Think about it: We all love him, ROFL at his comments, and yet, has anyone ever seen him in the flesh....or fur?

The last known sighting of the said individual is here in these last known comments....

[sigh]

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 25, 2010 11:42 PM PDT on A's Two TDs Beat Bucs' Two Safeties As Pirates' Road Woes Continue, 14-4

car go boom.

I am moved.

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 25, 2010 6:14 PM PDT on Join Us For The SB Nation Meet-ups in Los Angeles and the Bay Area

booty swiping....

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 25, 2010 4:51 PM PDT on Join Us For The SB Nation Meet-ups in Los Angeles and the Bay Area

I still have both my AN tshirt and my sweatshirt!

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 25, 2010 4:49 PM PDT on Join Us For The SB Nation Meet-ups in Los Angeles and the Bay Area

I'm fairly close.

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 25, 2010 2:00 PM PDT on Join Us For The SB Nation Meet-ups in Los Angeles and the Bay Area

Then, the masses awaited his arrival at the 70's throwback AN tailgate (where disco drained my car battery). And what happened?

Nuthin'

Nada

Bupkiss

The great mystery of What/Who/Where is Waldo Leopold is now in full Bloom.

Prediction 1: Leopold Bloom is really that guy from Silence of the Lambs

During a top secret meeting with deep, covert members of AN and Chris Townsend, this theory was floated and it sent shockwaves through the congregation. Can Leopold Bloom be stalking certain members of AN in order to make himself a Chris Townsend costume? What would be his objective? World domination?

Prediction 2: He really is a sock puppet

Maybe he is a 55 year old man sitting in his boxers in Petaluma with a sock puppet in one hand and just posting on AN 24 hours a day, afraid to come out of the house?

Prediction 3: Attack of the Squirrels!

(song may not be suitable for play at work if you work at a place that has things like other employees)

So, who is this elusive Leopold Bloom? Did he (or she) really live in Florida and just come across the country to live in Northern California? What happened to him a few days ago? Alien abduction? Never existed except in our collective imaginations? Is he really Todd Linden?

Dump away!