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Not my night, not your night, not the A's night. Well, maybe your night.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
boo
I like how you mention if Bloomie shows up. Like this is some bar or club and everyone’s wondering is he gonna show? It’s pretty cool, actually.
I'm here to talk about the past.
We're too boring for sirbed.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm dancing as fast as I can!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Squirrels are groping me and I like it!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Thanks Don...I really think this is for the best
sometimes these things go on all night long if Bloomie shows up
I totally agree, my man.
A sidenote: it always became a pain in the ass for me to scroll down to the bottom to post my recap link amid all the post-game comments.
Of course, someone is going to tell me there is an easier way, but oh well.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Sigh.
It was actually part of my motivation for creating the extra while-we-wait-for-the-recap thread.
I'm here to talk about the past.
I'd like to learn how to do some stuff here
I’ve got links down….I’d like to start doing regular DLD’s…I have some ideas for some fanposts as well.
oakclubhouse
Clay Mortensen threw 8 shut-out innings in Sacramento’s 2-1 win. Mortensen allowed only 2 hits to first-place Tacoma. #Athletics
less than 20 seconds ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
explain candlesticks in explicit detail?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I give up. I am too stoopid.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Look up Bull Durham - the movie - quotes. It's in there somewhere.
If not I will link it when I get back.
I'm here to talk about the past.
thanks, doc. I was expecting a cuss word euphemism. And the link took me away and broke the thread for me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It’s quiet at least for now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
I know...I really thought after all the to do the last couple of days
that the game thread would be more busy
Everyone is apprehensive still.
And we were missing some key players.
It’s what I meant when I told Nico he didn’t need hall monitors for the first two weeks, while everyone tested the waters.
I'm here to talk about the past.
It made my toe cold.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
now it's too hot. grumble.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
(PSST- THERE'S A MOD HERE. DON'T TRUST ANYONE. NOWHERE IS SAFE!)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
can I ...
Can I … say it?
…. oh well … here goes ….
POOP!
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
now, was that Good Don or Bad Don flagging me?
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Don't you dare tell him which one. Don't. Don't!
It was me, cityplANner.
I'm here to talk about the past.
ooh, baby
you flag so good
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
oakclubhouse
Mortensen now has 11 wins and a 3.50 ERA for Sacramento this season. #Athletics
2 minutes ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
keithlaw
Texas now up 8 in the loss column. If the Angels play .600 ball the rest of the way, Texas only has to go 33-32 to win the AL West.
3 minutes ago via Seesmic for Android
We have the same amount of losses as the Angels, but Law didn’t even mention us.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Stephen Parker hit a three-run home run for Stockton tonight, but they trail by a 4-3 score in the seventh.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Pawkaaah
Put some chowdah on his swing and hit it outta the paaawk
yeeh seeeeeeeee
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Jul 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
knock it outta the park, parkah!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Does he rap, in French?
@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
William Anthony “Tony” Parker does.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants-Diamondbacks game is the only game going on right now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder of the people here...how many actually listen to the CT show?
and where the heck is ChickenStanley?
I listen to it rarely, but I won’t tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah me either for the most part...I just like the people in the thread
but talk radio isn’t my thing
Discrimination.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not "of the people here," but listen regularly.
I especially enjoy buying products from his advertisers.
by sleepingcobra on Jul 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he's out for pizza with a few others.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh wow, they did that again?
Ha.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Like, a planned date.
Kinda cute.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
The first one wasn't planned.
It was even cuter. They just kinda all realized they were hungry, and off they went. The next morning, the CT thread was full of 100+ new posts that were sent at 3 in the morning.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
EN is on.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I can't think of an all time fave. Current shows I love are Supernatural, Medium, 30 Rock, umm I'll have to get back to ya. What's your all time fave?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
of all time NYPD Blue...on the air now....probably either House or Breaking Bad or Mad Men
hmm….Breaking Bad would be the winner
I finished season 2.
Holy crap. I’m in love.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Seriously?
Wow. I can’t wait, then. I’ve got it, just haven’t started it yet.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
the whole series is incredible.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
Season one was great, but season two was damn near flawless.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Do you read Television Without Pity?
I think you’d like it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Hmm, no. Just googled it.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
The recap is here.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
The A’s are 22-10 in day games and that’s the best record in baseball.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
[lurks in wait with flag in hand]
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Got any...[looks around furtively]...big league chew?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
They had some Big League Chew on discount at Walgreen's in Woodland
$.40
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This isn’t Orchard Park.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
MacArthur Park
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Chan Ho Park
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If it had a sac bunt by Daric Barton
it would encompass everything I hate about A’s baseball this season
If Pennington manages 17 HRs, I’ll vow to consume an article of clothing to achieve a humorous effect --Joey C.
Well, that sucked.
I think it is game 11 that I have been at and we have lost this year. I accept responsibility.
Ms. Jesa
I've give up hope for this season.
And should probobly give away the rest of my season’s tix.
Ms. Jesa
SMASH
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Jul 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Green.
It’s a start.
Now we need just a tad more ANGRY.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Cahill has a 2.76 ERA, 2.85 BB/9 and 1.01 WHIP in his last 16 starts so that is everything since his first start.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Pizza related news
I went into The City today and tried some deep dish Paxti’s Chicago Pizza.
Pretty similar in look and texture to Zachary’s, but the tomatoes had somewhat of a tingly taste that seemed natural to me.
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This is the cleanest CT thread since I Fipped out and starting using it in every post
of course there were only like 3 of us in that thread.
It’s a good thing I never cuss.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The Pope would curse during a Raiders game.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Is Silver and Black Pride apparently dirty
As AN?
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but the traffic is about nine times lower.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he’s still around. He butted heads with KA1Z3R recently, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
If he goes away I might come back...he drove me nuts and he posted all the time
and all of it was stupid
He’s an interesting one.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
language!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Sorry but that S-O-B drove me nuts
He knew nothing about football but that didn’t stop him from posting all the time.
That's why I only posted once!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I went to 500 and then stopped
and I love the Raiders more than almost anything in the world but that site just isn’t as smart or funny as AN.
I wade in the game threads some.
But as far as the actual analysis, everything besides RRS’s stuff isn’t exactly the greatest.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
SEXUAL THEMES.
RUN FLAGBOT.EXE.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I need to run Microsoft Security Essentials on you- you're spreading to sirbed.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Do you have access to the Dashboard at S&BP?
Just curious about the unique visitor count.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Let me see what I can find.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
There have been 2,643 unique visitors today over there. What about here?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
4,342.
That’s better than I expected for S&BP.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I didn't think the new unrule would change how I post but it does make me feel... off.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Don't you worry.
Don’t any of you worry. I’m not here to whistleblow.
[tightens grip on whistle]
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
narcbot!!! Everybody run!!!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It's been a tighter ship tonight but people will get loose again I'm sure
and remember ChickenStanley does about half of the sex talk
boy howdy does he!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He should change his name to ChickenRandy!
[is hilarious, he swears]
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I want to flag you but I don't know why.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
this is a trick, isn't it?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Not at all.
Every flag is laughed at behind the scenes and entered into the ban roulette wheel reviewed by each and every moderater with utmost care.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Seriously, what would happen if I did a joke flag? Would I get a warning?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
A warning? Nah.
I mean, obviously, you probably shouldn’t, but nothing would happen to you, really. Maybe a friendly email telling you to knock it off if you did it a bunch.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I can get non-spam email that way?
flexes fingers
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That's it, I'm sending you offers for fake iPods and penis enlargement pills.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
so what I'm taking from that is the penis enlargement pills aren't fake.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You like?
I also have Rolex!
[opens ninth pocket in trenchcoat]
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Teach me how to make $100,000 a month working at home for 8 hours!!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Sure!
Just give me your full name, social security number, credit card number (+ security code), and bank pin. I’ll send a free starter’s kit, normally, a $50 value!
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
There is? Oh right. kittens!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm serious. Pam almost made me turn when she posted all those shelter kitty links.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Heh.
You two were kinda going buck wild that night. Over pictures of kitties.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Don't you dare turn homeless kittens into something dirty!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Nothing dirty at all!
I mean cats. Not whatever it is you could have possibly been thinking.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
your italics sound snotty. just sayin'!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
They invoke sarcasm.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
But is there a better way
to make loads of free money do legitimate business?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Kelly Johnson hit for the cycle tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
The Oakland A's: There's always something that will frustrate you.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
CT said that.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The Oakland A's: Most things will frustrate you.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
The Oakland A's: Always into Somethin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
those kooky A's.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
sirbed will wear his white polo tomorrow when he takes his boat out on the lake…..we know return you to the CT thread.
Do ladies like boats? I need a boat.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, that’s true.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I am deeply offended.
I mean, I am deeply offended
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm sensing that we need to do an exclusive Girls of AN Day.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm in!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
ineligible
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
you don't meet the gender range.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
and you know this?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
like you've never dropped your pants here!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
hmm...fooled me with your clever logic again...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you guys have tonight?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
*fun
or just tonight. together.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
it was fun.
It wasn’t a guys night out thing, though—we would gladly have had women there. LS’s wife was there.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
can I get in on that.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
[blushes, leaves in a huff]
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Huff hit two homers tonight; he’s batting .305/.391/.550 this season.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The SportsMachine is never off!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
take a good hard look
at the motherfucking boat!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Does your boat have a roof?
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Donnie Murphy hit a walk-off single tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
Went to the game and it was a snoozer.
They really need to think about calling up Taylor and/or Carter soon. Those guys are very close to ready and the offense needs a shot in the arm.
So...this is the CT thread. Allow me.
Fuck.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Watch it, mister.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Hawk
“Dang Gummit”
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Hurray! Danbot's family safe software has been disabled!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
KLongworthCSN
Today was #RyanSweeney’s last day in the Clubhouse he heads to Colorado for surgery one week from today
2 minutes ago via UberTwitter
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
KLongworthCSN
Just talked with #RajaiDavis he’s not sure if he’ll play tomorrow he’s waiting to see how his hamstring is doing after today’s late scratch
2 minutes ago via UberTwitter
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, is that what it was?
Hamstring? Rajai’s bad hamstring is the only reason Jack Cust played today? Argh.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Yeah, it’s his left hamstring.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to watch Home Improvement on TV Land every night.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
The last time the Lions were relevant
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Barry Sanders retired too early.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not saying this as a criticism of your age
Hell, I’m only 23. But did you see Barry Sanders play? IMO, easily the best RB ever.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
I remember very little of him. I remember that I was in Disneyland when Jerome Bettis made that coin flip call on Thanksgiving.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He ran like he was controlled by a 12 year old on Madden
It was insane. He could’ve passed Payton if the Lions didn’t suck so badly and Bobby Ross wasn’t a SOB.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
I should figure out how to do cheesy transitions and wipes between game threads and overflow threads.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
you should always wipe.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oakland A's: Where we live sucks less than where you live.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Well....okay I guess...if I ever comeback to California....like when you start paying teachers a lot more
I’d go for Sacramento over Oakland
What about Modesto?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
What about Arcata? I plan on transferring to Humboldt State University.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh gonna go toke something huh?
that’s a druggie school…or at least it was when some of my friends went there
Sorry sirbed, teachers are low hanging fruit here.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Yeah two of my Uncles teach in Cali...they aren't happy people
plus it’s so darn expensive to live in Cali
Yep.
I really don’t envy California teachers. It’s really a thankless job.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
If things were better I'd love to comeback
but I plan on teaching for many years so it won’t happen….well that and my GF would never move there.
Don't get me started. Politics is still verboten, even here.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The Cal blog lifted the politics ban!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be interesting to see a politics discussion here.
Lot of smart minds around these parts.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I plan on being an English major.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun times.
Any plans on what you want to do afterwards?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
If you're going to stay in California and be an English teacher
make sure you learn Spanish…it’ll help a lot.
I took three years of Spanish in high school, so maybe I’ll pick it up.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at some community thingy the other night with full-on translation.
The way that women spoke and rolled her r’s was sexy as hell.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Sounds good to me
the girl I dated right after HS was born in Mexico….oh she was so hot….and her family was so cool….god we ate good.
Tostada?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree. NY wins for pizza though.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
by attijah on Jul 23, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There are places that mail you NY pizza. I haven't tried them.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oh, easily.
San Diego is Mexican food heaven. An easy rule of thumb: the smaller the restaurant square foot/number of drive-thrus ratio, the better the food. My favorite was a place that was essentially a walk-up shack with tables outside. And TWO drive-thrus, one on either side.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
That's rule number one.
Also, spicy pickled slices of carrots next to the salsas, for whatever reason.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
spicy carrots FTW!
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Got one of those exact restaurants
about five miles from my house. Their burritos will make me sob with joy as you eat them.
I'm here to talk about the past.
You can enjoy us eating burritos too.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
{wonders if this flaggable}
{decides to flag to be on the safe side. and get email}
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You know, there's an easier way...
Post something so obnoxious that you get flagged and BBG sends you a strike email. 100% success rate!
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I don't want to commit account suicide. I just want a friendly hello!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I used to go to a great hole-in-the-wall in downtown Oakland. I think it was where
San Pablo split off Broadway? It’s been a long time though.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The taco truck on Market and 3rd is pretty damn good.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
One of my friends is moving to SD next week.
I might come down soon and drag you to a game with me.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Drag me from the Bay Area?
That’d be a long drag.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Oh, no later this year. Aren't you going back?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yep.
Seriously, I’d love any excuse to go to Petco. Such a beautiful stadium. Let me know if you decide on a day.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
It is gorgeous.
It’s what I dream of for Oakland.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yep.
But maybe smaller. Petco is modern, attractive, and altogether awesome. And historical too!
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
And integrated into the downtown landscape.
I love it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It's seriously awesome
And right by public transportation, bars, restaurants and pretty much whatever else you’d desire.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Great example.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
And downtown San Diego is without parallel.
Especially the weather at night.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Oh. You'll LOVE it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Once my house situation is settled.
I should be able to afford things again.
I'm here to talk about the past.
it's truly a great place
I was there earlier this year.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to admit
thet two things I really miss about being married to a Mexican girl are the parties and the food.
{and ok the talking dirty to me in spanish}
I'm here to talk about the past.
Oh, nice.
Like I said, it’s a thankless job. But a damned important one. Good on you!
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Oh okay....so you don't plan on ever working then huh?
just kidding…I started as one myself but I got tired of reading dead brit chicks write about boys.
Someone doesn't like the Bronte chicks.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Uh nope....I'm a manly man...so I switched to History
and it is my first love…..7 years and two pieces of paper later…and a bunch of money here I am.
Let us know what happens with that. Sports and politics, will wonders never cease.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I never really read the DBD much over there, but I’ll try.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Savage says something about them being the same, but I tune him out so I forget what.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He also says to invest in gold and put it in a Liberty Safe.
Get his free DVD and instruction booklet for free!
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
We're supposed to buy gold, we're supposed to sell gold, I'm so confused. I'll just keep buying scratch-offs.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Prison guards seems to be where it's at
And not just security at the Raiders games.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch out everyone
I’m on my third low-cal Gatorade and it’s about to get uncomfortable in here.
I'm here to talk about the past.
I was just about to get my pink lemonade on.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, dude.
Why the pants?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Pants aren't a good look for you.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
So did I miss anything? Not in a reading mood. Need a short version.
I'm here to talk about the past.
seriously.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I call that the navy blue polo sirbed.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He is all kinds of variety.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Thanks for throwing us a bone, Bloom groupy.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It's okay to swear in here.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Fuck them Don.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
sbnbayarea
Game One: A’s Lose 5-1, Down One In Three-Game Series http://sbnation.com/e/1349529
3 minutes ago via SB Nation
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
I have an original thought to convey!
FIRE GEREN NOW.
-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.
YOUR ORIGINALITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Also, we should DFA Jack Cust.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
You need to call CT!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Aaron Cunningham is batting .311/.338/.500 in 82 PA for the Padres.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
Wow.
Who did we get for him again? Hairston? Kouzmanoff? I forget.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I believe it was Hairston and Cunningham for Kouzmanoff and Sogard.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We had acquired Hairston for Webb, Italiano and Gallagher.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, that's right.
Thanks, Sportsmachine.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Chris Denorfia is batting .283/.345/.441 in 142 PA.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I always liked that guy.
Nice to see him succeed.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
What is "World Martial Arts"?
It’s on CNS California right now. I want to learn to fight like this.
Ms. Jesa
The one with the pretty flags and vogue-ing?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
well, that sucked
Is CT still on?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
lol
any good callers tonight? I miss Saeed.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
yum, I actually left to get Al Pastor tacos
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Did I miss anything?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
really where???
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
it has been suggested as way to get into my pants.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I see my posting of kitten links almost made you fall for me.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yes, but it was 2nd base Pam that sealed the deal. ;)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hah. Someone has pictures of my playing 2B.
Thank god they won’t post them.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
oh please, please, please! I always see you with a Dave Stewart stare when you play softball.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Haha.
No, I play slo-pitch co-ed softball. I’m much more of a jokester. (surprise)
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
don't ruin the image! You're a hard core, dave stewart-starin' 2nd baser.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
And gritty, don't forget gritty
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Thanks preppie!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I requested more you in the game threads!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
So are we not over anymore?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Sadly you do not fall in my gender range.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
We know you will.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
were you around for the game?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He did not
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Thats lovely.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
so, were you out with that typegeek BF he promised you?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He hasn't found me one yet
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
boo
I would set you up with some of my Bay Area friends. But, I wouldn’t want to wish ill on you.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone uses that excuse.
Trying to cook up a few things, we’ll see.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I am sure you'll find someone awesome
And then bring them on here, and we’ll put him through the ringer.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Done deal.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
your AN big bros will protect you ;-)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't need protecting ;)
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I know, just teasing
But you should bring a future BF on here.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If he can't hang with y'all he's not worth having.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Not much.
It’s a CT thread.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
OakA’sHoney invited me over to her house tomorrow night.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
are you going?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Hah. Don't fall for that.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Okay, I lied.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Suzuki
FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!
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Flagged! Politics!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
No flags! It's a CT thread!
Wheeeeeeeeeee!
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
You know if someone read this CT thread they'd wonder what all the drama was about
I still say the DFA posts are where a lot of the ugly stuff is.
smart ugly! you are funny!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
wait, that means we're dumb nice?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
screw you man!
stop hijacking this thread!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that thread was just a mess.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 23, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Cust is batting .297/.400/.477 now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions
So he leads the team in AVG, OBP, and SLG and Geren still refuses to start him everyday?
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 23, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Win games? No. That's just what they're expecting me to do.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
But he’s left-handed!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
I’m gonna go cry in the corner now.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I'm gonna get drunk first. Then cry.
I hear that’s attractive.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, apparently consoling sobbing drunk messes is what passes as breaking the ice nowadays.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
.......
….
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Dippin’.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
sirbed breaks his dates.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Only assholes quote themselves.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
...?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
So who will be on FOX tomorrow?
Hawk and Ray? Glen and Steve Stone? Being probably a very region specific matchup, I wonder if FOX will send out the big guns?
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
oh kill me
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that'll be hilarious.
I’d be surprised if they don’t come to blows…
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 23, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me see how many games are on Fox tomorrow.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
3
Mets/Dodgers – Probably Buck/McCarver
Phillies/Rockies – Probably Dick Stockton
A’s/White Sox
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
There are only two other Fox games. Eric Karros and his PBP guy are in Los Angeles. I think Buck and McCarver would be in Philadelphia, then. I don’t know if that leaves anyone.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Eric Byrnes!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The animated baseball knows more than him.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I love that movie.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That's a fact jack!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
AAAAHH!
Didn’t it have a name?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
omg, that's right.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
We should be getting Dick Stockton and Mark Grace.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Stockton is okay
But I have him more associated with the Lakers than baseball.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad I stopped by
I thot the game wasn’t being televised..
by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
that game sucked
I should have stayed home.. Not sure if you guys have discussed this yet, but what do you think we should do with HRod? He clearly isn’t ready to pitch in the bigs yet. Sure he can top 100, but with no command he’s toast, and he can’t hold guys on.
I didn't catch the end of the game.
How was Henry? Not good, I take it?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
He struck out three, but he allowed two runs and three guys stole bases on his account.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD.
That sounds…like exactly what I’d expect. Hasn’t he destroyed AAA this year? He may just need some consistent time in the bigs. Could also be one of those guys who just never figures it out.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
he was wild
as if that is a surprise. He’s another enigma, that one.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Pyrzinski tripped on the way to 2nd
and was still able to recover and steal 2nd.
by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
EN thought one extra pitch would make a big difference.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He has a change-up
and a curve but can’t throw it for a strike.
by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had only made that one pitch against The Big Bopper I'd be in the majors
but no…Mr fancy pants Roy Hobbs had to show me up
Bugs Bunny swung a pretty mean bat. But that was more of a short film.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Did you ever read the book, out of curiosity?
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Yes
I hate to be “that guy,” but the book was so much better.
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Did you ever read the Brothers K? Not completely about baseball but so good.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Yes I read the book.....It was fine but I love the movie
I watch it every year right before the season starts
The A's don't have much of a choice, unless you want to bring Cedrick Bowers back up.
The holding runners on thing was more of a problem today than control. Luckily, that’s something that can be worked and fixed relatively easily.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
you can send Bowers
back to Japan. He blows.
by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So why in the flying fuck does Jack Cust not start at DH every goddamn day?????
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Geren is an idiot?
I’m sorry. CT thread. A fucking idiot.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I see spell check caught the mistake.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I run Spell Check 5.2!
Beep.
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She walks in the sun, to me.
If anyone interested in who gets what tomorrow
MLB on FOX
NYM/LAD- Primary
COL/PHL- Colorado, Idaho, Maryland, Montana, Pennsylvania (except Philadelphia), Honolulu, North Platte, Rapid City, Salt Lake City, Casper
CWS/OAK- Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota, Dakotas, Washington state, Wisconsin, Chico-Redding, Eureka, Sacramento, San Francisco, Topeka, Louisville, Kansas City, Omaha, Reno, Cleveland, Toledo, Medford
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
Somewhat strange they're not showing the Phillies game in Philadelphia
Did it not sell out in time?
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like that was a mistake on zap2it
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
well fuck
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone here?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions
So is no one actually listening to the show?
I didn’t see anyting about the yahoo that suggested we get Manny Ramirez and put Jack Cust in RF for the rest of the year?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He is an AN reader, because someone said it on here somewhere today
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
REALLY
tar and feather?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Well, this is AN
so it’s more like squirrel fur and bacon fat
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. Sorry PL78.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
wasn't he here in this thread for a moment?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He was! He wanted to fire Geren- look up!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
is this the CT Thread?
[[[ingests drugs]]]
[[[peels off clothes]]]
[[[curses liberally whilst suggesting sexual congress with every single poster on AN, even women]]]
[[[falls down]]]
[[[curses more]]]
[[[suicide by ecstasy overdose]]]
[[[more cursing from afterlife]]]
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions
and everyone wears navy blue polo shirts.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
party is... STARTED!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
CLUSTERFUCK WITH DRUGS
I’ve just wanted to say that all day, so I did.
Thanks.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
empy
You never responded on whether or not I could steal the fp on Monday morning.
I'm here to talk about the past.
it's all yours Don
I’m still steamed from the nastiness SJ vs. Oakland thing last night in that fanpost.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Now we just need a sucker to take tomorrow's game and we're home free!
I'm here to talk about the past.
I'll be asleep
so I’ll likely match the A’s offense, but I won’t be able to post threads, sorry.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
you're welocome Don
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
On the set of Mad Men!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Those brackets are making me hallucinate.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
good
you need to cut loose, and wake up naked under a bridge in Southeast Ohio next to a 7 foot drag queen named Sylvester with no idea how you got there.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
that's why Nico pays me the big
goatsbucks Don.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I get paid by the comment.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Your link DID take me away. and I didn't even see any A's caps!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
it's all true! Maye links work differently on macs. sure.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Nico won’t be happy about that.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn't have to know. I'm deleting this post at midnight anyway.
I'm here to talk about the past.
He’s, uh, lurking.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Wait, no.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
who doesn't?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That's the point.
That’s the point.
That’s the point.
That’s the point.
That’s the point.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Check out nifty Oakland A’s hats.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions
It's Pirates-style pillbox hats!
http://www.hatland.com/store4hats.cfm/hats,4,14829.html
Actually…meh. But they look good on the Pirates.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
will the link take me away from here?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
No, I always make them open in a new tab.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
that's why you rock!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
So - how'd we score our one run?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You're gonna fucking make me look at the box score?
Hmph.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That bastion of suckitude, Cust
hit a double after Kouz hit a double.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking hate that guy and his 200 strickouts every year
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I know, that piece of shit
We should bench him every other day. Or something.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What a boom or bust idiot.
Why did we sign him again?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Cust doubled home someone.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
back to back doubles by Kouz/Cust
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys need to swear more.
I’m feeling deprived because of the newer cleaner AN.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
But I never cuss.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
No time like the fucking present, kid.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
In retrospect, I would have preferred the clear rules instead of this tiptoeing shit
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I kinda agree.
But that original thread took off like a fucking jet. No stopping it now.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
yeah, seriously
Oh well, might as take advantage of this fucking thread. Fuck losing. I hope we kick the shit out of these assholes tomorrow.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Hindsight.
I know Nico is trying to do the best he can.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I really hope no one thinks otherwise.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I think plenty of people do, unfortunately.
But trying to convince them otherwise is just a losing battle.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Our other fp folks are trustworthy too
And um they’re here, so yeah. wink
I'm here to talk about the past.
Very trustworthy.
[steals pens from the break room]
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
clearly I'm sick
I read that as “steals penis from the break room”
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Your's sounds more interesting.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I just assumed you did that anyways
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
you gotta watch me
you go make a sandwich and halfway through some gay emperor stole yer Johnson right from between your legs.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Second time this week, fucker.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
it's not my fault
you like sandwiches and you are a cute guy, what do you expect? I may be a penis thief, but I am only human.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
mustard, bend down to the fridge 3rd shelf and get the MUSTARD
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
a couple of you anyway
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
[hugs]
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
don't sweat it D
everyone loves you, trust me.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Very true about the last part.
I’ve never known Nico to do something that he knew wasn’t the best option for AN. I just wish the guys in that thread thought the same way. Oh well.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
that's the stupidest fucking request
utter bullshit.
piss off asshole
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
What are the math cups the next two days?
Do our chances look better?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I thought our chances looked pretty good today.
Ergh.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I know...but I'm trying out this new optimism/looking forward thing. Go with me.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Fine.
It’s Vin Mazzaro vs. Freddy Garcia. Possibly in our favor? Then Dan Hudson vs. TBA.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Hah. I read that "fine" with a LOT of attitude.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Good.
Because I gave it a lot of attitude. A lot of fucking attitude.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
YES! Go dan. Boop cluck.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I saw the first episode of that new documentary series Life today.
Had a group of cheetahs tracking and killing an ostrich. I thought of…me (?).
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
“TBA” will be either Anderson, Sheets or Braden.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
dan hudson?
didn’t we trad him for anderon, carter gonzales myers thomas and cruz?
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
Unless Hudson is traded before then...lol
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was thinking that.
If we send Sheets to Chicago, Hudson could start on Sunday anyway. For us.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
How’s this for optimism? We’re 22-10 in days games and that’s the best record in baseball.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear that split don't mean shit
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
twirls hair
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
no, I have to focus on just one thing at a time.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
typing words
now thinking
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
fixed
How’s this for optimism? We’re 22 and fucking 10 in days games and that’s the best record in baseball.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
fuck yes!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG I WISH WE ONLY PLAYED DAY GAMES!!!!!!111!1!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You forgot to fix the typo in “days” over there.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
After the 2nd inning
It was clear Buerhle brought the A game today.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah seriously.
I listened halfway until about the 3rd? Sounded pretty bad at that point.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I want to see the command center
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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Uhhh...this is it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You haven't shown him the buttons yet.
The buttons.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhhhh.
I think that’s dirtier than you meant it to be.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
But I meant it that way!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure kiddo.
How’s SLO? How was orientation?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I know.
I loved SLO.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He's going to UCSC in the fall but he's in SLO for the rest of the summer.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You're fucking welcome asshole.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Linguists.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We bite our goddamn mates in the groin after going at it.
Respect.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Flashy buttons.
SLO was mehhh. It was mostly sunny but it was cold and breezy, and there was a cool orange overcast towards dusk and…who am I kidding, it was really pretty.
And don’t get me started with orientation.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Tours are all booked until November.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Night Jesa!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Aw. Shooty lurves Kurt.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Angie Dickinson? I'm gay and I still think that is Hawt.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that's a funny name.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
don't mess with Police Woman kiddo
funkiest theme song of any female-cop show, ever
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sure this isn't a Maynard Ferguson song?
lol
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
that Henry Mancini Cop Show Themes album
is BADASS
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I might have to find that on the intertorrentz
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll give you a copy if you can't
Fits on one killa CD with “Symphonic Soul,” another funktastic HM album from 1974
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
alright, I'll let you know
Thanks man
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
yw
if it’s funk you want, I have plenty.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
ok,
I remember why I wasn’t suppose to watch it – lots and lots of nudity… lol
by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched Apocalypse Now when I was 9
my parents didn’t worry about me when it comes to that kind of stuff
My sister's favorite movie when she was 6 was Eraser
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
my parents took me to see raunchy Broadway shows like Equus when I was like 9
that’s a big reason I turned out like this, you know.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
your backyard must be a great place to grow things
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Equus teaches you that they're very selective on who they pick to portray nude characters.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to see that in NY last year
but couldn’t because the entire production was SOLD OUT. That harry potter kid played the lead.
by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
my mom's Asian
so she was very restrictive and protective.. if she could only see me now.
by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So I'm losing faith in the Rangers fading
It’s getting hot and they’re getting hotter.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
I think it might be their year
I am happy if the A’s finish 82-80 or 83-79, building towards next year’s playoff appearance.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That Cliff Lee acquisition pushed them over the top.
No, it pushed them closer to winning a playoff series. They were already over the top.
I’d be happy with a 2nd place finish.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Agreed
They’ll make a formidable opponent for the Yankees or Rays.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It doesn't help that Vlad decided to be awesome again,
all of their pitchers decided to switch to starting and rock, and Josh Hamilton is on a crazy mission to beat Miguel Cabrera for the triple crown. Oh well.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Vlad plays every day.
How naive of them. Geren needs to teach them a thing or two.
by A's Believer on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I think finishing second is a realistic goal.
Barring further injuries, the A’s are a better team than the Angels.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
We're going to finish 76-86 as per usual.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Higher.
I’m looking towards a +.500 finish.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
so pretty dan.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll take 81-81 with the Raiders going 8-8.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Fighting with yourself is better than having a good time with yourself.
The latter is called masturbation.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhh how is that better?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
[another dirty joke]
nm
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
The former gets you hot makeup sex.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It's probably the carpal tunnel.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Nothing gets you off like a white hot rage.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't expecting the word "rage" there.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
The more you know.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd be happy with that.
Especially the latter.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Raiders need to go 0-16 so they'd have motive to kick them out of the coli.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The A’s need to leave the Coliseum. (We need a new stadium!)
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT LIKING HAND EGG.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
More masturbation talk?
What is it with you?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
he's going to college
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
My parents are really protective.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t you hate that?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
They asked me to consult them if I meet a girl in college.
…I don’t even
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even think I’m allowed to talk to girls.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you're a good kid and I think that's actually pretty terrific
But – don’t do that.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ha!
You will meet plenty of girls, I’m sure. Please don’t be consulting with anyone.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not into cute asian girls, are you?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it awake?
Sure he is.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Am I one of the few white guys
to not inherit the “I love Asian girls” gene?
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
I'm not white, actually.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure if I count (half asian)
but I don’t really have that either.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
More for me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don't drop the ball this time.
Metaphorically or literally.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I wouldn't like to drop the ball in anything, really.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That's more like it
much closer to .500 this year.
Btw, the R’Cats play Tacoma tomorrow nite on Comcast Sports Net or the same channel the A’s are on.
by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Good time for those of you who haven't seen
Carter and Taylor to get a glimpse.
by sf drift king on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup, it’s at 7 on CSNCA.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The A’s have used the disabled list 82 times since 2007.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions
and lives?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Remember when Dad got all pissed off about the fire extinguisher in the kitchen being in the way?
He said, “Why do we have this thing? We never use it?” That was great.
I'm here to talk about the past.
That's a stat you don't have to talk about.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure you do.
How many were one year FA pickups?
How many of those 82 times were repeat trips to the DL for the same injury?
How many of those 82 time were the same player?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Your new boy Jackson's on that list.
:(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to a DFA thread next.
watch out.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Can't wait until someone calls me a "dick"
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
dick!!!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Copycat.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Curse you SBN
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I beat you to it. :P
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Consolation pls.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
More masturbation jokes...come on attijah.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Lookie, pamlea!
More masturbation jokes…come on attijah.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
on purpose, my friend
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I can dig it.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
it's a film entitled "The Story of Premature Ejaculation"
and it’s Coming Soon
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I learned that you can fix that problem.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Tantra, my friend
learn about it here.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that like sexual demonry.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
no
it’s more fun than even that.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Sexual witchcraft?
I heard it burns.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
it's not witchcraft kiddo
it’s what your body was made to do, read up on it.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh boy sounds like ripping good fun.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't do masturbation jokes, I'm part of the New AN Brigade.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Yeah we really are over.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Introduce me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
well fuck me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
wot
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I've been holding it in all night!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That's it.
Strike email for sure.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
yay!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
about time, n00b
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Chatspeak o noes.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
is that a rite of passage here? Breaking the strike cherry?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
done holding back, huh?
That whole AN Brigade thing is over
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I've been gone a while
Fill me up with the AN brigade thing.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
We are supposed to behave more unless we're in the back room.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It was stiff and uncomfortable. for reals.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You just have to rub it a little.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
wasn't that bad
I know I am personally going to cuss just as much as I was until someone tells me not to. I hope others do the same.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
it wasn't not cussing for me, just the feeling
I had to watch everything I said.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Honestly, it's not going to be that bad.
It’s not the end of the world. Or AN. Just that some people were cursing a lot, and it was driving some new readers away, is all.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
let it fly
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
But if cussing helps your cause I'll try to be more profane.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
and hi very Berry!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hi berry berry
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually you should know this Cheeseman- excessive cussing
in game threads might not be a good idea now.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Awwww, do I get CGVs now?
Cursing’s kinda my thing.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I can give you a freebie CGV if you want.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Only if you make it funny.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Did I get it?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
All you have to do is dick around in a front page post.
Try it, it’s fun!
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Dick!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck yeah! But I never cursed in the game threads. and you saw that game.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You know you want to.
All the cool kids are doing it.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I don't think I've gotten a strike before
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Like I said, all the cool kids are doing it.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I don't think I'm up to par yet.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
"Dick"
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It was an integral part of developing the Socratic Method
penis jokes
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
dick
stockton
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
cocksville
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
dick
clark
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dick Dickerston from Dicksberg, Dicksylvania. A real person from a real place.
I bet.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Cock Cox from Cockney.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet you'd like to go to Dicksylvania
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It's where the amish live, right?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Yes, they ride around in buggies
But in dicksylvania, the buggies are phallic
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I just know they like to work with their hands. WINK.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
And the women there are the tool users.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Martindale
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, this'll be good.
Just wait until he yells at you for talking about something unrelated.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
don't mess with 2nd base Pam
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Anyone wants some Cactus Cooler?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
(tastes)
no
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Will it make me cooler?
And is that even possible?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
well, you are hot
So I suppose so
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it iced.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I watch Scrubs while eating graham crackers with milk every night before I go to sleep. Don’t judge me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions
Let me tuck you in, sweet pea.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I must have some sort of visual Tourette's
I read that as “Let me fuck you in your sweet pea.”
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don't.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully not with—
[looks down]
Fuck, not again!
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
the faster you grow 'em
the fsater I’ma steal ’em, dude.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
faster
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by emperor nobody on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
that sounds so comforting.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
as long as you don't do it with rage.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You know you're out there all alone on those, dont you?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
it's hip in not-california where he lives.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hey that just means more room for me
I’m really not a big cusser in real life so I’m cool with it….I think I can be funny without it.
You're mistaken.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Fipprucker.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
height=300
Add that after “img”.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I heard that 7 is too big.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to pee.
I will also need a show of hands of those still wearing clothes.
I'm here to talk about the past.
I may take it all off in protest of new unrules!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Talk about a blast from the past.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions
It sounds like an epic fight.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the NBA on NBC was epic.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hot NBA on NBC action?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
ha!
That brings back memories. Where’s Ahmad Rashad?
I think John Stockton is nailing a three after the break
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
We seriously need to get iglew in the CT threads.
How can we convince him that there isn’t many people actually listening to the show?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
We just tell ’em.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell him that Ray Ratto fills in sometimes.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 23, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know.
He keeps claiming it’s about limiting his AN reading to a smaller amount of discussions, but I’m sure CT has something to do with it.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
it's over anyway!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Okay, CT poll.
Who, currently in this thread, actually listened?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I didn’t.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
When I came on here, I picked up CT in the middle of the show
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually did.
In the car on the way home for a few minutes and streamed when I got here until the end.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
DUH
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
And, for the record, I did not.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I guessed about 30% of CT threaders are listeners too earlier to sirbed
It appears I overshot that
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I did, mostly.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
If by listened you mean slept after the game and came back now...then yes I listened./
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
why do you keep fucking cussing motherfucker
shit
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
it's fucking pissing me the shit off.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
he's just fucking pissed at the shit this fucking chris townsend guy shits out on a
nightly fucking basis.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I listened up to the emperor's call
then tuned out when I arrived home.
by sf drift king on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
he let me go for the whole first segment, 25 minutes
me and my silly “Does Vizquel go to the HoF?” conundrums.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
It's hard for me to comment on something like that
since I only watch the A’s. I don’t have the patience to watch a bball game unless I care about the players. This g’damn movie is freaky!
by sf drift king on Jul 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I was the first caller
and I listened to it whilst doing the dishes… the Jesse in Pleasant Hill guy was in rare form and was suggesting all these wacko trades like Cahill/Pennington/Grant Green for Hanley Ramirez. I wrote to Chris while they were talking that Jesse was likely on more LSD than the audience of 650,000 hippies for The Who concert i watched earlier from Isle of Wight 1970.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I DID say it. see how you listen to me?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It's not your fault I'm not Bloom.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[takes pants off, fondles ChickenStanley]
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
That is Bloom doing that. But of course you knew that! carry on..
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
He really has a thing against sports talk in all forms
Maybe being here is tantamount to supporting it
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 23, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL. He kinda is.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
“Wayne?”
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Goober, goober, goober, goober Wayne.
{Wayne’s a dork, Wayne’s a dork, Wayne’s a dork.}
Goober, goober, goober, goober Wayne.
{Wayne’s a dork, Wayne’s a dork, Wayne’s a dork.}
He was the ugliest kid you ever did see
Killed a fly when he was only three.
Wa-ayne the pa-ain.
I'm here to talk about the past.
I'm Wayne, bitch.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Bitch you di'int.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
what a strange childhood you must have had.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
But I bet Rooney actually owns a DVD player
and he has a newish computer on desk.
I wonder if iglew shaves his eyebrows.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I was in Seattle earlier in the year for work
If we had had ANY time to ourselves, I would have tried to get lunch with him or something.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Definitely.
And maddening at times. But mostly interesting.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
pam is the one that is kinda funny
but not as funny as others
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
Don's primary role is as Treasurer General of
The Awesomely Intense Naughtiness Team, or T.A.I.N.T.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I'm blushing a little.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I don't like you that much.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ah, good.
All is right with the world.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Boys don't blush you bastard.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
oh, boys blush
just ask the kids at Everett Middle School when I show up with the trenchcoat and the galoshes.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Make sure to wear pants
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Boys do, robots don't. But some are programmed to say they are blushing. It's the "AWSHUCKS" program.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm not a robot, ma'am. :(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
DIAL RED CHEEKS DOWN BY 2.4 SHADES
Beep.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Calm down, that's illegal even for you.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I am offended.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
She's copying my Eri.
Bitch.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not falling for this again.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
She’s 13, hasn’t lost a little league game in four years and throws a knuckleball.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
when you're 23 and she's 18 then it'll be okay
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Insert dots here.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and her fastball hits 65.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
copying eri blahblahblahblah
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
According to this, the average fastball for a 13-year-old (or 14-year-old) is between 55-75.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I can only throw 32.
:(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Fixed.
According to this, the average fastball for a 13-year-old girl (or 14-year-old) is between 55-75.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
That link didn’t say girls, though.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Er, wow, I screwed that up.
I meant the average fastball for a 13-year-old boy is between 55-75. And she’s a girl.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
and also, people who are playing organized baseball
I think the average person throws less than 50
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I CAN THROW 32 DAMMIT.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
w00t!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
you're not looking at littleleaguegirlspitcherstats.com
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
jesus christ
she made that kid CRY!!!!
She could be the 5th starter for a couple of teams in the NL right now LOLOL
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by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
The Diamondbacks just called her about being a relief pitcher for ’em.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
She throws as hard as Wakefield LOL
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh my...it's 2am....I'm going to be on my boat in 6 hours
I had fun tonight and even though I’m no longer funny I hope you did too…sleep well everyone.
later man
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
likewise
G’nite folks. I gotta get up early for the gym. I’m seeing signs of a pot belly develping, and I can’t have that..
by sf drift king on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
nite sirbed- you scared me with your crazy 2 am talk.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Berry Jo here.....crappy game! Am i glad i didn't watch?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
yes, it was bad, I think.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad I only caught the first half.
The part where we weren’t losing by much.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I think I should get into bed.
Exhausted.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
does this mean you are leaving us or taking your laptop into bed?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
laptop
brush teeth first tho
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
come back soon fucker
(hugs)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Night!
How many more long work days do you have right now?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Until August 7
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh wow.
Good luck, I suppose.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
No way around it.
Trying to just work a half ish day tomorrow and Sunday.
Think I realized today that last Sunday was gonna be my last day off in three weeks
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ergh.
That can’t be fun. Sorry about that.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
ooof. sorry to hear it.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
G'nite pamela.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Quitter.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Donnie Murphy with another walk-off hit
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
It was only a single this time.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
DONNY BLEAPIN MURPHY
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
OK, I'm out. Please forget any of this happened, so that you can all go back to pretending you respect me in the morning.
I'm here to talk about the past.
okay I will forget to respect you or whatever you said. Night!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Night!
Wait…you act like we’d respect you if we forgot about this one thread…hmmm.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
did I pretend to respect you before?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
OK I'ma gonna go make some food
see y’all on the flipside, rawhide
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by emperor nobody on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions
Make me a sandwich.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Christ people!
Bloomy, DMOAS nor I were in here and you guys have topped 1000 comments!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT reply actions
It was slow at first, but we picked up speed.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
yes!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I like you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll take credit for that
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
why, thank you pam!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
We can top a lot of things.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
thats what he said
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
sup clucker
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Cuppy!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
how was your pizza date with Bloom and others?
Was it a clusterfuck?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
That was some good shit
I will be posting pics later
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
okay, but paste them inline
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I just know how to post the link
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Make a fanpost and analyze the photos
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll make it DLD so we can cuss and fuck around
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
hell motherfucking yes!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I'min.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Dannyboy!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Bruck yeah!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Have we?
People like fucking, I suppose. I mean cursing.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Thats why I love all you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
fuck no
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
fucking hobbit.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Fatty
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you guys commenting from two laptops in the same room again
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That's what kids do with technology.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
no. he is back where he belongs
with all the white people up north
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
we don't NEED you. sniff.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Don't sniff that, you don't know where its been.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Fine. I'll take me and the bbq sauce elsewhere
where I’m wanted
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
how about me, then?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm really liking you ed
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
definitely don't need you. I played you in tonight's performance of the CT thread.
But I want you guys here.
Now sirbed, he NEEDS you. Hence my Bloom imitation.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
sirbed left me
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
me too
that bald shithead
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
sirbed was ALWAYS mine cs.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Let him choose!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Finally finished what I was working on
Adios!
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
Yonni!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as frack? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
i like this thread better
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Don’t fight it.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm a Taurus
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I’m a Sagittarius.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you I was a sag before you were.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I was born on December 16, 1991.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I was born December 8.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
and I don't clean jelly jars in spite of massive peer pressure.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
care to elaborate?
Is that a euphemism for something?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
heh. no.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
fuck
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
it can be!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
If you will it so.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay everyone, I feel odd now. Probably the meds kicking in.
G’night all.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions
missed the end of the game. but am caught up and i wonder: is it to early to say “h-bomb?”
really don't care if i ever get back.
The new thread is here.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
check the other ct thread...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 24, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions

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