were supposed to read were OK but I can’t think of any I loved. If I didn’t like them, I just didn’t read. I could still pass the test by bullshitting my way past based on what I’d heard in class discussion.

I remember a few times when I read a book for a book report, but then I liked the book so refused to spoil it by writing about it so then I had to read something else for the report.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

your class deals with more facts than lit.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

School has changed since our time...you have to do homework

now to pass a class…you can’t bs your way through like I did and I guess like iglew did

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, that makes school even stupider than it

already was.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, are you unaware of how much I hate school?

I thought it was legend, but I guess it hasn’t come up much lately and you’re still pretty new around here.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude you're wrong...period

and I’ve been here for awhile now

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

We’ve found our rift.

Everyone disagrees with me about something.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool.

So I was playing Snood. I’ve already forgotten what we were talking about.

Something about good books, right? I’m just finishing A House for Mr Biswas by V.S. Naipaul. It was on the list and happened to be at the library when I stopped in. I was expecting some sort of serious literature, but unless something dramatic is going to happen on the last 20 pages, it’s just blandly pleasant storytelling.

Still a fun read, though. I’ve liked some of Naipaul’s travel writing. He did a nice book on the American South in the 1980s.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll look it up

I read about 50/50 on fiction non fiction…I want to start learning more about science

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to really like John Gribbin

for pop science. His In Search of Schrödinger’s Cat was really good. Other knock-off “In Search of” titles were less good but still decent.

But that was in my 20s. As I got older I started to like the tweedier pop science, like all those linguist types — Pinker, etc.

Asimov wrote some good science-fact, too. I like his Human Body one.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's more prevalent in the sciences,

but I definitely had some middle/high school classes where homework was such a small portion of the grade that you could essentially forget about it.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you teach?

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have "social studies" in high school now?

I thought that was a grade school subject.

I think “social studies” is BS. It’s a lame-ass code-word that admits it isn’t actually real history or science or civics, but just generic bullshit. What the fuck does “social studies” even mean.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're insulting the man's life.

STOP. NOW.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's history.

I’m not really sure why they call it social studies, which implies some form of sociology or something.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I was aiming for

“[swoons and removes clothing]”.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um, it would work if you were here or I was there.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Monday, July 26th...Orioles are 32 games out.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Ho-lee.

I know they’re in a fantastic division, but wow.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are just a ho

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOWLIE.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

you think they will be buyers or sellers come saturday?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are one of the owners

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, CS--he was offering good money.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, Bloom, I just got to IFT.

One of the most entertaining episodes of anything I’ve seen probably ever.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 1:25 AM PDT reply actions  

IFT? Which one was that?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Skyler is a girl's name??

And Pam thinks I’m crazy for saying Briggs is a girl’s name.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

SKyler was Tim Olyphant's wife in Deadwood.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Briggs is a boy's name.

And Skyler is a boy’s name as well, usually.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

both names are a little different

I had a class with 4 Tylers in it and 3 Taylors

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Taylor oldest niece.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tyler is one of the few two-syllable

names recently converted from a surname which is holding steady as a boy’s name. Nearly all the others have turned at least 50-50.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

oooooooooooooooooooooo!

The ending! The title! Yes! That was a good ep of cat and mouse.

The rest of season three may make you change that thought.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome.

That’s my exwife, by the way.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

mine live in Santa Rosa.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

explains a bunch

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Texas!"

“Its like a whole ’nother country!”

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

it makes me scared,

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

and teeth, apparently.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

but I hear they love their livestock

and tractors

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arkansas

Where men are men and the sheep are nervous

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Hey Jed, hows the sheep today?"

“Well Jim Bob, its kinda like throwing a banana down a hallway”

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

they do too

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta go now.

I promised myself I would reimpose my rule of getting off the computer by 1:00 in order to get to sleep by 2:00.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Night!

These CT threads are always here, you know.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't tell Pam I was here.

She will gloat.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

We have just learned here at AN that sirbed has made a fantasy trade at 3:52 am CDT

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 1:53 AM PDT reply actions  

for a blow up doll?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can hook you up

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

porn hampster,

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

gerbil

porn gerbil

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn skippy

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I took mom.

I only had to pay her $20.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never even saw my senior prom

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

did it see you first?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hid from it

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

wha? do tell.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I wanna drink anything called Aloe Blast.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:56 AM PDT reply actions  

that just sounds wrong

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

doesn't it?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

you’d think

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you paying too much for term life insurance?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I want to talk about wOBA

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 AM PDT reply actions  

damn fippy!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

When a problem comes along...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before the cream sets out too long...

(really? that’s the lyric?)

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's Devo.

And you’re wondering why the lyrics make no sense?

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

we are not

oh. that wasn’t a question?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

your pink card is in the mail

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

better then portman I thought

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

boobies!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

bask in them

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

something just became straight

when I saw that

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went a little up

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

nothing.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

naw....wrong end is all

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

this.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

here ya go

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are quite welcome

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

[looks at geekgirlhookup.com]

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

their cover of Satisfaction was kind of a hit...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

NONE OF THAT HERE

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least the damn gnats lost

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:09 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2 to the marlins.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

they have 56 wins to our 50

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn gnats

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it's after 4 in the morning....my ears are so swollen I can't hear

it’s muggy outside….I’m not wearing any clothes….it just doesn’t get any better than this

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 2:15 AM PDT reply actions  

you just need a beer

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe try Aloe Blast.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

even better

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

and twice on saturdays

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always was.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're not alone.

I am AN.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

quite.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

ordered my CDs on self-esteem, huh?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

cool--you bought the whole set, then!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the beginning, Bloom created the heavens and the earth.

Then he get bored as shit, and created AN. And it was good.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

go forth and spread my word, children.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

cokehead

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

he likes 7-Up.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

food

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's a comic book goth geek, sirbed.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

that too

and a rockabilly and swing music efficanado

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much a movie freak

and I use to read all the time

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

people always ask me that

I can never narrow it down really

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

xmen hehehe

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

they actually did them well. I wasn’t sure they could

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've never read a comic book

I was reading books about sports and history when I was a kid so I never got into them….I did collect baseball cards for years.

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

common ground alert!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've pretty much read every book on baseball

made before 1987 lol

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know it's funny that CS and I are two of

the “silly” people on AN but we’ve probably read more about baseball than DFA or thejd44 ever will.

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

cards. talk about cards.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't tell anyone

but I actually own bill james’ first book he put out lo those many years ago

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I've read a bunch of Bill James

and guess what I knew what VORP was before I came to AN

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't like him

before I came to AN

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like him about half the time

the other half I think he’s full of it….but he’s a Jayhawk and we have to stick together.

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

weirdo.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

one of my friends daughters

is a jayhawk. they are like that

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

weirdo.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped reading

when my jobs forced me to wake up at 3 and 4 am

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

retail jobs

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I worked at Macy's

and Ace Hardware at one time

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

at the same time?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

No....and I worked at Target

I liked working at Macy’s..this was back in 1991….I was only there for a short time before I moved to Kansas

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have worked at pier 1, target, GNC,

and I was also a job coach for the developmentally disabled for 4 years

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

does this mean

we can have sex, but not get married?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

now you get to be a two way star

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's always

Paris Target.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

what did you do there?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing mime.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cashier

I was 17…during the summer of 1990…quit as soon as I could..it was my 2nd job after working at Foster Farms

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing Target was better than FF.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

eww

you worked at a chicken farm? that brutal work. one of my friends work at the one in TN

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh ok

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

boring, then.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you serve her chicken?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm...your penis is quite weighty

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paris?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

whore

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

she is

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait to play rock band again

I played that all day today at my friends

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

not you ho

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

small gloves.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

huge hands and feet.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

6'

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's almost 3.

I should probably go to sleep before I drool on my keyboard.

by danmerqury on Jul 27, 2010 2:40 AM PDT reply actions  

agrd.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

just get a pillow

then when you wake up, you can type something, then go back to sleep

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it might not be healthy for me to live with you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's happening.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

scary, huh>

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

muhahahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

ack! Hide!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll hide under your belly fat

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

there are 2 other roommates

sheila and dave

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

a somewhat large apartment

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

and a garage heehee

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that's right....the garage

I wish my condo had one….we just have a car port….I keep all my tools at a friends place

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup and a garage!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might kill him eventually.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

he is a gnats fan

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

poor dave.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

you just want his tv

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

i do

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

rent is much cheaper with him though

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

but its are-kansas

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

well its 3am. I'm think I'm going to sleep for the night

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

good night sexy golfer

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

sleep time fellers.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

loser

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

you do!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

yupyup

talk to you manana

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

bah humbug

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad

almost 500 comments

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:14 AM PDT reply actions  

i think you should.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay 10 hottest woman other than my girlfriend

1. Natalie Portman
2. Alyssa Milano
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
4. Halle Berry
5. Christina Hendricks
6. Cindy Crawford
7. Salma Hayek
8. Rosario Dawson
9. Drew Barrymore
10. Jessica Simpson….I know…so sue me

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 3:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 Movies...a list that changes daily

1. Jaws
2. Cool Hand Luke
3. 12 Angry Men
4. Apocalypse Now
5. Braveheart
6. Heat
7. Raiders of the Lost Ark
8. The Natural
9. Hoosiers
10. Patton

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 3:29 AM PDT reply actions  

All Fip and no play make sirbed a dull boy

All Fip and no play make sirbed a dull boy

All Fip and no play make sirbed a dull boy

All Fip and no play make sirbed a dull boy

All Fip and no play make sirbed a dull boy

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 3:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 T.V. Shows...another list that changes

1. NYPD Blue
2. The West Wing
3. Cheers
4. Breaking Bad
5. The Wire
6. M*A*S*H
7. The Shield
8. Mad Men
9. House
10. The X-Files

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 3:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 favorite Oakland Athletics

1. Carney Lansford
2, Rickey Henderson
3. Dave Stewart
4. Dennis Eckersley
5. Reggie Jackson
6. Dave Henderson
7. Mark McGwire
8. Terry Steinbach
9. Bob Welch
10. Jason Giambi

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 3:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 Oakland Raiders

1. Marcus Allen
2. Jim Plunkett
3. Tim Brown
4. Todd Christensen
5. Howie Long
6. Art Shell
7. Matt Millen
8. Lyle Alzado
9. Rod Martin
10. Lester Hayes

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 Favorite Golfers

1. Jack Nicklaus
2. Phil Mickleson
3. Lee Trevino
4. Nick Faldo
5. Greg Norman
6. Ernie Els
7. Raymond Floyd
8 Fred Couples
9. Tom Watson
10 Seve Ballesteros

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 AM PDT reply actions  

The top 10 Presidents....it can go several ways after the top 5

1. George Washington
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Franklin Roosevelt
4. Harry S. Truman
5. Theodore Roosevelt
6. Thomas Jefferson
7. Lyndon Johnson
8. Dwight Eisenhower
9. Woodrow Wilson
10. James K. Polk

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Dang, you sure do love the warmongers.

We disagree so much on this one.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jul 27, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Top 10 Genesis Albums

1. Duke
2. Invisible Touch
3. Genesis (1983)
4. Wind and Wuthering
5. Foxtrot
6. Abacab
7. Selling England by the Pound
8. We Can’t Dance
9. The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
10. A Trick of the Tail

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 3:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 Favorite Authors

1. Michael Connelly
2. Lawrence Block
3. James Lee Burke
4. Raymond Chandler
5. John Steinbeck
6. Peter Straub
7. Ernest Hemingway
8. John Grisham
9. Robert B. Parker
10. C.J. Box

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 4:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 Favorite Singers/Bands

1. Genesis/Phil Collins
2. U2
3. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
4. Bruce Springsteen
5. Sting/The Police
6. Marc Cohn
7. Mark Knopfler/Dire Straits
8 Mike + the Mechanics/Paul Carrack
9. Billy Joel
10. Eric Clapton

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 4:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 Favorite Actors

1. Gene Hackman
2. Paul Newman
3. Harrison Ford
4. Clint Eastwood
5. Henry Fonda
6. Robert DeNiro
7. Morgan Freeman
8. Robert Redford
9. Denzel Washington
10. Tom Hanks

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 4:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 favorite songs...only 1 song per singer/band...another list that changes

1. In the Air Tonight – Phil Collins
2. One – U2
3. Tiny Dancer – Elton John
4. Free Fallin’ – Tom Petty
5. While You See a Chance – Steve Winwood
6. Mama – Genesis
7. Fire and Rain – James Taylor
8. The Living Years – Mike + the Mechanics
9. The Way it is – Bruce Hornsby
10. Darling Pretty – Mark Knopfler

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 4:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 things I miss about California

1. My Friends who are still there
2. Sacramento
3. The Raiders
4 The A’s
5. Cordova Golf Course
6. Great Mexican food
7. Sourdough French Bread
8. P.R.N.
9. Bodega Bay
10. The mix of all different types of people

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 4:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 Favorite Stand Up Comedians

1. George Carlin
2. Bill Hicks
3. Eddie Murphy
4. Steve Martin
5. Will Durst
6. Jim Gaffigan
7. Norm MacDonald
8. Richard Jeni
9. Dennis Miller
10. Dave Chappelle

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 4:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 things I want to do before I die

1. Have a child
2. Get Married
3. Play Augusta National
4. Get a novel published
5. Go to Europe
6. Swim with sharks
7. Go white water rafting in the Grand Canyon
8. Run for local office
9. Buy a cabin cruiser
10. A hole in one!

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 4:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 Places I want to spend a summer

1. England
2. Australia
3. Washington D.C.
4. New York City
5. Italy
6. Spain
7. Hawaii….again
8. Boston
9. Bay Area
10. China

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 4:59 AM PDT reply actions  

What do want?...Fip

When do we want it?…Fippin’ now

Where do we want it?….Fippin low

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 5:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 NFL Head Coaches

1. Bill Walsh
2. Don Shula
3. Vince Lombardi
4. Joe Gibbs
5. George Halas
6. Paul Brown
7. Chuck Noll
8. Bill Belichick
9. Tom Landry
10. John Madden

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 5:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 things I don't want to live without

1. Women
2, Family and Friends
3. Air Conditioning
4. Golf
5. NFL
6. The internet
7. Music
8. Movies
9. Books
10. Baseball

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 5:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Top 10 Favorite Foods/Meals

1. Steak
2. BBQ Chicken
3. Tacos
4. Spaghetti
5. Chicken Lo Mein
6. Grilled Cheese
7. Cherry Garcia Ice Cream
8. Hamburgers
9. Polish Sausage with Kraut
10. Egg McMuffin

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 5:15 AM PDT reply actions  

no pizza?!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

10 things I will do in the next 5 years

1. That whole get married and have a kid thing
2. Get better at being a teacher
3. Run a marathon soon
4. Finish writing my first full length novel
5. Take up boxing
6. Move to the east coast
7. Go to the Super Bowl with my Dad
8. Give more time and money to charity
9. Become a scratch golfer
10. Take flying lessons

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 5:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Well that's 20 Top 10 lists....I think that's enough of this Fip

If you read all this….I’m sorry….I’m not feeling well and my ears are swollen shut so I couldn’t watch or listen to something….If I keep doing these lists I might catch Bloom in posts by the year 2374….I should shut up now….Have a great day

by sirbed on Jul 27, 2010 5:29 AM PDT reply actions  

you make a lot of top ten lists.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

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