CT Thread 6/8
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Suzuki was the man today, though!
Sigh. Refresh if you must.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Woohoo! No more black alts!
I feel powerful.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 8, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
But...that pic's not of Vin.
Nor from this game.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Had to be Suzuki.
Mazzaro was good today. Suzuki was ridiculous.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
♥
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
what'd he do?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
3 run bomb!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
woo hoo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Stolen from dan's recap
And yet, the A’s banged out a season-high 18 hits, including two home runs from Kurt Suzuki and Jack Cust. Ryan Sweeney increased his season average to .324 by going 3 for 5, Eric Patterson went 3 for 5 (in the cheapest way possible, but 3 for 5 it was), and oh, before I forget, Kurt Suzuki had three additional hits to go with his monster 4 RBI 4 hit day.
-dannycakes
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
woo!
sorry I was rude LB last night, Pam. Thanks for not playing.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Learned my lesson.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah. I'm sorry.
I’m a psycho some days.
Thank you. Seriously.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Aren't the bloopers adorable?
I love my boys.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 8, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
They were pretty awesome.
Ryan and Bailey are hilarious. And Ellis actually showed some emotion after screwing up the uniform line!
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
The grey shirts look like dirty laundry.
Or, rather, whites that got washed in reclaimed water.
Cliff Pennington wakes up in the morning and he's 0-2.
oh. no. you. didn't.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Have I been bounced to undesirable section?
It’s crowded in there tonight.
Cliff Pennington wakes up in the morning and he's 0-2.
Seriously.
The AN drunk tank is bouncing tonight.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
I'M NOT EVEN THAT DRUNK ALL I HAD WAS A PINT PLUS 9 OUNCES OF 9% RED ALE.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
Man, and I've only had my usual 4 glasses of wine.
I better get a move-on.
Cliff Pennington wakes up in the morning and he's 0-2.
You know not of what you speak.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I just open my mouth and words come out.
I put my fingers on the keys and stuff appears on the screen. It’s not my fault, I’m telling you.
Cliff Pennington wakes up in the morning and he's 0-2.
ok. forgiven.
this time.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You just got told.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I will try to lead off tonight, somebody knock me in, ok?
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
I'm gonna GIDP, Jason Kendall-style
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
Mindy Bach just called Jerry Blevins "Jeremy"
seriously. It never stops.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
But I didn't play.
And don’t call me that.
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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 8, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you talking of Kurt? If so, that's Kurk.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah! That's WHY I call him KURK!
It happened when we were on our California Dreamin’ roadtrip last year!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Haha!
Had no idea. I figured it was another Duck-shire style flub.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Also, I was pissed I couldn't see the A's on that NL West swing last year.
They were going to be at Petco! And yet, I had to be up in the Bay Area. After living all year in SD. Sigh.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
KURK!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Erro.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
I ♥ Kurt.
♥!!!!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
does he have 30 hr power?
on pace for 29 this year….15 his season hi..obv
by JimBarnett2KevinGarnett on Jun 8, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
25 HR would be AWESOME.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
20-25 is very likely
30, could be
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
you shall not crush my dream.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
did he tear it up tonight?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
so much
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Really?! Yay!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi CS!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
good.
Car is actually in the shop!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
woohoo!
get yer motor runnin
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
hi dan!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi Mikey!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You could hear the ball scream uncle.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
5 for 4 is impressive.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
he was red hot today
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Kurt could do it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I see 20!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It's this month.
I don’t work there anymore other wise I would know.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Here you go. The canned food drive info
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Vinny = cute.
Not a very good interview though. Smile more Vin!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Our boys need some media coaching.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I didn't feel like taking a shower so I just stuck my head under the faucet.
:)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Stephen Strasburg wasn’t the only person to make his debut tonight. Florida Marlins slugger Mike Stanton was in the lineup tonight for the first time in his career.
Before Stanton went 3-for-5 in his debut Tuesday at Philadelphia, with two choppers over the mound for infield hits and a lined opposite-field single to right, the Marlins tried to temper expectations for their phenom. […] In fact, Stanton came up with Florida down two in the ninth, two out and runners on first and second. He managed an infield single before Ronny Paulino popped up to end the game.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 8, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
NL Beast Division
@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 8, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
What does phenom mean.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
nom nom
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
heh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5KuG0gMMf8
Cliff Pennington wakes up in the morning and he's 0-2.
I'm going to miss it this year. :(
I think I’ve gone almost every year since ’03 or ’04. Sigh.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 8, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never actually been to one.
That should probably change.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
yes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
last one I went to was 2004
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
that was a good year.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
They're fun!
Good stalking photo-taking (and autograph) opportunities. But you have to get there early and know where the players are going to be — otherwise it’s just unmoving masses of people, which is annoying.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 8, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
# Melissa Lockard oakclubhouse
Grant Green started the game at second but moved back to short late in the game. #Athletics #dontreadtoomuchintothis 1 minute ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 8, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions
Interesting.
Something to keep an eye on, at least.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
oakclubhouse
Michael Taylor played some CF today for Sacramento, which was short Matt Carson. #Athletics 5 minutes ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 8, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
susanslusser
Gross said his back is sore after a play that he described as like “whiplash,” but he believes he’ll be OK tomorrow if needed. #Athletics less than 10 seconds ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 8, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions
I was more worried about his knee....that looked horrid....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Tushar. Start speaking.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Old Uncle Townie touched me inappropriately.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
You should sue.
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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 8, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
hullo, sam.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi, Demetrius.
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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 8, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather be Puck...but, you do make a much better Puck.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
like from The Real World?
That guy was an ass!
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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 8, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
no, dear, Shakespeare.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
In the immortal words of Pete "Bat Corker" Rose
“Fuck you Shakespeare!”
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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 8, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
okay.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
not you personally, of course.
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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 8, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I knows.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm....gp.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
oakclubhouse
Leonardo Gil was a double short of the cycle and went 4-5 with 4 RBIs for Kane County. Max Stassi had two doubles. #Athletics half a minute ago via web
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 8, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions
Stassi is really exciting me.
I know the Ks are troublesome, but he’s 18.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
he's only 18?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he may have turned 19, I'm not sure.
But he’s real young. Drafted last year out of high school.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
it's gonna be US.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
HEY EN!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
(chews egg roll)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
(is jealous)
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
very.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
[sips hawaiian punch]
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Smooth.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
[sips gin n juice]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
got your mind on your money?
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
and, strangely, my money on my mind.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It's filipino style.
(shares)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
[eats with fingers]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
YES IT IS!!!
:D
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
my favorites are lumpia and pancit!!
adobo a close third…
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I'm so surprised you know this, I don't know many people who know
filipino stuff on the internet.
Haha,
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
my dtr is 1/4 Filipino - remember?? Her paternal grandmother was from Manila
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Ah, yeah I remember now.
Brain’s a bit off tonight, hah.
♥ the noodle stuffs
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
x_x
I saw a jar of that at a Filipino store once and I think I barfed in my mouth…
Agreed though, the food is mostly delicious.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll tell you a "p"unny story about me trying to cook pilipino style - if we ever meet....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
HAHAHAHAHHAhhahahah oh my.
♥
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
DTR wants to know if you like ube ice cream??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Ehh, not so much.
But um. there was this filipino cheese ice cream that my mother bought a long while ago…I lovedit.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
OH that must be why you are el QUESO capitan??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Naah, I loved cheese long before that.
It was when I was introduced to this filipino white cheese thing. Loveeee.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
YES THAT'S IT ♥!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
...
http://stream1.securenetsystems.net:443/radio_player_large.cfm?stationCallSign=KTRB&relocateURL=true
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I've heard he keeps a tidy locker, too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a good player.....so nice to see he's getting back to it!! Beginning to look like Suzuki of old!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
He's got a good arm.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It’s not related to baseball, but it damn sure is funny.
Rookie WR Golden Tate was caught trespassing inside a Top Pot donut shop in Bellevue, Washington at 3:00 a.m. Saturday morning, according to TMZ.com.
Profootballtalk.com confirms the report. Tate and a friend apparently got the munchies after hitting the bar scene. The only problem was that the donut shop was closed while they were scarfing down breakfast.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 8, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions
huh.
That’s a little odd…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe the name Top Pot is a clue in this caper
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
it's a good idea.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
everyone that has a question for CT
might certainly e-mail it to me at emperornobody@yahoo.com, that I might pose it to Chris.
I need to borrow a recorder to do this, anyone got one? LOL
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 8, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a minidisc recorder and a powered mic you can borrow if your at the game tomorrow.
Not the best but it works.
hmmm, I can't go tomorrow, I'm almost totally broke =(
Are $2 seats gone?
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 8, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, well then I'm out for sure.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
darn!
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 8, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Cash flow!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
or lack of cash flow, anyways
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 8, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Beer for everyone.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I wish I had an Arrogant Bastard right about now.
Or, better yet, a Lagunitas Prohibition Ale!
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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 8, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
CornerSto
I’m only a five minute walk from an amazing beer selection.
I’m just broke and lazy, that’s all. Plus, I got a bottle of (corporate beer) in the fridge if I get antsy.
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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 8, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
lol love that "corporate beer"
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't mind giving free advertising to independent breweries
and the (corporate beer) I’m drinking tastes tolerable. It was on sale super cheap.
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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 8, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I respect chocolate stout,
but I never want to drink more than one.
Whereas, with a strong ale, I have a heartier thirst.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 8, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a good point.
A 22 is plenty. If I’m in a quaffing mood, I’ll usually get Mirror Pond. Deschutes just nails it with everything they make.
Cliff Pennington wakes up in the morning and he's 0-2.
I can't disagree with that.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 8, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
(grumble)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
dammit
I might not be able to go to the show thursday
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm getting together with a friend I haven't seen in 4 years lol
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
is it me?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
well that trumps AN for sure!!!
We can take it, CS…
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
now, if she leaves early, I'm there! lol
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris, baby, no. Vince?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
How you could lead off a call commending Glen and Ray
without mentioning Ken, I have no idea.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
watching the tube - needs to listen to the radio as CT suggests....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Well he did say baseball was meant to be listened to on the radio.
He loves KK lots. He just HAS to say nice things about VC.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ok, I just watched that 2K10 commercial with Bailey.
I think I love him.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It was pretty hawt.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ellis is sitting there mumbling in a monotone, stumbling over his lines
and Bailey is hamming it up with ease. Awesome.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
those commercials are awesome this season. All of them.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
ARE THERE MORE!?!?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
lots.
One’s totally in Spanish with King Felix and…who?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Will you link them here for me as you find them??
[bats eyelashes]
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He knows moreneau more than morneau knows moreneau, and moreneau knows it.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh.
Not nearly as good, even with the awesome wordplay.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
yeah. Bailey's still better.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
oh, Bailey's is the best, no doubt.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I was a bit creeped out when he virtually kissed me over the air, though.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That's absolutely my favorite part.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I don't doubt that!
;)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
So the [bats eyelashes] thing DOES work.
Noted.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 8, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Jack can hit a homer with an eyelash.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
italics.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Guile.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
wily pam.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I only drink the good stuff.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
instantrimshot.com
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I might just watch the Bailey one over and over again.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I LOVE the one with Felix
where he’s like “And if you’ll excuse me, I have to enjoy this sandwich.”
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Verlander's my favorite in those.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The one where he virtual kisses Cruz?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
OH HE'S SO DREAMY, DANIEL. ♥
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He...kinda is.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
There was a picture of his girlfriend in A's Magazine and I had to say...
I’m jealous.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
scan pls!
shoes probably already has it…shoes are you here?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I gotta find the issue first!
:(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't have any of this year's A's magazines. :(
I should get a subscription.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 8, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
OH!
That’s surprising.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I have the majority of the issues from the last... 7 years.
But that’s because I’ve been able to get them when I go to the Coliseum.
I haven’t been to the Coliseum yet this season. Sad face.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 8, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
(starts scanning his issues)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Measure J passing (49ers Stadium)
61-39%.
Interesting developments.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
At this rate ALL bay area teams will be in the South Bay
GO CUPERTINO WARRIORS!!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Monterey Bay A's
Aquarium Stadium, a baseball park underwater with a high ceiling, with Sharks in the water.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 8, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
More Mariners than the Mariners
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey all!
Having a great night with Jerad getting his ass handed to him!
And now I’m watching Deadliest Warrior.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
did they make new ones of those?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
They are on their second series
So far I really enjoyed the battle between Alexander the Great and Attila the Hun
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
ooooo.
I watched the first season. It was cool. Now they’re doing generals and leaders?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you watch GLEE tonight?
I was not feelin it
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
no.
Mom’s not into it. I figure I’ll catch up online on the road.
Was it lame?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Attila the Hun killed all of them.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Kirk might surprise him.
And Brittany.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I did
There are some plot holes that need to be fixed. They need me to join the writing staff.
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
that bad, huh?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No, not at all
But in the first season, the songs fit the story lines. This season, though, they’ve awkwardly jammed story lines around the music, and it’s come off as gimmicky (Madonna week! Lady Gaga week!) rather than organic.
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
Thought the Quinn sequence was TOTALLY lame.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, that was bad
And to nitpick, I was wondering why they were in full-on mod fashion at the regional show, so you might expect some sort of Swinging London-era songs, but instead they did a bunch of Journey songs. Then, only later, they do “To Sir, With Love.”
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
the songs are not my favorite part anyhow.
I like the dialogue and the characters.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, pretty much.
Sometimes they’ll pull something in from the 80’s that I haven’t heard in a while. But…yeah.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm really not a modern pop guy.
Plus, the production just kills me.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
yeah, that too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they've pulled off some good arrangements
“Jump,” “Don’t Stop Believing” (from last season, IIRC), and a few others. I’m not a big fan of the originals, so they’re not all that sacred to me. If they ever touch Guided by Voices or something, I might be pretty pissed too.
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
Sombody to Love
was my hands-down favorite. SO GOOD.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Not really
Here’s the list so far
Zande Warrior v. Aztec Jaguar
Nazi Waffen v. Viet Cong
Al Capone Mob v. Jesse James Gang
Medeine Columbian Cartel v. Somali Pirate
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
the bottom two seem horribly mismatched.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess who won
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I would hope Capone and Columbians.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you want me to spoil it for you?
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
sure.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesse James and the Somali Pirates won
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
So did the Nazis and the Zande Warriors
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they're just being contentious with those first two.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I personally like it when the warriors are pre-gunpoweder, melee weapons based.
I think the gun fighters should be on another show.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
completely.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
10-1. Hell Yeah.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You know what's awesome?
Jack Cust has been league average this year WITHOUT the homers.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
He's worked on something that's for sure.
Now not only does he homer and walk, he can smash singles all over the place.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
fun times?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi LB.....it was awesome tonight!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
yay!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
so where were the fireworks people sitting??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Section 121...that was crazy!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yikes....that's close to where we were the other night!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Yeah Ralph and I were sitting like 7 rows behind them....then they were arguing about why they were being kicked out...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
What could have possibly made anyone think that it is ok to set off fireworks inside of a stadium during a game?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont know, I was very confused....Im going to quote Pam from last night, "people are stupid"
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
made up for last night, huh?
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
for sure, but where was fox in the lineup?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
where he belongs
on the bench
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
did u enjoy my text...lol
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
very much so.
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
earmuffs for dannycakes
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I can take it.
Besides, I’m still on a post-Fox HR high.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Hope it lasts you another month to month and a half.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You're cracked.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
and we'll remind him of this relentlessly if things go south for JF
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
If not we'll find something else to relentlessly mock him about.
This is AN after all.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
game watching in between the search for relentless mocking opportunities.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Dan will almost certainly unearth those opportunities for us.
We’ll hardly have to do any work at all!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Pam wasn't happy with me posting my vote for EPat for MVP though
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
crazy bastard.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
where would the A's be without EPat's awesome bat?!
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Man when he got hit in the face with the ball...I was thinking this might finally be our chance to get rid of him....
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
then he ended up the one they interviewed after the game lol
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
you would think, huh?
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not gonna lie.....I don't want ANYONE to get hit in the head.....
but it crossed my mind how ironic that would be…..
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Yeah I know it was wrong and I dont like to see anyione get hurt especially getting hit in the head...but the thought was there...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I might lose sleep over this now that you brought it up!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
just think of weenies then
you will go right to sleep
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
weenies?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wow.....Let me call Melissa and see what she has to say about that....
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
who Melissa? is she a weenie expert?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LB, I'm araid that you have been caught up in an inside joke...LOL
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
heehee
yes, call melissa!
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Well the funny thing is...oh never mind...
It never gets old….LOL
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha nope
and that funny thing is what makes it even funnier lol
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
wow.
I’m usually here for those…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
you had to be at the game with us for this one ;)
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
soon.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god..can you imagine me, you, and Leopold all at the game together...oh dear!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok you too....U will definately fit right in...LOL
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame RRS for all of this...lmao
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
it's okay, Bloom. I have a fever and my brain isn't even getting the outside jokes.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
but with a fever,
everything is fun and exciting!
It’s kind of like being high for free!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to watch out for the dizziness and fainting though.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
In fairness,
you have to worry about that with inhalants as well.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not very expierenced with drugs.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
me neither.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
moi?
[bats eyelashes]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You forgot the italics, watch out Mrs. Bloom.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Mrs. Bloom?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Your eyelashes give it off, girl!.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
don't ever be either
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I need drugs to be cool, brah.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm joking, sir.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never done drugs
oh wait, I’m not cool either
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I've done mounds and mounds of
all kinds of drugs. And I’m not cool.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
except heroin.
Heroin makes anyone immediately cool. You should try it, Cap’n.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
c'mon.
If you can’t use smack as a teenager, when CAN you use it?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
that's no fun.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck is life sometimes.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Well, we will be using lots and lots
of heroin when I arrive, yes?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
darn.
Well, I guess I should kick.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, my mother said no.
Should I trust strangers on the internet??!?!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
yes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry bloom, I think I feel more comfortable
with Jo’s words!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
she just wants more for herself.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS A TEST OF SOCIAL PRESSURE
AND I WILL NOT HAVE IT, BLOOM.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
did they teach you this in health class?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
They taught me that in bloom 101.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
they offer that there?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah it's really cool.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
yay!
Um, can I come guest lecture?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It'd be an honor.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh.
You know, I was trying to find the right way to ask, but if you’re offering, absolutely. You’re going to do it naked right?
Ask me about my squirrel.
[blinks]
why wouldn’t I?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't make me have to send you
a long ass email about your behavior too. I’m already having enough trouble hitting send on the one I just wrote.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Send it then.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I should.
Just not a fun email. And I’m not sure how well it’s going to go over. I think it comes across as the “nicest” “your being a asshole to me, stop it now” please email one could write. Yet, still sounds fucking crazy.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Send it then.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry. This sounds not fun.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Really not.
I’ll explain it some time in private.
Ask me about my squirrel.
email me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
replied.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Send it!!!!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh. I just did
Now I want it back.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Send it to me then!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, yeah, that won't happen.
:)
Ask me about my squirrel.
Plrbt
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
ooooo- thunderbird shows me a new email!!!
dammit. just a newegg ad.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Thunderbirds are go?!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
What are you guys doing way over here?
I just see a ten mile long one inch wide wall of text.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
what?
I can’t see what any of you typed
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just tired and cold and my brain doesn't work right.
I want your fever instead.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you give me fever.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, feel better okay?
:(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
definately...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, I thought power HITTERS put butts in the seats?
I’M SOOOOOO CONFUSED. Chicks dig the fastball?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I think they just dig balls going fast.
In either direction.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Sounds dangerous.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
They're replaying Straz' start on MLBN now.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
The Felix/Kendry 2K10 commercial is kinda sad now.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
oh yeah...it was him, huh?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOD BERKMAN.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
SOMEHOW, IT'S NOT.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It's better than Tejada/Chavez.
Or worse, Ethier.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
ETHIER/GONZALEZ BAW.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheese Email
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He did not pronounce KURK correctly. :(
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
No need to make the inside jokes public.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I just wanted to hear if he'd comment on misspellings.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Reading Rainbow...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
HOOKED ON PHONICS WORKED FOR ME
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I always made fun of the unbelivable parents on the commercials
who bragged about their 2 year olds reading Shakespeare.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You laughed, but that 2-year-old was Sir Ian McKellen
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
and that's... the rest of the story.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
I loved him.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh but it's not him, it's his parents!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
For sure, that kind of parent -- and they exist, I can promise you -- are pretty tough to be around
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
you are a riot
he just read your message, crackin’ me up kiddo.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 8, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Where does Berkman actually play?
What do you guys think? Would he be worth it if he would play LF?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I said that exact thing yesterday. DON'T CAVE UNCLE TOWNIE.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Uncle Townes' Cabin
He breaks the chains of boring, perdictable sports talk radio.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
really? It's pretty typical sports talk radio I think.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
his national show is way out there
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 8, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinking he's gonna be hurting tomorrow.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
dang.....i'd like to see him play but I'M not gonna be home tomorrow night.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
So Strasburg is really nice and Harper is a devil-child.
Interesting.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
First pitch was a ball? Oh!
And, is he married?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I don't think he's married, but that was a funny quote from him.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
No, remember
strasburg is god and harper is the devil
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Would have been interesting if they were battery-mates.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Isn't that going to happen?
SAVIOR PITCHING TO ANTI-CHRIST.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I can only imagine him having Nyjer Morgan styled temper tantrums..
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe on december 21, 2012
they will become teammates…
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's this now?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
LOL, another silly fanpost.
Someone proposed a trade of Mazzaro, Henry Rodriguez, an OF prospect, and Michael Choice. For STRASBURG.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Is that OF prospect Babe Ruth in his prime?
Ask me about my squirrel.
That's gotta be a joke.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Maybe....he's really old and doddy?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He was the Chavez over Cust guy a few days back.
I’d go with an idiot over old and doddy.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Wow
I hate to pile on, but how can anyone think this could possibly happen?
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
It was my email
and my night is complete!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
well-played SMASHy
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 8, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
We need to take a shot everytime we're able to namedrop AN on the show!

I’ll drink to that! (and thank you)
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
if I drank, I'd be loaded after a CT show if we played that game
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 8, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I see no downside!

Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT is a pic
that got saved for a future EN game thread or recap, my friend.
Well-played, you are on FIRE tonight.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 8, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob Geren's calves.
That’s exactly what I wanted to hear.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
ack.
Never say that phrase again. Please.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 8, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Landon Powell's calves?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh.
Someone actually bothered to email CT with that amazingly interesting fact.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Choice words coming up next
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
hahaha he read my fact-check e-mail about Pudge & Nolan Ryan LOL
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
By the way, go search for "world cup" in Google.
And scroll all the way to the bottom.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Hilarious.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 8, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
VERY nice....
soccer fanatic in the house is counting the days……
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I have a friend that’s counting the hours.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 8, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
salty tugs.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Whinier than us?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That's amazing.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but we have to compare losses to losses.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
We're pretty fucking whiny.
But HH is on a completely different level. Blame of the Game? Come on.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Blame of the game: Halos Heaven
“We’re such terrible fans, the team wanted to punish us!”
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Panther meaning?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Drummy.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what they do when they win.
Like a Star of the Game, except way more lame.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Oh okay so they refer to their player of the game as
the product of what you get when you mix cats and steroids.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I learned years ago to never read HH. Waste of time.
C’mon, people, get with the program.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 8, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to get banned there but I thought it wouldn't be classy.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a good kid
(puff chest)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
you're awesome
one of the best and most fun things about here, IMO.
Hello, I'm Vince Cotroneo for the Marmaduke B. Mushmouth School of Public Speaking...
by emperor nobody on Jun 8, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
and he's funny.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
and he listens to me!
[do heroin]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
EAT MY CHEESE.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
what is the sound of doing heroin?
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
um, low throbbing?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
oh Bloomy. so much I don't understand today.
I feel like the people in Idiocracy.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
it's the fever.
It’ll pass. Enjoy the free buzz and take comfort that you don’t always have to live as a stupid person.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
you are such a kind person.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
don't tell anyone.
I’m trying to come off as a maniac.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
hmmm.
Well, what would I be the other five days?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll choose not to answer that one.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
yay!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
it will be our little secret...
broadcast the world over via the magic of the internets.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
you guys couldn't pick me out of a lineup anyway.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
well if it was a lineup of long haired dudes in bathtubs
I might have trouble.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
bath tubs?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
that may have been a Xanax day. No worries.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
bath tubs...
I like bath tubs.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Am I? (blush)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
you're great, trust us
When I found out you were 17, I was amazed having thought you were a wisened 40-year-old baseball fan like the rest of us LOLOL
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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, seriously.
Well, not 40. I assumed late 20s.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
the little fromages grow up so fast
it seems like only yesterday that our l’il roquefort was learning to intergrate into a salad dressing…. now look at Mr. Camembert Electrique, all grown up and complementing a luncheon-meats-and-cracker spread as if he’s been doing it his whole life [[[tears of pride]]]
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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Hope you guys don't remember the bad cheese
incident last week!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
we all have our cheesasters
it’s part of growin’ up
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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
So you're probably one of those rubberneckers
who slows down when driving by an accident (or even just a stalled car) and backs up traffic for miles and miles.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 8, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god, I hate that.
I’ll actually drive faster past an accident just to NOT back everybody else up.
(Good thing the internet doesn’t back up with traffic. Much.)
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Heh.
Lew Wolff Hollowsieum.
That’s kinda funny.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, I actually chuckled at that a little.
And yeah, there were cheap hits.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Whoa, but the strike zone was clearly terrible last night.
Much better tonight.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
They're cracked just like you.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
sorry. forgot the smiley face :D
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You think mere punctuation can fix this?!
[smiley face]
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Yeah. Punctuation can fix anything.
Well that and duct tape.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Fix and/or ruin anything.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why we are friends.
Internet friends at least.
That and unis.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Bodes well.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Rev. Halofan, otherwise known as Rev. Holyshit.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Choice is on.
He’s coming off better than he did on MLBN.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Harold Reynolds made him nervous.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 8, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
he makes me nervous, too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
choice thought harold might touch him in the no no place
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
[I thought so, too]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was pretty funny, actually.
At first I thought Reynolds forgot about the satellite delay.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
He was busy overseeing the summer intern welcoming party
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
I'm heading to dreamland so I'm not nodding off to it at work tomorrow.
Let’s make it two in a row against slegnA!
GO A’S!!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
night smash!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It's too bright
now I SMASH light!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Jun 8, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So this draft that just happened.....are these guys that will play at the bigs right away??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
if some people on the internet had their way
all these guys would be up tomorrow
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Choice is a musician, love it
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He's not Bryce Harper.
I like him already.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty good interview.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Well.....eyes are beginning to droop.....
I’ll be sooo happy when I don’t have to get up so early every day and can stay up late every night!!
Night AN!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
G'night Jo!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
good night, very Berry Jo.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
night Jo!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
See ya later Berry Jo!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 8, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, CT. You canNOT be manager.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
all Rosie, all the time!
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
Bye CT!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
Good show. No yelling from Pam. Both plusses.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
You're not in the west coast?!?
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 8, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
whosawhasa?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
sure.
but I don’t work.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
but then I'll have to work!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
don't listen to him, he works just fine
I kicked his tires and he works well, actually.
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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
Wait, what do you do?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you're in law.
You’re always spouting off about sentencing guidelines and stuff.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I like those things.
Can I have a job?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Is anyone going to the game tomorrow?
There is a rumor that I will be there along with ChickenStanley…
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
I wanna go.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Do u have a jetplane?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
[kicks dirt]
no.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
A bullet train?
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Um, no Coors Light.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok, I guess we will have to do it a different time..... : (
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
brian.only is
everyone else is flaking on us
Zooey Deschanel!
by ChickenStanley on Jun 8, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
No $2 tix = no Pam.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
(shares 209 discount)
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait a minute...
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I asked at the box office last week and they said that they do not have any more $2 tix for the rest of the season with the exception of a few Wednesday Day Games
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Well that's pretty good!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
are there any left for 6/23?
My mom is in town then and she wants to visit the ColiMausoleum… or as the Rev put it tonight, the Lew Wolff Hollowseum ROFL
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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha. Every once in a while, Rev has a good zinger.
Every once in a long while.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Is it a day game or a night game? If its a night game then I dont think they have any...
By the way check your email about tomorrow…
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
it's a day game, the 23rd
my mom is hip to sample her some Coli atmosphere… hopefully it won’t be another installment of the A’s innovative “Dress As An Empty Seat” promotion that day.
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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok then I think that they have $2 tix then...
So one of the girls that was going with us tomorrow night backed out last minute, so…….I emailed you about it….its yours if you want to to go…myself, chicken stanley, Ralph and a couple of others are going and we are sitting in the value deck…
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
thank you so much wacc
I replied, in the affirmative [[totally stoked]]
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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Now lets beat those damn monkeys again...woo hoo
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
by wacchampions on Jun 9, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
darn $2 seats are all gone =(
I’d have done it, just to borrow a mini-disc recorder from brian.only so I can record my interview w/CT on Thursday afternoon.
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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm trying to decide which game I should go to first.
Bay Area! Woohoo!
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
When is your esteemed return dannycakes?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Some time next week.
After the SF series, unfortunately.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
When is YOUR esteemed return, shoes?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'll be in the Bay Area this weekend, actually, but no time for baseball.
And then early July for a bit longer vacation.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 9, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
One day I'm going to meet all you bastards.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
It think it'll be fun as hell!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Whenever AN Day is.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
YEAH WHEN IS IT
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Who's in charge of actually setting a date, anyway?
I keep hearing 7/10…maybe.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
aren't you DRUNK WITH POWER
don’t you have the inside scoop???
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Ha, no.
I’m not that powerful. I only appear that way.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
you have mad power.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
You don't really appear that way.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Burn.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I won't be at AN day this year. :P
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Wot.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
YOU GUYS!
BrettAnderson49 hello everyone… 11m ago via web
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I can't!
It feelsl ike something that should be delicately protected in a glass case…cannot disturb.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
We need to make a fake account.
With the sole purpose of messing with Brett.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Sorta mean.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Not messing with him in a bad way.
Just…indulge him. A little.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
I wouldn't even want to DARE wake him out of his boring trance.
That’s why his Twitter feed is the best! What if we made him interesting and/or funny? I’d never forgive myself.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh haha.
I should ask him something
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
noooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I logged on to twitter and I was about to ask him
“what’cha doing?” but then I tabbed back and read this.
so now I logged off.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
nononononono
has jane goodall taught you nothing. Do not disturb its natural state.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
Sigh. There are *others* talking to him anyway.
Hopefully not ANers.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Oh, I don't mean an Anderson impostor.
Just someone equally boring that he can bounce ideas off of.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Done
User: BretAnderson49
Pass: athleticsnation
Ask me about my squirrel.
noooooooo. i feeeeel baaaaaad.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Lmao what.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
don't do it.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
It'll now be there taunting you
Ask me about my squirrel.
Brett, can you tell us a little bit more about your "best nap ever"???
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Hahaha.
He’d elaborate, trust me. In the most mind-numbing way possible.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Channel Fosse: "Brett, how great was your 'best nap ever'?"
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 9, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
lol- I can totally see that happening.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
and another just in
BrettAnderson49 Sheets needs a Valium he is still huggin Raj and the game ended 2 hrs ago 4 min ago via echofon
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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
too interesting.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I know.
I was about to say, “that’s interesting!”
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
yeah, you have to think of something, then pare it down like this one I just made up:
BrettAnderson49 hello everyone… 11m ago via web
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes
I almost had ya, admit it
tried to straddle the line between complete vacuity and minimal cerebral response with that one LOLOL
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by emperor nobody on Jun 9, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
The cat just fell completely asleep on my bed with her face pressed head first directly into the mattress.
Ask me about my squirrel.
pics now or it didn't happen.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
She woke up before I could.
Totally wanted a picture of that.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I believe you. They are crazy, magical beings.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
aw. my cat used to do that all the time.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
She's also the one that will fall asleep with her eyes open.
Now that’s fucking creepy.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Awww that's cute.
Pics!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
ok, good night all
I’m heading to bed to watch more true blood. Getting ready for next sunday!
When you came in the air went out.
And every shadow filled up with doubt.
I don’t know who you think you are,
But before the night is through,
I wanna do bad things with you.
Zooey Deschanel!
buck buck buck! buh buck buck.
...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.
night gus.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
REALLY FREAKING AWESOME
Okay I need to sleeeeep now. Night night, people.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
G'night shoes.
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
night shoes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
It's getting late
I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin/My irritability keeps me alive and kicking/I know the meaning of life, it doesn't help me a bit/I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it -- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
LOL.
I never realized how soulless and boring Brett’s list of people he’s following are.
billabongusa
VansWarpedTour
redbull
MonsterEnergy
LouisVuitton_US
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
I just created a search list just for him so I can follow his conversations.
I’m OBSESSED.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, those are less boring.
Plus, Taylor Swift, Travis Pastrana, and Kat Von D.
[shrugs]
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Dude, someone from my HS who I know is a big A's fan is tweeting back and forth with BA.
Hilar.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I'm sleepy. I think I'll head to bed now.
G’night all. ~♪
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
night cap'n.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
No activity since March! Meh.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Dango!
Wuertz was scratched from a minor league game on Wednesday, but bounced back quickly on Thursday, throwing mostly fastballs and sliders, although he did mix in three sliders. -Rotoworld
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, Craig Breslow follows the PhysOrg Science News,
http://twitter.com/CraigBreslow
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Dude! OakFoSho is on Twitter!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
okay.
sleepy LB.
Night night, AN.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Later.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 9, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too. Past my bedtime. Nights.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yeah, I should probably get going.
Whoever’s left, night.
You don't form in the wet sand.
You don't form at all.
Looks like I'm the last one here
(turns OldhamA’s alarm off )
Yup, last one here.
New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!

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