CT Thread 7/26/10 The 7 Up Thread
You know, 7-Up is seriously underrated. Discuss.
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WTF, Dan?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I rather like them
but I prefer root beer
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
you're a strange bird.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
strange and flightless.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
bruck bruck
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
my friends know to load up on root beer when I come to visit lol
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
you're way too young to be this idiosyncratic
iglew—he’s old and it’s understandable, but you’re a young man. Live a little.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Heh.
No, I don’t hate 7-Up or Sprite. Just, if I see a Coke or a root beer or something next to it in the fridge, I’ll reach for one of those.
Peuh, I was plenty idiosyncratic when I was 21.
Probably even more than I am today.
The only difference is now I’m wiser and more smutty-minded.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I think I like you better now, then.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I had a DFA-ish certitude about how everyone ought
to think about everything. That’s why I still love him even when he pisses me off. He hates it when I say that, though.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'm unsure why I love him.
But I do.
By most standards, I shouldn’t.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
That's true.
And he seems genuine, which according to my workshop this weekend, is of paramount importance to me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
no, it's most certainly not.
You miscreant.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank the fucking gods!
and Bloomie
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:51 AM PDT reply actions
we havwe autonomy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Why can't we have CT on right now?
I miss his voice
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:51 AM PDT reply actions
I think his national show's on now...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
be not afraid, child.
Walk steadfast and righteousness will be your guide.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
some bloke.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
That's what they say. I'm skeptical.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'd say it's about 15-20% Townsend, 80-85% other.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm holding out for 10%.
That’s what I told Pamcakes.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Well, the first week was 95% Townsend, so we'll probably hit 10% in a day or so.
Hell, we had 1200+ comments three times last week. Maybe 250 of that came when Townsend was on.
the night crew rocks
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
You are under the impression that just because I
boycott CT threads, that I have no idea what’s going on.
My powers are greater than that. Have you not observed how I can quote books I’ve never read and movies I’ve never watched?
I know very well what you guys do and say in here.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
if you start to claim omnipotence, I may have to form death squads.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh no, just omniscience.
My potence leans more toward im-.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
aging rocks, huh?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
My ex has spoiled me for anyone else.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
oh. Well, you gotta get her back, then.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
If I had it to do over again
I’d be her lover but not her husband. It’s kind of too bad, because my nature is much more husbandly, but that’s not right for her nature.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
We've had pretty similar experiences with marriage, I think.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Mine isn't a pothead, though.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Mine is. Hoo.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I have secret powers.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
[pokes you in the ear]
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
[thwaps CS with a rolled up newspaper]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
[pees on your leg]
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
[lights legs on fire]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm so hot
my urine is flammable
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Even as we speak, I am drinking a can of
Safeway brand pseudo-7-up.
They recently re-labeled it. It used to be “Ditto”. Now it’s “refreshe” lemon-lime.
The pseudo-Dr-Pepper used to be “Dr Skipper” but is now “Dr Refreshe”.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
They changed Dr. Skipper?!!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
mmmmm....innocent blood....
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
It was like I was a little kid again today... I stayed in my room
and played a video game all day….all I need now is zits and girls ignoring me
I bet if I talked to your gf
I could get her to ignore you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
like that would be hard.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd be more concerned for your cats.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Just have the one...it's 114 years old and all it does is sleep
but she’s had it longer than she’s had me….I think she likes me more….I think
you do more than sleep, right?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah
he plays golf and puts on crappy polo shirts
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
don't forget the boat.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
crank?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
his kind does coke
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
oh, yes. Good point.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
You are a bit cranky.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Just be glad that the cat is the one she had neutered.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
true.
If she says she’s taking you to the park some afternoon, sirbed, run for it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
then Bloomie would lure her away
with his girl magnet personality
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
It's true.
I got one of them.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
You even swayed Pam a little bit.
Very impressive.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
It was more than a little, though she's loathe to admit that now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Shhhh! Don't say that out loud!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
oh, yes, sorry.
Well, she’s kinda stuck with me now. She already let on that she kinda sorta likes me/us, so she’s stuck with me/us.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
If letting on that she likes me/us
meant that she’s stuck with us, then you and I wouldn’t be divorced.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
oh shit.
Good point.
Let’s deny I ever said anything.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Good plan.
I’d try out this fancy new delete button, but Nico says that’s only for when EN accidentaly posts naked pictures.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
It happens once or twice a week.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I know!
The reactions were priceless.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
[remembers Castro's beard]
[chuckles]
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
it was quite glorious.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
remember last night
pam said we would never lose her. She likes us
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I know! We're so cool and all.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
sounds liek you had fun.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
that works.
I’m excited for November when the new Fallout game comes out.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I just hope I have the time to play it...Alpha Protocol you can beat in 10 hours
Fallout 3 took me like 6 months
I still play the hell out of it. It's most likely the best game I've ever played.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't get all that into it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I only like video games where you can stop
any time you like without things happening without you.
Like Snood.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I think I played it.
It’s odd, if I remember right…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
hard to believe, I know.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Snood rocks.
Totally different category from that action crap you boys like.
Vaguely arcadish, but without the stuff-coming-at-you-quickly element. You can sit and ponder for as long as you like. I love to sit and ponder.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I've played games like that as well.
Sometimes they are very cool. The Mummy Escape one…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Myst?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Before your time, but Zork!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Those are cool, but they're still story adventures.
Snood is arcadish.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
The mummy one isn't.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I use to love zork
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
you're a geek.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess I'm ass-out on those.
I normally don’t go computer, unless it’s a role-playing D&D game,. I loved the Baldur’s Gate games.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I never played D&D
I think Civ 4 might be the last PC game I ever played….XBox 360 gets all my game time now
me too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
is Tiger Woods fun?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
you invented the Eifel Tower.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I prefer
the Devil’s Tower in mashed potatoes myself
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
you know, i'm not saying this to be a jerk or anything,
but I think Richard Dryfuss might be a weird guy with little hands, too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
duh
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
They're gonna need a bigger boat.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
sirbed's a real man. He lands the shark.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of quoting books I've never read,
I dropped one in the Mike Piazza thread just for you, Bloomie.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
[scurries off]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
that's much better than Dickens,.
I’m currently staying in a neighborhood in Santa Rosa where all the street are named after things in Dickens. DJ’s place is on Gads Hill Drive.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Psssh. College.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Coetzee.
Then he wound up being a teacher at my grad school.
Should’ve written my thesis on him, had him as an advisor, though I don’t think that’s allowed or normal…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
si
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
um, I read one guy recently that was pop fiction...
The guy wrote The Gatehouse.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
YES.
The Gatehouse and the one that preceded it. I don’t know if any of his other stuff is good. Those two are though.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I've read a couple of his books...and I liked them
Did you ever see the movie The General’s Daughter…with Travolta?…that was DeMille
I'm on a fiction kick again lately
(usually I’m a non-fiction person), and I’ve just been picking titles semi-randomly off of greatest-literature lists.
I’ve been using this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Library_100_Best_Novels
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Ooh, looking at that list, I see an answer
to your first question. I read Lord of the Flies for school, but I really liked it.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'm trying to remember back to high school.
Some of the authors we were supposed to read were OK but I can’t think of any I loved. If I didn’t like them, I just didn’t read. I could still pass the test by bullshitting my way past based on what I’d heard in class discussion.
I remember a few times when I read a book for a book report, but then I liked the book so refused to spoil it by writing about it so then I had to read something else for the report.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
your class deals with more facts than lit.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
School has changed since our time...you have to do homework
now to pass a class…you can’t bs your way through like I did and I guess like iglew did
Honestly, that makes school even stupider than it
already was.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Dude, are you unaware of how much I hate school?
I thought it was legend, but I guess it hasn’t come up much lately and you’re still pretty new around here.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Heh.
We’ve found our rift.
Everyone disagrees with me about something.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Cool.
So I was playing Snood. I’ve already forgotten what we were talking about.
Something about good books, right? I’m just finishing A House for Mr Biswas by V.S. Naipaul. It was on the list and happened to be at the library when I stopped in. I was expecting some sort of serious literature, but unless something dramatic is going to happen on the last 20 pages, it’s just blandly pleasant storytelling.
Still a fun read, though. I’ve liked some of Naipaul’s travel writing. He did a nice book on the American South in the 1980s.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'll look it up
I read about 50/50 on fiction non fiction…I want to start learning more about science
I used to really like John Gribbin
for pop science. His In Search of Schrödinger’s Cat was really good. Other knock-off “In Search of” titles were less good but still decent.
But that was in my 20s. As I got older I started to like the tweedier pop science, like all those linguist types — Pinker, etc.
Asimov wrote some good science-fact, too. I like his Human Body one.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Maybe it's more prevalent in the sciences,
but I definitely had some middle/high school classes where homework was such a small portion of the grade that you could essentially forget about it.
What do you teach?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Do they have "social studies" in high school now?
I thought that was a grade school subject.
I think “social studies” is BS. It’s a lame-ass code-word that admits it isn’t actually real history or science or civics, but just generic bullshit. What the fuck does “social studies” even mean.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
you're insulting the man's life.
STOP. NOW.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
It's history.
I’m not really sure why they call it social studies, which implies some form of sociology or something.
Well, I was aiming for
“[swoons and removes clothing]”.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Um, it would work if you were here or I was there.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Monday, July 26th...Orioles are 32 games out.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
you are just a ho
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
HOWLIE.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
you think they will be buyers or sellers come saturday?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
you are one of the owners
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
sorry, CS--he was offering good money.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
By the way, Bloom, I just got to IFT.
One of the most entertaining episodes of anything I’ve seen probably ever.
IFT? Which one was that?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Skyler is a girl's name??
And Pam thinks I’m crazy for saying Briggs is a girl’s name.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
SKyler was Tim Olyphant's wife in Deadwood.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Taylor oldest niece.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Tyler is one of the few two-syllable
names recently converted from a surname which is holding steady as a boy’s name. Nearly all the others have turned at least 50-50.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
oooooooooooooooooooooo!
The ending! The title! Yes! That was a good ep of cat and mouse.
The rest of season three may make you change that thought.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
awesome.
That’s my exwife, by the way.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions
mine live in Santa Rosa.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
explains a bunch
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
It explains why I don't like Texas...oh wait I've never been married
that’s right I just don’t like Texas
agrd.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
"Texas!"
“Its like a whole ’nother country!”
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
it makes me scared,
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
and teeth, apparently.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
but I hear they love their livestock
and tractors
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions
"Hey Jed, hows the sheep today?"
“Well Jim Bob, its kinda like throwing a banana down a hallway”
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
they do too
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Star Raiders was my favorite game on the Atari 800.
Or was it the 400? I can’t remember.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I gotta go now.
I promised myself I would reimpose my rule of getting off the computer by 1:00 in order to get to sleep by 2:00.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Don't tell Pam I was here.
She will gloat.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
We have just learned here at AN that sirbed has made a fantasy trade at 3:52 am CDT
for a blow up doll?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish...all I got was John Buck,Carlos Pena and Howie Kendrick
a blow up doll would have been better
I can hook you up
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
porn hampster,
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
gerbil
porn gerbil
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
damn skippy
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I took mom.
I only had to pay her $20.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I never even saw my senior prom
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
did it see you first?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I hid from it
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions
wha? do tell.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think I wanna drink anything called Aloe Blast.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
that just sounds wrong
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions
doesn't it?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha
you’d think
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm guessing.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you paying too much for term life insurance?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
I want to talk about wOBA
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
damn fippy!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
When a problem comes along...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Before the cream sets out too long...
(really? that’s the lyric?)
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions
we are not
oh. that wasn’t a question?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions
your pink card is in the mail
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Here!

Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions
better then portman I thought
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions
boobies!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions
bask in them
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions
something just became straight
when I saw that
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I went a little up
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions
nothing.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
naw....wrong end is all
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
this.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions
here ya go

Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions
thank you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
you are quite welcome
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
you are.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions
[looks at geekgirlhookup.com]
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions
their cover of Satisfaction was kind of a hit...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
NONE OF THAT HERE
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
At least the damn gnats lost
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
3-2 to the marlins.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
they have 56 wins to our 50
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions
damn gnats
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions
So it's after 4 in the morning....my ears are so swollen I can't hear
it’s muggy outside….I’m not wearing any clothes….it just doesn’t get any better than this
you just need a beer
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe try Aloe Blast.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions
even better

Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions
and twice on saturdays
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
sometimes...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I always was.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions
you're not alone.
I am AN.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions
quite.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions
ordered my CDs on self-esteem, huh?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions
cool--you bought the whole set, then!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions
In the beginning, Bloom created the heavens and the earth.
Then he get bored as shit, and created AN. And it was good.
go forth and spread my word, children.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions
as Swisher Thresher said, it was my understanding that everyone had heard.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions
cokehead
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions
he likes 7-Up.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions
food
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions
he's a comic book goth geek, sirbed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions
that too
and a rockabilly and swing music efficanado
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions
pretty much a movie freak
and I use to read all the time
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions
people always ask me that
I can never narrow it down really
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions
xmen hehehe
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah
they actually did them well. I wasn’t sure they could
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I've never read a comic book
I was reading books about sports and history when I was a kid so I never got into them….I did collect baseball cards for years.
common ground alert!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I've pretty much read every book on baseball
made before 1987 lol
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions
You know it's funny that CS and I are two of
the “silly” people on AN but we’ve probably read more about baseball than DFA or thejd44 ever will.
cards. talk about cards.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions
don't tell anyone
but I actually own bill james’ first book he put out lo those many years ago
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't like him
before I came to AN
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I like him about half the time
the other half I think he’s full of it….but he’s a Jayhawk and we have to stick together.
weirdo.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions
one of my friends daughters
is a jayhawk. they are like that
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions
weirdo.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I stopped reading
when my jobs forced me to wake up at 3 and 4 am
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions
retail jobs
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions
at the same time?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions
No....and I worked at Target
I liked working at Macy’s..this was back in 1991….I was only there for a short time before I moved to Kansas
I have worked at pier 1, target, GNC,
and I was also a job coach for the developmentally disabled for 4 years
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions
does this mean
we can have sex, but not get married?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions
now you get to be a two way star
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions
There's always
Paris Target.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions
what did you do there?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm guessing mime.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Cashier
I was 17…during the summer of 1990…quit as soon as I could..it was my 2nd job after working at Foster Farms
I'm guessing Target was better than FF.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions
eww
you worked at a chicken farm? that brutal work. one of my friends work at the one in TN
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Ohhh ok
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions
boring, then.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions
did you serve her chicken?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions
hmm...your penis is quite weighty
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Paris?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions
whore
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions
she is
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions
yes?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait to play rock band again
I played that all day today at my friends
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions
not you ho
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions
small gloves.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions
huge hands and feet.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions
6'
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions
agrd.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions
just get a pillow
then when you wake up, you can type something, then go back to sleep
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it might not be healthy for me to live with you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions
it's happening.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions
scary, huh>
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions
muhahahaha
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions
ack! Hide!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll hide under your belly fat
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions
there are 2 other roommates
sheila and dave
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions
nope!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions
a somewhat large apartment
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions
and a garage heehee
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh that's right....the garage
I wish my condo had one….we just have a car port….I keep all my tools at a friends place
yup and a garage!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I might kill him eventually.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions
he is a gnats fan
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions
poor dave.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions
you just want his tv
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions
i do
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions
rent is much cheaper with him though
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions
but its are-kansas
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions
well its 3am. I'm think I'm going to sleep for the night
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions
good night sexy golfer
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions
sleep time fellers.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions
loser
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions
you do!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions
yupyup
talk to you manana
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions
bah humbug
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 27, 2010 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Not bad
almost 500 comments
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
i think you should.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay 10 hottest woman other than my girlfriend
1. Natalie Portman
2. Alyssa Milano
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
4. Halle Berry
5. Christina Hendricks
6. Cindy Crawford
7. Salma Hayek
8. Rosario Dawson
9. Drew Barrymore
10. Jessica Simpson….I know…so sue me
Top 10 Movies...a list that changes daily
1. Jaws
2. Cool Hand Luke
3. 12 Angry Men
4. Apocalypse Now
5. Braveheart
6. Heat
7. Raiders of the Lost Ark
8. The Natural
9. Hoosiers
10. Patton
All Fip and no play make sirbed a dull boy
All Fip and no play make sirbed a dull boy
All Fip and no play make sirbed a dull boy
All Fip and no play make sirbed a dull boy
All Fip and no play make sirbed a dull boy
Top 10 T.V. Shows...another list that changes
1. NYPD Blue
2. The West Wing
3. Cheers
4. Breaking Bad
5. The Wire
6. M*A*S*H
7. The Shield
8. Mad Men
9. House
10. The X-Files
Top 10 favorite Oakland Athletics
1. Carney Lansford
2, Rickey Henderson
3. Dave Stewart
4. Dennis Eckersley
5. Reggie Jackson
6. Dave Henderson
7. Mark McGwire
8. Terry Steinbach
9. Bob Welch
10. Jason Giambi
Top 10 Oakland Raiders
1. Marcus Allen
2. Jim Plunkett
3. Tim Brown
4. Todd Christensen
5. Howie Long
6. Art Shell
7. Matt Millen
8. Lyle Alzado
9. Rod Martin
10. Lester Hayes
Top 10 Favorite Golfers
1. Jack Nicklaus
2. Phil Mickleson
3. Lee Trevino
4. Nick Faldo
5. Greg Norman
6. Ernie Els
7. Raymond Floyd
8 Fred Couples
9. Tom Watson
10 Seve Ballesteros
The top 10 Presidents....it can go several ways after the top 5
1. George Washington
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Franklin Roosevelt
4. Harry S. Truman
5. Theodore Roosevelt
6. Thomas Jefferson
7. Lyndon Johnson
8. Dwight Eisenhower
9. Woodrow Wilson
10. James K. Polk
Dang, you sure do love the warmongers.
We disagree so much on this one.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Top 10 Genesis Albums
1. Duke
2. Invisible Touch
3. Genesis (1983)
4. Wind and Wuthering
5. Foxtrot
6. Abacab
7. Selling England by the Pound
8. We Can’t Dance
9. The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
10. A Trick of the Tail
Top 10 Favorite Authors
1. Michael Connelly
2. Lawrence Block
3. James Lee Burke
4. Raymond Chandler
5. John Steinbeck
6. Peter Straub
7. Ernest Hemingway
8. John Grisham
9. Robert B. Parker
10. C.J. Box
Top 10 Favorite Singers/Bands
1. Genesis/Phil Collins
2. U2
3. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
4. Bruce Springsteen
5. Sting/The Police
6. Marc Cohn
7. Mark Knopfler/Dire Straits
8 Mike + the Mechanics/Paul Carrack
9. Billy Joel
10. Eric Clapton
Top 10 Favorite Actors
1. Gene Hackman
2. Paul Newman
3. Harrison Ford
4. Clint Eastwood
5. Henry Fonda
6. Robert DeNiro
7. Morgan Freeman
8. Robert Redford
9. Denzel Washington
10. Tom Hanks
Top 10 favorite songs...only 1 song per singer/band...another list that changes
1. In the Air Tonight – Phil Collins
2. One – U2
3. Tiny Dancer – Elton John
4. Free Fallin’ – Tom Petty
5. While You See a Chance – Steve Winwood
6. Mama – Genesis
7. Fire and Rain – James Taylor
8. The Living Years – Mike + the Mechanics
9. The Way it is – Bruce Hornsby
10. Darling Pretty – Mark Knopfler
Top 10 things I miss about California
1. My Friends who are still there
2. Sacramento
3. The Raiders
4 The A’s
5. Cordova Golf Course
6. Great Mexican food
7. Sourdough French Bread
8. P.R.N.
9. Bodega Bay
10. The mix of all different types of people
Top 10 Favorite Stand Up Comedians
1. George Carlin
2. Bill Hicks
3. Eddie Murphy
4. Steve Martin
5. Will Durst
6. Jim Gaffigan
7. Norm MacDonald
8. Richard Jeni
9. Dennis Miller
10. Dave Chappelle
Top 10 things I want to do before I die
1. Have a child
2. Get Married
3. Play Augusta National
4. Get a novel published
5. Go to Europe
6. Swim with sharks
7. Go white water rafting in the Grand Canyon
8. Run for local office
9. Buy a cabin cruiser
10. A hole in one!
Top 10 Places I want to spend a summer
1. England
2. Australia
3. Washington D.C.
4. New York City
5. Italy
6. Spain
7. Hawaii….again
8. Boston
9. Bay Area
10. China
Top 10 NFL Head Coaches
1. Bill Walsh
2. Don Shula
3. Vince Lombardi
4. Joe Gibbs
5. George Halas
6. Paul Brown
7. Chuck Noll
8. Bill Belichick
9. Tom Landry
10. John Madden
Top 10 things I don't want to live without
1. Women
2, Family and Friends
3. Air Conditioning
4. Golf
5. NFL
6. The internet
7. Music
8. Movies
9. Books
10. Baseball
Top 10 Favorite Foods/Meals
1. Steak
2. BBQ Chicken
3. Tacos
4. Spaghetti
5. Chicken Lo Mein
6. Grilled Cheese
7. Cherry Garcia Ice Cream
8. Hamburgers
9. Polish Sausage with Kraut
10. Egg McMuffin
no pizza?!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
10 things I will do in the next 5 years
1. That whole get married and have a kid thing
2. Get better at being a teacher
3. Run a marathon soon
4. Finish writing my first full length novel
5. Take up boxing
6. Move to the east coast
7. Go to the Super Bowl with my Dad
8. Give more time and money to charity
9. Become a scratch golfer
10. Take flying lessons
Well that's 20 Top 10 lists....I think that's enough of this Fip
If you read all this….I’m sorry….I’m not feeling well and my ears are swollen shut so I couldn’t watch or listen to something….If I keep doing these lists I might catch Bloom in posts by the year 2374….I should shut up now….Have a great day
you make a lot of top ten lists.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

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