CT Thread 7/19
by emperor nobody on Jul 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT
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That sucked
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
me too
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
hear hear!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
kinda sounds like me...
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I do have a big head...but it's all natural
I need it to hold all that information I have on VORP
vorp off
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I just bought some really good sourdough bread
in fact, I’m going to eat some right now
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
its sooooo good too
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
If you change the channel
You can see Jeff Weaver implode. Pretend it’s Jered Weaver.
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dfeldy
#Athletics lose for only the 2nd time this season when allowing 2 or fewer runs. 29-2 this season when allowing 2 or less.
1 minute ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Also a loss when the A's steal a base
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 19, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re now 32-15 when stealing a base.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Will it start with "My boy rosy"?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
aside from Gross being in the lineup
there isn’t really anything specific to say about this game. Other than general suckitude.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh.
Hard to beat any team with Gross, Rajai, and Sweeney in the outfield.
And your fifth/sixth place hitters are Adam Rosales and Mark Ellis.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
and Coco* not Sweeney
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Just sayin
They had Daniel Nava, Eric Patterson, Darnell McDonald, and Kevin Cash.
Pam liked my old sig better.
Right, but the Sox still have guys like Beltre, Ortiz, Youkilis, and Drew.
Which is why they managed two runs to the A’s one.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This game sucked.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Hey, we’re 29-2 when we do just give up two runs. Nights like these happen.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Obnoxious teams are usually the good ones, I guess.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
yep....you always hate winning teams...no one cares about losing teams
I mean who hates the Pirates or Royals?
I spit on the Royals!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
but we love them 'cause we can beat them.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
good night!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I always feel like the CT thread is the parking lot
with people getting there at different times after the game.
Anyways I had to stop to pee.
I'm here to talk about the past.
So the recap is the BART ramp?
People just keep moving through there not paying attention to anything they see. $5 bootlegged shirts, a guy playing saxophone, and a constant cannibis aroma reminiscent of Humboldt County?
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget the 40-year-old drum set drummer.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
did you bring the whiskey?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you brought the chocolate too then
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
close enough
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't have to go now but I'd better try before the long walk to bed.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
thats what adult diapers are for
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
that depends.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
zing.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone said Sheets for Swisher. I know it's probably not remotely possible,
but now I have a boner.
Yes, I do that all the time.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Rosale's dad.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It's pretty much the rule.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
tell me more
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
shameful pamdering
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not shameful
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
ok it's bedtime.
gotta wake up for orientation tomorrow.
nite all.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Have a fun day at summer camp
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY IT'S DAY CAMP.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Will he beat Kevin Kouzmanoff to it?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
will there be pictures?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
if I'm touched in the right place, yes
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BOB CLUCK!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the wattles, right?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
bruck
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm ChickenStanley bitch!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
well played sir
well played
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
A's just didn't deliver w RISP
In the 7th and 8th, when you can’t deliver then, you don’t win games.
@MAD_Marvin
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I'm not all that pissed.
Just blah. I’m not sure that’s better.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
If it was almost any other team, I'd be blah.
But it’s the Red Sox. I hate them.
by LoneStranger on Jul 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't get too pissed about one game in July
I’d go crazy if I took every A’s loss like I do with a Raiders loss
At least those you have an entire week to cool of
Or dwell. However you deal with those.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
sirbed after after dark.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This is our year!!
To suck less!!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Each year
has sucked less. That’s always a positive.
@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, you hang on to whatever you've got.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Do I have to check my macho man status at the door
that I’m more excited about Mad Men on Sunday than I am about any A’s game this week?
NO.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm pretty pumped too
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Da Bears
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Sirbed, the Kings traded Jon Brockman today.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
HERE'S YOUR UNHAPPY RECAP
CLOSE GAME, WELL-PITCHED, WRONG RESULT
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by emperor nobody on Jul 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
hi.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
What? Didn't you hear?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
my all time favorite ep
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It's pretty amazing.
The second half isn’t all that great, but oh man, the first half completely makes up for it.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
what's the story, morning glory?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Because maybe
Brett Tomko’s gonna be the one that saves me. And after all, you’re my wonder ball.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It's time to take the trash out.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Andre Ethier up as the tying run
0 for 4, that silly guy.
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Yeah, and that was pretty interesting.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He hurts his elbow in pretty much every start.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Meanwhile
Callers rippin on CSN and Urban, those silly guys.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
KLongworthCSN
Just spoke w/RyanSweeney He’ll be out 4-6mos Hopes 2 be ready 4 Spring Training Surgery set for his right knee awaiting mri on left
2 minutes ago via OpenBeak
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
JaneMLB
Geren said Kouzmanoff (back stiffness) should be fine for tomorrow’s game. #Athletics
5 minutes ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
I'm falling asleep
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, huh?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
[continues to eat sourdough bread]
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lucky you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
pictures
or it didn’t happen
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm lonely, ok?!
Are you happy now?!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Quitter.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I know. I was messin’.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That knocking on your window in five minutes is just a tree branch.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
talk about a rim shot
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Carter came into tonight batting .247/.363/.494 (.857 OPS) on the road and he had a two-homer game tonight on the road. I remember reading comments around here about adjusting his home numbers for park and how it makes his numbers look better.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
For the record, he’s at .217/.317/.451 (.768 OPS) at home.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid Texas Rangers
And their wicked winning ways.
@MAD_Marvin
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If the A's were to ask the Rangers how they beat the Red Sox
What would the Rangers say?
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Speeeeed
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we missed out on Bengie Molina
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
see, we should have kept Wash.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
We need a Sports Machine theme song.
And a superhero costume.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
He already has a costume
It’s called naked.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
the answer is bacon.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Bromance, mancrush? What's his sn here?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Ok, I'm heading to bed
nite all you freaks
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions
hey
when are you coming to a game?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
No plans right now.
But man, dealing with that Red Sox crowd has got to suck.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
well hurry up and come party with us, k?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
night Chickie!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
nite ;)
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Ryan Sweeney isn't a starter on the Pirates?
That’s harsh.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
poor guy sounded like he was tearing up when he said that.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Slow night.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
so busy this weekend....catching up on all the TV I taped!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I'm folding laundry
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
oh crap!
I forgot my laundry outside
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, a bit damp, but it will dry quickly
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hah. Glad to be of service.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
heehee
I would have been dressed for bed and under the covers before I would have remembered
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey it's dropped down to 83 degrees at 12:39 am
thank goodness for A/C…..have a good one everybody and sleep well.
night sirbed!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
nite!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
You're worried that you'll come off as nerdy as fuck? On AN? That’s like being ashamed of your alcohol use at a meth convention. - danmerqury
by ChickenStanley on Jul 19, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
How can CT have already seen enough to make a judgment about Conor Jackson?
14 games.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
oakclubhouse
Jemile Weeks was 2-for-3 with a 2B and 2 BB for the AZL #Athletics. He’s played in 10 G in the last 12 days. Hopefully headed out soon.
1 minute ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
OH
is there free parking tomorrow?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I thought I heard so....but then it's a premium game.
I was having this discussion with CS earlier.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I don't think so.
That was the original thought behind Tuesday tailgate, but Red Sox fans spoiled it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
they ruin everything.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Are you gonna come play with us soon?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I wish. I'm waiting for everyone to drive up here!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I might be convinced.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't toy with me, Bloom.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
who's toying?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
But you guys will call first, right?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
yup.
no worries.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
You’ll be lucky if you see us walking up the driveway first.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
So I should stay dressed all the time just in case. Got it.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
The boys, the will protest this.
They will try to convince you that you should never be wearing pants, ever.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
hah!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
She's right.
But then that’s what we feel about everyone so don’t be thinking you’re special.
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Look: no pants!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
...
Athletics Nation: Look, no pants!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not my first time at the AN rodeo.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
balloon fittingly deflated. :(
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Oh, don't...
I just meant in the sense that us not wanting you to wear pants. Of course you’re special, you’re YOU.
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Don't worry- I was just kidding! :)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Although BerryJo says there's always some truth in sarcasm. Darn you, very Berry!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
{Gets bicycle pump out, starts re-inflating attjah's bubble}
Hope this doesn’t take long, I need to crash soon. Oh well, takes as long as it takes.
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Relax. It ain't a pipe. :)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
And bacon should be out.
Always.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I can provide Stripples, Fakin' Bacon or Textured Soy Breakfast Strips. Will any of those work?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[runs after car with soy strips spilling everywhere, yelling "I'll cover them in chocolaaate!"]
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You really want to give these hoodlums your phone number?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
again, good point.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I have some experience at this.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Well
You’re sort of the brains of the operation.
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That's what I keep telling myself anyway.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That's what I keep thinking to other people who don't hear my thoughts
Because I don’t have special powers which is good, cause that would just be weird.
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I'm not sure I followed that
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Well sure
Because you can’t hear my thoughts.
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yet
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
don't be scared
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Needs more work.
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I said "yet"
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I know
I think you’re getting a little too far into the subconscious. Need to pull back a little to hit the surface level.
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movie was good.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of a Twilight Zone/Outer Limits episode where everyone had to follow the
little boy’s wishes. Supernatural did a similar episode.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Is that the one where the little boy would banish people to the "cornfield"?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Could be, I just remember people lived in fear and had to kowtow to him.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Why, do they make prank calls?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
is your refridgertor nine pounds in a can of snuff?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
no, but it's running on Prince Albert.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
But...but...we has baseball here.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
she has a point.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a smart cookie.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
yeah...you kinda are!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
We've got Eri Yoshida- only two town away from me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
How close...in miles.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I don't drive so I don't think in miles. About 25-30 minutes?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
We win. Oakland it is!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
dammit.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You can take the train!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I do miss my ol' concrete home.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hmmm. I've almost convinced you!
I’m very persuasive.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
dan.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
lover's quarrel?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Popcorn?
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please.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
{shares}
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You guys DO make the perfect couple.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Then they could have a double wedding with you and Dan!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
dan's not in my age range.
end of story.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Bloom's not in mine.
He’s also not in my gender range either. Sad DMOAS is sad.
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Poor baby.
He’ll still grab your crotch tomorrow, though, right?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
This is true.
Or zigfan if she’s around. Chick & Niece of Don failed miserably at the movies.
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Well zigfan's an NRAF
so hopefully someone will give you a hand
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
[claps]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Niece of Don's bailing on us, BTW
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
That's okay.
It imbalances our gender ratio even more the wrong way, but what can you do?
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Works for me
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
This is true.
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Oh yes it's ladies night.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It's raining men.
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hallelujah!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
YOU'RE sad?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
You're sadder sure
But you’ve been married, so really, are we comparing situations here correctly?
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but...I love you...
[sniff]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
{consoles Bloomy}
It’s okay, it’s okay. You’ll find someone else. Are you grabbing my crotch?
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[quickly removes hand]
No. That was Pam.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not even drunk yet
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yet.
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that's what I said
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
TWPS
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You guys corrupt me with your fun.
I was planning on going to bed early.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm innocent.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You forgot the sacrcasm italics.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
No, it's okay
I was just checking to see if it was you who finally came through.
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Will be nice to see when CarterTaylorZOMG hit like they hit tonight, but in Sac.
This is a good start though.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
MUrbanCSN
Quick #athletics poll: Trade Ben Sheets?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions
Still drowning sorrows?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
I didn't even drink today!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
darn
well, I need one!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The Cosby Show is on TV Land.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, the loss wasn't that bad
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The show ain’t either at all!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess everyone has their vice.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
hey attij
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
hiya cup!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
how many cats do you have again?
My cats need cat friends
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
3 boys. How many do you have? We could set up a play date.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I have two cats, brother and sister
Alas, you are far
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Tease. My boys dragged all their toys out in anticipation.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
mine are sleeping in their de facto bed
the tub
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
AW.
Mine loved my clean laundry.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm afraid to ask why you no longer have a cat..
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Hah.
She died in 2005. I had her for 19 years.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
awwww
yeah kittens are fun. There were a couple in the alley behind my building the other day, but I think one of the girls here took them in.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a cat.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
There are a lot who want you.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
or any loving home.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I'm looking at the adoption website right now.
Getting tempted.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
doooo it!
Try for a gold cat, since there aren’t green ones.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Just get a gold one with green eyes.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I want, but the roommate ixnays
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Why?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
allergic, right?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
"not a cat person"
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
excuses
who can resist curious cats?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
She thinks cats are creepy
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
creepy?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
[shrugs]
that’s what she says
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
She's full of shit.
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I know.
But she pays half the rent, and I won’t let her get a dog either.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, but you're right, she isn't.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hah. I'll tell her my internet friend attijah said so.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That'll work!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
So compromise and get a joint custody bird?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
That's a dumb idea.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
birds are dirty
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 20, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Grrrr. But yes, messy. I clean a LOT.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I know this sounds like bragging about my kids but any one who's gotten to know
my cats has grown to like them. Has she been around cats before?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I need to stop looking at all these cuties.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
well, I am quite striking,
but cute?
Well, perhaps…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Of course! The pants-less look works for you!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Well, sure.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
no comment
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ceci n'est pas une pipe
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
This is not a pipe?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It's modern art.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, cause see I made a comment that said no comment...
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
and now I understand completely...
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Magritte
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Magritte#Philosophical_and_artistic_gestures
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Make me click on a link (that isn't a kitten)....
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Hah. Sorry.
better?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Much!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
okay I get it now. But he seems a little pretentious.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
How cute is this little girl
http://www.virtualpetadoptions.com/adoptapet/pet_details.asp?petid=34223
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Beautiful- and a lot of intelligence in those eyes.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
perfect!
she even has a Star Trek name!!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
pft. geeks.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
long live and prosper
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhhh, cup's the geek, not me.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
you're not a geek?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a Star Trek geek
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
oh. okay. Me, neither.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
And Cosmo
http://www.virtualpetadoptions.com/adoptapet/pet_details.asp?petid=33833
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He looks like a smart aleck. I love that!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I always wanted an orange and white boy cat.
I pet-sat for the most loving boy cat in college…made me want one.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
pumpkin?
shape or color? ;-)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He's reallly cute.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
i like this one better
But is he 8-9 months or 8 years 6 months?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
looks young.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
looks like 8-9 mos
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It reads as 8.5 years old.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
Look at this one...Taylor
a real cutie!
http://www.virtualpetadoptions.com/adoptapet/pet_details.asp?petid=34295
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
OMG. adorable.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I try not to get too excited about the kittens
they are so cute but I know someone will adopt them.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
my cat would terrorize any new kitty so I know I can not either!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
there are no shortage of kittens
remember one mother cat = 6 kittens or so
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 20, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think there's such a thing as an ugly cat, not even the hairless ones.
When I got Tiberius he was 2 years old (I think they called all adult cats 2 yrs old) and supposedly feral. One eye was clouded, a hole in ear and just scruffy.
His fur is much better, eye is still bad, the hole ripped and now the ear is jagged- but he’s the one of most gentle, loveable cats you could meet. And a total prankster. He looks beautiful, at least to me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
You're a good mama
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It's all in the discipline. I keep coat hangers handy at all times.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I've used the spray water bottles pretty effectively.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I've found it works on pigeons too.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
But I use water guns.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Heh. That's probably more fun for the mama.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
is your house some sort of menagerie?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 20, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Just 3 cats and 3 pigeons.
Outside all kinds of critters come by. Squirrels have been coming to my back porch to eat the bird seed lately. They fish out all the sunflower seeds and leave the shells every where. I thought of Bloom.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
have you ever seen a sphinx cat?
Those are ugly. Rest are good.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 20, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Weird, but not ugly to me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
that's a cat for girls
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a girl!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
carry on then :)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
cup and his cat friends sounds like a song.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Or a kid's show.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
sounds like a failed children's show to me
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
A public television show
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
ooooh can I be the one caught with hookers and blow?
and lead the show on a car-wreck-style demise?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
sweet
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved The Cosby Show when Rudy was little.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I liked it when it aired but it didn't age well, to me.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
not a lot from the 80s has.
Just Cheers and even then, Sam’s hair is ridiculous.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't watched that in years but I still remember Rebecca's line to Sam- "It's the bottom of the ninth, you have 2 outs, 2 strikes, and no balls."
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Rebecca: I don't know why more men don't send flowers.
Woody: Mormon can’t send flowers?
Rebecca: No, Woody! I just want a man to send me flowers!
Woody: Why does he have to be Mormon?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lol, Woody was good. So was Coach.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
yup. Whole cast was good.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
(slowly cracks open door to gaze lovingly one last time at the children and wife I’m about to abandon for a new life with a different identity in another state)
by baseline_replacement_commenter on Jul 19, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions
I knows your secret.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
it has your preciousssess?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
[maybe]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you wearing your "STAY" t-shirt tomorrow?
I can’t believe I have to check in with you on fashion choices.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It would be such a scandal if you both wore the same A's shirt!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
It'll look like we PLANNED IT.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Which you did nothing of the sort.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
okay, but I predict one of you storms out of the coliseum in tears over it.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Bloom, for sure.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
(I know-I didn't want to blurt it out)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
SHE'S WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT, DON!
NO, DON’T TRY TO STOP ME!! I’M LEAVING!!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Diva.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
guilty.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
nope!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 19, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
again?
this is the 4th time this month.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 19, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Surmises?
Nothing more? I mean, I suppose it wouldn’t exactly be a shocker.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
the way he threw today
They must think he’s injured
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 19, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was just wondering if there was a little more...substance behind the guess.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 19, 2010 11:43 PM PDT reply actions
night BJ!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 20, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Night, jo!
Seeyou tomorrow!
You’re good, btw, for a ticket with us!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Tha's good since I just made my potato salad!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Sleep well very Berry!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Apparently.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Night ladies and germs!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Night sweetnesses!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Good night!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
nighty night Paminator 2000!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
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