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Not my night, not your night, not the A's night. Well, maybe your night.

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I really can't stay.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Please, have a seat. We insist.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

boo

I like how you mention if Bloomie shows up. Like this is some bar or club and everyone’s wondering is he gonna show? It’s pretty cool, actually.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're too boring for sirbed.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm dancing as fast as I can!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Squirrels are groping me and I like it!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm in.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Don...I really think this is for the best

sometimes these things go on all night long if Bloomie shows up

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree, my man.

A sidenote: it always became a pain in the ass for me to scroll down to the bottom to post my recap link amid all the post-game comments.

Of course, someone is going to tell me there is an easier way, but oh well.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

It was actually part of my motivation for creating the extra while-we-wait-for-the-recap thread.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to learn how to do some stuff here

I’ve got links down….I’d like to start doing regular DLD’s…I have some ideas for some fanposts as well.

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oakclubhouse
  
Clay Mortensen threw 8 shut-out innings in Sacramento’s 2-1 win. Mortensen allowed only 2 hits to first-place Tacoma. #Athletics
less than 20 seconds ago via web

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

explain candlesticks in explicit detail?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give up. I am too stoopid.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look up Bull Durham - the movie - quotes. It's in there somewhere.

If not I will link it when I get back.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

candlesticks quote

linky

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, doc. I was expecting a cuss word euphemism. And the link took me away and broke the thread for me.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay.

it was good.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s quiet at least for now.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Everyone is apprehensive still.

And we were missing some key players.

It’s what I meant when I told Nico he didn’t need hall monitors for the first two weeks, while everyone tested the waters.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It made my toe cold.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

now it's too hot. grumble.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

can I ...

Can I … say it?

…. oh well … here goes ….

POOP!

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

{flagged}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

now, was that Good Don or Bad Don flagging me?

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you dare tell him which one. Don't. Don't!

It was me, cityplANner.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

jerk.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh, baby

you flag so good

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oakclubhouse
  
Mortensen now has 11 wins and a 3.50 ERA for Sacramento this season. #Athletics
2 minutes ago via web

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

keithlaw
  
Texas now up 8 in the loss column. If the Angels play .600 ball the rest of the way, Texas only has to go 33-32 to win the AL West.
3 minutes ago via Seesmic for Android

We have the same amount of losses as the Angels, but Law didn’t even mention us.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Stephen Parker hit a three-run home run for Stockton tonight, but they trail by a 4-3 score in the seventh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Pawkaaah

Put some chowdah on his swing and hit it outta the paaawk
yeeh seeeeeeeee

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Jul 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

knock it outta the park, parkah!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

William Anthony “Tony” Parker does.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants-Diamondbacks game is the only game going on right now.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I listen to it rarely, but I won’t tonight.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not "of the people here," but listen regularly.

I especially enjoy buying products from his advertisers.

by sleepingcobra on Jul 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's out for pizza with a few others.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow, they did that again?

Ha.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, a planned date.

Kinda cute.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first one wasn't planned.

It was even cuter. They just kinda all realized they were hungry, and off they went. The next morning, the CT thread was full of 100+ new posts that were sent at 3 in the morning.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's right!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I passed on it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

EN is on.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't think of an all time fave. Current shows I love are Supernatural, Medium, 30 Rock, umm I'll have to get back to ya. What's your all time fave?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I finished season 2.

Holy crap. I’m in love.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Wow. I can’t wait, then. I’ve got it, just haven’t started it yet.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the whole series is incredible.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Season one was great, but season two was damn near flawless.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you read Television Without Pity?

I think you’d like it.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, no. Just googled it.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

The recap is here.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The A’s are 22-10 in day games and that’s the best record in baseball.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

[lurks in wait with flag in hand]

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey....so you selling?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t Orchard Park.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

MacArthur Park

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jurassic Park

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lucking furker

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF.

by doctorK on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it had a sac bunt by Daric Barton

it would encompass everything I hate about A’s baseball this season

If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.

by cityplANner on Jul 23, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that sucked.

I think it is game 11 that I have been at and we have lost this year. I accept responsibility.

Ms. Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I've give up hope for this season.

And should probobly give away the rest of my season’s tix.

Ms. Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SMASH

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Jul 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green.

It’s a start.
Now we need just a tad more ANGRY.

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cahill has a 2.76 ERA, 2.85 BB/9 and 1.01 WHIP in his last 16 starts so that is everything since his first start.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pizza related news

I went into The City today and tried some deep dish Paxti’s Chicago Pizza.

Pretty similar in look and texture to Zachary’s, but the tomatoes had somewhat of a tingly taste that seemed natural to me.

@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fip yeah!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good thing I never cuss.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pope would curse during a Raiders game.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh burn.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but the traffic is about nine times lower.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he’s still around. He butted heads with KA1Z3R recently, though.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an interesting one.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

language!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry but that S-O-B drove me nuts

He knew nothing about football but that didn’t stop him from posting all the time.

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why I only posted once!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to 500 and then stopped

and I love the Raiders more than almost anything in the world but that site just isn’t as smart or funny as AN.

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wade in the game threads some.

But as far as the actual analysis, everything besides RRS’s stuff isn’t exactly the greatest.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's the best thing there by far

heck they called me…ME! a stats guy on that site.

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEXUAL THEMES.

RUN FLAGBOT.EXE.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to run Microsoft Security Essentials on you- you're spreading to sirbed.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have access to the Dashboard at S&BP?

Just curious about the unique visitor count.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me see what I can find.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have been 2,643 unique visitors today over there. What about here?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

4,342.

That’s better than I expected for S&BP.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't think the new unrule would change how I post but it does make me feel... off.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you worry.

Don’t any of you worry. I’m not here to whistleblow.

[tightens grip on whistle]

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

narcbot!!! Everybody run!!!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

boy howdy does he!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should change his name to ChickenRandy!

[is hilarious, he swears]

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to flag you but I don't know why.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT. I dare you.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a trick, isn't it?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

Every flag is laughed at behind the scenes and entered into the ban roulette wheel reviewed by each and every moderater with utmost care.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, what would happen if I did a joke flag? Would I get a warning?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

A warning? Nah.

I mean, obviously, you probably shouldn’t, but nothing would happen to you, really. Maybe a friendly email telling you to knock it off if you did it a bunch.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can get non-spam email that way?

flexes fingers

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it, I'm sending you offers for fake iPods and penis enlargement pills.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

so what I'm taking from that is the penis enlargement pills aren't fake.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like?

I also have Rolex!

[opens ninth pocket in trenchcoat]

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teach me how to make $100,000 a month working at home for 8 hours!!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure!

Just give me your full name, social security number, credit card number (+ security code), and bank pin. I’ll send a free starter’s kit, normally, a $50 value!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is? Oh right. kittens!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm serious. Pam almost made me turn when she posted all those shelter kitty links.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

You two were kinda going buck wild that night. Over pictures of kitties.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you dare turn homeless kittens into something dirty!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing dirty at all!

I mean cats. Not whatever it is you could have possibly been thinking.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

your italics sound snotty. just sayin'!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They invoke sarcasm.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

goodness

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But is there a better way

to make loads of free money do legitimate business?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

gp

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kelly Johnson hit for the cycle tonight.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The Oakland A's: There's always something that will frustrate you.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

CT said that.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Oakland A's: Most things will frustrate you.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

those kooky A's.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

sirbed will wear his white polo tomorrow when he takes his boat out on the lake…..we know return you to the CT thread.

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Sirbed is taking Athletica out on said boat.

Ms. Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do ladies like boats? I need a boat.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worked well for these guys

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't we be on a motherfuckin' boat?

(Can I write that here or are you all offended?!?!)

Ms. Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am deeply offended.

I mean, I am deeply offended

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep! :)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sensing that we need to do an exclusive Girls of AN Day.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

ineligible

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by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

you don't meet the gender range.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

and you know this?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

?

??

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

like you've never dropped your pants here!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm...fooled me with your clever logic again...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you guys have tonight?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

*fun

or just tonight. together.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was fun.

It wasn’t a guys night out thing, though—we would gladly have had women there. LS’s wife was there.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

can I get in on that.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

[blushes, leaves in a huff]

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff hit two homers tonight; he’s batting .305/.391/.550 this season.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The SportsMachine is never off!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat

take a good hard look
at the motherfucking boat!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Donnie Murphy hit a walk-off single tonight.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Went to the game and it was a snoozer.

They really need to think about calling up Taylor and/or Carter soon. Those guys are very close to ready and the offense needs a shot in the arm.

by duballers23 on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So...this is the CT thread. Allow me.

Fuck.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch it, mister.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawk

“Dang Gummit”

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurray! Danbot's family safe software has been disabled!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

KLongworthCSN
  
Today was #RyanSweeney’s last day in the Clubhouse he heads to Colorado for surgery one week from today
2 minutes ago via UberTwitter

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Sob.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

KLongworthCSN
  
Just talked with #RajaiDavis he’s not sure if he’ll play tomorrow he’s waiting to see how his hamstring is doing after today’s late scratch
2 minutes ago via UberTwitter

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, is that what it was?

Hamstring? Rajai’s bad hamstring is the only reason Jack Cust played today? Argh.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s his left hamstring.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to watch Home Improvement on TV Land every night.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The last time the Lions were relevant

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Sanders retired too early.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying this as a criticism of your age

Hell, I’m only 23. But did you see Barry Sanders play? IMO, easily the best RB ever.

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by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

(well maybe not "easily")

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by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember very little of him. I remember that I was in Disneyland when Jerome Bettis made that coin flip call on Thanksgiving.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He ran like he was controlled by a 12 year old on Madden

It was insane. He could’ve passed Payton if the Lions didn’t suck so badly and Bobby Ross wasn’t a SOB.

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by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should always wipe.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

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She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakland A's: Where we live sucks less than where you live.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

What about Modesto?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Arcata? I plan on transferring to Humboldt State University.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh gonna go toke something huh?

that’s a druggie school…or at least it was when some of my friends went there

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry sirbed, teachers are low hanging fruit here.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I really don’t envy California teachers. It’s really a thankless job.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If things were better I'd love to comeback

but I plan on teaching for many years so it won’t happen….well that and my GF would never move there.

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't get me started. Politics is still verboten, even here.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cal blog lifted the politics ban!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be interesting to see a politics discussion here.

Lot of smart minds around these parts.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I plan on being an English major.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun times.

Any plans on what you want to do afterwards?

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teach.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took three years of Spanish in high school, so maybe I’ll pick it up.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at some community thingy the other night with full-on translation.

The way that women spoke and rolled her r’s was sexy as hell.

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me

the girl I dated right after HS was born in Mexico….oh she was so hot….and her family was so cool….god we ate good.

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tostada?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Mexican food

and the best in the US is in California by far.

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. NY wins for pizza though.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There are places that mail you NY pizza. I haven't tried them.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, easily.

San Diego is Mexican food heaven. An easy rule of thumb: the smaller the restaurant square foot/number of drive-thrus ratio, the better the food. My favorite was a place that was essentially a walk-up shack with tables outside. And TWO drive-thrus, one on either side.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's rule number one.

Also, spicy pickled slices of carrots next to the salsas, for whatever reason.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

spicy carrots FTW!

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got one of those exact restaurants

about five miles from my house. Their burritos will make me sob with joy as you eat them.

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

or make you

But I suck for typing tonight.

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can enjoy us eating burritos too.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure I would.

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

{wonders if this flaggable}

{decides to flag to be on the safe side. and get email}

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was baited.

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, there's an easier way...

Post something so obnoxious that you get flagged and BBG sends you a strike email. 100% success rate!

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want to commit account suicide. I just want a friendly hello!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to go to a great hole-in-the-wall in downtown Oakland. I think it was where

San Pablo split off Broadway? It’s been a long time though.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The taco truck on Market and 3rd is pretty damn good.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my friends is moving to SD next week.

I might come down soon and drag you to a game with me.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drag me from the Bay Area?

That’d be a long drag.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no later this year. Aren't you going back?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Seriously, I’d love any excuse to go to Petco. Such a beautiful stadium. Let me know if you decide on a day.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is gorgeous.

It’s what I dream of for Oakland.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

But maybe smaller. Petco is modern, attractive, and altogether awesome. And historical too!

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And integrated into the downtown landscape.

I love it.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's seriously awesome

And right by public transportation, bars, restaurants and pretty much whatever else you’d desire.

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great example.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And downtown San Diego is without parallel.

Especially the weather at night.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. You'll LOVE it.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once my house situation is settled.

I should be able to afford things again.

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's truly a great place

I was there earlier this year.

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to admit

thet two things I really miss about being married to a Mexican girl are the parties and the food.

{and ok the talking dirty to me in spanish}

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well my Jewish GF has some great food too

she doesn’t speak Yiddish very well though

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, nice.

Like I said, it’s a thankless job. But a damned important one. Good on you!

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh okay....so you don't plan on ever working then huh?

just kidding…I started as one myself but I got tired of reading dead brit chicks write about boys.

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone doesn't like the Bronte chicks.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh nope....I'm a manly man...so I switched to History

and it is my first love…..7 years and two pieces of paper later…and a bunch of money here I am.

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let us know what happens with that. Sports and politics, will wonders never cease.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never really read the DBD much over there, but I’ll try.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Savage says something about them being the same, but I tune him out so I forget what.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also says to invest in gold and put it in a Liberty Safe.

Get his free DVD and instruction booklet for free!

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're supposed to buy gold, we're supposed to sell gold, I'm so confused. I'll just keep buying scratch-offs.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prison guards seems to be where it's at

And not just security at the Raiders games.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out everyone

I’m on my third low-cal Gatorade and it’s about to get uncomfortable in here.

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just about to get my pink lemonade on.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

slick

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, dude.

Why the pants?

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pants aren't a good look for you.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

67M is Ray Ratto!

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by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

{caught}

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thx.

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call that the navy blue polo sirbed.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew.

My oldest brother is 57

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is all kinds of variety.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for throwing us a bone, Bloom groupy.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay to swear in here.

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by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck them Don.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck them all.

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I have an original thought to convey!

FIRE GEREN NOW.

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jul 23, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

gold star for PL78!

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR ORIGINALITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS

Also, we should DFA Jack Cust.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to call CT!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Cunningham is batting .311/.338/.500 in 82 PA for the Padres.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Who did we get for him again? Hairston? Kouzmanoff? I forget.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it was Hairston and Cunningham for Kouzmanoff and Sogard.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had acquired Hairston for Webb, Italiano and Gallagher.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, that's right.

Thanks, Sportsmachine.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Denorfia is batting .283/.345/.441 in 142 PA.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked that guy.

Nice to see him succeed.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

same

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is "World Martial Arts"?

It’s on CNS California right now. I want to learn to fight like this.

Ms. Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 23, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The one with the pretty flags and vogue-ing?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were also sticks and swords.

Some flags, and a somersault or two as well!

Ms. Jesa

by Athletica on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that sucked

Is CT still on?

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

any good callers tonight? I miss Saeed.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yum, I actually left to get Al Pastor tacos

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I miss anything?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

kittens

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

really where???

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nowhere.

At all.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

{sigh}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it has been suggested as way to get into my pants.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

good don!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad don!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see my posting of kitten links almost made you fall for me.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but it was 2nd base Pam that sealed the deal. ;)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah. Someone has pictures of my playing 2B.

Thank god they won’t post them.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh please, please, please! I always see you with a Dave Stewart stare when you play softball.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha.

No, I play slo-pitch co-ed softball. I’m much more of a jokester. (surprise)

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't ruin the image! You're a hard core, dave stewart-starin' 2nd baser.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And gritty, don't forget gritty

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks preppie!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I requested more you in the game threads!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are we not over anymore?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly you do not fall in my gender range.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can pretend.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We know you will.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

were you around for the game?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did not

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he missed you.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats lovely.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, were you out with that typegeek BF he promised you?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn't found me one yet

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

boo

I would set you up with some of my Bay Area friends. But, I wouldn’t want to wish ill on you.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone uses that excuse.

Trying to cook up a few things, we’ll see.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure you'll find someone awesome

And then bring them on here, and we’ll put him through the ringer.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done deal.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

your AN big bros will protect you ;-)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't need protecting ;)

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, just teasing

But you should bring a future BF on here.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he can't hang with y'all he's not worth having.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

truth

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much.

It’s a CT thread.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OakA’sHoney invited me over to her house tomorrow night.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

She won't be there.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you going?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a chance.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah. Don't fall for that.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I lied.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suzuki

FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Flagged! Politics!

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No flags! It's a CT thread!

Wheeeeeeeeeee!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it's smart-ugly!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

smart ugly! you are funny!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, that means we're dumb nice?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You suck!

I hate you!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

screw you man!

stop hijacking this thread!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that thread was just a mess.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Jul 23, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cust is batting .297/.400/.477 now.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So he leads the team in AVG, OBP, and SLG and Geren still refuses to start him everyday?

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Jul 23, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win games? No. That's just what they're expecting me to do.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

I’m gonna go cry in the corner now.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna get drunk first. Then cry.

I hear that’s attractive.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

.......

….

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dots.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dippin’.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

sirbed breaks his dates.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only assholes quote themselves.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up, JoePo.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged...for being true

I’m never going to have a sig line anyway

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

...?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who will be on FOX tomorrow?

Hawk and Ray? Glen and Steve Stone? Being probably a very region specific matchup, I wonder if FOX will send out the big guns?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawk and Ray?

Puke.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh kill me

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that'll be hilarious.

I’d be surprised if they don’t come to blows…

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Jul 23, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me see how many games are on Fox tomorrow.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

12!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

3

Mets/Dodgers – Probably Buck/McCarver
Phillies/Rockies – Probably Dick Stockton
A’s/White Sox

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are only two other Fox games. Eric Karros and his PBP guy are in Los Angeles. I think Buck and McCarver would be in Philadelphia, then. I don’t know if that leaves anyone.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The animated baseball knows more than him.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the horror!

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that movie.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a fact jack!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAHH!

Didn’t it have a name?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scooter!

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg, that's right.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should be getting Dick Stockton and Mark Grace.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stockton is okay

But I have him more associated with the Lakers than baseball.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I stopped by

I thot the game wasn’t being televised..

by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that game sucked

I should have stayed home.. Not sure if you guys have discussed this yet, but what do you think we should do with HRod? He clearly isn’t ready to pitch in the bigs yet. Sure he can top 100, but with no command he’s toast, and he can’t hold guys on.

by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't catch the end of the game.

How was Henry? Not good, I take it?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He struck out three, but he allowed two runs and three guys stole bases on his account.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD.

That sounds…like exactly what I’d expect. Hasn’t he destroyed AAA this year? He may just need some consistent time in the bigs. Could also be one of those guys who just never figures it out.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was wild

as if that is a surprise. He’s another enigma, that one.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

EN thought one extra pitch would make a big difference.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a change-up

and a curve but can’t throw it for a strike.

by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ever read the book, out of curiosity?

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I hate to be “that guy,” but the book was so much better.

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ever read the Brothers K? Not completely about baseball but so good.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't

But I’m always looking for good books… just have a bit of a stack going right now. I’ll see what it’s about, thanks!

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's don't have much of a choice, unless you want to bring Cedrick Bowers back up.

The holding runners on thing was more of a problem today than control. Luckily, that’s something that can be worked and fixed relatively easily.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So why in the flying fuck does Jack Cust not start at DH every goddamn day?????

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Geren is an idiot?

I’m sorry. CT thread. A fucking idiot.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see spell check caught the mistake.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I run Spell Check 5.2!

Beep.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone interested in who gets what tomorrow
MLB on FOX
NYM/LAD- Primary
COL/PHL- Colorado, Idaho, Maryland, Montana, Pennsylvania (except Philadelphia), Honolulu, North Platte, Rapid City, Salt Lake City, Casper
CWS/OAK- Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota, Dakotas, Washington state, Wisconsin, Chico-Redding, Eureka, Sacramento, San Francisco, Topeka, Louisville, Kansas City, Omaha, Reno, Cleveland, Toledo, Medford

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

well fuck

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone here?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So is no one actually listening to the show?

I didn’t see anyting about the yahoo that suggested we get Manny Ramirez and put Jack Cust in RF for the rest of the year?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He is an AN reader, because someone said it on here somewhere today

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

REALLY

tar and feather?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this is AN

so it’s more like squirrel fur and bacon fat

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

PL78?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Sorry PL78.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn't he here in this thread for a moment?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was! He wanted to fire Geren- look up!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this the CT Thread?

[[[ingests drugs]]]
[[[peels off clothes]]]
[[[curses liberally whilst suggesting sexual congress with every single poster on AN, even women]]]
[[[falls down]]]
[[[curses more]]]
[[[suicide by ecstasy overdose]]]
[[[more cursing from afterlife]]]

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

and everyone wears navy blue polo shirts.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

party is... STARTED!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLUSTERFUCK WITH DRUGS

I’ve just wanted to say that all day, so I did.

Thanks.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

empy

You never responded on whether or not I could steal the fp on Monday morning.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's all yours Don

I’m still steamed from the nastiness SJ vs. Oakland thing last night in that fanpost.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be asleep

so I’ll likely match the A’s offense, but I won’t be able to post threads, sorry.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

no worries, I got it

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're welocome Don

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the set of Mad Men!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clusterfuck

Haha…

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those brackets are making me hallucinate.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

good

you need to cut loose, and wake up naked under a bridge in Southeast Ohio next to a 7 foot drag queen named Sylvester with no idea how you got there.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's why Nico pays me the big

goatsbucks Don.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get paid by the comment.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your link DID take me away. and I didn't even see any A's caps!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lies.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's all true! Maye links work differently on macs. sure.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nico won’t be happy about that.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

who doesn't?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you first

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the point.

     That’s the point.

                           That’s the point.

     That’s the point.

          That’s the point.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out nifty Oakland A’s hats.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Pirates-style pillbox hats!

http://www.hatland.com/store4hats.cfm/hats,4,14829.html

Actually…meh. But they look good on the Pirates.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

will the link take me away from here?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I always make them open in a new tab.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good man.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's why you rock!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So - how'd we score our one run?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions  

magic

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're gonna fucking make me look at the box score?

Hmph.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That bastion of suckitude, Cust

hit a double after Kouz hit a double.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking hate that guy and his 200 strickouts every year

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, that piece of shit

We should bench him every other day. Or something.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't have him hit against lefties

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a boom or bust idiot.

Why did we sign him again?

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cust doubled home someone.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

back to back doubles by Kouz/Cust

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys need to swear more.

I’m feeling deprived because of the newer cleaner AN.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

But I never cuss.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No time like the fucking present, kid.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

In retrospect, I would have preferred the clear rules instead of this tiptoeing shit

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda agree.

But that original thread took off like a fucking jet. No stopping it now.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, seriously

Oh well, might as take advantage of this fucking thread. Fuck losing. I hope we kick the shit out of these assholes tomorrow.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hindsight.

I know Nico is trying to do the best he can.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope no one thinks otherwise.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think plenty of people do, unfortunately.

But trying to convince them otherwise is just a losing battle.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our other fp folks are trustworthy too

And um they’re here, so yeah. wink

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by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very trustworthy.

[steals pens from the break room]

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly I'm sick

I read that as “steals penis from the break room”

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your's sounds more interesting.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just assumed you did that anyways

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

[looks at crotch]

Fuck!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta watch me

you go make a sandwich and halfway through some gay emperor stole yer Johnson right from between your legs.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second time this week, fucker.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not my fault

you like sandwiches and you are a cute guy, what do you expect? I may be a penis thief, but I am only human.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

mustard, bend down to the fridge 3rd shelf and get the MUSTARD

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

a couple of you anyway

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

[hugs]

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dawwww.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't sweat it D

everyone loves you, trust me.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very true about the last part.

I’ve never known Nico to do something that he knew wasn’t the best option for AN. I just wish the guys in that thread thought the same way. Oh well.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's the stupidest fucking request

utter bullshit.

piss off asshole

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are the math cups the next two days?

Do our chances look better?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought our chances looked pretty good today.

Ergh.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know...but I'm trying out this new optimism/looking forward thing. Go with me.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine.

It’s Vin Mazzaro vs. Freddy Garcia. Possibly in our favor? Then Dan Hudson vs. TBA.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah. I read that "fine" with a LOT of attitude.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

Because I gave it a lot of attitude. A lot of fucking attitude.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES! Go dan. Boop cluck.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the first episode of that new documentary series Life today.

Had a group of cheetahs tracking and killing an ostrich. I thought of…me (?).

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

“TBA” will be either Anderson, Sheets or Braden.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

dan hudson?

didn’t we trad him for anderon, carter gonzales myers thomas and cruz?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Hudson is traded before then...lol

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking that.

If we send Sheets to Chicago, Hudson could start on Sunday anyway. For us.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

How’s this for optimism? We’re 22-10 in days games and that’s the best record in baseball.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear that split don't mean shit

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

[applause]

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

twirls hair

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

chewing gum too?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I have to focus on just one thing at a time.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

{stares} what?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

typing words

 now thinking

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

How’s this for optimism? We’re 22 and fucking 10 in days games and that’s the best record in baseball.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOLD.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yes!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I WISH WE ONLY PLAYED DAY GAMES!!!!!!111!1!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Step 1: Cut off electricity to lighting towers
Step 2: WORLD FUCKIN SERIES!

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot to fix the typo in “days” over there.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the 2nd inning

It was clear Buerhle brought the A game today.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah seriously.

I listened halfway until about the 3rd? Sounded pretty bad at that point.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see the command center

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhhh...this is it.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven't shown him the buttons yet.

The buttons.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh.

I think that’s dirtier than you meant it to be.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I meant it that way!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure kiddo.

How’s SLO? How was orientation?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

I loved SLO.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ucsc

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's going to UCSC in the fall but he's in SLO for the rest of the summer.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

thanks for the fucking update

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're fucking welcome asshole.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linguists.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mighty Banana Slugs!

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We bite our goddamn mates in the groin after going at it.

Respect.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flashy buttons.

SLO was mehhh. It was mostly sunny but it was cold and breezy, and there was a cool orange overcast towards dusk and…who am I kidding, it was really pretty.

And don’t get me started with orientation.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tours are all booked until November.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night Jesa!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw. Shooty lurves Kurt.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

Big Bad Mama is on TCM, the movie I was forbidden to watch as a kid.

by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Angie Dickinson? I'm gay and I still think that is Hawt.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's a funny name.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't mess with Police Woman kiddo

funkiest theme song of any female-cop show, ever

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure this isn't a Maynard Ferguson song?

lol

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that Henry Mancini Cop Show Themes album

is BADASS

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have to find that on the intertorrentz

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll give you a copy if you can't

Fits on one killa CD with “Symphonic Soul,” another funktastic HM album from 1974

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright, I'll let you know

Thanks man

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yw

if it’s funk you want, I have plenty.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok,

I remember why I wasn’t suppose to watch it – lots and lots of nudity… lol

by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched Apocalypse Now when I was 9

my parents didn’t worry about me when it comes to that kind of stuff

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sister's favorite movie when she was 6 was Eraser

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

my parents took me to see raunchy Broadway shows like Equus when I was like 9

that’s a big reason I turned out like this, you know.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Equus teaches you that they're very selective on who they pick to portray nude characters.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to see that in NY last year

but couldn’t because the entire production was SOLD OUT. That harry potter kid played the lead.

by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mom's Asian

so she was very restrictive and protective.. if she could only see me now.

by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm losing faith in the Rangers fading

It’s getting hot and they’re getting hotter.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it might be their year

I am happy if the A’s finish 82-80 or 83-79, building towards next year’s playoff appearance.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Cliff Lee acquisition pushed them over the top.

No, it pushed them closer to winning a playoff series. They were already over the top.

I’d be happy with a 2nd place finish.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

They’ll make a formidable opponent for the Yankees or Rays.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't help that Vlad decided to be awesome again,

all of their pitchers decided to switch to starting and rock, and Josh Hamilton is on a crazy mission to beat Miguel Cabrera for the triple crown. Oh well.

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by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad plays every day.

How naive of them. Geren needs to teach them a thing or two.

by A's Believer on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think finishing second is a realistic goal.

Barring further injuries, the A’s are a better team than the Angels.

"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're going to finish 76-86 as per usual.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Higher.

I’m looking towards a +.500 finish.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

so pretty dan.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take 81-81 with the Raiders going 8-8.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm cool with that.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fighting with yourself is better than having a good time with yourself.

The latter is called masturbation.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh how is that better?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You beat me to it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

[another dirty joke]

nm

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he meant here.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The former gets you hot makeup sex.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spell much?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's probably the carpal tunnel.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahah.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAH.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing gets you off like a white hot rage.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't expecting the word "rage" there.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The more you know.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be happy with that.

Especially the latter.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raiders need to go 0-16 so they'd have motive to kick them out of the coli.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A’s need to leave the Coliseum. (We need a new stadium!)

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT LIKING HAND EGG.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

More masturbation talk?

What is it with you?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's going to college

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents are really protective.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you hate that?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They asked me to consult them if I meet a girl in college.

…I don’t even

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even think I’m allowed to talk to girls.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you're a good kid and I think that's actually pretty terrific

But – don’t do that.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

You will meet plenty of girls, I’m sure. Please don’t be consulting with anyone.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not into cute asian girls, are you?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it awake?

Sure he is.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I one of the few white guys

to not inherit the “I love Asian girls” gene?

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not white, actually.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if I count (half asian)

but I don’t really have that either.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

More for me.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don't drop the ball this time.

Metaphorically or literally.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't like to drop the ball in anything, really.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's more like it

much closer to .500 this year.

Btw, the R’Cats play Tacoma tomorrow nite on Comcast Sports Net or the same channel the A’s are on.

by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, it’s at 7 on CSNCA.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A’s have used the disabled list 82 times since 2007.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Like seats?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

and lives?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent point, dan

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Dad got all pissed off about the fire extinguisher in the kitchen being in the way?

He said, “Why do we have this thing? We never use it?” That was great.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a stat you don't have to talk about.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure you do.

How many were one year FA pickups?
How many of those 82 times were repeat trips to the DL for the same injury?
How many of those 82 time were the same player?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your new boy Jackson's on that list.

:(

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to a DFA thread next.

watch out.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't wait until someone calls me a "dick"

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

dick!!!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Copycat.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her post appeared first.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curse you SBN

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I beat you to it. :P

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Consolation pls.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

More masturbation jokes...come on attijah.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lookie, pamlea!
More masturbation jokes…come on attijah.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

on purpose, my friend

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can dig it.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a film entitled "The Story of Premature Ejaculation"

and it’s Coming Soon

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learned that you can fix that problem.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tantra, my friend

learn about it here.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like sexual demonry.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

it’s more fun than even that.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sexual witchcraft?

I heard it burns.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's not witchcraft kiddo

it’s what your body was made to do, read up on it.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boy sounds like ripping good fun.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't do masturbation jokes, I'm part of the New AN Brigade.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah we really are over.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Introduce me.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

well fuck me.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

{raises hand}

Wait, that’s not my hand.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

wot

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been holding it in all night!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

Oh holding it “in”. Never mind.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's it.

Strike email for sure.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

about time, n00b

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chatspeak o noes.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

is that a rite of passage here? Breaking the strike cherry?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

done holding back, huh?

That whole AN Brigade thing is over

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been gone a while

Fill me up with the AN brigade thing.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are supposed to behave more unless we're in the back room.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

how did that go?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was stiff and uncomfortable. for reals.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

You just have to rub it a little.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

wasn't that bad

I know I am personally going to cuss just as much as I was until someone tells me not to. I hope others do the same.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

it wasn't not cussing for me, just the feeling

I had to watch everything I said.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, it's not going to be that bad.

It’s not the end of the world. Or AN. Just that some people were cursing a lot, and it was driving some new readers away, is all.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

let it fly

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

But if cussing helps your cause I'll try to be more profane.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

and hi very Berry!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hi berry berry

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

hullo

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

ola

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 24, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually you should know this Cheeseman- excessive cussing

in game threads might not be a good idea now.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awwww, do I get CGVs now?

Cursing’s kinda my thing.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can give you a freebie CGV if you want.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you make it funny.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did I get it?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

All you have to do is dick around in a front page post.

Try it, it’s fun!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dick!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah! But I never cursed in the game threads. and you saw that game.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know you want to.

All the cool kids are doing it.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I've gotten a strike before

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, all the cool kids are doing it.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

ooo snap!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I'm up to par yet.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Dick"

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was an integral part of developing the Socratic Method

penis jokes

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

dick

stockton

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

cocksville

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

dick

clark

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Dickerston from Dicksberg, Dicksylvania. A real person from a real place.

I bet.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cock Cox from Cockney.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you'd like to go to Dicksylvania

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's where the amish live, right?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, they ride around in buggies

But in dicksylvania, the buggies are phallic

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just know they like to work with their hands. WINK.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the women there are the tool users.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Martindale

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, this'll be good.

Just wait until he yells at you for talking about something unrelated.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't mess with 2nd base Pam

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone wants some Cactus Cooler?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

(tastes)

no

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will it make me cooler?

And is that even possible?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, you are hot

So I suppose so

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it iced.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watch Scrubs while eating graham crackers with milk every night before I go to sleep. Don’t judge me.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me tuck you in, sweet pea.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must have some sort of visual Tourette's

I read that as “Let me fuck you in your sweet pea.”

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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don't.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully not with—

[looks down]

Fuck, not again!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the faster you grow 'em

the fsater I’ma steal ’em, dude.

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

faster

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds so comforting.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frick!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you're out there all alone on those, dont you?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's hip in not-california where he lives.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey that just means more room for me

I’m really not a big cusser in real life so I’m cool with it….I think I can be funny without it.

by sirbed on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're mistaken.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fipprucker.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

height=300

Add that after “img”.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that 7 is too big.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to pee.

I will also need a show of hands of those still wearing clothes.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh sorry. BRB.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

always am

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may take it all off in protest of new unrules!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

atta girl

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk about a blast from the past.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

It sounds like an epic fight.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the NBA on NBC was epic.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot NBA on NBC action?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha!

That brings back memories. Where’s Ahmad Rashad?

I think John Stockton is nailing a three after the break

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We seriously need to get iglew in the CT threads.

How can we convince him that there isn’t many people actually listening to the show?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT reply actions  

We just tell ’em.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell him that Ray Ratto fills in sometimes.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

He keeps claiming it’s about limiting his AN reading to a smaller amount of discussions, but I’m sure CT has something to do with it.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's over anyway!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, CT poll.

Who, currently in this thread, actually listened?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a word

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I came on here, I picked up CT in the middle of the show

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually did.

In the car on the way home for a few minutes and streamed when I got here until the end.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUH

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

And, for the record, I did not.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guessed about 30% of CT threaders are listeners too earlier to sirbed

It appears I overshot that

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did, mostly.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not I

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

If by listened you mean slept after the game and came back now...then yes I listened./

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

no shitty way I listened

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

why do you keep fucking cussing motherfucker

shit

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's fucking pissing me the shit off.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's just fucking pissed at the shit this fucking chris townsend guy shits out on a

nightly fucking basis.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

he let me go for the whole first segment, 25 minutes

me and my silly “Does Vizquel go to the HoF?” conundrums.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's hard for me to comment on something like that

since I only watch the A’s. I don’t have the patience to watch a bball game unless I care about the players. This g’damn movie is freaky!

by sf drift king on Jul 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was the first caller

and I listened to it whilst doing the dishes… the Jesse in Pleasant Hill guy was in rare form and was suggesting all these wacko trades like Cahill/Pennington/Grant Green for Hanley Ramirez. I wrote to Chris while they were talking that Jesse was likely on more LSD than the audience of 650,000 hippies for The Who concert i watched earlier from Isle of Wight 1970.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I DID say it. see how you listen to me?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not your fault I'm not Bloom.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

[takes pants off, fondles ChickenStanley]

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

hawt

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is Bloom doing that. But of course you knew that! carry on..

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

He really has a thing against sports talk in all forms

Maybe being here is tantamount to supporting it

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. He kinda is.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Wayne?”

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goober, goober, goober, goober Wayne.

{Wayne’s a dork, Wayne’s a dork, Wayne’s a dork.}

Goober, goober, goober, goober Wayne.

{Wayne’s a dork, Wayne’s a dork, Wayne’s a dork.}

He was the ugliest kid you ever did see
Killed a fly when he was only three.

Wa-ayne the pa-ain.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm Wayne, bitch.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

{deletes CT thread}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bitch you di'int.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

what a strange childhood you must have had.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I bet Rooney actually owns a DVD player

and he has a newish computer on desk.

I wonder if iglew shaves his eyebrows.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was in Seattle earlier in the year for work

If we had had ANY time to ourselves, I would have tried to get lunch with him or something.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

And maddening at times. But mostly interesting.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

We all have our roles on AN

Dan you’re the funny and nice stat guy that everyone likes

by sirbed on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

pam is the one that is kinda funny

but not as funny as others

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don's primary role is as Treasurer General of

The Awesomely Intense Naughtiness Team, or T.A.I.N.T.

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

aw yes, thanks empy

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I'm blushing a little.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like you that much.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, good.

All is right with the world.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boys don't blush you bastard.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, boys blush

just ask the kids at Everett Middle School when I show up with the trenchcoat and the galoshes.

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure to wear pants

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boys do, robots don't. But some are programmed to say they are blushing. It's the "AWSHUCKS" program.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a robot, ma'am. :(

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

DIAL RED CHEEKS DOWN BY 2.4 SHADES

Beep.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Calm down, that's illegal even for you.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am offended.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

She's copying my Eri.

Bitch.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not falling for this again.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

She’s 13, hasn’t lost a little league game in four years and throws a knuckleball.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

when you're 23 and she's 18 then it'll be okay

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Insert dots here.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and her fastball hits 65.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

copying eri blahblahblahblah

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to this, the average fastball for a 13-year-old (or 14-year-old) is between 55-75.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can only throw 32.

:(

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed.
According to this, the average fastball for a 13-year-old girl (or 14-year-old) is between 55-75.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

That link didn’t say girls, though.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Er, wow, I screwed that up.

I meant the average fastball for a 13-year-old boy is between 55-75. And she’s a girl.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

and also, people who are playing organized baseball

I think the average person throws less than 50

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN THROW 32 DAMMIT.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

w00t!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're not looking at littleleaguegirlspitcherstats.com

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

jesus christ

she made that kid CRY!!!!

She could be the 5th starter for a couple of teams in the NL right now LOLOL

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Diamondbacks just called her about being a relief pitcher for ’em.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

She throws as hard as Wakefield LOL

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

cool

but a totally patronizing story. I hate sexist bullshit like that

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my...it's 2am....I'm going to be on my boat in 6 hours

I had fun tonight and even though I’m no longer funny I hope you did too…sleep well everyone.

by sirbed on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Night!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

later man

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

likewise

G’nite folks. I gotta get up early for the gym. I’m seeing signs of a pot belly develping, and I can’t have that..

by sf drift king on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

nite!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

nite sirbed- you scared me with your crazy 2 am talk.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should hear mine

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Berry Jo here.....crappy game! Am i glad i didn't watch?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT reply actions  

yes, it was bad, I think.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I only caught the first half.

The part where we weren’t losing by much.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I should get into bed.

Exhausted.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

does this mean you are leaving us or taking your laptop into bed?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

laptop

brush teeth first tho

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

come back soon fucker

(hugs)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Night!

How many more long work days do you have right now?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Until August 7

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

Good luck, I suppose.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

No way around it.

Trying to just work a half ish day tomorrow and Sunday.
Think I realized today that last Sunday was gonna be my last day off in three weeks

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ergh.

That can’t be fun. Sorry about that.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

ooof. sorry to hear it.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

G'nite pamela.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quitter.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Donnie Murphy with another walk-off hit

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

It was only a single this time.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

DONNY BLEAPIN MURPHY

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

good for him

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

okay I will forget to respect you or whatever you said. Night!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Night!

Wait…you act like we’d respect you if we forgot about this one thread…hmmm.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

did I pretend to respect you before?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK I'ma gonna go make some food

see y’all on the flipside, rawhide

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Make me a sandwich.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Christ people!

Bloomy, DMOAS nor I were in here and you guys have topped 1000 comments!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT reply actions  

It was slow at first, but we picked up speed.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

fuck yes!

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like you

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take credit for that

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

why, thank you pam!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

We can top a lot of things.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats what he said

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

sup clucker

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cuppy!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

how was your pizza date with Bloom and others?

Was it a clusterfuck?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was some good shit

I will be posting pics later

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

okay, but paste them inline

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just know how to post the link

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make a fanpost and analyze the photos

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll make it DLD so we can cuss and fuck around

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

hell motherfucking yes!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woo!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'min.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dannyboy!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken King!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bruck yeah!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have we?

People like fucking, I suppose. I mean cursing.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats why I love all you

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

keep it clean asshole

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck no

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

fucking hobbit.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fatty

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you guys commenting from two laptops in the same room again

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's what kids do with technology.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

no. he is back where he belongs

with all the white people up north

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

we don't NEED you. sniff.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't sniff that, you don't know where its been.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fine. I'll take me and the bbq sauce elsewhere

where I’m wanted

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

how about me, then?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really liking you ed

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 24, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

definitely don't need you. I played you in tonight's performance of the CT thread.

But I want you guys here.
Now sirbed, he NEEDS you. Hence my Bloom imitation.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

sirbed left me

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

i blame sirbed

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

me too

that bald shithead

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

sirbed was ALWAYS mine cs.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let him choose!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally finished what I was working on

Adios!

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige

by YonYonson on Jul 24, 2010 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Yonni!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury

by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD

HERE!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

wat

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

i like this thread better

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t fight it.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a Taurus

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a Sagittarius.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you I was a sag before you were.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was born on December 16, 1991.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geeeeeeeez.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was born December 8.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

and I don't clean jelly jars in spite of massive peer pressure.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

care to elaborate?

Is that a euphemism for something?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh. no.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jul 24, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

it can be!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you will it so.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay everyone, I feel odd now. Probably the meds kicking in.

G’night all.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Night!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

missed the end of the game. but am caught up and i wonder: is it to early to say “h-bomb?”

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 24, 2010 12:41 AM PDT reply actions  

The new thread is here.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a SECOND CT? you guys are nutz.

really don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

check the other ct thread...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

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