Open Thread: The 81st Midsummer Classic
by danmerqury on Jul 13, 2010 4:30 PM PDT
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As we all know, Oakland SP Trevor Cahill has been ruled as ineligible to play because he pitched just two days ago. In his place, RP Andrew Bailey was named to the All-Star roster, and he's ready to pitch when if Girardi wants him. Will he actually enter the game? Will the American League continue its thirteen-year unbeaten streak? Will the dugout benches collapse under the weight of 82 players? Will the National League catch a single fly ball hit to left center? We'll find out at 5:00. Lineups are below.
American League (SP David Price)
SS Derek Jeter
National League (SP Ubaldo Jimenez)
SS Hanley Ramirez
2B Martin Prado
DH Ryan Howard
3B David Wright
LF Ryan Braun
CF Andre Ethier
RF Corey Hart
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I haven’t read anything on Twitter about the American League.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
JohnSheaHey
It’s Ubaldo first 2 innings, then Johnson for 2, then Hallday. That’s according to Bochy, who said closer is situational. Maybe Wilson?
less than 20 seconds ago via web
JohnSheaHey
No plan to pitch Lincecum tonight if no extra innings.
5 minutes ago via Twittelator
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone else kinda rooting for the NL to finally win one of these things?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Cold hearted bastard.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
If they lose than I will be happy
that the Yankees will not have homefield advantage.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
so the Yankees don’t have home field advantage
drc either way
(don’t really care) I’m marketing this, baby!
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
By the way, it's Joe Buck and Tim McCarver tonight, so get those mute buttons ready.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Is the game on the radio?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It has to be.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Does MLB not realize how abysmal they are?
or do they just not care?
Could be worse
We could hear “Fisted” the entire game.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
They don’t care as long as the ratings are there.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I am not going to watch this thing.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
by pam5981 on Jul 13, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why?
It’s a good time to catch up on pop culture and current events.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Like the Yankees and the Red Sox?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Don’t want to watch a 4 hour tribute to Steinbrenner?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I'm sure I'll fall asleep before the end.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I'm going to peek then and again
but truly not “watch”.
If you’re an AL fan, it’s nice to have Ichiro on your team for a change. Wonder if he again gave his famous “rant” before the game?? !!!!
Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.
Beane: They believe it because it's true.
by One won lost won on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahaha, Yadier Molina and his .595 OPS, hahahahaha
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Did you catch this earlier?
Michael Ynoa has been sidelined the past 10 days with a little soreness but it isn’t expected to be a serious issue. #Athletics
41 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He's my hero. Bank $4m at 16 and never work another day of your life.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Ah. Thanks man.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 13, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
My Fox affliate aired an episode of Family Guy before the game.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Two and a Half Men here
Good stuff either way. Now get ready for some painful announcing.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It's 'Everybody loves Raymond' bad.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Worse.
Much worse. I can tolerate Raymond at times.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
They're both equally unwatchable.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Cheeeeeeeesey intro to the All-Star program.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
What did you expect??
What if you leave a carton of milk open and out in the sun for a week?
….that’s about the same result as ASG dignity.
Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.
Beane: They believe it because it's true.
by One won lost won on Jul 13, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The opening is already making me ill to my stomach
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
and it gets even creepier with the walking introduction
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
don't watch!!!
It’s unwatchable, like those adult beauty pagents for six year old girls.
Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.
Beane: They believe it because it's true.
by One won lost won on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly dudes
The MLB All Star Game is one of the few, if not the only, exhibition that’s pure to the sport. Everybody plays defense, and apparently it still COUNTS!
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Well in fairness the Pro Bowl doesn't allow the players to play - partly 'cos D's aren't allowed to blitz, but
partly cos it’s such a brutal sport and nobody wants to get hurt.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Glee cross-promotion!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Can Joe Girardi please get colored rubberbands on those braces?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions
Haven't heard Phantom Planet's California yet
Silly OC.
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Yeah I'd have opened with that.
To be fair though there’s lots of songs that reference Cali. You have quite a few to pick from.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
See: Red Hot Chili Peppers entire discography.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Fox too cheap to find Rose a cheap?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Will the A's get booed, or the the Angels just not care?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Maybe a little
It’s not a normal crowd, big corporate presence.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Big Dodgers presence apparently.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I don't know, the Dodgers got a huge amount of cheers.
Proximity and all.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Okay, the Giants got a lot of boos.
We might see A’s boos, then.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Well it's one of the better rivalries in baseball. Just Angels fans are morons.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Depends whether the beachball is going yet
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Huddy!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
BOoooooooooooooooooooo
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
They should chant
We Want Strasburg, clap clap clap-clap-clap!
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Ha ha. Absolute silence for Geren.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
How many fucking Red Sox?!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Wait until they get to the Yankees.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Bob Geren
The indifferent east coast welcome.
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Shut your fat face, A-Rod.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
A-Rod
needs a good any PR person
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll have to excuse me here
I had tears running down my face when they introduced Bob Geren
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
From the New York Yanke—BOOOOOOOO!
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
They handled it well though.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Awww, the A's just get met with silence.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Boooo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
And no one really reacts to Bailey and Cahill
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." - Satchel Paige
No one knows who they are.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yet!!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
They looked out of place to be honest.
They had one of those “Are we really meant to be here?” looks on their faces.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Yep, leave it to Oldham to say that his own team is out of place.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah - not that they don't deserve to be there. It's just their body language suggested otherwise.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
It doesn't help that Cahill always looks either high or tired.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
He's been chasing rabbits
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
is there a hookah-smoking caterpillar involved in this in some way?
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Cahill was doing coke off a hooker's back last night
Bailey might pitch so he could only watch.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah yeah. If they didn't have to put people from every team, there wouldn't be A's
Don’t need to hear it.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm?
I thinking you’re reading a lot that wasn’t actually there.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
It's Cheese, he always takes offence.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
nice spelling there, roasty beefy.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'M READING A LOT.
FUCK YEAH
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah yeah. 21st century literature doesn't measure up to classics from previous centuries.
Don’t need to hear it.
Not italic enough.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah yeah. Reading.
Don’t need to hear it.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a good rule, especially as it's a fan vote.
Otherwise it’d be the Yankees vs the Red Sox.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
More like they're silent because they dominated their asses 2 days ago.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
A sweep would've been better.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Should have happened
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
We're the only ones who care.
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TYPICAL LA.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Angel fans are still upset about that last series before the break.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Also....poor Mariners.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
They've got Ichiro.
No worries.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Corey Hart nees a makeover
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
or needs
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe it's Joe Buck, maybe it's just Anaheim or the tunes
But this introduction has a lot of cheesy flair like Disneyland.
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all of the above.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
What if a manager takes his team to the World Series but gets fired right afterwards?
Would he still manage the All Star Game?
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Dusty Baker managed the ASG as a Cub after taking the Giants to the World Series.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
And what if he isn't?
Ken Macha almost faced that situation after ’06….
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 13, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
"Hi, I'm tearing it up for your division rivals. Please cheer me."
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Man, Angels fans are reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllly bad.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
once
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I did too.
Thankfully, she wasn’t much of a fan, so she was an easy convert.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
You converted her?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
TO THE A'S, ASSHOLE.
Ahem.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Are you a minister like Chicken Stanley and Gajin?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
which scares me.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
When I get married I will be flying out to SF
and then NOT using either of them.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it would be fun to have them both do it.
with GS in full drag and Chicken in some sort of 70s Elvis getup.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh the visual(s)
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
GS would be a full foot taller than CS with his heels,
it is a glorious picture.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been reading AN all day
Last day of vaca
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yup. same church.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
they do now.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
how did you date her?!
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know. She was hawt.
But hey, she also turned out to be married so we called it off.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Meh
Hollywood types.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
She was also a customer.
Well before I owned my own business. Yeah, I’m bright.
I'm here to talk about the past.
I'm sure there was a desk involved
It’s important to use your product.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
gotta lay the wood.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That, a task chair, and a 3-drawer lateral file.
But not all at once.
I'm here to talk about the past.
You hook the customer with one product
then keep them coming back for another
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
you cut your women in half?!
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You just have to take a core sample...if you know what I mean.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
wow, you can do it from there?
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you cuff her and lock her in the basement?
That sometimes works.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Word!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You could probably put Coolio into a Guerrero uniform
And everyone would cheer just the same.
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hi guys!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
There were still tickets available for this game through normal means as of yesterday
Last of the Ninth - Photography
Seriously?
I went to ebay & couldn’t find them for less than $200. I was wanting to go to the game. Fark!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw them available through the Angels MLB site yesterday
Granted, the ‘best available’ was an upper deck seat behind the plate for $200, but you could still get them there.
Last of the Ninth - Photography
I'll be there this weekend and in 2012!!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Julia Roberts?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yes
Quite the cheese on the spectacle.
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I think it's legally prohibited to show a picture or video of Salma cropped at the shoulder.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Of course, the celebrities have to insert themselves into this.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
So Hollywood is right next to Anaheim apparently
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
true dat!
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Affleck needs a razor
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He's good in Boiler Room too.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Love that movie
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The doucheometer shot up from nowhere to huge really quickly.
Harrison Ford, Charlize Theron, Salma Hayek……Ben Affleck, Matthew McConaughey.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Ford's a bit of a dick.
I’ve nothing against Charlize or Salma though, which is a shame.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Dude, Harrison Ford is awesome.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I think he just said Americans were dicks.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
we are
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
except we're only supposed to say that.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the British...
strictly old school World
Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.
Beane: They believe it because it's true.
by One won lost won on Jul 13, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ford comes to my city often
and he is very well liked. Even the strippers say good things about him.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ford's da bomb.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd wanna be Clint Eastwood.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Both.
Plus a dash of Sean Connery.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
So what you're saying is you want to be remarkably handsome late into your 60s?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
current joke out of Oz...
When men get older, they all start looking like Clint Eastwood.
The problem for women is, when they get older, they also start looking like Clint Eastwood!!
Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.
Beane: They believe it because it's true.
by One won lost won on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
bazinga
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Her a** in Cider House Rules
Oh me. Oh my.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, she was memorable by far in that movie
Blez: Most folks seem to believe that the big flaw with the 2010 Oakland A's will be the lack of any power.
Beane: They believe it because it's true.
by One won lost won on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I'm sorry...
I thought the Major League Baseball All-Star Game was tonight…
Nah, just the pre show.
ASG is tomorrow night.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
by danmerqury on Jul 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think it's tomorrow.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Ha some boos for that montage
Unless Kouzmanoff is there.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
If you were to bait a hook
would you come up with Julia Roberts or Cameron Diaz first?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Fishface?
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Also Kevin Bacon's wife
but I love her in Singles
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Kyra?
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god.
Get off my TV, Glee.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
by danmerqury on Jul 13, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh for heaven's sake. Just start the fucking game already.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
they are teAsing us
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This looks like every douchebag angels ad
where the A is capitalzed with the little stupid circle on top
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Meanwhile, Oakland runs ads where all of the As are erased from a sentence.
Hmm.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
It's a conspiracy!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
heheheh
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Their plan is to bore everyone with the pre-game crap so they're DYING to watch some baseball, even if it is the Yankees vs the Red Sox.
It’s genius.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The only way this could get more sanctimonious is if Joe Buck was announcing.
Wait…..
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
They can't even have AL vs AL.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
They'd make it happen.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
And everything's going over your head today isn't it. You need to calm down.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
No.
You calm down.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLTRADITIONALISTS
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh and Rev.ChickenStanley
I’m sure your cookies were awesome and I’m sorry I didn’t mention them in the DLD
thank you
you are forgiven my son
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
go forth, and sin no more.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
now, I didn't go that far
sin away my son. sin away
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
pft....some minister.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
duh
I live for sinning
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
sinner.
can I live in your garage?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm waiting for that
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I want tacos.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
if you are good
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
can I come out of the garage and be with the grown ups?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
on a trial basis
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't masturbate in front of people any more.
[much]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
as long as you don't shoot any of us in the eye
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LB flaunts his red-rider all over town
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm quite proud of it
and offer everyone rides.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
we have a dog near by that might like that
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
wow.
that would be a new low. Even for me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but Lone Stranger's stache
gets more business
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
true.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Lincecum, you're doing it wrong
Hug the regular people, not Ichiro.
Last of the Ninth - Photography
But it's Ichiro!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I wonder if Lincecum is going to call his mom.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He's so blazed that he can't tell the difference.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
"Hey, little China dude!"
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Hallowed be thy name.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Yaz
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't mind the NL winning this one dudes
So in the World Series, the A’s can clinch the title at home.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
tacos are good.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
so, when do I get to meet the rest of the family?
Esp. Mom.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shoot, anytime man. Seriously.
We can go over there before Nico’s Saturday. Well, after I work of course.
I'm here to talk about the past.
[Don hears a knock on the door]
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
thats cuz you are pretty fly for a white boy
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
hit it! hit it! hit it!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm making tacos
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
only one?
my tacos are damn good
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
thats what she said
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be there in a n hour.
or about the time the game starts.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinking more like 2 hours til game time
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The game on yet
I’m watching NFL Follies on NFL Network
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
so 49er is not just a name on AN
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
what?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I see they didn't want to invite OC legend
Gwen Stefani
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
she's yummy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
not yet. though I'd like to.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
nipple rings?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
she took her's out in 1996
because “everyone was getting them.”
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
loser
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
hawt
can I see??
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
is it $9.99 to see?
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm clean
[checks] yup, I’m clean
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't mind the substitution of notes so much.
But the melisma crap has got to go.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
she's got a disease?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
I can’t stand it when singers do their verbal gymnastics to our National Anthem
See if you get a boring anthem like 'God Save the Queen' you can't do verbal gymnastics with it.
Though it has the advantage of being easily sung by 70k drunk Englishmen. So really it’s win win.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Yep.
An octave and a half doesn’t exactly lend itself to drunk fan singing well.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Unless it's 'Living on a Prayer!'
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I can think of many ways to gymnasticize GStQ.
From what you’re saying, it’s not done very often — if that’s the case, that’s awesome.
Well...........Joss Stone [wanna be Yank] tried it at one of those NFL Wembley games and was booed.
I guess we’re traditionalists like that.
Oh and the Giants players were blown away when we started belting that out for the first one of those things. I guess they weren’t expecting 80k people to sing the National Anthem.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I would date her
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, what the fuck was that last note.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Hopefully these jets are on a bombing run.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Looks like Glee is capable of fucking up the national anthem as well.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
I'll add it to the list of things Glee has fucked up.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Budweiser. And I'm kinda wishing there was something else in.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
are you like secretly an American?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, bud drank a person of his residence is unthinkable but he may consider it "exotic"
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
I have been accused of it before.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Where is Oh Canada?
THERE ARE REPS FROM TORONTO
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
So they do the anthem for every nationality? We could be here a while [longer].
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Sports Hernia TheSportsHernia
Fox has has this for years, about time Homer got a shot at the anthem. #Fox #MLB #Duff
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Take a shot for every superfluous minute of crappy pre-game coverage FOX airs?
We’d be dead five minutes ago.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
At least
We don’t have to hear that Calling All Angels tune.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
{Insert Carew throws harder than Jamie Moyer joke here}
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
ahh Mad Magazine.... i can to this day recall a don martin cartoon....
“Doctor Phonebone to the diarhrea ward”
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Cause you can't you won't and you don't stop
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
[dances poorly]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
break it down!
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
oh wee oh wee oh wee oh weeee.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
please hammer, don't hurt em
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
you can't touch this [point to A's jersey]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
[touches it]
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ack!
[drops to ground, screaming Rainman style]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
better not step on my Niiiikes
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
TY
That was better than the first 44 mins of this bullshit.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
yw.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So does anyone like this Buck character?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I like him on NFL broadcasts.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
no, sweet biscuit. you're wrong.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I can’t be proven wrong on liking someone better at a certain thing.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
John Buck is factually terrible.
BOOM. QED.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
We’re talking about Joe!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit.
Heh. You know what I mean.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
You're implying it makes a difference.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
joe, john....whatever the hell his name is--he's horrible
and sanctimonious. and horrible.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets, except when their nipples have magical powers. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Fragilicious!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Owens
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
"It's time to get this thing going."
YOU THINK, DICKFACE?
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She walks in the sun, to me.
have a beer dan
Zooey Deschanel!
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Midsummer classic.
So does that mean that the first NYY vs BOS series is the Spring Classic…the 2nd is the Midspring classic…3rd is the Postspring classic…
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
I can't believe this, but I think I'm gonna open a new thread.
We’re already at 400 comments.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I blame society.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame you
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, never mind.
We don’t need one until 600 or so.
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400 posts of 'Fuck you Fox, start the game already.'
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
LOOK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS HISTORY
FUCK THIS
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Oh my god, Ethier is playing CENTER FIELD?
I might have to watch the All-Star game just for the comedy.
www.zekeishungry.com
by thejd44 on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
I can't figure out why he's there instead of Hart
Hart actually played center at one point, and while he’s not particularly good defensively, he’s also not Ethier.
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by thejd44 on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, the NL really don't want to win.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
jaysonst
David Price will make history as soon as he throws a pitch. No pitcher taken with No. 1 overall pick in the draft has ever started an #ASG
half a minute ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
His record makes him best
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So with all the people elected to the team and not playing, will Jeter and A-Rod have to sit on each other's laps?
Last of the Ninth - Photography
Without pants.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we keep Madrigal and McClure
To announce the game? That’d be interesting.
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I thought the girl was better than the boy.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
I hate you.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Your sexuality doesn't define you!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
oh that was fantastic...
well done sir… laughed a good 2 minutes on that one
by DucksSuckQuackQuack on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That girl needs some teleprompter practice.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Yeah, but the boy was redundant with how he announced who was batting where.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
They're also kids.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
MICHAEL WINTERS IS UMPIRING THIS GAME AT HOME PLATE. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
If Omar Infante makes it into the game, I'm gonna die laughing.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
I think it would funny if he makes the last out
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we need an actual game thread
this is just the pregame thread
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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
I'll give this thread an inning or so.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Anyone see the kid rapper at Sunday's A's game?
He was hilarious and full of confidence.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
Confident kids aren't part of the American Image.
You need cute and shy kids that stutter and have bowl cuts.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Was he the guy pushing CDs at Berkeley BART?
@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
He was like 8 years old and had a rap about the A’s? I was looking at Kara but listening to his rappage.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
or a good band name
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell me the audio is going to be fixed soon
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, wow, the on-field mic is really hot.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Loud on field mic, or listening to Buck? No contest.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Daahhaahh
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Since Girardi juiced the gun to make his team scarier.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He always has, hasn't he?
- overall pick, because he was a leftie who threw in the upper 90s.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Whoa, AN auto formatting.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
The gun is really juiced.
Pitchfx says he hasn’t hit 98 all season.
We might see Ubaldo “hit” 103 or so.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 13, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He hit 100mph a second ago. Hot gun indeed.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Does that mean A-Rod kissed it?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember a few years ago, Zito hit 94 in an All Star Game. heh
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOOK. 3MPH MORE
WATCH THIS GAME PAY MONEY
- Budwin Seelig
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh geez.
PitchFX has Price’s average fastball at 95. That’s a really hot gun.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
http://www.fangraphs.com/pitchfx.aspx?playerid=3184&position=P
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that Rex Hutler?
Wow, they’re going all out with this shit.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
where?
That fucker
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Such a lovely place?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw you've got to love Ichiro.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Whatcha doin in Austin, business?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
With or without pants?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
mmh i see.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't really thinking about that.
:l
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Believe me, we're not judging.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
We are.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
We're judging you for being european.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
British. I'm not European.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I'm not North American, I'm from the United States.
Huh?
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Europe doesn't like the UK. I'm not liking them right back.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The entire world hates the US.
Doesn’t mean I’m from Mars.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Kyle hates Dan.
Doesn’t mean I’m a farmer.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Joanie Loves Chachi.
Doesn’t mean I’m from Ork.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not American, I'm Californian.
Get it right when you insult us then.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I have absolutely no desire to ever visit Texas. Or Arizona. They just seem far too hot to be habitable.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
add florida.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
and oklahoma
Zooey Deschanel!
Cluck 'em all and let the Chick sort 'em out - DMOAS
by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I assume at some point my future family will wanna go to DisneyWorld, so I'm kinda screwed there.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
go in winter, or go to DisneyLand in Anaheim.
Same place.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It would make me a great father.
Pulling my kids out of school to take them to DisneyWorld.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
you will be quite miserable in Orlando in July.
Trust me.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I can imagine.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Hmmm. It seems to be hot all year round. Whenever I watch Canes games I'm always
amazed by how hot it is in the Autumn/Winter months.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
it is. always humid.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
it's a horrid state and should be forcibly removed from the union.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Give it to Mexico?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
sure.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
it;s true---humidity sucks.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't stand humidity.
Where I live, Lancashire, it’s always wet – so the minute it heats up the humidity rises. I hate it.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
You'll love California, then.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Because.....?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
No humidity.
Mild temperatures year round.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Mild?
It’s 114 fucking degrees where I live.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
along the coast, it's mild.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not California.
As far as I’m concerned, you live in Nevada.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
The map says California
And I’m sticking with it.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmmm. I may have to run from the immigration police then.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
no humidity AT ALL.
It’s AWESOME.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
They're in Dallas.
Or wherever the Cowboys hold their training camp.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
they train in SoCal.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? That's silly.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
it makes sense when you feel Texas in July/August.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It'd toughen them up. Maybe it'd kill a few off, but dammit it's survival of the fittest!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Bear Bryant agreed with this.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I know. I was being facetious.
Go to a ranch and oogle some farm hands.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
hey!
I think it’ll be lucky if Bailey gets in
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
no ,no, you can still do that here.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Cahill and Lincecum are nowhere to be found.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
They're in the clubhouse discussing the finer points of
“Puff”
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
back in the clubhouse, smoking the reefer.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
First use of mute button:
freecreditscore.com. Bastards.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
I hope the first ball is hit right to Either the "CFer"
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Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
Ethier
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jul 13, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
was there ever an all star game at the coli?
or is even mlb afraid of that place?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
1987
Zooey Deschanel!
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by ChickenStanley on Jul 13, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
1987
@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I was about a month away from existing
@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, thanks for making me feel old.
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Cranking up your vintage Model T
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
no, I think worldblee was born in 95, right?
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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
when can I expect the next one?
or am I going to have to wait for MLS Stadium SJ?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddammit
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe we'll move there
share the stadium with the quakes
by DucksSuckQuackQuack on Jul 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
i did not have a tv.....living on the Olympic coast, drove to a bar in
Open Sores, Ocean Shores to watch it.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
WHOA.
I’ve never actually seen Ubaldo on TV before. That fastball is insane.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Did you think he'd won 15 games with smoke and mirrors?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Well, no.
I had seen replays and stuff. But never actually watched a game he pitched. It’s different.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Got to see him pitch for Modesto in Stockton back in 2005
He was untouchable then, too.
Last of the Ninth - Photography
I thought he had control issues? Obviously his stuff is ridiculous, but his control was holding him back.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Just ESPN
@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
lol, they turned the gun back down for Jimenez.
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so this is what home-field advantage gets you
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by cuppingmaster on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be suspicious if he started hitting 105.
"We were shit, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
that's funny, only not.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ubaldo only at 96
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
Jeter slides into third
And then does a jump throw to throw his batting gloves to the third base coach.
@WorldBLee
I'd pay to see that.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Uh, FOX? The star icons on the bases graphic are pretty lame.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
Holy shit, where did Hamilton's numbers come from?!
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Wow, so both Cabrera and Hamilton have
a reasonable shot at a triple crown
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
That commercial is pretty awesome.
She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.
damnit
Wait, is anyone here rooting for the NL? If so, why?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
Me. I love an underdog.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
exactly
I’m old school, it’s about league pride here
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jul 13, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
NEW THREAD HERE
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2010/7/13/1568395/open-thread-all-star-game-thread-2
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She walks in the sun, to me.
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