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teAse Momentarily Stalls Freefall For A Few Minutes

Trailing 4-1 going to the 9th, the A's gave it the ol' college try -- apropos given the lineup of roughly college hitters the A's like to keep on their roster -- scoring twice with runners still at 1B and 2B when pinch-hitter Adam Rosales struck out against the fire-balling Jason Motte to end the game.

The game turned in the bottom of the 5th, largely on one very iffy ball/strike call: A 3-2 pitch from Ben Sheets to Yadier Molina that appeared to come in right at the knees. Ruled ball 4, it started the 2-run rally that gave St. Louis a 2-1 lead it would not ever quite relinquish.

For the most part, Ben Sheets looked good tonight, certainly better than his final line (7IP, 4 ER) would suggest. But make no mistake about it: This is a team, and arguably an organization, that is unraveling by the day. A now 1-7 road trip mercifully ends tomorrow, so that the A's can finally get some peace and quiet at the Coliseum.

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These recaps are getting shorter and shorter

Unfortunately, it’s for good reason

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by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Rangers and Angels Win today...

This is starting to spiral out of control now.

by cyke17 on Jun 19, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

A spiral goes in circles.

This is a free-fall.

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by louismg on Jun 19, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always wanted that coyote to just eviscerate that damn bird.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 20, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

and it begins

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 20, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I liked you for a reason.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 20, 2010 4:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

"they're here"

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by ak_A on Jun 20, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The inevitability is numbing.

Leads are non-existent, and teases are not to be believed. The individual players who are doing well are overshadowed by mediocrity.

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by louismg on Jun 19, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It's got to get better once we get back home, right?

I mean, that’s what I keep telling myself.

It’s got to.

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by Kelly on Jun 19, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you ever played poker and gone all-in pre-flop with Aces for hundreds of dollars

and the other guy has King-Jack, and nothing comes on the flop, then a Jack comes on the turn and a King comes on the river and you lose?

This team is 10 times more demoralizing than that.

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait until we face the pirates...

Wait are we better than the pirates at this moment?

HILLIS...where are you???

by robbo650 on Jun 19, 2010 7:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

heh

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Billy Beane be fired?

He’s part owner right? Can he fire himself?

by cyke17 on Jun 19, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Partially.

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by louismg on Jun 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game I actually semi-enjoyed

Hated the Holliday crap but Sheets at least kept them in the game and they almost pulled off at least a tie. This loss wouldn’t bother me except for, you know, all those other losses on this trip.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

good point

the A’s should have won at least 2 of the 3 games in Chicago.

by OaklandSi on Jun 19, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sweep in SF, oddly enough....

Is letting me just enjoy baseball without sweating out every at bat, every pitch, every sharp grounder to the hole. This team is not going to the playoffs. My stomach won’t churn when Chavez comes back, or when someone else is doubled off of second, or when the bullpen implodes.

Since tomorrow is father’s day, I’d just like to thank my dad for those afternoons at Wrigley Field. There really is no better place to prepare yourself for losing seasons year after year. It’s helped me to cope with Jake Fox and Chavez and Patterson. I’m at peace with this crap, really.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today when we lost the lead,

I was like, “Heh, whaddya know?” Same when Rosales struck out. It’s amazing how from Wolff, to Beane, to the “marketing” dept, everyone has conspired to make me care as little as possible about this team. (And yet I care a lot because that’s just who I am.)

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its like Major League

Without getting good all of the sudden.

by JamesS on Jun 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, "major league" is not one of the things

the A’s remind me of.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

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by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when we were talking about

Which big bat we should bring in to help with our playoff run? Memories…

HILLIS...where are you???

by robbo650 on Jun 19, 2010 7:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

What's sad is that I've lost sight of 'the team'

So much mediocrity, so little energy or spark. I like watching Rajai on the bases. I love watching Anderson pitch (another sad, Cubs-like situation). I’ll enjoy watching Jackson this season to see if he gets his career back on track. I like Suzuki behind the plate. But the ‘team’ collectively isn’t very good, and at this point one has to wonder if it isn’t by design. I don’t know what else explains Patterson.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way I look at it:

I don’t know that the A’s are trying to lose, trying to get a bad record to earn better draft picks or to justify a move to SJ. I don’t.

What bugs me is that there isn’t clear evidence to the contrary. Shouldn’t we be able to laugh and say “Of course that’s not happening!” If it’s even ambiguous, or the question is even open, that’s really sad.

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

they traded for Holliday last year.

They bid huge money on Scutaro, Beltre, and Chapman. And Furcal last year.

Saying they’re not trying is bullshit.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

True, I'll give credit for those efforts

Here’s my question to you, and it’s not a confrontational one — I’m just curious as to your POV: Why do you think the A’s have kept Chavez (over Cust, initially) when it’s clear he has nothing left to give and hurts the team by being on the roster, and why do you think they have kept Patterson when even the folks who liked him would have to admit they were wrong?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because

Cocaine’s a helluva drug

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEN WHY DIDN'T THEY HIRE WASH?????????

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

I really, really don’t.

Well.. .Chavez I think is $$ related, as well as Billy not wanting to “embarass” one of his favorites ever ever (as opposed to letting Chavy embarrass himself, as he’s done)

Well.. .Chavez I think is $$ related, as well as Billy not wanting to “embarass” one of his favorites ever ever (as opposed to letting Chavy embarrass himself, as he’s done)Patterson I have no answer for. Truly. He’s not good.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Chavy anyway?

Wasn’t he supposed to go on a rehab assignment?

Just put him on the 60-day DL already!

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot recommend this enough

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's all about San Jose

Drive down the attendance in Oakland to prove that it isn’t a viable venue for MLB.

This is why General Managers shouldn’t get ownership stakes – because Beane might personally become very wealthy by putting a shitty team on the field in Oakland. I’m not saying that’s what is happening, but as you said, it’s an open question. And because he’s fielding these shitty teams, Beane has left himself open to the question.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beane is already wealthy.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or baseball contracts in general.

But then again- Latrell Sprewell did need to feed his family.

by JamesS on Jun 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey man, food is expensive

$14 million doesn’t go as far is it used to

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I'll have a 1/4 pounder with EVERYTHING."

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jun 19, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft.

You don’t know what the heck is in a “shake.”

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jun 20, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

We're talking mega-wealthy

And the Holliday trade last year – who did we surround him with? Last year’s roster was pretty terrible. One good player doesn’t equal success. Bringing him in might have quieted the die-hard fans, but it was still a losing season.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on man... He had Booby Croz!!

Former ROY for crying out loud!!!

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Jun 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Russ Springer…Dana Eveland…Sean Gallagher…so many fond memories….

Do you know that Booby Croz had the third highest salary on the 2009 A’s?

Holliday – 13,500,000 (just slightly more expensive than Sheets)
Chavez – 11,500,000
Booby – 5,300,000

Really got some bang for the buck, eh?

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont you remember those comcast Ad's

WE have Beef, Followed by Braun, Followed by…..

by hishnik on Jun 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder the same.

I hate to be conspiratorial… but it could be as easy as “Hey Bob, just sit on this for a few years. Don’t worry about the results too much.”

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by louismg on Jun 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool beanes for you roster!

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by ak_A on Jun 19, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Jack Cust leading off an inning?

He doubled, what else do you want?

(Him to not get doubled off, I know, but still)

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by Kelly on Jun 19, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, wrong thread. I am not good at this.

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by Kelly on Jun 19, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all do it.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jun 19, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some more than others. ↓

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jun 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, I ADMITTED TO IT.

Sheesh, people.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been there.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the angels are the most infuriating team to be in a division with

they are not a better team than the A’s. They just arent. Yet they lose their one legit hitter and go on a .800 winning % tear. Fuuuuuuuuuck I hate the baseball gods for this….

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jun 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m gonna become an Angels fan just so the A’s start doing better.

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Jack Handy

by bonehead Fred on Jun 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

good plan

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the thing:

The Angels ARE a better team than the A’s. Like it or not, they are.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Jun 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

numbers disagree

LAA OPS+ = 96
LAA ERA+ = 96

OAK OPS+ = 92
OAK ERA+ = 103

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jun 20, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

you dont even try to understand my point

the Angels are not a good team, and havent been since 2005 or so. They win games miraculously and due to scheduling, not because of the talent on the field.

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jun 20, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Being able to win games miraculously for five years

= good team.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jun 20, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your point, to be honest, is silly

Miraculously? They’ve been doing it that way for quite a while. At what point is it not a fluke?

And scheduling? What, are you suggesting they only win the division because they get cupcake interleague opponents? Because other than that, they play the same teams the A’s do. Sometimes the A’s play a tough team one extra series and sometimes the Angels do, so that’s going to balance out.

This is something where OPS+, ERA+, Pythag records and so on go out the window. The Angels have found ways to consistently get the job done the last few years. The A’s haven’t. That makes the Angels better than the A’s.

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by Flashfire on Jun 20, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thought you might like to know one other thing

Average wins for the teams in the AL from 2004-2009:

NYY 96.5
LAA 94.5
BOS 94.2
MIN 87.5
CHI 85.3
OAK 83.0
CLE 82.2
TEX 81.5
DET 81.0
TOR 79.7
TBD 74.2
SEA 74.0
BAL 70.5
KCR 64.2

The A’s drop from 6th to 9th if you take out 2004, but the Angels remain 2nd. That’s not “winning miraculously.” that’s being consistently good.

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by Flashfire on Jun 20, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO THANK YOU.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are being very inflammatory this evening.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you notice what worthless piece of crap

didn’t even get mentioned once in the recap?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Crosby?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jun 19, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren?

HILLIS...where are you???

by robbo650 on Jun 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

George Bush?

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Jack Handy

by bonehead Fred on Jun 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Kendall?

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by louismg on Jun 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Antonio Perez?

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by louismg on Jun 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going twice;

Milton Bradley

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Jun 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Christenson?

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by louismg on Jun 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben Grieve?

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by louismg on Jun 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee Harvey Oswald?

Jack Ruby? John Wilkes Booth?

HILLIS...where are you???

by robbo650 on Jun 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ricardo Rincon?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrance Long?

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jun 20, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Esteban German?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 20, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arthur Rhodes?

New mind-warping, stomach-churning Pilots songs are now online... follow the link if you dare (don't say you weren't warned!) NSFW!!!

by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 20, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

ughHh

Have you forgotten last season already?

by coffeektchoo on Jun 20, 2010 12:53 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hi guys

I showed up to try to feel better about this team’s enduring mediocrity.

It’s not really helping that much…

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I walked around St. Louis today in yellow tights.

Yellow tights! This doesn’t even get me a tie in the ninth? Sigh.

will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody

by day-to-day on Jun 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

A tie doesn't really go with tights.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you wear with yours?

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 19, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing, of course.

The beauty is in the simplicity.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

pictures

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

(nico, not me)

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

whew.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

the tights, not the tie.

I assumed nico has several pairs including canary yellow and zebra.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing beats the faux-alligator print.

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jun 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

or blue dilly

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Suzuki will be moved

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

er, wrong thread

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury

by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! I'm not the only one!

:-)

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by Kelly on Jun 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it! It looks like it's almost time to sell.

Who goes and who stays? They should definitely see what they can get for Sheets. Maybe see what they can get for Wuertz. As much as I like Ellis, I think this year might be the year to see what they can get for him. Kouzmanoff might fetch a good prsopsect, or maybe we can package some guys. One of the outfielders should probably be traded. They should definitely keep Suzuki, Barton, all the young pitchers in the rotation, and Bailey. There are other guys they should keep (Davis, Sweeney, Jackson, etc.), but if a good offer comes along, then they should definitely consider it.

by duballers23 on Jun 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Get rid of Crisp, if anyone would take him

Sheets at this point is $10m worth of rotation filler, and there’s really no one in Sacto to take his place. Might as well keep him.

Who would play 3rd if they traded Kouzmanoff? I don’t see Rosales as an everyday third baseman.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dallas McPherson could play 3rd the rest of the year, if trading Kouzmanoff is worth it. It’s not like if they sell they are going to compete at the same time. So if trading Kouzmanoff gets us a good prospect or two in return, then does it really matter who plays 3rd if they are not going to be in contention?

by duballers23 on Jun 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not what I'm saying at all

All I’m saying is that you try and get value for guys that are probably not going to be around in the long run, and this team isn’t winning in the short term, so they might as well get some future value for those guys.

by duballers23 on Jun 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if getting a good prospect or two for Sheets means we have to put somebody like Tomko in the rotation, then it’s worth it. You do realize that there really is no point in keeping Sheets if they aren’t going to be in contention this year? After this year he would be gone anyways, so why not get something for him in a trade while he’s still on the team?

by duballers23 on Jun 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think you'll get a good prospect or two for Sheets?

I don’t. He’ll have to be whirling dervish on the mound between now and the ASB to get anything at all, and I doubt that’s going to happen.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

Sure, if we could get one halfway decent prospect – like someone who can actually setup for the closer without disaster ensuing – I’d be all for it. But honestly, putting aside what we’d get for him, why would a contending team want him in their rotation?

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

To replace Jeff Suppan?

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess...

But if Cliff Lee is available (and he will be) why not go for him? Sheets isn’t all that much of an upgrade at this stage.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think the Cards have the prospects to get Lee

Reds also have a pretty bad rotation.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HALAMA!!!!!!

HILLIS...where are you???

by robbo650 on Jun 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Mortensen.

He’s different now. He may actually not suck if he gets called up.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 20, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

If someone would give something decent for him

As he proves himself healthy in multiple AAA games, hell yeah

by OaklandSi on Jun 20, 2010 5:13 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

A question for those technically proficient in these matters:

Does this mean the A’s could have a shot at snagging Mathieson from Philly?

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by Buck Turgidson on Jun 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The A's can trade for him, or if he's exposed to waivers

they can claim him if and only if an AL team with a worse record (e.g., Baltimore) doesn’t claim him first.

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine this dude clears waivers

unless of course he is hurt again.

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by Buck Turgidson on Jun 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Buck's days are numbered...

Unless the future is Sweeney, Jackson, Taylor with Buck as the 4th OFer… Assuming we still have a future???

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Jun 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

No Rajai?

-Yeah, I just posted that, but my opinion is apparently "wrong" a significant portion of the time though, so take it as you will.

by PL78 on Jun 20, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trade Sheets

Promote ClayMort

He’s been pitching well

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ClayMort has never pitched well.

But they might do this anyway.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except he hasn't been, especially

Don’t have all the deeper stats at hand but while he’s closing in on going 10-2 his ERA is around 4.00 and his WHIP is around 1.35, and I don’t know what he’s doing to get all those wins but I suspect it’s got more to do with them getting more offensive support than others come away with.

Kyle Middleton is only 3-5 but he has a better ERA (by nearly a full run) and WHIP than Mortensen and batters are only hitting .239 against him compared to .273 for Mortensen.

Mortensen does get more groundball outs, at least.

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by Flashfire on Jun 19, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind bringing up Middleton

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind bringing up a lot of guys from AAA

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carter and Middleton and who else?

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should, quite seriously,

sign Gilbert Godfrey and immediately anoint him as the team’s set-up man. That I would pay to see.

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sogard's a career minor leaguer on a hot streak

Let’s milk that nipple juice!

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 20, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does Mortenson belong

on any MLB team?sigh….he is really an awful pitcher.

by hishnik on Jun 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was last year.

This year, in Sac, he’s kicking ass and taking names.

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 20, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

As much as i would like to be negative about our situation..

I still think we have a good chance in this division! Yeah we’re 8 games back but all it takes is 1 one to start a streak..let’s just get this through inter-league trip, get back home and focus on winning! We can still do this! look at the Rockies last year..they we’re amazing, yes i know they got a new manager but they came back from 9.5 games behind and snagged the wild card i don’t see us grabbing the wild card but i can definitely see us getting back in this and showing this division what we’re really made of! All I’m say is don’t push the panic button just yet we have a good amount of season left!

ok that was my little bit of optimism for the night!

GO A’s!

by HeavyHitters510 on Jun 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That's the spirit!

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter how good they are at home if they

can’t win on the road.

This is not a playoff team…

by 3up3dn on Jun 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

recommended

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by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not trade Barton???

Isn’t Carter going to be the 1B …

Let’s sell high Billy

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by MMunoz33 on Jun 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

They might, but he wouldn't bring much back.

Look at the market for Lyle Overbay. There isn’t one.

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by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping San Diego would have traded A. Gonzalez and they might be in need a 1B

but they are playing really well and it’s Oakland who is looking to sell if things continue to sink

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Jun 19, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SD has an option for AG in 2011

and are in first place. Gonzalez is not going anywhere

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by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want...

… a real DH, and a manager with a baseball IQ larger than his uniform number, and a season not full of lied-about injuries that spiral into career-threatening crises, and a 2-hitter that doesn’t bunt guys over from 2nd with no one out, and Free Agents that didn’t all have total-body-reconstruction surgery 6 months ago, and an ownership not content with a brand of sleep-inducing mediocrity that appears designed to keep away all but the most rabid fans so they can leave it all behind and move the team, and a bullpen that doesn’t lead MLB in innings pitched by the middle of June every year, and a GM that doesn’t switch the channel over to the Netherlands-Japan match mid-game, and…

                                             YOU’LL GET NOTHING, AND LIKE IT!!!!!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   5 recs

rec'd...

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Jun 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't question the man's dedication

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I called Argentina before it started

and I’m sticking with that, unless someone takes Messi and Tevez out with an errant vuvuzuela blast, which I truly hope does not happen.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They certainly have massive talent.

Maradona’s the Ozzie Guillen of the World Cup though.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE Maradona

I will bet any of you money that Zidane is the next French coach in 2012, just based on Maradona’s emotionalism and passionate commitment, where he looks like he is gonna take off his clothes and snort the foul lines after every goal they score.

When I watch them, I find myself wishing he managed the A’s, if only for the entertainment value, which as we know is as sorely lacking as NBC’s 1974 Fall Lineup with our squad.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBC should resurrect their 1974 Fall Lineup now.

I have no idea what it was, but it would be entertaining in its own way.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad the A's can't put their 1974 Fall Lineup out there

Jackson, Rudi, Tenace, and Campy sure worked on the Dodgers.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

1973-74 was a terrible season for NBC.

They were getting beat on almost every night, so they brought out a lot of new shows in the fall, including Little House on the Prairie, Chico and the Man, The Rockford Files, and Police Woman.

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by iglew on Jun 20, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

good knowledge

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by Future Ed on Jun 20, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

My google-fu is strong.

The one 1974 NBC show I actually have a distinct real-life memory of is “Born Free”, which my family watched but which was canceled.

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by iglew on Jun 20, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The A's could use some fire

Anywhere, in the crowd, in the front office, in the lineup. Although I can’t say Oakland needs anymore fire.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had lived in a house that burned down in that fire. I had already moved

out by my neighbor died in it.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to go to the game tomorrow, but now I don't know that I want to.

This team is pretty painful to watch.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Just now

Marlins and Rays just went Final with 2 extra innings in stoppage time, players exchanging jerseys on Vuvuzela Night, 9-8.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooh -- James Shields gets the win...In relief!

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

{Or AL baseball managed by Bob Geren}

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Jun 19, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

typo error

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Jun 19, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Jane Lee

#Athletics entered June at top of AL West. 19 days later, they’re 8 back of TEX & have lost 4 straight…to which Barton says, “Who cares?”

Umm…is what Barton said good or bad?

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

did he really say that?

In the immortal words of somebody, Holy Toledo!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to figure out if he meant

It’s only June. Who cares?

or

Who cares? This team sucks. Fuck you, Bob Geren. Thanks for making me bunt.

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correction: God makes him bunt, Geren just makes him sick.

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Jane Lee will include more context in her post-game story.

I agree, it’s hard to decipher.

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by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. It's more fun to crucify him now.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't need no CONTEXT here!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONTEXT is for eggheads with rational sense

I prefer to rip off all my clothes and bay like a rabid dog until people agree with what I say!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That explains a lot!!

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by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like what?

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

like today would have been the 62nd birthday


                                                          of Nick Drake ;)

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

click that song

it’s pretty darn awesome.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Drake is pretty darn awesome.

(Though I’m embarrassed to admit that I’m one of the tens of millions of people who became aware of him through a car commercial.)

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that AT&T ad that's running now

is undoubtedly sending the 14 people on Earth who still don’t know who he was scurrying to the record stores in earnest, I’d imagine.

I found him late in the game too, but before the Volkswagen ad… a roommate brought home a compilation CD of his and we sat there, both guitar players, with our jaws pinned to our chests in disbelief.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno who he is.

But musically I’m stuck in like 1996.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's the Hendrix of the acoustic guitar

about whom guitar nerds like me argue about whether he tuned the high strings lower than the low ones for some of his tunes.

He wrote these melancholic songs that essentially reflect what the inner world of an autistic person might sound like if they wrote songs. He spoke not three words to anyone, refused to play live and died of an overdose — of antidepressant meds — at age 26, in 1974.

He sold 20,000 records in his lifetime, and 20 million since… acknowledged to be one of the greatest and most unique songwriters and guitarists ever to do it.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool.

Suppose I’ll check it out. It’s that dude singing where the orange curtains all over the world or something?

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

“From the Morning” is the tune there.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

here mikey and you all

don’t say I never gave ya nuthin’

Nicholas Rodney Drake, 6/19/48-11/25/74

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

Very mellow. Kick back with a cigar and a cocktail sort of music. :)

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by mikev on Jun 20, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're doing the Macarena?

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't be farther from that.

pantera, mudvayne, etc.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pantera

Darryl was a helluva player too, disgusting what happened, just evil.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly.

a buddy of mine played in a band that brought on their singer after the shooting happened.

damage plan’s singer, I mean… not phil anselmo.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

To think...

Heath Ledger was going to play him in a biopic :(

Rest well sweet prince.

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by PL78 on Jun 20, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's right Barton

Who cares?

You still get paid right?

That kind of comment is why no one comes to the park.

by Trainman on Jun 19, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

this assumes

that they want anyone to come to the park, which IMO gets to be more of a stretch for even the most level-headed observers among us every day.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would they not want people to come?

Do they want to close the second deck?

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say tarp the dugout and Geren's office

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT HOLLIDAY HATED OAKLAND

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, even your sigline is in all caps

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by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's just how I roll sometimes.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He never

articulated these thoughts verbally….body language yes, but never in words

by hishnik on Jun 19, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hee

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by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Hard to read.

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by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

who cares?

certainly not the 12 fans left in the East Bay!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, 11. I'm out.

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't count

Berkeley people, you know how “they” are anyway. Coming to the games with all those Young Communists schoolkids and all…

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um - ask the season ticket holders

Wow, if that’s his loser attitude I hope they drop kick his ass all the way back to Oakland.

He does know that he’s hardly a superstar, right? He reminds me of Dan Johnson without the power. What a horrible attitude to cop.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't say I am shocked

he seems, well… let’s just say Albert Einstein doesn’t need to quit his day job because of Daric Barton.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's just say that DB might be

several Chomskys short of a Lakoff.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

George Lakoff?

The Berkeley professor?

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have a winner!

well-played, WC!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two questions:

1) What do I win?

2) What does Dr. George have to do with Barton? Is Barton monolingual?

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just finding allegedly clever ways to say

that Daric Barton, although possessed of certain physical baseball talents, is not in any danger of taking over the MENSA chairmanship anytime soon.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So when he says something stupid, it's because he is stupid, not

because he’s got a bad attitude?

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I met him

and based on what I’ve heard him say then and in the press, I can’t say that he strikes me as the swiftest boat in the bathtub, no.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you'd say he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say he's a few sacrifices short of swinging away, yes

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many chances to just say, "he's a moron"

and you couldn’t resist more metaphors. You’re a maniacal metaphor manufacturing machine!

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just a few metaphors short of...

well, never mind. .;)

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's an intriguing question

Maybe he’s too stupid to hide his bad attitude.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

right?

I was trying not to just outright say “this dude ain’t too bright” but there you go.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait! I have someone dumber!

I had a Royals game on last year and during a lengthy rain delay they showed an interview with John Buck. Oh my god, he was as dumb as a lettuce. It was painful to watch. I was embarrassed for him.

I think he beat us this year with the Jays. I hate it when that happens.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't have to be smart to hit a fastball over the fence.

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by OldhamA on Jun 20, 2010 4:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

good

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by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on which half he's answering.

If he’s talking about being eight back of Texas then “who cares?” is a good answer. If he’s talking about losing the last four games then “who cares?” is a bad answer.

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by iglew on Jun 20, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jane clarified in a later tweet

Hat Barton was referring to being 8 games behind Texas. The context was that they couldn’t control what other teams do. He added that every team loses 4 in a row at some point, and added “that’s baseball.”

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Makes sense to me.

boop boop!

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by iglew on Jun 20, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or bedtime

ZZZzzzzzZzZZ

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here in Germany, it's always bedtime when the A's are playing.

(And in Soviet Union, curtains start YOU!)

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

More from Jane Lee

Barton’s comment came when talking about losses/division standings. He said every team loses 4 in a row at some point…“that’s baseball”

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Lee clarifies. Yeah, I'm not feeling it. It's not 'just baseball'
Barton’s comment came when talking about losses/division standings. He said every team loses 4 in a row at some point…“that’s baseball”

http://twitter.com/JaneMLB/status/16593375259

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by Flashfire on Jun 19, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

truly inspiring stuff

So I guess no postgame-spread toppling is coming from him anytime soon….

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's better than what was originally quoted, thankfully.

Not by much, granted.

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She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jun 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

no its not better

there is nothing wrong with the first quote. the implication is I don’t care what the standings are, I am just here to play. Daric barton cannot single handedly put the A’s in first place. he can just play well. If the A’s were 8 up I would want him to say the same thing.

Any reading of this as a bad attitude is idiotic, just as its idiotic that people would think that 25 players the management and coaching staff aren’t trying to win. Look at the preseaon projections, the A’s fared well. if billy beane wanted to build a loser he could have done a better job.

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by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I prefer Sheets' response

He said that there are pitchers with better w-l records who have pitched worse than him, but no matter how you slice it 2-8 sucks

by OaklandSi on Jun 20, 2010 5:23 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

if by "better" you mean

you just throw up your hands in total disgust and burn your season tickets in the oven, rather than smashing your head into a brick wall until your brain explodes, then yeah.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it weird that I'm finding myself half-agreeing with both Future Ed and EN's posts?

Even though they’re pretty much polar opposites?

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by danmerqury on Jun 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's called the FEEN Paradox

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

see the complete quote below

The Trib clarified it and DB sounds a lot better with the actual full thing.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

what can you do with a half-full thing? Not much.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you're a half-empty person

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

my glass is all full

half with water the other half with air.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you

What I meant — and this was taken out of context — was, “Who gives a fuck, you are right!”

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twitter sucks.

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by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

it does illustrate problems with twitter

the whole quote doesn’t fit well in twitter, but the desire to scoop the other writers drives the shoddy work that was that twitter message.

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by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it seems like JaneMLB was trying to stir up some shit.

She had all the info. Easy enough to give it enough context for readers to get the point.

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by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's called bad journalism.

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by OldhamA on Jun 20, 2010 4:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geren and stupid comment #1266 for the season

“We’ve been playing decent, I like the way our lineup looks,” manager Bob Geren said. “We’ve been playing decent, we really have.”

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by Trainman on Jun 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't wait until they start playing badly.

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeeee!

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by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“We’ve been playing semi-decent, we really have.”

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg Geren

Just shut up already

I hate all his fucking trying-to-stay positive comments

You guys have been sucking wtf

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone needs to cut all his postgame excuses onto a vinyl record

and make a dope hip-hop jam scratching them in over some tight beats…

[[[rough, bass-heavy groove plays]]]

“I..I..I.. really like really like really like our lineup… li…li…li..lineup… play…play…play we’re playing decent…cent..cent…”

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If there was even the smallest chance our season was not over

After reading that comment and the one from Barton, there is no doubt that this team as is will be 10 games under .500 within 2 weeks,.

by Trainman on Jun 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe less than 2 weeks

After tomorrow’s loss and getting swept by the Reds, that’s 8 games under .500 in 4 days

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what would be good to see at the moment

Zero people show up at the park for the 1st home game. Do you think they would get the message?

by Trainman on Jun 19, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

they'd be hi-fiving each other in the owner's box

and unrolling a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner from sec 242 above the batter’s eye in CF.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

EN. You are probably correct

I have nothing but contempt for these people

by Trainman on Jun 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the feeling is mutual, apparently

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you can see

Why I say “FU to management”: as often as I can

by Trainman on Jun 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd consider dressing up in a 1930s-era white suit, or a plaid sportscoat and bow-tie

a la Connie M. or Charlie O., and walking up to Woo Woof in his plush seats by the dugout and challenging him to a duel with pistols in the parking lot, if I thought it would help any.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

but can this be settled with soccer balls?

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you shoot them out of a cannon

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn EN, you've been riding this "Lew Wolff is trying to kill the fanbase" train hard

All hatred for Wolff aside, just based on feasibility, don’t you think a stadium in San Jose is 10 times easier to accomplish than in Oakland? It’s a troubled urban community, they’ve got so many bigger fish to fry!

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

answer is too complicated for a single comment, rooster

I don’t hate Wolff, hate is not a productive emotion in this life. My feeling is that when you come out and say you hate where you play, it’s never a good thing for your product and it doesn’t do much to elevate positive awareness of your product either. And if you’ve already stated your aversion to, if not your outright contempt for, the people who support your product, it’s not exactly a living proof of your desire to do anything but ride out the situation until you get what it appears you wanted all along, and which you’ve essentially said you wanted from the strat.

Lew’s not a baseball owner, he’s a real estate developer, and he’s here to develop real estate. Somewhere else.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

and don't be so available to ride this

“Oakland is a troubled urban community” thing too tough, because in reality every urban, inner city community has more than its share of troubles and when you hear the media singling out Oakland, you are hearing the repetition of what amounts to a racist myth and also constitutes a form of subtle punishment for the 1960s revolution and the role of Oakland and certain Oakland residents in that struggle.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think anyone doubts Wolff wants to move the team to SJ

and doesn’t like Oakland. But why would he want to kill the fanbase? A team without a fanbase is less attractive to San Jose.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fanbase as it stands is of limited means, at best

and he can fill a 40,000-seater down in SJ with little or none of the people who go now to the games, especially given that it will be brand new and all glitzed-up.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, but what's the purpose of alienating anyone, even if you're

not likely to need them later. If nothing else you want to maximize TV ratings and the East Bay matters for that.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is kind of irrational about Oakland

and his experience with Al Davis, Dellums (who is an excreble, moronic clown on a good day) and the Coliseum has made him, IMO, so enraged at his predicament that he is sort of available to insult the East Bay contingent even when he’s trying to be nice, such is his growing contempt.

Of course, if I had to room with Al Davis, we’d be having this conversation through the thick glass at San Quentin, so I can’t say I blame him entirely.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the part that I see.

Al Davis has essentially got whatever the hell he’s wanted from the city, and the A’s have gotten 2 things: Jack and Shit.

I can understand the die hard people from Oakland not wanting to lose their team, but…

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stockholm Syndrome


In psychology, Stockholm syndrome is a term used to describe a paradoxical psychological phenomenon wherein hostages express adulation and have positive feelings towards their captors that appear irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FEAR

What I feel when shown this photo of Al Davis

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I want to call a plastic surgeon.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As bad as he is, and as much as he drives me nuts

I pity Al Davis. You can make a solid argument that the NFL wouldn’t be as successful as it is today with Al Davis – he is one of the 5-10 most important people in the history of football. But that is tarnished because the old fool can’t accept that the game passed him by years ago.

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit I meant

You can make a solid argument that the NFL wouldn’t be as successful as it is today without Al Davis

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a good point

But I think EN is talking more about killing the fanbase in terms of killing attendance.

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the benefit to killing attendance?

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easier to cut and run

if no one seems to care if you do

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can cut and run whenever he wants.

As long as enough owners approve.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they wanna start this thing called "A's" over from scratch

and they are confident the sports-hungry citizens of SJ will help them do that with little or no input from the previous incarnation or its fans.

I’m not saying that this is a rational or sound strategy at all, just that this is what, in their anger and hubris, they think they can accomplish.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it's certainly not rational, and if I were Fisher

I’d insist on rationality.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARELY KNEW HER

oh… Fisher

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly I'll never be one.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

neither one of us will ever be a hubris

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait! You'll be a millionaire!

(shakes fist)

(tries to figure way to borrow money)

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not basing it solely on the news media

I’ve lived in the East Bay for a couple of years and have lived within an hour and a half my whole life. I know Oakland, and I do believe it’s a troubled community. The city has a lot of problems. It’s by no means Detroit, but there’s a lot more pressing issues than a baseball stadium.

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Detroit

got a beautiful new park.

Oakland won’t, but the reasons, like I said, are far too complex for a comment on here and speak to issues and realities and grudges that go back decades, even before any of us were born, I’m afraid.

I’d write about Oakland more on here, and the internal history of here, but I’d be booted off for starting historical/political arguments related to race, class, the 1960s rebellion, and a whole host of other things, so I refrain.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes Detroit got a park

But before the Great Recession and the collapse of the US auto industry. That city has been hit as hard as any major metropolitan area in the US.

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ann Arbor!

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

the flint tigers

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by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a complicated issue

I’ve followed it for years and even covered it for Oakland North last month, and I think San Jose is the best remaining California option.

Getting a stadium built in California is so damn hard, I just feel like Oakland was never a realistic possibility. You need strong political will to get something like this done, and although Dellums talks a nice game, he was never going to use any political capital (as miniscule as it is) to try to keep the A’s.

If Wolff had tried his damndest to get a stadium in Oakland, could it have happened? I have my doubts. I don’t think it would have been better than a 35/65 proposition in favor of a new stadium.

But the one thing we can agree on is, Wolff wanted San Jose from the beginning. That is clear. How much of his “efforts” to keep the A’s in Oakland were a dog and pony show? That’s up for debate. But ultimately, I think he’s making the right choice to go to San Jose. I think it’s what’s best for the long-term future of the team.

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren and Beane wouldn't get the message

if the A’s were 30 games under .500

Again, we’ll get this quote no matter what:

"We’ve been playing decent, we really have."

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALso

We get a #1 or 2 in the draft so we can develop him and trade him.

by Trainman on Jun 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Grieve and Mulder trades worked out OK

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barton doesn't hit HRs

Anderson is hurt

Carter can’t hit above .250 in AAA

Carlos who?

The list goes on

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, but Ellis was good.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Paterson, "Showing Me Something" (Bob Geren Mix)

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoops....somehow left out a "t"

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's his rapper name

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Jun 20, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

they had 8 hits today

10 yesterday, that’s pretty good against two top pitchers.

the A’s are 11-7 in 1 run games. the past week is just making up for the good luck they had ealier in the year. Its really not that bad. Frustrating yes, but no bad.

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

A graphic came up on MLB TV that Texas has a .290 BA in their last 11 games

We have one of those for the month.

They are 10-1 and we are 5-13 or the month. Their pitching is 2.66 ours is double that so when you add a horrible month of pitching with a horrible manager along with horrible RISP and about 2,000 less home runs, you get a 5-13 record.

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it's actually 2,437 less homers

but other than that, GREAT post TM ;)

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren vs, Hinch

Who’s the better shittier manager?

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

True

Can’t believe Hinch was hired in the first place

However, I can say the same thing about Geren

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

If we had guys like Upton and Reynolds, we be quite a bit better.

by duballers23 on Jun 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Haren

Drew, Young and Jackson are also having decent years

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still have Edwin

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

There were two Jacksons

I’d prefer to have the other one actually

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd prefer Reggie Jackson

Probably not Joe Jackson.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which Joe Jackson?

The one who beat up his kids, or the English one?

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by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 20, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want Randy

HILLIS...where are you???

by robbo650 on Jun 20, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take that, Arizona!!!

"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Jun 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what our one good SP at the moment thinks about the game tomorrow

And since Gio has problems with his composure at the moment, he does not count as that ine good pitcher.

Go get em Trev!!!. We will try to get a run for you. We will certainly try to avoid any errors to make it harder on you.

Regards

Who cares

by Trainman on Jun 19, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

stay clever, Trevor
Your 2010 Oakland Athletics: Who Cares?

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or
Your 2010 Oakland Athletics: Anyone doing anything fun tonight?

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

another one for the summer ad campaign
Your 2010 Oakland Athletics: We’re playing, um, decently.

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Athletics Nation: We’re A Big Fucking Bowl Of Okay

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or
Your 2010 Oakland Athletics: Baseball just isn’t viable in the East Bay… ladies and gentlemen, your designated hitter, Eric Patterson!

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Athletics Nation: Eric Patterson Is Really Showing Us Something

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well done sir
Athletics Nation: We Really Kept You In the Game Today

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Athletics Nation: Fuck It, Start Drinking

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hahahaha
Athletics Nation: I Quit Drugs for THIS?

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fuck, I think that one wins!

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Athletics Nation: Who Cares?

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Jun 20, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bold fix? Hopefully?

She lives by the wall, and waits by the door.
She walks in the sun, to me.

by danmerqury on Jun 20, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's wrong with the bold?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 20, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is actually true

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

for '70s night, they should just ditch the throwbacks

and play stark naked.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

With moustaches

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

8000 B.C. Throwbacks Night!

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by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there an Ug bobblehead?

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

but the bobbling portion isn’t the head.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer to sit here and post

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE DOES COLBY LEWIS GET OFF THROWING A 2 HIT CGSO?!?!

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

We had this guy once right?

Before he went to Japan.

He sucked for us?

by Trainman on Jun 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he take less money in Texas?

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by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Texas gave him more money

And Texas was the team that initially drafted him

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not just that.

He came up through the Texas farm system, got his MLB debut with Texas, and played parts of three seasons in the majors with Texas.

His time in Oakland was just a temporary stay.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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yep
Your 2010 Oakland Athletics: If We Give a Billion Dollars and a Pony, Would You Come Play for Us? I Didn’t Think So

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(nico would do it just for the pony)

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was the

PET GOAT?

Every man for himself...

by MMunoz33 on Jun 20, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nolan Ryan told him

not to come back to that dugout with any of that “excruciating elbow agony” stuff.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should try that with our guys.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking about all the outfielders we traded

who are launching bombs

Ethier’s numbers are inflated because of that league but then there’s Nelson Cruz. We could use that kind of pop could we not. Even though he’s on the DL with a hammy, he could probably hit the ball further standing on his head.

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that guy has a big boomstick, I heard

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cruz also didn't do anything with MIlwaukee and was traded to Texas and has really only had one good year (2009)

and now this year as well.

Might as well bitch because we didn’t keep Carlos Pena.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Cruz is a much better hitter by about 100 plus points.

by Trainman on Jun 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cruz was traded away in 2004. His first good year was in 2009.

Pena was traded away in 2002. His first good year was in 2007.

See what I mean?

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cruz was also good in 2008

He still has only 2+ years of service, so Texas will get 6.5 years out of him starting in 2008.

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by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He only played 31 games in 2008.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The larger point is that he could still be in Oakland and he'd be their

best player. Instead Ginter sucked.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

he could also still be in milwaukee and he'd be their best player.

I mean, really…

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, if I were a Brewer fan I'd be pissed.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure he was on waivers at one point

Every team could have had him. Milwaukee could have had him again.

by JetSam on Jun 20, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Correct.

We traded Cruz to Milwaukee before the 2005 season. Milwaukee traded Cruz to Texas at the trade deadline in the 2006 season (part of the Carlos Lee deal).

At the start of the 2008 season, Cruz did not make the team out of spring training. Since he was out of options, Texas had to DFA him, but he cleared waivers. Any team could have claimed him at that time.

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by iglew on Jun 20, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Ryan Ludwick

Don’t forget about him.

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakland Trib has more of Barton's quote

This actually doesn’t sound as dense as ‘who cares’….

“We don’t care about Texas, we don’t care about the (Los Angeles) Angels, we don’t care about the (Seattle) Mariners,” first baseman Daric Barton said. “All we can do is control our own team.”

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This actually makes sense.

Stupid context.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much, much better.

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by danmerqury on Jun 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes much more sense.

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by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow... that IS a lot better

Jane should have run the whole thing to begin with so we wouldn’t be on here ripping one of our best, smartest and most essential players [[[runs and hides]]]

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care if you think he's smart or not,

but he certainly is, at this point, one of our best and most essential players.

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by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can't hear you. He's hiding.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

[[[plays Nick Drake's entire catalog in headphones]]]

wha? did someone say something?

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was fun while it lasted though.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also includes some pearls of wisdom from Bobo

On Wainwright: “He has quite a few different ways to get guys out,” A’s manager Bob Geren said.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There really needs to be a Bob Geren caldender

a quote for each day of the month. “how to aspire to being average”

by JamesS on Jun 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

pure genius at work

Tomorrow’s quote today, from the EN Crystal Ball:

“Suppan is a crafty guy, he’s been around a long time and today showed why.”

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was Macha's bread and butter quote when a shitty pitcher dominated our lineup

“Sometimes you gotta tip your cap” or somethin?

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went bald tipping my cap game after game.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was

“Sometimes you gotta tip your cap and then run to the clubhouse cuz one of your pitchers just locked himself in a bathroom stall and he can’t get out.”

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is such thing as a black belt?

I thought it was just something 9 year olds said.

by JamesS on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no clue.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. throw pitches

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can they control their own team?

If they can, somebody’s gotta ask:

1) So this is how you choose to control it?; or

2) Why don’t you, then?

Unfortunately I’m under the impression that those who actually can control this team won’t, don’t, or don’t give a rat’s ass.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

see.

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by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you can control your own team, then WIN!!!

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAINE LEE IS TRYING TO MOVE THE A"S TO SAN JOSE!!!!!11

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly Jane Lee is held to the same standards the players are.

“You fucked up? Don’t worry, we’ll get them tomorrow…..or maybe the next day.”

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by OldhamA on Jun 20, 2010 5:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO.

THE MARLINS HANDED OUT VUVUZELAS?!?!?!?!

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF NO.

I already could barely handle the fact that my team handed out crappy backwards bath robes.

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by danmerqury on Jun 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently 23000 paid

15000 Vuvus handed out.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's gonna be a hot time in old town tonight.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey wait a minute

I went to my kid’s graduation is one of those bathrobes!!!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude you were wearing it backwards.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other kid looks like I'd look if I had to sit next to that all game.

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd Half Team!

Right? The A’s have been that way for quite a few years. Let the Rangers and Angels be hot now, who cares? It’s June! Talk to me in August and September! Nothings over until we decide it is! Tomorrow we win, and back home for a decent home stand. Just linger around until we get hot. Don’t give up, AN!

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by A'sfansince1970 on Jun 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the new found positive energy

But having said that….if we lose a home series to the Pirates….It may be time to throw in the towel.

by JamesS on Jun 19, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly guys, I was bummed, too

But this team is in much better shape than it was when it fell out of contention last year. We have at least 3 very quality starters we should be able to depend on (Gio, Cahill, Braden), the obligatory starter who “could throw a no-hitter any night when healthy” (Brett Andersen), and guys who can actually hit for a decent average (Barton, Rosales, Kouz, Sweeney, Zook). And definitely average-to-plus defense at the corner infield positions, shortstop, catcher and outfield.

Last year, NO ONE could hit, we were still stuck on the whole “Gio will be great eventually” train and Cahill was in AAA. Things looked bleak and we were dealing with a lot more maybes heading into the offseason.

If the power plan comes along as planned and either Carter or Taylor can hit some bombs in the big leagues next year, we’re one shrewd or expensive FA bat away from having a solid lineup next year.

The team is young, we’re not looking so bad. This year probably isn’t going to happen, but is this the kind of lineup you want to take into the postseason against the Yankees or Rays anyway?

Not all is lost, AN. We still have yet to see the Rangers play well in the scorching summer months this year, and the dreaded Slegna can’t run this hot with their ragtag band of overpaid vets forever.

And if we end up having to go to the old “maybe next year” again, just take solace in the fact that this time, next season is looking better than it has since 05.

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

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by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the positivity train tonight, huh

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by pam5981 on Jun 19, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just trying to keep the big picture mentality

Remember the polls on AN in spring training? Even we weren’t giving the A’s a realistic shot at the division. Everybody is upset because of the promise the team showed early, but if we’re being honest, we were all surprised at the early season success. Looking to next year is the most realistic outlook.

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, I didn't know Kool-Aid could taste so good!!! [[[drinks]]]

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY! KOOLAID!

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by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

riotous, Mikey

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, awesome.

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by danmerqury on Jun 19, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to agree, but I'm concerned

that Taylor and Cardenas have stalled so badly and that the minor league pitching is just not there. You know that not all of Braden, Anderson, Cahill, and Gio will be healthy, I don’t think Mazzaro’s very good and the dropoff to Ross (two pitches, poor control, bad mechanics) and…and…is steep. But…hope springs eternal…

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one saving grace could be all the $$ that comes off the books

If the A’s can land a real hitter and a decent pitcher — which is hoping for a lot — they could be in good shape.

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Crawford and Cliff Lee look pretty good.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who else is there?

Dunn, Berkman, Konerko, Derrek Lee, Jeter, Magglio and Werth seem the best of the remaining hitters. Not a great selection.

I say outbid the Yanks for Crawford.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were they, I'd sign Jeter, Lee and Crawford.

Why wouldn’t they?

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea. I haven't paid attention to their $$ situation.

They’ll have to go and buy the 2 best FA pitchers since they’re replacing Vazquez and Pettitte, so…

probably Lee and Brandon Webb or something.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their $$ situation is that they have more than they know what to do with

They could afford a $400 million payroll if they wanted to.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, yeah.

but I’m sure there is some arbitrary figure that they “have to” stick to.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it. I think they go as high as it makes sense before

the money is wasted. Crawford, Lee and Jeter aren’t likely to be a waste.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn't depend on if they win this year?

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - dannycakes

by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why? Their strategy is to be the World Series favorite

every year. That’s not going to change whether they win the WS this year or finish 3rd.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lee still boggles my mind

he was SENT TO THE MINORS like 3 years ago and all of a sudden became one of the best pitchers in baseball.

Honestly I could see the Yankees giving him ridiculous money and then him turning back into a pumpkin.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

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by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it more boggling than Dontrelle Willis

who went from highly-paid all-star to AA ball?

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Willis started off really good and fell apart.

Lee was like below average and then all of a sudden FUCKING ZOMG AWESOME.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Willis had funky mechanics.

Either the league has worked out his deceptive motion, or he simply can’t repeat the delivery that made him so effective. It happens.

Lee is a pod person.

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by OldhamA on Jun 20, 2010 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was injured

He’s always been very good when healthy.

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by Nico on Jun 19, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had 1 all star caliber year in his first 4 full seasons

then became superhuman in 08 and 09.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to outbid the Yanks for Crawford

would be like trying to get Elton John to perform at Rush Limabugh’s wedding.

Oh, wait…

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Rush related to Jose Limabugh?

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!

Where’s mikev so he can all caps yell at you, too

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to change my monicker to CansecoLimabugh

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU RANG?!

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

What FA wants to come to Oakland?

The A’s pretty much have to outbid everyone by like a lot.

The only reason Sheets came is cuz of the money.

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well they have lots of money to outbid everyone by a lot because no

one’s taken their money yet.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You only need 3 good starters, which the A's will have

They’re just gonna need to try to get some power. The one thing that’s been glaringly clear for years now is WE NEED POWER. Not nice to have, not a plus, A NEED. If the A’s had a 35 homer guy in the lineup, just one of em, I think they’d be well over .500 right now.

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least there might be

over 500 people in the stands at the Coliseum, at any rate.

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

{looks at schedule for give away days}

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by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know catering to casual fans is killing attendance

But I really don’t want 10,000 more people there if they’re going to be the same disinterested, pathetic, weakass fans that go see that “baseball” team that plays in San Francisco

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have business casual giveaways?

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody's hero - rush

voice of reason – calms the raging crowd.

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by ak_A on Jun 20, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. I've calmed down a bit.

One thing we have to keep in mind is that facing Carpenter, Wainwright, Lincecum, Zito, and Cain in the span of a week is going to make even the best teams look bad. I mean, aside from Jimenez and Halladay, those guys essentially make up the list of best starters in the NL. We’re not really as bad as we’ve appeared to be. Now, contention? I don’t know. But expect better than the crap we saw this week.

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by danmerqury on Jun 19, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

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by Future Ed on Jun 19, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want to look

but I wouldn’t be surprised if you hit Lurch Carpenter and girlie hips Wainwright harder than most ever other team. I can’t believe Rosales was the last hope though.

by JetSam on Jun 20, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting quote from Sheets from the Chronicle
“When you have a team that loses 90 games against a team that wins 90 or 100, chances are you’re going to lose a lot of games,” said Sheets, recalling his days as a Brewer.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Great mentality, winner!

Please cobble together some good starts so we can trade your lameass for a couple kids

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

so we're the Brewers now?

pardon me for breathing, but these quotes don’t sound like the musings of some confident, ready-to-kick-the-ass-of-the-Devil professional athletes today, do they?

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by emperor nobody on Jun 19, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

More fiery win-at-any-cost Sheets wisdom
“My win-loss record sucks,” said Sheets, who’s 2-7 on the season, 0-4 this month. “That’s just the way it is. There are guys with better won-loss records who have pitched worse than I have. You take a win or loss for what it is – 2-7 sucks anyway you draw it up.”

In other words, he’s not getting enough run support.

by coffee roaster on Jun 19, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's hard to argue with that.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. that's just being honest.

he’s had some good starts and he’s had some awful ones. He’s probably not deserved to be 2-7, but oh well.

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by mikev on Jun 19, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats how it is

Phil Hughes is like 10-1 with a 3.11 era…Greinke is like 2-10 with a 3.94 era………its a capitalist sport.

by JamesS on Jun 19, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must have read it wrong. This is what I see

"My win-loss record I sucks," said Sheets, who’s 2-7 on the season, 0-4 this month. "That’s just the way it is. There are guys who are with better won-loss records who have pitched worse better than I have. You take a win or loss for what it is – 2-7 sucks anyway you draw it up."

by darooster on Jun 19, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares

Sheets is making $10 million. $10 million!!!

While Crisp is making $5 million in AAA

/sigh

by TBRMKane on Jun 19, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow. Fuck off then, Ben. Hand the money back on your way out.

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by OldhamA on Jun 20, 2010 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The future, as in a couple years from now, looks failry bright in a few scenarios. C Suzuki/Stassi, 1B Barton/Carter/Thompson, 2B Weeks/Cardeans, SS Green/Pennington, 3B Cabrera/Lewis/Parker, LF Sweeney/Carter/Choice, CF Choice/Davis/Shipman, RF Taylor/Sweeney, DH Carter/Thompson, Rotation: Anderson, Cahill, Braden, Gonzalez, Mazzaro/Iona/Simmons. That looks like a pretty promising future to me. I expect the lineup in 2 or 3 years to be a heck of a lot better than it is now, and I expect the rotation to be top notch.

by duballers23 on Jun 19, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Simmons?

It is way to early to know if those players will turn out. Weeks already looks like an injury prone bust.

by JamesS on Jun 19, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not seeing any perennial all-stars on that list

I guess Carter could be good if everything breaks right.

That sounds like some sort of sexual metaphor. - iglew

by WaddellCanseco on Jun 19, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

More bullshit, and I'm sick of bullshit

Just got home from seeing the Joan Rivers documentary, which is surprisingly good - and find that I missed nothing.

Bob Geren about tonight’s game in the Chron: “But if you look at our overall play, we’re playing well, and our overall lineup is stronger than in April and May, and with the addition of Conor (Jackson) – and we’ll get Coco (Crisp) back soon – our offense is actually better. It will reflect.”

For god’s sake, Billy, get rid of the guy. The team’s in freefall and your manager is spouting platitudes.

by richwol1 on Jun 19, 2010 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

"For god’s sake, Billy, get rid of the guy"

See you made the fatal mistake of assuming Beane actually runs and cares about the A’s.

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Jun 20, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

why, of course he cares

he was seen throwing the remore at the TV set today in mortal disgust, when Klose got red-carded off the pitch and Germany got beat a man down Rosales struck out with the go-ahead runs on base and the A’s lost!

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by emperor nobody on Jun 20, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

throwing the remote

and another semi-clever post gets ruined by bad typing [[[sigh]]]

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by emperor nobody on Jun 20, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Curse your fat fingers? Or Drunken ones?

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Jun 20, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

So fuck you guys.

I leave you to cross the country and you turn in a 1-7 road trip on me? What the hell kind of stewards are you?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 20, 2010 1:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Where are you, Bro?

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by iglew on Jun 20, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

This thread is crazy.

Reading all the rants, you’d think we’re the freaking Orioles. In spite of the horrible slump, we’re still only 4 games under 500. Of the 13 games we’ve lost this month, eight of them were lost by only 1 or 2 runs. It’s not like we’re a horrible godawful team. We’re a slightly below average team currently in a slump.

Just take your Motrin and go to bed. In a day or two you’ll be feel better and won’t react to every little thing like it’s the end of the world.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Jun 20, 2010 2:00 AM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

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by Future Ed on Jun 20, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!

At last, permission to stop smashing my face into the wall until I am bleeding!!! [[[hugs iglew in gratitude]]

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by emperor nobody on Jun 20, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny you should say that

They’ve been the Orioles this month, at least in terms of W/L.

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by Flashfire on Jun 20, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Cubs game put us over the edge

Only beating Carpenter and/or Wainwright could ease the pain and that didn’t happen.

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by Nico on Jun 20, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

May Day! May Day! Abandon Ship!

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 20, 2010 4:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Let's ruin a bunch of St. Louis Fathers Days

Go A’s

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by Kelly on Jun 20, 2010 6:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Yay again!

AND Sheets looked much better this start! GO A’S!

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by A'sfansince1970 on Jun 20, 2010 7:52 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

OKAY WHO SCREWED UP THE BOLD FONT?

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by mikev on Jun 20, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

MMunoz.

And I just fixed it.

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by danmerqury on Jun 20, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

how would a user mess it up?

I blame sirbed

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by Future Ed on Jun 20, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure, but a bunch of unclosed bold tags kept appearing after his post.

I replied and closed it. Got the idea from iglew, actually.

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by danmerqury on Jun 20, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Athletics Nation: We’ll Fix Your Goddamn Bold Tag

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by mikev on Jun 20, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

sorry for any errors…

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by MMunoz33 on Jun 20, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

why did you write that

now the terrorist know how to ruin the blogs.

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by Future Ed on Jun 20, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay --- my take this morning....

People are talking about blowing up the team and trading players. That’s ridiculous. With the single exceptions of Patterson, who’ll disappear the moment Coco Crisp is healthy, and Jack Cust - who should be replaced by someone who hits home runs with some regularity, whether it be Chris Carter or someone else’s salary dump - the position players are fine. The pitchers are slumping - and I wish the team would act and send down Tyson Ross and bring up Henry Rodriguez…but right now that’s about all they can do.

The REAL problem, I think, is Bob Geren. Usually when a team slumps, because you can’t fire the team, you fire the manager. In this case, you have a team that needs motivation, that needs a smart person pulling the strings, you need someone who’ll watch the players backs, play the hot hand. It’s true that Billy Martin blew out an entire pitching staff because he wanted to win so much. I’m not asking for that. But Geren seems more intent on making sure that little Johnny gets his lollipop than making sure that the team wins. That’s okay when your team is just up from AAA - but this team isn’t. This is the fourth year of the so-called rebuild. Get rid of this guy. Again, I’ll say it: get rid of this guy.

by richwol1 on Jun 20, 2010 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm starting to think Sweeney is a problem too.

His defence in RF is exceptional, but he doesn’t hit for any power and he doesn’t steal bases. For a team bereft of power you can’t have a singles hitter in RF when you already have on at 1B.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 20, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

More generally, it doesn't matter where you get power

but you have to get it somewhere. For LF, CF, RF, and 1B to combine for a projected 20-25 HRs combined just doesn’t work.

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by Nico on Jun 20, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been pretty neutral on Geren,

and not part of the “FIRE GEREN NOW” crowd. But I’d be on board for a firing.

Billy could say, “Yeah, I know, it’s not your fault. But that’s just the business, and it’ll be a good kick to get the team out of the slump to make the change now. Nothing personal, Bro.”

Put Tony DeFrancesco in as interim manager, since he already knows most of the players from Sacramento, then have a real manager search after the season, with Tony as one candidate.

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by iglew on Jun 20, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think a big part of the problem is the my "Johnny and the lollipop" analogy

If you look at all Geren’s moves over the past four years, they’re all about making sure the players get their pats on the back, that players get their time in the sun, that each player (like kindergarten children) know their roles. He’ll bench a player going 3-4 because another player might feel excluded.

You wonder how a veteran like Ellis feels, or a bulldog like Braden, to know that your manager’s prime goal is not to win.

by richwol1 on Jun 20, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ellis needs the rest and Braden needs to be saved from himself.

I’ve no issues with rotating the position players so nobody stagnates, but he does it at the wrong times I think.

It’s the handling of the bull pen that really irritates me.

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

by OldhamA on Jun 20, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

GAME THREAD IS UP

And it’s a happy one!

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by Nico on Jun 20, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

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