Chris Townsend and You.
A self-help guide. From me to AN.
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Freedom!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
DMOAS!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
is this guy like
a Hasidim or what?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
I'm so addicted to this show.
Help me.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
ME TOO!
Isn’t it awesome? It’s almost better than the game…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m addicted to a few teenage soap operas. I don’t want help.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 7, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The first sign to recovery is to realize it's not a problem.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Um, sirbed, you can't snort crack.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
sure you can.
anything is possible, don’t inhibit him.
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it's rocked up.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on the crack.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Coco Crisp cleared for baseball activities
Wooo bring on the division crown!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
Three months ago, I would have approved of keeping Coco out of the lineup.
Now? Well, adding Coco means subtracting Patterson. Bring the mother on.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
this is true
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The division crown for our weak division

Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on May 7, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He was in the dugout tonight....but if you watched the game I'm sure you saw him.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Carlos Gonzalez just got a base hit.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 7, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
He was just thrown out by Russell Martin.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 7, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If and when we get Suzuki and Crisp and Ellis back...
plus Anderson and Duke….
We’ve got a good team!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
i think the pitchers have missed zooks
and his bat was starting to heat up before he got hurt.
ellis is the magical unicorn. i miss him. :(
Well, Zooks will be back within the week.
Ellis, it sounds like, might be a bit longer. Rosales is doing well out there though.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
yup, i like adam
we need to keep him in the lineup somewhere.
Roomy!
so I’m watching Sherlock HOlmes.
Fill me in on the good stuff from CT
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It's a decent movie.
Enjoyed it.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Rachel McAdams is hot as Adler
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
[nods]
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Dan, you're secretly Don, aren't you?
You’re just a letter away.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit!
Don’t tell anybody.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
you can subtract the words "as Adler"
and the statement would be soooo true
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on May 7, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Gaudin is not awful...
He’s actually pretty damn good.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
He's no Bailey, of course.
But a sub-3 FIP is remarkable, small sample size or not.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I like him.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
you just like his facial hair
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
[guilty]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me clarify--
as a fourth option in a bullpen, you could do a hell of a lot worse.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Fired up? Looking for a good time? Call CT!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
I swear it ain’t me.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 7, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Your voice is huskier than I imagined.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
you need to call tonight.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy is mixing up a whole lot more than that.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Haha, sorry guys!
My recap was supposed to be both, I just didn’t say that.
Next time I’ll open a CT thread and then a recap on the front page and then link them. :-)
"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez
No worries, BBG.
Our CT antics aren’t meant for the front page anyway, believe me.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Nico didn't want us there.
He kicked us out.
We’re riff raff.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Your Mom warned you about us.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
No. She didn't.
In fact I don’t think my parents ever warned me about any of that weird shit. Very hands off. Weird that I wound up sheltering myself.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Broxton blows Giambi away
Dodgers win!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
Completely off topic:
Anyone watch Community? Yesterday’s episode was one of the best episodes of comedy I’ve seen in probably ten years.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I don't think there's such a thing as OT in a CT thread...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're gonna dance naked in the CT thread, at least have the common decency to call first.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
So who's calling tonight?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
I’m watching College Football Live on ESPN2.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 7, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I would
I just don’t have anything interesting to say
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on May 7, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
you can always talk about how you don't understand the need for "roomy"
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, Dave Duncan's on my television.
He got old.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Even though the A's didn't win
I did get two people to give serious responses to my power play posts about hockey….that makes me very happy.
sorry i bl\ew that for you, btw
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
And Bloom manages to consistently get 2-3 serious posts about his need for custom-fitted plastic and plastic accessories.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
my son got drunk with CT in New Orleans
a couple of years ago. they were there for the sabercats arena bowl game.
Yea. I still don't understand why they didn't jump in on the AF1/new AFL.
by LoneStranger on May 7, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Because San Jose just isn't a viable town for a professional sports team.
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I love you again.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, san jose was one of the profitable teams in the AFL.
the league folded because other teams weren’t making money.
i think sabercats fans would have jumped on the bandwagon for the new league if they based a team in san jose. it wouldn’t have been the same, but. i think it could have worked.
me either. but the local bay area team is playing at the cow palace now.
i have no idea how many fans they’re drawing.
Yea, but the San Jose Wolves are 6-1.
I assume they play in the Cow Palace because the Sabercats still have a contract with the SJ Arena.
by LoneStranger on May 7, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you mean the San Jose Wolffs?
Ask me about my squirrel.
He sounds like he'd be fun
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hearing these Michael Savage clips is laughable
The station playing River Cats games also has Savage on it. Seemed every break between innings the other night coming back from Stockton had a Savage commercial.
Last of the Ninth - Photography
It's even worse than the Poizner-bashing Meg Whitman commercials.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Greatest caller ever.
“Hi.”
…
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
lol!'
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Just a thought
But since we’re hiding these threads and, quite frankly, they’re off-topic weirdness to begin with, maybe they should become AN’s “semi-official” CGV-free zone.
Ask me about my squirrel.
No fucking way.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
[posts porn]
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
you forgot to block out my and OAH's faces
bastard
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh crap.
Sorry dude.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I didn't know you were into strap ons and being dominated.
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Gaijin_Suketto stumbles into their "special room" ONE TIME, and now look.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
OAH's idea
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
don't you remember
or too many midori sours?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Midori is pretty good.
Yeah, it’s a girly drink, shut up.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Not exactly my first choice or anything
but they’re not bad.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
girlie boy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
manly girl
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Roy Rogers' too?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
[begins cock fighting]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
"Cock fighting" refers to roosters, Bloom.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
oh.
[zip]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
srsly.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I mean, given the naturally off-topic nature, these threads tend to naturally fall into a “slightly relaxed CGV” rule state, but a full-out CGV-free zone is probably a bad idea.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
but why?
[mixes illegally purchased pharmaceuticals and non-licensed alcohol]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-BANNED!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Probably pointless to late-post in this thread,
but what would be the point of having a CGV free zone in the CT thread?
Nobody here’s gonna flag anything anyway,
and trolls probably aren’t smart enough to find the damn thread in the first place!
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 8, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw the CGV update notice and i was afraid there was gonna be some NO CT Thread rule!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
This whole thread is a sting operation.
Bloom, think we have enough for the judge?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
not at all!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this guy one of us?
He’s pretty good caller.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Jesse is a friend.
You know, he’s always been a good friend of mine.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
But lately something's changed
it ain’t hard ot define.
Jesse’s got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how we automatically assume that any intelligent callers are ours.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Heh.
It does.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
One of the reasons I love AN
is that we’ve got more than one side represented for any particular issue. It helps me make an educated decision for which side I want be on.
by LoneStranger on May 7, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
More importantly, we've got intelligent people representing both sides of an issue.
That’s huge.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
someone has to play the part of the debris.
by LoneStranger on May 7, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
and sometimes hugely frustrating.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
and sometimes hugely frustrating.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
twice as frustrating,
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I get extra excited in the CT threads.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Don’t look at your seat back.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I'm...engorged.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
With mirth.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Cut to the chase....we are just more intelligent, period....than any other group if people.....even MENSA!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Does MENSA have an elite task force of military-grade squirrels?
I thought not.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
not even close.
In fact, WE’RE surveying THEM!
But, to be fair, there really are only a few commanders of the squirrel army and even some detractors within the AN ranks…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's be honest
The squirrel army is remarkably sloppy. Except for the Seven.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Without doubt.
They couldn’t even really break into the nut bank.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Heh
Remember that one time when the entire platoon tried to hold one up?
Ask me about my squirrel.
thought those masks were really going to help them not be identified.
Like the teller’s not gonna be able to ID 2500 squirrels. C’mon.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Well worse than that
They did it in full uniform with their name plates on. Half of them had photo ID badges clipped on too.
Ask me about my squirrel.
not very smart, those squirrels.
I dunno why we even keep them around, really, other than to keep the seven happy.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
They're good for a good laugh too
Hard not to love the little guys and gals. They make for great stories.
Ask me about my squirrel.
they do, and they're wonderful companions.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
How would you ever prove one team is trying to win and another isn't??
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
just turned in a paper! huzzah!
I think I might have written the entire thing with the A’s game on in the background (except when mlb.tv was being stupid, which was for like 3 innings). Hopefully I didn’t stick in a “I love Gio!” anywhere in the paper, because that might be awkward…
Awesome.
I love when papers just kinda fall together like that.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
it's kind of a mess,
but the prof is very kind when it comes to grading, so I’m hoping that works in my favor.
Plus, I don’t really care anymore. I think I’m becoming a zombie…
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It kinda gets like that.
Hang in there. It’s finite. Remember that.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, it's the rough time of the semester,
when everyone (or at least me) gets disillusioned. But then I still get excited about reading lists for other classes, so I guess I’m not completely jaded… yet.
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh, been there.
That “ah, screw it” attitude. It’s a nice feeling, actually.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
what kind of a paper was it?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
literary theory
I’m a grad student in English literature. We do a lot of reading and writing.
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
luckily, you can kinda verbally wander there...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
oh man
Glad you like that stuff. I’d shoot myself having to write that paper.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
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by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I wuv it too.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not so bad...
most of the time, anyways…
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
How do we know that Geren has the personality of a rock?
Seriously?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
It's the persimmon.
It gets in the way of talking.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Macha kinda reminded you of an alzheimer patient.
Geren seems dead to me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
at least he had a personality
howe (who i liked), macha and geren seem devoid of personalities.
He always looks like he has a persimmon in his mouth.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Hey man, you know what builds chemistry?
Winning.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
AHAHA. Townsend.
Love.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
He whipped out the mocking voice, too.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
LAYING THE SMACK DOWN.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I just read the results.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 7, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I still have to watch NXT and Superstars.
I usually watch them on YouTube while at work so I can watch the A’s when I get home.
by LoneStranger on May 7, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
First impressions
CT knows his shit and he definitely likes the A’s.
I’m on board.
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
Welcome.
Wait til he gets fired up about something.
Or breaks out the Giants hate. He DESPISES the Giants.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not really a sabermetrics guy,
but for everything else, he definitely knows his stuff and is willing to fight about it. And he almost always wins.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
The man with the button usually does win.
by LoneStranger on May 7, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
But CT’s shown a very surprisingly willingness to let people speak their mind, idiot or genius. DFA got, like, 15 minutes.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
It might depend on how many flashing lights he has on the board.
by LoneStranger on May 7, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Bingo.
I called him the other night because he came back after his first commercial and didn’t have a caller yet.
However, I tried to call Wednesday afternoon and just could not get through for the life of me.
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 8, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions
he calls it cyber-metrics....like you have to be connected to the internet to get it!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
is he getting Padres confused with the Dodgers?
McCourt divorce
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Maybe he’s referencing something else. He’s a hometown Padres fan, I’ll trust him.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
He's a Padres fan. He'd know.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a Padres fan. He'd know.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, he'd know twice.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
This caller sounds a lot like Gio, actually.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Does anyone honestly think that Duke will start on the 15th?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
I bet he does....
…and then comes out in the 3rd due to a strained whateveritis.
by LoneStranger on May 7, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
this.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He feels "100%".
Bull.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
fat fucking chance he starts in May if you ask me
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds about right. June, maybe. Hopefully.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I wonder if duke even thinks he is truly 100%
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to see Buck get one more chance to have a stretch where he's healthy and he plays
and then it’s time for him to put up or go away.
you should call him RIGHT NOW to find out.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
nope expilicitly no
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
what was our count tonight?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Somewhere in the 1600s.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
1827
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
woot!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooh, way off.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I severely undershot my own GOG question
It’ll be like 6200 at this rate
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I had 5750.
I thought it was hilarious that everyone had 1500, 1600. That’s one day.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
will be slower tomorrow.
Slow on Saturdays….plus Sunday is Mother’s Day. Numbers probably down both day.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
me too....maybe the thread tomorrow won't have so many. I was gonna go 6000ish but thought that was too too much
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I think probably around 5000's right
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
No, god no.
Otherwise the guy who guessed 10,000 would be right.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
they're in Arlington, huh?
Rich pitching?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm, I don't know.
let me check… nope, looks like it’ll be Matt Harrison, whoever that is. Rich is pitching tomorrow.
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
bummer,
totally gonna miss him there, huh?
Is it like 2 hours there?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
he'll probably pitch on Thursday,
because the Rangers have an off-day on Monday too.
…and is what like 2 hours where?
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
from Baylor to Arlington.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
oh. yep, about that far... a little less, because I drive fast...
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
who we pitching Wed?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
it doesn't say, but I think it will be Gio,
since we’re doing that weird 4-man rotation thing. I really hope it is Gio. Because I ♥ him, in case anyone didn’t know.
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
you?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I know...well, enjoy!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
A's fan in Arlington?
AWESOME.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
playing Braden. LOVE.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
Oh, of course.
The stuff about how “everybody who puts on a ML uniform gets the right to compete against the best” was pitch perfect.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
You know what sucks about that Braden thing?
ESPN and everyone is only reporting that Braden is looking for a fight. The rest of the awesome spiel? No mention.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
meh. Screw ESPN.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, WTF is this shit?
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=5170739
http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/184152-a-rod-revenge-on-pitchers-mind
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
is this the interview with Urban?
I felt like Urban was prompting him to say stuff like that, to get him say that he wants a fight, etc. And I know Dallas can handle himself and he wouldn’t say anything he didn’t really mean, but you do really need to hear both sides of the interview to get a feel for what went on in that conversation.
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
it was Byg Uyrb.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Even though he shouldn't do it
I would love to see Braden drill ARod in his 1st AB next time
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
yeah that's why I don't want him to do it
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
CT's got a point here
Yeah, Braden carried it on with the further comments, but Urban’s the one who dragged it up again when it was done with.
Last of the Ninth - Photography
I can't disagree.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
CT: "Bay Area TV people"
hahahahah
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
gee, who's that mean, CT?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
End of August.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
But they come here earlier.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
no way
the baseball is going to descend on Coli that day
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
baseball media
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
don't forget his earring.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
or sirbed's nipple rings.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The little bell on it is so kinky.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
salty tugs
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
see below.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
It’s not when Mr. Peanuts busts an almond with his boyfriend?
Ask me about my squirrel.
so you're saying Mr. Peanut's gay, then?
Interesting…
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
My cat's been reading my man-notes again?
Ask me about my squirrel.
good point.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget the monacle
Ask me about my squirrel.
okay, the monacle's gay.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
A monocle doesn't make you gay.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
huh. gp.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, didn't mean to imply
Just that he looked stylishly hot in it.
Ask me about my squirrel.
The most popular buccaneer roaming the seven seas!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on May 7, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I get that a lot.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Strange for someone woh doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs.
But I really am kind of a bad influence.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
They won't have me.
I inspire them in others.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm buck naked.
I never wear clothes for CT.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
with the hair and everything.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
On his head?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
um, yup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
He never specified which head
So you’re still good to go.
Ask me about my squirrel.
...are you?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
what jammies
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I know.
Psssh. Sleep.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
don't start with me, young man.
sleep-deprived ws40 is not as friendly as a well-rested ws40.
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, ma’am.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 7, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
But a CT-deprived ws40 isn't as awesome as a CT'd ws40.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
definitely.
That goes for everyone.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually have yet to listen to CT,
so we cannot say for sure which version of me would be more awesome…
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
CT'd ws would definitely be better.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
this is feeling an awful lot like a backhanded compliment of sorts
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
nope.
I’m with Don. I love shoes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Wha?!
You must. He’s pretty great.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
next week. I will listen to him next week.
one more paper…
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna hold you to that.
After your paper.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
It will happen.
and now I am heading out. Enjoy your CT slumber party, crazies!
by whiteshoes40 on May 7, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
God, we are crazy, aren't we?
And you’re joining us next week.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Okay, we should have signed Vlad instead of Crisp this winter
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
we'll see.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
we'll see?
At this rate, Vlad will hit 33 bombs and OPS .875
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
And at this rate, Starlin Castro will...hit a lot.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
It's early May.
Guy’s back is shredded beef. We’ve yet to see Coco.
We’ll see.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Shredded Vlad back.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
cocoa puffs?
I’m coocoo for cocoa puffs.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh.
Then Eric Chavez’s back is refried beans.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
at the end of the year
I’m wiling to bet Vlad has a higher WAR than either Cust or Coco.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
What if he's hurt for two or thre months?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
then he's no worse than Coco
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
quite possible, yes.
Especially if Cust keeps rotting away in Sac.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
and we couldn't have sent Vlad down
And probably Patterson would be there too. Oh well. (takes a swig)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh.
Yeah.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
apparently Cust spells Buck this season.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
can we make the leap from c u s t to b u c k?
cust
bust
dust
duct
duck
buck
BINGO!!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
what was that game show?
Chain Connection? Reaction?
Chain Reaction.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
not sure....i was thinking of the puzzles in the paper
I actually was surprised i could even do it!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Can't you just go from cust to dust
and skip over bust?
(There’s a joke somewhere in there.)
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
actually you could....but now that you mention it I think bust is essential to the chain....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
he was
But given $5.5M and our offensive suck, Vlad was the better option
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
In division, we've lost one series and won four series?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
to be fair chris
i wouldn’t sleep at night if I had to sleep on $10M in cash.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
how many pillows would you need to fit $10M in them?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
[waves]
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
G_S said he never really passed. iglew said he did.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
beer goggles.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I just had my first Vanilla Coke Zero.
It was awesome.
by LoneStranger on May 7, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
that might be good...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm....that does sound good
and when I drink it that will be the reason I went inside with that special gal
stay away from my special lady friend!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
yes.
there were two in particular, one from each season. neither won.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I had the hots for a girl who turned out to be a lesbian
or at least that’s what she claimed…she was smokin’ hot.
that was a great movie.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I know one of those!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 7, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
An awesome movie.
I once stayed up late one night trying to piece together a soundtrack.
by LoneStranger on May 7, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll get my stilletos.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
pictures or it didn't happen
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
And then we can talk about boys!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I knew no one wanted to sell me a car warranty at 11:25 PM
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
(goes and checks)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello?
yes, my refrigerator’s running. What’s that? How big’s my wiener?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
can I soak your bra in water and freeze it?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I did it while drinking.
AND one time….while a nice young lady visited me form out of town…we weree in the motel room and I was REALLY drunk on gin….I woke up in the middle of the night, stood up, turned around and ped all over all her things.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, right?
people ask me why I don’t drink anymore….this story makes the top ten.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
my drinking stories are the stuff of legend
those Shirley Temples will make you do some crazy stuff.
I'm sure.
Bowling. Barnes & Nobles. Your taxes.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
My wedding featured an intolerable
string of people telling “Ed peeing in public” stories. I stood next to my mom and told her they weren’t true. I was lying.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
oh man, I wish your wedding was on youtube
I would totally watch that
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
they've got sites for that kind of thing, cup.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
drunk peeing stories are rarely good.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Stories or it didn't happen.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Other nine or it didn't happen.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Well ,the best was jail for showing the cops my junk.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
they failed to be impressed by length or girth and decided jail was the proper home for me that weekend.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They probably did.
I was blacked out at the time.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I am sure they did
Most correctional guys have really good sense of humor. Except when the inmates are gasing them
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
What happens when that happens?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 7, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
An afternoon gathering, for Bloom.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I ain't washing the sheets again, Ed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
always.
It’s essential AN After Dark, with your host, Chris Townsend.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
(don't tell bloom)
I am not listening and watching bad TV
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
it's okay. You're still welcome.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
is that like our fifth compilation album
after we’re all over the hill? The Essential AN After Dark
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
AN AD: Greatest Hits
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
AN After Dark: After Darker
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Remember the After Dark screen savers?
Some of those were great.
by LoneStranger on May 7, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I do, actually.
It was all about the flying toasters.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
[puts knife away]
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I downloaded a program that let me play the space game
Lunatic Fringe the other day. I wasted a whole night playing it. Ah, good times.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
According to Kate Longworth, Coco Crisp swung a bat today and had a mitt on the left hand.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 7, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions
That sounds like a bad way of swinging the bat.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Ha, I guess I really worded that incorrectly.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 7, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
this is recorded right?
I think CT went out for beer
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
it's pregame interview.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
It was just nice to listen to him talk about it again with someone else.
Last of the Ninth - Photography
Booooo.
He didn’t read my email.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Plus, he promised.
He replied back on Wednesday and said he’s read it on Friday and “give AN some love”.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I know!
Boo.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
He doesn't love us any more.
Maybe he read the site while he was on break and decided we were psycho.
What was front page?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm.
BBG’s CBS sponsored post.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Whosa whasa?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The fantasy baseball one.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
did I totally misso ur first sponsored post?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
She did one earlier.
Just a fantasy baseball thing. It’s not like it was anything out of the ordinary like Comcast or Tap Plastics.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
but it was CBS Sports?
When was it?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Just two days ago.
And she had done one way earlier to set up a CBSSports.com premium fantasy baseball league.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I remember the earlier one.
Apparently I missed the new one. Wow. Mr. Observant.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
(i had to check)
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
My front page post next week is paid for by Meg Whitman for Governor, 2010.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
did you know that California has 5 times as many welfare cases than New york?
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
And Steve Poizner was behind the wheel!
[crash sounds]
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
[slide whistle]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I've sent him two emails and he didn;t reply to either.....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
he doesn't reply to about half those
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I send him, either.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
um, it usually lasts longer.
i… dunno what to say.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
this never happened to me befoore.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe we need to watch some porn
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
night, deb!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
night deb!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I said "we"
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay, local Rays station reshowing tough A's loss at home.
Whee.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
sigh
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It's over. What do we do now?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
I'll stick with endless reruns of Quickpitch
And TiVo’ed episodes of TNG
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm lost when CT ends early.
[wanders in circles]
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
[in fetal position in corner, rocking back and forth, looking dangerously close to crying]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
woot!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
No, and we don't want you to play for our team anyhow.
This is the 40’s. you’re an American. NO WAY IN HELL you know how to play soccer.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, wait, wrong movie. Never mind.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't changed into my onesie yet.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
is it footed?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, duh.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
pics or it didn't happen
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, we kind of mill about and talk til we all slide out the door one by one.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You love life.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but I'm going to get my ass handed to me
might not break 85 but I’ve drank so much diet coke I’m all hyped up
Richard Pryor secretary of fine arts.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you sure I didn't beat you up in middle school?
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 8, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Erm.. my whole family is golfers, my dad is a 2.8, uncle is a 7, but I'm horrible.
Mostly I don’t play enough.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
yep golf is a game you have to work at
sounds like your Dad is pretty damn good. I’ve gotten down to a 4 but that’s it.
he's the type to go hit a bucket on his lunch break
I’d say he’s out hitting sticks at least 4 days a week.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
I just got home...missed the CT show! What was the talk??
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
kinda sucked.
You go to the game?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
fireworks any good or have they started skimping on those, too?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd laugh if it was one solitary firework to go with the theme.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
and not a good one, either.
Like Buan running around the infield with a sparkler.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
...and running from a guard with a taser.
by LoneStranger on May 8, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
No! But…I work for the A’s! No NONO! ARGH!!!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Guys! I swear! I'm an A's employee! AHH!
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
that made milk come out my nose
and I am not drinking milk
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
It made me laugh pretty much too.
I’m a dork sometimes. Sometimes the things I write crack me the fuck up. I don’t think you’re supposed ot laugh at your own stuff.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Arrogant son of a bitch.
I never laugh at your jokes.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
bastard.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Heh.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
bullshit
my favorite jokes are ones that only I get
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
My favorite jokes are the ones I don't even tell.
Ask me about my squirrel.
haha.....
I was at one fireworks game where there was a seat that caught on fire….
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Oh wow.
Don’t they launch them a little ways away?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
they set them off from behind Mt Davis somewhere....they close the BART ramp and clear 3 sections of seats on either side of the bleachers
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I was at one fireworks game
but I was with a big group of people and I couldn’t convince them to all move over to the field. We had pretty great seats for the show anyway, behind the plate on the second deck.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I like those seats quite a bit.
Field level is always great, but it’s a great perspective behind home plate, and not bad price-wise on the second deck.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I was wacchampions AND gigglingone at the game tonight.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
you were?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, did y'all have fun?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh!
I get it now. How were they?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I just ran into gigs and wacchampion came over to say hi from where he was sitting.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I enjoyed them....some pretty new ones - new colors....
all to one-hit wonders
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
that actually sounds nice.
They said somewhere in the 18-19K….look right?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
That's always good.
A little lame that we have to rely on gimmicks like fireworks and bobbleheads, but whatever works, I suppose.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
remember when 18K was a BAD night?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Sigh.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
oh, I think I love you.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I threw on some Mingus.
This is so awesome.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I've created better.
Ask me about my squirrel.
you make these?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
"Borrowed" about 20 samplings from the internet and mixed them up.
Lots of thunder and wind. Sometimes I listen to it at work. Serene. I’m sending you a copy.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I want a gong.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I'm beyond sure if G_S doesn't have one, he has access to one.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
One of my friends had an asian middle school band teacher.
You wouldn’t believe how funny gong entrances are.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I think I'd enjoy it for my home or place of business...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I want a spittoon
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
why?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Bastard
50 megs and a 25 meg limit
Ask me about my squirrel.
Host it somewhere.
Mediafire or something.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
that worked!
Thanks!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
yousendit
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
ooooh.
Thank you! I’ll use it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
can you imagine all of us bunking it in a real cabin?
Insanity
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
we can store the shaving cream and water balloons up there
ssshhhhhhh!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
that'd be fun!
We should!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i'd be sleeping with both eyes open around all y'all
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Smart.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
one time at summer camp we awoke to drawings all over us
pictures, words, the older girls snuck in at night and drew on us
how did you girls not wake up?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
by cuppingmaster on May 7, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
how did you know that it was girls?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Was it anything naughty?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Heh.
So no.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
QOTM!!!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got to tell Don that they read his email!
Anyone got a good memory and can describe it better than me?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
coffee?
sounds good.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you've got 8-ish hours left before bed.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Oh man, did everyone see the replay with Jerry Hairston
nailing Eckstein in the ass with the relay throw???
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
but it's got its moments...
yeah, I think I’d go with early Terry Gilliam.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 7, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
haven't seen it in a while
I think i have it on video cassette at my parents house.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
my brother worked HARD all summer for a CD player,
a VCR and a set of speakers. Summer of 1982? 83?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
My first CD's I got in 1987
all my friends were jealous…..Invisible Touch by Genesis and Fore by Huey Lewis & the News
My brother had a CD player before I knew anyone else had one.
Like a couple years before. We had to go to special places to find them. They didn’t sell them in music shops.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I had hundreds of tapes...sold those for pennies on the dollar
in fact i think there are some albums I’ve bought tapes and then 3 different CD versions of.
now they're switching formats again...
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
At least now digital mp3s will never go outdated.
At the very least, you could convert them to whatever new format comes out in ten years.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
..

"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
by Future Ed on May 8, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, I listened to them!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
nothing to do but stare at the walls
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
We had a mayor at the time named Joe something
who had been to Vietnam and was a little touched, so…hang with me Joe hang with me joe you don’t have to be alone joe
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
What last year I bought all the Genesis box sets
that’s like the 4th time I’ve bought some of those CD’s
Yeah, wow, that's about as 80's as it gets.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Nope, still here.
(And still raining.)
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
You bought those when you were TEN?
That’s old man rock, right there, I tells ya.
Were you born forty?
"We support your economy. We make your food and tend your fields. All we want are the same rights and responsiblities as you. Please... Vote YES on Proposition 801- Equal rights for sock puppets!"
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 8, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
we had beta
but transitioned to VHS without much problem.
But when cable came to my town when I was 11, they sent a salesperson out to try to get us to sign up. My dad quickly said yes, but when the guy tried to sell my dad a remote for a dollar a month, he said, and I quote “No thanks, we have eddie.”
It was my job from the to about 17 to get up and change channels.
"The ego, the super-ego, and the Ed" - danmerqury
I think I would've ponied up the dollar myself, Ed
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
huh. gp.
and with that poprocks sugar high, you didn’t mind getting up.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
The second one had too much emphasis on comedy.
And is rated PG instead of PG13. It is still a good movie, but no, not as good as the first.
by LoneStranger on May 8, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
not anywhere close.
But, to be fair, the first one’s frickin’ awesome. I own it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I had no idea there was such a thing!
Now I want it!
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I have about 30 DVD's but I never watch them
I hate to think how many CD’s I have….there in 4 huge boxes as i put all the music I like on my laptop
it hardly seems worth the trouble
some CD’s I have like 4 versions of as there have been new better sounding models or CD’s in box sets
It's not a big deal really.
Just a fancy cardboard and plastic jewel case that holds one double-sided DVD. ‘The Franchise Collection’
by LoneStranger on May 8, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm out guys
We’ll get ’em tomorrow. Maybe.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Athletics Nation - WE'RE ALL GONNA MRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! - danmerqury
We will.
(maybe.)
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
we're 8-3 in daylight!
We’re taking at least one of the next two. Maybe both.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
agreed.
My personal goal since I missed GOG #5 or 6 is to beat you, sirbed.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
dinner party? How fun. Where’s my invite?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
You didn't get the invite? No wonder you didn't RSVP.
by LoneStranger on May 8, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
[cries quietly to self]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm doing tritip.
One marinated in Stubbs and the other in Veri Veri Teriyaki.
by LoneStranger on May 8, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
yum.
and you’re sure I’m not invited?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
You are, if you can find a ride over to the baseball game or to my house if you aren't going to the game.
by LoneStranger on May 8, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
probably not....but I'd like too....very much so...
long ride from Florida…[sniff]
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
Night.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Have fun at the game...and please bring us a win!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Huh. Sherlock Holmes was pretty good.
Too bad tehy couldn’t convince Downey to do a series of movies, like the james bond films.
SIG SPACE AVAILABLE FOR SPONSORSHIP. INQUIRE WITHIN.
I thought they were already making a second.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I was thinking there was sure to be a second one....I mean there are bunches of Holmes stories
You must be feeling better?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I know....story was pretty good. I wasn't expecting much but was pleasantly surprised.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Speaking of movie series
They have a set date for the third Batman movie. July 20.
Unfortunately, it’s 2012.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
linky??? for my kid who is freaking out right now!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
http://www.avclub.com/articles/release-date-set-for-next-batman-movie,40683/
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I can't help but think that there's no way they can top the Joker.
I mean, Ledger was just phenomenal. What possible villain could be a good follow-up?
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
see comment below.
Dtr and I were JUST talking about that…..Heath was genius – but I think Depp could be pretty crazy/diabolical as well
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Johnny as the Riddler???? REALLY? I can soooo see him in that role.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Really?
Because I think he’s been over played right now.
Ask me about my squirrel.
A little.
But he’s one of those guys who can lose himself in a role so well that you don’t even think “oh hey, it’s johnny depp”.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
As good as he is
He’s already heading towards Tom Hanks territory for me. I like TH, but he basically was in too many movies too quickly and it was just too much. I like Depp too, but he’s heading there fast. Not enough verity and too much over the top. Actually, if anything, the next villain shouldn’t be over the top, but more calculating. More chess match than total psycho.
Ask me about my squirrel.
That's the Riddler, then.
A lot of people hated the Heath Ledger casting until they saw the amazing results. I’m sure Nolan can find someone different, yet great.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Yep
I hated the Ledger casting. Thought it was the worst possible move ever. But he was absolutely fucking brilliant.
Ask me about my squirrel.
same.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
Granted, the only thing I had seen Ledger in was half of A Knight’s Tale on TV. Not the greatest first impression.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I'd seen a number of his films
that, 10 things I hate about you, casanova. He was a good actor, just didn’t feel like he fit. Boy was I wrong.
Ask me about my squirrel.
I thought he was pretty brilliant in the gay cowboy one,
but I thought the joker was a stretch.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I have not and will not watch the gay cowboy movie
Ask me about my squirrel.
It's directed by your favorite director.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Don't need to be reminded.
Ask me about my squirrel.
you won't see BBM becAUSE OF aNG lEE?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
but DMOAS hates Ang Lee, so he won't see it.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep
His pacing is just so angonizingly slow. He sucks the drama and/or action out of every scene.
Ask me about my squirrel.
Yep
Not a very good one either.
Ask me about my squirrel.
but it works well in character studies.
Character-driven, rather than plot-driven.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions
awesome movie.
painful to watch.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
gyllenhall was good, too
they had awesome chemistry.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't see what the fuss was about that movie
there have been other gay movies and it wasn’t graphic really. In fact you get to see Anne Hathaway naked.
no big deal to me.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
He was.....so sad that on the heels of his death people saw his brilliance that could be no more
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
It was a wild guess.
Nothing factual has been released, and probably won’t be released for a long time.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
what about Harry Potter? Anyone know?
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
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The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I love you moar now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't get enough of these.

The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
that's preet good
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
It's 12:30. Do your parents know where you are? Or maybe more importantly - do you know where your parents are?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Shit. I already threw in the towel, yet I'm still here.
I should be in bed, but Conan the Destroyer is still on.
by LoneStranger on May 8, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Good Night AN, Sleep Well.
I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
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Awesome.
Looking forward to it.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Thought of you tonight with EP in the line-up!!
have a good sleep!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
night mike
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, he definitely will now.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
agrd.
you’re dead. Start running now.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
gp.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
He's got a truck.
And probably tranq darts.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
and one would assume firearms.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
Darts for incapacitation. Knife for the fun stuff.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
you golf a lot.
I play soccer 4 days a week.
think about it.
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there is that.
sock puppets have never successfully defended castles, except when working with squirrels, which would never happen because squirrels know better than to trust sock puppets. -nm
by Leopold Bloom on May 8, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
but there wont' be anybody to hold little dixie cups of gatorade for you.
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Lost my internet for a minute.....are we through?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Crazy ANers. Knew you'd still be here.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Maybe just crazy Berry Jo...
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
wanna say why?? b/c you're here now??
b/c you have to work tomorrow?
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I meant you're crazy :)
you seemed to be the only one here…for a minute :)
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
At least I don't talk to myself....
at least not THAT much!
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I left long ago and I'm asleep like I should be.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
I can tell.
Very responsible and un-crazed-Chris-Townsend-stalkerish of you.
How was the radio show?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Kinda short, actually.
No AN callers or anything. Though CT totally destroyed a guy angry at Geren for “having the personality of a rock”.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Bummer.
I was expecting some antics.
How’d that faith work out for you? Were you able to trot out my comment about my skepticism over winning? Hmm?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
We beat TB and KC beat Texas.
Just as I predicted.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
1, I think.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
yup - just looked it up.
I always get the half and whole games business wrong….
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
I missed the whole show....now I get the reference to that earlier in this thread....
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Anyway, I reeeeally should get to bed.
The selfish, they're all standing in line, faithing and hoping to buy themselves time.
Me, I figure as each breath goes by, I only own my mind.
Me too----been up since 5:45 or so. I am beat. See you tomorrow probably
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Iron Man 2 was really fun, peeps.
Go see it.
RDJ – yum.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Did you see it tonight?? Heard it was good - lots of good people.
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis
Yeah. I got mixed reviews from friends.
Certainly wasn’t as good as the original, but sequels never are. It was a fun movie and a good story.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Didn't see the first one - but might go to this one.
Gotta go…..TTFN
"Are those new tarps? Or did they paint 'em?" Mark Ellis

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