CT Thread (6/9)
Over/under on callers asking for Chris Carter: 6.
1042 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Oh he most certainly will.
It’s a given.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Isn't Rosales the guest?
I doubt CT will even talk about the game. He’ll just constantly reference Rosales’ hose and his hustle.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
He's doing CT Live back to back?
Crazy man.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Now I am confused.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
dan's not helpful.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Right now is post-game, Wednesday.
Rosales is on post-game, Thursday.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
To listen or not to listen.
How high am I willing to let my blood pressure go tonight, that is the question.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I actually have a blood pressure cuff lying around.
Could be a fun drinking game.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Um, why
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
autoerotica
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Why what?
The blood pressure cuff or the drinking game?
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
blood pressure cuff
of course
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Not exactly sure.
It’s my roommate’s. He’s a med student. Never bothered to ask.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Probably stole it.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
It's not a full-on huge one you'd find at a hospital.
Battery operated. Small enough to fit in a little case/box thing.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Small enough to conceal under a Dr's coat one might say.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Definitely over.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Braden stormed out of the coli, says brody brazil.
:(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
He probably asked Geren
Why the fuck did you bring in that pitcher who is incapable against LHB. I could have done the job.
Matt carson FLIES into a wall.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
ARGH DON'T USE THE WORD GAMER
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
No, Bob Geren talking about Dallas.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
ROSALES IS GRITTY
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW. We are 6-20 when the opponent scores first.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
3-26 scoring less than 4 runs!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Our pitching staff must hate our lineup.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Well that's not true.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
He does, but at this point he's hurting the team with his bat.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
That does not overide his disgusting batting
Needs to ride the pine for a few days and work with his hitting coach.
He is an auto-out.
REM, that's me in the corner....dah dah dah, loosing my relig...faith.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
"Rape and pillage the minors leagues".
Great idea, caller.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Who can we get with just cash
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I've got $3 in my pocket.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
pish-posh.
cash. sore subject. less than stellar, less than talented co-worker getting a 25 percent retention bonus….. and i say…for what? better off saying bu-bye to them instead incentivizing them so stay!! irks me to hell.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Speaking of which, what's the maximum you can send in cash considerations?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Latin prospects and our Rule 4 draft picks.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Well at least they're ruthless.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
you take it back
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You think BrettAnderson49's twitter updates are annoying?!?!
I am truly heartbroken
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
My favorite are when someone posts song lyrics
and they basically want you to figure out why they’re sad.
Oasis usually takes the cake.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
The answer is always: "I don't know the name of the song nor the band"
Ask me about my squirrel.
Exactly.
Then someone takes the bait and starts a conversation which inevitably becomes far too personal.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the cryptic ones....where you can;'t even figure out what the heck the post means.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I got banned on facebook, I don't even know what the hell I did.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
some one needs to get braden pissed off again (like a roid did)
(not what bob geren did today) so he can get back on track.
And Strasburg!1!!!!11
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
SBN's new account verification question is so cute.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Like when you make a new account.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah.
Yeah, the SBN software is pretty funny at times.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Why are you making a new account...
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I would never!
You guys are like my friiiiiiennndssssss.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want to make a "ElQuesoCaptain" account.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Don't you dare, bitch!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Now he has to do it.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I think he wants a promotion.
ElQuesoGenerale
Ask me about my squirrel.
TheCoolCaptainofCheese
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
cute
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not, I just logged on facebook and it told me I could link accounts or some shit like that.
Then some verification stuff came up.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Linking my AN account to facebook sounds like the worst idea ever.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
It is.
The question “Jack and Jill went up the ???” is funny though.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to write "Standing" but I didn't want to get my FB account banned.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Linking anything to Facebook is a bad idea.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
I'm back from the back row of 316
and i’m on hold!!!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
well, i wont click off yet then. and will pack the macbook to the bathroom just in case.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Hello? Who is this? The CT show? Wooh.
Ask me about my squirrel.
We're not with Coco.
sadface
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I miss Coco probably the least out of all of our DL-ees.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Hmm.
That one’s tough, actually.
Tangent: Hilariously, the official A’s depth chart lists E. Chavez on the DL three times. Fitting.
http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/team/depth_chart/index.jsp?c_id=oak
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
dude, meloan.
who knew.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I saw that.
I recognize the name. Everything else is blank. No idea who that is, and it’s only been one year.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Also, our starting rotation consists of 4 people
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
How many guys do we have on the DL again?
I miss him less than Duke and Anderson, but more than Chavez and whoever else is on there.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
travis
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
The Man Who?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Who the hell is Meloan?
And I honestly forgot about Devine.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
huh, not even listed
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Him too.
I tend to forget about guys that haven’t pitched in a year it seems.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
just about a year
he pitched in LA at Dodger Stadium and that was mid-June last year
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
And rehab for TJ is what, 18 months?
Sigh.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
how can we even miss him when we never knew him!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
for sure. gee, two games and out for the entire season. "gosh I shore miss that guy?" lol
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
So tempted to 'shop that.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You should do it.
I’ve been trying to get someone to all season.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Not a lot of fitting pics with him.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
whoa.
yeah, that’s not working.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It was either that or a picture with him sticking his tongue out.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
so, we did not do well with our ball team tonight, then?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Not quite.
Are you in a shady motel on the highway yet?
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
yes?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
is he really coming? did he leave mom's?
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I might be lying.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I could be an escaped mental patient.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
well, there might be a reason I'm in Florida.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
beacause THEY won't let you leave??
hehhhee
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
probably not. We'll soon see.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Um...
there’s ALWAYS a reason though. Just whether it’s a good one or not.
Ask me about my squirrel.
threat of prison.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm...
For what crime?
Ask me about my squirrel.
littering.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
litter.
I emptied my litter box.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well played Sir, well played...
Hey, speaking of Sir, where the hell is sirbed?
Ask me about my squirrel.
I dunno.
Is he missing? I’m only here from 1am on.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
haven't seen him in a while
Haven’t had anyone to blame.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
huh.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, random disappearance
Almost as if he’s your alter ego.
Ask me about my squirrel.
hah. totally.
when i read the apricot’s killfile diary the other day i totally thought of him.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Apricot!
Slusser mentioned Chavy’s son Diego in a recent Drumbeat and it made me think of “The Adventures of Diego Chavez.” Good times.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
AW
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
From 5 years ago, yet still sounds so familiar…
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hah. Totally worth to post in the CT thread.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
shit. i knew that was gonna happen.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
LOL WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN THIS.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Just search "diego chavez" in Power Search
and you’ll find plenty more!
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lots.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
GO DIEGO GO.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not a preppie.
I’m far from a preppie. Think old jock who discovered drugs and became a complete freak in the middle of everything.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I was gonna say make sure they give you your stuff and the $200 they owe you!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Could? I thought you were.
I’m crushed.
Ask me about my squirrel.
you will not be disappointed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
or you could just be reveling in that persona
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I might be lying.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
My gut is telling me no.
But my gut is also very hungry.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
BEES?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
seal the deal!
My seal deal!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
well-rested, then.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
very
it was so quiet there. Until I heard something large run into something hard. I think hard won
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
12
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
radio guys said 18,000 - just wondering IF that was even close to the # of people there....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
most people were in
the second deck and bleachers
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
$2 BART Wed
(boop boop)
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Jun 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
and don't forget the dollar dogs!
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
for a dollar
they are good enough :)
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
announced at close to 18k
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard's ultimately more important than large.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
bloom! you back in the thick of AN now as of tonight? did i miss something?
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
lets get it over with.... large, hard, and thick are words in play now.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
not really.
I just wait til Mom goes to sleep and commandeer her computer.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
um, no...left days ago...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
um, somewhere in the middle...let's say...Missouri.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Google maps does not count.
Ask me about my squirrel.
you should have been here
it was me, EN, wacchampion and his friend and we were cracking each other up since the game sucked so much
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have enjoyed that, I imagine.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Or we could race around at 65 MPH throwing full slushies out the car window.
Ask me about my squirrel.
wooo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
he's in Florida.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
oh, all talk, get ready, never quite ready...any day now, etc. etc.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Until he shows up at your doorstep
Muhahahaha
Ask me about my squirrel.
with snacks!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe.
what kind you like?
I make good cookies.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
any and all cookies
are good to me
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I've made those.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I make some damn good chocolate chip cookies myself
so we may have to have a bake off one day
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
it's a bake off.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
oooooooooo
I like that idea
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Were youa t that game where we did dessert after the game??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
the BBG cake?
ohhh yes
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was a good strategy.....
b/c we were so full and a great dessert is a bad thing to waste,huh? AND the parking lot cleared out too!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
that is an awesome idea.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
we really should do it too
I’m a pretty good baker. and hopefully if I get into baking school, I will be even better!
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I make bread
Yum. Pizza dough too.
Ask me about my squirrel.
As long as I'm not working with a starter
it’s pretty easy. and even then, I just haven’t worked with starters often enough.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I really need to work on breads
but I get so frustrated
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Just requires patience
Ask me about my squirrel.
hey, really, any time. we can blog together while watching a game! whee.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Idaho?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
sure. ( i think )
but hey, i may be in the running for a job in southern oregon in the near future.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
oooo.
Shakespeare territory.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Love Ashland.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
heart html
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
not that jazzed about that location area but $$$...(lived in Gold Beach before, and K-Falls)
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
She did?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The A's will be done by...
The allstar break. They are gonna slip. Its just a matter of time. I hate to say it, it gives me a stomach ache
I dunno, Kouz seems to be coming around. Barton's hitting well.
It depends if Davis and Zooks can keep it up I suppose.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
This team will be around .500 at the break
Whether that is good enough to stay in contention is debatable
by uci anteater on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It tells you something about Pennington when we had 18 hits last night
And he had zippo. Embarrassing!!!!!
I just thought of something that really makes me sick
IL play in SF with Pennington and the pitcher.
You better get over it quick
Giants, Cubs and Card all coming up.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Not if Pennington somehow goes on the DL
I will get over it quick then
I know. I'm sorry. I blame myself.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe. to burn it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
salty tugs.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
where you been?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
hi mikey.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone in here like college football?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
I've tried to get into it, follow 'Da U', but it's not the same as the NFL.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Okay, what the hell is a salty tug?
i mean to ask this every night.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I stand by my earlier comment
that you are not helpful
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I dunno.
But if you wanna go to Sinbad’s Restaurant with me, we could discover it together.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
we could bond
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
or, you know, watch the salty tugs together.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll bring the video camera.
Ask me about my squirrel.
meh
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
This call is seriously depressing.
And these are the things I was yelling.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I got the stats from you
earlier in this thread!!!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
[dan sobs]
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I dunno, but it woke CS up.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
and I was having such a nice dream too
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
was I there?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
you were still driving
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
oh.
well, sure.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I might have to email Sinbad's restaurant and ask about salty tugs.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
make us a reservation.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't
you wont leave Florida.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'll be there by next weekend. Book it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure you said that last weekend.
And the weekend before last.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
nope.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he said he was leaving Monday... then Tuesday...
Ask me about my squirrel.
[sigh]
Guys, it’s my Mom, okay? This is KILLING her.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Woooh no, don't take it like that from me
You and I have talked. I know the deal. It’s cool. You’ll get out here when you get out here. But to respond to Dannycakes, you never specified specific dates until the beginning of this week.
Ask me about my squirrel.
oh. yes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
and they are just teasing you
cuz they can’t can’t wait to actually meet and go to games with you ;)
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I know.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
But you've got take care of business with your mom first
So definitely take your time. There’s no real rush even if we are giving you a hard time about it.
Ask me about my squirrel.
is that like the rangers will win the west "book it"
or Jake fox will hit a home run tonight “book it”
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
hahahahaah
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Thanks! I will.
Book it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Akbar-book it or Santana-book it?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
A-Rod's lips are purple book it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, I mean carson
I was asleep
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
hustler, gamer etc. well, all hyped up to be in the bigs. excited etc. basically a rook who
lost his cool, sense of awareness.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
(Loud sounds don't travel faster.)
I can’t help it.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
they might.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, Chris, we have WORK tomorrow
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
now, if the game goes 17 innings
I might be able to go to the show after hehehe
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
and I'll be sitting there waiting for the gang to show up!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
That's the plan, Stan.
Oh wait….you’re not going! NM
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
if it goes really late I will be there!
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
OK...we were talking about doing s/t after the CT show.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
OMG OMG
I forgot you OH NOES
PLEASE forgive me CS, I was thinking of Ralph and Bryan cuz they picked me up and took me and gave me the free ticket, sorry about that.
I had a blast with you guys tonight, it made a shit game fun.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha its ok ;)
but I had to tease you about it
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
you rule by the way
I LOVE going to games with you.
You’re so cool I wanna be your friend in real life too!!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
hell, you already are!
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
*HUGS*
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
you 3 kill me
we were laughing so much
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
a riot
so many laffs
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That ought to be fun.
Wait until Bloomy and I are around. Party time.
Ask me about my squirrel.
woo!
[places lamp shade on head]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
just keep your shorts on, k?
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
If you insist.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
And please, not the ones with the hole in it.
Ask me about my squirrel.
you want the ones with TWO holes in it?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey
paradox was trying to get a hold of you during the game thread
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
me?
my email’s in my thread…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Mainly just wanted to say hi
Ask me about my squirrel.
OH!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
no TAKE THEM OFF!!!!!
(I insist)
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
perv.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, LB calling me a perv
that’s like Manute Bol calling Wilt Chamberlain tall.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm....gp.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
[no, CS and DMOAS made me put them on]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Only when we go to the game.
Ask me about my squirrel.
k.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
you can't!
He my friend! All mine!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Wacchampions is so much fun to go to a game with.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
geeze. I must be tired
I can’t type
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
he and his pal Raplh are beyond fun
it shouldn’t be Cotroneo calling the games, wacc is WAY funnier and better IMO.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Ralph, sp.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
this team has got to change its Evil Ways!!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
(before I stop loving it)
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I come home at night.
my house is dark and my pots are cold.
Wait, maybe that’s why he left him. He’s a sexist jerk.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks danny
I hope I didn’t sound too pissed off.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You didn't.
But nobody would have blamed you if you were.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
is this guy confused by the telephone?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
that stuff happens when you smoke a pound of weed in a night.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
gm...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
thinks it's his bong.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
definitely.....you're on hold right.....watiting for your turn.....thinking about what you're gonna say.......
waiting and BLAM it’s your turn and you don’t say a thing!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Santana
I do hate how he thinks he is such a stud. He sucks except against us
I couldn't do CT's job because I would so laugh at some of these people
will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody
Did he just call him Ackbar?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
You've spelled tarp wrong.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
Don't think CT has much love for Carson
Understandable.
So I thought I broke my elbow for a minute today.
Dude slammed me into the wall hard in my 1st game tonight and it kinda had that “funny bone” feeling for a second and I couldn’t move it, and it started bleeding too.
I got better though. But i was scared for a second.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
did you cut him?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
you ok?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
kinda sore, my guess is that it'll be a decent bruise tomorrow
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
Is it anything like sleeping on your arm all night
and waking up without any feeling it in at all and wondering if it fell off as you panic trying to regain the feeling again?
Ask me about my squirrel.
nah. it doesn't hurt THAT bad.
maybe if it hurts more when the adrenaline wears off and I start winding down
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
I'd do it before that JIC
Cause if you wait that long it won’t really help.
Ask me about my squirrel.
it's an opportunity to use your other hand
it feels like someone else is doing it anyway.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Mother died today. Or perhaps yesterday. I can't remember.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
camus
LB showing off his smarts. He will now kill an arab
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
me and Bob Smith.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
you got it!
Well-played, very knife nice!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You forgot about the part where you sit on your hand for about 10 minutes until it falls asleep.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
I just got back from the park, and, people, I am in a seriously bad mood
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
Bring it.
I’ve been in that mood all week. Yelling at stuff in the CT thread is super fun.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah.
I’ve had 3 increasingly frustrating days at work. Yelling was fun.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
you should get one of those punching clowns too
put geren’s face on it
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
really? with all those swings, the slide, and jungle gym and monkey bars?
oh THAT park.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
That would put me in a good mood.
Especially that ladybug on a giant spring thing. By the way, the bigger you are, the funner these are.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I was sitting on the jungle gym, minding my own business and drinking a brew from a large A's souvenir cup
For some reason, the attachment parenting group didn’t want me around.
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
selfish bastards.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It was just before he began urinating on the children.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Accidents happen
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
"If they didn't want me to pee on them, they shouldn't let them play there."
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding
Stupid parents.
Ask me about my squirrel.
That's what I'm talking about!
See the torque he’s getting?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Laughing hard, michael.
Laughing hard.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, I'm tired as hell.
Gonna chill tonight. (ha)
See ya all in the game thread tomorrow. Is it a day game?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
night, cheese.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh snap. Alright then.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yo?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
= quick acknowledgement of farewell/good night post. as in yes, good night.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
I just saw Carson running into the wall
I kinda feel bad for him. Abreu was laughing his ass off though.
Ryan was trying to contain a smile.
It was pretty awesome.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
I'm gonna need a Hit4TheCycle screencap
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
that needs a classic sports gif
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
So mom, in her attempts to lure me to stay longer,
made meatloaf and potatoes. I’m thinking of reheating. Opinions?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Denying free food is a sin.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
walk away. get in the car in the morrow, drive away. cut it off. make the move.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Slice and bring along in a small cooler for sammiches.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
oh, that's already set up. No worries there.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
if you're nort messaging us from the road by tomorrow
I am taking you over my knee, and NOT in a good way.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Dump it at the curb and run for the border.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
CT making a good point about being a pro. roll it out, win or loose face the meda
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Yes and no.
They’re still people. Sometimes you just don’t want to deal with crap.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
Soldier, what's that on your helmut? It's a peace sign sir. What is that supposed to mean?
It has something to do with the duplicity of life sir!
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
born to die.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
CT is full of double standards.
He hates it when Mazzarro DIDN’T throw his glove and act mad and get angry when he didn’t pitch well.
But he also doesn’t like it when Braden gets frustrated after the game and storms out of the clubhouse? Isn’t that the emotion and expression he was getting so pissed about Mazzaro NOT showing?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I don't think so.
If you pitched like shit, you REALLY don’t want to deal with a bunch of assholes trying to quote you for rotoworld.com.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
What if you're sooooo pissed that it would be better not to say the things in public that you REALLY need to say?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
No kidding
While it makes for fun news to listen to Braden blast his teammates and manager, somehow if he did he’d be considered unprofessional.
Ask me about my squirrel.
The past is still current, at least in a CT thread.
(from above)

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Hahahaha.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
funny how some things NEVER change...
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
we need an update of that cartoon for this season
photoshoppers, clean-up in aisle 7!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT LOL
can’t stop laughing omg
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I love apricot
he is what kept me coming back to this site
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
NOT YOU TOO
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I thought your next sentence was gonna be
“But since people like him aren’t around anymore, I’ve decided I’m going shun AN”
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
saw that...i booked up for Saturday morning.
Hopefully we can get togethe for another game
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
OK....just said I'd let you know!
Have a great SAT!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Since people like you are still around, I've decided I'm not shunning AN.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
well, I'm shunning AN
because I wasn’t here when people like that were around!!
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot to tell you I was so happy you laid into whoever it was who grandly announced their departure last week.
I think you were drunk and asked for a pass on anything you said, but I was happy!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Apricot.
That one’s from this link dump, from Sept. 20, 2005.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit 2005
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Totally not my fault I wasn't born faster.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it's TRUE
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course, my power search isn't working.
I’M SO OVER IT.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Just saying, it's possible that someone disabled power search privileges for you.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
sick
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he just DISS SuSlu??!?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I will hurt someone.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Jake Fox sucks.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
and stats are dumb. Except uni stats.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
you just hurt mike
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, mike.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
ok.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
if Dallas Braden were to call into to CT right now
and rip Bobo the Clown Geren it would make my millennium, honestly.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
Even though he gave up a zillion hits
I think he was pissed at Geren for A) taking him out and B) for bringing in the gasoline laden Ziegler and adding a few more to his already rising ERA.
And being the competitor Dallas is, I think he was probably pissed at giving up all those hits,
Alright guys, these callers are just depressing.
Gonna go chill, see ya all.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
I was gonna say it's all part of the toughening up process.....A's fans are gritty too!
GOTTA be!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Okay, that's enough CT for me.
But let me know if something good comes up.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
OMG he just said Jake Fox sucks and he'd kill him with his bare hands if he could get close
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate all of you with every fiber of my being.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
half measure.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
drama queen
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
call him a lint licker and ask him if his sister is hot!!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You lint licker.
Oh and is your sister hot?
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
hi wac!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey LB...Whats going on buddy?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
nothing.
I just ate a Snickers ice cream bar b/c I think the microwave will wake up Mom.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoy me some ice cream, so its all good!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I know. I'm weak.
And a momma’s boy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey when you eventually begin your trek across country, you are driving right?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
yes.
and car has been checked and serviced. I have a laptop I’m waiting on now. Then I leave.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, well I can take this iff the post and email you or something but hat route are you taking?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
you haven't signed up for the bloom tracker from 4 sqare yet?
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
I don't know yet....
I’ll probably just take 10 across.
I’ve done 10 and 80 and 90? (the northern route from Oregon to Minneapolis)
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, well im gonna send you an email....
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
okay!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you already owned a laptop
Ask me about my squirrel.
It's another one. From a while back that hasn't worked in a while.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
it will wake her up
if you keep putting the cat in it like that.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate that damn thing.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
did you hear the end of my call?
I gave you guys a special shout-out question LOLOLOL
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
you said nothing about me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
when you leave tomorrow
you will get the ultimate roadtrip shoutout, when I re-enact the last 10 minutes of Thelma & Louise on live radio ;)
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I was LMAO, by the way do you know where the smoking section is?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
no? got a cigarette?
Are you sure?
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sure you dont have a cigarette?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG, you're like 12 and YOU'RE SMOKING, WTF? LOL
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha that killed me
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
that was too funny
That kid couldn’t have been over 15 and he was smoking that cig like he had been doing it since age 4.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
thats exactly what it looked like too
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh God, I went to the game and didnt even see a whole inning, I was laughing so hard my head actually hurts right now..
Are you still going tomorrow?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes....planning on it. If all goes well I should be able to get a table this time.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Ok, me, Ralph, EN and Heather are coming so if you get there before us...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
what about weeniegirl??
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Weeniegirl is working and cant be there...LOL
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
so, another excuse, huh?
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You know how that goes....lol
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
just tell her there will be many weenies there
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
So are we talking a weenie fest?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
if it gets her to come out, sure!
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
OK.....and my dtr is coming too..anybody else??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Berry Jo...party of 6 your table is ready!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
aw. this guy's sweet
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Sayeed is awesome.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
I'm not gonna lie.
With the heavy accent and the lack of clarity of the phone line and my web connection, I can barely understand what he’s saying.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
agrd.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
you're so funny, signing off to bed and then still up listening
At this point I’d fire Geren and replace him with you.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
wait, are you sure you're not smoking??
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
24 days off the weed now
and TOTALLY FUCKIN MANIC, can you tell?
[[eats own toes]]
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Only gets better from here
Not easy, but take it a second at a time.
Ask me about my squirrel.
this,
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
how big is Joshy's Will Power
that he lives with a grower and has two giant bowls of Cantaloupe Haze, untouched, sitting in the drawer for the last 3 weeks…. for as-yet-undetermined special occasion some time in the distant future.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like too much temptation.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
I have an iron will once I commit.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
NO HE'S NOT SMOKING I'D MAKE A GREAT MANAGER.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
tell em Cheesy Bones
I am sober, buying the team from Wolff, and installing Queso as manager, BOOK IT!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Diego Chavez made me stay.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG.
There have been NO Chris Carter/Michael Taylor calls so far. NONE.
NO Andre Ethier calls and NO Jermaine Dye calls.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
One call about trading for someone.
Not anyone in particular.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
What is this.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
it's "Drunk-ass Bonehead and the Prospects They Love" hour
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Stolen bases?!
You want to know Chris Carter’s stolen base total?
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
put Buds in the seats?
If the A’s did THAT, the place would be SRO every night.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
Not if it's Bud Selig
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
well, it might start with the LSD night
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
not all of you know this, but the Joe Rudi Throwback Jersey/1970s Night on 6/26 is also LSD night, with a hit of the Pure Monterey Purple in every Pepsi (until the 7th inning).
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I THINK THIS IS ARCHE GILBERT'S DAD.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Melissa Lockard oakclubhouse
In his last 9 innings, Fautino De Los Santos has allowed 1 run, 1 BB and 14 Ks. He had the save for Stockton tonight. #Athletics 2 minutes ago via web
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions
Will he go to Midland soon?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Isn't he supposed to be a starter?
Are they just bringing him along slowly from TJS?
Ask me about my squirrel.
That has been my question
but people that pay more attention to things and take them seriously always reply that he is a reliever only now
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
Hmm...
I’d hope they give him the season as a reliever to keep the stress off. But would much rather see what he can do as a starter once he’s fully recovered. Pitching like he can, it would be a waste otherwise.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I thought FDLS was like an urban legend.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
too many initials
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
what position were you?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a picture of him in one of Flashfire's threads!
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
don't say FDLS three times in a row while looking into a mirror
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
Kid's local, out of Oakland, from Union City.
Cracked.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Carson is so...I don't know. Mellow?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
-woozy-
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
What's Union City like?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
kinda like fremont.....but up the freeway a little bit...
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I grew up in newark/fremont
boooooorrrrrrrrring
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
NO, CT. WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR JOE SAUNDERS.
SHIT.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
tired
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
this
at least tomorrow is my friday, so theres that.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
when you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit! Weekends are when wiffleball happens!
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
lurker.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, I just got here...
road game for poker…
small stakes, but I’m up thirty bucks, which is nice.
Plus, I got drunk and got to eat a homemade waffle.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
killer night.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah.
It was more of a luck night than a skill night.
I got pocket ducks when we played 7stud low hole card wild, and I got pocket kings in hold’em 3 times.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Lurk me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh. not me
plus have to work saturday. eff
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
World Cup Weekend.
I"m not getting a damn thing done.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
every moring I wake up
and for about ten seconds I am happy because I have convinced myself that “today is friday.” But then I realize its not and I get sad.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
sometimes I wake up horrified that they will find the bodies.
Then I remember I ate them.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you won't let them smell up the apartment
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what seasonings are for.
Mesquite not only flavors up a fatty meat like long pig, but it also makes the horrible stench of death go away, too!
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
you guys are making me scared for life.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
working sucks kiddo
enjoy high school and college.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
esp. college.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, except those people sucked.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
already graduated high school.
don’t know what to think of college. besides papers and occasionally girls.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
No alcohol, bro.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
are you xElQuesoCapitanx?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I don't get it...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you 'straightedge'
someone who intentionally does not drink alcohol or use drugs?
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
xbox! Represent!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorta am.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
i gave my word.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
ppl
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
people who borned me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If you've already graduated are you going to college this fall?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm considering returning.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
yes.
I move in September.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
when did you graduate?/
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
(peeks at diploma)
March 14
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, trust me. You'll give in.
That’s not necessarily a bad thing.
Thing is, you’ll see people get ridiculously crazy fall down drunk. That’s too much. Moderation is key.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
thats why I waited so long to drink
I saw sooo many in my family and others that couldn’t handle their booze. I didn’t want to become one of those
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why I still don't
I know if I did, I’d be one of them… daily
Ask me about my squirrel.
I lucked out
I can drink, but then my body cuts me off before it goes too far and I never crave it, so I can go as long as I want between drinks
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
k, but I'm still going to resist.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
good.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
you go kid
My advice: drinking is dumb, you act the fool and fall down and sometimes you puke all over the people you were trying to impress, which usually doesn’t have the desired effect.
IMO, Drugs are the way to go.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I say it is better to wait until you are older
then you will have much more will power over things
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
genes have a little something to do with it, too, I think.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
ooooo, cryptic.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
straightedge people scare me
they are weird people
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
they post good gifs, though.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I love you, though. :(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I am more or less
though not for any other reason than I have no self control for such things.
Ask me about my squirrel.
me neither.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
don't get me wrong
I have never taken any drugs, or smoked cigarettes and I didn’t drink til I was 30, but the actual straightedge group, I don’t trust. I met them, they were like a cult.
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, yeah, that
That can be scary. I’m the type who won’t partake but has no issues being around others who do.
Ask me about my squirrel.
exactly
half my friends do something, usually weed
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
depends.
I went to high school/college with a guy who was. In the 80’s. I think it was a little different then.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
But I guess I'm just against group thinking of all kinds
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
well, sure, but he was (other than Ian MacKaye) the only one I knew.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
away
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
where?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Santa Cruz
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
slug.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
banana slugs have retractable dicks.
f’ing A.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not really away, but yeah. You'll have a blast.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
fresno can bite me.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It will if you're not careful.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
209
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The 559!!
Im also from Fresno, well I was born there and lived there and went to school there…
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
IT WILL BE FUN!! Book It!
since we’re booking things tonight.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
like Jake Fox home runs!
oh wait
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
puhleeze
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
drunk with flowers
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Tomorrow's thursday.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Yay! Day game!
which means I can thread it if I want to!
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don't forget your thimble
Ask me about my squirrel.
Fuck that! I'm callused!
I haven’t been playing bass for 17 years for nothing!
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Kouz is a superstar?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
ROSALES IS A MAVERICK
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Whose porn name is that?
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm, that is a good one
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Umm, dude has a CT mancrush
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Wow. CT's kinda mean.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You were throating some dogs tonight..I witnessed it...LOL
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm an expert on all forms of eating
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell does eating have to do with "throating dogs"?
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
well, the dogs were kinda small
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
And how sharp were your teeth?
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I was the fat kid, CT.
(angry)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
If Michael Choice becomes our Green Monster,
I’m going to break something. Several somethings.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Is he still on?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
If by he, you mean terrible, horrible, face-meltingly bad callers,
then year.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
oh good, exactly what I came for
groan
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
year
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
year. me too.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm note.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Which one? I'm guessing A sharp
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm I'd go B flat
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Positive people call it A Sharp...
it’s Negatrons like you who gotta call it B Flat to remind the world of glasses half empty and so on. :)
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
well aren't you sweet
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm totally sweet today.
Today was totally awesome except for the A’s not winning.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The negatrons are realistic.
And more efficient with their key signatures.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Like the approximation of some kind of accent.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Then year?
What about this year.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy just said Patterson deserves a chance
Damnit
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
callers on the whole tonight are less angry-making than Monday or Tuesday
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I thought he is gonna go on his split hat rant!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Fuck that
no one is a split fan
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
This emailer is stoopid.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
My hatred for the gnats will last forever
I don’t know about you guys
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
I've never been to telephone stadium
and never will, no matter what. even if given free tix
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
its not bad
but as DMOAS observes, the sight lines are weird
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
I just don't want to give the gnats any of my money or time
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
unless they're playing the A"S in our home.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I never pay for it
Co-workers have season tickets, kick down mid week night games everyonce in a while
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
this
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
plus, it's normally full of Giants fans.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
And I cannot stand being around that many gnats fans
they fucking annoy me
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
you live with one.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
thats as far as I can stand it too
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I shall go on Sunday and represent you all decked out in the beautiful green and gold.
Not that I’ve paid for tix (this year at least).
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I really want pics of that day
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Of Sunday?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
yup
surround by the halloween colors
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
My name actually is Chris.
I don’t know why CT sometimes calls me Shane.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Maybe he's confusing you with Zonis
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He's Shane?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it just me or does the picture of Matsui on the front page look like he's getting head?
Ask me about my squirrel.
So blunt.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
More like taking it in the ass
But I see it
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Godzilla like!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
bye CT!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
hi LB!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
hullo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LB, what is your 20?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
um, is that where I am?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
well, if you have to ask him to repeat himself
that’s 10-9
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
Sarasota, Florida.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
that's too far, buddy
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I know that.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
10-11
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
code 13! code 13!
Officer down!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we stop by 7-11 and get a big gulp first?
Ask me about my squirrel.
yum.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
a mixture of several carbonated beverages.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
The sounds like every day of junior high for me
I’d walk home, stop by the Shell station, get their biggest cup and do that. That was the beginning of a major caffeine addiction for me that led me to not sleep more an hour or two a night for 2 or 3 years in high school. Badddd times. There was a point where when I woke up I had trouble just walking down the street to school. Really kind of fucked me up.
Ask me about my squirrel.
are you a janitor now?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
That's a best case scenario.
I’m just hoping they let him out of the ward once in a while for some fresh air!
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope. Programmer
Seriously, remember that thing I told you this afternoon. Part of it. The effects of frequent, long term insomnia on the brain. Not pleasant.
Ask me about my squirrel.
oh.
Maybe that’s me, too.
I’ve never slept right.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
possibly a breathing issue...
it often is with insomniacs…
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
like the shi tzu?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Got that too now
But a 6 pack of coke or more a day of caffeine will keep you up whether you’re exhausted or not.
Ask me about my squirrel.
unless you're really fat...
That’s about how much cola I drank when I was 320 lbs about 12 years ago…
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
well, we have something else in common, too...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Yikes
I can’t even have half a can anymore after like 1pm without killing any chance of sleeping.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I'm getting like that...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
That's my sweetie. No caffeine after 11AM
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm really enjoying reading the DLD from 2005.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
donde, waffles?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
linked, above, by shoes
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
it's funny to see who are posters now
compared to then. Only Jennifer, Kyli, BBG, and xbox are names I recognize
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
funny how people complain about how much AN has changed. It really hasn’t.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Amen to that.
The main difference is that the DLD’s are over on FK now.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
And the posts are devoid of ALL intellectualism.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
and I don't learn ANYTHING anymore.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Intellectualism is a red herring...
It’s a false camping trip, like pitching your tent in the supermarket…
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That kind of sounds like fun.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I love that
I need to remember that one
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Who knows
Maybe you’ll luck into a shopping spree
Ask me about my squirrel.
with a boner.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
We Shop Hard
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
lol I posted that to my facebook
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I hear Henry Rollins.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
and nobody talks adout advanced analytical techniques
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
It'll never change.
On the surface, sure. Not much else.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
there's a lot more people here than there used to be.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
And things shuffle around. But those are all surface changes.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
some people don't consider so many people a surface change.
I’m obviously cool with it, but…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The best ever change on AN
is when you went from being a lurker to being a poster.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
well, I posted, got runnoft, posted, got runnoft, then stayed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
whaddya mean "got runnoft"
Even I, an admitted former troll, never got “runnoft”
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
girls.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
people complain about that?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
you're kidding, right?
or is that an honest question because you haven’t been here all that long?
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Joined in 2008, didn't start actively posting until mid 2009.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Queso has actually been here his whole life
He started posting at age 5 and by age 20 he will be managing the A’s, book it.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The Reverend Billy Lard said that the 2011 A's would be World Champs.
book it.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
He seems trustworthy...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
He's also batshit nuts,
but he loves squirrels, whether in person, or covered in gravy.
He’s from Arkansas, so it’s okay.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
okay,
I like him more already then.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
You'll likely meet him before the summer is over.
Dude knows nothing about baseball, though.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
whatever will we discuss?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Squirrels
Pay attention Bloom
Ask me about my squirrel.
oh, yes...sorry.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
People complain about everything.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
This is an online community.
Therefore, people bitch, moan, and leave over change.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
I just saw an ad with a squirrel on a stripper pole.....
I am scarred for life!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
you thought of me, didn't you?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
m x2
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Pictures or it didn't happen!!
Ask me about my squirrel.
Shes a very kinky squirrel...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
the kind you don't take home to mother?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
But shes alright..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
wo o o o o o o o wo o
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
When I get there, she's got incense, wine and acorns.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LMAO
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I KNOWS.....i found squirrels dancing to Michael Jackson too.....laughed soooooo hard!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Now I know where to take my stash of acorns
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
links, links!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It was on adult swim.....I couldn't find the actual pic.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I love Adult Swim.
In other news, I’m a failure and a nerd.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL....Nerd!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
hey B
I really have to thank you guys, all 3 of ya (Ralph and Chicken Stanley too)… it just occured to me that this was the most fun I have ever had at a game where my team got crushed, in 4 decades of going to games in several different cities.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
same here
thank you so much for bringing me along
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
me too!
Oh, wait, I wasn’t there…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
get in your damn car already!
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I wanna sleep in the bed tonight though...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
jerk chicken
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I will
right before bed
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
well, then.
Better to do it before shopping, I suppose.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
usually
but not always
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah no problem, Ralph and I laughed all the way home..we had a great time..
Ralph said, man those guys are fun to go to games with…Good times!! But I thought for sure that the tarps were coming off tonight!! LOL
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
we will be prepared the next game
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, none of us share all of those three qualities...
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
I know.
Losers.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I should have a L tattooed on my forhead
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
proof.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
nights.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
later pam!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
g'night
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
night pam
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm out too
Hoping for no egg-laying tomorrow
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
night cup!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I dunno,
you could make one hell of an omelette from tonights game
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
omelettes are good. And I approve of your way of spelling it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Man it's midnight.
(passes out)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT reply actions
night cheese.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
My favorite night cheese is Myzithra...
nice and salty…
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Mizithra (Greek: Μυζήθρα) is a traditional, unpasteurized fresh cheese made with milk and whey from sheep and/or goats. The ratio of milk to whey usually is 7 to 3.
It is, mainly, produced on the island of Crete but other areas in Greece also produce it. In Cyprus a similar cheese is known in both types (fresh or dry) as “Anari” (Αναρή in Greek, Nor in Turkish).
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
It's basically a cheesy salt delivery device.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
that sounds wonderful.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
OH snap.....I have to go to work tomorrow.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
night jo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
nite!!!
hope to see you manana
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
GN Berry Jo...see ya tomorrow!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
night dan!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
night mikey. hope your elbow's okay.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
He didn't stab anybody, did he?
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
he's got stabber's elbow.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Alright y'all im out...gotta get some rest so I can get up and go out to the day game tomorrow....
It has been a long time since I have been to a weekday day game!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
night wac!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
nite!
thank you again for a fun and funny time tonight!!
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Alright beautiful people,
now it’s time for me to go to bed.
I’ve got to piss a rocketship and my legs are restless.
Let’s split this series tomorrow and hit the road on a high note.
Speaking of hitting the road on a high note… Florida should be losing a resident any day now…
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT reply actions
hey
when is the next game you are going to?
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
probably AN Day,
although I’ll be going to the Sacramento AN Day too.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
ok cool
I’ll be at the oakland AN day
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
night, k!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
sleepways is rightways now.
night, freaks. I love you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
On that note
I’m out too. Nite all!
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT reply actions

by 


























