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Wanders in. hey why are the lights off?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't open them yet.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

*squeal* presents!! You meant presents, right?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I open them soon? It's harder to type this way.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow - I'm impressed by your touch typing skills....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shortest CT thread EVAH.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha! (and ty for the birthday thread. Jokes aside, I'm touched.)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you're welcome.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

remind me not to be bitchy around you.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not really a dog lover are you.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No dogs.

Cats.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just what I'd expect a bff to say. Unless you were using euphemisms.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No euphemism there

I have two kitties. Neither try to lick me, and I prefer it that way.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. you are a dead man, I forgot.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

how did you get that out of my post??

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

67's

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, you meant 67. For the record, I like other people's dogs.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

Just not a fan of being licked… by animals.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm, my cats lick me. but it's brief and infrequent and therefore special.

also great dermabrasion for the face.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

my cat licks me too. I never had a cat that did that!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Sandpaper tongue!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a party....lights low, music loud....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

party hearty!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, surprise?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I am in shock.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're gonna see who the smartest people on AN are...

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I made it!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found you without the link

I’m sly like that

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY you passed the IQ test!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

[drools on self]

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh NM!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

[dripdrip]

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i used the link

but i know where to go.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's b/c you are SMART!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

who's calling in? Besides EN I mean.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get too nervous....I do email every now and again....I just can not hold a conversation about BB

I’m a more make a comment kind of person.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a FIRE GEREN NOW call?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

kind of seems that way.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

so those that find us now?? what will we think about them?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

they are losers! and loosers!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna see a movie

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what movie??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Shutter Island before it gets spoiled for me.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

its on dvd now

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, i know. I don't go out. (now that you're here)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

get netflix

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna see inception and toy story

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it even still in the theaters?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yupyup

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

before wac asks.....not in 3-D

what time is the game on Sun?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

nnnnoooooooooo!!!!!

haha

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait!

bay street in emeryville and the UA in berkeley are still in 3d

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn them!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna see all pixar movies in 3d

they know how to do it right.

I’m guessing the sunday game is at 1

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh

Tomorrow night, you, me & bloom = inception!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD IDEA!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ik,r?!!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

You’re totally invited. You’re going to be there tomorrow right?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are playing inception right down the street from me too

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

Good theater? I’m snobby when it comes to theaters.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a little old one

that has been fixed up really nice. comfortable seats, couches to cuddle on and pretty good food

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Decent sound system?

Size isn’t too important, just the quality of the image/sound.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

its up to date

but probably not top of the line

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as it's not muddled and tinny I think we're good

I can hear old systems. I hear everything so little things with noise will bother me to no end.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

its actually new

the theater was renovated just a few years ago by movie freaks

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

The only theater around me that I hate going to is the Regency in San Rafael. It can be kind of clunky.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ewww old ones

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even know why they bother

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither

Especially since they did such great job fixing up the Cinema.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like theatres that are more than theatres

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'd like this place

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude....I was just kidding....I'm doing something in the city and going to a memorial service

so unfortunately I can’t be there…

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, huh?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

Well, if you were around, you’d be welcome to join.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know....just ribbing you!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ribbed for her pleasure

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

After the party tomorrow!

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose it's been mentioned before, but I noticed fan confidence has flatlined in the poll.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine has gone up

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine goes up and down. [served on a platter....]

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

could it have anything to do with the fact that it's not very clear how you are supposed to vote??

I think the first time I did it I voted about 10 by accident!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find the question "How do you feel about the A's?" isn't answerable by a percentage.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not supposed to be an indepth question. If you feel better about the A's than you did last week, vote higher.

If you feel worse, vote lower.

It will be interesting with the aggregate data over the rest of the year.

by LoneStranger on Jul 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, I know. Just sounds funny to say "I feel 70% about the A's, that's how I feel about them."

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually it sounds funny to say 70% too.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

a rajai fan I think.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

nah.....just the best birthday party EVER for attijah!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

tru dat!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

[raises hand]

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn't count- you're always naked.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss everything!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm special that way

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll never tell.....

hot enough for it that’s for sure!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

its was actually kinda cold in richmond today

and now its really cold

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was quite warm here.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

darn bay area micro climates!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, huh?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap!!! Can he do it again for TUES????

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

is anybody making guacamole for Tues?

or salsa??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can bring salsa

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you guys like guac?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like it either hehehe

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's sort of what I remembered....trying to think of what to bring. By the time we're through

you guys will talk me into going to the game too!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

well duh

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ralphie and I are latin

of course we make good salsa

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love pickles. What kind do you make?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are on your own here

I wanna see how you get out of this

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

dill or sweet???????

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna guess sweet. and hot. right?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a popup from AN saying my comment couldn't be posted, try again.

Am I finally CGV worthy?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

its been laggy for me tonight to post

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen worse!!

much worse…….

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

do tell...

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

had to be there.....out of control threads......

no topic is off limits here.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats for sure

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except stats.

We don’t talk about stats here.

by LoneStranger on Jul 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooo good point

thank you for catching that

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKAY. I get it, no need to repeat it.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds kind of dirty

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

get your brain out of the gutter

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minor League Fatigue.....wow is that a verified syndrome?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Giggles!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm....cake....

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

who has good cake at this time of the night?

hmm

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a bunch of them in the game threads.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ a BUNCH

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ a BUNCH

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll go searching for some cake.

If I find any, I’ll report back. If I’m not back in an hour, I found lots of cake and I’m hording it for myself. ;)

night y’all!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 16, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

night....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

good night!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

nite giggles

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm.

did I tell you I was sick from that rich desert I had??? not physically but I did not feel that great. I should have HAD cake.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you had dessert?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

we went to Rick's Desert Diner after the RC game......

did you say you used to work there?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me? nope

never been there

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

read it and drool

Here

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my fucking god

[drool]

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmmmm...yeah!

when I knew we were gonna be in Sac, a trip here was in the cards…..

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that will be added to my trip next time I'm there

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hiya chicken

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was your vacation?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

let me go sell my kidney first

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you see the opening bid?? we could't afford it.

[sad, moping]

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

we could all pitch in and trade it around like the Stanley Cup.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I’d hate to see how that poor thing would look like after a few months with us

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will have pigeon poop on it when it leaves my house.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure that will be the least of the substances on it in the end

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, we are a warped bunch

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

some of us would protect an A's Mickey.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd protect a Bugs Bunny one.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

me tooooo!

I wonder if it’s fiber glass and light and easy to transport.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

furthermore I wonder if it's stored in 67's freezer...

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder, she says.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, should I give you my cc number here?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

heehee

I’ll be hiding in your luggage

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

[whispers]

where should we go???? on AN’s dime? Oh did I say that??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm

lets go to….greece!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are on the same wavelength

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess so!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone should call the A's and tell them to buy it!

we need that at the Coli!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 16, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you buy it, can you still not touch it?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is awesome!~!!!! Tell us about it!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURPRISE!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit

he found us

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

where the hell hve you been???

and it’s the surprise BD thread, too

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

but that doesn't mean the party is over.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes indeed....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you eat puppies?

you sick bastard

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you see those pancakes in the DLD thread??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too....and waffles.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a waffle maker

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

loser

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

[pokes you with a stick]

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

[takes off pants]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

boring- that's your response to everything.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am surprised his pants are ever on.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He only puts them on to take them off.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

all dramatically.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naturally.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a nice one that dings when it's ready to cook and when the waffles are done - too....

waffles are heat shaped…..

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I ever get another gf

I’ll need one of those

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

CT might be expanding! If not for those damn sales people.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh I get it. Wait until I leave and then post.

Next time make your own gd ct thread.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

if I COULD...............

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you would, Jo.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa!

There IS an attijah birthday thread!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

stranger things have happened. at least I'm pretty sure.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

tied up

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one got it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You tarnished that image with that NAME you called a certain Mr. Rodriguez.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there. I saw it. I agree.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're peeling the layers off like an onion. Only you don't make me gag.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you didn't have to sit in her car

and have no AC then

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no A/C! and it was 91 degrees in here earlier. (repairmen come on monday)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats what all guys say

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're all a bunch of sweet talkers. Except when you work for an A/C repair shop.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

She makes me cry, though.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oof.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna know.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of this I am certain.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like me

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I do!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

basically

yes

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well untie him Don

hopefully he’ll be back soon

by sirbed on Jul 16, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's CS' doing.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt about it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

{sorry...leaves}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

leave me alone! geeze!

I’m stuck here being forced to watch the gnats game. isn’t that punishment enough?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

{sorry...returns}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't there anything else on??? are they losing? b/c if they are I might tune in

OH what am i saying???? GAH!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-0 gnats in the 8th

zito pitching well

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to let him in.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was a present.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave it to BerryJo to buy the Mickey Mouse/A's statue. Was that wrong?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

not me!

at least not this time

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm yes

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

loser

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

gladly!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah shit

I’d have to kill myself then

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

eew

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

VORP vs. derp, derp. Tough call.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did she open her presents yet?

I’m dying to see what I got her.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Put on this hat first.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont like that one.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet waitress' love you

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a big fan of their food, but I appreciate the olive in the beer.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

False advertising

I walked in there once. Not a single olive plant. I walked right out.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, huh?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you get a lot of action out of that saying

I like that

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop it- my laptop is running hot enough as it is. (is 80 degrees celsius bad?)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

95-100 is usually the emergency shutoff point.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

run! its gonna blow!!!!!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has shut down on me during the day when I was watching video. Heat sink maybe?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, most likely.

If you can (a lot of laptops can’t), try cracking it open and cleaning the fan and the heat sink. You’d be surprised how much dust gets in there, even in just a month or two.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a macbook.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, crap.

That’s a no on opening it. Take it to an Apple store, then?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is not what I want to hear on my birthday. Party pooper.

but thanks for the 411.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mom just found my atari 2600

I’ll be picking it up soon

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's my present

Photobucket

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

love

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

too late

everything you have said has been recorded and submitted to the authorities

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha. but not for all the gold in the world would I return to that age.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh me either......me either.

college years plus were sooooooooooo much more fun!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn!

lucky!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG! You are the coolest!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh. grumpy ex bf being grumpy. Jabbed at my computer screen. HATE that.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

slap him

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

wellll I guess we know why he is the EX - BF, HMMM?

what team does HE Like?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He follows the A's because I do. I was just showing him the pic you posted and he wanted to know

what you said at the bottom. I tried to explain what a sig was, told him what the sig said, then angry jabbing at my poor computer because he doesn’t understand much about computers and the internets.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, he didn't know what sig line was. Thought you typed more. it is funny!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he know we're all out going out for drinks later?

And by all, I mean everyone here?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are? Who's picking me up?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of us.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you coming in a tour bus?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a motorcycle.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call shotgun!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot the "shawty" part.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

PARTY BUS, YO!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we ghost ride the bus?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd like to see you try!!

oh wait – JK -

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't double dog dare me

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do double dog dare you.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will now be ghost riding that bus!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does everything sound dirty when you say it?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz thats how I roll

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have rolls?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want one.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

pass the butter

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

french connection?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

pam won't let me serve butter here any longer

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

why not?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pro calorie counting tip:

spray pam on toast.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's not gonna like that....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotts deep fry that shit first

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your ex boyfriend is sitting there watching you talk to us?

I’m not sure whether to be flattered or weirded out.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

[flashes him]

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no. I was just showing him veryberry's pic of my jersey. He's watching t.v.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell of a time to stop sniffing glue

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

suuuuure

we know you just hired a bunch of 3rd graders to do your work

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

a little stronger

good idea

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...I'm getting an idea now....I can tell my 9th graders if they want A's

they’ll have to do chores for me…that shouldn’t get me in any trouble at all.

by sirbed on Jul 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

good abuse of power. I like that

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah....youn just got to figure out how buikdig your deck is a simulation of an event in history.....

like give them the job with no instructions and let them figure out the best way to get the job done……there’s a history lesson there!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

always working the angles.....

I used to team teach and he used to love/hate it when I said “Oh – I have a great idea!!!”

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm always open to new ideas

I hope I become a better teacher every year

by sirbed on Jul 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

how long have you been teaching?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

a babe in the woods!!!

The first year is the worst…..takes that long to just get classroom routines and control.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found my groove during the 2nd half of the 1st year

I’m glad I didn’t start until I was in my 30’s and I had some real life experience under my belt.

by sirbed on Jul 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't ready to teach at 23 or 24

besides I spent my 20’s trying several different types of jobs but I always knew I wanted to teach

by sirbed on Jul 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did too.....not sure how, but I did.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even when I was a kid I was always coaching

the kids a couple of years younger than me in football and golf..it’s in my blood

by sirbed on Jul 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only all those kids knew the real sirbed

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty much the same in real life

goofy and friendly unless you rip Carney Lansford

by sirbed on Jul 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

but do they know that you turn tricks at truck stops?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-X

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

as it should be.....

as it should be

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

she is a pro

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

velveteen rub?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

unemployment rocks

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

unemployment paid me more then my last job did lol

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

but all good things come to an end......

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

but what a fun ride while it lasts

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt you have anything to worry about

I’m one of the unskilled masses

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm probably gonna start school next year

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's excellent.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know nothing about getting funding

so I missed out on this year

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, for next year

in CA, the sign up period ended on april 3 I believe. I found out about it the day after lol

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooooo

look at you!

Thank you!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

do I get to wear make up?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

sign me up!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have strong ankles

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoe in - ha ha ha ha

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the shoe fits...

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drink from it?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I'd like to drink anything out of a shoe.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a quote from an independent league player

who ate dirt at every field for luck. It was shown on jay leno years ago. At the time there wasn’t enough room for the whole explanation. Now I forget the player’s name/team/league.
But it was funny.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you're saying I have the sense of humor of a 3 year old? sounds about right.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it does have a lot of minerals.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the three best cats and pigeons, so I get it. :)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'll have to pick your locales V-E-R-Y carefully.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll give you private lessons CS about

the War of 1812…it’ll get you any job you want

by sirbed on Jul 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

no

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

we really are a foodie group

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we are.....food at the tailgates is proof

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

too true

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure do

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

no fucking way!

now I really gotta talk to him lol

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

follow those dreams man

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Networking the AN way.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

:-O

my dream

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been working pretty much non-stop since I was 15

I got laid off once for 4 months and it drove me crazy

by sirbed on Jul 16, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

swoon

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her one inch drill bit?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 16, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hee!

love

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

naughty

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

its how much torque there is

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 16, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

very nice......

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

back from Chinese food: Spicy Salt Prawns over rice

how was CT? Happy B’day attijah!

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

salty tugs over rice?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that too hahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way

I dunno whether to be flattered or like, a major league manager cares what some overcaffeinated yahoo on a radio show says?

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yer a stah!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

be flattered. He said it flattererlingly.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you emperor!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yer welcome luv

what did CT say to this caller, did anyone hear? I haven’t talked to Chris is days, since when, Sunday? I don’t even remember.

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

in days i mean

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is beautiful.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd and +1

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

+2. I even brought this up in a CT thread- and Bloom responded. Bat signals are being sent.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

beautiful

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

in sarcasm there is always a ring of truth

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel exposed now.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am short!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could dance cheek to cheek!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be great!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

face to face or the bump!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

bump de bump de bump

bump city!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

heeeeey ohhhhh

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I fit into a pumpkin shell, but I break out of them.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

attijah download my awesome Caetano Veloso compilation

it’s good funky Brazilian Marxist agitationist music, perfect for a birthday =)

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

EN is beautiful.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a good tape, in my humble opinion

it’s from when he got kicked out of the country, did drugs and sang in English over totally psychedelic beats.

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Don is beautifuller

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ty emperor. I bookmarked, afraid to do 2 things at once on computer right now. but that's so wonder-cool of you!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it fits on a CD, 79 min 11 seconds

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now ripping Silence & I

We’re two of a kind.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 16, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 16, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

If Bloom was gone for a whole week

Would that be long enough for us to catch him in comments posted…combined, I mean.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

not even close

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m struggling right now. I hope to be back on track on Sunday.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

just keep posting....just keep posting

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I feel bad skimming but when it goes over 1,000 comments...

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How to catch Bloom...

Okay we have 5 fanposts a day that just say Jack Cust Sux!….that will get us 1500 posts…and then we get DFA to do an "intellectual’ post where he calls everyone a dick that should put us over the top

by sirbed on Jul 16, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

agrd.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ a gamilliozilliobillion

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

can I do my

fire bobo now

posts too?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we get iglew to do a post just listing all the foods he hates

that should be good for about a 1000 posts and then ChickenStanley and I will do our sexy talk to one another and we’ve got Bloom dead to rights.

by sirbed on Jul 16, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

les do eet

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and DMOAS can post all the foods he can't eat

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my it's after midnight and I have a busy day tomorrow

Goodnight everyone….sleep well….and stay dead sexy!

by sirbed on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha I love that

I too shall call sirbed quagmire from now on!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Quag fits.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are so right

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giggity quagmire!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be! We could cheat and fly to the near vicinity and THEN get the bus......

more expensive but no less epic.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

talk about stories to tell after!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

pictures or it didn't happen, that's the AN way

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

we may not want pics after that trip

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

we may NEED them!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

or they could get us thrown in jail in 3 states

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

only three???

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats true

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, but do it after you guys pick me up on the motorcycle.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

night sir....have a great day!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

good night sirbed!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just looked at the front page and the confidence pole has flatlined.....

I think that can not be good.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

like my heart?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

be right back

gotta pick my roomie up from work…

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought this was funny - from Slusser
susanslusser
  
Coco Crisp on his odd night of do-overs and 2nd chances: “They said I had nine lives. I actually got out like six times tonight.”

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

JPosnanski
  
Bengie Molina cycle is as good a reason as any to point out that in 340 PAs Jason Kendall doesn’t have a triple OR a home run
10 minutes ago via web

Jinx.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 16, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

that's the Jason Kendall I remember.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop picking on one of my men. if you're gritty, you don't need a HR. In fact most of the men I've dated have hit no HRs.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And man it seems like he has been around forever..I just looked him up online and he is only 36..I would have thought he was older than that!!

I still remember seeing the highlights over and over from when he hurt his leg running to first base as a pirate!!

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Jul 16, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

the grit makes him seem older. And he always makes me think of a pirate, not the Pittsburgh type,

the “aarrgh, me matey” kind.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he came out of the womb gritty

and with his beard

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.....He had such a great rookie season...but man as an A..WOW...

Still my favorite play of his as an A was the walk off with K ROD…I was at that game and I will never forget this really old guy who was sitting behind us, he must have been 85 maybe 90 years old…he screamed out " How do you like that shit Scioscia?" I laughed so hard!!

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Jul 16, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My fave is the Krod sulk off when he stole home.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

no matter how much people hate him on here

I will always have a soft spot for him because of the things he did when he was here

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too. of course I get too sentimental about almost all A's players and therefore have to keep

most of my opinions to myself.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here hehehe

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not Menechino!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

heehee

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess I didn't miss much

everyone going to bed?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

you are quite welcome

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a wee bit

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just had cheese cake!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine is still in the freezer. I haven't eaten yet and I opened my first beer around 7 pm. Hmmm. Not doing yard work tomorrow.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

[hi]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

sirbed was right. you would show after he went to bed

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he's right next to you

Why don’t you wake him up

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw

he is too cute when he is asleep

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

you two are adorable

send me an invite when the big day is

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

you will be one of the bridesmaids

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna be the altar.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would rule

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

make it’s a green dress. none of that cream-colored shit. it makes me look fat.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can pick any color you want

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some bride you are

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm the groom

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

where's your invitation, sir? This is a private party.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess I better go too

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You look good enough to get past the velvet ropes.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew those extra twinkies would help

So, did your ex-bf bring the litter?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed WAY too much tonight....

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You missed my whole party!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, I'm fairly certain the party's still goin' on.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool beans. :)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE DID! and the cats soiled it immediately.

also brought me a gift- a leather purse because the zipper on my purse doesn’t catch most of the time. It’s hideous, full of silver studs (and I’m an ex-punk). And it’s leather, I don’t buy leather. But he noticed the problem with my old purse which shows thought and that made it a good present. It meant a lot. I’ll still return it- to Ace Hardware. lol, yes, that’s where he got it.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

All proper purses come from a store that also sells bandsaws

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

handy place to keep a saw.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ex?

or X

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow people are still here

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

wanna fight about it?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. I come here to study "humans".

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shaka, when the walls fell

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm here to serve humans. heh heh. (pay no mind to the 'heh heh')

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

cannibal!

happy birthday! Here’s some jerky made of questionable meat.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I eat cannibal

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as there is no question, nom, nom- oh no, I misread that.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, might as well enjoy it now.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I'm vegetarian. you meant vegetarian meat, right?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

um....sure.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, you may have watched as much TNG as me

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have no idea haha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

geeks!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been TiVoing the TNG episodes they replay here on KTLA

At last count, I have 137 of 210+ episodes

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

KTLA 5

Hal McCormick still alive?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh, I don't actually watch that channel

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

its 5

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm moving in with you

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

[looks around disgustedly]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose the cats would give up some space on the bed

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a bigger bed.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

its ok

I’ll be watching TNG

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, if they can start running DS9 reruns, I'll never have to leave the house

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been wondering who owns the rights to those

I wanna see them again too

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think still Paramount

You can buy the boxset on eBay for like $300, but I’m too cheap.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean the tv rights

no channel I know of is showing it. I’m surprised. that usually means the tv rights are being contested or waiting for anothers right to expire

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, hmmm

I don’t know about that. But you’re right — it never plays. And that was honestly my favorite ST series.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A show as old as that, no channel owns the rights

Paramount likely has ownership and could syndicate it at will.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

a little OT, but a box set of MST3K dvds would have been a good bday gift.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO WAY!!! I love that show!!!!!!!

there are several sets…..and netflix has them now too!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know- and woot had them cheap, just not cheap enough.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, if I ever see some on sale I'll send some your way

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll hold u to that, lol! No, seriously, I will hunt you down and demand them the minute I see they're on sale. Kidding!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're cute

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually have some on vhs I should record to dvd. PQ will be bad but I can live with that.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

netflix.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

extra monthly bill, does not compute.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i am not a fan of netflix

I do like MST3K though

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not like you guys veryberry.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's good only if it works for you.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we really need to discuss the magical evening the Yankees had.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

did they get hosed by the RAYS???

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, they won an emotional walk off.....for George.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know how to express how sad I am that both of us cared enough about the facts of life that we read that article.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

why the hell would she have regrets of that?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

bc people call 40 y/o fields tootie now.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

so?

I’m 40. people call me shit like that all the time

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's it going Tootie?

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all fairness, we should all call Ed "Tootie" from this moment forward.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ET ET!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, is that a train coming?

oh no, its future ed

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

so busted

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gassy Ed.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tootie!

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is the quote from the article..

“People say, ‘If you had to do it again, would you stay nine years?’ Sure. ‘If you had to do it again, would you change the character name?’ Well, maybe. No one wants to walk around in their 40s and still be called ‘Tootie.’”

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Jul 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

she is a dork

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys just went to the article called "The Facts if Life" NOT knowing it was about the TV show....

just because you wanted to know about the birds and the bees……

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

busted!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Rack!

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yer back!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurts

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

old man

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since my teens, yeah.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that explains things

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm....that does explain some things.

Sorry, man.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life.

Nothing drs can do about it, so it’s my way of life. I’ve had plenty of time to accept it.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

do we need to get you a hearing aid for the movies?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My hearing is awesome.

I just don’t always hear clearly.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

[adds hearing aids to the list]

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry. I was about to make a dead joke.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, feel free to fire away.

It’s cool.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, you're dead! ha ha ha!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some days I am.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

so am I, at least internally.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

but not on your birthday.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope, not today. not this way.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Know the feeling

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You take the good, you take the bad,

you take em both and there you have the facts of life…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, girls!!!!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted the blonde and the lesbian.

[and Mrs. Garrett]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jo kicked ass

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

she was definitely same-sex oriented, though. Agreed?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much

and that why I was attracted to her. you know how I love the lesbians

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I come from a family that races motorcycles

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've already dated at least 3 lesbians

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm somewhere near that number, too...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

we really are related

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not all geeked about cup having

a ton of TNG on tape though.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said we are related

not twins

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.

Well, speaking of…I’m sorry, but I pawned your stereo.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was 15 years ago

I’d hope he would have forgiven you for that by now.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's the attraction of lesbians for a man?

I mean, I liked the eroticism of Anne Rice’s vampire books but I don’t want to watch man on man porno.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the unattainable??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you talking about pornography?

Double the women, I’d suppose.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't do much for me.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with DMOAS

Not down with the lesbo action.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me I wasn't attracted to them because they are lesbians

I didn’t know they were, they told me after. So my other lesbian friends make fun of me for it lol

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that to me makes sense

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

[I kinda like mean girls]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

we know

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

[sighs deeply]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer a take charge kind of girl

But not mean.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a couple of doms you may like

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not "doms" so to speak

Just take charge/bossyish. Not into be told what to do or that kind of shit, just don’t care much for leading.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're sweet. Now kiss me.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he IS sweet.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet was for DMOAS, mean was for you.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bloomie has his moments, too.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, he said he liked mean girls!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to like bad boys - so I kinda get it.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about boys that are just bad at things?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

that could work.....depends.....

;-)

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

give it up and be a nice guy?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am nice

I just am bad at things

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're an ass. Now kiss me.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, okay.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll give you whatever you want hun, so long as the check clears.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow.

I feel so dirty…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

now I do too. I promise you, I have a heart of gold.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure....likely story.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

you fucker, now I have that song stuck in my head

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT was exactly the point.

Welcome to my head. Star Trek freak.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll need to put a cortical stimulator on you

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like you

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus...you two should get gay married at the Unitarian Church,

in a Star Wars-themed wedding, both dressed as Stormtroopers.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm the bridesmaid this time!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I be the flower girl dressed as R2?

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhhh, we'll get lots of white makeup and you can be Data

Or Lore…

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna wear my star trek best

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, dress uniforms for us both

And Jonathan Frakes can come play the trombone.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

"play the trombone"

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, we'll be doing that when you guys leave

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm

already doing that :x

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, I enjoy music.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's awesome when it gets too weird FOR YOU

hahaha

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

do I get a point for that?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not too weird for me.

I just can’t start openly talking about the many merits of the ol’ rusty trombone, which I rather enjoy.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ow my eye

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wah wah wah...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

[sigh]

Okay…You can be Scotty and Cup can be Bones.

We’ll get G_S to marry you and he can wear his Spock outfit.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm....are you talking to me??

Takes my pickle jar and hides…

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard ALL about your pickle!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What have you heard about my pickle?

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen your pickle.

It’s hairy.

BTW, I’m kind of….in Oakland tonight…can you drive yourself tomorrow?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

And yep.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're still together on that other thing, though, so....come expecting.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

K.

We still doing movie night after?

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Movie?!

Cool! What we seeing?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

inception

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool!

What’s that?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A movie.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

so informative....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright!

Woo!

Um, what’s that?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

a cool movie

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A long strip of film that's run through a projector

fast enough to display a moving picture. It also has a magnetic strip on the side so that sound can be generated. But that’s not important right now…

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck to both of you.

We’re all counting on you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a drinking problem.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The white zone is for load and unloading only.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm parked in the green zone

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop playing with your pickle!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that reminds me of a childhood "dirty" joke. Like most kid jokes it was long and pointless but involved sexy body parts.

A guy is at the mall and goes to a knife shop. He drops the knife and it cuts off his thang AND a hole in the floor. His thang passes through a paint store where someone is mixing up green paint. It falls throught the paint, and the hole the knife makes. His thang then falls into a jar of pickles on the next floor and a woman buys it and eats it!!!!!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG the game ended hours and hours ago, CT show is over for hours

and this thread is still burnin.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

[[[blush]]]

why can’t you be gay? You’re hawt.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is he is!

And he’s hairy, EN.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

no he's not

he’s just one of the cool straight ones I always swoon for [[[shakes fists in frustration]]]

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he's hot.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I'm hairy.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're one of those ones

where I have to join the little metaphorical monastery in my mind when I think of you.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want anybody else...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has this devilish smile

those are the ones that fuck ol’ Joshy up.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh...

You’re going to make me sad. I know how that feels… I’d hate to perpetuate that in someone else.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

just don't smile at josh

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noted.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i think about you...

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for not leaving me hanging, there, birthday girl.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

(psst)

I’m touching myself.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

(psst, we thought it was Bloom, thanks for clearing that up)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would never (knowingly) leave you hanging. I like ya.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

yay!\

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

when did the end of yay start? Immediately?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

no end to the yay.

The yay goes all day.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, about 5 years ago I thought I might be

But it turns out I was just too chicken, er, scared to ask a girl I really liked out.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats how I still am

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

um

When you’re afraid to ask the girl out, that’s called “shy”.

“Gay” is where you see another dude and the blood shifts in your body.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got a point, DMOAS.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

See...

I figured that out on my own, particularly after she started dating someone else and I came believe she was never all that into me. But from 15/16 until about 28/29, my head was pretty fucked up so I could make myself believe just about anything it wanted me to believe pretty easily. And I wasn’t particularly nice to me either.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is something else

easily the cutest guy on AN, him and danmerqury are too cute for their own shoes.

Why are the hawtest ones always not on my team? Dammit I coulda been a contenda…

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, I thought the REALLY cute ones were on "your" team...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm. know the not nice to me part.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhh

learn something new every day

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

[[[thumbwrestles you]]]

for AN Gay Supremacy

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOoooo

fight!

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, my money's on EN

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah?

I’m am getting season tickets in the RF corner and I will spend all of the 2011 season whistling at Sweeney about “Hey Big Boy! How’d ya hurt yer knees?”

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be fun.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yes!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I watch?

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll go gay for you. oh, that won't work.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm....

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you go dude for him?

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were two young women sitting in front of us last night

that looked like they might be dude enough for him.

I’m quite certain they were more dude than me or CS…

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I so totally agree

way more lesbian then even I would date

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

true dat!

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by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And me?

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

um....I don't think so...

trust us on this one.

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by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, they were more dude than DMOAS, too.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.....and they might have crushed him.....

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by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that one would have.

The other would’ve beat his ass.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking that - the one with the bandana??

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by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were they 6'+?

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

one was like 5' wide

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yiiiikes

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats what we all said

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

and I didn't have that exact conversation until now!!!

we are baseball snobs, eh?? hahaha

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds expensive

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's 11.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

11:22

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

picky picky.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Living on Vallejo time...

Don Williams is not amused.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Vallejo Time"

it’s where you eat waffles, shoot people in the parking lot of the golf course, and then write disturbing letters to the Chronicle about it and they never catch you.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are scaring me!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't mind me

I been obsessed with solving the Z case since like age 13.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm.

Well, everyone’s gotta have a hobby.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you watch all those MSNBC specials and stuff on it?

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

most of the books and media are BS to make $

my money is on that it more than one person and possibly a psyops thing.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find that strangely fitting.

Good luck!

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have officially freaked out DMOAS

first I confess my crush on him, then I am posting Zodiac letters and asking Bryan to give me a tour of Vallejo LOL

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw, he knows he is cute

and everyone wants a piece of him

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bryan?

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wacc

he’s awesome and hails from Vallejo, which is a central place in the Zodiac mythology so we are talking about it.

Plus, you’re incredibly hawt.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no, I figured out who Bryan was

Just wondering if Chick wanted a piece of his ass.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

I’m celibate. I was just pointing out facts

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wacc is happily partnered with an awesome person

well, awesome unless you need to find the damn smoking section, anyways.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

ralphie rocks

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are the cutest people alive

with their matching A’s jerseys.

If I could find me a queer A’s-obsessed person that dug me I’d be in Hog Heaven [[[sigh]]]

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you have a cigarette?

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

are you sure?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROFLMAO

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

and on something

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

totally sober, CS

my roomate however is baked off his rocker by some multiple Harborside Health strains that I smelled, whoosh they are dank.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant the chick that hit me and ralphie up for a smoke

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I smoke. and I'm not a vile human being, I swear.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

he said blown

hehheh

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want him.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want him, really

I don’t get that for straight folk, I have respect for them.

Objectively tho, he is ultra-adorable and if I met someone like him that was into me and went my way you guys’d be like “Where’s EN? He hasn’t posted in weeks!” cuz I would be holed up snuggling on him.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um. Thanks?

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry

I won’t like grab you at the next tailgate or nuthin.

But you should not lack confidence as a dating entity, you are hella attractive and fun.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

right?

the shy ones are always the ones where you wonder why the hell they are so shy, they are hot and should know that they are!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

shy guys.....ummmm yeah....we should TALK!!!

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

No worries

My fear and lack of confidence is less about as a dating entity and more a fear of success. Not saying the lack of confidence doesn’t exist, cause it definitely does. But it’s as much (if not more so about actually being successful). Hard to explain really, but it comes up in a variety of ways not just within the dating world.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no illusions of success

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha! I understand that

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually asked this one chick out

we weren’t able to go out, then while I was in vegas, she got herself a bf hehehe

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

she just had to have a bf, any. you're better off.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's a very ego involved sport....

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should just put that aside, the irrational fear

In reality there is no such thing as successful in that world, it is predicated on chemistry and chemical choices that arent subject to the rational world and its linear ministrations over us as humans.

Someday you’ll meet the right chick for you and you’ll know it when it hits you and you’ll be grinnin that grin of yours and she’ll go “Wheee!” and that’ll be that for your single ass LOL

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well it's that particular success that I actually fear

Which directly conflicts with the desire and absolute need to find that. I don’t see success in number of dates had or slept with or anything bs like that. I rate it in terms of finding someone I can spend the rest of my life with who finds the same thing in me.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

well said

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I gave up on that.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do too from time to time.

The “dead” feeling around those times.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hope so

I have to have low expectations in everything I do now. Pretty much anything in my life I’ve ever really looked forward to either didn’t happen at all or was a miserable disaster. Some of my absolute favorate things were coming in with no expectations at all.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

stop saying what I think, will ya?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

gotta shift the lens just a little bit.....

no need to have low expectations….maybe consider how realistic what you think you want is?? It night be something that is keeping the good things you ARE looking for from revealing themselves….if this even makes sense.

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

How trust me

My real expectations were never actually that high or unmanageable. I separate the “fantasy” from the reality. But Example: Just out of high school, I found out about a concert that my friends and I would all want to go to. I make plans for all of us to go. They’re jazzed about it. I got excited figuring we’d all go down together and have a blast. Time to get the tickets, they all go without me to get them. By the time I get there I can’t sit anywhere near them and they’re acting like it’s no big deal that they did what they did.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S f*ed up and those people were NOT your friends.

kids are cruel and so self centered that they can not even see how that would hurt. I had something similar happen to me in the 8th grade…I was clueless and my life was hell for a while after that.

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I've had similar experiences like that thoroughout

my life. All different people too. But my high school friends, yeah. Weird times. I learned a bit later just how much they really didn’t give a shit about me not long after.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

and left them in your dust......

I’d say they had no idea what they lost in your friendship…..their loss – totally.

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure "left them in my dust"

really fits… but I don’t miss them even if I miss what I should have had.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like depression too. which isn't curable by bootstrap pulling, and often not drugs.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Well… consider the constant pain + a severe, severe insomnia problem for 3 or 4 years during high school/post college. It’s made that decade afterward so… well, “disjointed” for me.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm grateful I don't have the back pain.

But I’m mostly housebound and covered in scars. shrug. I have my boyz (cats) and I have my pigeons. I understand what you mean about disjointed and low expectations.
Sometimes it bothers me a LOT. Other times, I like the world I created for myself.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

try to figure it out before you spend a birthday with 3 cats.

3 pigeons, and 1 grumpy ex.
Tho truth be told I prefer to be with animals most of the time.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it bad

that I prefer to be with all you people instead? haha

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, but to be fair it was the country's birthday as well. And DoctorK's.

Don’t make it sound so personal. My heavens!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no cats.,

I spent my 40th birthday utterly alone. And in Florida.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have talked to you if I'd known you.

My 30th I was promised a great party. Instead my bad ex was.. bad.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bad Ex! No!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, you tell 'em.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get the newspaper and the spray bottle!

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

and us....dont forget us!!

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll never forget, veryberry! ty sooo much.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

when you post I hear the voice of Dr. Manhatten

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blue Man with full frontal?

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I said voice. Now you made me picture blue frontal.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're welcome ;)

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

the doctor was a fine specimen.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just blue myself.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's what I want you to do, buddy.

I want you to get a tape recorder and tape yourself all day. I think you’ll be surprised…

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm very interested in true crime, but more the personal ones rather than serial killers.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zodiac is fascinating

kind of the American Jack the Ripper but weirder because he sent the papers SO much stuff and they still have NO idea who it was.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean drew Carey?

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by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other one.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

crime is really not that interesting

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not into True Crime at all

just Zodiac and the details of it, that add up to this cipher conundrum that just goes in circles, it’s like the Rubik’s Cube of Crime.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a good mystery

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

there are aspects of it, just single components

that people will argue over for centuries, like the letters and whether he traced the individual characters out of many different handwritings, using a light-table to create a handwriting profile that didn’t exist.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

someday I want wacc

to give me a grand tour of all the Vallejo & Benicia Zodiac sites, I gotta hang out in the parking lot of Blue Rock Springs Park before I die.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want in!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lake Berryessa, here we come!

Seriously Z is a fascinating case, one of the strangest in criminal history.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

nice to live in the town where the most notorious unapprehended serial killer probably lived, eh?

Isn’t it the Vallejo slogan? "Come to Vallejo, where all you have killed will become your slaves!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it wasn't A.L. Allen

Graysmith is so full of shit, how much $ has he made off that shit already? Although the movie of his book was very effective, the opening sequence where the Donovan song is playing is really terrifying.

I lean towards the Merchant marine guy, what’s his name? It had to be a Navy guy cuz you couldn’t get the Wing Walker shoes unless you were a Naval Officer.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

there were so many long breaks in the activity....

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by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't a daughter of one of the suspects come forward last year?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was debunked

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless a relative finds material or he confesses and proves he did it

Zodiac will never be solved, in all likelihood.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you were here

did your kids have to have police escorts with their schoolbus?

Z was a sick, sick individual, I hope they figure out who it was before I die.

I read a really interesting thing that said it was this Merchant Marine guy who would kill, write some letters and ship out, leaving the trail cold.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in socal for nightstalker

freaked me out.

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by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a scary case tooooo - pure evil that one.

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by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richard Ramirez.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

still has an open case in SF.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 16, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had what I assume was a serial killer come through town

when I was a kid in Northern Indiana. A classmate of mine, her older sister was abducted in the parking lot of a local grocery store and found dead a few miles away.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Similar (non-Serial) thing happened here when I was a wee-one

A girl my brother’s age got abducted and killed. Nasty way to find her too. Brutal. Turned out she was a friend of a former co-worker back when they were both in middle school.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad to think I may watch a tru crime doc and it might be a case that affected you two.

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by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

he could never do that now

with the internet he’d get busted in like 5 minutes.

I think the cops were competitive and he used that against them, doing his evil deeds in confused jurisdictions like Vallejo-Benecia border and playing the cops off against each other as they competed to get the glory of catching him.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I just saw the replay of Molina's triple

That’s the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT reply actions  

any links???

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by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

here you go

http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100716&content_id=12310234&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=tex

p.s. – fuck both of those teams. Boston for not playing better, and the Rangers for beating up on them.

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah to your PS -

and could he run any slower????

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by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Pretty legitimate too.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's funny they're laughing their asses off in the dugout

You would think he would have gotten the cycle at AT&T before with the Death Valley in RF

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, Joe Girardi talking about the many loves of George Steinbrenner.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Incredible, magical, amazing, inspiring....

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steinbrenner

rest his soul, he made Charlie Finley seem like Mother Theresa.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching Zombieland again

The Bill Murphy part

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

teh awesome.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooo

I forgot to re watch that

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OnDemand

They just killed him off. Classic Scene. I hate Woody, but he’s fucking awesome in this. “oooh, I see a girl who’s about to have her hair brushed behind her ear.”

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Woody and he was awesome in that.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Netflix released both zombieland and black dynamite on instand watch

I know what I’ll be doing soon

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching Starz OnDemand.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rule #2: The Double Tap

I love how they keep coming back that stuff.

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by DMOAS on Jul 16, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yupyup!

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

So.,...Rick Reilly's fate is really, really sad.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you crazy people still here

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by pam5981 on Jul 16, 2010 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

nope.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one here but us crickets

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone warns shoes.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

"guilty...honey I'm guilty and I'll be guilty for the rest of my life"

as sung by Bonnie Raitt.

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by Berry Jo on Jul 16, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, CS and I are planning a Star Trek wedding

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

can I wear spock ears?!?

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but you'll have to change your name to T'pel for the night

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can do that

but I can’t do that accent

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 16, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI PAM! I'M STILL HERE BUT NOW I'VE HAD BEER.

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by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm, good call. Me too.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've spent the past twenty minutes looking for an open pizza place in

downtown Oakland. Anyone know anything?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

you’re in the O and you’re not visiting me? How are you posting, via the direct cerebrum-AN hookup?

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in a motel room...naked...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

you could have crashed here

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The naked part goes without saying.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

[sigh]

Imma start wearing a nun’s habit, just to screw with you people.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bull shit.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

it would be fun though...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

emperor penguin

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

quack!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt

But you’d also have to go commando under the habit.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I think of hang loose, I think of... well I actually don't think of you

But I’m pretty sure you hang loose.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

um....sure.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

and that's a deterrent for you visiting me HOW???

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

gp.

You don’t have pizza, though…

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have lots of food here

the leftover seafood stuff from dinner, plus Don made this cool casserole sort of risotto thingy with pasta and cheeses and interesting elements.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Salty Tugs?

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

yar!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Salty Tugs Casserole

talk about Iron Chef, woooo woooooo

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

tonight ingredient:

Salty tugs!

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by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

there is

It’s called “My neighbor’s got unencrypted wireless, what what?!?”

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO!!

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Jul 17, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Bubb Rubb and Li'l Sis School of Wi-Fi

and the whistles go woooooo woooooooo

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're not helping mine!

Meet me in SF. There’s got to one open over there!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

start driving, gay boy.

I want pizza.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

lets go to Golden Boy in North Beach, bitches

Leo let’s do this!!! Clams and garlic!!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

no clams.

but…hmmm…mikie?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm down

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

its not that hard to make a pizza

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do an awesome scratch

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that about you

[[[a little to the left, pleez]]]

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

let's go to Novato!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know how to make pizza dough?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know how to make a simple bread dough

that I use for pizza dough

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The key to home Pizza and breads

Is getting a pizza stone.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

check

corn meal

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed.....must have.

I use my stone for most of my baking!

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same!

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

And sauce!

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

teach me!

dough hates me

Zooey Deschanel!

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by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure!

Dough is a bit tricky only in that you need patience. A good mixer will do most of the work for you.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, thats my problem

I need to get a good mixer still

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

mine is not that great

but its easy. I could do better if I actually made the sauce instead of using canned tomato sauce and adding spices. But I cook for little kids so, thats my excuse. ( I am actually lazy)

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do the same for the sauce

There’s not much of a benefit from using fresh tomatoes. But it’s the mixture of spices, herbs and oil that make a difference.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

let's go.

You guys are where? Benicia?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

LETS DO THIS

let’s roll on the Castro at midnight, Marcello’s is the SPOT!!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bloomdido pick me up

I will buy you pizza!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need to get Mikie too...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

coop the chicken and come get me!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

bring it on

time is a wastin fellas!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am in the mission

I could not get to the castro in 25 minutes.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

shit, you could WALK to the Castro in 25 min...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

he could crawl there in 15

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I once did North Novato (5/6 minutes off the freeway)

to SF State in just over 40 minutes.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did Berkeley to Santa Rosa in 38.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well think about what I did

At least 5 minutes through residential streets. Then down 19th and Sunset in the city. I was speeding like a mofo to do that. Most of it’s not highway driving. I’ve also down the Coli to home in about 35/40 minutes.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

both are impressive.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of

I don’t drive like that anymore. There’s something about going 100 mph in my old rickety “The wheels are eventually supposed to just ‘fall off’” Stanza wagon that didn’t seem safe. Seeing a friend at the time peal her finger nails off the dash as I slowed down helped too.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm not cwazy any more.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

You subbed out the W for an R

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did, to bring my sincerity of that statement into question.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

great!! This thread is so history!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

And here we are......

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

is there something wrong with us?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love you guys hahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can believe what you need to believe.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I choose to believe I am perfectly normal

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

um....

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

operative words.....CHOOSE and BELIEVE....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

okay. Makes sense. You're completely normal.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the Castro!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

no politics

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

well played

he meant Starlin from the Cubs.

Whih I initially typed as “Stalin”, go figure.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

the pizza place up by the bank of america in the castro

best pesto pizza ever

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH FUCK YES

Marcello’s bitches, open til 2 am.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

i say let's go for it!!

Bloom put some slippers on and pick up the phone! Goat porno pay-per-view can wait til later!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bryan is almost here! see ya guys later!

and some soon!!!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

bye....have fun......

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

mine is still in the freezer. and it's still not NY pizza.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 16, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did you eat then?

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 16, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i haven't. Yikes, tomorrow!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hi, everybody, and or the crickets.

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 17, 2010 12:07 AM PDT reply actions  

everybody

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey G_S!!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey - GS

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

HI!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

GS!!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hi! It's still my birthday until I go to bed. just sayin'

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

G_S went away quicker than he was here….

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

tru.

But I feel badly because when he showed up, I was looking for Oakland pizza…

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well pizza is important you know

That’s why we’ve got to map out the bay area pizza scene this off season.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

write a book.....make a million...

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone do a true NY pizza in CA? I know not in my area, but I'm curious.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know of several in Florida...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

there is suppose to be one in berkeley

but I haven’t tried it yet

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zachary's?? It's pretty good.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmm, yes.

There’s one in San Ramon, too.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is most assuredly Chicago style, not NY...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure it's even that.

It’s just damned good, is what it is.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

arinells on valencia

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Escape from NY?

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit you people

stop being interesting. I need to go to bed

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm out guys and gals

until tomorrow!

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 17, 2010 12:09 AM PDT reply actions  

nite cuppy

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

night

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

good night cuppping !!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

WINNERS!

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

undefeated since I called CT and went batshit insane on Geren

coincidence? heh heh.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

oooo good point

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant to call CT tonight and rant about how Steve Vucinich

should be the starting RF’er vs. lefties, just to see if Bobo’d do it.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Top Chef's good, though.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

work of art is ok

but it sure ain’t no top chef

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

ooooo

I don’t think I heard about that

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gail and some dork baker.

All desserts. Right up your alley.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

NICE!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like gail

I don’t like gail

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

are you feeling split?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're channeling the other Don...

who informed me he was in bed at 11. pft.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

she is kinda robot like

with bad hair

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Gail.

I kinda wanna do her.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Padame

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

arm scar.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like padme

I wish the person that does TC masters would take her job

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO! BAD FUTURE ED! NO!

[whaps Future Ed across snout with rolled up newspaper]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously!

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Padma. I just don't love Padma.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

you people are sheep

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baaah!

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

TC masters hostess

has no personality.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats hot

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't bother me

I’ve got my scar. She’s got the hot post baby boobs on top of that cute cute face.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

very pretty.

And she obviously doesn’t need a handsome man…

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

{cough} salmund rushdie {cough}

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

eggs xact lee

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but his is super smart and funny

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

and an excellent writer,.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are super....something

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

all the time.

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same basic premise only with Pastry Chefs

And to me a Top Chef who can’t create desserts ain’t no Top Chef at all.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, come on! They're different worlds!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

they really are

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even still

You don’t have to be a rock star doing desserts, but you should fucking be able to do it well.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

No way.

You guys are still here?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I can't be here ALL the time!

Watching a movie.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

what are you sayin exactly??

NM – not sure I want to know…

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

Nothing. Nothing at all.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know....just bein' silly.

what movie?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Se7en.

Creepy, creepy movie. But awesome.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
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by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

the one with MOrgan Freeman?

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that one was good, but gross.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike Gabe.

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She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

mobile commenting available

keep the conversation going

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by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

hi Danny!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey hey hey.

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by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

um, hi.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

This thread is gonna go until 3 AM.

You know why? Bloom’s here.

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by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

woop woop!`

Only because Josh wasn’t able to convince me to go get pizza in SF.

My fear of SF is stronger than my desire for pizza…

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

SF rocks.

You should have gone.

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by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

meet us Danny Boy

Castro across from the Theater, Marcello’s is the BOMB.

Come on, you know you wanna be the only straight guy out on the Street when the bars let out LOLOLOLOL

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be there too!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow TWO count them TWO stright guys on Castro at 2 am on a Friday

[[[[calls KTVU News crew]]]]

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I go to the castro all the time though lol

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

you look totally gay friendly tho

you have more peircings than my entire hometown of Plainview, NY LOLOL

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

half my friends are gay guys, so we go there quite often

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is CS in those AN Day pictures?

Just curious.

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by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

where are they again??

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't, though...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you're a fem

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

in a black leather jacket

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

only because he won't pick up the phone

Bloom is just scared he’ll get hit on by a 7-foot drag queen named Spike on Castro or he’d go for pizza LOLOLOL

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm afraid of what I'd do with the 7 ft drag queen.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

she is wearing lifts

don’t be scared

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're afriad of the youtube documentary I'd make and post about the whole trip! Admit it!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually am good friends with a 7' drag queen remember

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take her back to your hotel room.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

And play Parcheesi?

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by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but naked though

Cause that would be weird otherwise.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm such a country mouse.

It’s strange—once I do something once, I can do it all the time, but the first time is SO SCARY for me.

God…I’m pathetic.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

shut your melodramatic maw

and get in the car and drive across the damn bridge and meet us!!! DO IT YOU GOTTA DO IT BLOOMDIDO!!!

I will buy you a slice, you don’t even gots to PAY!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

[sigh]

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going too it seems

the castro at night is really fun

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

come on Leo

don’t get all crazy, you are a socially awesome person in every possible way!! I’ll protect you from Spike the 7-foot drag queen that looks like Kareem Abdul Jabbar, do NOT worry LOLOL

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

if I get picked up, I'll go.

My car’s in car jail now.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

did it stay out after curfew???

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Valet-Style?

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah.

I’m secretly full of angst over EVERYTHING.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

bails not set yet?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

bummer

half to wait til monday to get on calendar

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

SF rather tame late

If you want an adventure, check out Oakland.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

correction

SF is rather Tamale late

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

country mouse, I'm at the country mouse hole. Squeaking, come home.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should send me pics.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I curled my hair today, but it really takes a pic for you to come

home?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's Bloom.

This whole thing has been a ploy for pics.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

you make me sounds so....nefarious.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sent you pics and you never came by

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um, I had...car troubles...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know it's true.

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She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually meant pictures of home..

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's not how GPS works

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow, a 22 year old kid that can quote Fat Albert

where do I sign up?

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

You crazy people

How bout that easy Bot 9th?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 17, 2010 12:36 AM PDT reply actions  

HOw about that Wuertz??

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the end of the game.

Was Wuertz good?

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by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup.....it was NICE to see,

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

where you going?!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

we're goin to Marcello's on Castro

we’re gay and we want pizza, where else is there on earth?

Meet us there you beast! It’s open until 2.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you tried Bravo's Pizza on Mission/Geneva?

It’s really high quality pizza in SF.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

never beenz

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

what about parking?!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

a spot will open up

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Night!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD NIGHT DANMERQURY! I'm only shouting so you can hear me.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still here.

Saying good night to wacchampions.

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by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

save it for later

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

hi

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 17, 2010 12:55 AM PDT reply actions  

uh oh

here comes trouble, hide the cutlery!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, this thread will never die.

We’re almost at CT overflow levels.

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by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

if CT wasn't married w/kids and sound asleep

I’d make him come have pizza at 2 am with us LOLOL

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

he'd love that.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

woo

not tonight though. I’m totally fuckin drained. It turns out that playing 3 soccer games in 1 night with nothing but 2 beers, 2 gatorades, a bottle of water, and 8 motrin as fuel isn’t quite a great idea.

But I did just have 2 pieces of string cheese, so that’s good.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woo! String cheese!

Yeah, that sounds draining. Eat something, dude.

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by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm looking.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 17, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um, you should drink more.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn it, mike.

I find your lack of planning….disturbing.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I fully intended on picking up a new bottle of MM

but didn’t come through.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 17, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

costco clases at 7

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Safeway

Open 24/7

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

love.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

They make great Sour Dough

But for some reason neither Novato store is selling it now.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

We actually used to drive to Novato occasionally

to the Safeway there. Just to go for a drive.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

They've fixed the place up really nice now

Plus there’s a new safeway an exit down.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Besides

Some kids are now allergic to Oranges.

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

really?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

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by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

now orange juice will be outlawed on all flights.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're 2 string cheeses ahead of me, but I didn't play soccer.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i found some pretzels and some peanut butter.

i guess i need to get groceries.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 17, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have 2 and 4 year old soccer tomorrow morning

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jul 17, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

check the couch cushions.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did that earlier today

and I can say with certainty that the 50 dollar gift card for gamestop I lost is NOT in there.

Pam liked my old sig better.

by mikev on Jul 17, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone ganked that shit.

My money’s on zigfan. maybe evil don.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

you didn't happen to be away the same time 67 was, were you? I like both video games and Drumsticks. Just saying.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you eat the chocolate at the bottom?

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She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

this has been covered and the answer is duh. There is a hunt on for those who don't.

DO YOU???

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I started this whole thing.

The chocolate rocks. SOME PEOPLE don’t realize that.

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by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want names, dammit!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cuppingmaster!

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by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he is in trouble.

I’m making that secret sign with my finger in front of my mouth that says I won’t give you up as my source.
Unless I forget or get nervous and just blurt out your name.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

I knew I could trust you.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

indubitably.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe I don't need a picture.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

[plots map to BFE]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

WAC are you leaving???

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 12:58 AM PDT reply actions  

he is almost at my house already

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah - i got that....it's why he didn't answer!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

just talked to Josh. Y'all are picking me up after him...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

yupyup

see you in a bit

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

pizza is ordered

Joshy is on the shit homeslices!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

woo!

Wait, what’d we get?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

2 medium cheese pies

ready at 1:50 am for us

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

that'll work!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

and the whistles go

wooooo woooooo

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

um, they call you yet?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

calling them now

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

they're here

go outside the Marriott in like 4 min

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

okay.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Night all.....imma quitter!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 1:08 AM PDT reply actions  

What?!

Psssh. Abnormal.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

shhh.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I choose to believe otherwise!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Night!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

ty for making my birthday nice, very berry

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are sooooo welcome

{fancy huggs}

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by Berry Jo on Jul 17, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

ooh la la, I get the fancy hugs!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

happy birthday again

don’t forget to d/l caetano, you’ll love him =)

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bookmarked, so hopefully I don't forget. thanks again. that was very cool of you. :)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday, attijah!

lots of hugs!

Off on crazy pizza adventure….

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 1:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks, and have fun!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have fun.

See you in 14 hours or so.

Choosy Feebas choose Leopold Bloom nipples

by DMOAS on Jul 17, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Have fun!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, looks like everybody is asleep (or getting pizza).

Night, everyone that’s left. And happy birthday, attijah!

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jul 17, 2010 1:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was fun.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:08 AM PDT reply actions  

OMG 2 am Pizza Blitz Mode

Chicken on Castro

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It. Was. Epic.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should stroll by the pad here tomorrow afternoon

or amybe I will go to lunch down at that cool buffet right there at 8th and b’way and then we can come here and watch the A’s game.

Do you has planz?

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

chez nico.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

maybe I will go to the city, to amoeba, hmmm

I’d go to Nico’s but I didn’t make any food LOL

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still up. Watching "Hello Dolly".

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 3:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

you crazy birthday person

you better get that caetano veloso comp i posted or i am gonna cry

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will download it now. I don't want my boy to cry.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

It’s a badass tape…. read up on the guy, his is a fascinating story. I am reading his autobiography so I made that CD to sort of read it to.

He is maybe the most important Brazilian musician after Joao Gilberto.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not familiar with Brazilian music, so I will. It's funny that I'm watching "Hello Dolly"

I made a point twice of telling whiteshoes that HBO was playing it and got no response. I think now it was Lynnzgal that liked musicals.
I’m an idiot. But I got elegance.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 3:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

iglew, too.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't tell Iglew. Or you meant he has elegance. Or he's and idiot too- I'm confused.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

he likes musicals.

and he’s kind of an idiot. But I like you.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

huhh?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 3:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

so, when are you gonna show us pictures?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

when are they due? I have one with banjo man but it's way old. Usually I'm behind the camera.

and you ain’t missing much

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh whatever

have you seen our mugs? lol

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went looking for a pic of me to upload and got distracted by other pics and then realized it was too much trouble. Not trying to hide anything, just not worth it.

at least tonight.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

heehee totally understand

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

iglew likes musicals.

I was trying to be dismissive of iglew in a playful masculine way, but have failed utterly and have only confused you more.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats cuz you aren't masculine enough to pull it off

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

[cries]

[longingly wishes for someone, anyone, to come and rescue me away from the evil chickenstanley]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

[does the daddy pick me up hands]

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

[feels completeness of having a child of my own]

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

;), but I didn't know Iglew liked them too.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 3:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's Brazilian rock, sort of

It’s called Tropicalismo. Basically Caetano Veloso was this intellectual songwriter that got put in jail and then booted outta Brazil when the military took over in the late 1960s… he went to London, took copious amounts of LSD and made some wild records, mostly in English instead of Portuguese. That comp is one I made the other night and it’s from that period.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

woot!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

You fucking freaks

I love you. Making me feel like a teenager again

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:35 AM PDT reply actions  

we give you pimples and insecurity?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 3:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

that too!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus I pick you up sometimes.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

daddy

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's kind of strange...I just remembered I had a gf that used to call me that...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a button up shirt that says daddy on it from one of me exs heehee

I wore it when I DJed haha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

the 18 year old kid I spent last weekend with

was calling me that…. whilst making me spank him.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

issues!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

slightly

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's a lovely person

I like him, bizarre fetishes notwithstanding he’s a sweet kid.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

just tell me there wasn't poo involved.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

no Joshy don't do poo

bathroom stuff——>bathroom
bedroom stuff——>bedroom

I am not nearly as kinky as i sound… I seem to attract kinky folks tho. I like tying guys up and teasing them for hours but that’s a rarity at my age LOL

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

if I ever tied anyone up

I’d probably end up leaving the room for a moment to get something and then forget all about them

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did that once.

Not the forget part, but I went and watched television for a while.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

what would you leave the room to get is the essential question

what someone goes to get out of the room after they have tied someone up says A LOT about a person, you know.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd get bored or have shiny object syndrome

or go to the bathroom.

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

television and more beer

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bloomie sounds like not only does he have experience at these things

but that he’s gotten PAID, and WELL, to do them

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rule at that job

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about WELL...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

cats have to eat. just sayin'

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to like bondage.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 3:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's kind of...whatever.

You’re into it? Cool.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

the idea is cool. but either the guy can't get into it, or it's just part of his overall relationship lifestyle. YMMV.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is very true

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

well I uploaded a pic but I can't copy the URL so Imma give up on it tonight.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

photobucket is your friend.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I uploaded to photobucket so it is not my friend. or more likely I'm using the wrong link or something.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still have trouble with that stuff too

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you. Knowing it's not just me is a present I'll treasure forever.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

we knew we liked you for a reason

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

so basically we are on a sports blog at 4 am

talking about bondage, now THAT is the direction I know Blez envisioned when he started this thing LOLOLOL

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

...
Athletics Nation: Straining to hear the guy’s safe word over the sound of the chainsaws

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

this ain't the most popular non-political blog on THE WHOLE FUCKIN INTERNET for nothing, you know.

Chicken on Castro!

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was like a high school adventure

but with better planning and more Tranny Hooker jokes.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

We told a lot of tranny hooker jokes then, too.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

we so need to do that again

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes. Yes, we do.

We need a smaller car, though.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

much smaller

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

clown car.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

that would work for us

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

sub compact

basically, we need a car that’ll fit in either a Trojan Magnum condom or a tube sock.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

they make those.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

the new Chevy Magnum

Size Matters.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

those weren't jokes

the tranny hookers were REAL, I swear.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least I can sleep til one tomorrow

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:45 AM PDT reply actions  

what happens at 1?

Tranny hooker meetup?

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

woo!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, thats sunday

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 3:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

[checks day planner]

[makes necessary adjustments]

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

They have the book of Mormon here.

Huh.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:01 AM PDT reply actions  

see? your religious epiphany is only moments away

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. Feels pretty far off....

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

draw pentagrams in it

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

on my thighs?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah ok

right next to the hot dog one

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Never trust a late night hot dog vendor in the Castro"

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn those hot dogs smell good

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

they actually did.

Poor little crack ho didn’t get her $3.50.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's almost like she wanted to hit us up for her hot dog watching capacities.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

bitches

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

they will tear up your tummy

but, man, its worth it

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

they'll tear up nore than yer yummy

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

more than

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

norethan

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nathan's Famous

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha we are taking it all the way til game time tomorrow!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

this thread is 1500 comments now

and a million browsers crash in unison

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

woohoo

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

My pizza's still in my freezer, gaining all that freezer goodness.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

freezer pizza.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're not gonna believe this,

but a carload of crazy effing internets weirdos just picked me up, loaded me in their clown car, drove like mad to the Castro where we had pizza and laughed for an hour. Then, they loaded me back in their clown car, drove me back to Oakland and dropped my ass off.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

pictures or it didn't happen

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

and thusly

the 2 AM Castro Pizza Blitz is born.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

to be continued

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

next time

we’re taking the SUV so we can fit more tranny hookers

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll wait out front...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

by "out front"

he means “at the corner of 8th and Broadway wearing only a feather boa and a spandex tutu”

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

you say that like it's a bad thing.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oooo lookit them boobies jiggle

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

this subthread is so dirty

it might be the dirtiest ever on AN.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

not even close.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

.

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

there's dirtier?

How? Are there threads with bestial-necrophiliac illustrations I am unaware of?

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

buddy, our blogfather is

openly known to enjoy carnal knowledge of goats.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

but bondage, tranny hookers and chainsaws

the Zodiac letters are like, tame upthread at this point, I’d say.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was AWESOME.

Wouldn’t have changed a thing.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

same here

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are right. I do not believe you Mr. Vandergelder.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

how'd you know my last name?!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can wicked google

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow. I bow to you, wizard.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's four in the god damn morning.

y’all need to go to bed. This is LB time right he’ah.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:10 AM PDT reply actions  

so you don't wanna spend it with us, huh?

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm. maybe.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

i stay up til dawn too you know

and that’s WITHOUT hot teen boys to spank.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're a real tough cookie with a long history.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh

I used to be more fun, back in the glory days of my youth.

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey! no baseball talk, whaddaya think this is, a sports blog or something?

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geren sucks, play Rosales, don't bunt. Happy?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

perfect

I see you pay attention

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I'm just one of a 1,000 monkeys pounding on a keyboard.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

eep oop

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

ork ah ah

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

EEE EEE EEE!!!!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey! me too!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

you forgot CUST K’s TOO MUCH

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm saving that for a fan post!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was too busy posting to actually watch the game itself

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

he didn't get soggy in milk!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta talk to CT about getting us the suite for a game.... that would be a day to rememebr

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Nite!

and thanks again!!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

*HUGS*Thanks B and thanks to Ralphie Boy too, all you guys are like my twisted family or something.

Next stop: Blue Rock Springs… did you bring the electric gunsight golf clubs?

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

night big boy.

we must do it again soon!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we need to gold star this thread to save forever

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:21 AM PDT reply actions  

what happens in the CT Thread

stays in the CT Thread

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by emperor nobody on Jul 17, 2010 4:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

tru dat.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

this was better then vegas

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It only takes a moment.. I love this song.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Ok, I'm falling over

nitenite you freaks

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:33 AM PDT reply actions  

nite chicky!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

nite!

and happy birthday again!

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

c u 2moo, sexy bitch.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

nite daddy

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 17, 2010 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

it only takes a moment to be loved a whole life long.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, yes, but it would be contingent on your life only lasting a second.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

My cat caught a Bullock's Oriole twice. Long story but I went far trying to save him, so did his parents. He lived more than a second but, damn. He was loved.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

sleepy sleep sleep giants are knocking at the door.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 17, 2010 4:37 AM PDT reply actions  

nite Bloom. I was glad to see you.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Jul 17, 2010 4:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

You co*ksuckers went later in the CT thread than we went on Pilot Night...

That’s hardcore.

"Burt Reynolds witnessed the conception of his own dad, and frankly, that's what's wrong with him."- TPDMTD!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 17, 2010 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I say this thread needs to hit the magical 1600 number

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 18, 2010 2:41 AM PDT reply actions  

1600

Thank you and good night

Zooey Deschanel!

Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS

by ChickenStanley on Jul 18, 2010 2:41 AM PDT reply actions  

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