It's "Turn Back The Clock" day and unfortunately, the internet has not been invented, so...No game thread for you! Kidding, kidding. Sort of. I'm at the game, along with many other game thredians, so I've hired Otto Thread to visit once each hour on the hour and trusted that you can help each other navigate throughout the evening. It's kind of like those "self-checkout" stations at the supermarket, only completely different in every way.
Trevor Cahill makes his third "Turn Back The Clock" start of his young career, matched up against a McCutchen who isn't named Andrew. Hopefully, the game will end with Bobby Crosby flailing at a slider low and away.