CT Thread 7/18
by danmerqury on Jul 18, 2010 2:11 PM PDT
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Great Expectations
for a good thread
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by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
that made me laugh like the Dickens
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a fun play on words
an Oliver Twist if you will.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
can I have some more, please sir?
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I've always wanted to know what gruel tastes like
not that much tho
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Although the quote is from the gentlemen of AN's favorite work
The Sale of Two Titties.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Jul 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The highlights are on CSNCA right now.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
I don't want to say it was muggy this weekend
but I weighed 160 on Friday and after building a deck for two days I now weigh 152 pounds.
I was expecting more of a Carson-y joke with that subject line setup
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
All that means is that I'll have to do more reps when I bench press you.
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 18, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, I think I should make some food.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
and deliver it to SMASH
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
delivering it to my tummy
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
awww
not my tummy?
TUMMY DENIED!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
too far
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Well, I'm at the horrible crux of hunger and laziness
where I am not hungry enough to actually make something
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
carne asada tacos with avacado slices.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
they're good.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, hi.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
see? all I hadda do was mention nakedness
and this guy shows up.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 18, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
you're so lucky.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
don't make me hurt you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
skinny punk.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
hello sexy people!
I’d call Chris but I am completely naked.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
CT would defintely want to hear about it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The Emperor has no clothes?
Heard that one before.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
[[[looks down]]]
oh, my, the Emperor is a BOY dog!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 18, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
he might secretly enjoy that
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 18, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
CT might say, "me too."
He does do the show out of his home afterall.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever foam peanut KTRB.com streams because they don't have MLB postgame show rights online
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 18, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Matt Cain-itis belongs on the other side of the Bay
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed watching the British Open for the first time in years
I’m sure most of you have missed it often.
I never miss it.
I didn’t know it was gone.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
read what I wrote again, preppie.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The AN After School Special will be back...
…after these messages…
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Gaijin_Suketto in:
“The Day I Wore Mom’s Pantyhose To School”
with the ghost of Brian Keith as “Grampa”
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Britain's gone?
Good riddance.
Hopefully the former nations of the Commonwealth can stand strong independently.
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 18, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I can tie you to a St. Andrews and beat you with leather straps...
but that would be significantly less miserable than building a deck in July, so there you have it.
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It's supercalifragilisticexpialidcious
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
well then I'll blindfold you and put on The Sound Of Music soundtrack first
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The S&M version of Sound of Music?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
All the men wore leather lederhosen and bondage hoods.
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinky Fuckers
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How do you solve a problem like mean leather?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
You don't.
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Caption: "Great, now Alberto's a zombie, too."
And they thought they only had to worry about Kendall infecting people.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Hah. Joey.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Over/under 2 minutes before he starts slobbering over Rosales
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Under.
Before I finish typing this.
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
OOOH! CT THREAD TOO??
My day is made.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Call him. Maybe he'll drive up and bring you breakfast when he's done :)
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I just made eggs and toast finally.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm bored.
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
You could put random things in the microwave until they melt or blow up...
…that’s always fun!
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha. Obviously,
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
http://bayarea.sbnation.com/2010/7/18/1575827/recap-as-fend-off-late-rally-to
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
Okay, I'm sorely disappointed about the inside the park home run
That happens regardless of whether the door opens.
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
he's getting rest of CT's sammich.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
of contention?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 18, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
The guy was like “Do you think the A’s are out”
and the other guy was like “Yes”
and the first guy was like surprised
fucker
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanna see a ranger collapse
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This was funny.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Zing?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
probably.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
lol, sounds like it
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't have CT on, convince me to listen.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
no.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not, bloomiere, sir.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
not my job, Cheese boy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Weekends are meaningless when you're unemployed.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
exactly.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong
Weekends are days you can stop pretending to be looking for a job.
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Oooooo, good call.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
but doesn't it feel good helping out a fellow brethren.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Convincing you to listen to Chris Townsend does not qualify.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
What does then?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
unless Cheesy's a Nielsen household.
In which case it would help CT very much.
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Nielsen told me I wasn't average enough.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
and helpful weight loss tips for after the candy's done...
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Burn :(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Where's my watercraft?
‘cuz I’m ready to motorboat!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
...
Athletics Nation: We could be the Royals
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Corrected:
Athletics Nation: We could beat the Royals
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Athletics Nation: We can beat the Royals
Fixed
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Athletics Nation: We can sweep the Royals
Fixed.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Kansas City Royals: Yeah, we’re that bad.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Here comes the Rosales love.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
This guy is a regular caller, yes?
I swear I’ve heard him say some crazy ish before.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Over wins, I guess.
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
Chiefs suck too!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis T? Is he coming back?
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
bacon's good.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The more I think about it
The more I think I want to keep Sheets. If Anderson needs to be shut down for surgery or something, Sheets will be good to have.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Well, I'm sure you would agree that that all depends on what you can get for Sheets
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
exactly, and I don't think we'll get much
even if we do pay the rest of his contract
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably not
But sometimes other teams are stupid. I’m personally holding out hope for the stupidity.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
If we kick in some cash, maybe.
If we can get a valuable ML-ready piece to use in 2011-2013 (NOT later), then sure. Otherwise, perhaps the draft pick.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Plus, he gives good ice.
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
pft. Amateur.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
afternoon.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just beginning to see...
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
okay.
Tell your girlfriend. I’ll be there Friday.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Good, some closet space.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll bring my xbox.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know about relief pitching prospects being great.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
don't know much about a science book, don't know much about the French I took.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the Jackson trade isn't looking too hot right now
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
It's been about 5 minutes
Cripes, there’s no way you can evaluate the trade until the end of the season at the earliest.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Sure, but we have outfielders coming up
(hopefully!). I’m not sure where Jackson fits in out there.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 18, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Jackson has higher upside than any OF currently on the team.
We’ll make room.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Jackson in left
Sweeney/Davis platoon in center (assuming the knees hold up). Taylor in RF if he ever figures out how to hit in AAA. That would work for me.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I don't think they will
(his knees). I mean, it’s close in my mind. I just hope Jackson stays healthy himself.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Does he really think Demel is/would have been The Answer?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I don't know
He’s certainly over reacting to such a small sample size. And I disagree that somehow the bullpen is a bigger problem than an outfield that is starting Gabe Gross a lot.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Conor Jackson is not just "an outfielder".
.800 OPS guy. Very solid.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
And 12 good innings to not a career make
No need to rend garments over Demel.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
He likes to yell.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Well, I'm outta here....
gotta go to my parents’ 20th anniversary of when they should have gotten divorced 40th anniversary party. My dad’s so happy about it that he took up smoking again, probably in the naive hope that it would kill him faster, hopefully before this afternoon’s party.
Afterwards, it’s time to go home and Photoshop incriminating things into all those pictures from Chez Nico so I’ll have some blackmail leverage during the upcoming offseason.
Later dudettes and dudes.
"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!
ditto...stay sane
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Cool!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Say hi to dad for me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooh, the KTRB site is fancy now.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Woooo!
Our apathy convinced you to listen.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
he's gullible.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Why doeth thou show hostility toward me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
showeth, cretin.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
who doeth thou showeth hostility towards me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Well then I'm not gullible, martianic sir!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
you listening to CT right now?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No I went to get pizza and play video games instead.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just bored.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, so if you're a sports person
your life isn’t inside your mind? What a tool.
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
Life is a highway, Joey.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Joey was like, 5?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Rosales doesn't do EVERYTHING I want.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Like make you quiver?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Exactly.
I’m never getting out of that one, am I?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Yeah.
The OBP isn’t where I’d like it to be, but at least he’s slugging some.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Yeah
I wonder if that slugging is the product of a hack-happy approach, or if his slugging might improve if he were more selecting and worked himself into hitters’ counts.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
If he could select his pitches...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
REALLY? Jack Cust doesn't provide ANY other value?
That’s just DUMB.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Wow.
A Cust endorsement from CT?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Yes, because his ONLY value to the team is to hit HRs.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Eh.
It’s better than what he usually says about the guy. Baby steps.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Did the Angels and Rangers both win today too?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I could check too. Usually someone answers for me.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
and Bacon.
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
Hickory bacon, miss.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer ash.
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
Ash bacon? I'd love to try that.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we count prosciutto in that?
Yum. Ooh that would have been good – prosciutto, pears, cheese.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
want
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds so greek or italian or some european.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you do live right near the best salumi in the East Bay....
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
wha? do tell.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yes....in fact Lynn said I should do the corn wrapped in proscuitto.
I thought of it but didn’t do it.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Rangers win, slegna tied
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
CT, what do you do with that money this season?
Huh? What exactly do you need during the latter half of this season that you need that money for?
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Seriously, though
Oakland (theoretically) is in the unique position of being able to eat salary in order to secure better return. How many other clubs can say that as we near the deadline? That is a huge chip that absolutely should be leveraged.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Oh, absolutely.
We’ve got a ridiculous amount of money that isn’t set to be owed to somebody in the near future. Trading Sheets + all of his remaining salary would be kinda nice. And we could do it.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
OT but very cool:
LongTimeFan, WACChampion and Ralph did a 6.5 mile AIDS walk today. Woo!
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
LB should have, too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I could walk it now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome Showing!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Cinco says "Great Job!"
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Dr. Steve Brule says "For Your Health!"
Check it out!
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by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you all for the subject lines...
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Great Job!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
COME ON MARINERS
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That's so cute and all-American.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Euphemism Alert
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Are you saying you like to salute the flag?
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
He like to salute his flag.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Did BrettAnderson49 make his rehab start?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He did on the 15th.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He made 2 I think.
July 9th and July 15th
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
A brand new season where the other teams get a 6 win head start.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
This kid is probably 16.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
He's cute.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Is that supposed to be me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way, Braden is officially starting on Tuesday.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I thought you do that every day?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
is this Cap'n?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
Mariners and Angels still tied 1-1 going to B9
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Why do people insist on calling CT to ask questions they could look up in ten seconds?
You call CT to discuss something, or to ask his opinion on a move. Not to ask factual questions that he has to look up.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
You tell 'em dannycakes
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I get angry a lot listening to CT.
I’m not proud.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
You know...you could CALL him
and buck the trend
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Where's the fun in that?
It’s way more fun listening and yelling to nobody. And you guys.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Yeah. Agreed.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
but that caller sounded really young.....maybe he is not used to looking stuff up.
I wouldn’t know where to get that info.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
how come you never call?
this dhow needs it some danny.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
show, not dhow
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 18, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm should call CT just to ask what he thinks about Adam Rosales.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Mister Townsend, sir, can you please tell me what you like about Adam Rosales...?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll be on the line until 11 tonight.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Less is more.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not the size of the pencil kiddo
it’s the way you write yer name.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jul 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ik, r
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Kouzzzin...on a Sunday afternoon....
reallly…..couldn’t get way too soon
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
It’s never going to happen, but what would you guys trade to get Jesus Montero?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
Correction: Kouz is not having a very good year
However, he is hopefully on an upward trend.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Hahaha.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
WOW - what's he gonna do in the off season....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Seriously. Fiend!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He’ll make an account and join us here.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully, he doesn't
He’d get flamed in about 3 minutes (so long as his user name doesn’t say who he is).
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Game balls from the K today
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The game winner is on theright
Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 18, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
sweaty balls
wha?
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
No women can resist them
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
They just did that sketch again recently
with Betty White. Meh.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Schwetty Balls was the best version of this sketch
Betty White, as funny as she is, jumped the shark.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
In the bag
(Hyatt Place furniture used for props)
Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 18, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Heading to Garozzo's now!!!
Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Thx bud
Gates Barbecue will be my last meal in KC tomorrow. Have a good one.
Spending time with my nephew and the AN Crew on July 10th...PRICELESS!
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 18, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
"Defensive proweress"
I’m rolling right now.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
♥ you
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
"Gabe, can you go back into the clubhouse and grab me a Coke, great, thanks."
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
When Coco and Rajai are playing, we're 9-2.
THAT’S MEANINGLESS DAMMIT
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
It's meaningful
It means we have a 82% win percentage (+/- 50% or so).
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
We’re 32-14 when we steal a base and 14-32 when we don’t.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah....sometimes people forget baseball is long season
1 five game losing streak and CT will be calling for Bobo to be fired
It's the first three games of the season.
Right?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
A middle reliever! That's who we need!
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDd
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILBYYYYYYYYYYYY
Actually I’d take John Halama and ClaMort right now.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know, I wouldn't mind a robot as a manager.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
beep boop
you’re biased, robotdan
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Robodan could do better than Human bob
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to stand up for my brethren.
And an ostrich wouldn’t work as well.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Head in the sand is the sign for an intentional walk
Luckily they don’t actually do that. Go A’s!
Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples
You are correct, Pamela
In fact, Danielbot is [HUMOROUS ANALOGY #3217 NOT FOUND].
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
hah. you're cracking me up today.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
MARINERS ON TOP
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Smoak is 0-for-4.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
they'll probably cut him.
"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau
by King Richard on Jul 18, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Rotoworld_BB
C. Hart -RF-MLW: Padres interested in OF Corey Hart http://tinyurl.com/mb4gjc 4 minutes ago via API
Talk about someone they need.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
I've always like Bret Hart
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
FEMALE BOB GEREN
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 18, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Bob have a rad acid washed jacket with straps?
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing they specified that it's the outfielder they're interested in
You just know the other Corey Hart is just sitting there, watching his phone, waiting for it to ring.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
For those in Bill James stats,
BEANE SALUTES YOU!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Spohrts and pahlitics don't mix in polite company.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
You might need a safe
because the housing market has crashed and some junk.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Arite everyone.
Road trip time.
Seeya all.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
adios, queso.
please report from SLO!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
This sounds like porn music.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Is that what it is? Dr. Dre?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
No, but he uses Dr. Pepper cans to slow down tracks.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I make it to make the world taste better.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I was kinda expecting to hear barry white there....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
The best Dr. Dre beat is here.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
From the 2001 album. “Xxplolsive” is the name of the song.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
porn music.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That's babymakin' music
I just made a slo-jams mix for a friend entitled “Baron J.C. von Soundsworth III’s Chambre Music by which to Stir the Nethers.” Unfortunately, Dre didn’t make the cut.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Is it weird that 2001 was released in 1999?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it weird that 1984 was released in 1949?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
written in 1948.
"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau
by King Richard on Jul 18, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
"Life is a horizontal fall" -Jean Cocteau
by King Richard on Jul 18, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I get some love for Zager and Evans? 2525....
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
We don’t want to move Mazzaro to the bullpen!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
My gut is also very hungry.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
HOW IS THIS NOT YOU?
danny in danville?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Right, guess you wouldn't refer to yourself as "Danny"
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
If a Pammy from Oakland calls in, I'll be sure to not listen.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Yeah feel free to mute me!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Eh, I do that half of the time anyway.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Lisa’s dad in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was also Fred from Cleveland, I believe.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Does he know someone who's name is a play on a sports team?
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
gah, too many images.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
yes, It's 1996
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, too me a while to decide though.
And I got all those shiny AOL cd’s in the mail.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I suggest something that will be relevant forever
Like NSyncLUVR96
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
My future employers will love that!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
SWISH
good time party guy
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Jul 18, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
2 on 1 out for the Angels in the B of 10
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Aardsmaa might be 1st in the alphabetical players list
but walking McAnulty etc puts him well down the list
Why isn't the Angels game on MLB Extra Innings?
Why do I even pay for this shit?
Oh, for crap's sake
You’re going to trade a starter for a middle reliever?
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Gosh, don’t you get it?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
K i'm out. TIme to shower.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
blargh. sorry.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
See? You don't need no bar exam!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ok, really leaving now.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Kendrick K's to end the game on a shoulder-high fastball.
Heh.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Mariners win!!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
slegnA lose
That makes me feel great
Fuck them, all of them
finito!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
EN is on
and in bed (still)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Didn't cop to being nekked tho
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not that he's being dogmatic about using the numbers,
he’s being dogmatic about using the numbers wrong.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
When he said "I'd take his life" ...
… I really misconstrued what he meant.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Mel? Is that you?
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
An awake woman, right?
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
Sheets to the 'pen?
OMG this is getting weird.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
Yeah, it's a problem
Mort maybe?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 18, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Mort's a starter too
he will prolly go all wonky out of the pen like Mazzaro did.
You need Wuertz to be Wuertz and things can work out… the Tomko-as-long-dude works for me too, until he coughs it up.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 18, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I guess Tomko once he rehabs
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 18, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Tomko can be effective for a minute
he’s a fantastic golfer too.
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by emperor nobody on Jul 18, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Tyson Ross
Almost stretched out enough for Geren.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 18, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s over. The Giants are going to win.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
just got fucked on that call though
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
by cuppingmaster on Jul 18, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't stop belivin'
that I hate the Gnats!
C’mon Metros!
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by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL K-Rod blows a save
Broxton blew his game as well.
Broxton folds under pressure in important games.
except for the ASG
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 18, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He saved homefield
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by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Against Philly 2 years in a row
That was digusting against Yankees when Torre made him throw 8,000 pitches.
He’s soft. His numbers don’t tell the story. I would take Bailey over him any day of the week because Bailey has the mental makeup.
jaysonst
Johan Santana might be unluckiest pitcher of 2010. He’s now allowed 1 run or 0 in 12 of 20 starts – but hasn’t gotten a W in 6 of the 12.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe not so unlucky
As shaky bullpen.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 18, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Almost Cain-ian
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by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
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ump phil cuzzi having a rough day in giants-mets. and i dont think there will be a sportsmanship award at espys for him, either
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
Chris Denorfia is 4-for-4 with a pair of home runs today.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 18, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
YAY! A's win!
YAY! Angels and gnats lose!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
And a fat loss on Brian "Crosseyed" Wilson!
Much love!
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by oaklandSMASH on Jul 18, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, no one's here?
Surprising.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
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