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Over/under on callers asking for Chris Carter: 6.

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Oh he most certainly will.

It’s a given.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't Rosales the guest?

I doubt CT will even talk about the game. He’ll just constantly reference Rosales’ hose and his hustle.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosales is tomorrow.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's doing CT Live back to back?

Crazy man.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No live tonight.

Live is tomorrow.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I am confused.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

dan's not helpful.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now is post-game, Wednesday.

Rosales is on post-game, Thursday.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

To listen or not to listen.

How high am I willing to let my blood pressure go tonight, that is the question.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually have a blood pressure cuff lying around.

Could be a fun drinking game.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, why

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

autoerotica

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why what?

The blood pressure cuff or the drinking game?

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

blood pressure cuff

of course

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly sure.

It’s my roommate’s. He’s a med student. Never bothered to ask.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably stole it.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not a full-on huge one you'd find at a hospital.

Battery operated. Small enough to fit in a little case/box thing.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small enough to conceal under a Dr's coat one might say.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 9, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Definitely over.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braden stormed out of the coli, says brody brazil.

:(

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He probably asked Geren

Why the fuck did you bring in that pitcher who is incapable against LHB. I could have done the job.

by Trainman on Jun 9, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt carson FLIES into a wall.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH DON'T USE THE WORD GAMER

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, he's on?

Let me guess—Rosales.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Bob Geren talking about Dallas.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROSALES IS GRITTY

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW. We are 6-20 when the opponent scores first.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

3-26 scoring less than 4 runs!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our pitching staff must hate our lineup.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed.
We are 6-20 when the opponent scores.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's not true.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

"what was that?" hah

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

"Rape and pillage the minors leagues".

Great idea, caller.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Who can we get with just cash

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

JERMAINE DYE ZOMG

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop it

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got $3 in my pocket.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

pish-posh.

cash. sore subject. less than stellar, less than talented co-worker getting a 25 percent retention bonus….. and i say…for what? better off saying bu-bye to them instead incentivizing them so stay!! irks me to hell.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO'S gonna be dealing??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which, what's the maximum you can send in cash considerations?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know....dan?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latin prospects and our Rule 4 draft picks.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

julius cesar, too

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least they're ruthless.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boring twitter updates are annoying.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

you take it back

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think BrettAnderson49's twitter updates are annoying?!?!

I am truly heartbroken

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I took them seriously, they would be.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite are when someone posts song lyrics

and they basically want you to figure out why they’re sad.
Oasis usually takes the cake.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Then someone takes the bait and starts a conversation which inevitably becomes far too personal.

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got banned on facebook, I don't even know what the hell I did.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duke for Pujols?

How about Duke for Pujols and Holliday!!!

by TBRMKane on Jun 9, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

And Strasburg!1!!!!11

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll Say!

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBN's new account verification question is so cute.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Account verification?

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like when you make a new account.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Yeah, the SBN software is pretty funny at times.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you making a new account...

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's gonna try to fool us....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would never!

You guys are like my friiiiiiennndssssss.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know.....JK

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to make a "ElQuesoCaptain" account.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you dare, bitch!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now he has to do it.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

no he doesn't

he didn’t double dog dare him.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he wants a promotion.

ElQuesoGenerale

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TheCoolCaptainofCheese

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

cute

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not, I just logged on facebook and it told me I could link accounts or some shit like that.

Then some verification stuff came up.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is.

The question “Jack and Jill went up the ???” is funny though.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. That's the question?

That’s awesome.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to write "Standing" but I didn't want to get my FB account banned.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linking anything to Facebook is a bad idea.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're not with Coco.

sadface

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

more than chavez?

I mean less, i mean, what now?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

That one’s tough, actually.

Tangent: Hilariously, the official A’s depth chart lists E. Chavez on the DL three times. Fitting.
http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/team/depth_chart/index.jsp?c_id=oak

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, meloan.

who knew.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that.

I recognize the name. Everything else is blank. No idea who that is, and it’s only been one year.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, our starting rotation consists of 4 people

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mazzaro doesn't really exist.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many guys do we have on the DL again?

I miss him less than Duke and Anderson, but more than Chavez and whoever else is on there.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

travis

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Man Who?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duke. Devine.

And Meloan.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell is Meloan?

And I honestly forgot about Devine.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

outman

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh, not even listed

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

dananana nananana nananana nananana

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him too.

I tend to forget about guys that haven’t pitched in a year it seems.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

just about a year

he pitched in LA at Dodger Stadium and that was mid-June last year

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And rehab for TJ is what, 18 months?

Sigh.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

+/-

.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

12-18

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

how can we even miss him when we never knew him!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh!

I just want to be able to say “I’m with Coco” and have it be TRUE.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So tempted to 'shop that.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should do it.

I’ve been trying to get someone to all season.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a lot of fitting pics with him.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa.

yeah, that’s not working.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was either that or a picture with him sticking his tongue out.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, we did not do well with our ball team tonight, then?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Not quite.

Are you in a shady motel on the highway yet?

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo!

Mom’s doesn’t count.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he really coming? did he leave mom's?

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might be lying.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's the thing about the internet.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could be an escaped mental patient.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

true.....how does one even know??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, there might be a reason I'm in Florida.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

beacause THEY won't let you leave??

hehhhee

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably not. We'll soon see.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um...

there’s ALWAYS a reason though. Just whether it’s a good one or not.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

threat of prison.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

For what crime?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

littering.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

littering dead bodies

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

littering what?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

litter.

I emptied my litter box.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played Sir, well played...

Hey, speaking of Sir, where the hell is sirbed?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

Is he missing? I’m only here from 1am on.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven't seen him in a while

Haven’t had anyone to blame.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, random disappearance

Almost as if he’s your alter ego.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

randy bell

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah. totally.

when i read the apricot’s killfile diary the other day i totally thought of him.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apricot!

Slusser mentioned Chavy’s son Diego in a recent Drumbeat and it made me think of “The Adventures of Diego Chavez.” Good times.

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

AW

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee hee.

From 5 years ago, yet still sounds so familiar…

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah. Totally worth to post in the CT thread.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit. i knew that was gonna happen.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

post is as a new one!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN THIS.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

Never seen that before.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO DIEGO GO.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not a preppie.

I’m far from a preppie. Think old jock who discovered drugs and became a complete freak in the middle of everything.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew

I need someone who’s been in on the inside. Gotcha of some pointers you know.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could? I thought you were.

I’m crushed.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you will not be disappointed.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

or you could just be reveling in that persona

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might be lying.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My gut is telling me no.

But my gut is also very hungry.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEES?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEADS!

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

dan's not on board

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

seal the deal!

My seal deal!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well-rested, then.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

very

it was so quiet there. Until I heard something large run into something hard. I think hard won

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many ppl were there?

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

12

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

most people were in

the second deck and bleachers

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

promotional night??

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

$2 BART Wed

(boop boop)

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Jun 9, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhhhhh

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard's ultimately more important than large.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really.

I just wait til Mom goes to sleep and commandeer her computer.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you still in fla????

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, no...left days ago...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, somewhere in the middle...let's say...Missouri.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

jennifers house?

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should have been here

it was me, EN, wacchampion and his friend and we were cracking each other up since the game sucked so much

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have enjoyed that, I imagine.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooo!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's in Florida.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

with snacks!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe.

what kind you like?

I make good cookies.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

chocolate chip, obv.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

snickerdoodles are pretty damn awesome.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've made those.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you have

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I make some damn good chocolate chip cookies myself

so we may have to have a bake off one day

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a bake off.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bake-off for AN day!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooooooooo

I like that idea

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a good strategy.....

b/c we were so full and a great dessert is a bad thing to waste,huh? AND the parking lot cleared out too!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is an awesome idea.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

we really should do it too

I’m a pretty good baker. and hopefully if I get into baking school, I will be even better!

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I make bread

Yum. Pizza dough too.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as I'm not working with a starter

it’s pretty easy. and even then, I just haven’t worked with starters often enough.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idaho?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure. ( i think )

but hey, i may be in the running for a job in southern oregon in the near future.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooo.

Shakespeare territory.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love Ashland.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

heart html

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

She did?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's will be done by...

The allstar break. They are gonna slip. Its just a matter of time. I hate to say it, it gives me a stomach ache

by Swell Rox on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno, Kouz seems to be coming around. Barton's hitting well.

It depends if Davis and Zooks can keep it up I suppose.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team will be around .500 at the break

Whether that is good enough to stay in contention is debatable

by uci anteater on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You better get over it quick

Giants, Cubs and Card all coming up.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I'm sorry. I blame myself.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe. to burn it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

salty tugs.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hola pam!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

where you been?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear ya.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enobody coming up next

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hullo

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

hi mikey.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

word

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

gu!

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone in here like college football?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

go bearz....cal

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked college

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

what ak_A said

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've tried to get into it, follow 'Da U', but it's not the same as the NFL.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 10, 2010 3:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, what the hell is a salty tug?

i mean to ask this every night.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Something nautical-y.

I have no idea.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stand by my earlier comment

that you are not helpful

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insightful.

I knew that ages ago.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

But if you wanna go to Sinbad’s Restaurant with me, we could discover it together.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

we could bond

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

or, you know, watch the salty tugs together.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'ts really easier to just show you.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

per sfgate

Buck and Tomko hoping to go on rehab assignments later this month. Yay?

by TBRMKane on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

EMPEROR

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This call is seriously depressing.

And these are the things I was yelling.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I got the stats from you

earlier in this thread!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard!

I got them from Comcast :)

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jake Fox cheap shot.

Not cool.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

well, he does suck.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

[dan sobs]

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, but it woke CS up.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

was I there?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.

well, sure.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hustler. Gamer.

Argh.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I might have to email Sinbad's restaurant and ask about salty tugs.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

make us a reservation.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't

you wont leave Florida.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be there by next weekend. Book it.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure you said that last weekend.

And the weekend before last.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

[sigh]

Guys, it’s my Mom, okay? This is KILLING her.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woooh no, don't take it like that from me

You and I have talked. I know the deal. It’s cool. You’ll get out here when you get out here. But to respond to Dannycakes, you never specified specific dates until the beginning of this week.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. yes.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they are just teasing you

cuz they can’t can’t wait to actually meet and go to games with you ;)

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you've got take care of business with your mom first

So definitely take your time. There’s no real rush even if we are giving you a hard time about it.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that like the rangers will win the west "book it"

or Jake fox will hit a home run tonight “book it”

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooof.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaah

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, go on.

Keep laughing.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! I will.

Book it.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Akbar-book it or Santana-book it?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Rod's lips are purple book it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Loud sounds don't travel faster.)

I can’t help it.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

they might.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, Chris, we have WORK tomorrow

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

some of us are skipping out early

[shhhhh]

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

now, if the game goes 17 innings

I might be able to go to the show after hehehe

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I'll be sitting there waiting for the gang to show up!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the plan, Stan.

Oh wait….you’re not going! NM

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sure EN

don’t mention I was there too with you guys!

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG OMG

I forgot you OH NOES

PLEASE forgive me CS, I was thinking of Ralph and Bryan cuz they picked me up and took me and gave me the free ticket, sorry about that.

I had a blast with you guys tonight, it made a shit game fun.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha its ok ;)

but I had to tease you about it

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you rule by the way

I LOVE going to games with you.

You’re so cool I wanna be your friend in real life too!!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

*HUGS*

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you 3 kill me

we were laughing so much

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

a riot

so many laffs

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ought to be fun.

Wait until Bloomy and I are around. Party time.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo!

[places lamp shade on head]

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you insist.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you want the ones with TWO holes in it?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

paradox was trying to get a hold of you during the game thread

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

me?

my email’s in my thread…

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

check FB

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by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no TAKE THEM OFF!!!!!

(I insist)

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

perv.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, LB calling me a perv

that’s like Manute Bol calling Wilt Chamberlain tall.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm....gp.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait wait wait

you had pants or shorts on before?

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by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

[no, CS and DMOAS made me put them on]

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

k.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can't!

He my friend! All mine!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wacchampions is so much fun to go to a game with.....

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by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he and his pal Raplh are beyond fun

it shouldn’t be Cotroneo calling the games, wacc is WAY funnier and better IMO.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ralph, sp.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!! Let's get Carlos out to the game!!!

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by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

this team has got to change its Evil Ways!!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

(before I stop loving it)

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I come home at night.

my house is dark and my pots are cold.

Wait, maybe that’s why he left him. He’s a sexist jerk.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before we stop loving them.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a pretty great call, EN.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

it was.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks danny

I hope I didn’t sound too pissed off.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn't.

But nobody would have blamed you if you were.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this guy confused by the telephone?

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

gm...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm.

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

two for 99 cents????

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by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

99 for 2 cents?

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

thinks it's his bong.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely.....you're on hold right.....watiting for your turn.....thinking about what you're gonna say.......

waiting and BLAM it’s your turn and you don’t say a thing!

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by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santana

I do hate how he thinks he is such a stud. He sucks except against us

by Swell Rox on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I couldn't do CT's job because I would so laugh at some of these people

will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody

by day-to-day on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he just call him Ackbar?

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I laughed....

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by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've spelled tarp wrong.

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by OldhamA on Jun 10, 2010 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I thought I broke my elbow for a minute today.

Dude slammed me into the wall hard in my 1st game tonight and it kinda had that “funny bone” feeling for a second and I couldn’t move it, and it started bleeding too.

I got better though. But i was scared for a second.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

did you cut him?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah. it was over when the game was over.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ok?

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it anything like sleeping on your arm all night

and waking up without any feeling it in at all and wondering if it fell off as you panic trying to regain the feeling again?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorta yeah, and then it moved to pain.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you icing it??

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by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah. it doesn't hurt THAT bad.

maybe if it hurts more when the adrenaline wears off and I start winding down

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yah never know.....hope you DON'T need to

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by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd do it before that JIC

Cause if you wait that long it won’t really help.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's an opportunity to use your other hand

it feels like someone else is doing it anyway.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Stranger!?

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mother died today. Or perhaps yesterday. I can't remember.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't follow

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

camus

LB showing off his smarts. He will now kill an arab

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by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

me and Bob Smith.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you got it!

Well-played, very knife nice!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy has a daughter.

Yikes.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

later Thai!

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got back from the park, and, people, I am in a seriously bad mood

I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"

by Ray of Lite on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring it.

I’ve been in that mood all week. Yelling at stuff in the CT thread is super fun.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’ve had 3 increasingly frustrating days at work. Yelling was fun.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would put me in a good mood.

Especially that ladybug on a giant spring thing. By the way, the bigger you are, the funner these are.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

That I’ve got to see.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sitting on the jungle gym, minding my own business and drinking a brew from a large A's souvenir cup

For some reason, the attachment parenting group didn’t want me around.

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by Ray of Lite on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

selfish bastards.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accidents happen

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by Ray of Lite on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

"If they didn't want me to pee on them, they shouldn't let them play there."

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

Stupid parents.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

good

the little fuckers are always peeing on me.

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by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE RIDING THERE

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm talking about!

See the torque he’s getting?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laughing hard, michael.

Laughing hard.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

soooooo funny!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, I'm tired as hell.

Gonna chill tonight. (ha)
See ya all in the game thread tomorrow. Is it a day game?

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

night, cheese.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night, cheese.

Yeah, early afternoon.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap. Alright then.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NIght night.....

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by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yo

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yo?

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw Carson running into the wall

I kinda feel bad for him. Abreu was laughing his ass off though.

by TBRMKane on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan was trying to contain a smile.

It was pretty awesome.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Ryan was laughing too?

by TBRMKane on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna need a Hit4TheCycle screencap

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that needs a classic sports gif

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So mom, in her attempts to lure me to stay longer,

made meatloaf and potatoes. I’m thinking of reheating. Opinions?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Denying free food is a sin.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

eat

then run

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slice and bring along in a small cooler for sammiches.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, that's already set up. No worries there.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you're nort messaging us from the road by tomorrow

I am taking you over my knee, and NOT in a good way.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dump it at the curb and run for the border.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 10, 2010 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and no.

They’re still people. Sometimes you just don’t want to deal with crap.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soldier, what's that on your helmut? It's a peace sign sir. What is that supposed to mean?

It has something to do with the duplicity of life sir!

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by ak_A on Jun 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

born to die.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

CT is full of double standards.

He hates it when Mazzarro DIDN’T throw his glove and act mad and get angry when he didn’t pitch well.

But he also doesn’t like it when Braden gets frustrated after the game and storms out of the clubhouse? Isn’t that the emotion and expression he was getting so pissed about Mazzaro NOT showing?

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so.

If you pitched like shit, you REALLY don’t want to deal with a bunch of assholes trying to quote you for rotoworld.com.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

While it makes for fun news to listen to Braden blast his teammates and manager, somehow if he did he’d be considered unprofessional.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The past is still current, at least in a CT thread.

(from above)

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahaha.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny how some things NEVER change...

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need an update of that cartoon for this season

photoshoppers, clean-up in aisle 7!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

change

barton to carter, eithier to taylor, and macha to geren.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT LOL

can’t stop laughing omg

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love apricot

he is what kept me coming back to this site

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT YOU TOO

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are you yelling at me

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought your next sentence was gonna be

“But since people like him aren’t around anymore, I’ve decided I’m going shun AN”

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sent you an email about Grand Tavern...

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw that...i booked up for Saturday morning.

Hopefully we can get togethe for another game

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK....just said I'd let you know!

Have a great SAT!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I'm shunning AN

because I wasn’t here when people like that were around!!

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot to tell you I was so happy you laid into whoever it was who grandly announced their departure last week.

I think you were drunk and asked for a pass on anything you said, but I was happy!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

did I? Was it awesome?

I must have been drunk.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

and yes.

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet!

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you did

kudos, mikev. That shit is weak.

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by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, I guess!

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lurked until long after he stopped posting

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by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apricot.

That one’s from this link dump, from Sept. 20, 2005.

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit 2005

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally not my fault I wasn't born faster.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it's TRUE

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, my power search isn't working.

I’M SO OVER IT.

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

f you

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

sick

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and its hilarious

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

If only.

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You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant the comment, not actually doing it.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he just DISS SuSlu??!?

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He's dissing Braden now.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grr.

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will hurt someone.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to do it across the country.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jake Fox sucks.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm impervious to your silly threats.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

and stats are dumb. Except uni stats.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy now.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe.

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you're just being sarcastic.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

(just a little.)

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

victory!

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you just hurt mike

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, mike.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

cookie

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Dallas Braden were to call into to CT right now

and rip Bobo the Clown Geren it would make my millennium, honestly.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

um, YES.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's done it before.

Called in, I mean.

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by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

His GF called after the perfect game, too

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though he gave up a zillion hits

I think he was pissed at Geren for A) taking him out and B) for bringing in the gasoline laden Ziegler and adding a few more to his already rising ERA.

And being the competitor Dallas is, I think he was probably pissed at giving up all those hits,

by Trainman on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright guys, these callers are just depressing.

Gonna go chill, see ya all.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, that's enough CT for me.

But let me know if something good comes up.

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You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG he just said Jake Fox sucks and he'd kill him with his bare hands if he could get close

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate all of you with every fiber of my being.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

half measure.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

drama queen

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

call him a lint licker and ask him if his sister is hot!!

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You lint licker.

Oh and is your sister hot?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 10, 2010 4:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

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You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sayeed? The guy from Lost is on the phone?

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

hi wac!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing.

I just ate a Snickers ice cream bar b/c I think the microwave will wake up Mom.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god.

Bloom.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I'm weak.

And a momma’s boy.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

and car has been checked and serviced. I have a laptop I’m waiting on now. Then I leave.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know yet....

I’ll probably just take 10 across.

I’ve done 10 and 80 and 90? (the northern route from Oregon to Minneapolis)

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's another one. From a while back that hasn't worked in a while.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it will wake her up

if you keep putting the cat in it like that.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that damn thing.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus it toughens up the cat too much.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you hear the end of my call?

I gave you guys a special shout-out question LOLOLOL

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you said nothing about me.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you leave tomorrow

you will get the ultimate roadtrip shoutout, when I re-enact the last 10 minutes of Thelma & Louise on live radio ;)

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

no? got a cigarette?

Are you sure?

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was too funny

That kid couldn’t have been over 15 and he was smoking that cig like he had been doing it since age 4.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now! How are ya!

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by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw. this guy's sweet

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda like him....

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by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sayeed is awesome.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not gonna lie.

With the heavy accent and the lack of clarity of the phone line and my web connection, I can barely understand what he’s saying.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're so funny, signing off to bed and then still up listening

At this point I’d fire Geren and replace him with you.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, are you sure you're not smoking??

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope not.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

24 days off the weed now

and TOTALLY FUCKIN MANIC, can you tell?

[[eats own toes]]

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only gets better from here

Not easy, but take it a second at a time.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

this,

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

how big is Joshy's Will Power

that he lives with a grower and has two giant bowls of Cantaloupe Haze, untouched, sitting in the drawer for the last 3 weeks…. for as-yet-undetermined special occasion some time in the distant future.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like too much temptation.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

I have an iron will once I commit.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO HE'S NOT SMOKING I'D MAKE A GREAT MANAGER.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell em Cheesy Bones

I am sober, buying the team from Wolff, and installing Queso as manager, BOOK IT!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diego Chavez made me stay.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG.

There have been NO Chris Carter/Michael Taylor calls so far. NONE.
NO Andre Ethier calls and NO Jermaine Dye calls.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Jinx.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

One call about trading for someone.

Not anyone in particular.

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You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, who?

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

What is this.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

it's "Drunk-ass Bonehead and the Prospects They Love" hour

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stolen bases?!

You want to know Chris Carter’s stolen base total?

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by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

put Buds in the seats?

If the A’s did THAT, the place would be SRO every night.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Not if it's Bud Selig

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by Ray of Lite on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

not all of you know this, but the Joe Rudi Throwback Jersey/1970s Night on 6/26 is also LSD night, with a hit of the Pure Monterey Purple in every Pepsi (until the 7th inning).

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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I THINK THIS IS ARCHE GILBERT'S DAD.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Melissa Lockard oakclubhouse
  
In his last 9 innings, Fautino De Los Santos has allowed 1 run, 1 BB and 14 Ks. He had the save for Stockton tonight. #Athletics 2 minutes ago via web

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

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You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will he go to Midland soon?

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't he supposed to be a starter?

Are they just bringing him along slowly from TJS?

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That has been my question

but people that pay more attention to things and take them seriously always reply that he is a reliever only now

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

I’d hope they give him the season as a reliever to keep the stress off. But would much rather see what he can do as a starter once he’s fully recovered. Pitching like he can, it would be a waste otherwise.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought FDLS was like an urban legend.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

too many initials

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We drafted an AJ K-J.

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by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

what position were you?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was pretty awesome.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a picture of him in one of Flashfire's threads!

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hope so

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid's local, out of Oakland, from Union City.

Cracked.

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god, Carson's audio about the wall smash.

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You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Carson is so...I don't know. Mellow?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

After that, who wouldn't?

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he has a little concussion.....

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by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

-woozy-

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's Union City like?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

JAKE

IT’S NOT FAIR TO BRADEN IF YOU SEE 4 PITCHES ALL NIGHT

by TBRMKane on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

NO, CT. WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR JOE SAUNDERS.

SHIT.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

tired

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

this

at least tomorrow is my friday, so theres that.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

then come out here and get a job, whiner.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullshit! Weekends are when wiffleball happens!

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lurker.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, I just got here...

road game for poker…

small stakes, but I’m up thirty bucks, which is nice.

Plus, I got drunk and got to eat a homemade waffle.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

killer night.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah.

It was more of a luck night than a skill night.

I got pocket ducks when we played 7stud low hole card wild, and I got pocket kings in hold’em 3 times.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

barely knew her!

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lurk me.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh. not me

plus have to work saturday. eff

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

World Cup Weekend.

I"m not getting a damn thing done.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'll get you sitting and watching tv done

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by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

true!

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know it, BABY!!

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by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

every moring I wake up

and for about ten seconds I am happy because I have convinced myself that “today is friday.” But then I realize its not and I get sad.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes I wake up horrified that they will find the bodies.

Then I remember I ate them.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what seasonings are for.

Mesquite not only flavors up a fatty meat like long pig, but it also makes the horrible stench of death go away, too!

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys are making me scared for life.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

working sucks kiddo

enjoy high school and college.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

esp. college.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and grad school

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, except those people sucked.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

already graduated high school.

don’t know what to think of college. besides papers and occasionally girls.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a lot of fun.

You’ll see.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

No alcohol, bro.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you xElQuesoCapitanx?

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it...

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you 'straightedge'

someone who intentionally does not drink alcohol or use drugs?

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

xbox! Represent!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorta am.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait till college.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i gave my word.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

to?

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ppl

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't believe it.

Especially in SC.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

people who borned me.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can tell you haven't entered college yet.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you've already graduated are you going to college this fall?

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm considering returning.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

I move in September.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

when did you graduate?/

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

(peeks at diploma)

March 14

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

That’s early.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, trust me. You'll give in.

That’s not necessarily a bad thing.

Thing is, you’ll see people get ridiculously crazy fall down drunk. That’s too much. Moderation is key.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats why I waited so long to drink

I saw sooo many in my family and others that couldn’t handle their booze. I didn’t want to become one of those

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why I still don't

I know if I did, I’d be one of them… daily

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lucked out

I can drink, but then my body cuts me off before it goes too far and I never crave it, so I can go as long as I want between drinks

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

k, but I'm still going to resist.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

good.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

It’s really kind of unnecessary

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

you go kid

My advice: drinking is dumb, you act the fool and fall down and sometimes you puke all over the people you were trying to impress, which usually doesn’t have the desired effect.

IMO, Drugs are the way to go.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

righteous

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by mikev on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

which is perfectly cool, too.

really it is.

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by mikev on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I say it is better to wait until you are older

then you will have much more will power over things

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

genes have a little something to do with it, too, I think.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

ooooo, cryptic.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

they post good gifs, though.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you, though. :(

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am more or less

though not for any other reason than I have no self control for such things.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't get me wrong

I have never taken any drugs, or smoked cigarettes and I didn’t drink til I was 30, but the actual straightedge group, I don’t trust. I met them, they were like a cult.

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, that

That can be scary. I’m the type who won’t partake but has no issues being around others who do.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

half my friends do something, usually weed

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends.

I went to high school/college with a guy who was. In the 80’s. I think it was a little different then.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, sure, but he was (other than Ian MacKaye) the only one I knew.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you going away or staying local

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

away

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ucsc?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Away-ish.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

where?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santa Cruz

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

slug.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

banana slugs have retractable dicks.

f’ing A.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not really away, but yeah. You'll have a blast.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is from fresno

and won’t have a car

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by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

fresno can bite me.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will if you're not careful.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

209

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 559!!

Im also from Fresno, well I was born there and lived there and went to school there…

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WILL BE FUN!! Book It!

since we’re booking things tonight.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

like Jake Fox home runs!

oh wait

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll disable more features.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

puhleeze

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

(drunk with power)

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

drunk with flowers

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! Day game!

which means I can thread it if I want to!

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that! I'm callused!

I haven’t been playing bass for 17 years for nothing!

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Represent!

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kouz.

To the All Star Game. Wha.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Kouz is a superstar?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ROSALES IS A MAVERICK

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP?

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Whose porn name is that?

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy is insane.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Umm, dude has a CT mancrush

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. CT's kinda mean.

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

he's also kinda correct.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

I’ve always been the fat kid!

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell does eating have to do with "throating dogs"?

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And how sharp were your teeth?

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was the fat kid, CT.

(angry)

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

If Michael Choice becomes our Green Monster,

I’m going to break something. Several somethings.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he still on?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

If by he, you mean terrible, horrible, face-meltingly bad callers,

then year.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah*

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh good, exactly what I came for

groan

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by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

year

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm tired.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

year. me too.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm note.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one? I'm guessing A sharp

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm I'd go B flat

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Positive people call it A Sharp...

it’s Negatrons like you who gotta call it B Flat to remind the world of glasses half empty and so on. :)

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

well aren't you sweet

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm totally sweet today.

Today was totally awesome except for the A’s not winning.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The negatrons are realistic.

And more efficient with their key signatures.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm partial to a note in the key of Am

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the approximation of some kind of accent.

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then year?

What about this year.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy just said Patterson deserves a chance

Damnit

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by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

callers on the whole tonight are less angry-making than Monday or Tuesday

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by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAP'N!

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahhahahahahahaha

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

NO. Split hats. NO.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he is gonna go on his split hat rant!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that

no one is a split fan

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by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This emailer is stoopid.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

My hatred for the gnats will last forever

I don’t know about you guys

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by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I've never been to telephone stadium

and never will, no matter what. even if given free tix

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have.

For that WWF Football League. That was fun.

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by mikev on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

its not bad

but as DMOAS observes, the sight lines are weird

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by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Mine were free for the A’s game there.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless they're playing the A"S in our home.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never pay for it

Co-workers have season tickets, kick down mid week night games everyonce in a while

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus, it's normally full of Giants fans.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you live with one.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shall go on Sunday and represent you all decked out in the beautiful green and gold.

Not that I’ve paid for tix (this year at least).

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of Sunday?

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

surround by the halloween colors

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

The equivalent of cutting the call off.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

My name actually is Chris.

I don’t know why CT sometimes calls me Shane.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he's confusing you with Zonis

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's Shane?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So blunt.

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by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like taking it in the ass

But I see it

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Godzilla like!

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

bye CT!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

hi LB!

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hullo!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LB, what is your 20?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice cb talk!

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, is that where I am?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes...

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, if you have to ask him to repeat himself

that’s 10-9

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarasota, Florida.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

now, if I want to say "I understand"

10-4

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's too far, buddy

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys aren't using the 10 code!

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

10-11

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

code 13! code 13!

Officer down!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, getting tired

might have to go all 10-7

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yum.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you make mine a suicide?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

'Splain

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

a mixture of several carbonated beverages.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

or several

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

a mixture of all the available fountain drinks

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The sounds like every day of junior high for me

I’d walk home, stop by the Shell station, get their biggest cup and do that. That was the beginning of a major caffeine addiction for me that led me to not sleep more an hour or two a night for 2 or 3 years in high school. Badddd times. There was a point where when I woke up I had trouble just walking down the street to school. Really kind of fucked me up.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

are you a janitor now?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's a best case scenario.

I’m just hoping they let him out of the ward once in a while for some fresh air!

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Programmer

Seriously, remember that thing I told you this afternoon. Part of it. The effects of frequent, long term insomnia on the brain. Not pleasant.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh.

Maybe that’s me, too.

I’ve never slept right.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

possibly a breathing issue...

it often is with insomniacs…

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

like the shi tzu?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got that too now

But a 6 pack of coke or more a day of caffeine will keep you up whether you’re exhausted or not.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

unless you're really fat...

That’s about how much cola I drank when I was 320 lbs about 12 years ago…

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, we have something else in common, too...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

I can’t even have half a can anymore after like 1pm without killing any chance of sleeping.

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm getting like that...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's my sweetie. No caffeine after 11AM

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really enjoying reading the DLD from 2005.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT reply actions  

donde, waffles?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

linked, above, by shoes

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's funny to see who are posters now

compared to then. Only Jennifer, Kyli, BBG, and xbox are names I recognize

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the Diego stuff?

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

funny how people complain about how much AN has changed. It really hasn’t.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen to that.

The main difference is that the DLD’s are over on FK now.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

well the smart people are all gone

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I beg to differ......

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the posts are devoid of ALL intellectualism.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I don't learn ANYTHING anymore.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intellectualism is a red herring...

It’s a false camping trip, like pitching your tent in the supermarket…

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that

I need to remember that one

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who knows

Maybe you’ll luck into a shopping spree

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

with a boner.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

We Shop Hard

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Henry Rollins.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It'll never change.

On the surface, sure. Not much else.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's a lot more people here than there used to be.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

And things shuffle around. But those are all surface changes.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

some people don't consider so many people a surface change.

I’m obviously cool with it, but…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best ever change on AN

is when you went from being a lurker to being a poster.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I posted, got runnoft, posted, got runnoft, then stayed.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

whaddya mean "got runnoft"

Even I, an admitted former troll, never got “runnoft”

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

girls.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ik, r

the game threads will never be removed from the front page. It will never be easy to log in.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

people complain about that?

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're kidding, right?

or is that an honest question because you haven’t been here all that long?

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joined in 2008, didn't start actively posting until mid 2009.

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Queso has actually been here his whole life

He started posting at age 5 and by age 20 he will be managing the A’s, book it.

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Reverend Billy Lard said that the 2011 A's would be World Champs.

book it.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

He seems trustworthy...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's also batshit nuts,

but he loves squirrels, whether in person, or covered in gravy.

He’s from Arkansas, so it’s okay.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

okay,

I like him more already then.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You'll likely meet him before the summer is over.

Dude knows nothing about baseball, though.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

whatever will we discuss?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Squirrels

Pay attention Bloom

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yes...sorry.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

People complain about everything.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an online community.

Therefore, people bitch, moan, and leave over change.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw an ad with a squirrel on a stripper pole.....

I am scarred for life!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

you thought of me, didn't you?

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the other co-conspirirator DMOAS.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muhahahaha!!!

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

m x2

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

d to the 5

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't find what I saw on TV BUT

I did find THIS!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the kind you don't take home to mother?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's super squirrely.

Yow.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.....hey hey hey!!!!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wo o o o o o o o wo o

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I get there, she's got incense, wine and acorns.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I know where to take my stash of acorns

I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"

by Ray of Lite on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Squirrel lingerie?

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

links, links!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Adult Swim.

In other news, I’m a failure and a nerd.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey B

I really have to thank you guys, all 3 of ya (Ralph and Chicken Stanley too)… it just occured to me that this was the most fun I have ever had at a game where my team got crushed, in 4 decades of going to games in several different cities.

Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...

by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here

thank you so much for bringing me along

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too!

Oh, wait, I wasn’t there…

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna sleep in the bed tonight though...

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

jerk chicken

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will

right before bed

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, then.

Better to do it before shopping, I suppose.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

usually

but not always

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah no problem, Ralph and I laughed all the way home..we had a great time..

Ralph said, man those guys are fun to go to games with…Good times!! But I thought for sure that the tarps were coming off tonight!! LOL

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

Losers.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

proof.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

nights.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions  

later pam!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

g'night

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

night pam

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night pam!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm out too

Hoping for no egg-laying tomorrow

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

night cup!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

have a good sleep!

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno,

you could make one hell of an omelette from tonights game

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

omelettes are good. And I approve of your way of spelling it.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man it's midnight.

(passes out)

Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT reply actions  

night cheese.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite night cheese is Myzithra...

nice and salty…

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mizithra (Greek: Μυζήθρα) is a traditional, unpasteurized fresh cheese made with milk and whey from sheep and/or goats. The ratio of milk to whey usually is 7 to 3.

It is, mainly, produced on the island of Crete but other areas in Greece also produce it. In Cyprus a similar cheese is known in both types (fresh or dry) as “Anari” (Αναρή in Greek, Nor in Turkish).

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's basically a cheesy salt delivery device.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds wonderful.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH snap.....I have to go to work tomorrow.....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

NIght evrybody....

"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

by Berry Jo on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

night jo!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

nite!!!

hope to see you manana

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, bed time.

You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.

by danmerqury on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM PDT reply actions  

night dan!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

sleep.

SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.

by mikev on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM PDT reply actions  

night mikey. hope your elbow's okay.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't stab anybody, did he?

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's got stabber's elbow.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

10-7

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Alright y'all im out...gotta get some rest so I can get up and go out to the day game tomorrow....

It has been a long time since I have been to a weekday day game!!

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

night wac!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

nite!

thank you again for a fun and funny time tonight!!

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright beautiful people,

now it’s time for me to go to bed.

I’ve got to piss a rocketship and my legs are restless.

Let’s split this series tomorrow and hit the road on a high note.

Speaking of hitting the road on a high note… Florida should be losing a resident any day now…

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM PDT reply actions  

hey

when is the next game you are going to?

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

probably AN Day,

although I’ll be going to the Sacramento AN Day too.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok cool

I’ll be at the oakland AN day

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Ask me about my squirrel.

by DMOAS on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

night, k!

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

sleepways is rightways now.

night, freaks. I love you.

sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

On that note

I’m out too. Nite all!

Zooey Deschanel!

by ChickenStanley on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

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